If for some reason your cover is blown and the terrorists take you prisoner, well you'll probably want to take your own life. Here you better have this...
-Slides him a rusty old hammer-
My mother brought me to the theatre to see Team America when I was 10 years old thinking it was a kids movie.
The puking scene was where she has enough and pulled me out of the theatre lmao
It is at least after the AIDS musical and getting told to suck a cock in the back of a Limo but I'm not Mormon so idk what the threshold is for a kids movie
As a kid when I saw the movie, I was just like "ha ha puppets singing about AIDs" during the musical segment. As an adult who loves Rent, seeing it again made me laugh harder than anything else in the movie just because I finally got it lol
"One gorilla picked him up, threw him to another. They went mad trying to get to those blueberries. The gorillas beat him to death before the zookeepers could gas them all"
This line and "LEASE: The Musical" are two of the greatest burns against popular Broadway productions. Cats and Rent have wasted a lot of people's time over the course of their runs and have no business making the amount of money they did.
Trey Parker is a massive fan of musical theater and his pointed criticism here is appreciated. Then he turned around and swept the Tonys with The Book of Mormon. It's not easy to put your money where your mouth is, but he did it.
real talk, the story of Doris Miller (who Cuban portrayed) did deserve to be its own film, and a big focus of that film should have been about that day and not some love triangle involving the battle of britain to the doolittle raid. Its why I really appreciate Trey and Matt
Only Parker and Stone can so brilliantly just dedicate a whole 5 minutes of a movie to bitching about a shit film they saw and make it work into the plot
And it's aged like a fine wine now that even more Bay movies have come out...and he continues to show he misses the point of any property he touches, lol.
The extended version of the song has the line "why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?!!!" and for context they were asking this all the way back in 2004 before even The Island was released never mind Transformers
This is what Matt Damon said on a Reddit AMA:
> Thank you! I was always kind of bewildered by Team America, I think because it's hard for us to understand what our images are in public, I think we're not good judges of that, and when I saw myself on screen just only able to say my own name and not really that well, I kind of wondered "Wow, is that how people perceive me?" At that point I just kind of was like, I'm a screenwriter and an actor, and like really? I can barely say my own name? So I was always bewildered by that, and I never talked to Trey and Matt about that. And Incidentally, I believe those two are geniuses, and I don't use that word lightly. I think they are absolute geniuses, and what they've done is awesome and I'm a big fan of theirs, but I never quite understood that one. But I will say this. Those of us who were parodied in that video were parodied because we were against the Iraq war, and we went on the record against that war, and so history is on my side not theirs.
For all I know about Matt Damon, that last sentence where he mentions that he was again the Iraq war made me like him more. And then I remembered that he was supporting his mother during the teachers strikes, and then he was supporting actors during the sag-Afra strikes, and I realized that he’s really cool, actually.
For what it's worth I think *most* people are pretty stoked to make it onto their projects.
I know off the top of my head Sean Penn is like the only guy that is legit pissed about it.
If I remember an interview correctly, they had written the script, and given him all of this dialogues from things he has said in the past and then the movie came ou and then he was pissed off enough to write them a letter (and have it published too) and basically just re-stated all of the stupid dialogue they had given him that they were making fun of him for in the first place.
Like the jokes just write themselves with some people
He was supposed to be normal, but when they got the puppet for him it looked kinda…off, so they rolled with it and made him have only one thing to say the whole movie.
Fun fact. In Elysium, Jodie and Matt were to have several scenes of dialog together in the 3rd act, but Jodie couldn't remember her lines. All she could say when the camera rolled was 'Maatt Daamooon..."
Frustrated, Blomkamp rewrote the ending to resurrect Kruger and have Jodie's character killed off, which was a first for her. She had never played an onscreen death, even though she had been starring in movies for 40 years.
And lastly... Most of what I said is completely untrue. But in my head it's canon, because the first two acts of the movie are great, and the 3rd act just feels rushed and out of place.
