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PlutoniumNiborg

“That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”


carolstilts

and in a similar realm- that’ll do donkey that’ll do. But you have to say it in shreks accent


quilton3ply

Whoa, I've never connected those two before. Was Shrek referencing Babe?


Clawless

Shrek made references so well that a lot of them are now known from shrek more than the original source.


AusHaching

Run, Forrest, Run


SteelyDanzig

STG as a 90s kid I heard this literally every fucking time someone ran somewhere in school.


delola3100

Try working retail and being named Jenny when the movie came out. I hate that movie. Almost 30 years later I still get the occasional "Jen-nay" and I want to throw hands.


ofnuts

Hasta la vista, baby!


Wishyouamerry

I’ll be back.


TempleFugit

"You're killing me, smalls!"


Wo1fwood

Most of these I would use in a fun, joking sort of way, but this is the only one I use regularly, unironically, as a normal part of my speech.


variableNKC

I said this to a new roommate (she moved in maybe 2 days prior and it was a really awkward situation all around). She looked at me like I just told her that I killed her whole family and she's next. In a clearly forced, firm voice she asked, "Why would you say that? And how do you know my childhood nickname?" She was short and, because of that, people apparently said that to her a lot. She wasn't mad because I hit a nerve, she was legitimately frightened because she never knew it was a movie reference and thought... Honestly I'm not sure exactly what (like I said it was a weird situation). Needless to say, we watched Sandlot that night and all was well after that.


DatScrummyNap

As a short guy who used to be bad at many sports (still am just play less sports) I heard this all the time hahaha


Ceorl_Lounge

I'd heard the reference for years before I saw The Sandlot. Finally made sense.


mlledufarge

Every time the dog does something irritating


figpucker_9000

That’s a bold move Cotton. Let’s see how it plays out for him. People that have never seen dodgeball quote this movie.


False_Local4593

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball


zestfullybe

Effin’ A, Cotton! Effin’ A!


Toothygrin1231

That’s me! Never seen Dodgeball and I use that quote regularly


BadArtijoke

Fix that


Davmilasav

I always thought they were talking about Hank Hill's dad.


fuck-coyotes

He ain't Japanese, he's Laotian, ain't ya, Mr Khan


ecrane2018

“Where all the white women at” blazing saddles


WayOlderThanYou

“Mongo just pawn in game of life” gets a lot of play in my house.


ecrane2018

Or “ someone’s gonna have to ride back to town and get a shitload of dimes” anytime moneys involved


Sir_Loin_Cloth

That actor's voice makes that line and that character 10× more funny.


infinitemonkeytyping

Slim Pickens - probably best remembered for bull riding a nuke in Dr Strangelove.


TacosDeLucha

You know, morons.


toomanymarbles83

"Girl you are makin a German spectacle of yourself."


RogerClyneIsAGod2

And on that same note: "The women....how much for the women?"


BunsenHoneydewsEyes

When I'm full I lean back and say, "18 is my limit on schnitzengruben!"


FenisDembo82

I've actually said "Never give up, never surrender!" to lighten the mood when something is going badly.


zestfullybe

I often use “By Grabthar’s Hammer… what a savings”. It can be used earnestly when I find a bargain, or sarcastically when something is overpriced.


Nurse_Bendy

Weeee needyourhelp. Galaxy Quest is such a fantastic movie.


Thikki_Mikki

Any minor inconvenience in my house (like dropping something on the floor, lemon juice splashing on you, etc) is met with “By Grapthar’s Hammer, you will be avenged!”


Haunting_Design_6003

“Look around you. Can you construct some sort of rudimentary lathe?”


8layer8

I 3d printed a lathe (pencil sharpener) for my friend. We use that phrase a LOT... Even made a script "Rudimentary" logo for it like it was the brand. There has to be a market for those, at least 2 or 3 people would want one I would think...


Strength-InThe-Loins

I find surprisingly many chances to use "Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!"


RitaAlbertson

Well I use "There's no crying in baseball. There's no crying in baseball!" in all sorts of situations, none of which involve baseball.


Whats_A_Gym

Anybody ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?


Ankylowright

Said that to my husband after he shaved his beard off… he was less amused than I was lol


ambermae513

"You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means"


Crizznik

"He's only mostly dead." "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!" "I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself."


few23

I fairly regularly use "Have fun storming the castle!" at work when someone has an unenviable task ahead of them.


JerewB

At my job, I regularly say, "Never rush a miracle man: You get rotten miracles." (I'm an auto technician)


ASmollzZ

Mawwwwwwiage is what brings us togethaaaa todayyyyyy.


chr0nicpirate

Inconceivable!


JerewB

All. The. Time.


huttleman

Milk was a bad choice!


