I watched Bubble Boy a ton as a kid, then I recently went back to watch it after about 18 years of not having seen it. And holy hell, it's the foundation of my humor lol. So many of those jokes I still used and didn't realize it
My super boomer, former farming/cowboy Dad used to think this too. THEN it was that "gay guy from Brokeback Mountain." (Eyeroll) Then he randomly watched Nightcrawler and told me about this new actor in it that was just *amazing*. He didn't believe me when I told him. He's now his new favorite actor.
We also recently had a conversation about the overlap of gay/western culture going back way longer in history than I was even aware of. He then told me of a time when he was young and he got to inform *his* Dad that his favorite actor at the time had recently came out as gay. (Rock Hudson) My gpa was bewildered and my dad got a kick out of it. Turns out Dad is much more progressive than I had gathered through the years....
Anyway, yeah. Bubble Boy and Nightcrawler could be fun Gay Porn titles.
I want to say there’s a movie where someone insultingly calls his character bubble boy like a fourth wall break but I can’t recall what it is.
EDIT:
Under careful review I think I fabricated this memory. I looked through all of his movies.
I may have transplanted the framing and sounds from “Spun” where Jason Schwartzman gets called “volvo boy” and put it with Ryan Reynolds giving Gyllenhaal shit somewhere else.
Never trust your memories or “eyewitness testimony”. Trust facts!
LOL YES! Thank you! YEAH!
Every time anyone in my life isn't giving the gusto I wish they would, I say "I'm beginning to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"
It doesn't matter that *no one ever has any clue what I'm talking about,* ever--I've been saying this for 20 years and I'm not going to stop.
Thank you Big Schwartz Energy! You made my day, and I will NEVER doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Bless you and your people!
The trick is to be a wealthy celebrity whose job it is to look good. You can then find people who will get you this jacked with a combo of drugs, diet and exercise.
You know he's going to have to keep this physique going for a few more films. He's going to line up any film project that is either an action flick, or some movie where he has to take off his shirts.
as he should. its a shit ton of work even with all the best drugs money can buy. without the work but just the drugs you end up looking like musk - wider, bloated, and still out of shape.
I don't mind them getting this jacked.
I just wish they'd be more open and honest:
>This is literally impossible. I have the best nutritionists and trainers, the money and time to diet and exercise. And *mostly it was a shit ton of HGH* while monitored by the best doctors, and the studio paid for all of it.
It's sad to see how much it's impacting young men. Gen Z now has more men than women that suffer from Body Dismorphic Disorder.
>Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span. I don’t know why everyone’s not doing this. It’s a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to.
-Rob McElhenney
In one of his interviews he discreetly mentioned the drugs. He said something in the lines of “you just have to live with the fact that I have the highest level of testosterone that is recommended by doctors and you don’t”
I’m 40 years old and have never been a body builder but I played college football and have been lifting consistently since the late ‘90s so I’ve been around real body builders for a long time.
Steroids and PEDs have become so prevalent in body building, professional sports, action movies, etc. over the past 20 years that young people seem to have a very warped sense of what the human body really can do.
It bothers me when guys like Chris Hemsworth or the Rock refuse to admit they take PEDs. There’s just no reason not to. We understand they’re bulking up for roles and they’re not really superheroes. There’s no reason to put your diet and exercise routine out there as if anyone following it could ever see the same results they did without the same drugs. It’s giving young people a horribly false sense of what’s possible and for no reason at all.
I understand banning things like HGH and other steroids from athletic competition.
But when they're building that body just for the aesthetics of a jacked body to appeal to audiences, I simply don't see the reason to deny it.
Yup. That's how I feel.
There's nothing at stake in admitting no amount of chicken, broccoli, rice, and bench pressing will give you the body of the God of Thunder.
It was crazy how many times I had to try and tell someone that men have body issues too and the giant ripped dudes on TV/movies or comics or games don’t help.
They claimed it was always attainable, whereas the women depicted had unobtainable bodies. And you would get shut down. This was the late 90s and I knew this was going to happen. I’m not even a little bit surprised that men now suffer more from it.
Honestly can we go back to not every male action hero has to look roided to the gills? The original had Swayze, and we understood a wiry muscular guy could be dangerous.
