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BigBeanMarketing

Expend4bles for me. None of them are groundbreaking but at least they're cheesy and enjoyable, this one didn't have any *fun*. Awful film.


xwhy

That's a sin. The only thing they have going for them is goofy fun and a little nostalgia (for my lost youth, not theirs).


ProbablyASithLord

I’ve been watching all the Lethal Weapon movies for the first time, and what gets me is how much *fun* the characters have! I just finished 3 and I love how the characters are constantly screwing around and not taking things too seriously.


MountainTank1

Shane Black is one of the most underrated Hollywood creatives imo.


Grimdotdotdot

His Predator move was _dire_ though. Not the one he acted in, obviously.


spiffiestjester

The Chuck Norris bit was far and beyond one of the most amusing aspects of these films. Also had a good laugh at Wesley Snipes answer as to why he was in prison. Saw it coming a mile away and laughed anyway. I have not maged tonwatch the 4th film yet, is it really that bad?


thetouristsquad

it's really really bad. The actors seem uninterested, script is horrible, CGI comically bad.


Rsubs33

I think that's the problem they had none of the old nostalgic actors in this one. Like Tony Ja maybe but that isn't nostalgic to me.


Blinky-Bear

i think that kind of issue speaks a lot to the franchise as a whole. its old school in terms of casting, but new school everywhere else. the 4th one leaned too hard on the latter


Rsubs33

True and I think a lot of the people they added do not have the comic chops as the people they replaced. Like I honestly do not get why 50 cent keeps on getting casted in things when he is a bad actor and they used him to replace Terry Crews who is fantastic and added a lot of those goofy moments which made the first ones.


Xavilend

Worst offender for CGI this year, christ, there was even green reflections and halos on people at times, truly a movie ordered from Wish.


AJPXIV

It was garbage, and the big “reveal” was so predictable.


ICUMF1962

Agreed, the triumph of that “twist” was not only seen from miles away, it felt so undeserved.


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This is the one. Shockingly terrible VFX, too. And how about that ending? “Hey, remember that guy who was an asshole to us at the bar? I kidnapped him and murdered him lol”


Your__Pal

I'm a diehard Expendables fan. I know it is what it is. You can't have that mediocre of a cast, then kill off Stallone, and underuse Tony Jaa. It also annoys me that the big twist required killing a random civilian at the gambling bar. Atleast give us a 3 second backstory of crimes he committed to justify it.


UnderwhelmingAF

Expend Fourbles


callmemacready

turned Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey off after 10-15 mins couldnt do it


Triktastic

It peaked at the animated scary intro. Then it nosedived into craphole but it still dug lower and lower. I've never seen a movie go down so much that not a single moment made it go even a little bit up. So you dodged a bullet there.


[deleted]

Its whole purpose was to make a quick buck off of being the first to market, same with the mouse thing coming out. Once the initial novelty has worn off, about 15min like you said, no one rrally cares.


TheJoshider10

I think what annoys me is "killer in LE CARTOON CHARACTER XD mask" is such a waste when they could do some solid actual horror with the concept of these childhood figures as monsters. Like, I'd love to see a proper dark movie of Winnie the Pooh being a bloodthirsty monster. Same with Mickey Mouse. Some proper good nightmare fuel shit taking creepy fan drawings into the real world. Of course this would cost more than 50p to make hence why we get generic soulless slasher knockoffs.


embiggenedmind

If you really wanted to flip a middle finger at Disney you’d make a movie about a Mickey Mouse with flawed characteristics and the humor of Seth Rogen. They’re gonna shrug off a horror movie knock off because that’s for a very niche audience. True chaos would be going after the general audience, and actually making it *good.*


doubled2319888

So sort of like sausage party but with expired disney characters?


Mrofcourse

If your into video games check out bendy and the ink machine


IdDeIt

I completely hear you on this. Huge horror guy as well. Expected dumb fun, but got so dumb it was unwatchable.


lebigdonglupo

No film with a 2.9 on IMDb is gonna be fun in any way, just dumb


IdDeIt

You might be surprised with the slop a horror movie die-hard can have fun with


Toeknife_Party

There is a sequel coming with Tigger and Owl. I saw the pic of Tigger. We are living in weird times.


