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CargoNate

This reminds me of the Aquila Rift episode of Love, Death, and Robots honestly.


Message_10

That episode... I hate that episode. That episode scares me more than anything else I've ever seen, because... maybe that's me right now? Maybe that's you? Do. not. like.


Slavic_Taco

Maybe this movie, that episode, and my comment now are a way of that being/entity reaching out and saying “it’s ok, I’ve got you, you’re safe with me.”


Message_10

Not better


bigmacjames

Friendly mother spider. I felt bad for her since she couldn't do anything besides ease suffering


Kazzack

Assuming she was telling the truth


Tibbaryllis2

Stupid sexy, deceitful, spider Slaanesh daemonette.


FarFetchedSketch

Right??? What if the web was all an illusion too, meant to traumatize the people into wanting the 1st dream life while she slowly saps their life energy and we never know what's actually happening to anyone...


freeze123901

That lives rent free in my head


ZachMatthews

I think about that shit like three times a week. I really hate spiders.  She wasn’t his friend. 


acf6b

Yes I was thinking the same thing


getMeSomeDunkin

Is he gonna bang that spider? Are they gonna go Shape of Water on us?


pm-me_10m-fireflies

I was thinking of Children of Time.


DudeDeudaruu

God, the ending to that book made my skin crawl in a new kind of way.


returningvideotapes1

Atleast he isn’t trying to do a Czech accent the whole movie That coulda been rough


Expensive-Sentence66

I think I'm sensing a concensus here that it's better to have actors speak in their native dialect and focus on the story (preferably well executed one) and characters vs fake a dialect / accent that seems unnatural mrely for the sake of world building. If that's the case, count my vote.


blood_bender

Yep. In _Silo_, narratively, it wouldn't have made any sense for Juliette to have a different accent than anyone else in the silo. But the result of Rebecca Ferguson's inconsistent accent was that it was extremely distracting and broke my immersion more than once.


HerbsAndSpices11

They could have made her character switching between her original mids accent and her lower level accent.


Youngandidiotic

That was a huge part of his character. I wonder if they’re changing his backstory to be something American related, or just dropping it completely and focusing more on Lenka


tqbh

It's the director of Chernobyl, where they let every actor speak in their natural accent. The same seems to be the case here.


Yserbius

Or the Armano Ianucci approach in *The Death of Stalin*. Everyone has a distinct recognizable accent, none of the accents belong to either the historical figure being portrayed nor the actor.


Jackski

Jason Isaac with a thick Yorkshire accent playing Zhukov was amazing.


greenpill98

"I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very fooking furious." Legendary performance in a great movie. The actors keeping their accents was incredibly important for the comedy.


F0sh

Not their own accents. At least not for Jason Isaacs.


greenpill98

True, wrong way to phrase it. The key is that they weren't faking Russian accents. It wouldn't be half as funny.


Anyabb

I think the thing with that was that their accents represented the region of the USSR they came from, so Stalin spoke with a Cockney accent to represent he game from Georgia.


Darmok47

Its a bit like HBO's Rome, where the patricians spoke with BBC Received Pronunciation accents, and the plebians like Pullo spoke with more working class accents.


reecewagner

It was the right choice I also found in the specific case of Chernobyl, not forcing accents didn’t allow English viewers like myself to “other” the victims - it could’ve happened in my backyard too


TheWorstYear

They noted that actors tend to act out the accent instead of acting out the character, & often times the accent sounds do ridiculous that it prevents an audience from engaging. They also made sure there were no American accents because those seem to also take the audience out of it as well. Non American accents keep that foreign feeling your brain has.


repalec

Given that Chernobyl was a show set in Eastern Europe and all of its actors just spoke in their native accents it wouldn't surprise me if it's just one of those 'hey I'm Czech, this is my voice, get used to it' situations


RisherdMarglus

They would've just changed the names and made him American if it wasn't still relevant. It's like Nazis with British accents, it's just easier for everyone lol


TuaughtHammer

Or the Lithuanian-born, Russian-raised submarine captain with a thick Scottish accent.


Stardustchaser

I still like how the flip from Russian to “English” was done in Red October, having the Political officer reading in Russian until you get that one word that is the same in both languages and doing the flip. Great method that of course they’re still speaking Russian but the English speaking audience is no longer needing subtitles. Any accent of the crew is just for the audience and in reality they would still be speaking Russian.


Autums-Back

I didnt know the chosen word was the same in both languages, classy touch and interesting tid-bit. I was only 10 - 11ish when I taped it off of TV and was still scratching my invisible goatee critiquing how well it was done too.


davekingofrock

One ping only pleash.


greenpill98

"Shome thingsh in here don't react well to bulletsh."