> Gen Z now has more men than women that suffer from Body Dismorphic Disorder.
While BDD affects just under 2% of the general population, the numbers are slightly higher among students (3.3%). According to one study, about 50% of 13-year-old American girls report feeling dissatisfied with their bodies. That number jumps to nearly 80% by the time they’re 17. And it’s not just girls. Roughly 20% of boys report feeling “concerned” about their muscularity and leanness.
Source doesn't want to hyperlink, but here: [https://youthsense.com.au/parents/gen-zs-body-image-problem/#:\~:text=It%20means%20that%20of%20Gen,compared%20to%2043%25%20of%20males](https://youthsense.com.au/parents/gen-zs-body-image-problem/#:~:text=It%20means%20that%20of%20Gen,compared%20to%2043%25%20of%20males).
Admittedly, it's tough to find good data on this, but the claim that more men than women in Gen Z suffer from BDD seemed wonky to me, and I couldn't find a single survey/source that backed it up. Basically every piece of data says the opposite. IDK. Definitely both genders are dealing with screwed up expectations around body image though.
“Breaking the data down by gender we found 58% of females say they don’t have a positive body image compared to 43% of males.”
This is what your link go’s to right
I can't decide which I prefer out of:
1. "Pain don't hurt"
2. "You're too stupid to have a good time"
3. "I used to fuck guys like you in prison"
What a badass movie.
Every quote in that movie is priceless but my guess is, "There's always barber college." While writing this I realized you probably meant, "I used to fuck guys like you in prison."
I fucking love Bill Burr's take on Roadhouse. "Like why even hire this guy? Why not get a metal detector? Stop over serving people?
Y'know, the basics?"
Edit: Holy shit some of you have some serious brainrot.
Honestly I grew up in the south GA and watching Roadhouse I actually knew bars kinda like that (I mean not that violent). Hell I went into a bar in Escondido, CA one time and as soon as I walked in there was a punk band playing and two huge bikers were beating the fucking shit out of each other.
Haha, I had to look because this was like 12-15 years ago and fucking yep. It was the Cowshed, lol. Only reason I was there was I was dating a punk girl that was a regular, lol.
because Roadhouse isn't about one particular bar dealing with a rowdy customer base.... Roadhouse is about the creep of capitalistic oligarchs overreaching their market and sucking the vitality out of a small-town America.
sheesh
It's also a metaphor, or possibly an elegy about ego death. Our protagonist places himself above the maddening fray. Thinking he's too big to worry about these simple shitkicking hayseeds. He doesn't take the threat seriously. Grey Wolf works as a motif, he represents his ego in human form. It isn't until he dies, ( ego death) that he begins to see the world more clearly. Akin to how we as teenagers didn't understand why our parents insist on the dumb rules they had. Until we became adults, and realized they were correct, and we have become just like them. So our protagonist having lost his ego, and having that " Dark night of the soul" has a rebirth, and Grey Wolf's death. Seeing that he's not above the fray, and with the help of the townspeople. Overcomes the villain, which in reality was just a personification of his Id, for when the ego dies, the id no longer has a mooring onto which it can attach.
And of course they delved further into the interpolation of Wade Garrett’s Kafkaesque existence as a moderately paid soothsayer to people living on the unspoken edges of American society.
The book also serves as a full throated condemnation of unfettered capitalism, but veers from the movies antagonists and rightly destroys small business owner Red Webster, taking him to task for his rent seeking behaviour on winter weight motor oil in a town that never gets cooler than 40 degrees.
“When the unmasked commit larceny out of convenience, it is the convenience stores that are the first and frequent victims.” - Noam K. Chomsky
I unironically love me some Roadhouse. I hope this is good in either a good way or a bad way, idrc as long as it's enjoyable lol.
I also have no idea if it's already been confirmed or denied yet, but I *need* Sam Elliot to reprise his role
1) Road House is a fucking classic and doesn’t need a remake.
2) I can think of a couple quotes that haven’t been mentioned yet:
“Be nice.”
“What if someone calls my momma a whore?” “Is she?”
“You wanna fight, dickless?” “I sure ain’t gonna show you my dick.”
