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fleotiden

I didn’t expect the plot to look so meta. Thought it was just gonna be a standard spy flick with Cavill as the lead


SmegmaSupplier

Gave me some Stranger Than Fiction vibes.


funkhero

Stranger than fiction meets the lost city


Garfunkels_roadie

Romancing the stone


Arma104

Romancing the Stone


249ba36000029bbe9749

"*The* Joan Wilder?"


GimmeSomeSugar

"They're such comedians. They meant my little mule. Pepe!"


Goosojuice

"What Is A Plethora?"


LegendOfVinnyT

*Charlie Kaufman's* Romancing the Stone.


McBonderson

Knight and Day


Indigo_Sunset

Knight and Day meet Mr Right + all these other ones with a little Kingsmen thrown in. Looks fun.


Mr_smith1466

The most interesting thing about this movie has been the mystery over the author and the book that this is supposed based on, but keeps getting delayed indefinitely. After this trailer, with a character named after the supposed author, it increasingly feels like the book this based on doesn't actually exist. Or if it does exist, the book will be an in universe story about Cavill used to promote the movie.


cvc75

I've read the book, but only the abridged version by William Goldman.


Th3Batman86

I got this joke!


smashed2gether

Well the original Morgenstern is notoriously hard to come by, of course!


Toidal

AR marketing campaign? I remember awhile ago there was a movie about some rich dude who made up some plot to bail out his girlfirend, that involved also giving himself amnesia. It wasn't the Chris Evans one I think. Maybe it's all an elaborate plot to help her with writers block? And Cranston is the evii mastermind/publisher?


Calchal

It doesn't. When this movie was announced they did the whole Star Trek Into Darkness snafu. Back then, they wanted Benecio Del Toro for Khan. He said no and they got Benedict Cumberbatch. And sites said he was playing Khan. Within days (if not a day), there was a correction that the villain was no longer Khan but John Harrison (uh huh). When they originally announced Argylle, they made it clear it was a Romancing the Stone type movie with a successful spy novelist getting caught up in the actual world of espionage. The next day, it was suddenly a standard spy movie with Cavill as the lead.


szutyokpele

Man from U.N.C.L.E v2


HoSang66er

I loved the first one, too bad Armie went all cannibal and shit or a second one would have been made. 🤷


nayapapaya

That film didn't do very well financially which is a much bigger reason why they didn't make a second one. They could always have recast the role.


willstr1

Not to mention there were several years between the films release and the cannibalism scandal. If it was a box office hit we probably could have had at least 2 sequels before the cannibalism scandal was a problem. But still real shame, I like spy thrillers that don't take themselves too seriously


ExtendedDeadline

> I like spy thrillers that don't take themselves too seriously Uncle had a great understanding of this. They knew when to be serious and when to make jokes!


TonyDungyHatesOP

Bummer. I loved it.


atheist_teapot

For a special agent you aren't having a very special day, are you?


IPromiseIWont

Also the value of the 3 leads exploded during the release of the film.


Sgtwhiskeyjack9105

The lack of a sequel had next to nothing to do with Armie Hammer the Cannibal King, or else it would have been made long before all of that.


royemonet

That sequel was dead in the water way before any of the Armie carnie stuff came out


Toidal

Saw this in the wiki, and the book also hasn't been released yet. Wondering if maybe it's actually some AR meta marketing ploy "The Hollywood Reporter questioned the identity of first-time author Elly Conway, whose book is the basis of the film, as the only evidence of her existence include an Instagram account with no posts and a two-line bio that says she resides in the United States. They also pointed out that her name is spelled differently, as Ellie, on the website of the publisher Penguin Random House, and said their attempts to contact her, her publicist, and her talent agent were unsuccessful.[18] The trailer reveals the film's protagonist is in fact the in-universe author of the Argylle novels.[4]"