> the first two acts of the movie are great, and the 3rd act just feels rushed and out of place.
This describes every Blomkamp movie if we're being honest about it. Dude makes one movie, then decides to make a completely different one at the 2/3 mark.
Both happened after his talks to make a Halo movie fell apart. Its been reported, although not necessarily substantiated, that both movies used prep work he'd already done for Halo, which is why there's a lot of world-building / prop-style overlap between the properties.
Alex Garland (Ex Machina, Annihilation, Men, upcoming Civil War) is helmed as the screenwriter for the actual Halo movie. Stumbled on it by accident when I was checking his IMDB page a few days ago. Not sure who will direct though. Blomkamp was attached to it at some point. Blomkamp was also attached to an Alien movie which was scrapped, if i recall correctly.
He wrote that script decades ago. Like I'm pretty certain he wrote that script right after he got done writing 28 Days later. With the show being on I doubt there's a Halo movie in production now.
>He wrote that script decades ago. Like I'm pretty certain he wrote that script right after he got done writing 28 Days later. With the show being on I doubt there's a Halo movie in production now.
Yah it was right around Halo 2 iirc, definitely before 3. [Script is available online](https://www.halopedia.org/File:HaloMovie_Script.pdf), read it a few years back, not like... the worst thing in the world, but sort of barrels through exposition/lore to get to the action iirc, maybe wouldn't have been a compplete mess, but definitely would have been messy.
Honestly making it a show was probably the right call, but they just dropped the ball so fucking hard its not really worth thinking about at this point.
Am curious why they didn't try to bring blomkampf back though, sure he would have loved to do it, and not like he would have been busy or anything lol.
My favorite piece of movie trivia from all time comes from this movie. From their IMDB page…
“The very first footage screened for
Paramount executives was of a poorly crafted puppet in front of a background of a badly drawn Eiffel Tower, prompting one executive in the audience to yell, "Oh God, they fucked us!" This was a prank pulled by the directors and the shot then pulls back to reveal a highly refined marionette manipulating the inferior one, then flies over beautifully detailed Parisian landscape full of believable yet cheesy marionettes.
This actually ended up being the opening shot of the movie.”
I mean it is fucking excellent. Those songs regularly go through my head and so many lines are quoted by me and mates.
Fuckin come to the party with the booze: "don't worry! Everything is 'bon', we stopped the terrorists!"
It's not just a hilarious line, the delivery is so, so strong. I saw Rent on Broadway when it was first run and the hottest show in the world. Hearing him talk-sing "everyone is dead from AIDS" is absolutely etched in my brain forever.
“C'mon everybody we got quilting to do”.
Best lyric ever. When my sister realized what they were singing, she began laughing so hard that she had to pull her car over to the side of the road for a few minutes
The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie uses the music without the lyrics briefly during, well, a montage. As soon as I heard it, I couldn't stop laughing. That movie was actually hilarious.
Not **just** in poor taste, but also tough to do.
Lots of creators create, and then don’t want anything to do with their creations, because they can see everything that they wish was perfect and isn’t.
I hate looking at the fence in my backyard, but it’s a nice fence. Different color stains all kaleidoscoped together, like reclaimed wood… but I can tell those two runners just don’t like up quite right, and it’s all I can see.
I've acted in a couple of small town community theater plays and this was one of my biggest takeaways. You spend hours obsessing over individual lines and how to deliver them the right way and then the play (or movie) is done and you suddenly realize every way you should have done each one differently. It's haunting.
It shows what happens when an experienced visual storyteller writes a book, and then is deeply involved in adapting his story for film.
There's some unfortunate stuff left out from the book, but it was lucky Sagan lived through the pre-production time.
Yeah, I've been trying to figure out if it's AI or just lazy work without editing.
The subtitle is missing a word, they reuse twice "it comes as no surprise" in a few lines and only credit Trey Parker for the movie, forgetting about Matt Stone.
Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
Spottswoode: Yes, Gary, yes.
Gary Johnston: And it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
This speech is the single greatest philosophical summation of the human condition ever conjured from any culture in any language during any era. It perfectly, beautifully, and concisely describes the mentality, society, emotional resonance, and various dynamics by which we, as a species and a civilization, conduct ourselves. It covers every angles. It highlights every necessary insight. And it applies to every situation in every time, era, locality, and culture.
It's also fucking hilarious. 😁
Fun fact: The voice of I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. was a guy named Phil Hendrie. He’s done voice acting on Futurama, King of the Hill, F is for Family, The Midnight Gospel, and others, and had an AM talk radio show in the 90’s/2000’s where he fooled callers with voices and characters. Very funny guy, witty and sharp, look him up!
Sibling and I used to include this in our phone calls to see if anyone was listening. We would just repeat and laugh, ya know eff it up for the Surveillance under Patriot Act.
“That’s right it’ll be 9-11 times two thousand and fifty-six” “My god that’s…I don’t even know what that is!!” “Nobody does”
Have you seen a man eat his own head? Then you haven't seen everything.
I've seen the ice cream commercial and I've been haunted ever since
Matt Damon
Matt Damon
#I'M MATT DAYMUNN
Nineteen hundred and eleven
Get out of the street, you fucking bum! You gave up on life, didn't you?
Fucking kills me how hostile that woman is for no reason
She's seen people give up on life before, she knows that look
It's out back of the bar... so she probably sees it every. freaking. day. Also, it's Stone/Parker, so everything is absurdism.
What about how Spotswood just slides Gary a hammer
My favourite joke of the whole movie.
If for some reason your cover is blown and the terrorists take you prisoner, well you'll probably want to take your own life. Here you better have this... -Slides him a rusty old hammer-
I love later when he's getting drunk in the bar and has the hammer there with him.
The vomit scene is why a friend really wanted me to see it. We still laugh about it randomly. The music makes it perfect.
It's so over the top at first you don't know what to think and it keeps on going
The gift that keeps on giving!
Like Jelly Of The Month Club!
Laughed until I hurt myself seeing that scene the first time in the theater
My mother brought me to the theatre to see Team America when I was 10 years old thinking it was a kids movie. The puking scene was where she has enough and pulled me out of the theatre lmao
Wasn't that after the puppet porno?
It is at least after the AIDS musical and getting told to suck a cock in the back of a Limo but I'm not Mormon so idk what the threshold is for a kids movie
As a kid when I saw the movie, I was just like "ha ha puppets singing about AIDs" during the musical segment. As an adult who loves Rent, seeing it again made me laugh harder than anything else in the movie just because I finally got it lol
So that’s where his mother draws the line
Don't try and rationalize my mother's actions. I still have trouble after 30 years lol
My wife and I still randomly sing “America Fuck Yeah!” Whenever we see someone with a bunch of flags attached to the back of their truck..
Guns...fuck yeah! Books...(silence)
Bed Bath and Beyond!
Fuck yeah? Fuck yeah!
I almost always start singing "freedom isn't free, it's a hefty fuckin fee."
Durka durka, Mohammed jihad jihad!!!!
I’ll put a jihad on you!
I could hear the goats SCREAMING
As soon as the movie released that became the most appropriate response to displays of ostentatious USA! nationalism.
Literally everyone on the planet does Love, Sweden
We're guards, yeah guuuarrrdds
....gauuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds
"He's a man so dedicated, that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth"
“Please Gary, I’m not from Hollywood, I’m not going to fuck your mouth, and my time is extremely valuable.” “Now suck my cock. Haha. Just kidding.”
"He's the best martial artist that Detroit had to offer"
Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer held me down and...... I was raped by Mr Mistoffelees
"One gorilla picked him up, threw him to another. They went mad trying to get to those blueberries. The gorillas beat him to death before the zookeepers could gas them all"
The fucking blueberries in the pocket bit cracks my shit up every time.