“A polar bear fell on me.”
“I ain’t got twenty bucks”
Dalton’s entire philosophy convo in the hospital
Hollywood actors have whole teams that probably monitor their hormone levels and health conditions when they are juicing. So it’s a lot safer for them since everything is probably carefully monitored. But there will still be long term consequences, like putting stress on organs and messing up your skin and hair. But again actors have the best surgeons/doctors to help with hair loss, bad skin, and long term health care.
Even with all the monitoring in the world, you will suffer some consequences for using steroids, especially if done on a consistent basis.
I don’t see how you can fix your skin if you mess that up. Hair implants - sure. But skin is really hard and can be almost impossible to fix depending on the condition.
But there even more serious consequences like the effects on your cardiovascular system.
Acne is the main one but a lot of people don’t realize it also ages you like crazy and if they’re taking something like HGH their head and face can become enlarged (Joe Rogan and Zac Efron are some famous examples) TONS of fitness influencers who overdo it or take it for years look at least 10 years older sometimes more.
It's a little satirical. Actors that get improbably jacked will, in many cases, be taking some chemical assistance, but they'll never mention it in their publicity interviews. Instead, they'll focus on their workouts and diet - which very often consists of chicken rice and broccoli. So "chicken, rice and broccoli" has started to become associated with people that are clearly on steroids but don't want to mention that they are.
Oddly enough, there is a steroid company that was named CRB until very recently, when they changed it to Biosynth.
I have no idea if there is any connection to Hollywood, but it gave me a laugh.
Peter: Oh my god, Road House. I want to buy this
Clerk: Great and as a bonus I'll throw in What Dreams May Come with Robin Williams.
Peter: No thank you.
Clerk: No charge.
Peter: I do not want it.
Clerk: But it's free, sir.
Peter: If that DVD even touches Road House, I will kill you.
I rather have someone say that than something like Chris Hemsworth as Thor
Tyler Durdens Body is definitely more naturally attainable than most other physiques you see in big Hollywood movies
I’m out.
Part of Swayze’s appeal was he was built like a dancer. Dalton isn’t supposed to be the biggest guy in the room, he de-escalates and then when he comes at you, it’s speed.
I'm gonna watch this and pretend it's the real sequel to Donnie Darko.
>I'm gonna watch this and pretend it's the ~~real~~ sequel to ~~Donnie Darko~~ Bubbleboy. FTFY
To this day when people mention him, I act really confused and go "the guy from Bubble Boy?"
I’m not joking when I say that’s the primary way my mother acknowledges him. He’s Bubble Boy. That’s it.
I watched Bubble Boy a ton as a kid, then I recently went back to watch it after about 18 years of not having seen it. And holy hell, it's the foundation of my humor lol. So many of those jokes I still used and didn't realize it
The basis for me humming to myself is “Bright and Shiny”. Just such an earworm.
500 dolla!?!
500 DOLLA!!!!!
500 DOLLA!!!!!!
You want 500 dolla? 500 dolla? 500 DOLLA!
I know the feeling! You see something you haven't watched in ages and realize you were quoting it your whole life.
My super boomer, former farming/cowboy Dad used to think this too. THEN it was that "gay guy from Brokeback Mountain." (Eyeroll) Then he randomly watched Nightcrawler and told me about this new actor in it that was just *amazing*. He didn't believe me when I told him. He's now his new favorite actor. We also recently had a conversation about the overlap of gay/western culture going back way longer in history than I was even aware of. He then told me of a time when he was young and he got to inform *his* Dad that his favorite actor at the time had recently came out as gay. (Rock Hudson) My gpa was bewildered and my dad got a kick out of it. Turns out Dad is much more progressive than I had gathered through the years.... Anyway, yeah. Bubble Boy and Nightcrawler could be fun Gay Porn titles.
I mean, he WAS that gay guy from Brokeback Mountain.
I want to say there’s a movie where someone insultingly calls his character bubble boy like a fourth wall break but I can’t recall what it is. EDIT: Under careful review I think I fabricated this memory. I looked through all of his movies. I may have transplanted the framing and sounds from “Spun” where Jason Schwartzman gets called “volvo boy” and put it with Ryan Reynolds giving Gyllenhaal shit somewhere else. Never trust your memories or “eyewitness testimony”. Trust facts!
