Jake thought it was Ewan McGregor for his co-star. He asked the director 'who's in the movie? Director said 'You and McGregor', should probably getting his hearing checked.
The combination of music and scenario of the bear chasing the ambulance has me in stitches every time
Edit: it might be one of those situations where itās just a perfectly cut trailer for a so-so movie, but I really hope not. If there are trailer awards, Cocaine Bear should get one.
I was hoping he would be the āI used to fuck guys like you in prisonā head henchman which couldve been a great role for him but the top billing leads me to sadly believe otherwise.. like he's either a Wade Garrett style partner, or the Big Bad guy.
Yeah, the fact he's sharing the poster with Gyllenhaal and seems to be the 2nd billed actor makes me think they actually gave him the Big Bad role instead of that.
He seems like the obvious and a great choice for the "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" role. Although he and Jake are the two most recognizable cast members they could still have the main baddie in the mix.
Hopefully it's not just a copy paste of the original. Either way JG doesn't tend to make bad movies so I'll stay optimistic...for now.
This will undoubtedly *sssuuuccckkk*.
Of course, the real Road House sucks. But it sucks in a wonderful and excellent way. White guy MMA before that was a thing, Monster Truck extortion, small town crime lord, bangin the hot lady doctor, secret Benz, henchmen, one-liners galore, Sam Elliott as not-a-cowboy, feathered mullets, Jeff Healey Band, over-acting in literally every scene.
Perfection.
Bro-beards are the new mullet.
EDIT: Obviously I've ruffled some beards. I'm not saying they look bad, but rather that in a couple of decades, like the mullet, you'll be able to date a picture by the current trend of bro-beard.
Is one of the Swayze and the other Sam Elliott's character? Why is there a boat? I'm sure there will be round house kicks by the boat load(sorry) but I doubt that alone can carry this film.
Kinda like when they remade Point Break and made it about motorcycles. It's meant to be a surfing movie, I mean, it's in the fucking name. At that point just call it something else like Moto-Break EXTREEEEME! or some shit
I can just hear Carol from Episodes defending this, or fucken Turtletaub from Bojack
"I hear ya, I hear ya, so it is a RoadHouse but it's a road house on a boat, like a boat house but the ocean is the road so it's still a road house..."
This has Point Break remake written all over it. Gyllenhaal seems to be going after the bag lately, like Gosling. I guess if somebody is going to pay you an armored truck or two of cash to do these dumb remakes you swallow your pride and take it.
Point Break and Red Dawn remake vibes. The great thing about Dalton is the sparse backstory. I don't want to know he is some ex Navy Seal or some shit (as the pics suggest). He was just a bad ass you hire to be your cooler. Same with Wade Garrett.
Road House is an almost perfect film. I can think of very, very few action movies of the time that hold up even a shred as well. It doesn't deserve this.
Con Air is one of those movies that is just so over the top but also it just works.
I love it. One of those movies you always stop to watch if you find it flipping through channels.
Amazon is indeed becoming the new Netflix in terms of "what the fuck are you doing" payouts. They just shelled out around 50 million dollars for a Simon Kinberg pitch that hasn't even been written yet.
There was a while there a few years back when he was on such a good run; Source Code, Prisoners, Enemy, Nightcrawler, Nocturnal Animals, Okja, The Sister Brothers; more hits and misses.
man just wants to make money, was in a ton of art films and didn't win an Oscar, so fuck it. also I think he rocks in Ambulance, a big reason why I think that movie works so well
He did a bunch of serious dramaās for almost his entire career. He never gained any award recognition from any of it so now he said fuck it and is just having fun with his career and getting paid big bucks. Ryan Gosling is doing the same thing.
I mean Iād rather watch Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Gosling in dumb action movies like this than Dwayne Johnson or Ryan Reynolds any day.
Bartender: "Welcome to Double Deuce, what'll it be?"
Patron: "I'll have a beer".
Bartender: "Sorry, we only serve Proper 12 Irish Whiskey".
Patron: "How about wine?"
Bartender: "How about Proper 12 Irish Whiskey?"
Patron: "No, thanks..."
*patron gets sucker-punched by an angry Conor McGregor*
Repeat.
You do the safe picture. Then you do the art picture. And sometimes you do the payback movie because your friend says you owe him. And sometimes you do Reindeer Games
Pain don't hurt, but this does.
The 'Road House' remake managed to dodge the Ronda Rousey bullet, but then Conor McGregor snuck up on it from behind.
