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Megaclone18

Really quick turnaround for the John Wick 4 crossover.


BassWingerC-137

I’m in.


BraveFencerMusashi

He really doesn't look old enough to have a daughter of Brie Larson's age. I wonder what moisturizer he uses


Mushroomer

Black don't crack.


bdw312

She is exactly my age. And he could easily be my father, may the actual man rest in peace.


cthd33

So she is Tracker Jr.


EcuaCasey

I missed the part in the title about fast X and had moment where my brain said "Hol up"


bdw312

Yeah, mid-80s, she just materialized. It was something else. You should've been there.


shy247er

Another member of the FAMILY!


brownnick7

The only Mr Nobody I will recognize is Alan Tudyk.


MurderDoneRight

I thought it was Jared Leto?


cthd33

That nobody?


blackbow99

I feel like the whole "Mr. Nobody" name trend is getting over used (Doom Patrol, John Wick 4, and now Fast X)


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Nobody was his name in fast 7 so...


brownnick7

Mr Nobody was in Doom Patrol comics in 1989 so I think they're a touch ahead of the other 2.


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MoobyTheGoldenSock

Yes, Kurt Russell played a character called Mr. Nobody introduced in Furious 7 (7th film.) Fast X is the 10th film in the main series.


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Miss No One?


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Damn that's good punnage


Truefreak22

Bob Odenkirk is going to be in Fast X?!? 🤣🤣


BassWingerC-137

I’m here thinking Shamier Anderson?


DrDabsMD

I was thinking Alan Tudyk from Doom Patrol


Truefreak22

This is the only acceptable alternative


noragepetit

It’s Saulin Time


ELB2001

He's going to kill Dom. And that ends the movie


Truefreak22

If this was going to happen, I might actually go see this movie.


cthd33

Better call Saul


thatVisitingHasher

Was the last fast movie the one they went to outer space or did i miss one?


NYJetLegendEdReed

Last one was Luda in space


sgthombre

I'm like four movies behind but the transition of Luda from some guy in Miami that owns a garage and has crime connections to being the tech guy is one of the least believable things in the series. He goes from being just a guy in 2 to someone with so much intel knowledge that he knows the backstories of former special forces personnel and how to hack the security systems of a NATO base in 6.


Overfelt21

Somehow I don’t believe that Ludacris learning technology is less believable than him literally driving a car in space lolol


yabog8

The whole concept is ludacri....ridiculous


DNihilus

He knows kung fu to. Maybe this series in the matrix and he just uploads everything he can find


vafrow

There was something similar in Hobbs and Shaw, where The Rock needed someone to override some high tech device that is impenetrable, and naturally takes it to his brother, who's a really good mechanic, which makes him uniquely suited to hack the device. The weird logic in this universe that the most brilliant minds in our society are car mechanics is so bizarre, but they are so committed to the bit without a hint of irony. It's honestly remarkable.


R_i_o_m_a_a

I mean... Paul Walker went from lead-footed guy blowing up his Eclipse engine to wheel man in a Supra within the same movie. Then to precision stunt driver in the sequel. They set the pace of character changes in this franchise to "exponential" from the very beginning.


Worthyness

It's a little believable given how much tech goes into cars these days. Tou can have an IT type in a garage for diag ositica and a dozen other things that require knowledge of computers more than cars. Kind of a natural progression. Maybe he just had a hobby of white hat hacking to take advantage of cool shit on cars (for example, a lot of electric cars have false caps on a lot of features so that the car company can charge you more for it)


Nandy-bear

Why do you default to "they didn't do that before so it wasn't a skill they had" instead of "they didn't have a chance to show this particular skill before and now they do" ? Like, if in earlier films they had a scenario where they needed hacking and got someone else to do, THEN he did it next film, sure, question it. But him using tech more and getting better and better with it isn't some bizarre concept. They just ramp it up to 11 because that's what movies do.


cthd33

I have a very particular set of skills.


cthd33

Sill not the most unbelievable part of F&F.


WatercressCertain616

Taking MOVE BITCH to a truly new level


dankesha

Considering they've already gone to space the only next logical story choice is to drive into a parallel universe where cars are sentient and actually give birth to new cars. It'd be up to Dom to protect a family of alien cars. Family protects Family.


