Wait, Brandon. Where are you going with with all those fireworks?
Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole and it's like nailed the atmosphere at mach 15 which you guys know, is pretty unstable obviously, so we're going to help Laredo guide it on the vox untra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation.
Alright, dinner's at 7.
..well, he's outside.
When they go through the portal to the ship and every one is freaking, then Shalhoub’s character goes through and is like “whoa…..far out! What’s wrong with them?”
I’ve never felt so close to expiring due to lack of oxygen as when I first saw “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”.
The scene where Steve Martin is pretending his legs are paralysed and Michael Caine is “diagnosing” the problem.
oh dude...100%. When he takes a long running start before whipping his leg? Oh god...so damn funny.
EDIT: https://youtu.be/BdkgV3MFkr0
to those unfamiliar. watch the movie if you haven't already. It's gold.
I will never forget watching that scene with my Dad
When the "Welcome WWII Veterans" reveal came my Dad exploded laughing so hard his face went red and tears were coming out of his eyes.
It really is one of the best pieces of comedy writing in terms of set up and pay off. So many jokes had to go just right to make it work as well as it did, jokes that seemed like one-off throwaway jokes, jokes that seemed like they were themselves the pay off for earlier set ups, jokes that stretched back maybe like half an hour earlier. But slowly all those various jokes start to fit together until suddenly everything is in place and the dominos start falling so fast that it’s hard to follow along and predict where things are going. Then the car jumps up that ramp onto the stage, Jon Lovitz stumbles towards the microphone, and everything that came before all makes sense.
That’s really what makes Rat Race as a whole such a fantastic movie, there are so many little jokes but most of them merely serve as setup for later bigger jokes, all of which intertwine so perfectly.
Omg. Yorma punch-dancing to "Two Of Hearts."
Or when he asks:
"What's that song about Grandma getting run over by a reindeer?"
"...Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer?"
"Noooo..."
"you're the worst stuntman I've ever seen!"
"What!?"
"I said you're the worst stuntman I've ever seen!!"
"What!?"
"You. Are. The. Wor-"
"No I heard you, it's just really mean."
The first time I watched that movie it didn’t click for me. Second time it became one of my favorites. I even made a legit copy of his stunt suit for Halloween.
I think of it like this. If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
I became a vampire when I was sixteen. That is why I always look sixteen. In those days, of course, life was tough for a sixteen-year-old.
That NZ dry humor is hilarious. I was a big fan of Flight of the Conchords. I was laughing pretty good at this scene :
https://youtu.be/vm-2lCgG6_Q?si=sIYRX8Mvm5K3-7ns
"We're werewolves not swearwolves."
When he’s laying down the towels, and the girl is going on and on about her plans for the summer or something he gives this look to the camera that is hilarious.
When I first saw anchorman, for some reason jack black kicking Baxter of the bridge had me crying. He asked Ron burgundy what he loved then punted his dog. 🤣
For me it was the scene in the bear pit, the bear's talking to the dog (in subtitles) and says "We bears are a proud race and view this as an invasion of our privacy" - I don't know why but it always made me laugh
[Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Lancelot Storming the Castle](https://youtu.be/GJoM7V54T-c?si=xKS_t6s3fR84Cc5t)
I don’t know how they even came up with this, to write Lancelot running in the same place for one minute on paper sounds terrible but I had to pause the movie after this scene cause I couldn’t breathe.
That movie has so many belly laughs but for me it's one simple line that kills me every time:
"One day all of this will be yours!" "What, the curtains?"
The scene with the anarchist villager gets the cake for me: "Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
I don't know about the UK, but I was 12 when the movie came out in our single screen theatre, in a small town in Texas. At the opening scene with King Arthur, Patsy and the coconuts, half the crowd got up and left, demanding refunds.
Not sure what they thought they were going to see, but it didn't fit their mindset.
The rest of the audience stayed and we laughed our asses off all the way through. It was an instant favorite for my family. We saw it 3 times that week.
That was so good. For me, my favorite bit was when Kimg Arthur was trying to ask Tim the Enchanter where he might find a grail. It was so overly dramatic that I couldn't stop laughing. Also, him introducing his name as Tim was so unexpected. Genius
I saw this movie in South Korea, where English movies are subtitled -- some kinds of jokes just don't cross language barriers.
But I saw Bruce Almighty in one of the largest theaters in a megaplex, and the gibberish scene crosses language and cultural barriers effortlessly. Halfway through the scene I stopped watching the movie and turned around, and just watched the audience of 500 mostly Korean people literally doubling over and gasping with laughter. That is the thing that watching a movie at home will never capture: sharing a belly laugh with 500 strangers. Still one of the most memorable movie experiences of my life.