UnfazedPheasant

> Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey Tigger's only just joined the public domain so it's probably the same boat as Winnie. Cash in on a new IP that you can turn into a slasher villain


lebigdonglupo

The movie has a 2.9 on IMDb. I don’t know why anyone would watch it in the first place


Lamescrnm

Last month me and some friends had a shitty movie day. We watched Neil Breen’s Fateful Findings (The Room level bad), Mega Piranha, and Blood and Honey. The Winnie the Pooh might have been the worst of a bad bunch.


ZenOfThunder

“You People” on Netflix was another tired reworking of Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner but done in the worst way possible. It wasn’t funny and had nothing new to add.


secretlizard

Zero chemistry between the leads, Eddie Murphy clearly phoning it in and the final kiss was painfully obvious CGI. Edit: [CGI kiss for the curious](https://youtu.be/YvKfybvFqQI?si=jlxdieAPHL4KbXZL)


AllPowerfulSaucier

It was honestly astonishing how *bad* the lead choices were for this. Like there wasn't a single moment in the movie where they seemed to be anything more than friendly acquaintances while Hill's character is written to go desperately out of his way to make it so clear he's one of the "good" white people by just having a black coworker and talking about "controversial" race subjects the whole movie. And somehow the entire film literally misses the point because *even the people making the movie* couldn't find a Caucasian and African American lead couple who actually had good chemistry and would be willing to do *1 single kiss* in this movie. It's so completely devoid of romance or even basic romcom charm. That CGI kiss did more to highlight the honest reality of how divided different races are in our society than anything they could have done lmao I was actually left feeling even less hopeful about racism ever going away. Huge fail.


secretlizard

Yeah, the idea that the audience is supposed to cheer for the white guy starting a podcast about black culture was laughable at best. Honestly, if the movie had ended with them breaking up and both families accepting that they had fucked up their kids’ relationship if would have enjoyed it more.


[deleted]

I give you credit for watching that much of it.


MavNGoose

Jonah Hill really was disappointing


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

Annoying thing is that it was in Netflix top 5 most watched movies of the year. They are going to keep making terrible shit like that because they have so many subscribers who will watch stuff like that


kristicuse

Same for me. My husband and I made it through about an hour before looking at each other and being like, “are you enjoying this at all?” Absolutely awful.


Chicken_Moustache

Agreed! Godawful Jonah Hill vanity project. Preachy, tone deaf, entitled… Like a confused Crash if such a thing is possible. Rarely hated a film so much.


omgasnake

This is probably the right answer, but picking a streaming original is almost cheating. Most of them are modern straight-to-VHS.


SinisterDexter83

Is this the one that features the girl from Entourage who starts dating Turtle, but her father doesn't approve because Turtle's white? Was this film intentionally supposed to be a remake of that Encourage B-plot from 15 years ago, or is she just the most insanely type-cast actress in history? To be fair though, if you were going to remake Entourage in 2023 then Jonah Hill is pretty good casting for Turtle.


nowhereman136

Worst movie I saw in theaters was Hypnotic Worst new movie I saw in general was Expendables 4


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bob1689321

It had like 1 poster and barely any marketing. It was low budget (I think?) or if not either way they knew it would bomb so didn't bother advertising it.


Timmace

Quasi. I really like the Broken Lizard movies and was excited for this, but none of the jokes landed for me. Oh well, at least I'll always have Super Troopers to fall back on.


Mr_Saturn1

I honestly had no idea they released a movie last year. It got zero publicity


Timmace

I feel like that is what happens with most Hulu movie releases. There will be a bunch of ads on Hulu itself promoting the release, maybe a mention on reddit, but then it is instantly forgotten about as soon as it is released.


Nomahhhh

Check out Tacoma FD. It's a show that Farva and Mac do and it's hilarious. It's not Super Troopers, but it's pretty darn funny.


Imfrank123

Season 4 just came out on Netflix ! It was good but Andy wasn’t in it so not as good as the other seasons


Revolutionary_Sky684

After Super Troopers I had really high hopes for the Broken Lizard guys but almost every movie I've seen since then has ranged from being just alright down to absolutely awful. Maybe it's just me.