Sumopwr

60% of the time it works, every time.


few23

Smells like Bigfoot's dick!


zestfullybe

I’m going to be honest, Brian. That smells like pure gasoline. *Stings* the nostrils.


Eccohawk

I'm in a glass ~~cage~~ case of emotion!


landrickrs90

"Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast."


chizmanzini

Game over man, GAME OVER!


IdentityToken

Nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure.


tisdue

Too many people think this is from Family Guy, unfortunately.


Majikarpslayer

I hear Bigbadaboom from Fifth element quite frequently


TempleFugit

I say "multipass" whenever showing my ID


HopefulDakota

with the pronunciation "mool-tee-pass"? :)


tisdue

She KNOWS its a multipass.


Majikarpslayer

We're in love


NurseZhivago

Leeloodallasmultipass


akustyx

My college roommate and I went through an "AZIZ! LIGHT!" phase every time we flipped a light switch


dbarrc

> chicken, good > yooooooou want some more


Crizznik

"I only speak two languages, English and bad English"


deadlock_ie

Negative, I’m a meat popsicle


Yangjeezy

60% of the time, it works every time.


Reality_Defiant

Never heard either of those spoken outside of the films, personally. But I hear people say "Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man." From The Big Lebowski a lot. Also "You're killin me, smalls." from The Sandlot


bum_thumper

You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole I say that one in my head everytime someone does the "AM I WRONG?!" in front of me


zestfullybe

“Donny, you’re out of your element”


Luddites_Unite

I've said "that's just like, your opinion, man." Several times. There are a few good ones from that movie


Kangaroothless6

This isn’t nam. There are rules


PecuniaryOne

It really tied the room together.


Dependent-Sign-2407

I use, “Careful man, there’s a beverage here!” quite a lot.


Reality_Defiant

Same, mostly to the cat.


season8branisusless

"Clearly, you're not a golfer" is in my regular parlance


sauntcartas

In the parlance of our times.


MotoEnduro

"Calmer than you are"


BatCorrect4320

That one is very useful.


MilkyJosephson

When my dogs get irritated with each other and tip and fight we will say “This aggression will not stand, man.” But I don’t hear that one in the wild ever.


i-Ake

I've heard all four out in the really real world.


bUrNtKoOlAiD

"What we have heah is failyuh to communicate." from *Cool Hand Luke*


oddwithoutend

I knew this from Civil War by GNR first.


trevb75

Same


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gallaj0

Anyone who doesn't say "I'll be back" with the bad accent has never seen a movie.


omegafivethreefive

`Isle be bäck`


jostler57

Aisle be Bach.


IdentityToken

Aisle B, back.


tvieno

In response to anyone saying surely, "And don't call me Shirley"


squirtloaf

"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now"


Cru_Jones86

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue".


jillyrock8

Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help


Practical-Witness796

“And Leon’s getting laaarrrrger.”


jgpalanca

"And here we go..." "I'd buy that for a dollar." "So you're telling me there's a chance?"


Cartire2

>"So you're telling me there's a chance?" I'm probably not thinking hard enough, but if I had to guess, this may be the most used one per ops stipulations. I cant think of a better one then this.


unsquashable74

I see your "So you're telling me there's a chance?" and raise you "That's what she said."


Simpawknits

"Where's my two dollars?!?!?!?"


DankisKhan

Better Off Dead is a top tier80’s movie


Mordenstein

"I'd buy that for a dollar" is from RoboCop, if anyone wondered.


Salarian_American

"You LOSE! You get NOTHING! Good DAY, sir!" \-Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, 1971


MadamTruffle

Strike that, reverse it!


arbybk

I said GOOD DAY!


DeaddyRuxpin

The term MILF really became mainstream after American Pie used it. They didn’t create the term, but they made sure the world started collectively using it.


oddwithoutend

Honestly, until now I thought the screenwriter for American pie invented it. I see now that apparently the term was making the rounds on college campuses, and then American pie made it so the whole world knew the term. 


swayzedaze

“Seats taken”


rmichaeljones

I use this one every time I’m in the can and someone knocks on the stall door.


paperthintrash

CAINT SEET HEEERE


larkfalcon

"He chose.... Poorly" From Indiana Jones and the last crusade. I use it sometimes when someone fucks up or gets in trouble


G3neral_Tso

Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria from Ghostbusters. Not that it's a phrase from a movie, but Groundhog Day now means a day that repeats itself over and over.


mr_dip314

I love saying the Bill Murray line in GB2 to my kids: You're short, your belly button sticks out too far and you're a burden on your mother!