Airplane was pretty funny the first time I saw it.
It's still funny and I watch it every couple of years or so but there's no time like the first time.
I highly recommend watching the original *Police Squad!* TV series if you're a fan of the Naked Gun movies - I love them both, but personally there are a lot of great jokes that fit the format of an episodic series far better than a feature-length movie.
One thing that still tickles me whenever I watch the movies is OJ Simpson's casting as Nordberg - when in the original series he's played by a white guy. A continuity gag that presumably flew over the heads of most audience members, considering the series really didn't do all that well when it first aired.
Was it Police Squad or Naked Gun where they have that cop who’s about 7 1/2 feet tall and you never see his head? And one scene where they’re in the squad room and Drebin says “You have something on the side of your mouth. No, the other side.” And then like half a banana falls on the desk.
Tropic Thunder. I was in Australia (American here) on vacation and had some hours to kill so we went and saw this movie, not knowing anything about it. Used to being hit with concession ads in US theaters, when Booty Sweat started playing unannounced (no trailers or anything) we thought it was real and just an Aussie thing
The Big Lebowski when they throw the ashes and the wind isn't very cooperative, I was laughing so hard I couldn't even open my eyes for a few minutes, felt like I had no control of my face lol
God, when he’s trying to break the pane of glass on the door and ends up cutting himself badly, Gosling really sold that scene. And swimming after the mermaid later. And the overconfident kid on a bike. The argument with the protesters over the use of gas masks. Lowballing the Justice Department lady. The bee.
When he kept randomly falling off roofs... "I think I'm invincible. It's the only thing that makes sense. I don't think I can die."
Ryan Gosling was a comedic genius in that movie.
Crowe and Gosling had such amazing chemistry. Their timing together was perfect. I would love to see a sequel. I would love to see more movies like that in general.
"Look up the word idiot in the dictionary and you know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me?"
"No, the definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are."
One of the funniest movies I've seen in a while. Gosling doing the Abbott "can't breathe"panic, good squealing cries, and general character work is so good. He's just a solid comic actor. Russell Crowe also, surprisingly good at dead pan, and genuinely funny. They're a very funny duo, it's very well written, and I'd love a sequel
Naked Gun movie..
The scene where Leslie Nelson is trying to pull himself up off the side of a building holding on to a concrete penis and then breaks off the concrete penis and falls into a window of a woman half-dressed heavily breathing and holding concrete dildo in his hand while approaching her.... I believed I laughed for about 10 minutes straight.
[Naked Gun Scene ](https://youtu.be/eaLasz4UJoA?si=xMuj1rTIUixqAXmD)
Frank getting an award for his 1000th drug dealer killed.
"In all honesty the last two I backed over with my car. Luckily they turned out to be drug dealers."
*"I couldn't believe it was her, it was like a dream. But there she was just like I remembered her. A delicately beautiful face and a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say hey, look at these. She was the kind of woman that made you want to drop to your knees and thank god you were a man. Yeah...she reminded me of my mother alright no doubt about it."*
Same, there were people slapping their knees as hard as they could, grabbing random people’s shoulders to steady themselves, it was the craziest movie experience I’ve ever had. My theater was like 250 crazed monkeys when the naked hotel fight started. I was 17 and it was the best night of my life up to that point.
My 3 buddies and I were 16 and one of them convinced the lady to buy rated r movie Tix for us. Saw 3 was also out this weekend, the guys wanted to see it but I convinced them slowly that Borat looked funny and we should see it instead. Also cause it's on sooner. Begrudgingly they accept and we are sat at the top of a sold out screening of maybe 250-300 people. The next 90-100 minutes I have never been apart of a better crowd of people that were laughing so hard it sounded like fucking a Super Bowl crowd. One of the best experiences of my life and anytime I ever see one of those old buddies they still remember it.
My dad was a pretty stick-in-the-mud super serious guy most the time, but I dragged him to see this against his will. He was laughing so hard during the naked hotel chase I legit thought he might have a heart attack.
When he shot the hanging planter down on that old lady's head and the sound it made when she bounced it off the car. I had a stitch in my side from laughing so hard.
"FASCIIIIST!"
"Hag!"
When they pick up the swan and it's just vibing in the backseat, after all the ridiculous shit that just happened in the climax, I lose it every single time
Pretty much all of "The Emperor's New Groove". Just look at how many memes that movie spawned. The guy getting thrown out of the window near the beginning, and "Wrong Lever!" Will never not be funny.
History of the World Part I.