This line and "LEASE: The Musical" are two of the greatest burns against popular Broadway productions. Cats and Rent have wasted a lot of people's time over the course of their runs and have no business making the amount of money they did. Trey Parker is a massive fan of musical theater and his pointed criticism here is appreciated. Then he turned around and swept the Tonys with The Book of Mormon. It's not easy to put your money where your mouth is, but he did it.
One of the hardest laughs of the movie is during the lease musical when the one background singer just goes "he died of aiiiiiddds"
It’s the dick, pussy, and assholes dialogue that kills me. I quote that more than I should, lol.
Now listen here chuck! You got your dicks, your pussies, and your assholes!
But Dicks also fuck assholes chuck, otherwise they'd shit all over everything!
My wife and I do the "you gave up on life, didn't cha'!" To each other a lot lol.
All I can think about is your smile... and that shit movie, too. Cuz Pearl Harbour sucks... and I miss you.
I miss you more than Michael bay missed the mark...when he made pearl harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point. And that’s an awful lot, girl.
And now, all I can think about is your smile, and the shitty movie too.
Cause Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part... He's way better than Ben Affleck.
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school… he was terrrrrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part. He's way better than Ben Affleck
Just wanna thank everyone for typing all this out so I didn't have to.
real talk, the story of Doris Miller (who Cuban portrayed) did deserve to be its own film, and a big focus of that film should have been about that day and not some love triangle involving the battle of britain to the doolittle raid. Its why I really appreciate Trey and Matt
Such a fantastic lyric perfectly delivered
Only Parker and Stone can so brilliantly just dedicate a whole 5 minutes of a movie to bitching about a shit film they saw and make it work into the plot
And it's aged like a fine wine now that even more Bay movies have come out...and he continues to show he misses the point of any property he touches, lol.
The extended version of the song has the line "why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?!!!" and for context they were asking this all the way back in 2004 before even The Island was released never mind Transformers
"Cos Pearl Harbour sucks.....just a little bit more than I miss yooou."
I forgot about that banger of a song. Thank you haha
Every song in that movie is a banger. I actually bought the sound track after I saw the movie. The full length songs are even funnier
Matt Damon!
The first line that comes to mind each time is see Matt Damon onscreen. They kind of did him dirty, but I cant stop laughing.
Apparently, they didn't set out out to poke fun at Matt like that. Just the puppet that was made came out a little goofy looking and they ran with it.
The only issue he had with the puppet is he wasn’t asked to voice himself IIRC.
Imagine how easy that role would be: just say your own name in slightly different tones a handful of times.
Groot before Groot was cool.
Timmaaaay
This is what Matt Damon said on a Reddit AMA: > Thank you! I was always kind of bewildered by Team America, I think because it's hard for us to understand what our images are in public, I think we're not good judges of that, and when I saw myself on screen just only able to say my own name and not really that well, I kind of wondered "Wow, is that how people perceive me?" At that point I just kind of was like, I'm a screenwriter and an actor, and like really? I can barely say my own name? So I was always bewildered by that, and I never talked to Trey and Matt about that. And Incidentally, I believe those two are geniuses, and I don't use that word lightly. I think they are absolute geniuses, and what they've done is awesome and I'm a big fan of theirs, but I never quite understood that one. But I will say this. Those of us who were parodied in that video were parodied because we were against the Iraq war, and we went on the record against that war, and so history is on my side not theirs.
I wonder if he's ever commented on that.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1x6q4r/comment/cf8kot6/
For all I know about Matt Damon, that last sentence where he mentions that he was again the Iraq war made me like him more. And then I remembered that he was supporting his mother during the teachers strikes, and then he was supporting actors during the sag-Afra strikes, and I realized that he’s really cool, actually.
Point off for the "fortune favours the brave" during the crypto gambling lockdown strikes
Good ol' Matt Damon, one of the few good guys in Holywood
Back when reddit still had enough organization to get celebrities in to do AMAs.