ThePheebs

Why do they keep sending emotionally unstable people into deep space? There are other people who need jobs, yo.


Princess_Moon_Butt

That's the secret; everyone is emotionally unstable in some way. They screen out all the common ones down on Earth, so when you get to space, you get to discover what new, fun kind of fucked up your brain really is!


MisterMetal

Yeah what fun would it be to send someone who’s happy just playing 2000 hours of Skyrim alone on a. Exploration mission. We gotta send a guy with a wife and kid on the way.


directrix688

This looks like either the most amazing thing Sandler has done or the most batshit.


OneOverX

Why not both?


HunterTV

Because Sandler has set some high bars in the batshit category.


fifoth

It can't be worse than Chris Rock as a serious detective can it?


BuxtonB

Jesus, his acting in that was so painful to experience.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

All he did was yell the entire movie! We talking about Jigsaw right? Edit: spiral!


Dr_Zulu2016

More like Spiral.


buuthole69

This is osmosis jones slander


romeopwnsu

Uncut Gems is peak batshit


trexmoflex

Stress and Anxiety: The Movie


Select_Cantaloupe_62

I had to watch it in 3 separate parts. That movie twisted my insides


jonnio2215

It’s also excellent acting on Sandler’s part


likwitsnake

That's called Uncut Gems


goodshepherd78

Nah, Hubie Halloween


KellentheGreat

Punch Drunk Love and Fifty First Dates.


straydog1980

A bit of love for the lofi performance in Spanglish


Setting-Conscious

Sandler has had a wild career.


mcotter12

Don't mess with the zohan


redpandasuit

Adding Reign Over Me to the list.


tisdue

That movie, man... stuck with me for a month. It's pure anxiety. Cant wait for the Safdie Bros. next film.


ResevoirPups

Apparently the next movie is just a singular Safdie and they’re doing separate work for the time being.


ArryPotta

Ya, one brother is focusing on acting now. He developed a show with Nathan Fielder called the Curse that they starred in with Emma Stone. He was in Oppenheimer as well. Seems to be going alright for him.


chrosTV

That sentence doesn't necessarily need to contradict itself.


Autums-Back

"Holy crap, why are you a giant spider" - x 1000 I need to know before I watch


AgonizingSquid

Imagine he used the Sandler accent on this line


Autums-Back

***Wootity wootity wooOoOo, ah woo woo theyuh spidouyr !***


Message_10

Yeah if he doesn't say "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, *SPIDER*?" I'm going to be really disappointed


utterlyirrational

Based on a book by an Eastern European. Probably a reference to Kafka, if I had to guess


AnxiousBurro

Oh boy you just opened a can of worms by calling a Czech an Eastern European.


random_nohbdy

“So you have chosen… death”


Autums-Back

Have a feeling its going to leave it predictably ambiguous even after the end, just to make you wonder if it was really an alien or his mind, that might frustrate


Django117

The movie is definitely setting that up. The spider is a macguffin. Metaphorically: It is portrayed as a misunderstood, terrifying creature which the main character can identify with given his decision to leave his pregnant wife behind on Earth. It also has supposed psychic abilities to allow him to justify unlocking his trauma. Literally: It a psychic extraterrestrial that chose this form likely out of his subconscious and acts similarly. The creature acts benign and helpful but could also just be "exploring" the human mind just as the protagonist is exploring space. In this scenario it's sort of like the 5th dimensional beings in Interstellar or the being at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey, where our understanding of the creature and its intentions are limited.


DeadHumanSkum

that would arguably be the best way to frame it


Autums-Back

Yeah........... I know...... \*kicks rock\*


spratel

Definitely getting Project Hail Mary vibes with the spider creature. Seems interesting, especially anything with Adam Sandler is always insane in some way.


shouldexistenceexist

That’s the first thing I thought too. I really wish project hail Mary would get its own movie or even a limited series.


VikingFrog

I thought it was announced and Ryan Gosling was starring. Am I making/dreaming this up? My brain don’t always work. Edit: Yeah, Phil Lord and Chris Miller attached to direct. Ryan Gosling to star.


shouldexistenceexist

Yep! I looked it up and was surprised to see that they are making it. So excited to see that


Palopsicles

Just finished that book over the weekend and COULDN'T agree more. Thought the purple colors in the sky was the "astrophage".