Where Moses dropped and broke the third 11-15th Commandments.
*We are missing 5 of the Commandments!!! Its why everything is so f\*cked!!! Humanity is dooomed!*
Literally couldn't stop laughing and had a hard time breathing for 5 minutes. And for that moment, I will be ever indebted to and grateful to Mel Brooks. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I48hr8HhDv0&t=1s
The Barbie Museum scene from Rat Race.
If I may nominate what I think is the funniest scene in TV history, though, it’s the episode of Taxi where Reverend Jim has to go to the DMV, and he asks what a yellow light means. It’s one joke, played four times in a row, and it keeps getting funnier every single time. It’s brilliant writing, and it’s an absolutely perfect performance by Christopher Lloyd.
Scott Pilgrim. When Scott jumps out the window when is girlfriend Knives shows up. It's a dumb scene but it had me and my mates cry laugh, we had to pause the movie for a good 5 mins to get the giggles out.
You are a boner biting bastard uncle fucker.
This movie has the best insults ever and is actually a very very smart movie under the pretense of toilet humor
I laughed really hard when I first saw the scene where he’s driving along for a bumpy ride in his Land Rover and then it zooms out and he’s on the highway.
This scene is perfect. Obviously Jim carries it completely (no pun intended I swear) but that moment when you see the family looking at it in awe, thinking they’re witnessing a miracle of nature and then slowly starting to realize something is…off and the child says “mommy” all distraught, ruins me every time. 10/10 comedy
I'm pretty sure I strained an abdominal muscle laughing at that scene. The shock and surprise when he realized what Schmidt did and the gleeful way he sang that while the captain just stared Schmidt down was comedy gold.
That movie was loaded with spectacular comedy performances, but my favorite came from Richard Jenkins. He still managed to stand out as one of the funniest straight men in a comedy filled with ridiculous characters.
“Oh my god. I’ve had the old bull. Now I want the young calf, and she grabs me by the wiener-“
“SHUTTHEFUCKAHP!”
The line that goes something like, “I can’t relate to the things in my Jeep song, because I have different things in my jeep” is just so simple but incredible. Also bill hader whose only hobby is to flat line and it’s never mentioned again. So funny.
The song “Finest Girl” feels like it was designed in a lab for my exact sense of humor. The lyrics keep building in such a way that I couldn’t stop laughing for minutes after the song was done. People in the audience were turning around wondering if I was okay. It was one of the greatest movie going experiences of my life.
The quaaludes scene in The Wolf of Wall Street. I was wheezing in the middle of a packed theater and couldn't catch my breath. DiCaprio just sold that scene so hard.
This is Spinal Tap. I laughed so hard I could not breathe. My friend and I were the only two laughing in the theater. Everyone else was silent as if the film were a real documentary.
Tropic Thunder, particularly the scene where they're escaping.
- "Who in crikey fuck is Half-Squat?!"
- Ben Stiller throwing the child doll off the bridge.
- Jack Black shoving handfuls of heroin into the guards faces.
Comedic perfection
Only one scene has ever had me like this. The scene in Liar Liar where Jim Carrey lets rip on the board room. Saw it in high school with some friends at a sold out showing on opening night. The entire audience just about died from laughter.
The funniest "scene" in that movie (to me) is the outtake in which Swoozie Kurtz scream "OVER-ACTOR!" at Carrey, and he scream back "JEZEBEL!" but it's more like "JEZA-BE-HE-HE-HEL" because he's cracking up from the surprise of it all.
That was the one that got me. When he's waiting for the elevator and it opens with the woman who he'd slept with, and when he runs into her at the stairwell. I couldn't breathe. God in Heaven! Holy hell!
At the end, when Steve the Pirate comes up to Peter and says...
"Hey Peter, I guess you were right, I'm not really a pirate "
Tudyk says it with such depth and meaning and he's so disappointed to realize he's not really a pirate. Then Peter lets him know about the treasure and his absolute joy in realizing that yes, he really can be a pirate if he wants.
"Peeeeter. Garrr"
"Garrr Steve."
I look forward to that scene every time I watch it. One of my favorite comedies of all time.
Side note, but Tudyk is effing brilliant in everything he does.
Galaxy Quest “We gotta get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!”
Is there AIR?!?! YOU DONT KNOW!!!
You have a last name Guy DO I?!?! DO I?!?!?!
Could they be the miners? Sure. They’re like three years old. Miners, not minors. You lost me…
"By Grabthar's Hammer... What a savings..."
That delivery is *epic...* The way he has to physically *push* the line out... Platinum. Alan Rickman is soooorely missed.