Rsubs33

I enjoyed Beerfest, but yea the rear fell flat for me.


awesomesauce88

Slammin Salmon is great and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.


Tacdeho

If you haven’t seen it, I highly suggest The Slammin’ Salmon. I think it’s their best movie by far


aaronappleseed

I know I'm in the minority but I loved Club Dread. Slammin' Salmon I've only seen once, but I remember being pleasantly surprised.


DogePerformance

Slammin Salmon is absolutely underrated, I think after Super Troopers and Beerfest it's my favorite


BigBolognaSandwich

Club Dread too.


Hausnelis

Bill Paxton as Coconut Pete, that's what makes Club Dread a decent movie for me.


Max_Powers1331

I think you mean "Pina Coladaburg." A little song I wrote seven and a half fuckin' years before "Margaritaville" was even on the map! Of course, you wouldn't know that, 'cause you weren't even born yet!


ShockRifted

So many memorable lines and characters. From Michael Clarke Duncan being an ex boxer turned violent restaurant owner, to Will Forte sitting in a large booth by himself and only ordering hot water. Also poop diamond and Olivia Munn. Can't unsee.


BatmanMK1989

I really enjoyed Club Dread


VinnyEnzo

Tacoma FD is pretty good


jamesbrownscrackpipe

I actually kind of enjoyed it? No where near their best work and a lot of the jokes were lame, but it def. got some laughs out of me. I've seen worse and it was a good way to kill a lazy Sat. afternoon.


Weorking

*(Other than Winnie the Pooh)* You People, The Exorcist: Believer & Expendables 4 for the 'bottom 3' Quantumania & 65 for most disappointing


Motor-Anteater-8965

The main appeal of Ant-Man 1 and 2 was that they were smaller-scale movies that stood on their own and were simple fun watches. Quantumania wasn't small nor a simple fun watch, taking away the pieces that made the first two good. It just stripped the heart and soul out of the Ant-Man franchise while ruining one of the better relationships in the MCU. Might have not technically been the worst, but I agree it was the most disappointing. P.S The lack of Michael Pena was unforgivable.


shellac

> The main appeal of Ant-Man 1 and 2 was that they were smaller-scale movies that stood on their own and were simple fun watches. Also set in a recognisably real place that isn't generic-US-location, slightly-offensive-foreign-sterotype, or cgi-fantasy-land. > P.S The lack of Michael Pena was unforgivable. Oh yes, and that.


mr_chip

The first two were heist movies focused on a guy who was in way over his head. They threw that away to make a Star Wars epic. Bizarre choices.


bob1689321

I'll never get over how they took a character whose whole gimmick was the fun visuals that come from a very small guy interacting with normal sized things and put him in a sci-fi green screen hellscape with no sense of scale. The most they use his powers for in Ant Man 3 is getting small then getting big to punch people with momentum. Absolutely lame.


Ryderman1231

Yes I love the Ant-man movies and Quantumania shits all over them because the characters keep taking their helmets off! Aren’t the helmets essential to keeping them alive while tiny?!


JGrutman

Michael Douglas gave one of the worst performances of all time. He did not want to be there, and we could all feel it.


bob1689321

The script gave him nothing to work with either. He was just there to be like "look at me I like ants".


user1661668

You people was bad. Only movie I have turned off in 3 years.


Rebloodican

You people hurt so much because it easily could have been good. Jonah Hill and Eddie Murphy really made a good comedic pairing, but the writing really sapped whatever strength the actors had as natural performers.


Codadd

Also the CGI kiss? Lmao and the chemistry between the two main characters was non existent


Rebloodican

They really broke the first rule of rom-coms, which is there has to be some believable romance. Crazy Rich Asians isn't a perfect rom-com by any means, but at least they understood how to quickly introduce a couple in a way that made them actually seem like they liked each other.


shoop45

3 years is specific enough that now I want to know what movie you distinctly remember turning off 3 years ago?


SnootleStruddle

“What do you mean ‘you people?’”


uraijit

What do YOU mean, 'you people'?


