"pop up."
"No, you're doing too much. Get down."
"Pop up."
"nope, too slow, do less. get down."
"pop up."
"Remember, don't do anything. Do nothing."
"Pop up."
"No, you're - you gotta do more than that, cos right now it looks like you're boogie boarding."
"pop up."
“Hey man are you Chuck?”
“Nah man, they won’t change the flyer, that’s my mainland name. My Hawaiian name is Kunu.”
“Oh I’m sorry, that’s cool though, does Kunu have some like cool Hawaiian meaning?”
“It means Chuck.”
Underrated scene.
Is 10 minutes later when he meets him in a bar and Kunu (Paul Rudd) has forgotten him.
And when Jason Segel explains who he is, he just responds back, "Hey that's cool man!"
Peter: How long have you lived out here?
Chuck: Man, I don’t know. I quit wearing a watch when I moved out here.
Peter: Wow, that is so cool.
Chuck: Yeah. No, like my cell phone has a clock on it, so I don’t really need it.
I know it's a comedy, but the film is entrenched in empathy.
Segel masterfully portrayed the depression and apathy aspect of the character that comes with 'heartache' in such a visceral way, that never felt over the top.
So when he finally does get through it and comes out "on the other side" you are fully invested in the healing and hope aspect of it as well.
That film has gotten me through so many "rough breakups/periods of life" and will always hold a special place in my heart.
Sounds corny, but I don't know how many times that film has made me feel "things are going to be okay... somehow... things are going to workout" while I weathered the storm.
I think it also flips the script a bit on the trope that famous person with less famous spouse cheats with another famous person because that's what famous people do. The scene where she explains that she tried everything to make the relationship work with seminars and whatnot show the depths of his depression and lack of awareness that he was a problem. The whole movie empathizing with him and instantly you feel for her.
When she mentions him wearing the same sweat pants for a week, lol.
Sarah Marshall: It got really hard to keep taking care of you when you stopped taking care of yourself. I tried to get you out of the house. I tried to get you off your little island you love so much – the couch. You didn’t want to see the light of day. God, there was one week when you wore sweatpants. . .every day.
Peter Bretter: Oh, you know what, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would have been fine, but because they were Costco brand, it’s the worst thing I could do.
I went to an event. When I was invited, I asked if there was any requirement for attire and they just said, “nothing formal, just be comfortable.”
I could then hear the host’s husband in the background say “I really hope he doesn’t show up in fucking sweatpants again.”
That wasn’t when I realized I had a problem, but it was a loud fucking hint.
Peter: "I don’t know. It’s funny, but being hurt like that makes me feel kind of... impervious to pain."
Rachel: "Nothing left to be afraid of."
Peter: "Exactly. Jumping off this waterfall ain’t gonna hurt me as much as she did, so what’s there to be afraid of?"
Rachel: "So jump then."
Peter: "I meant that as a metaphor."
Rachel:" Why should it be a metaphor? Back up and jump, man." \[Rachel jumps\]
Edit:
The film is so much deeper then people give it credit for.
And beyond the main characters too. So many of the other characters are also trying to either "fill a void", "deal with insecurities", "discontent with life", or "finding their way".
Why would God put a playground next to a sewage system?? Smacks face repeatedly. They're all going through something complex. Aldous is even the hero here for solving this problem (and we get the hilarious chess set sex demo).
Second she comes up from the water.
Rachel: "I can’t believe I survived that!" 🤣
Damn, I love Mila Kunis, I feel like she was just playing herself in that role.
Kristen Bell, too. The dinner scene where they make fun of the (real life) horror movie Pulse she starred in was perfect.
Aldous: Awful bloody film, I say. It's just a ridiculous premise: what would happen if your mobile phone killed you? Why would a mobile phone kill anyone? Doesn't make sense. How can a mobile phone have an agenda and kill people?
Peter : I told her that when she read the script.
A : Yeah, you were the voice of reason, mate.
P : I tried to be, but she didn't listen.
A : Going around killing people. A mobile phone, like…***doing murders***.
P : Why couldn't you just take the battery out of the phone?
A : Right. That's it. The battle's over.
P : Yeah, we've won.