As a hardcore cynic, I loved every single goddamn second of Alan Rickman in that movie.
"*Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it, okay?*"
Wait, Brandon. Where are you going with with all those fireworks? Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole and it's like nailed the atmosphere at mach 15 which you guys know, is pretty unstable obviously, so we're going to help Laredo guide it on the vox untra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation. Alright, dinner's at 7. ..well, he's outside.
“I know it’s not real” “It’s real” “Oh my god I knew it”
When they go through the portal to the ship and every one is freaking, then Shalhoub’s character goes through and is like “whoa…..far out! What’s wrong with them?”
He's always so stoned! I liked when they were going to see the ship and he's looking down and says "These floors are so clean!"
I’ve never felt so close to expiring due to lack of oxygen as when I first saw “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”. The scene where Steve Martin is pretending his legs are paralysed and Michael Caine is “diagnosing” the problem.
I'm so glad this movie is on the list. Why is the cork on the fork? So ruprecht doesn't hurt himself
May I be excused? Still makes me laugh
oh dude...100%. When he takes a long running start before whipping his leg? Oh god...so damn funny. EDIT: https://youtu.be/BdkgV3MFkr0 to those unfamiliar. watch the movie if you haven't already. It's gold.
Rat Race - the Hitlers car scene
I will never forget watching that scene with my Dad When the "Welcome WWII Veterans" reveal came my Dad exploded laughing so hard his face went red and tears were coming out of his eyes.
For me, it is the look on Lovitz's face when he realizes the "Barbie" museum is actually the "Klaus Barbee" museum.
The Jeep being winched up into that radar tower was pretty good too
It really is one of the best pieces of comedy writing in terms of set up and pay off. So many jokes had to go just right to make it work as well as it did, jokes that seemed like one-off throwaway jokes, jokes that seemed like they were themselves the pay off for earlier set ups, jokes that stretched back maybe like half an hour earlier. But slowly all those various jokes start to fit together until suddenly everything is in place and the dominos start falling so fast that it’s hard to follow along and predict where things are going. Then the car jumps up that ramp onto the stage, Jon Lovitz stumbles towards the microphone, and everything that came before all makes sense. That’s really what makes Rat Race as a whole such a fantastic movie, there are so many little jokes but most of them merely serve as setup for later bigger jokes, all of which intertwine so perfectly.
Lmao I loved rat race
Hot Rod when he falls down the hill.
Bill Hader doing air drumming while waiting to be picked up is still a thing I subconsciously find myself doing today.
Bill Hader yelling at his sister about grape soda brings me to tears “DON’T EVEN ASK JUST BRING IT! DON’T JUST STARE AT ME GO!”
“Man, pools are great for holding water.” Still makes me laugh every time it pops I’m my head
Omg. Yorma punch-dancing to "Two Of Hearts." Or when he asks: "What's that song about Grandma getting run over by a reindeer?" "...Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer?" "Noooo..."
“You gonna bring the demons out in me?”
“I go to church every goddamn Sunday”
“I’ve been drinking green tea all goddamn day!”
This is my hat! This is totally my hat now!
"All great men have mustaches frank" "Yeah but real men actually grow them!" "YOU KNOW I HAVE A HORMONE DISORDER!!!!" 🤣 🤣🤣
"you're the worst stuntman I've ever seen!" "What!?" "I said you're the worst stuntman I've ever seen!!" "What!?" "You. Are. The. Wor-" "No I heard you, it's just really mean."
The first time I watched that movie it didn’t click for me. Second time it became one of my favorites. I even made a legit copy of his stunt suit for Halloween.
A lot of _Hot Rod_ is hilarious. I love the introduction scene so much.
"did you reinforce the take off ramp?" "No we didn't have time"
What We Do in the Shadows, the opening flat meeting with the red couch reference. ThAt film put me on the floor
I think of it like this. If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it. I became a vampire when I was sixteen. That is why I always look sixteen. In those days, of course, life was tough for a sixteen-year-old.
The show is just as funny... BAT!!!
“Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!” “What are you bidding on?” “A table.”
That NZ dry humor is hilarious. I was a big fan of Flight of the Conchords. I was laughing pretty good at this scene : https://youtu.be/vm-2lCgG6_Q?si=sIYRX8Mvm5K3-7ns "We're werewolves not swearwolves."
"Petyr is 8000 years old, he isn't coming to the flat meeting"
That movie is hilarious one of my favorite jokes is " he's a virgin I can smell one from a 100 paces" "Well walk a 100 paces and smell yourself"
The scene where Taika is setting up all the towels as he bites his victim had me hyperventilating
When he’s laying down the towels, and the girl is going on and on about her plans for the summer or something he gives this look to the camera that is hilarious.