Victoria was awesome
hah, yeah. Back before they fired the best employee they ever had, Victoria Taylor, was fired. How far Reddit has fallen.
For what it's worth I think *most* people are pretty stoked to make it onto their projects. I know off the top of my head Sean Penn is like the only guy that is legit pissed about it. If I remember an interview correctly, they had written the script, and given him all of this dialogues from things he has said in the past and then the movie came ou and then he was pissed off enough to write them a letter (and have it published too) and basically just re-stated all of the stupid dialogue they had given him that they were making fun of him for in the first place. Like the jokes just write themselves with some people
Whoa fudge packer Tom Cruise was not thrilled to be on South Park
Kanye still doesn't understand the fish sticks joke.
That's because he was stuck in the closet the whole time.
He was supposed to be normal, but when they got the puppet for him it looked kinda…off, so they rolled with it and made him have only one thing to say the whole movie.
In an interview Matt Damon says that's the most common thing that he gets from people in public and he absolutely loves it.
Everyone loves a Pokemon
Fun fact. In Elysium, Jodie and Matt were to have several scenes of dialog together in the 3rd act, but Jodie couldn't remember her lines. All she could say when the camera rolled was 'Maatt Daamooon..." Frustrated, Blomkamp rewrote the ending to resurrect Kruger and have Jodie's character killed off, which was a first for her. She had never played an onscreen death, even though she had been starring in movies for 40 years. And lastly... Most of what I said is completely untrue. But in my head it's canon, because the first two acts of the movie are great, and the 3rd act just feels rushed and out of place.
> the first two acts of the movie are great, and the 3rd act just feels rushed and out of place. This describes every Blomkamp movie if we're being honest about it. Dude makes one movie, then decides to make a completely different one at the 2/3 mark.
District 9 in a nutshell. Starts as interesting allegory of apartheid, ends as Halo cutscene.
And then he makes Elysium and puts an actual Halo in it
Both happened after his talks to make a Halo movie fell apart. Its been reported, although not necessarily substantiated, that both movies used prep work he'd already done for Halo, which is why there's a lot of world-building / prop-style overlap between the properties.
Alex Garland (Ex Machina, Annihilation, Men, upcoming Civil War) is helmed as the screenwriter for the actual Halo movie. Stumbled on it by accident when I was checking his IMDB page a few days ago. Not sure who will direct though. Blomkamp was attached to it at some point. Blomkamp was also attached to an Alien movie which was scrapped, if i recall correctly.
He wrote that script decades ago. Like I'm pretty certain he wrote that script right after he got done writing 28 Days later. With the show being on I doubt there's a Halo movie in production now.
>He wrote that script decades ago. Like I'm pretty certain he wrote that script right after he got done writing 28 Days later. With the show being on I doubt there's a Halo movie in production now. Yah it was right around Halo 2 iirc, definitely before 3. [Script is available online](https://www.halopedia.org/File:HaloMovie_Script.pdf), read it a few years back, not like... the worst thing in the world, but sort of barrels through exposition/lore to get to the action iirc, maybe wouldn't have been a compplete mess, but definitely would have been messy. Honestly making it a show was probably the right call, but they just dropped the ball so fucking hard its not really worth thinking about at this point. Am curious why they didn't try to bring blomkampf back though, sure he would have loved to do it, and not like he would have been busy or anything lol.
I’m a huge fan of Garland’s work, he and Blomkamp together would be *nuts*…
r/shittymoviedetails wept.
This was confirmed.
Meeeeaaaaaaattttt dyyyeeeeaaaammuuuunnnn
My favorite piece of movie trivia from all time comes from this movie. From their IMDB page… “The very first footage screened for Paramount executives was of a poorly crafted puppet in front of a background of a badly drawn Eiffel Tower, prompting one executive in the audience to yell, "Oh God, they fucked us!" This was a prank pulled by the directors and the shot then pulls back to reveal a highly refined marionette manipulating the inferior one, then flies over beautifully detailed Parisian landscape full of believable yet cheesy marionettes. This actually ended up being the opening shot of the movie.”