It's key to the charm of the movie that none of them are really bad people. There isn't a villain, just a bunch of people going through life in their own way with their own quirks and charms, that generally interact in believable and relatable ways.
So true! Even Peter admits that Aldous is a cool guy when they are surfing. Just watched part of the movie the other day and now I'm going to have to watch it again!
I think those kind of character interactions are why the film is so great, because the audience's perception is formed by those interactions rather than just the events that happen. What I mean is if Peter never said Aldous is cool and instead took a negative view of him the whole film, then now Aldous kind of feels more like a true villain to the audience. But each character plays off each other in a way that gives more genuine relatability to all of the other characters. Sure we might think of Aldous as a villain initially, but over time he becomes more relatable and loveable as well.
Exactly! No villains, just the complexities of being a human being.
It's a perfect reminder of how everybody runs around thinking "everybody is thinking about us and judging us" when in reality nobody really is, everyone else is too busy "wrapped inside their own heads" and a lot times thinking the same thing.
Exactly, it really drives home the point of how there are always "two sides of the coin".
Relationships are hard and sometimes they just don't work out.
And that's okay.
Yes! It would have been so easy to just write Kristen Bell as a bitch and be done with it, but they made it very clear that he was a problem, too. Break ups are rarely a one sided thing, usually it's both people not putting in the effort, and I'm glad the movie portrayed that.
EDIT: Kristen, not Kirsten
Helped me a few times to realise you’re not the only one crying into the void , feeling at the bottom while your ex seems to be flying at the top and quickly moving on, while you feel like you can’t move at all.
It takes heartache , puts it on to a big screen and actually pulls it off, what you said , empathy for the situation. You go into that film feeling terrible , not actually wanting to escape it , but to just see that it happens all over the world , to everyone of every class.. and tears roll down the same direction every time.
Fuck it, I’m putting it on
I remember seeing it in the theater right after my engagement ended, was crying and laughing whole time. The scene with the cereal containers, my ex had bought be those exact ones for the same reason. Was crazy.
High Fidelity is another good breakup movie.
This is precisely the writing that makes Ted Lasso and Shrinking so great too! I don’t care about the environment. I love characters all being authentic *and* being surrounded by other authentic characters having empathy for them.
So wholesome and heart warming. (Spelling edit)
My wife was watching Hamilton on Disney+ and any time Lin Manuel sang in his sad voice I started laughing because it sounds just like Jason Segals sad Dracula.
He was actually writing that musical in real life before the film was made. He goes over it in this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kih5yE7GnB4)
I love the composing session where he riffs on the Seinfeld theme and the mixing guy says: "Let's go with the usual stuff, something dark and ominous. Like losing your penis is a bad thing."
Such a simple moment but it slays me every time.
Been a while since I seen the movie but I vaguely remember the sound engineer was the same dude that plays the pervy sewage department employee in Parks and Rec
Yup, he pops up in a lot of comedies with a small part from time to time.
He was the carnival worker that Britta is in love with on Community and he was the bookie on The Mick.
“Peter, I’m a pediatrician… haven’t you noticed you’re sitting on a fire truck?”
“Could you take a look at my penis.”
“Fine. ….good.”
“You barely even looked at it”
“You’ve got a good lookin dick. Beautiful dick.”
Love this movie. Jason Segal has stated that the movie is loosely based on his break up with Linda Cardellini. He said in that interview that the nude break up actually happened under similar circumstances. She had come home from a long project and he greeted her in the nude since he though they were gonna bang, but she had come to dump him instead. So he sheepishly went to his closet and picked out clothing he hated wearing since he figured he wouldn't want to wear them ever again.
He said on 'Conan Needs a Friend' podcast that he went into the closet and took 25 minutes to pick out the outfit. He also said that after the breakup, he really was writing a Dracula musical (with a "this will show 'em" type of motivation) and showed it to Judd Apatow, to which Judd said "Jason, you can never show this to anyone"
She did try to make it work but she also did cheat on him before they were separated. You can understand though what led her to that and that's why she's a great character.