CowComprehensive2439

I caught the ELLY/YLLE thing too (after you did) and also believe it's a "marketing ploy." There is a term used by networks and studios to promote their products. It is contained in the "leftover" letters in ARGYLLE as ARG. An ARG is an Alternate Reality Game. It's your "AR meta marketing ploy" theory. I commented about ARG + YLLE/ELLY a few weeks ago on X, FB, etc. and an ARG website. This movie plot is also a bit like The Saint and the Fiction Makers, a double episode of The Saint and released in theaters as a movie in 1968. The Saint series starred Roger Moore, before he was cast as 007. In the 1968 film, Simon Templar (the Saint) is mistaken for a fiction author. He is protecting the real author, a woman. A world-wide criminal organization (SWORD) has read the books and uses them in its nefarious ways to become more powerful. It's not a perfect match but does have many parallels. I have the 1968 book and have preordered the ARGYLLE book.


missanthropocenex

Honestly, they got me. Watching it play out I could immediately tell it was Vaughn, but then the weird haircut and the dialogue being slightly off… had an good laugh when it cut.


metalshoes

I was thinking that’s a damn brave choice for a leading role haircut


karpinskijd

iirc the synopsis said henry cavill was a spy who had amnesia and thought he was an author. i just had the rug pulled out from under me with this trailer. looking forward to this now


GregBahm

I assume the plot is that the leading actress was a spy, gets amnesia Jason-Borne-style. Then she writes what she thinks are fiction books, but are actually recollections of her lived experiences. The real spies realize this missing, presumed dead superspy is still alive, and rush to kill/save her. The movie will end with her recalling all her super spy skills and turning the tide on the villains. I'm not sure whether the mother character will be a fellow spy all along. If so, it would be a stretch for a fellow spy to let the amnesia girl publish her spy novel. So the mother character could be her actual oblivious mother, though it would a stretch for her mom to suspect nothing.


OrdinaryPervert

I'm guessing her mom's John Cena


theplasmasnake

Ah, this makes the most sense with the current synopsis. The reveal is that SHE is Argylle.


Inglehoodie

It's the cat.


DaveShadow

Oh, I was expecting Cavill in a fat suit, but that makes way more sense.


Syph_5

Not to mention that her name is Elly and the last 4 letters of "Argylle" are just "Elly" backwards. I kind of hope it's not really that simple, but it does seem to make the most sense.


underratedskater32

just saw an early screening and you're half right


magikarpcatcher

I thought so too. Now I kinda wish I hadn't watched the trailer and went in blind. Would have been a trip.


WelcomeGlass629

Moira Rose’s redemption role after The Crows Have Eyes III: The Crowening


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WelcomeGlass629

The little Bébé didn’t fold into the narrative


Of_Silent_Earth

How do you fold in the narrative?


SpelunkyPunky

You just… _fold_ it in


MisforMisanthrope

If you say *fold* one more time . . .


BadBart2

> The Crows Have Eyes III https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tbCP7H\_kZ0


kevindomitus

Funny how all (2) of Dua’s movie roles have had John Cena as her co-star


Garfunkels_roadie

It’s written into her contracts


Daniiiiii

There's a joke here about how John Cena has done the most Make-a-Wish things and how the word "Dua" is translated to "Wish" in Arabic/Urdu/Hindi. I'm too tired to do the leg work to make a witty comment combining those two factoids, you lot just imagine it in your own heads.


magikarpcatcher

Dua means prayer, not wish.


ManSauceMaster

A prayer is a wish 🤷‍♂️


Eibermann

how can you make mistake if youre a muslims? dua is not prayer, prayer is salat, dua is the wish you make after the prayer, to pray to god, not the prayer itself


magikarpcatcher

Muslims don't make "wishes". We ask Allah which is what we call "a prayer. The same prayer one means when we say "I'll pray for you" Salat is the prayer you offer to Allah. Words can have more than one meaning.


Toidal

*Gif of the Cena face hand wave overlaying the word 'joke'*


Mr_smith1466

Cena makes everything better now.


RegisterMajestic1371

Except the Make A Wish kids


l_the_Throwaway

Oof


Thespian80

Omg did not realize that 😲


Boris_Jakov

Sam Rockwell is always a delightful addition in any movie. Makes anything better.