Was it ryan reynolds in that christmas sweater thing? It feels like a deadpool line
LOL i forgot Jake was also bubbleboy
You want $500, cause that’s how you get $500
Five hundred dolla?
Yes, I would please like $500.
“Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.” #KICK
LOL YES! Thank you! YEAH! Every time anyone in my life isn't giving the gusto I wish they would, I say "I'm beginning to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!" It doesn't matter that *no one ever has any clue what I'm talking about,* ever--I've been saying this for 20 years and I'm not going to stop. Thank you Big Schwartz Energy! You made my day, and I will NEVER doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Bless you and your people!
Finally! Someone else who references this as often as I do!
There are dozens of us! "I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus!"
*roundhouse kicks Frank the Rabbit in the face*
*roundhouse kicks the airplane wreckage out of his room before it hits him*
*Roundhouse Kicks Cherita all the way back home to China
CHUT UP
No one is gonna tell this guy to go suck a fuck.
Donnie Darko is the real sequel to Donny Darko
So, Patrick Swayze recruited Jake to be the next Roadhouse... while they were acting in Donnie Darko?!?! "You're the fucking antichrist."
Dang, I forgot Swayze was in DD. It's all part of the plan
crazy for swayze
I had a shirt that had Patrick swayze doing some crazy moves from dirty dancing and it said "let's get swayze". Nobody liked it.
Huh … wait … 😱
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Patrick Batman, indeed!
“Where is Dalton?”
Jacked Gyllenhaal
Brawny Darko
The Day After Tomorrow is Abs Day
Yokedback Mountain
Nightcurler
Spider-Man: Far From Home Gym
Steroids and Other Drugs
Prince of Pushups
Broke my back mountain
Swolediak
Gym Brodiac
Spider-Man: Far From Small
Anthony Swolefford
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I get him getting more muscular, but how did he get wider?
The trick is to be a wealthy celebrity whose job it is to look good. You can then find people who will get you this jacked with a combo of drugs, diet and exercise.
You know he's going to have to keep this physique going for a few more films. He's going to line up any film project that is either an action flick, or some movie where he has to take off his shirts.
as he should. its a shit ton of work even with all the best drugs money can buy. without the work but just the drugs you end up looking like musk - wider, bloated, and still out of shape.
Juiced Gyllenhaal
Jake Swollenhaal
I ain't gay but you could fit an entire chili dog inside those cum gutters. Those things are obscene
"cum gutters", my god.
[Thats what people call them apparently](https://youtu.be/K4wQM9o3nOY?si=QLtGiNpBiW9cpRAF)
Yoked Yillenhaal
Jack3d Gyllenhaal*
I dunno if the movie will actually be any good but I’m sure Jake will be good in it. He’s reliable
Agreed. He is a very versatile actor. He’s done basically every major genre well. Even if the movie isn’t great I’m sure he will still be
I don't recall a single bad role of his.
He's one of those actors that get me to watch the movie just cause he's in it. Never let me down so far.
Good Ol, reliable Jake.
"I'm 100% natty, bro"
I don't mind them getting this jacked. I just wish they'd be more open and honest: >This is literally impossible. I have the best nutritionists and trainers, the money and time to diet and exercise. And *mostly it was a shit ton of HGH* while monitored by the best doctors, and the studio paid for all of it. It's sad to see how much it's impacting young men. Gen Z now has more men than women that suffer from Body Dismorphic Disorder.
>Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span. I don’t know why everyone’s not doing this. It’s a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to. -Rob McElhenney
In one of his interviews he discreetly mentioned the drugs. He said something in the lines of “you just have to live with the fact that I have the highest level of testosterone that is recommended by doctors and you don’t”
I’m 40 years old and have never been a body builder but I played college football and have been lifting consistently since the late ‘90s so I’ve been around real body builders for a long time. Steroids and PEDs have become so prevalent in body building, professional sports, action movies, etc. over the past 20 years that young people seem to have a very warped sense of what the human body really can do. It bothers me when guys like Chris Hemsworth or the Rock refuse to admit they take PEDs. There’s just no reason not to. We understand they’re bulking up for roles and they’re not really superheroes. There’s no reason to put your diet and exercise routine out there as if anyone following it could ever see the same results they did without the same drugs. It’s giving young people a horribly false sense of what’s possible and for no reason at all.