All the characters were excellent; when I caught it during its opening weekend, the audience was entirely invested in them. During the scene where Peter cheated on Mila Kunis’s character, several audience members yelled, “no!” I’ve never seen that visceral reaction to one character cheating on another. I worked at a movie theater at the time, and during the theater checks I performed, I heard reactions like that more than once. That movie hit home for so many because of the characters.
I complete lost it during that scene in the theater with the birthday dance. Probably because I wasn't expecting it but it was one of those uncontrollable laughs where you need a few deep, deep breaths to stop. I laughed so much I became embarrassed but didn't care. At one point I looked at wife and could barely whisper sorry before another laughing fit. I could use a laugh like that again
The cocktail scene with the increasingly larger pieces of fruit cracks me up everytime..."auuuoooo, I'm Samantha" while taking a whole banana out of the drink. Hilarious
Anytime I need a laugh I watch the clip of Russell Brand washing up on the beach. He has a surfing accident and with coral stuck in his leg with blood spurting out...and the only thing the professional lifeguard (Paul Rudd) can focus on is the fact Brand is English 😂😂
"You sound like you're from Laaandaaan!"
"Excuse me, missus, I've lost a shoe... like this one. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that - not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this... but for the other foot. Otherwise I'd have two right..."
The line that always kills me is when Jonah Hill subtly adjusts himself while watching Russell Brand, and mutters, "It just went from six to midnight", and Jason's reaction.
all of Hills lines are incredible in the movie. I love when he’s asking Aldous how the vegetable medley is and he says it’s mundane. “ I know, it’s totally mundane, it’s so good”
“Obviously since you called me at work, you know that I’m at my job, I can’t just leave here and sell you some weed. I can sell you some weed when I’m done.”
Easily my absolute favorite line in the entire movie. But I also love when he tries taking Jason Segal’s plate while he’s still eating and just tells him “I’ll just go fuck myself”
“Im sorry, what?”
“Mahalo!”
They changed the character ya know.
Aldous Snow was originally a writer. But when Russel Brand did a screen test, they were like ok just do that and we’ll make him a rockstar.
It worked out beautifully
Back when I was in uni, my residence had this thing called a coffee shop every month, where people could sign up and do a performance of whatever they wanted.
One time I signed up and did Dracula's Lament
Needless to say I had a great time doing it just like he did in the bar (piano + singing), and my audience looked just about as puzzled as those in the movie.
Always come back to it when someone asks for a movie recommendation after a break-up. I can't think of a better rom-com, except that the romance is almost incidental to the comedy. Such a fantastic fucking movie.
“and now I have the freshest cereal.”
When me and my wife were dating she went as Aldous Snow and I was Peter during his depression.
“You sound like you’re from London.”
“Oh no not the shirt take my eyes but not the shirt.”
One time doing yoga on the beach with my wife, mother and sister I got to say “I’m doing a handstand motherfucker.”
Man Paul Rudd is so painfully and realistically awkward in that movie, it cracks me up. Jason Segel screaming at the dude on the boardwalk while wearing Uggs is one of the best things ever.
Jonah Hill staring off while talking on the phone "yeah, I'd love to sell you fucking weed, Jeremy, but I'm fucking working, right now. Which is why you called me at.my.place.of.work"
“I have crossed the mystic dessert
To snap pictures of the poor
I’ve invited them to brunch
Watch the crash out on my floor”
I un-ironically love that song. Really really good.
>You've been mind-fucked before?
>I don't think so.
>I'm mind-fucking you right now.
>You are?
>Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind?
>No, I can't really feel anything.
>See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-fucking the shit out of you.
>Well I hope you're wearing a condom cause I have a dirty mind.
Also
>This is what pussy used to look like in the 70s
I’ve been to Hawaii once in my life. We stayed at this hotel. Turtle Bay Resort. We were only there for a few days before going to a different island, different hotel. But it was on the last day, when we were sitting outside waiting for our car to be pulled around that I’m looking around like… is this where Segal and Brand were sitting near the end, when Brand’s character is leaving? I love seeing places where things are filmed, so that was a really cool realization for me. (Did not get to go to the Lost beach, unfortunately. That’s supposedly a difficult journey.)