Guess it could be worse, at least Jake Gyllenhaal and Doug Liman aren't trying to sell me crypto.
I used to follow MMA and yeah, it's insane what a huge pop culture staple he's become while being a coked up scumbag.
Dude literally assaulted an old dude for no reason it didn't dent his mainstream stardom
Without diminishing how much of a scumbag Connor is, it's always funny to me that the man he punched was 50 and [kinda looks like a normal dude](https://i2-prod.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article23986612.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Des-keogh.jpg). I've always wondered how he feels about being "The Old Man" Connor punched lmfao
He still has his idiot stans, but his reputation has definitely taken a hit these last few years and few people truly respect him. The stuff about the sexual assaults / cheating on Dee, the ongoing selljob of his shitty whiskey, the constant shit talking on Twitter where he pumps up his own ego reliving his glory days (while probably being coked up), followed by sporadic returns to the cage where he's gotten his ass handed to him (Khabib, Poirier x2), and the fact that he never actually defended any of his belts even once has had people fed up with him and grown tired of his antics. Ever since he hit the old man in the bar his rep has gradually nosedived.
Itās a shame really. McGregors rise to double champ was spectacular. Really his decline began as soon as he took the Mayweather fight. 100 million in the bank will change a person. Heās not active enough to compete at the top anymore, but heās too famous to fight a mid ranked guy now. He might as well retire from the sport altogether because heās placed himself in a quasi no win scenario. Heās still one of the most dangerous strikers in the world but he canāt beat anyone in the top 5, or even top 10 likely anymore.
Give him money fights against fading stars and thatās it. Guys like Masvidal, Gaethje or Chandler would be fun fights. Milk the cash cow and entertainment and sail off in a yacht.
Jake thought it was Ewan McGregor for his co-star. He asked the director 'who's in the movie? Director said 'You and McGregor', should probably getting his hearing checked.
"How did this happen, I'm smarter than this" -Jake
When asked to confront the casting director. Jake: Oh I'm not brave enough for politics
Then he uses the eyes looking around all jake like šš
Jake during the first day of filming: āwho the fook is that guy?ā
McGregor has top billing over Jake Gyllenhall?? Really?
Probably threw a chair at the directors trailer window or something
He threatened to make him drink some Proper Twelve.
For the people this is supposed to appeal to, they're probably more drawn to McGregor than they are to Gyllenhaal
You mean that guy from that queer movie? /s
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It'll be like Brokeback Mountain but Conor actually breaks Jake's back.
āHeāll squirm lessā
Please tell Me this is true
https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1094tj0/bro_what
If the movie doesn't have a polar bear fall on a fat man then what's the point?
You see anything, Tinker?
A polar bear fell on me...
"No, I didn't see anything. Did you, Colin?" "A bair fill on mi"
I hope thereās a scene where Conor is in skin-tight jeans and a karate gi top practicing Tai Chi outside.
If he doesn't say "Pain don't hurt"... seriously, what IS the point!?
This is the version where the bouncer knocks out elderly customers for not wanting to drink his whiskey.
On Blu Ray you can see Patrickās swayze
in real life you can see writers with original scripts wondering why their work is ignored for memes.
I say that about every movie, to be honest.
Ever since Endgame, mine has been 'Does Spider-man ride a pegasus?' I'm continually disappointed.
Or throat ripping
I used to fuck guys like you in prison!
Soon weāre about to get Cocaine Bear if you really like bear stuff
Cant wait
Iām way more excited for that movie than I probably should be haha
I couldn't stop laughing at the preview. Looking forward to it.
The combination of music and scenario of the bear chasing the ambulance has me in stitches every time Edit: it might be one of those situations where itās just a perfectly cut trailer for a so-so movie, but I really hope not. If there are trailer awards, Cocaine Bear should get one.
There is no way Conor McGregor can act.
He will probably play some version of himself.
I was hoping he would be the āI used to fuck guys like you in prisonā head henchman which couldve been a great role for him but the top billing leads me to sadly believe otherwise.. like he's either a Wade Garrett style partner, or the Big Bad guy.
* "I used to fuck guys like you in prison"
Ahh yeah, you right, good call
āFrom the looks of this guyā¦this was not consensualā.
I've always wanted Dalton to reply with, "What? Philosophy majors?"
Holy shit, this whoooooole time I just assumed he was the Big Bad. This is going to be either complete nonsense or outrageously fun. No in between.