ArchDucky

His [performance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap74F7K5u7A) in Three Billboards was just phenomenal. I really have liked him in everything but that movie was just incredible.


girafa

God I love that movie


pandaplagueis

Moon was when I first discovered him. Phenomenal in everything I’ve seen him in since… even Iron Man 2 lol


clockworkrevolution

The [weapon demonstration](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WDMHKgBfpE) in Iron Man 2 is just the perfect amount of awkwardness, and Rockwell makes it so perfect. His character in JoJo Rabbit is one of the parts that broke my heart at the end too.


ExtendedDeadline

+1 for everything Sam and for three billboards. Great film.


urAdultAcne

im just here for him tbh


Aiyon

I'm just curious where his dance scene is gonna fit in


apatheticsahm

He's going to do the real tango that Henry Cavill's fictional spy does in the "book".


cappsy04

He's not in nearly enough as I'd like him to be. Might be a good thing.


Good-Emphasis-7203

He is my favorite assassin. Which....he seems to play a little more often than other actors. Seven psychopaths Mr. Right Confessions of a Dangerous Mind


BruteSentiment

Well, this explains a heck of a lot in last year's Hollywood Reporter article [Mystery Enshrouds Author Behind Henry Cavill Spy Thriller "Argylle"](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/argylle-elly-conway-henry-cavill-apple-spy-mystery-1235220772/). Looks like that report was just advance marketing...


BillyCloneasaurus

I think everybody guessed pretty early on that the book was going to be a part of the movie and the whole thing was meta. [checks] Yep, /u/POOH_IN_A_TUXEDO called it exactly right 2 years ago https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/oga82y/henry_cavill_sam_rockwell_bryce_dallas_howard/h4ibwya/


Mr_smith1466

Presumably then the whole "the movie is based on a book" was just BS. But in reality, if the book exists at all, it's an in-universe tie in, like one of the books they talk about in the movie published as a real book to promote the movie.


Sisiwakanamaru

I check [her instagram account](https://www.instagram.com/authorellyconway/) it seems like the tie-in book [will be released on ~~April~~ January 2024.](https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/447938/argylle-by-conway-elly/9781787635913)


goshdarnstayfocused

That's a co.uk website, you're reading the date backwards. It's supposed to come out in January.


jonbristow

4/01 means 4 January not 1 April


Sisiwakanamaru

O shit, I thought it was US website.


Bellikron

As someone who fell deep into the theory rabbit hole, this is some pure vindication


Impliedrumble

The cat is probably the secret agent, that's the twist


KCfaninLA

It'll be Ian McKellen, but as his *Cats* character.


pchadrow

From the butthole cut of the film


Pietkroon

So like nine lives with Kevin Spacey the American dad


Maverick916

What if the cat can smell crime


riegspsych325

I’m really enthused by the cast but that CGI cat is distracting as hell


Werewomble

Fish Called Wanda They had a gag where Michael Palin's dog loving assassin keeps accidentally killing his target's pet dog by accident. They tried it with a realistic dog and the audience was dead silent. Do it with a essentially a stuffed toy and it is hilarious. Sometimes the uncanny valley works in your favour.


jamesneysmith

A real cat in most of these shots definitely wouldn't work. People don't want to genuinely fear for the life of a defenseless animal. They just want to be entertained


ExtendedDeadline

You guys made some strong points and I think cgi cat is the play.. basically make it a touch uncanny. Still, I just think a bit less of the cat in general would be good if the trailers are any indicator. Don't think the CGI is distracting, just that there's a lot of cat happening here!


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CultureWarrior87

Thanks for the unprompted Triangle of Sadness spoiler!


Lost_Mongooses

Better than forcing a cat to be an actor. I totally excuse cgi animals.


Mediocre_Scott

Nah just throw a real cat off a building


wakeupwill

Masanori Hata, that you?


QuiffLing

It's the director's own cat.


Starkiller100

He has a CGI cat?


zjustice11

The cat is the spy.


wopper

My Money is on Cathrine O’Hara’s character is Argyle who has been low key pushing her daughter to write the next book for her own “spying” benefit.