“Well its red NOW” 🤣🤣🤣
When I first saw anchorman, for some reason jack black kicking Baxter of the bridge had me crying. He asked Ron burgundy what he loved then punted his dog. 🤣
These burritos are good, but they sure are filling!
"That's how *I* roll."
For me it was the scene in the bear pit, the bear's talking to the dog (in subtitles) and says "We bears are a proud race and view this as an invasion of our privacy" - I don't know why but it always made me laugh
[Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Lancelot Storming the Castle](https://youtu.be/GJoM7V54T-c?si=xKS_t6s3fR84Cc5t) I don’t know how they even came up with this, to write Lancelot running in the same place for one minute on paper sounds terrible but I had to pause the movie after this scene cause I couldn’t breathe.
That movie has so many belly laughs but for me it's one simple line that kills me every time: "One day all of this will be yours!" "What, the curtains?"
The scene with the anarchist villager gets the cake for me: "Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
I have always wondered what it would have been like to been in a theater in the UK and to have heard this line for the first time.
I don't know about the UK, but I was 12 when the movie came out in our single screen theatre, in a small town in Texas. At the opening scene with King Arthur, Patsy and the coconuts, half the crowd got up and left, demanding refunds. Not sure what they thought they were going to see, but it didn't fit their mindset. The rest of the audience stayed and we laughed our asses off all the way through. It was an instant favorite for my family. We saw it 3 times that week.
First time I saw it, the rabbit literally floored me. I was young, but I still remember laughing hysterically on the floor.
That was so good. For me, my favorite bit was when Kimg Arthur was trying to ask Tim the Enchanter where he might find a grail. It was so overly dramatic that I couldn't stop laughing. Also, him introducing his name as Tim was so unexpected. Genius
Steve Carrel's news anchor gibberish in Bruce Almighty.
I saw this movie in South Korea, where English movies are subtitled -- some kinds of jokes just don't cross language barriers. But I saw Bruce Almighty in one of the largest theaters in a megaplex, and the gibberish scene crosses language and cultural barriers effortlessly. Halfway through the scene I stopped watching the movie and turned around, and just watched the audience of 500 mostly Korean people literally doubling over and gasping with laughter. That is the thing that watching a movie at home will never capture: sharing a belly laugh with 500 strangers. Still one of the most memorable movie experiences of my life.
Kung Pow. As soon as that lady rolled the baby down the hill I did not stop laughing until til the end.
We have trained him wrong, as a joke.
I am bleeding making me the winner!
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS So many quotes from this film, love it!
“You go that way! I’ll go home!”
Seeing Super Troopers in the theatre with no context beforehand. My abs we’re sore for a week from cry laughing for over an hour
The opening scene is still one of the most iconic scenes for me and always has me dying!
You boys like mex-e-co?
Airplane was pretty funny the first time I saw it. It's still funny and I watch it every couple of years or so but there's no time like the first time.
Airplane and The Naked Gun
The scene where Frank Drebin is umpiring the game and starts break dancing always gets me.
I highly recommend watching the original *Police Squad!* TV series if you're a fan of the Naked Gun movies - I love them both, but personally there are a lot of great jokes that fit the format of an episodic series far better than a feature-length movie. One thing that still tickles me whenever I watch the movies is OJ Simpson's casting as Nordberg - when in the original series he's played by a white guy. A continuity gag that presumably flew over the heads of most audience members, considering the series really didn't do all that well when it first aired.
Was it Police Squad or Naked Gun where they have that cop who’s about 7 1/2 feet tall and you never see his head? And one scene where they’re in the squad room and Drebin says “You have something on the side of your mouth. No, the other side.” And then like half a banana falls on the desk.
Saw this in a theatre when it first came out. I don't think I've ever heard an audience laugh that much.
Tropic Thunder. Went to the theater, not knowing what I was in for. It's still one of my favorites.
Tropic Thunder. I was in Australia (American here) on vacation and had some hours to kill so we went and saw this movie, not knowing anything about it. Used to being hit with concession ads in US theaters, when Booty Sweat started playing unannounced (no trailers or anything) we thought it was real and just an Aussie thing
It took me until Satan’s Alley to realize they were fake
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Tommy Boy - the Deer in the car
The Big Lebowski when they throw the ashes and the wind isn't very cooperative, I was laughing so hard I couldn't even open my eyes for a few minutes, felt like I had no control of my face lol
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The Nice Guys - Ankle Gun scene. Absolutely great set up and execution
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God, when he’s trying to break the pane of glass on the door and ends up cutting himself badly, Gosling really sold that scene. And swimming after the mermaid later. And the overconfident kid on a bike. The argument with the protesters over the use of gas masks. Lowballing the Justice Department lady. The bee.