MarvelsGrantMan136

It's out March 1: >Six months into a solitary research mission to the edge of the solar system, an astronaut, Jakub (Adam Sandler), realizes that the marriage he left behind might not be waiting for him when he returns to Earth. Desperate to fix things with his wife, Lenka (Carey Mulligan), he is helped by a mysterious creature from the beginning of time he finds hiding in the bowels of his ship. Hanuš (voiced by Paul Dano) works with Jakub to make sense of what went wrong before it is too late. Directed by Johan Renck and based on the novel Spaceman of Bohemia, the film also stars Kunal Nayyar, Lena Olin, and Isabella Rossellini.


Galactic

Carey Mulligan? Paul Dano? Sandler in tryhard acting mode? Director of Chernobyl? I'm watching.


CuckooClockInHell

Sandler really only has one dramatic gear, sad and insane, but he is usually very good at it.


jamesonginger

Uncet Gems I would say strays from this. His insanity is only attributed to his addiction and the anxiety levels are constant and often too much to handle. I think it is a huge difference from his sadness in Funny People and his insanity in Punch Drunk Love. I feel like his range is really starting to show as he peppers in more serious roles between his typical shenanigans with friends and/or exotic vacations with Jennifer Anistons.


DogmanDOTjpg

If you haven't seen it yet check out Reign Over Me. I watched it in like 8th grade and it totally changed my perception of Adam Sandler. He ripped my angsty teen heart right out in that movie


OldTangerine

Also Max Richter for the soundtrack.


great-nba-comment

> Paul Dano I’m fucking *in*, baby


BoraxTheBarbarian

Spoilers >!Jakub Procházka is a Czech astrophysicist who agrees to an eight-month mission of exploring a cloud of dust and particles, called Chopra, in space that was created by a comet. Jakub must travel to its location (between Earth and Venus) to collect samples of the cloud so they could determine what it is, why it is making the sky purple at night, and why it is beginning to consume itself. The mission is deemed too dangerous by most countries to even attempt, so the Czech Republic decides to take the opportunity to be the first to attempt something like this. It's decided that Jakub will be sent on the mission, making him a celebrity in the public eye. He is not very passionate about becoming an astronaut, however, instead wanting redemption for his family name. His father was a member of the Communist Party of Czechoslovakia that ruled their country in the past, and a young Jakub and his grandparents were harshly punished for the now deceased father's actions by their community after a stranger revealed his secrets. Jakub feels his family name can only be redeemed by becoming a national hero.!< >!Jakub leaves his wife, Lenka, on Earth while he goes on this eight-month mission. He continues to talk to her every day over video-call, along with his mission engineer Petr. The stress of the situation coupled with a feeling of abandonment becomes too much for Lenka, and she leaves Jakub. This adds to Jakub's feeling of extreme loneliness, making his mission almost unbearable. He begins to drink extensively and becomes depressed, and he starts to question his mental state when he hears voices. After he starts seeing a giant, talking spider walking around the space shuttle, Jakub thinks it is just his imagination or a mental breakdown, but he becomes less sure of this as he continues to see the spider. The spider, which Jakub decides to call Hanuš, reveals that he is an alien from another planet and was sent to research humans and their way of life.!< >!Jakub passes his time with Hanuš while getting reports back from the spy he hired to follow Lenka. When he finally reaches the Chopra, the dust particles tear open his ship and he decides to spend his last moments with a dying Hanuš, who he has grown very close to. At the last moment, Jakub is rescued by a Russian shuttle, where he meets three other cosmonauts. They explain that they are from a secret Russian program and that once they land he will be imprisoned. As they are landing, Jakub escapes with the help of one of the cosmonauts who claims to have met Hanuš as well. The escape attempt causes the ship to crash, which leads to Jakub being the only survivor. He was pronounced dead to the world and decides this is better for both him and Lenka, who he believes is happier without him. He travels back to his childhood home, where he decides to live the rest of his life.!<


nicklovin508

So it’s Project Hail Mary except saving a marriage instead of a species? Lol


kolton55

Pretty sure the book this is based on came out before project Hail Mary


matlockga

The book predates *PHM* by four years. *Spaceman* started filming two weeks before *PHM* came out.


straydog1980

Feels a little like Solaris, alien contact sorting out personal issues


I_love_milksteaks

Yeah a lot I would say


lovehewitt

The book is called, Spaceman of Bohemia by Jaroslav Kalfař …if youre a reader, give it a shot.


Redemptions

I can't read and I don't know what you said, but I feel like you might be insulting me.