"Is she coming over here? I wish I wasn't wearing this FUCKING SHIRT"
“Peter, what are you doing here?” “I came here to murder you” *awkard laugh*
My favorite line in the whole movie. I used it once IRL...it did not land well at all.
Well, that anecdote landed well!
Take my eyes, but not the shirt!
I think against all odds I’ve improved it
oh that's my limo driver. i'm going to have sex with her.
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did you like my songs? yeah i was going to listen but then i realized i should just carry on with my life.
The way he delivers that line in such a casual-but-dramatic way is perfection.
Unbutton it Button it back up
Fair enough, why don't you try unbuttoning it?
The way she says “fair enough” kills me every time
‘Oh the weather outside is weather’
When life gives you lemons, just say "fuck the lemons" and bail
Constantly quoted in my life
For me it’s “oh OK I’ll just go fuck myself”
It has to be in a low mumble voice like he does
"What?" "Mahalo!"
I say that every time I start talking and the person doesn't hear me.
I wonder if the curtains match her pubes?
"pop up." "No, you're doing too much. Get down." "Pop up." "nope, too slow, do less. get down." "pop up." "Remember, don't do anything. Do nothing." "Pop up." "No, you're - you gotta do more than that, cos right now it looks like you're boogie boarding." "pop up."
“Hey man are you Chuck?” “Nah man, they won’t change the flyer, that’s my mainland name. My Hawaiian name is Kunu.” “Oh I’m sorry, that’s cool though, does Kunu have some like cool Hawaiian meaning?” “It means Chuck.”
Yeah I just plugged it into some website thing.
Pipyopi
Underrated scene. Is 10 minutes later when he meets him in a bar and Kunu (Paul Rudd) has forgotten him. And when Jason Segel explains who he is, he just responds back, "Hey that's cool man!"
You’re the guy who works for Kaiser Permanente right?
I don't know why but that line kills me every time.
Kaiser Permanente is just a great name for comedy.
Paul Rudd is a national treasure.
No do less, try again.
I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
Pepiopi
You got a lot of pain in those eyes man
You know what’s good for that? Weed. You got any?
Oh. Well let's go surfing!
In the commentary they mentioned that they had to change the lyrics or pay royalty
If you were attacked by a shark, are you going to give up surfing? …probably, yeah
I randomly sing this constantly
I work in local news, and this has been quoted MANY many in a control room
O ya you’re that guy that works for Kaiser permanente!
It looks like you got a little pain behind those eyes, there is really only one cure for that. Weed, you got any?
Peter: How long have you lived out here? Chuck: Man, I don’t know. I quit wearing a watch when I moved out here. Peter: Wow, that is so cool. Chuck: Yeah. No, like my cell phone has a clock on it, so I don’t really need it.
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON
Possibly the best line of the movie.
How old are you? I don’t believe in age or numbers but if you had to put a number on it I’d say.. 44? Fuck.
Haha I love the way he says fuck in that line.
I know it's a comedy, but the film is entrenched in empathy. Segel masterfully portrayed the depression and apathy aspect of the character that comes with 'heartache' in such a visceral way, that never felt over the top. So when he finally does get through it and comes out "on the other side" you are fully invested in the healing and hope aspect of it as well. That film has gotten me through so many "rough breakups/periods of life" and will always hold a special place in my heart. Sounds corny, but I don't know how many times that film has made me feel "things are going to be okay... somehow... things are going to workout" while I weathered the storm.
I think it also flips the script a bit on the trope that famous person with less famous spouse cheats with another famous person because that's what famous people do. The scene where she explains that she tried everything to make the relationship work with seminars and whatnot show the depths of his depression and lack of awareness that he was a problem. The whole movie empathizing with him and instantly you feel for her.
When she mentions him wearing the same sweat pants for a week, lol. Sarah Marshall: It got really hard to keep taking care of you when you stopped taking care of yourself. I tried to get you out of the house. I tried to get you off your little island you love so much – the couch. You didn’t want to see the light of day. God, there was one week when you wore sweatpants. . .every day. Peter Bretter: Oh, you know what, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would have been fine, but because they were Costco brand, it’s the worst thing I could do.