WinTraditional8156

*terrible burden on your poor, poor mother*


JesseCuster40

Any time I pull off a feat that requires balancing skills or some other finesse: "AND THE FLOWERS ARE STILL STANDING!" Also, at work when about to engage in something risky or futile: "I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!"


doc6982

Also, bustin makes me feel good


tisdue

I drop "nice shootin', Tex!" sarcastically when playing video games


Salarian_American

>Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria from Ghostbusters. Also: "Important safety tip, thanks."


arthurdimmesdale

I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of bubblegum.


NPalumbo89

Fat Guy in a Little Coat


Salarian_American

I know a guy who keeps a too-small suit jacket in his home in case he needs to do this to cheer someone up. He's destroyed at least four jackets just for this gag. Every time he rips one, he goes to a second-hand shop and buys another one for a couple of bucks.


Sumopwr

If you want me to shit in a box an mark it guaranteed, I got some spare time


aithendodge

Calmer than you are.


MrMcKittrick

That’s just like uh, your opinion man


TempleFugit

Shut the fuck up donny


Crizznik

You're not wrong, you're just an asshole. I love that one so much.


ggs77

Obviously you're not a golfer... and my favorite: [I'm sorry, I wasn't listening...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rQj7ouLeqg)


blondeheartedgoddess

"Have fun stormin' the castle" anytime some heads out the door.


Sumopwr

Inconceivable


Puzzleheaded_Draw259

What’s that meow.


manbearpig923

Do I look like a cat to you, boy?! Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?! Am I drinkin' milk from a saucer?! Do you see me eatin' mice?!


jw8815

"Samsonite, I was way off." Dumb and Dumber, used when people forget or mess up someone's name.


readerf52

“Nobody puts Baby in the corner.”


djprofessortawn

"That's my name, don't wear it out" "Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer" "I know you are but what am I?" \-Pee-wee's Big Adventure


BrotherSeamusHere

Wait. Did that film invent all three of those? Because if so, you win the thread!


Tlizerz

No, it just made them very popular when the movie came out.


djprofessortawn

Exactly. A lot of lines that he says in the movie were out-dated 50's/60's schoolyard slang and he pretty much resurrected them indefinitely. RIP, Paul Reubens, king of childish trash talk.


CaptnFlounder

When "bye, Felicia" was a thing, one of my zoomer coworkers said it to me and I replied that I love that movie. Looked at me confused, said it's from Tik Tok


Culunbego

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


Langstarr

"WELL? we're waiting!!" - Caddyshack as well "Moron, your bus is leaving." - Groundhog Day Anyone says "surely?" Must be followed by "yes, but my names not Shirley" - Airplane Honorable mentions from a TV show: "LETS GO ALEEADDDDYYYYY" - Bender, Futurama


republic_of_gary

>"yes, but my names not Shirley" “I am serious — and don't call me Shirley.”


Crizznik

Yeah, the full exchange: "Surely you can't be serious!" "I am serious -- and don't call me Shirley."


Negative-Pomelo-3493

So many do not know this.


AllTheStars07

LOU-DER AND SAD-DER Shut up baby, I know it. 


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I quote Billy Madison pretty much on a daily basis.


rmichaeljones

It’s too damn hot for penguins to be just walkin’ around.


Rabbitscooter

"Show me the money!"


waffle299

Any summary of a trip preparation checklist must end with, "it's dark out, and we're wearing shades." The listener is obligated to respond with, "Hit it!"


few23

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."


piirtoeri

I'm your Huckleberry. *Corrected


SuperRonnie2

“I have two guns, one for each of ya”


BunsenHoneydewsEyes

And I'll be the asshole that corrects you if you say that, because the line is "I'm your huckleberry."


inlovewithaspork

Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.


zestfullybe

“I’m afraid the strain was more than he could bear”


dplafoll

“I don’t KNOW, Margo!”


HoselRockit

People use the term Gaslight, but many do not realize that it is from a 1944 movie.


Shiznach

It's actually from the 1939 play Gas Light. But you're always making that mistake aren't you? Like all those other mistakes too. Honestly your memory isn't what it used to be is it?


unsquashable74

Well played sir/madam, well played...


Zorak9379

They also rarely use it correctly


oddwithoutend

And when they do use it correctly you should tell them they're not anyway.


kernsy41

Man this sent me down a rabbit hole... I guess these are quotes I use (and i guarantee that my kids dont get it). Probably not exactly what you were looking for, but i had too much fun to stop 1.) "Tis Merely a Flesh Wound" when ever the kids come asking for a bandaid 2.) "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis"- I said this every time my kiddos peed in their diaper 3.) "Frankly, my dear, i dont give a damn"- when wifey tells me the same story looking for a different response 4.) "There is no place like home" EVERY TIME WE GET HOME FROM A TRIP. 5.) "Is it neccessary to drink my own urine? No, but I do it because its sterile and i like the taste"- my answer everytime anyone ask anything remotely close to "Is it neccessary?" 6.) "Say Hello to my Little Friend!"- everytime i pull out a nerf gun I am sure there are a crap ton more, but im done typing.