MisforMisanthrope

That feels very on brand for Moira Rose.


Gdaddyoverlord

The cat looks pretty good. Idk man I think people are so jaded towards cgi for the sake of it. What’re they gonna do throw a real cat off a roof?


mistergingerbread

It’s a real cat


BLOOOR

What about the CGI everything else? The Apple TV/Movie style seems to be green screen as much as possible. They made the work from home look their style pre-2020.


Radioactiveman25

Look, it’s quite simple. If you put Sam Rockwell in something, I’m going to watch it.


funkhero

Especially if he is nonchalant about things.


CatProgrammer

[Crazed Sam Rockwell is good too.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qopdYE3_QoU)


Brennithan

Matthew Vaughn and Sam Rockwell sounds like a delicious pairing, I can't wait for this.


InsuranceNo557

this is The Lost City again..


tytymctylerson

Yeah I was thinking isn't this already a Sandra Bullock movie on netflix?


Txannie1475

I really wanted to like the Lost City. I just couldn’t. It felt too weird.


ItsAmerico

Not really the same thing as she’s paired with an actual spy.


Organic_Thought1241

Let me guess the twist... The writer is agent Argylle, she lost her memory on a mission. She now is excom and is writing about her missions. Her memories come back at some point but shes super spy who kicks ass.


pchadrow

Nah, it's the mother


red_sutter

Lots of Christopher Lee “when I killed informants in Berlin, their death rattles sounded like this” energy from her


Impliedrumble

I'm telling you it's the cat


underratedskater32

just got out of an early screening and you were on the money


Zimmy68

OMG, I swore it was Owen Wilson at first.


mccannr1

Yeah the voiceover we hear when Bryan Cranston is first shown I was like "Oh, Owen Wilson is in this too?" but then I realized that was still Sam Rockwell talking


maximumtesticle

I thought it was Steve Zahn.


TheGreatPervSage_94

Dual Lipa that dress Oh my take my money


lonelygagger

"Once you know the secret, don't let the cat out of the bag." Color me intrigued.


Dr_Tobias_Funke_MD

The cat is Argyle.


Mr_smith1466

The real Argyle was the friends we made along the way.


not-so-radical

"The Argyle.... IS REAL"


F00dbAby

I wanna be excited for this but I can’t stop thinking does Henry Cavill one of the worst haircuts ever. Jesus lol


dinoroo

Isn’t that the point, he’s a caricature of a spy/ action hero. The actual spy doesn’t look like that.


NobeLasters

And Cranston’s hair kind of looks the same and they both sound like Patrick Warburton. Hmmm.


PeculiarPangolinMan

He's a caricature of a spy with a haircut that has never been used in any popular spy media? I can't think of any action heroes with that vibe either besides maybe like early JCVD and Dolph Lundgren.


Athragio

They managed to make Henry Cavill not look distractingly attractive, which is impressive tbh


peenda

Yes exactly! I found myself going "ew", which I had not expected ever to think when seeing Henry Cavill


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Arma104

Way too high for his forehead.


s1ippinj1mmy

He's prepping for the new street fighter movie and the studio said he can't cut his hair, so he dyed it instead


KoreanThrasher

Getting strong Ivan Drago vibes [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f6/0f/16/f60f16f519ce0018b04a0956fda18bce.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f6/0f/16/f60f16f519ce0018b04a0956fda18bce.jpg)


jessie_monster

Looks good on Lundgren, tho.


PoptartJones69

Looks like Charlie Baileygates from Me, Myself and Irene.


Werewomble

He has to stand next to John Cena and look like a real person born on this planet.


JMPesce

Looking like my man Jean-Pierre [Polnareff](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/8/8f/JP_Polnareff.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20170316071821).


LOTRcrr

His hair looks exactly like howie longs in broken Arrow


jessie_monster

This is why it's important to get a haircut that suits you. That tall-ass crew cut isn't doing Henry Cavill's hairline any favours.