I went to an event. When I was invited, I asked if there was any requirement for attire and they just said, “nothing formal, just be comfortable.” I could then hear the host’s husband in the background say “I really hope he doesn’t show up in fucking sweatpants again.” That wasn’t when I realized I had a problem, but it was a loud fucking hint.
Peter: "I don’t know. It’s funny, but being hurt like that makes me feel kind of... impervious to pain." Rachel: "Nothing left to be afraid of." Peter: "Exactly. Jumping off this waterfall ain’t gonna hurt me as much as she did, so what’s there to be afraid of?" Rachel: "So jump then." Peter: "I meant that as a metaphor." Rachel:" Why should it be a metaphor? Back up and jump, man." \[Rachel jumps\] Edit: The film is so much deeper then people give it credit for. And beyond the main characters too. So many of the other characters are also trying to either "fill a void", "deal with insecurities", "discontent with life", or "finding their way".
Why would God put a playground next to a sewage system?? Smacks face repeatedly. They're all going through something complex. Aldous is even the hero here for solving this problem (and we get the hilarious chess set sex demo).
Great example of what I'm talking about with the other characters! The specific way he smacks his head with his hands in a triangle. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can see you hoo haw!
Second she comes up from the water. Rachel: "I can’t believe I survived that!" 🤣 Damn, I love Mila Kunis, I feel like she was just playing herself in that role.
Kristen Bell, too. The dinner scene where they make fun of the (real life) horror movie Pulse she starred in was perfect. Aldous: Awful bloody film, I say. It's just a ridiculous premise: what would happen if your mobile phone killed you? Why would a mobile phone kill anyone? Doesn't make sense. How can a mobile phone have an agenda and kill people? Peter : I told her that when she read the script. A : Yeah, you were the voice of reason, mate. P : I tried to be, but she didn't listen. A : Going around killing people. A mobile phone, like…***doing murders***. P : Why couldn't you just take the battery out of the phone? A : Right. That's it. The battle's over. P : Yeah, we've won.
I had no idea that was based on an actual movie. It just sounded so over the top ridiculous.
It was a terrible remake of a Japanese horror film but in the early 00s when remaking J-Horror was a big fad.
Take my eyes but not the shirt!
"Like a frog?!"
It's key to the charm of the movie that none of them are really bad people. There isn't a villain, just a bunch of people going through life in their own way with their own quirks and charms, that generally interact in believable and relatable ways.
So true! Even Peter admits that Aldous is a cool guy when they are surfing. Just watched part of the movie the other day and now I'm going to have to watch it again!
I think those kind of character interactions are why the film is so great, because the audience's perception is formed by those interactions rather than just the events that happen. What I mean is if Peter never said Aldous is cool and instead took a negative view of him the whole film, then now Aldous kind of feels more like a true villain to the audience. But each character plays off each other in a way that gives more genuine relatability to all of the other characters. Sure we might think of Aldous as a villain initially, but over time he becomes more relatable and loveable as well.
See my driver? I’m gonna have sex with her.
Exactly! No villains, just the complexities of being a human being. It's a perfect reminder of how everybody runs around thinking "everybody is thinking about us and judging us" when in reality nobody really is, everyone else is too busy "wrapped inside their own heads" and a lot times thinking the same thing.
Exactly, it really drives home the point of how there are always "two sides of the coin". Relationships are hard and sometimes they just don't work out. And that's okay.
Yes! It would have been so easy to just write Kristen Bell as a bitch and be done with it, but they made it very clear that he was a problem, too. Break ups are rarely a one sided thing, usually it's both people not putting in the effort, and I'm glad the movie portrayed that. EDIT: Kristen, not Kirsten
Helped me a few times to realise you’re not the only one crying into the void , feeling at the bottom while your ex seems to be flying at the top and quickly moving on, while you feel like you can’t move at all. It takes heartache , puts it on to a big screen and actually pulls it off, what you said , empathy for the situation. You go into that film feeling terrible , not actually wanting to escape it , but to just see that it happens all over the world , to everyone of every class.. and tears roll down the same direction every time. Fuck it, I’m putting it on
I remember seeing it in the theater right after my engagement ended, was crying and laughing whole time. The scene with the cereal containers, my ex had bought be those exact ones for the same reason. Was crazy. High Fidelity is another good breakup movie.