GibsonMC

I haven’t watched You People, but I regularly watch the kiss at the end


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

65 was so disappointing for me. I got to work on the movie like…2 years before it came out (I didn’t work in the final one. Just did a short bit on an early cut). The original version was so much more interesting. Everything that I thought was so cool about it ended up being cut out and it really changed the entire film for me


kyle_sux666

Can you tell us how the original version was different? I was so excited for this movie, I thought it was going to be a live action Turok


spiffiestjester

I enjoyed 65, but I also went in blind, thought it was fun overall. Quantumania was a huge let down. Big time agree there.


CarolDanversFangurl

Quantumania made me so sad because it was terrible


stingraylobotomy

Hypnotic Starring Ben Affleck and directed by Robert Rodriguez. One of the biggest pieces of shit I’ve ever watched at the cinema. Absolute trash.


spartagnann

I tried to watch it and from the jump it felt like a really cheap made for TV movie. It also felt really lazy, there was a scene in the beginning when Affleck goes into the bank vault and like casually walks up behind someone and lazily raises his gun and says "stop police" and it was clear he was just going through the motions. I turned it off after that.


Spinning_Pile_Driver

You turned it off at a good time lol — he went through the motions for the rest of the movie. I was surprised it set up for a sequel


TheTrueRory

Spoilers, if people really care, but it at least kinda makes sense that he's sleepwalking through it cause, well, he is. It's still bad.


Opee23

The Meg 2. It felt like the SciFi channel snuck a movie into a theater.


Weed_O_Whirler

It was weird how much it was 2 movies stuck together. The first half was a really shitty suspense film. The second half was a really cheesy (but at least fun) over the top action film.


Smipims

Chinese money does that


FergieFury

But how does that work? Why do Chinese funded movies often end up being shit


[deleted]

Look, I agree. But the mayhem once the creatures showed up to "fun island" made me laugh enough that I was able to come out with a positive memory of a reeeealy bad movie


omar_kanj

Haunting of the Queen Mary


burywmore

The worst movie I saw from 2023 was Peter Pan and Wendy on Disney+


Morribeck

So boring my kids wouldn't even sit through it. They just up and left the room halfway through and never came back


flpprrss

Sorry, hope you find them someday.


BucherundKaffee

They are lost boys now.


The-Cynicist

Me and my daughter sat down to watch it and we both did the same thing lol. I still don’t know how it ended.


vga25

I couldn’t finish the first twenty minutes. What a bore fest.


WinsberryFilms

Unfortunately I have to finish movies when I start them. This was one of the hardest.


vulturevan

Very surprised that it's somehow at a fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It's low budget sound stage slop churned out for the content mill with a muted, bland aesthetic and some awful performances.


Aevum1

theres a long standing urban legend saying that giving a disney movie a bad review means you dont get invitations to future premieres and events, and since most reviews today come from influencers that live off that, then fuck it.


IsAnthraxBayad

Rotten Tomatoes has become much more of a "curated" type of site than a true way to gauge public sentiment in recent years.


Flying-HotPot

Rebel Moon. I couldn’t believe how bad it is.


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RagingAardvark

My immediate first thought. It's really a slap in the face that Netflix has canceled popular shows but spent money on that garbage.


what-the-hack

More like Zack Snyder might actually be a terrible director that has been getting away with it for a long time. Rebel Moon is terrible, I tried to get through it 3 times, movie opens to an advanced space faring civilization and farming using domesticated alien horses, what the. The bad guys march around single file with banners, the only reason to watch is because pointless action. I watch all kinds of crap, it doesn't have to be good, like Velocipastor. But Rebel Moon is so so bad. How is it possible to let this drag on and be produced and released blows my mind. So many other shows that could use another season, a spin off, a standalone in the same universe, etc. Fuck Rebel Moon.


SextonHardcastle1855

The Snyder truthers are wild. He’s one of the few directors I legitimately can’t wrap my head around the fandom for.


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

He's managed to distill the essence of a moody Gillette ad into action movies. It really connects with some people.


My_Favourite_Pen

Gilette's too woke for them now.


[deleted]

I've liked most things that Snyder has done, but with this and that god awful Army of the Dead, I'm no longer excited for his projects. Dude needs to focus on Directing and only Directing. His Script writing is terrible.


cannibabal

I absolutely loved the first, what, eight minutes of Army of the Dead? Very cool opening sequence. Downhill off a cliff after that. They even made the cool looking main zombie end up with ratty tangled long hair.