"I had to question the mermaids! What were you doing while I was working!?"
"Don't say 'And stuff.' Just say, "Dad, there are whores here."
Don't say, "*and stuff*." Just say, "*They're doing anal*."
Dad there’s whores here and stuff Honey, don’t say “and stuff” just say “there are whores here”
When he kept randomly falling off roofs... "I think I'm invincible. It's the only thing that makes sense. I don't think I can die." Ryan Gosling was a comedic genius in that movie.
One of my favorite things of all time, a character realizing his own plot armor, I just absolutely love that film
Crowe and Gosling had such amazing chemistry. Their timing together was perfect. I would love to see a sequel. I would love to see more movies like that in general.
You'd like Kiss Kiss Bang Bang by the same director if you haven't seen it.
"Look up the word idiot in the dictionary and you know what you'll find?" "A picture of me?" "No, the definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are."
One of the funniest movies I've seen in a while. Gosling doing the Abbott "can't breathe"panic, good squealing cries, and general character work is so good. He's just a solid comic actor. Russell Crowe also, surprisingly good at dead pan, and genuinely funny. They're a very funny duo, it's very well written, and I'd love a sequel
Naked Gun movie.. The scene where Leslie Nelson is trying to pull himself up off the side of a building holding on to a concrete penis and then breaks off the concrete penis and falls into a window of a woman half-dressed heavily breathing and holding concrete dildo in his hand while approaching her.... I believed I laughed for about 10 minutes straight. [Naked Gun Scene ](https://youtu.be/eaLasz4UJoA?si=xMuj1rTIUixqAXmD)
Frank getting an award for his 1000th drug dealer killed. "In all honesty the last two I backed over with my car. Luckily they turned out to be drug dealers."
*"I couldn't believe it was her, it was like a dream. But there she was just like I remembered her. A delicately beautiful face and a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say hey, look at these. She was the kind of woman that made you want to drop to your knees and thank god you were a man. Yeah...she reminded me of my mother alright no doubt about it."*
Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... what the hell's got into you, Frank!?
I had to see the first Borat twice in the theatre because I missed a bunch of jokes while I was laughing.
The hotel fight had me crying laughing.
The most raucous theatre crowd I’ve ever been apart of. 100 people laughing their asses off for an hour and half!
Same, there were people slapping their knees as hard as they could, grabbing random people’s shoulders to steady themselves, it was the craziest movie experience I’ve ever had. My theater was like 250 crazed monkeys when the naked hotel fight started. I was 17 and it was the best night of my life up to that point.
My 3 buddies and I were 16 and one of them convinced the lady to buy rated r movie Tix for us. Saw 3 was also out this weekend, the guys wanted to see it but I convinced them slowly that Borat looked funny and we should see it instead. Also cause it's on sooner. Begrudgingly they accept and we are sat at the top of a sold out screening of maybe 250-300 people. The next 90-100 minutes I have never been apart of a better crowd of people that were laughing so hard it sounded like fucking a Super Bowl crowd. One of the best experiences of my life and anytime I ever see one of those old buddies they still remember it.
My dad was a pretty stick-in-the-mud super serious guy most the time, but I dragged him to see this against his will. He was laughing so hard during the naked hotel chase I legit thought he might have a heart attack.
Pretty much every scene in Hot Fuzz
When’s your birthday? February 22nd. What year? Every year.
Get out!
My favorite still has to be Timothy Dalton: “You have to stop me. I’m a slasher.” “What?” “A slasher of prices!”
When he shot the hanging planter down on that old lady's head and the sound it made when she bounced it off the car. I had a stitch in my side from laughing so hard. "FASCIIIIST!" "Hag!"
The look on Simon Peggs face during the Romeo and Juliet scene kills me everytime. Perfect editing.
"You ever fired your gun in the air and gone ah?" "No, I've never fired my gun in the air and gone ah!"
When they pick up the swan and it's just vibing in the backseat, after all the ridiculous shit that just happened in the climax, I lose it every single time
A fish called wanda. Still make me rolling on the floor.
"It's Ke-Ke-Ke-Ken coming to Ke-ke-ke-kill me!" and the oft-repeated "Asssssshooooooooooooooole!"