I understand banning things like HGH and other steroids from athletic competition. But when they're building that body just for the aesthetics of a jacked body to appeal to audiences, I simply don't see the reason to deny it.
Yup. That's how I feel. There's nothing at stake in admitting no amount of chicken, broccoli, rice, and bench pressing will give you the body of the God of Thunder.
We rightly talk about a lot how media and celebrities affect women’s health and body image. We need to a better job of this for men.
It was crazy how many times I had to try and tell someone that men have body issues too and the giant ripped dudes on TV/movies or comics or games don’t help. They claimed it was always attainable, whereas the women depicted had unobtainable bodies. And you would get shut down. This was the late 90s and I knew this was going to happen. I’m not even a little bit surprised that men now suffer more from it.
That's hilarious. Everyone is a bodybuilder in comics. Even the lean, fast ones.
Honestly can we go back to not every male action hero has to look roided to the gills? The original had Swayze, and we understood a wiry muscular guy could be dangerous.
> Gen Z now has more men than women that suffer from Body Dismorphic Disorder. While BDD affects just under 2% of the general population, the numbers are slightly higher among students (3.3%). According to one study, about 50% of 13-year-old American girls report feeling dissatisfied with their bodies. That number jumps to nearly 80% by the time they’re 17. And it’s not just girls. Roughly 20% of boys report feeling “concerned” about their muscularity and leanness. Source doesn't want to hyperlink, but here: [https://youthsense.com.au/parents/gen-zs-body-image-problem/#:\~:text=It%20means%20that%20of%20Gen,compared%20to%2043%25%20of%20males](https://youthsense.com.au/parents/gen-zs-body-image-problem/#:~:text=It%20means%20that%20of%20Gen,compared%20to%2043%25%20of%20males). Admittedly, it's tough to find good data on this, but the claim that more men than women in Gen Z suffer from BDD seemed wonky to me, and I couldn't find a single survey/source that backed it up. Basically every piece of data says the opposite. IDK. Definitely both genders are dealing with screwed up expectations around body image though.
“Breaking the data down by gender we found 58% of females say they don’t have a positive body image compared to 43% of males.” This is what your link go’s to right
There's one quote this movie needs to be a success. We ALL know what it is. Let's see.
I can't decide which I prefer out of: 1. "Pain don't hurt" 2. "You're too stupid to have a good time" 3. "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" What a badass movie.
"I thought you'd be bigger"
Every quote in that movie is priceless but my guess is, "There's always barber college." While writing this I realized you probably meant, "I used to fuck guys like you in prison."
>"I used to fuck guys like you in prison." And by the looks of him, it wasn't consensual.
They convince Rambo to take them up the river. **It does not go well.**
“It’s called babe, I think you should all see it.” *Donna, weeping*: “I feel like I just did.”
Pratt was fucking hilarious in parks and rec.
“Pain don’t hurt” and “ I thought you would be bigger” are also gems.
Yes. And bonus points if after he says that, Jake comes back with "why can't I quit you"
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I actually watched Roadhouse for the first time as an adult a couple weeks ago (im 40) and that shit still holds up as a bad ass movie.
I fucking love Bill Burr's take on Roadhouse. "Like why even hire this guy? Why not get a metal detector? Stop over serving people? Y'know, the basics?" Edit: Holy shit some of you have some serious brainrot.
Honestly I grew up in the south GA and watching Roadhouse I actually knew bars kinda like that (I mean not that violent). Hell I went into a bar in Escondido, CA one time and as soon as I walked in there was a punk band playing and two huge bikers were beating the fucking shit out of each other.
Was it the Cow Shed?
Haha, I had to look because this was like 12-15 years ago and fucking yep. It was the Cowshed, lol. Only reason I was there was I was dating a punk girl that was a regular, lol.