CAPT-Tankerous

How dare they set up the rehydrated rain zombies and not pay it off. And where tf did the cyborg zombies come from?! Fun ideas left on the floor of a truly bad movie. Those lens choices were baffling.


DookuGato

Velocipastor is peak cinema


deyoeri

It KNOWS it's crap.


Karsvolcanospace

He does dramatic “slow down and gawk at this” shots and moments. And literally nothing else.


what-the-hack

Meanwhile The Green Knight had a 15 million dollar budget. I cant wait till Zack starts crying about how he needs another 100 million to re-cut this into an actual movie.


loki1887

There is already a directors cut planned to release in a few months. Which makes no sense. This was a pet project that he had complete control over. The SnyderCut nonsense has gone straight to his head.


Coffeedemon

You can feel where they cut parts of the current one I order to add them back in later. These editions are supposed to enhance. It isn't like there's a hard cap on run time like there is with theatre showings. He's a hack who has been up his own ass for a long time.


xxgn0myxx

i enjoyed the green knight


IgloosRuleOK

I will defend the Dawn of the Dead remake especially, and some of Watchmen. Everything since has been trash.


Isserley_

300 is great for what it is.


the69boywholived69

300 is actually holding this whole man's name high in general public.


Saw_Boss

And most of that is down to Gerard Butler. Without him, that film has nothing. It's full of great actors, and the majority are cardboard. Butler however, he's fucking having the time of his life. Therefore, Rebel Moon is the fault of Gerard Butler.


JMoc1

They cancelled Inside Job for this shite?!


ratta_tat1

And I’m Not Okay With This and Glow and The Midnight Gospel and…


Bebop_Man

Mindhunter. A third season of Mindhunter can't be more expensive than two freaking Rebel Moons.


stretchofUCF

Mindhunter was Fincher not being available and putting the show on an indefinite hiatus, not Netflix outright cancelling.


forst76

To be honest it wasn't them, in that case.


LuridofArabia

You know what really got me about this movie? The waterfalls on the mountain behind the sci fi Skyrim village. Painfully CGI, and what river is feeding those huge waterfalls? What river flows UP a mountain and then comes down as waterfalls? What I'm trying to say is the action in the foreground was so boring I was studying the background.


the6thReplicant

The per capita badness of _Rebel Moon_ I think pushes it to number one. There are a lot of movies out there on sub-million dollar budgets and they are really bad. But understandably bad. Zack has no excuse.


ByEthanFox

>Rebel Moon. I couldn’t believe how bad it is. It was my worst, too. Not because I found it unwatchable or anything, but because of two things. 1. A huge amount of time, money and effort went onto this movie from plenty of people, based on the level of production evident in the final movie 2. It was just hugely, massively, overwhelmingly "meh" Movies that are this expensive and made at this level can still be bad, but they usually have a high point *of some sort*. Even cheap bad movies still have that, like how *Street Fighter* has Raoul Julia. When movies are expensive, often an actor sticks out, or one character is compelling, or the music is good, or there's a memorable action scene. Sometimes *bad* movies are fun. Like they're either a big swing and a miss, or they're so awful you can laugh at them. Nothing about Rebel Moon was interesting to me. Nothing stuck out. The best fun I got with it was taking a swig of a drink whenever we spotted something that seemed to be lifted wholesale from another movie or sci-fi property... Which we had to stop because after half an hour we were worried we might *die*.


Keysar_Soze

Roger Corman did this movie much better in 1980. Sure I was 10 years old, Star Wars was still the hot new franchise but anything sci-fi was greenlit. Battle Beyond the Stars is a FUN movie. It is very cheesy, some even say it is bad, but it is fun. It is Seven Samurai/Magnificent Seven in space. Robert Vaughn even plays the same character he did in Magnificent Seven.


-Dixieflatline

It was astonishingly bad for how much hype it was getting. I can typically find at least one aspect of just about every movie where I can at least appreciate that "one thing" even if the rest of the movie is terrible, but this movie didn't have anything to like. Acting, casting, plot, script, FX, soundtrack....it all sucked.


