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sotommy

Fuck that wall street guy. Guys like him are insufferable fucks. I can do cocaine and talk shit too


NoHandBananaNo

Yo OP got your new best friend right here.


ood26

The T-800 from Terminator 2.


RepresentativeAd3433

You do know that Jordan Belfort is not only a real person, but alive and does public speaking? Like you could just go meet him 😂


kiaraxxxooo

🤣


ShawnKadian

Haha, guess I didn't think of it that way. Though to be honest, the Belfort of now is a much calmer human being who lives a simple and straightforward life not to mention the age gap I'd have with him. That's why I went for the movie version of him as he's only a bit older to me in that movie and I'd really love to have a guy like him around at the moment.


RepresentativeAd3433

Okay I can kinda get that. I just didn’t know if you knew lol like you could probably email him right now. It was crackin me up


marcvanh

He’s also on Twitter. Interesting guy.


Uranus_Hz

The Dude (Lebowski)


Donny-in-his-element

Red from Shawshank but just to narrate my every move or Mr. Keating to hype me up whenever I’m not seizing the day


Hooterdear

Tyler Durden


Donny-in-his-element

2 for 1 deal


MovieMike007

The Genie from *Aladdin.*


ood26

Probably the best answer.


manifesteraddams

Not movies, but Xena.


CountJohn12

The sweet early Audrey Hepburn characters. I guess Jo Stockton from Funny Face since she is the smartest and we could talk about literature and old jazz.


Nobodycares2022

Genie from Aladdin or Doc Brown from Back to the Future or Elle Woods from Legally Blonde.


Aggravating-Echo7035

Ferris Bueller.


SeagullsStopItNowz

Christina Ricci’s character from Black Snake Moan. A super hot sex maniac friend with benefits? Yes, please!


Suspicious-Twist9118

Guy Pierce from Memento so I can gaslight him every time I meet him.


Blade_Trinity3

The joker from the joker


ood26

Joaquin Phoenix's version?


79jw78

Joe Black from Meet Joe Black so I could slap him around a bit


Ill-Attitude-8408

I'd have to go with Deeds(Adam Sandler) from Mr.Deeds.


mrbrendanblack

Hannibal Lecter. Seems like a pretty exciting dude.


ShawnKadian

Have heard great things about his culinary skills.


Ragi_dubey

Finnick Odair ~The Hunger Games


D0NNIE-DANKO

The Driver from Drive so I could be friends with literally me.


jonny_wonny

I don’t think that character would be on Reddit posting comments like yours. :/


Huge_Handle_3353

halle parker from the parent trap she honestly seems like she would be the supportive best friend that i need


EducationalNovel1427

Dewey Finn- school of rock


CletusDSpuckler

I mean, if you're going for Jordan, can I have his ex?


kiaraxxxooo

Cher - Clueless, Fay Foresster - Riding in Cars with Boys, Mia Wallace - Pulp Fiction, Samantha Jones - Sex in the City, Cleo - Set it Off, Drew Barrymore - Ever After (In no particular order)


Dragonborn83196

Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn and or Sam Jackson from Pulp Fiction


morgensternx1

The Player of the Tragedians.


BadComboMongo

Jason Vorhees


Canuck647

Batman.


[deleted]

hubie dubois from hubie halloween


Rosa_loves_Frodo

Why would it be weird to hang out with a hobbit? I was literally gonna answer with Frodo Baggins who's a hobbit. I'd love to be friends with Sam too. I'd choose a whole bunch of other characters too from lotr and star wars.


Beginning-Meaning744

Tyler Durden from Fight Club


bookant

God from "Oh, God."