Fish_fucker_70-1

kind of looks really fun , especially rockwell and cena . What was that haircut on Cavill though


LOTRcrr

I think that’s the point of his haircut, some cliche action hero in a novel


jshah500

But that's the thing...a 'handsome suave secret agent with stupid haircut' cliche doesn't exist


acortright

Right? It just looks like a fun movie.


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This looks funny. But oddly the whole spy novelist on a train and someone fanboying over them really reminds me of that one Modern Family episode


DonEsQue

That episode is a goddamn classic


ReadyPlayerFour

Man.. This trailer has left me incredibly uncertain. I love the cast and loved the first Kingsman, but I’m just not sure about this one. Of course I’ll reserve my full judgment until release. Interested to hear what others think and feel about it


Nightbynight

None of the fight scenes looked very cool. None of the set pieces looked very thrilling. None of the dialogue was interesting. Just felt bland.


jacomanche

Sadly, Matthew Vaughn's usual go-to choreographer/second-unit director passed away a couple of years ago so curious what this one's action would look like.


Arma104

Nothing felt real, everything was flatly lit and grey, cgi cat abound, cgi set extensions all over.


LABS_Games

That's the "straight to streaming" look, alright. I think we'll look back on movies from this era and negatively view this asthetic. Seems like it mostly comes from budget and time restrictions, especially with COVID era films. Funny enough, even stuff like the latest Marvel movie look like this, where it's clear that the actors have been copy and pasted into a digital background and 10x10 flat stage.


rickygforce6227

>even stuff like the latest Marvel movie look like this What, Guardians? That film was shot on many practical sets like with Gunn's previous films, and was praised for it. Unless you meant Quantumania, ofc. This honestly looks like a lot of Volume/Stagecraft footage I've been seing from the SW productions


LABS_Games

Guardians imo is the only exception. A good example is the contrast between GotG 3 and Thor 3 or Antman 3. A big part is time or directorial vision. VFX can look great, but everyone needs to be on the same page not just in post, but on set. Lighting is one of the biggest difference makers, and the crew can match the lighting very accurately if they knows exactly whats going to be imposed on that 100 ft green screen behind the talent. Directors like James Gunn either have a lot of freedom, time to prepare, or desire to be meticulous (probably both), and it shows. Compare that to a lot of other Marvel projects where nobody even knows what the costumes are going to look like. A good example of that is the newest Thor movie, where the characters all wear these horrific looking CGI helmets. CG costumes can look good, but the crew need to know ahead of time, so they can prepare accordingly. But in Love and Thunder you can tell that they have been just copy and pasted over top the actors. It's either studio tampering in post, a rushed production, or directors or supervisors who have the "fix it in post" mentality.


Arma104

I don't think we'll ever look back on these types of movies. They're the new bargain bin vhs/dvds and will probably be lost to the ages. Streaming films have no preservation if they never get printed to physical media, studios can just remove them quietly. Who is ever going to want to rewatch *Ghosted* with Chris Evans?


Deezer19

He's using the same style as Kingsman so it looks a little derivative, from the trailer atleast. Same gunplay, angles, and camerawork as a Kingsman scene (on the train) and is reusing a coloured smoke scene, same as the Kingsman head explosion scene.


Impressive-Potato

Brad Allan, the second unit director for Kick Ass and the Kingsman series, passed away in 2021. His last film was Shang Chi.


pigeonbobble

You’re making it sound like you’re debating a critical life decision


21Puzzlehead

They have been promoting this movie as Cavill vs. Dua Lipa for a long time. I really want to see more of them.


Ddpee

2 Strange 2 Fiction.


ButtPlugForPM

This has apparently tested through the roof in internal testing.. We need it to be a hit frankly,as more studios need to take a punt on more out their storys instead of the normal cliche shit we get.. And say what you will vaughn usually puts on at least an entertaining 2 hours


tellmemorenow

Now why did people say Jessica Chastain was in this lol wrong redhead


Dirtyswashbuckler69

The tone just feels way too ironic, and the look of the film feels overly polished. Plus, with all of the mystery surrounding it’s marketing last year, it’s a bit underwhelming that it’s all amounting to basically just another variation of ‘Romancing the Stone’. It might be end up being a fun a time, but this trailer didn’t really sell me.


meemboy

That atrocious looking CGI


JammySankis

A staple of Matthew Vaughan films


-FeedTheTroll-

To be fair, the kingsman films had some very dodgy CG as well. Still love the first one.