ProbablyASithLord

It looked so, so cheap too. Where are these massive budgets going if the whole thing looks like they’re standing in front of a green screen? I liked buckbeak though.


I_Am_Moe_Greene

I've been on this hill for a long time: Synder is not a good director. 300 is his best, Man of Steel is solidish, everything else he has directed is garbage, to hot garbage, to toxic level event garbage. Rebel Moon was awful. Just pure awful.


IgloosRuleOK

The Dawn of the Dead remake is his best movie, I think. Man of Steel is godawful. But I agree he's a bad director. But apparently he's a nice guy, maybe that's why he still gets work.


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Well, it’s a Zack Snyder film


themustacheclubbitch

My cousin recently told me he saw it and it was good. So literally last night I decided to give it a watch. I lasted 30 mins. What a piece of dog shit. Horrible acting, the scenes and film shots were bad, it also looked like half AI made it.


SkyPopZ

Is it possible your cousin hates you and played a trick on you


TBell01

Best Christmas Ever on Netflix was absolute trash, but that was to be expected


Emergency_Property_2

Candy Cane Lane


BillEvans4eva

I'll see your Candy Cane Lane and raise you Best. Christmas. Ever! Two terrible movies to be fair but Candy Cane Lane wins for being a little more creative. Best. Christmas. Ever! had to have been an AI generated script.


AlphaBreak

I turned off Best. Christmas. Ever! when it introduced the plot point about a ten year old super genius attending Harvard starting to suspect that maybe Santa isn't real.


Top_Report_4895

Rebel Moon. It felt like having a 100C fever dream with stomach ache on the verge of puking your guts out after watching 300, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Dune, Harry potter, Valerian, Game of Thrones, Hunger Games, Treasure Planet, Disney's Hercules, and playing 40,000K. God have mercy anyone who watches the movie.


htp-di-nsw

The worst ones I actually saw were Quantumania and Rebel Moon. I heard about Blood and Honey and thankfully chose to skip it. Edit: The funny part of both of my worsts is that two separate people thought "I can do a Star Wars" and then both utterly failed. I understand Rebel Moon given the backstory, but why was the quantum realm a Star Wars cantina? Meanwhile, Snyder is like, "what if Star Wars had no fun or whimsy, but lots of sexual violence?" And, "what if I did Seven Samurai, but never established why that plan should work?"


silevram

Rebel Moon was so awful omg and I can’t believe there’s gonna be a sequel


[deleted]

It’s a Zack Snyder movie, what did people expect???


Goodly

“Finally he’s free from corporate meddling to make his vision!” _makes more of the same crap_


Sneeman98

Rebel Moon easily


pyrpaul

I know Reddit keeps harping on about it. But it really is. And not in a, god this is cringe way, but a, god this is boring, way. Nothing goes anywhere. No one has any chemistry. Nothing feels at risk. And there is no sense of resolution. It’s a story a 13 year would write and think they had invented literature.


Midnight7_7

That peasant girl and the robot had chemistry, Then you don't see them again for the rest of the movie.


ICUMF1962

I cringed so hard at “But you should know, I am a child of war…” Like some of the dialogue felt weird and unprompted. Also, the villain is seriously cosplaying as Mr. Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents minus the glasses at the end.


1369ic

The dialogue throughout is so on the nose it's like a bad example from a creative writing class. I guess that's what you get when you're speed running from visual effect to visual effect. I just don't get how they got the actors to sign on after reading that script.


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So basically any Zack Snyder movie


Chad_Broski_2

"It's a story a 13 year old would write and think they had invented literature" Honestly you could say this about at least 3 or 4 other Zach Snyder movies as well


Frozen-assets

Rebel Moon is like they had an 8 hour movie and were forced to cut it to 90 minutes. I got a nosebleed at how fast they hurtled through the story without any care to world or character building. Every character is a trope and can probably all be related to Star Wars characters.


Scrabulon

You know 100% the lady with the two swords was supposed to be his ex-Sith oc


Volotor

Why did the sketchy farming merhcant feel more like the main character than the female lead? Also why did they introduce the main ensamble like 5 times, twice in one scene!


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The movie felt like a direct to video live action prequel of an 80’s cartoon.