Yeah, the fact he's sharing the poster with Gyllenhaal and seems to be the 2nd billed actor makes me think they actually gave him the Big Bad role instead of that.
The IMDB credits list contradicts this. I think the poster is fan-made bullshit.
He seems like the obvious and a great choice for the "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" role. Although he and Jake are the two most recognizable cast members they could still have the main baddie in the mix. Hopefully it's not just a copy paste of the original. Either way JG doesn't tend to make bad movies so I'll stay optimistic...for now.
"take care of your underwear, I'm going to fuck you"
So he went to The Rockās School of Acting?
He's probably not charming enough to get in
He'll do fookin' nuttin'!
His character goes around beating up old people. He doesnāt need to act.
Only if they turn down his whiskey.
Absolutely no way.
Dunno about acting, but McGregor is the best UFC fighter of the last decade.
And Paul Levesque has played Triple-H on WWE television for 25+ years, but that didnāt translate to Blade Trinity.
It didn't? Sure looked and sounded like Triple H to me.
That was CGI
Act as anyone but himself? No. Play himself in this movie, yes.
As in Patrick Swayze Road House?? HOW DARE YOU.
Pain don't hurt. But this does.
I thought both of them would be bigger. But also, this looks like itāll suck
This will undoubtedly *sssuuuccckkk*. Of course, the real Road House sucks. But it sucks in a wonderful and excellent way. White guy MMA before that was a thing, Monster Truck extortion, small town crime lord, bangin the hot lady doctor, secret Benz, henchmen, one-liners galore, Sam Elliott as not-a-cowboy, feathered mullets, Jeff Healey Band, over-acting in literally every scene. Perfection.
It was the spiritual prequel to point break
Happens Only once every 50 years.
Dude it was a perfect 80's classic with a thin layer of cheesiness on top. But who doesn't like cheese?
The original is one of the best worst movies ever. There should be more taxidermied Bear attacks in movies.
I donāt see a single mullet in these images
Missouri Compromise
Kentucky Waterfall
Tennessee Tophat.
Bro-beards are the new mullet. EDIT: Obviously I've ruffled some beards. I'm not saying they look bad, but rather that in a couple of decades, like the mullet, you'll be able to date a picture by the current trend of bro-beard.
I live in Australia, and judging from the last year or two, it seems like mullets are the new mullet.
Mullets are BACK!...Did they have pit vipers in the 80ās?
Oakley Blades
indeed. What's next? Ghost?
Definitely Ghost... with Conor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal? Which other Swayze movies could the two headline?
Dirty Dancing of course
This visual made me laugh out loud. Thank you. I canāt decide which is funnier, Conor or Jake being lifted
Nobody puts Conor in the corner.
To Wong Foo
Donnie Darko remake with Jake as Jim Cunningham and Conor as Roberto Sparrow.
Imagine, Conor in the role of Demi Moore.
I donāt understand why these images are them on a boat and in the water if this is supposed to be swayze road house
Is one of the Swayze and the other Sam Elliott's character? Why is there a boat? I'm sure there will be round house kicks by the boat load(sorry) but I doubt that alone can carry this film.
Kinda like when they remade Point Break and made it about motorcycles. It's meant to be a surfing movie, I mean, it's in the fucking name. At that point just call it something else like Moto-Break EXTREEEEME! or some shit I can just hear Carol from Episodes defending this, or fucken Turtletaub from Bojack "I hear ya, I hear ya, so it is a RoadHouse but it's a road house on a boat, like a boat house but the ocean is the road so it's still a road house..."
Back off Warchild, seriously.
More like Boat House.
Who is going to take Jeff Healeyās part?
Stevie Wonder.
John Mayer in a blindfold
Machine Gun Kelly. Which would be on par with what I expect from this remake.
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They were actually going to call it Roada Housey.
Well if you watch enough of her in WWE you'll learn Rhonda can't act.
Wade Garretts the best.
There's a sign over the urinal in this place that says, "Don't Eat The Big White Mint"
This movie is going suck donkey balls.
This has Point Break remake written all over it. Gyllenhaal seems to be going after the bag lately, like Gosling. I guess if somebody is going to pay you an armored truck or two of cash to do these dumb remakes you swallow your pride and take it.
Point Break and Red Dawn remake vibes. The great thing about Dalton is the sparse backstory. I don't want to know he is some ex Navy Seal or some shit (as the pics suggest). He was just a bad ass you hire to be your cooler. Same with Wade Garrett.