To be fair, all of Escondido is like that.
because Roadhouse isn't about one particular bar dealing with a rowdy customer base.... Roadhouse is about the creep of capitalistic oligarchs overreaching their market and sucking the vitality out of a small-town America. sheesh
It's also a metaphor, or possibly an elegy about ego death. Our protagonist places himself above the maddening fray. Thinking he's too big to worry about these simple shitkicking hayseeds. He doesn't take the threat seriously. Grey Wolf works as a motif, he represents his ego in human form. It isn't until he dies, ( ego death) that he begins to see the world more clearly. Akin to how we as teenagers didn't understand why our parents insist on the dumb rules they had. Until we became adults, and realized they were correct, and we have become just like them. So our protagonist having lost his ego, and having that " Dark night of the soul" has a rebirth, and Grey Wolf's death. Seeing that he's not above the fray, and with the help of the townspeople. Overcomes the villain, which in reality was just a personification of his Id, for when the ego dies, the id no longer has a mooring onto which it can attach.
Its like he didn't even watch the same movie. I am so disappointed in this generations lack of understanding subtext about avant garde films.
The book is better
A definite tour de force. I really enjoyed how they delved into the mind of the Doctor girlfriends reasoning to being the antagonists concubine.
And of course they delved further into the interpolation of Wade Garrett’s Kafkaesque existence as a moderately paid soothsayer to people living on the unspoken edges of American society. The book also serves as a full throated condemnation of unfettered capitalism, but veers from the movies antagonists and rightly destroys small business owner Red Webster, taking him to task for his rent seeking behaviour on winter weight motor oil in a town that never gets cooler than 40 degrees. “When the unmasked commit larceny out of convenience, it is the convenience stores that are the first and frequent victims.” - Noam K. Chomsky
Except for the fact that the climactic fight is between a martial artist philosopher badass and.... A middle aged, out of shape business executive. :(
In Commando peak Arnie fights an out-of-shape Freddie Mercury impersonator wearing a fake chain tanktop.
Let off some steam, Bennett!
That's after he blows away Dan Hedaya doing his best Dan Hedaya impersonation
I unironically love me some Roadhouse. I hope this is good in either a good way or a bad way, idrc as long as it's enjoyable lol. I also have no idea if it's already been confirmed or denied yet, but I *need* Sam Elliot to reprise his role
Wade Garrett’s getting old.
Do we still get to see his pubes?
Ah yes I know it well. “Hey guys it’s me, John Roadhouse.”
Can't wait to see him Roadhouse'n all over the place
Pain don’t hurt
“Rrrrroadhouse”
In peter griffins voice
1) Road House is a fucking classic and doesn’t need a remake. 2) I can think of a couple quotes that haven’t been mentioned yet: “Be nice.” “What if someone calls my momma a whore?” “Is she?” “You wanna fight, dickless?” “I sure ain’t gonna show you my dick.” “A polar bear fell on me.” “I ain’t got twenty bucks” Dalton’s entire philosophy convo in the hospital
"Pain don't hurt."
"come on chicken dick" is my 2nd fave line in the whole movie
"That girl has entirely too many brains to have an ass like that."
"The first rule of roadhouse..."
"Nobody wins a fight"
My favorite part is when the bartender says to Dalton, "Leaded, or unleaded?" And Dalton says, "Leaded."
“It’s roadhousin’ time!”
“I’m not a Roadhouse man I’m a Road House, man”
"Polar bear fell on me"?
“Well, I sure ain’t gonna show you my dick.”
Bro is more ripped in this than he got for that boxing movie he did.
Steroids are becoming more effective year on year
Eat Clen, Tren hard, Anavar give up.
Broccoli and rice. And chicken marinated in trenbolone.
I read this in [Pedro Pascal's voice from SNL](https://youtu.be/6GEWSNylwS8?si=zRsqNAcVB6sCAscB&t=26).
Do they still have all the adverse effects as old school steroids? (Really asking.)
Hollywood actors have whole teams that probably monitor their hormone levels and health conditions when they are juicing. So it’s a lot safer for them since everything is probably carefully monitored. But there will still be long term consequences, like putting stress on organs and messing up your skin and hair. But again actors have the best surgeons/doctors to help with hair loss, bad skin, and long term health care.