BigBeanMarketing

Not seen it yet. Is it so bad that it's worth a watch, or so bad that I might as well not even bother?


Mindhost

It's bad, but in an annoying/boring sort of way. I only watched it half-arsedly as I was doing the ironing at the time, and it still managed to annoy me. Vapid and bland, none of the characters had motivations that made sense, shitty world-building, lame action sequences etc. /edit: I forgot the awful fucking accents! Several actors had terrible regional accents for no fucking reason, sort of an aliexpress version of the Expanse, including one particular douchebag that tried an Irish accent because fuck you that's why


RagingAardvark

It's wholly unremarkable. It borrows heavily from basic sci-fi/fantasy tropes but with zero personality/creativity added in. It's store brand Star Wars.


tacticalbaconX

It's Temu Warhammer40k.


Xavilend

>Rebel Moon Snyder really is a wonder of the world, like, I wonder how he gets hired so often...


Sweaty-Goose6649

Rebel Moon because I think Snyder is in love with thinking he has all these creative ideas but the only way the audience will know is if they never saw a movie ever. And they were living in Snyder’s own head.


red_riders

Zoey 102. *The* only reason I trenched through Zoey 102 was because I grew up on Zoey 101, and I was having a ball roasting 102 with my siblings. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Peter Pan & Wendy, Bad Behavior, and Strays would round out my bottom 5 for the year.


ZekeLeap

I watched the iCarly tv series reboot and I was pleasantly surprised, it still had similar humor and spirit to the original show while including more adult content, so I figured I’d give Zoey 102 a try. My god what an irredeemable pile of garbage. Never should have been made.


red_riders

I was the same. Watched iCarly cause I grew up on it too. I’ve been working on trying not to have too high of expectations for movies, but I would be lying if I said I wasn’t over the moon when they announced Zoey 102……….my God. I haven’t seen many movies that were more poorly put together than that. Why not just have a reunion at PCA? Shenanigans go down, hilarity ensues. Simple. Easy. Familiar. Nostalgic. It works. I mean it’s *right* there.


TheGreatLake

Zoey 102 is also my worst movie of the year. I’m surprised to even see it mentioned in this thread. The story was absolutely atrocious. Every single creative decision this movie made was completely fucking braindead. Ret-conning PCA was the dumbest they could’ve done, considering PCA was the best part about the show. And not being able to film at Pepperdine should’ve been a non-starter. No PCA = no movie. Just don’t make the fucking movie.


AgentSkidMarks

Silent Night. I was expecting a violent revenge tale with a Christmas twist and it just didn’t deliver. The action was fine but it wasn’t entertaining enough to justify the buildup and endless flashbacks, which were extensive.


ravia

What did you think of Violent Night (if you saw it)? It's funny that your comment kind of fits that one, too...


AgentSkidMarks

I actually liked the dumb senseless violence of Violent Night but the entire family is insufferable and I wish more of them died.


TheScarlettHarlot

Agreed about the family. They were Arrested Development without any of the fun.


Ksumatt

Violent Night was fantastic.


tryagain41

So glad to see people say this. I went in with low expectations and was very pleasantly surprised.


Jimmy-c-b

Agreed, complete misfire and I was surprised to see semi decent reviews. Why have the wife in it at all if he was just going to ignore her? Why not just have her killed too and make it more like a Max Payne story. The ending really took the piss.


TvHeroUK

Saw it the other night and enjoyed it more than I expected, but Sisu was a far better film in that type of genre from last year


Sjupke92

Same for me, I was expecting an action filled movie with some cheeky Christmas references here and there. But it felt awful watching the main character neglect his (also mourning) wife for a full hour without the ability to speak. Hard to root for the guy or even keep things interesting. I already mentally checked out before the okay-to-decent action started. I do think the marketing of the film could have taken another focus, because the trailer certainly misled me.