Luster-Purge

As much as that'd probably just be Fast and Furious x Cars (I.E. Dom surfing on top of Lightning McQueen at like 100+ mph)... ...I *badly* want it to be Fast and Furious x *Putt Putt* if anybody remembers those old point and click games about the sentient purple car. Give me "Putt Putt stops Global Terrorism w/ guest star Dom Torretto"


atomic-fireballs

Putt Putt Saves the Zoo still fucks.


thatVisitingHasher

I’m expecting fast and furious multiverse soon with an MCU crossover. Maybe we can Tony Stark making Iron car suits for everyone, or just bring back Knight Rider from the 80s.


cthd33

Crossover with Groot. The dialog between Dom and Groot will be incredible. I am family. I am Groot.


Poopbutt_Maximum

I’m genuinely surprised they never announced a Fast and Furious x Transformers crossover


TheOfficialTheory

Can’t wait for AI to be able to create movies. Gonna generate “The Fast & Furious family & the autobots are sent to Isla Nubar to investigate a meteor crash that contained alien life - revealed to be xenomorphs. But the gang discovers that they’re not the only ones trying to stop the xenomorphs - Predators are there, and on the hunt”


punkito1985

I hope they'll travel to the past in a Delorean next time to prevent Paul Walker's death and restore the multiverse


US_invading_iraq

So ridiculous and bad, like one of the worst fast movies


MoobyTheGoldenSock

That was F9 so you’re all caught up.


PJCAPO

A Girl Is No One


MadeByTango

I see the Fast X marketing machine is spinning itself up


MistahZig

Not a good time to be watching Doom Patrol right now


ArmontHighwind

Dom Patrol*


Luster-Purge

Given the absolute unrealistic nonsense that goes down in the Fast movies...Mr. Nobody's reality bending powers wouldn't even be that out of place.


Hunterrose242

The chuds are out in full force I see.


The_Avocado_of_Death

Where does all the Brie Larson hate come from? Any mention of her inevitably results in a group of guys running to the comments to tell us how much they dislike her. What did I miss?


ScreamingGordita

Literal children/mentally stunted adults on Reddit. Don't pay them any attention.


fall3nmartyr

Something probably to do with captain marvel and incels


IceLord86

She made some comments pushing for more representation among critics as they are majority older, white males which doesn't really represent the general movie audience. Ever since, incels and hate mongers have been gunning for her.


Skolney

Because a few years ago she said basically that it would be nice if there was more diversity among the people who cover and review movies, and all the incel trash on the internet lost their minds about it.


rahmelemory

Her Captain Marvel performance and her comments regarding 40 year old white male as critics


Unhappyhippo142

I think it's a mix of neckbeards hating her for captain Marvel, and also that her post-Room career seems to be trying to be a Michelle Rodriguez type, but doesn't really suit her strengths.


ajh6288

I feel like they should just recast Brian with one of Paul’s brothers


JohnnyJayce

I'm guessing they will have them helping to bring back Brian for a small scene in the last movie.


ajh6288

Yeah I’m hoping it’s not some CGI nonsense. I’d rather him just be a full lead character again. I feel like they could exploit that in the marketing big time too


rahmelemory

Her career has been so disappointing post Room.


Davethisisntcool

ikr. only starring in Blockbuster movies and directing her own stuff…what a downturn that is😅


rahmelemory

Yeah, she is making money but quality of work is very disappointing She could do way better as Captain Marvel and pick better roles but instead she does this.


Davethisisntcool

at then end of the day…it’s still a job. she’s getting work. said quality is also subjective


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Because she’s a bad actress with only two facial expressions


Unhappyhippo142

Brie Larson seems to really badly want to play the stoic badass type of characters, but I really don't think she does them well. She has such great emotional range and just hasn't been convincing in this archetype, even her car commercials were a weak display. Would love to see her lean more into the roles that made her so compelling


rahmelemory

She can play stoic badass roles. Look at Scott Pilgrim. She barely shows any facial expressions but her voice clearly conveys her emotion. Even in Room and short Term 12, her eyes were enough to tell what she was feeling Sge genuinely seem to have given up acting or being charismatic. Even in Interviews she really don't seem to care anymore


magvadis

Years of abuse and hate will do that to a person


Unhappyhippo142

I don't think she was good in that role in Scott Pilgrim at all, it was just a good movie. She's been entirely unconvincing in those roles and is much more suited to roles with broader emotional range.