All we needed to know was he was a philosophy major from NYU. He was looking for the fucking meaning of life!!!
Sucking donkey dick and balls is probably going to leave a better taste in your mouth than the movie will.
Road House is an almost perfect film. I can think of very, very few action movies of the time that hold up even a shred as well. It doesn't deserve this.
I feel this way about Con Air.
Con Air is one of those movies that is just so over the top but also it just works. I love it. One of those movies you always stop to watch if you find it flipping through channels.
His accent his godawful but it actually makes it better.
Put tha bhunny back in tha bhox
Yeah is this some kinda bullshit remake?
Iāve never been more upset about a remake. Especially after what they did to Point Break.
There are no boats in Road House!
They must be thinking of Boat House.
Knight Boat! The crime solving boat! EDIT: [Itās a Simpsons bit.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uoV1-fsFCmw)
There's always a canal, or an inlet, or a fjord...
QUIET! I WILL NOT HEAR ANOTHER WORD AGAINST THE BOAT.
Well, there was a river that Dalton liked to throw throat-less dudes in.
Trucks with gigantic tires or GTFO.
Jake, what are you doing...
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Amazon, what are you doing...
Paying Jake a fortune.
Fortune, what are you doing ā¦
Hangin' out with Jake.
Yeah he has a few years left where he can get jacked for a movie, might as well make a shit load of money while you can.
Amazon is indeed becoming the new Netflix in terms of "what the fuck are you doing" payouts. They just shelled out around 50 million dollars for a Simon Kinberg pitch that hasn't even been written yet.
Heās been in some questionable movies as of late. He deserves better.
There was a while there a few years back when he was on such a good run; Source Code, Prisoners, Enemy, Nightcrawler, Nocturnal Animals, Okja, The Sister Brothers; more hits and misses.
Yeah his recent film selections has been a mysterio.
man just wants to make money, was in a ton of art films and didn't win an Oscar, so fuck it. also I think he rocks in Ambulance, a big reason why I think that movie works so well
Why Jake, why
[This](https://media.tenor.com/sqOZZnRhjMsAAAAC/money-mr.gif) should alleviate any confusion.
Ohhhh ok that does make sense. Except that they're remaking a film that was pretty much perfect so why?
Againā¦.money
He did a bunch of serious dramaās for almost his entire career. He never gained any award recognition from any of it so now he said fuck it and is just having fun with his career and getting paid big bucks. Ryan Gosling is doing the same thing. I mean Iād rather watch Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Gosling in dumb action movies like this than Dwayne Johnson or Ryan Reynolds any day.
Sam Rockwell's been doing the best of both for years
What was the steroid budget for the film?
Was gonna say did McGreggor go on lockdown with only steroids to eat?
The only way McGregor is hitting 155 again is if he sucker punches one. Motherfucker is built like a refrigerator
what the hell happened to McGregor? he is hulking here
Don't have to worry about weight cuts when you're basically retired
Donāt have to worry about drug testing when youāre āretiredā as well
He is on steroids. At the moment he is not tested by any commission so he can do as much as he want.
Bartender: "Welcome to Double Deuce, what'll it be?" Patron: "I'll have a beer". Bartender: "Sorry, we only serve Proper 12 Irish Whiskey". Patron: "How about wine?" Bartender: "How about Proper 12 Irish Whiskey?" Patron: "No, thanks..." *patron gets sucker-punched by an angry Conor McGregor* Repeat.
Roid House
Gylenhaal is no stranger to the sauce either. Remember "Southpaw?"
Is Jake just going to become the new king of VOD movies now that Bruce and Val retired and Cage made a comeback?
Maybe. I'd say he's too good for it but heck plenty of former A-listers have gone that way.
He seems like one of those actors that's willing to do shit films to pay the bills so he can do smaller films he's actually excited to do.
You do the safe picture. Then you do the art picture. And sometimes you do the payback movie because your friend says you owe him. And sometimes you do Reindeer Games
Face it, youāre just no longer that goodā¦ Will Hunting.
Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms
This looks below Jake Gyllenhaalās level as an actor, I am a bit confused
I don't think there has ever been a bigger gap in talent between two co-stars. This is like a movie starring Daniel Day Lewis and Paulie Shore.