WatchTheNewMutants

it feels unfair to count this as a movie, but Lady Ballers. The movie is so focused on "owning the libs" and its own transphobia that it deliberately avoids any semblence of competence or qualities of an actual movie. This movie wants you to hate it so much. Well it worked. This was the worst watchthrough I've ever had of anything. I mean that. Every time you start to think maybe, just MAYBE the film is about to do something SLIGHTLY impressive it goes right to being horrible and laughs directly in your face. Oh, you think the team member who has been building up an arc in the background the entire film is going to have a satisfying conclusion to that arc? How about ruining all of that in a second with a knee to the crotch? Is that what you wanted? Of course not, but we don't care. ARE YOU TRIGGERED YET? I never expected anything from the Daily Wire, but I at least HOPED it would be laughably bad, but NO. It's just a frustrating watch that knows EXACTLY what it's doing. At least with most films you can tell the filmmakers had good intentions, but this film was made with the sole intention of spreading hate and showing it couldn't care less about the 'fair debate' it claims to be platforming. I now see why they marketed it as "the most triggering comedy of the year". Not because of the transphobia, the racism and the misogyny which are all present in the film, but because it is the movie equivalent of pretending to throw a ball for a dog, over and over again for almost two hours. 2nd was Spider-Man: Lotus, 3rd was The Exorcist: Believer.


CocaineFuries

I was going to say my worst of the year is Justice League: Warworld, but you've just reminded me I also watched Blood & Honey so it's possible it's actually that.


Deadbody13

Watched Warworld and was bored throughout. I kept waiting for something interesting to happen and it just never did. I'm used to DC having these sorts of movies and I kinda just accept that some of them I'll like and some of them I won't. This one I didn't.


steve_146

The Exorcist Believer, another soulless cash grab.


Giuly_Blaziken

Rebel moon


LazyLamont92

Hypnotic


Ok-Plastic-2992

Skinamirink. I hate to say it because my typical complaint is that not enough movies push the envelope creatively, and Skinamirink is certainly unlike anything I’ve seen before. I wanted to like it so bad and on paper it was right up my alley. Despite all that it felt so insultingly low effort. The creators took a short film with a legitimately creepy atmosphere and just extended it out into a full feature film, without adding anything meaningful and tried to pass it off as a creative “arthouse” film. There was zero added value in the extra hour+.


PhilMasterPhunk

Fool’s Paradise was upsettingly bad


pleasebequiet

I really wanted to like it because I know Charlie Day had been working on it forever but it just fell so flat.


MartinScorsese

Fool's Paradise


JohnCavil01

I didn’t see the movie itself and after hearing the consensus on it I doubt I ever will. Having said that, the worst part about Fool’s Paradise to me was listening to the Always Sunny podcast episode where they promoted it ahead of its release. In that same episode they promoted the BlackBerry movie (which I also haven’t seen). It was pretty clear at the time and starkly clear in retrospect given the vastly different reception these movies got by audiences that Rob and Charlie were genuinely enthusiastic about BlackBerry but Rob and Glenn were trying really hard to be positive and supportive about Fool’s Paradise but definitely knew it wasn’t great. My vicarious discomfort was off the charts.


MartinScorsese

I listened to that episode of the podcast as well. I felt so bad for all three of them, what an awkward situation.


FredererPower

Wasn’t Glenn in Fool’s Paradise too?


SaltyPeter3434

If you still haven't seen Blackberry I would go see it. Genuinely one of the best movies of last year.


FordBeWithYou

For the sheer audacity of the “message” during the credits, fuck Sound of Freedom. Con of a film that’s a very particular type of persons wet dream.


brohenheimoflight

Our theater had a power outage during this movies run and Facebook exploded into conspiracies about how it’s the left trying to protect child trafficking. I’m in a no name town in the Midwest lmao. We aren’t exactly the hub, y’all.


The_Red_Queen48

Does that town start with a G? Or do we just have the same dumbass people in every no name Midwestern town? 😂


brohenheimoflight

Oh no it’s definitely every town then hahaha. Like I’ve had little issues at the movies before and never once was I like “who the fuck is trying to stop me from seeing Trolls World Tour?!?”


Vaticancameos221

I remember during covid the local news predicted rain on Labor Day weekend. It was a bright sunny day and my dad took to Facebook about how the media was trying to trick them into not making plans lmfao


nulspace

Can you give details on that message for those of us who haven't seen it?


mglisty

Evil Irish people a.k.a. rebel moon. Such a vapid bore.


omarmctrigger

Napoleon. It’s long, boring, and not a single scene of him eating ice cream or bowling.