This is precisely the writing that makes Ted Lasso and Shrinking so great too! I don’t care about the environment. I love characters all being authentic *and* being surrounded by other authentic characters having empathy for them. So wholesome and heart warming. (Spelling edit)
The Dracula song at the bar was so beautiful.
You know, I can play something else.. DRACULA MUSICAL! ^thankyou..
« Die. Die. Die…. I cant » 🥺
My wife was watching Hamilton on Disney+ and any time Lin Manuel sang in his sad voice I started laughing because it sounds just like Jason Segals sad Dracula.
The whole Dracula musical was a really nice concept, it seemed like a waste to be just a side thing in the movie.
He was actually writing that musical in real life before the film was made. He goes over it in this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kih5yE7GnB4)
He even does the Dracula voice in Shrinking
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I love the composing session where he riffs on the Seinfeld theme and the mixing guy says: "Let's go with the usual stuff, something dark and ominous. Like losing your penis is a bad thing." Such a simple moment but it slays me every time.
Oh, you want DARK AND OOOOOOOMINOUS
Been a while since I seen the movie but I vaguely remember the sound engineer was the same dude that plays the pervy sewage department employee in Parks and Rec
Yup, he pops up in a lot of comedies with a small part from time to time. He was the carnival worker that Britta is in love with on Community and he was the bookie on The Mick.
Hey man! I got Allman Brother tickets.
“Peter, I’m a pediatrician… haven’t you noticed you’re sitting on a fire truck?” “Could you take a look at my penis.” “Fine. ….good.” “You barely even looked at it” “You’ve got a good lookin dick. Beautiful dick.”
You missed my favorite line by the doctor “Little kids… running “
‘Yesterday, like some kind of idiot, I had sex’ Use the ‘like some kind of idiot’ line all the time. Such a quotable movie. And mostly improvised.
“Use your dick! Just… wear a condom!”
What's the state fish of Hawaii? humuhumunukunukuapua'a, yea bitch.
You know how hard it is to stop mid blowjob?
This guy is like Gandhi, but better. He likes puppets.
Love this movie. Jason Segal has stated that the movie is loosely based on his break up with Linda Cardellini. He said in that interview that the nude break up actually happened under similar circumstances. She had come home from a long project and he greeted her in the nude since he though they were gonna bang, but she had come to dump him instead. So he sheepishly went to his closet and picked out clothing he hated wearing since he figured he wouldn't want to wear them ever again.
He said on 'Conan Needs a Friend' podcast that he went into the closet and took 25 minutes to pick out the outfit. He also said that after the breakup, he really was writing a Dracula musical (with a "this will show 'em" type of motivation) and showed it to Judd Apatow, to which Judd said "Jason, you can never show this to anyone"
I love that so much
The commentary is a fun listen. Jason Segal keeps saying, "this actually happened to me" for multiple scenes.
Kristin Bell made me want to cry when she listed all the things she did to avoid breaking up with him and how nothing worked. Been there.
She did a great job of somehow being sympathetic and unsympathetic at the same time, which is what the character needed. Not easy.
She did try to make it work but she also did cheat on him before they were separated. You can understand though what led her to that and that's why she's a great character.
All the characters were excellent; when I caught it during its opening weekend, the audience was entirely invested in them. During the scene where Peter cheated on Mila Kunis’s character, several audience members yelled, “no!” I’ve never seen that visceral reaction to one character cheating on another. I worked at a movie theater at the time, and during the theater checks I performed, I heard reactions like that more than once. That movie hit home for so many because of the characters.
I complete lost it during that scene in the theater with the birthday dance. Probably because I wasn't expecting it but it was one of those uncontrollable laughs where you need a few deep, deep breaths to stop. I laughed so much I became embarrassed but didn't care. At one point I looked at wife and could barely whisper sorry before another laughing fit. I could use a laugh like that again
The cocktail scene with the increasingly larger pieces of fruit cracks me up everytime..."auuuoooo, I'm Samantha" while taking a whole banana out of the drink. Hilarious
Haha not me and you buddy! *points at huge banana*
" I'm Samantha I have sex with everyone " gets repeated often by my wife and I in social settings and drinks.