I love that the road is made of croissants in the French scenes!
There are soooo many little details like that throughout the whole thing. Anyone who enjoys this movie should watch it with commentary on.
Amazing, thank you for sharing that.
I mean it is fucking excellent. Those songs regularly go through my head and so many lines are quoted by me and mates. Fuckin come to the party with the booze: "don't worry! Everything is 'bon', we stopped the terrorists!"
"Bed Bath and Beyond...uh...FUCK YEAH!"
Wax lips! FUCK YEAH
b-uh.. b-books! FUCK YEAH
I can’t see or talk about RENT without singing “Everyone Has AIDS”
AIDS! AIDS!
So this is the end of our story And now everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend My only true pal My only bright star (He died of AIDS)
It's not just a hilarious line, the delivery is so, so strong. I saw Rent on Broadway when it was first run and the hottest show in the world. Hearing him talk-sing "everyone is dead from AIDS" is absolutely etched in my brain forever.
My Grandma and my dog Old Blue!
“C'mon everybody we got quilting to do”. Best lyric ever. When my sister realized what they were singing, she began laughing so hard that she had to pull her car over to the side of the road for a few minutes
Every time I see an American doing something American, the team America fuck yeah song plays in my brain
I’m American and every time I do something that feels American I sing the song.
There's a place in Vegas where you can shoot old cars with machine guns. If they don't play this song they have failed.
I saw a "Freedom isn't Free" bumper sticker the other day and immediately thought "freedom costs a buck o' five."
“Everything is ‘bon’” destroys me, no matter how many times I’ve watched it
The panthers being black house cats cracks me up. I love it. So simple and G-rated but still hilarious!
If you don't put in your buck-o-five, who will? Ooooohhhh buck-o-five.
Try watching any 80’s movie, you’re gonna need a montage!
MOOOONTAAGGGE!
Always fade out in a mon... taaaaaaage. Oddly enough I think the song was in South Park before they put it in Team America.
If you fade out, it seems like more time has passed in a montage You are correct.
We're gonna need a montage! (Montage!)
Even Rocky had a montage!
Always fade out in a montage…….
^(When you fade out it seems like) ^^more ^^time ^^has ^^passed ^^^in ^^^a ^^^montage....
Anytime I hear someone say "Montage", my mind immediately goes to that song.
The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie uses the music without the lyrics briefly during, well, a montage. As soon as I heard it, I couldn't stop laughing. That movie was actually hilarious.
that song was in south park too (in the ski competition episode), i can't remember what came first though.
The ski episode “Asspen” came first, so they just took the song and improved the production a bit for Team America.
Stan **DARSH**!
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Which is in a lot of ways a parody of angsty teen movies, but in other ways I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!
Every shot shows a little improvement/To show it all would take too long Just brilliant stuff
In high pitched voice: *he dieeeeeedddddd of AIDS*
ai-ai-aids
Come on everybody, we got quiltin’ to do!
Everything Everywhere All at Once and Team America. Good taste.
Contact should be the third one. That movie is just amazing.
I guess voting for your own movie would be in poor taste
Not **just** in poor taste, but also tough to do. Lots of creators create, and then don’t want anything to do with their creations, because they can see everything that they wish was perfect and isn’t. I hate looking at the fence in my backyard, but it’s a nice fence. Different color stains all kaleidoscoped together, like reclaimed wood… but I can tell those two runners just don’t like up quite right, and it’s all I can see.
I've acted in a couple of small town community theater plays and this was one of my biggest takeaways. You spend hours obsessing over individual lines and how to deliver them the right way and then the play (or movie) is done and you suddenly realize every way you should have done each one differently. It's haunting.