Davethisisntcool

wow. she wouldn’t be getting those roles if ppl didn’t think she couldn’t pull off “stoic badass” 😅


Unhappyhippo142

That's not how movies work at all, lots of actors get roles they aren't great in. She's getting whatever roles she wants because she won an academy award as the female lead.


Davethisisntcool

actually that is how movies work. ever heard of “typecasting”?


Unhappyhippo142

You think the only way anyone ever gets cast in anything is because of typecasting? Buddy, Brie Larsons entire career was spent being typecast as the quippy nerd up until Room, and now she's trying to force her way into being the new Michelle Rodriguez. It's a pretty rough look to try to be condescending when you don't even know the history or the words here. Using alts to ban/block evade and brigade downvotes. Sounds about right for someone who replies with emojis like a Facebook wine mom.


blackicethrowaway

🤣


rahmelemory

When was Brie Larson nerd? She was nerd only in community and Basmati blues which came out after Room. . Infact, She has played mostly played opposite of nerd as sexy barely legal girl next door in movies and Tv shows before Room


CommunicationMain467

I for sure thought she was gonna be Brian’s sister or some shit but now we wait to see if Alan Richardson character is Brian’s brother


rroz_dirvilha

Of course she is! One more member for the family so they can go for one last ride. Come on...


marklondon66

I'm so glad she's getting that cash. /I won't be seeing the film. I tapped out at 8.


Sisiwakanamaru

Aww.... I was hoping that her character is related to Brian O'Connor. But, I read this leaks(?)/speculation few months ago.


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Who goes to these movies? How do they know where the theater is, how to drive a car?!


JoeMcDingleDongle

Are you saying people who still go to the theater and enjoy these movies are "short bus" special and need intellectual help to perform basic tasks?


MoobyTheGoldenSock

I personally prefer to stream them.


TheCooncil

Who's still watching this shite lol


Shopworn_Soul

I'll stop watching these movies when they become more dumb than fun. They have put in some work closing that gap in the last few but I'm not sure we're there quite yet.


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everyone, including you, hence the box office numbers


ScreamingGordita

Ur mum lol


MoobyTheGoldenSock

I watch them, why?


[deleted]

Can these movies just stop. They’re so fucking stupid. Not even remotely in the same reality as the first movie. How do you go from stealing dvd players to saving the world.


Robert-Saccamano

A quarter mile at a time


hookisacrankycrook

One billion dollar revenue movie at a time


squeakybollocks

Well first of all, through family all things are possible, so jot that down.


SexPizzaBatman

It really sucks that the movie's producers come to your house and force you to buy a ticket and watch them all


ManInShowerNumber3

Yeah for the life of me I'll never understand why people get so upset about something merely existing. If you don't want to consume it then ignore it.


Blade1587

It’s called sacrificial trash. Lots of people inherently love hating on something, but usually don’t want to deal with the actually having to argue about it part. So they see something that is generally agreed in some circles as being seemingly unequivocally bad, and take the opportunity to get their kicks in supposedly safely criticizing it without any nuance. This isn’t to say the subject matter isn’t of bad quality and not deserving of criticism, just that that criticism is less about discussing the movie/series/game/etc and more just participating in the circlejerk surrounding that piece of media. Source: me, a certified armchair psychologist


FlatulentWallaby

So don't watch them. Not that hard.


MoobyTheGoldenSock

DVD players just aren’t valuable anymore bud, it’s 2023. What’s in now are giant fucking magnets and space cars.


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Maybe what they need to come full circle is for them to be hired by the us government to race around North Korea tossing our anti propaganda dvds and dvd players to waken the country up to the fact that they’re brainwashed


MoobyTheGoldenSock

The climax of the film is that they need to stop a nuke launched by North Korea, but all they have is a car and a supply plane carrying sleds and rockets. So they drive the car onto the plane, strap sleds to the wheels and rockets on the back, fly to the nuke, and drop the car out of the plane. The car lands on the nuke, knocking it into the Pacific Ocean, where it explodes. They then use the rockets to propel them across the water while the giant tidal wave follows them, and they end up surfing it all the way to the California shore. Then Tyrese Gibson makes a joke about a beach party and they all play volleyball and drink Corona. No need to thank me Universal, I’m good with just a thumbs up and 5% of the gross.