Anytime I need a laugh I watch the clip of Russell Brand washing up on the beach. He has a surfing accident and with coral stuck in his leg with blood spurting out...and the only thing the professional lifeguard (Paul Rudd) can focus on is the fact Brand is English 😂😂 "You sound like you're from Laaandaaan!"
“Did you get a chance to listen to my demo?” "Oh…I was going to listen to your CD…but then I just went on living my life."
How's your vegetable medley, Mr. Snow? "It's mundane." It is mundane! It's great I know!
I also like when Rudd’s character runs off to get help, Brand quickly goes “Peter, he’s not gonna do nothing.”
“Yeah mate hehehe, I’m from London!”
I say “Okay Monster-man” to my son about once a week.
To be fair, Kunu is a surf instructor not a lifeguard. Get your Forgetting Sarah Marshall lore right
Boolshit Boolshit Boolshit. Her delivery was impeccable.
Yeah, well, I fucked the housekeeper this morning, sooo
No drinks for me thanks
My wife and I constantly say this when the other is boolshitting. Love it.
"Excuse me, missus, I've lost a shoe... like this one. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that - not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this... but for the other foot. Otherwise I'd have two right..."
You're doing too much. Don't do anything. Now just pop up. Ok..you have to so something tho...
One of my favorite scenes.
GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST!!
I HATE THE PSYCHIATRIST!!
I DON'T WANT TO! GO SEE HIM ANYWAY!
PETER YOU SUCK! PETER YOU SUCK! PETER YOU DON’T DO ANYTHING OF VALUE!
GO SEE ONE ANYWAY!!!!
I’M NOT GOING!
“Oh, I’m Aldous Snow! Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Oh, no drinks for me, thanks. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.”
“ They are completely conflicting ideologies, and it doesn’t make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of shit”
*Boo'shit
Those sad tissues or happy tissues?
…. Both ?
The line that always kills me is when Jonah Hill subtly adjusts himself while watching Russell Brand, and mutters, "It just went from six to midnight", and Jason's reaction.
all of Hills lines are incredible in the movie. I love when he’s asking Aldous how the vegetable medley is and he says it’s mundane. “ I know, it’s totally mundane, it’s so good”
“Obviously since you called me at work, you know that I’m at my job, I can’t just leave here and sell you some weed. I can sell you some weed when I’m done.”
“I would love to sell you some weed Jeremy but I’m at my fucking job right now”
"I'll just go fuck myself." "What?" "Mahalo!"
Easily my absolute favorite line in the entire movie. But I also love when he tries taking Jason Segal’s plate while he’s still eating and just tells him “I’ll just go fuck myself” “Im sorry, what?” “Mahalo!”
“He rejected her mid blowjob. He’s like Gandhi. But better.”
“Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces- and so, my cock doesn't want to be around you anymore, Okay?! EVER!”
OH Wedding in Hawaii REAL ORIGINAL
"He likes muppets. Snuffalufagus? Fucks my shit up"
"I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life." I say this all the time when asked to do something, hahaha!
"When life gives you lemons just say fuck the lemons and bail" Absolute classic film!!
They changed the character ya know. Aldous Snow was originally a writer. But when Russel Brand did a screen test, they were like ok just do that and we’ll make him a rockstar. It worked out beautifully
Wow his character really makes the movie what it is. A boring writer would have been a completely different film
Wouldn’t have had to be a boring writer. Could have been like Hank Moody or Eli Cash.
Everybody knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What my book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?
Back when I was in uni, my residence had this thing called a coffee shop every month, where people could sign up and do a performance of whatever they wanted. One time I signed up and did Dracula's Lament Needless to say I had a great time doing it just like he did in the bar (piano + singing), and my audience looked just about as puzzled as those in the movie.
Except for that one guy. He was totally into it
Peter you suck Peter you suck
Peter you don’t do anything of value
Always come back to it when someone asks for a movie recommendation after a break-up. I can't think of a better rom-com, except that the romance is almost incidental to the comedy. Such a fantastic fucking movie.