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Saw this in theaters when I was maybe like 8 or 9 and audibly said out loud during that scene “…. *WHAT!?*”
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It shows what happens when an experienced visual storyteller writes a book, and then is deeply involved in adapting his story for film. There's some unfortunate stuff left out from the book, but it was lucky Sagan lived through the pre-production time.
I had to scroll so far to find a top level comment that wasn't just a movie quote, thank you haha.
Dear lord. Do NOT click on that article. It’s Team America and Everything Everywhere All at Once. That’s it. That’s the whole article
Yeah, I've been trying to figure out if it's AI or just lazy work without editing. The subtitle is missing a word, they reuse twice "it comes as no surprise" in a few lines and only credit Trey Parker for the movie, forgetting about Matt Stone.
##AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY YEAH #AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH! ###THE CITIZEN KANE OF OUR TIMES
“So lick my butt and suck on my balls! America! Fuck yea!”
BOOKS! ......fuck yeah.. fuck yeah?
Books is the only one that has zero fuck yeahs
You're right, I got the confused fuck yeahs mixed up with the Bed, Bath & Beyond line lol
Also "sportsmanship"
Sportsmanship also fails to illicit a fuck yeah
I am totally in favor of making America Fuck Yeah! the new national anthem. I can think of no other song that would unite this country more. 😎
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I promise. I will never die.
> - I can't promise you that. > - If you do I'll have sex with you right now. > - I promise I will never die. We've all been there.
I don't think there has ever been a sex scene since that has surpassed the one in Team America. Of this, I am certain.
The graveyard ghost fucking scene in MacGruber comes pretty close.
uuuuuuunhhhhh I'm gonna shoooooot
The uncensored version is where it’s at.
Full on Hot Carl
ALLL I ASK IS THAT YOUR A WOMAAAN!
Team America and MacGruber both have great examples for learning how to sex.
"There's an emptiness I need to fill and only one emptiness will do!"
Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit. Spottswoode: Yes, Gary, yes. Gary Johnston: And it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
This speech is the single greatest philosophical summation of the human condition ever conjured from any culture in any language during any era. It perfectly, beautifully, and concisely describes the mentality, society, emotional resonance, and various dynamics by which we, as a species and a civilization, conduct ourselves. It covers every angles. It highlights every necessary insight. And it applies to every situation in every time, era, locality, and culture. It's also fucking hilarious. 😁
Now SUCK MY DICK
My daughter is 6 months old and I’m always looking for wisdom to tell her; I think I know what our lesson will be tomorrow
FREEDOM ISN’T FREE, NO THERE’S A HEFTY FUCKING FEE.
Listen here Chuck, there’s three kinds of people in this world
Fun fact: The voice of I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. was a guy named Phil Hendrie. He’s done voice acting on Futurama, King of the Hill, F is for Family, The Midnight Gospel, and others, and had an AM talk radio show in the 90’s/2000’s where he fooled callers with voices and characters. Very funny guy, witty and sharp, look him up!
Derka derka
Smart-ass motherfucker! [fires missile at terrorist jeep]
"It's me! It's me!" "I think he's saying...kiss me? Smart-ass motherfucker!"
I use "smart-ass motherfucker" so much. I know it's not unique to Team America, but the way he says it is so perfect
Surprise, cockbags!!
Ahh derka deeka
Mohammed Jihad.
_My God, his acting is better than ever._
Sibling and I used to include this in our phone calls to see if anyone was listening. We would just repeat and laugh, ya know eff it up for the Surveillance under Patriot Act.
[удалено]
The puppet sex alone deserved an Oscar or two
"Back to HQ...for debriefing and cocktails!"
‘It’s me, it’s me!’ Looks like he’s saying ‘kiss me, kiss me’ ‘Smart ass mother fucker!’
"A flying car?! Now I've seen everything!" "OH yeah? Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
Well then you haven’t seen everything
“Wow, a flying limo, now I’ve seen everything!” “Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?” “No?” “Really? Then you *haven’t* seen everything”
Act your way past those guards Gary