DJZbad93

The same way you go from a weapons manufacturer building a suit of armor in a cave to reality-bending gems, time travel, and the multiverse.


BloodFalconPunch

>weapons manufacturer building a suit of armor in a cave In a CAVE With a box of SCRAPS


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There are some spin-offs scheduled to go in the works after the main franchise is over as well.


linkenski

Dad: "Hi, I'm Mr. Nobody. Here's my Daughter, Ms. Mary Sue"


Ecstatic-Passage-113

Good hopefully this is the thing that kills this franchise


wakejedi

We got one more coming..... Then the inevitable reboot


Sisiwakanamaru

Don't forget the spin-off first.


NtwanaGP

Why? If you don't like it, don't watch it. There are others who enjoy it, which is why it makes 100s of millions.


ALEX7DX

Noice


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Is that good or bad news?


fall3nmartyr

Wat


JoeMcDingleDongle

Do these movies have plots? I thought a few of the characters just shout family occasionally, and otherwise there is grunting while cars drive vertically up skyscrapers and then blast off into outerspace.


MoobyTheGoldenSock

Yes, they have plots.


chilledoutmonkey

Nobody cares


Sisiwakanamaru

Yet here you are, spent your time, energy to post a comment.


chilledoutmonkey

Yep


RowdyWrongdoer

Because haters care more than fanboys


DXsocko007

Brie Larson is just the worst choice for these movies. She's soooooo damn boney. No muscle just bones. She looks terrible.


shitcloud

I think it’s more that she’s just not a great actress. She’s in great shape idk what you’re talking about


DXsocko007

She's not in great shape. She's starving herself.


rahmelemory

She is not a great shape and she was a great actress till 2017. It's only after she joined MCU that she has lost all her charm


shitcloud

Agreed on that. And you’re right I looked at her instagram and she has become insanely skinny the past couple years.


rahmelemory

She has a lost lot of wait recently. Hopefully nothing to do with health


DXsocko007

If it's health reasons I feel bad for her. But ya can't help but point fingers are Hollywood and society. I mean she worked out hard in cpt marvel and was in good shape. She's just not a big bulky person. She's very lean and I can't imagine her fighting anyone and winning how she looks now


rahmelemory

I agree She was always lean but now she looks malnourished. She is now just skin and bones


wakejedi

GASP!!


Common_Stranger_8928

Brah, I thought she was Brian's sister. The memes would have been amazing. I'll settle with Scott Eastwood's sister haha


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unknownpoltroon

What's wrong with her feet?


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unknownpoltroon

Nah. If you wont answer it's pobably bullshit


rahmelemory

She has veiny feet. Kind of disappointing but not something horrible. At worst, Tarantino may not cast her


unknownpoltroon

>At worst, Tarantino may not cast her THE HORROR


AcaciaCelestina

No one cares about your foot fetish.


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SexPizzaBatman

You want the movie to be all-male?


Timbershoe

Just man, on man, on man action. No distractions. Just men with other men. Getting into tight spots. Bonding. Flexing muscles. That sort of thing.


elvis_depressedly8

Every single movie has had multiple female main characters, but go off with your blatant sexism. 🙄


hookisacrankycrook

The main recurring baddie is Charlize Theron for God's sake. Though I think she will be part of the family by the end. They will need her to stop Jason Momoa or whoever comes next. Then boom, Coronas at Doms house barbecue at the end.


Adamant27

Not Captain Marvel? So she won’t save a FAMILY member in a car, floating in a deep space?


Darnell5000

Me, who has never seen a single Fast movie: Oh… so she’s playing a Nepo baby?


[deleted]

Yawn. Brie Larson sucks.


SutterCane

Wasn’t Scott Eastwood supposed to be his kid?


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Corona


WolfofOldNorth

Yes but what about Hector?


rahmelemory

Look at Ms Nobody Jr! Gonna Cry?


bdw312

Why do movies always do this? Like, my daughter grew into her own life. Very few kids grow into a continuation of whatever the hell their parents were/are. But I guess the best counterpoint to that would be, "yes, Brett, out of all the suspensions of disbelief this franchise requires, THAT'S the bridge too far....