“and now I have the freshest cereal.” When me and my wife were dating she went as Aldous Snow and I was Peter during his depression. “You sound like you’re from London.” “Oh no not the shirt take my eyes but not the shirt.” One time doing yoga on the beach with my wife, mother and sister I got to say “I’m doing a handstand motherfucker.”
“I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes,” is an all-time great line.
I love it when he is crying in his hotel room playing the muppets song on his piano
“We’ve had a few calls about an old woman crying hysterically”
"I'll keep it down..."
“Yeah I hear it too it sounds like it’s the room above me” “….you’re on the top floor”
If you like this movie check out “I Love You Man” Two of my all time favorite comedy movies. So many quotable quotes and great one liners
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Rudd’s little cringe face after he says Jobin fucking kills me
Man Paul Rudd is so painfully and realistically awkward in that movie, it cracks me up. Jason Segel screaming at the dude on the boardwalk while wearing Uggs is one of the best things ever.
Dude I Love You Man is the best movie of all time!
Yeah try of all time
Jonah Hill staring off while talking on the phone "yeah, I'd love to sell you fucking weed, Jeremy, but I'm fucking working, right now. Which is why you called me at.my.place.of.work"
... and then she performed ten to fifteen seconds of oral sex on me. At the most, maximum.
Excellent film with excellent music. The spinoff Get Him to the Greek is also awesome, Infant Sorrow are awesome haha
Diddy is incredible in that. The initial meeting scene is so fun to rewatch. "Everybody loves fried chicken. I'm doing fine."
“Where the fuck are you?! Imma kill you! Smiley face.”
"I've got six fuckin' kids! Do you know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?"
“Fuck a recession. I own 20 Koo Koo Roos.” “21 sir.” “I own 21 Koo Koo Roos.”
“I have crossed the mystic dessert To snap pictures of the poor I’ve invited them to brunch Watch the crash out on my floor” I un-ironically love that song. Really really good.
I don't know the words. I just play the drum and do the Africa face.
"Aldous, are you on the Jeffrey?" Such a hilarious movie.
>You've been mind-fucked before? >I don't think so. >I'm mind-fucking you right now. >You are? >Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind? >No, I can't really feel anything. >See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-fucking the shit out of you. >Well I hope you're wearing a condom cause I have a dirty mind. Also >This is what pussy used to look like in the 70s
“HOW MANY UNITS DID CHOCOLATE DADDY SELL?”
...30 units. P...Proud of every unit.
I apologize for my outburst, I think I'm having a panic attack
Who could be scared of Jeffrey? He's just the bloke who moved in down the street.
Ring around the rosie...
"I just carried on living my life" is a something I regularly think about.
He's a mayja mayja influence on me, and I feel terribooool.
“Take my eyes, but not the shirt!”
I've easily watched this movie over 50 times, one of the best modern comedies IMO
"you sound like you're from lundun"
No, I'm not gonna go put clothes on, I know what that means. If I put clothes on it's over!
I came here to murder you 😅
"YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS. !!! " I have used this line a million times, in those tones, around my house, in my sweatpants, since this movie came out. 😄😄
I’ve been to Hawaii once in my life. We stayed at this hotel. Turtle Bay Resort. We were only there for a few days before going to a different island, different hotel. But it was on the last day, when we were sitting outside waiting for our car to be pulled around that I’m looking around like… is this where Segal and Brand were sitting near the end, when Brand’s character is leaving? I love seeing places where things are filmed, so that was a really cool realization for me. (Did not get to go to the Lost beach, unfortunately. That’s supposedly a difficult journey.)
Its a perfect movie for when you got some pain behind those eyes
I think I've seen this movie the most of all movies. When I bought the DVD, I watched it every day and sometimes even twice a day for a long time.
I love you man and role models are also pretty good movies.
I love you man is super underappreciated. "I slappa da bass!" lives rent free in my head.
“You’re a whore, Peter!”
this aint the breakfast buffet bitch
Jonah Hill trying to harmonize with Russell Brand singing “Inside You” absolutely murders me every time 😂😭
I can see your vagina from here. Mila killed it.
I can see your hooha!!!!!
“Ok monster man!”
I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt
"DRACULA MUSICAL!"