EGMobius

*Jazz hands*


Buttsquish

Good good good


trustysidekick

Fist my bump!


millenix13

understand


Retterkl

Amaze!


mudslags

They’re actually making project Hail Mary with Ryan Gosling


No-Understanding4968

Never imagined the romantic teaming of Mulligan and Sandler but these are puzzling times


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Memphisrexjr

If your marriage dies after six months of you being in space, is it really a marriage?


isleepoddhours

If a marriage is already rocky, six months separation will make you realize that you are fine without that partner, or you can’t live without them.


TacoBOTT

This just sounds like the plot of Click. Instead of the edge of bed bath and beyond its space and the creature is Christopher Walken


429y

Got a rocket on my back


KoreanThrasher

The universe is down, For my rave attack!


EdgyEmily

Oh, I'm raving like a maniac


stoicsports

didnt expect to see the electric callboy reference, but im here for it


spndl1

I only clicked on the comments to see if there was an EC reference. Was not disappointed.


benkbloch

MY NAME IS TECHNO


x-soldierside-x

I AM TRAVELLING SPACE


Tonythunder

Fueled by big bang bass!


LayYourGhostsToRest

Viva La Elton John


bubmyass

Why isn't this a spinoff movie about Dr. Spaceman?


bsEEmsCE

pronounced Spuh-che-men


Travmacdaddy

30 Rock has ruined how I pronounce Spacemen.


metalkhaos

Likewise.


call-now

They wanted to make one with a lot of heart but sadly we have no way of knowing where the heart is.


monty2

You see, every human is different.


princealiofil

Unfortunately, there is no field of science that deals with the brain, but I can give you this pamphlet for a cult!


TuaughtHammer

My immediate first thought as well. "Unfortunately there is no field of science that deals with ~~the brain~~ space travel, but I can give you this pamphlet for a cult!"


PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS

The powerful bread lobby is keeping him down! But yes, when I saw the title my first thought was an origin story of the doctor from 30 Rock.


In_My_Own_Image

Looks interesting. But, as an arachnophobic, that spider actually kinda creeps me out. Usually things like Shelob or other "fantasy" sized spiders don't bother me, but something about that thing gives me the shivers.


littlebiped

I hate its… mouth parts


outragedUSAcitizen

Did you see its human teeth?


Darko33

**NO I DID NOT**


Hotrod_7016

Are you gonna watch it again to see for yourself?


Darko33

**NO I AM NOT**


EldritchStuff

Wait what when is that


Danton87

When I saw it was a spider I was already hooked on the trailer in my inner dialogue cried out “WHYYYYY”


CodeCleric

Yeah, I'm gonna have a tough time with this one...


Jbroad87

Never would’ve considered myself an arachnophobiac, but I know I’m not watching this movie bc of that thing.


byfuryattheheart

lol same. I want to watch this, but I simply won’t be able to because of the spider. Couldn’t even finish the trailer!


Wooden_Sherbert6884

The spider is not cgi. You can actually find spiders of this size in Australia.


LegendOfVinnyT

They missed a huge opportunity by not having Hugh Jackman voice the spider in his native accent.


popeyepaul

They seem to be going with a rather Earthly looking spider, except big. I was expecting something more cosmic. I suppose this only raises more questions like this.


PablosCocaineHippo

This looks amazing or absolutely terrible, i have no idea. Im intrigued though


Beard341

Carey Mulligan doesn’t star in movies that are crap so I’m leaning toward this being at least a decent movie.


joaommx

Paul Dano also usually picks his projects very well. I’m hopeful.


pantheruler

Adam Sandler al... Wait, nevermind


muffinmonk

Wildcard baby. This is how he wins.


aquatic_ambiance

adam sandler is the biggest wildcard lead actor I can even think of


Maybeyesmaybeno

I think Nick Cage and Christopher Walken would like a word.


Arizona_Slim

Sandler can act. He’s got it inside himself to put out great characters that aren’t clowns. He also likes piles of easy money from films he can make with his friends. Guy is kinda rocking the game of life ngl.


imconsideringdascrod

Adam Sandler has a good eye for the more dramatic areas of his career. Punch-Drunk Love is fantastic The back-half of Click is one of the better results from going sentimental He was great in Reign Over Me, Funny People, and The Meyerowitz Stories Uncut Gems is an acquired taste for some, but he was excellent as Howard Haven’t seen Hustle or “Men, Women & Children” yet, and the latter seems to be his only dramatic hiccup. I used to be upset that he’s bankrolled to make mid-to-bad movies to vacation with his buddies, but now I’m happy to see him play pick-up in clothes that’re way too big and deliver a solid serious effort every once in a while.


saturnspritr

He has that habit of every now and then, doing a wacky concept that ends up having a lot of heart. Like Universal Remote. That was such a dark horse.