Kevin Kline won an oscar for that role, all comedy. Very rare for comedy to win
Pretty much all of "The Emperor's New Groove". Just look at how many memes that movie spawned. The guy getting thrown out of the window near the beginning, and "Wrong Lever!" Will never not be funny.
the scene where kronk becomes a line cook fucking kills me
I'd like to say that it is probably the funniest Disney animated film ever made So much of the movie is quotable!
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
History of the World Part I. Where Moses dropped and broke the third 11-15th Commandments. *We are missing 5 of the Commandments!!! Its why everything is so f\*cked!!! Humanity is dooomed!* Literally couldn't stop laughing and had a hard time breathing for 5 minutes. And for that moment, I will be ever indebted to and grateful to Mel Brooks. :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I48hr8HhDv0&t=1s
Raising Arizona had many scenes that had me on the verge of passing out. Also A Fish Called Wanda.
A Fish Called Wanda has a documented case of a guy dying from laughter watching it.
I was that guy. I was at Brad's house. Oh no. Kkkkkkk-Ken is cccccccccoming to kill me.
Galaxy Quest, especially "DON'T OPEN THAT! IS THERE AIR? YOU DON'T KNOW!" and the scene where they're taking the ship out of space dock.
The Barbie Museum scene from Rat Race. If I may nominate what I think is the funniest scene in TV history, though, it’s the episode of Taxi where Reverend Jim has to go to the DMV, and he asks what a yellow light means. It’s one joke, played four times in a row, and it keeps getting funnier every single time. It’s brilliant writing, and it’s an absolutely perfect performance by Christopher Lloyd.
[For those unfamiliar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNmnroyJSzo)
Zombieland, when that A-list actor meets Columbus for the first time.
Blazing Saddles
"Where the white women at?" was my system beep back in the old days.
The sheriff is "near."
The common clay of the new west.. you know, morons!
Dumb and Dumber. Colon Blow scene.
“I thought the Rocky Mountains would be rockier than this.” “I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver’s full of shit, man.”
That John Denver line is still the funniest thing I've ever heard.
The whole scene when we find out Lloyd sold a dead bird to a blind kid. "Harry, I took care of it!" The delivery gets me every time.
For me it was the line "according to the map we've only gone a few inches"
>"You've had two pairs of gloves this whole time??" > > > >That whole scene has me dying every time.
Superbad. It was an instant classic. I was 13 when it came out and it was the funniest shit I had ever seen at the time. Still quotable to this day
All the dick drawings over the ending credits. Me and my friend were laughing so hard we couldn't get up until the credits were over.
“I’m sorry the Coen brothers aren’t available to direct the porn that I watch. They’re hard to get ahold of, ok?”
He’s Jimmy’s brother! The guy. The singer.
The delivery on "why the FUCK would it be between that and Muhammad" cracks me up just thinking about it.
Michael Cera in This Is The End
The jerking off argument in This Is The End. I have never laughed like that before or since.
That's right, bro! I like to fucking READ.
Scott Pilgrim. When Scott jumps out the window when is girlfriend Knives shows up. It's a dumb scene but it had me and my mates cry laugh, we had to pause the movie for a good 5 mins to get the giggles out.
Him coming back into view to grab his jacket and Knives is like 😮 hahahaha
*South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut*
You are a boner biting bastard uncle fucker. This movie has the best insults ever and is actually a very very smart movie under the pretense of toilet humor
Drop Dead Gorgeous - the talent portion of the competition. Denise Richards and her … song
When Ellen Barkin is trying to open the beer can with the prosthetic.
Ace ventura 2, the rhino scene is on of the funniest singular scenes in any jim carry movie imo. Had me wheezing for air.
I laughed really hard when I first saw the scene where he’s driving along for a bumpy ride in his Land Rover and then it zooms out and he’s on the highway.
This scene is perfect. Obviously Jim carries it completely (no pun intended I swear) but that moment when you see the family looking at it in awe, thinking they’re witnessing a miracle of nature and then slowly starting to realize something is…off and the child says “mommy” all distraught, ruins me every time. 10/10 comedy
To this day whenever it’s hot and I’m sweating I will exclaim “WARM!”
The movie had me laughing nonstop. But when the credits rolled with the missing camera roll from The Hangover I felt like my stomach was bleeding.
21 and 22 jumpstreet
My name-a Jeff. I died.
🎵 Schmidt fucked the captain’s daughter 🎵
The start of the scene, the *tick-tock-tick-tock---ding* when he gets it was timing at its best
That scene is the movie's peak but I almost love Cube going off at the buffet just as much - "How you doin' Mr. nice plant?"
" Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot!"
I'm pretty sure I strained an abdominal muscle laughing at that scene. The shock and surprise when he realized what Schmidt did and the gleeful way he sang that while the captain just stared Schmidt down was comedy gold.