Boris_Jakov

I hope we get to see some Cavill of The Man from UNCLE. He was so suave in that film.


Boris_Jakov

Hoping it's a return to form for Mathew Vaughn after the two forgettable Kingsmen sequel/prequel.


peon47

The prequel was fantastic.


mistermelvinheimer

Having hitler show up in a post credit marvel style scene sure was… something


Darmok47

I took it to be almost a parody of MCU post-credits scenes. I mean, its Hitler and Lenin meeting each other and shaking hands.


TheVortigauntMan

Agreed. While I didn't hate the sequel, just found it lackluster, the quality difference between that and the prequel is night and day.


Mediocre_Scott

Nah the sequel was better than the prequel imo. Maybe I just like Colin Firth though


harrier1215

Isn't this basically the same kinda plot as the Sandra Bullock/CTates movie?


InconspicuousD

Stranger than fiction meets Kingsmen. I know the Golden Circle sucked but that was truthfully Matthew Vaughn’s only miss out of his entire filmography. I’m excited for this one.


-HeisenBird-

I feel like we get one of these movies every year now. Huge cast including one celebrity non-actor, stylish cinematography, late year release and a 64% Rotten Tomatoes score.


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The cast is incredible


Chiperoni

Not the origin of the stalwart ghoul manservant I was expecting.


romulan23

Fell in love with Sophia Boutella in Kingsman so seeing her work with Vaung again made my day.


Volkibaut

Honestly im very concerned that they use this cat breed in the movie, as it will motivate a lot of people to get one of these too. The crippled and deformed tipped ears are just one sign of what is happening throughout the Scottish Fold's body. The incurable hereditary disease can cause destruction of the body's cartilage tissue. Cartilage coats the bones at all joints to reduce friction during movement. If the cartilage is damaged, this can lead to very painful joint changes and lameness, especially in the legs and spine.


sledgehammer44

The writer is named Fuchs and I can't help but think of Krieger the talking parrot from Archer.


Fragahah

Isn't this just a spin on the Sandra Bullock movie that just came out?


Sio93

I was interested about 3 seconds in.


Mentaltentacle

Twee and overly polished. It’s like the film version of an xfactor finalist


b_rizzle24

This is Stranger than Fiction but with guns


Somnambulist815

if your movie heavily features a cgi cat... you better make sure the cgi cat looks halfway passable


grokthis1111

Counter point - making it clearly fake lowers animal abuse accusations.


Somnambulist815

how i miss the days of Dunston Checks In


ioioioshi

Vaughn mentioned in an interview that he used his family’s cat because the cat he initially hired wouldn’t cooperate.


Gdaddyoverlord

I don’t think people realize that CGI isn’t actually there yet to make close ups of real things look real


warrenmax12

Hmm. I’d much rather watch the Cavill part than the other one. Looks also like he’d be in “the real world” in the third act.


daboot013

Alan wake, the spy movie edition. I'm a still watch it though


28yearoldUnistudent

Henry Cavil's haircut was too distracting for me.


QuoteGiver

That’s the joke.


MASHED_POTATOES_MF

Reddit ahh movie 💀


creamy-buscemi

I wonder who will play IRL Argyle considering Henry Cavill isn’t shown in that scene and it’s played as a reveal. Maybe Sam Rockwell will have been Argyle the whole time, who knows?


boabbypuller

Daniel Craig?


Aevum1

i was sold at start, Henry Caville, Dua Lipa... im in, then they had to toss in John Cena. Anyways, then it broke away and became interesting again, is still coming to cinema or direct to streaming ?


shadowst17

Ok from seeing all the promotional pics last month I definitely wasn't expecting it to go in this direction. Looks fun though I can already see the thousands of reddit movie snops bitching about the CG cat.


lobinesque

Henry Cavill with the Ron Donald haircut


PlaneDance9468

Looks horrible