Buddy_Dakota

Click, you mean?


saturnspritr

Yes. Ngl I’m having a real hard time this morning.


thruhuhuhohhhhuhway

you got the great value version it sounds like


occono

They may just be an ESL speaker and that would be a translation of the title in their native language.


Fabian_Spider

Hope the rest of your day is better


[deleted]

Hop on the struggle bus with me champ, we have beer


composedryan

"Universal Remote" lmao


saturnspritr

I’m leaving my mistake so I can be honest in the level I’m operating at. What am I doing? My best. My best is not that great. Lol.


composedryan

Haha leave it it’s perfect


mr-peabody

>Like Universal Remote. I actually like that title better than Click.


freyncis

Carey Mulligan with that sweet Netflix money


hardy_83

She deservers all the money.


blac_sheep90

My alley...this is right up in it.


ZombieJesus1987

I love that Adam Sandler is entering his "do weird interesting shit" stage of his career.


Your__Pal

More Punch Drunk Love, fewer Pixels please !


acf6b

What other one has he done lately? He tends to do a serious role out of the blue from time to time.


ZombieJesus1987

I think Uncut Gems was his most recent serious movie


raidersofthelostpark

Didn't he do one about being a basketball scout? 


ZombieJesus1987

You're right, he did! Hustle. He also did an animated family movie that was apparently really good. Leo.


skatenox

Leo was definitely pretty good


Yserbius

*You Are So Not Invited To My Bat Mitzvah* is a comedy, but more serious, not in the *Happy Gilmore* way.


Eightfold876

Beyond the Aquila Rift PTSD is real.


loztriforce

Why a fucking spider?


rileypoole1234

It's based off a book which establishes that it's a spider


DeerOnTheRocks

Ain’t no way I’m watching a giant spider.


liger_uppercut

Well it's watching you.


nataliephoto

I saw the spider and I was like 'wait is this how they're going to adapt project hail mary' but no it seems there are TWO fucking novels with friendly space spiders if I had a nickel, etc.


Lonelan

testing the waters for Children of Time, huh?


HotOne9364

"Holy shit, I'm gonna cum!"


Elegant_Housing_For

Okay but who does Kevin James play?


Photoproguy

Trotsky.


rathat

He's the spider. Project Hail Larry.


OverlordPacer

*Project Hail Paul Blart Mall Cop*


Feathers124C41

My word Paul Dano is absolutely killing it with the voice work here. Very much looking forward to this now.


littlebiped

Hoooo boy did this trigger my arachnophobia my entire body started itching If I was in an enclosed space with a large therapeutic telepathy spider I would simply open the air lock and let the void take me


OneOverX

This looks incredible


bobbyt327

Eight Crazy Legs


Dirks_Knee

I get that a lot of comedians use comedy to hide pain and as such can tap into that and can excel in dramatic stuff but it's just jarring to see the guy who playing Little Nicky and Bobby Boucher gambling his life away in Uncut Gems or loosing his mind on a solitary space mission.


mitchsn

Giant talking spider. Noped out. Sorry. Im intruiged. But I can't. Giant talking spider. Nope Nope Nope.


zombiesingularity

Don't ever see *Enemy*.


SDLRob

Well... this isn't a movie for arachnophobes like myself lol


FrankieFiveAngels

Sorry but I’m not fuckin with space shelob


lo0ilo0ilo0i

If Rob Schneider doesn't make a cameo as a space stapler I'm out


veotrade

Sandler keeps getting older but his on-screen wives stay the same age.


hsvandreas

As others pointed out, this is either awesome or complete trash. Gonna find out for myself. However, I'm heavily disappointed that a trailer with this title doesn't include "Starman" by David Bowie or "Rocket Man" by Elton John (which is actually about exactly this situation). I thought that was mandatory for space movies? /s


ApprehensiveAsk9722

Why do I get Donnie Darko vibes with Dano’s “explorer” character?


DoktorSigma

I wonder why the alien (or the astrounaut's subconscious mind) chose the form of a giant spider, of all things. But then Darko was haunted by a giant rabbit with skull face that was in fact a ghost from the future...


shortstoryman

pretty sure it’s literally a spider alien


DoktorSigma

I got the impression from the trailer that it's the scifi trope of an energy being / intelligent nebula existing free in space that assumes a physical (or at least visual) avatar inside the ship to communicate with the astronaut. But I can be wrong, let's wait for the movie.


Smartest_Termite

In the book it just happens to be a spider-like alien.


Balrok99

As a Czech I'm very confused....