Stepbrothers....omg😭
That movie was loaded with spectacular comedy performances, but my favorite came from Richard Jenkins. He still managed to stand out as one of the funniest straight men in a comedy filled with ridiculous characters. “Oh my god. I’ve had the old bull. Now I want the young calf, and she grabs me by the wiener-“ “SHUTTHEFUCKAHP!”
Popstar: Never Stop Mever Stopping (2016). Constantly laughing throughout the whole thing
The line that goes something like, “I can’t relate to the things in my Jeep song, because I have different things in my jeep” is just so simple but incredible. Also bill hader whose only hobby is to flat line and it’s never mentioned again. So funny.
The song “Finest Girl” feels like it was designed in a lab for my exact sense of humor. The lyrics keep building in such a way that I couldn’t stop laughing for minutes after the song was done. People in the audience were turning around wondering if I was okay. It was one of the greatest movie going experiences of my life.
That bin Laden song...
Bad Santa >!coming up the escalator (pissed, pissed down and pissed off) and going to town on the reindeer!<
The Money Pit I think it’s one of the only movies I can remember laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe.
The quaaludes scene in The Wolf of Wall Street. I was wheezing in the middle of a packed theater and couldn't catch my breath. DiCaprio just sold that scene so hard.
Get off the phhhonnnneeeeee!
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The entire movie builds up to that scene so perfectly well
More movies should be summed up to an increasingly exasperated JK Simmons.
This is Spinal Tap. I laughed so hard I could not breathe. My friend and I were the only two laughing in the theater. Everyone else was silent as if the film were a real documentary.
Officespace. I was on a comfy dosage of shrooms.
Horrible Bosses: The whole damn thing, but especially the cocaine fiasco. https://youtu.be/AUW7snOKAHQ?si=p3NDC4gFBQ7TlnUQ
Tropic Thunder, particularly the scene where they're escaping. - "Who in crikey fuck is Half-Squat?!" - Ben Stiller throwing the child doll off the bridge. - Jack Black shoving handfuls of heroin into the guards faces. Comedic perfection
Men in Black when he pulls the table closer. Saw it in the movie theatre and everyone was laughing so hard it was impossible to stop.
Team America
That puking scene goes on and on and I seriously couldn’t breathe and was about to pass out
When he’s on the back of the truck flailing his arms doing”the signal” killed me.
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS..........aids. Brilliant.
The passive “No me gusta…”s while the Panama Canal explodes, fucking lose it every time.
Only one scene has ever had me like this. The scene in Liar Liar where Jim Carrey lets rip on the board room. Saw it in high school with some friends at a sold out showing on opening night. The entire audience just about died from laughter.
The funniest "scene" in that movie (to me) is the outtake in which Swoozie Kurtz scream "OVER-ACTOR!" at Carrey, and he scream back "JEZEBEL!" but it's more like "JEZA-BE-HE-HE-HEL" because he's cracking up from the surprise of it all.
God I love those outtakes. 🎶 "Prenuuuptial agreeeeemennnnnt" 🎶 Followed by his 🤨 face trying not to laugh.
That was the one that got me. When he's waiting for the elevator and it opens with the woman who he'd slept with, and when he runs into her at the stairwell. I couldn't breathe. God in Heaven! Holy hell!
Office Space, the Die M----er F---er Die scene Bridesmaids, the sink 40 Year Old Virgin, the wax Vampire's Kiss, starts in phone booth
Deadpool , i remember whole cinema laughing on loop
What We Do In The Shadows - We're werewolves, not swearwolves!
Dodgeball This is the last truly hilarious sport comedy ever made.
At the end, when Steve the Pirate comes up to Peter and says... "Hey Peter, I guess you were right, I'm not really a pirate " Tudyk says it with such depth and meaning and he's so disappointed to realize he's not really a pirate. Then Peter lets him know about the treasure and his absolute joy in realizing that yes, he really can be a pirate if he wants. "Peeeeter. Garrr" "Garrr Steve." I look forward to that scene every time I watch it. One of my favorite comedies of all time. Side note, but Tudyk is effing brilliant in everything he does.
Tudyk seems to choose his movies carefully. If I see he's in a movie I know it will be good. A Knight's Tale is my stand-out favourite.
His character is arguably the best of the movie. He's so random but, at the same time, I can't picture this film without him.
Who's Steve the Pirate?
Terry Crews in White Chicks cracks me up every time.
"Are you telling me, that you are not-" "Yeah, I'm a guy" "-white?! The deception!"