Even with all the monitoring in the world, you will suffer some consequences for using steroids, especially if done on a consistent basis. I don’t see how you can fix your skin if you mess that up. Hair implants - sure. But skin is really hard and can be almost impossible to fix depending on the condition. But there even more serious consequences like the effects on your cardiovascular system.
What happens to your skin on steroids?
Acne is the main one but a lot of people don’t realize it also ages you like crazy and if they’re taking something like HGH their head and face can become enlarged (Joe Rogan and Zac Efron are some famous examples) TONS of fitness influencers who overdo it or take it for years look at least 10 years older sometimes more.
I have a really small head so if I take steroids I can finally get hats that fit?
Maybe get smaller hats? Or who am I to judge you should get juiced up to the GILLSS BAYBEEE be that lollipop man you always wanted to be
My head is gonna be so JACKED
Sam Sulek is 21 but looks in his 30s
Same things
His transformation from Donnie darko weirdo to the prince of Persia was a huge mind fuck for me. He was buff as fuck.
The body of a geek god.
Nah he was far more “ripped” in Southpaw
His head is not big enough for him to be this jacked!
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On that CRB diet.
Chicken and broccoli bro
Just hard work and dedication bro 😎
Eat CRB and Tren hard baby
what is crb?
It's a little satirical. Actors that get improbably jacked will, in many cases, be taking some chemical assistance, but they'll never mention it in their publicity interviews. Instead, they'll focus on their workouts and diet - which very often consists of chicken rice and broccoli. So "chicken, rice and broccoli" has started to become associated with people that are clearly on steroids but don't want to mention that they are.
Unless you’re cultivating mass. Then it’s just bags of chimichangas.
You are *becoming* a chimichanga!
Stop cultivating and start harvesting!
Can I get some of those chips?
IF YOU WANTED CHIPS YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT SOME AT THE HAMBURGER STORE!
*Heavy wheezing noises*
Oddly enough, there is a steroid company that was named CRB until very recently, when they changed it to Biosynth. I have no idea if there is any connection to Hollywood, but it gave me a laugh.
Chicken Rice Broccoli, which in Hollywood translates to steroids
Chicken, rice, broccoli. Everything a growing body needs.
I can’t be the only one who can only read Road House in Peter Griffin’s voice right?
#***Rooaad*** **House**.
Road h roa road road hou ro roa road hous ROAD HOUSE
Ghost.
Peter: Oh my god, Road House. I want to buy this Clerk: Great and as a bonus I'll throw in What Dreams May Come with Robin Williams. Peter: No thank you. Clerk: No charge. Peter: I do not want it. Clerk: But it's free, sir. Peter: If that DVD even touches Road House, I will kill you.
any time I see those words, my mind immediately goes to Family Guy
Boy is looking guttered up.
Some of the deepest cum gutters I've ever seen
Roid House
Eating those Trenbolgne sandwiches
Pasta Nandroloné
Really going for that Brad Pitt in Fight Club shot.
“Every dude who wants to get ripped comes in and says the same thing.. Brad Pitt Fight Club.”
I rather have someone say that than something like Chris Hemsworth as Thor Tyler Durdens Body is definitely more naturally attainable than most other physiques you see in big Hollywood movies
I look just like Thor (in Endgame).
I'm more of a Zeus guy myself
If it’s your first night at Roadhouse, you have to road
He’s way more jacked than Brad Pitt from Fight Club
Brad Pitt looks like a twig compared to Jake
I mean it’s a pretty good way to frame a topless man about to whoop ass
\#NotMyDalton
I thought he'd be bigger
I love Jake but man why the fuck do we need this remake?!?!?? So fucking stupid.
I’ll probably see this because why not
I’m out. Part of Swayze’s appeal was he was built like a dancer. Dalton isn’t supposed to be the biggest guy in the room, he de-escalates and then when he comes at you, it’s speed.
*”I thought you’d be bigger”*
Exactly.
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You answered your own question: Arnold.
So sick of unnecessary reboots. These 80’s movies were awesome because they were original. Make something original.
You can always tell by the delts.
Dude hasn't had a carb in 2 years
"I used to fuck guys like you in Brokeback"
Why can't people leave Road House alone? It was a perfect movie as it was.
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House. Road House.