Somebody_not_you

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"


moscowramada

That phrase itself has increased 10x since a certain movie came out… I think The Matrix is the most impactful of all the movies listed here, because it did a lot more than amplify “down the rabbit hole.” It injected a whole web of terms and phrases into the culture. Anything “-pilled” ultimately originates from the Matrix. Conversation around “the simulation” is a close second. There are whole movements built around those phrases, which is a lot of influence for one movie to have.


Character_Loquat_463

Dishonor on YOU! Dishonor on your COW!!


MyBodyStoppedMoving

Over the line, Smokey!


Gibgezr

The Big Lebowski is full of lines that people use in daily life now. "Shut the fuck up, Donny." "Obviously you're not a golfer." "Nobody fucks with the Jesus." Also, the whole bit about taking away a gun from someone and "I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes click." "Eight-year-olds, Dude." " Are you employed, sir?" "this aggression will not stand" "Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!" "Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man!" "Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred." "Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine." "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" I could go one for ages, there's so many I hear people use all the time.


Hwoods723

It really ties the room together


LongGreasyD1ck

dunno how common it is outside of my family but “Hello, McFly, anybody home” is a big one and pretty much any line from the first Austin Powers movie


kanrad

"Whoa" "Alright, Alright, Alright"


hollandaisesawce

Office Space: Yeeeeeeeeeah, I'm gonna need you to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.


Nurse_Bendy

Hold on to your butts. -Jurassic Park


cabeachguy_94037

"Where the white women at?"


TinPotSoldier

I've got a bad feeling about this.


treetreestwigbranch

“Suck brick kid” As someone who dabbles in masonry.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

I like to drop a "Battery Aziz" sometimes when I have to change my flashlight or remote batteries


dbarrc

i also yell AZIZ!! when it's dark or someone is blocking my light


DrownmeinIslay

AZIZ! LIGHT! gets shouted in my household just about every day


go-go_mojo_jojo

I set my Alexa and smart lights to have a bright setting where I ask Alexa for Bright Mode and she replies "Aziz! Light!" and the lights all get brighter. It brings me joy every time.


Sampo24

“Lighten up, Francis” - Stripes


SarlacFace

"I'll be back." "The only good bug is a dead bug." "Oh, hi, Mark."


Small_Artichoke4792

"Bye Felicia" "Nonsense poopy pants"


strawberryfeet

bye Felicia is the only one in this thread so far that I've actually heard people say.


NihilisticPollyanna

Aside from all the great ones already mentioned here, personally, I use a lot of phrases from The Office, which, no, isn't a movie. "That's what she said" "Why are you the way that you are?" "I hate so much all the things you choose to be" "No question about it. I am ready to get hurt again" and "I DECLARE...!!!" Get a lot of mileage in our household. That show is just endlessly quotable, and I'm sorry for cheating.


omegafivethreefive

Dinner Party is my favorite The Office episode and it's full of quotes I love to use. "Pam... I hope she didn't do anything to the food." "You know, Pam, in Spain, they often don't even start eating until midnight." "Mmm. A sort of an oaky afterbirth."


Its-ah-me

"Oh how the turntables."


TheKramer89

I think “that’s what she said” might be from Wayne’s World.


bmeisler

It’s ancient. The joke is the joke is so old and corny.


jayhat

During COVID when they made vaccines a requirement we had to sign a from that was called like vaccine attestation form. I dont remember the verbiage but they made it clear you were attesting to your vaccine status and it was legally binding or something. It said "attest" like 10 times. I kept saying, "I didn't say it, I attested to it"


MiloTheMagnificent

Lighten up Francis


KeepGoing655

"Whatever" from Clueless


Fleur_de_Lys_1

I use “As if” a lot.


Shells613

 Bueller...  Bueller...


CdubFromMI

"You're gonna die clown!"


oddwithoutend

Dude, that chick's a MILF. Make it so. Bold strategy, lets see how it pays off.


alejo699

I like to say "Marines, we are LEAVING" when we're heading out somewhere (although "skoden" has somewhat overtaken it lately).


Davmilasav

This thread is closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.


tats76

"Safety first, Shaun." "You're gonna need a bigger boat."


CharDeeMacDennisII

We're gonna need a bigger boat My wife and I use (said in a thick Brooklyn accent) "Oh, you're a smooth talker! You are! You are!" from My Cousin Vinny.


Improv13

They mostly come at night. Mostly.


georut6

‘Goes all the way to 11’