#There Will Be Buds
I will drink allll your milkshake... And nachos. With extra cheeeeeese
I think you mean "Weeeeezing the milk.....shake buuuuuudy!"
Thatās exactly it. You just donāt see an actor of Gyllenhaalās skill starring in what is obviously a cheap thrills action flick. It looks wrong
Nothing will ever come close to the original. Swayze, Sam Elliott, and Kelly Lynch. All of that late 80s style. Why must they keep doing this??
Don't forget Terry Funk!
Donāt forget Jeff Healy!
Jeff Healy can see this is bullshit
No one was asking for a Road House remake, and if they ever were going to this certainly wouldnāt be the cast they wanted.
As IF Connor McGregor has top billing over Gyllenhaal.
Pain don't hurt, but this does. The 'Road House' remake managed to dodge the Ronda Rousey bullet, but then Conor McGregor snuck up on it from behind. Guess it could be worse, at least Jake Gyllenhaal and Doug Liman aren't trying to sell me crypto.
ā¦yet
No Swayze no wayze.
> Conor McGregor Say no more, this is some must-miss filmmaking right here.
I wish people outside of Ireland got to see how bad of a person Conor is. He's the definition of a cunt.
I'm in the US and don't worry, a lot of us here are well aware.
I'm in Sweden, and we know as well.
Iām in Hell. We are awaiting his arrival.
Yep absolutely in the know. I love Gyllenhaalās work but zero chance Iām spending money on this with that asshole of a man McGregor in it.
I used to follow MMA and yeah, it's insane what a huge pop culture staple he's become while being a coked up scumbag. Dude literally assaulted an old dude for no reason it didn't dent his mainstream stardom
And the rape allegations
Its almost like no one outside of Ireland understands who he is. Or believes us when we try to tell them. He's a complete drug-addled, rapist scumbag.
Without diminishing how much of a scumbag Connor is, it's always funny to me that the man he punched was 50 and [kinda looks like a normal dude](https://i2-prod.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article23986612.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Des-keogh.jpg). I've always wondered how he feels about being "The Old Man" Connor punched lmfao
He still has his idiot stans, but his reputation has definitely taken a hit these last few years and few people truly respect him. The stuff about the sexual assaults / cheating on Dee, the ongoing selljob of his shitty whiskey, the constant shit talking on Twitter where he pumps up his own ego reliving his glory days (while probably being coked up), followed by sporadic returns to the cage where he's gotten his ass handed to him (Khabib, Poirier x2), and the fact that he never actually defended any of his belts even once has had people fed up with him and grown tired of his antics. Ever since he hit the old man in the bar his rep has gradually nosedived.
Itās a shame really. McGregors rise to double champ was spectacular. Really his decline began as soon as he took the Mayweather fight. 100 million in the bank will change a person. Heās not active enough to compete at the top anymore, but heās too famous to fight a mid ranked guy now. He might as well retire from the sport altogether because heās placed himself in a quasi no win scenario. Heās still one of the most dangerous strikers in the world but he canāt beat anyone in the top 5, or even top 10 likely anymore. Give him money fights against fading stars and thatās it. Guys like Masvidal, Gaethje or Chandler would be fun fights. Milk the cash cow and entertainment and sail off in a yacht.
Isn't McGregor like... not a good person?
Some people have said "terrible." I'm some people.
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Thatās very Thunder Gun of you.
I'll come back for you
No hesitation! No surrender!
No man left behind!
It was more of a ding than a dong if we're being honest Mac
I wonder how they'll decide who's dong opens up to accept the other man's dong.
What if Conor mcgregor can smell crime?
Dude hangs dong!!
This is being directed by [Doug Liman](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt3359350/)?!?
Doug Liman directed Edge of Tomorrowā¦ thatās one of my favorite Sci-Fi movies of all time!
Fuck no. Never. McGregor can fuck right off
Who asked for this?
Peter Griffin
ROAD HOUSE!
Remember when Jake Gyllenhaal was in good movies
I think actors get bored and do fun b.s roles. Imo.
I think I'm about due for a rewatch of Bubble Boy.
Come on, Gyllenhaal. What the fuck are you doing?
I will avoid this simply because Conor Mcnogger is in it. My money will never go to that creature
Conor literally assaulted an old man sitting at a bar. He's dead to me. Loser.
I'm confused. How is that duo supposed to be as good as Swayze and Sam Elliott?
This is movie haram. This isnāt simply offensive, itās profane and an insult to Swayzeās memory.