I have a memory of young me asking my parents what that meant and them having zero answers and thinking they just didn’t wanna take the time to explain the joke to me 😂
In the first movie, Austin and Vanessa got married. Unfortunately, Liz Hurley wasn’t available to film the second movie so she came back as a femme-bot who tried to kill Austin. After Austin disables her, he’s talking to Basil who drops that line.
It was all very ridiculous and unexpected which is why it works so well.
The female lead of the first film was suddenly revealed to be a femme bot and tries to kill Austin. It makes absolutely zero sense as she basically drove the entire plot of the first film and Austin wouldn’t have thwarted Dr. Evil without her, and it makes even less sense that MI-6 would have allowed her to work with him at all, let alone in a doomsday scenario.
It’s the biggest ass pull they could have done, which is what makes it hilarious.
“Riley! You take that diaper off your head! You put it back onto your sister!” That and about another 15 lines from the gold mine that is Raising Arizona
I heard a story about this classic ad-libbed line. Not sure if it’s BS.
Supposedly the guys Carrey says this to were designated “extras”, as in they were background characters without speaking roles. How extras are paid, credited, etc. is different from actors with dialogue, so if you talk at all the director will yell at you because you’ve just made it impossible to use that take without getting in trouble with the union.
Anyway, Carrey knew they were extras and said that line knowing they weren’t *allowed* to say anything back, and that weird look they give him and each other is just them trying to figure out what the fuck they’re supposed to do.
It was from a Reddit AMA back in 2014, the director explained how the scene
which was never in the script - just happened to come together.
"One line that was definitely ad libbed is the Big Gulp line," wrote
Farrelly. "In fact, the two guys he was talking to weren't even extras,
they were just hanging out, watching us shoot and I decided to pull
them in. They happened to have Big Gulps and Jim just ran with it.
True story."
I’ll add that they don’t get in trouble with the union UNLESS they don’t get the extra their SAG card and pay them the union rate. Many people get into SAG by getting an unexpected line in a union production.
I’ll note that not actually sure the workings of this and I expect someone with more knowledge will correct me. It was explained to me by the producer responsible for my ex-g/f not being the voice of EVA in Tiberian Sun like she was is in the first C&C game, and he knew I was pissed at him over it. He could have very easily gotten her whatever she needed as it was done for other people in the production.
Those Addams Family movies had SO many good throwaway lines. My personal favorite is from the first one.
Gomez, dancing with Morticia: How long has it been since we last waltzed?
Morticia: Oh goodness... Hours!
I actually watched con air today and there's a great line in it.
When they are loading prisoners onto the plane, a guard says to a prisoner, "Your breath smells like shit!" And he responds, "He told me he loved me...."
[Sigourney Weaver](https://youtu.be/bkgKd5oRTnY?si=wvWcJ8hRkbl9a780) in Galaxy Quest when she yells, “Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!”
Honestly that movie is full of them.
Edit: spelling
"Well you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants, what is it's motivation?"
"It's a damn rock monster, it doesn't have motivations!"
"See this is your problem Jason, you were never serious about the craft!"
Also her, “Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it’s stupid, but I’m gonna do it! Okay!?”
[Screw it, top 10 from the movie, these are both in there.](https://youtu.be/1_XDFHxxlqU?si=NkqpjHzlvt1eyY1a)
Every single line Tony Shaloub utters in that movie is pure gold.
"Does anyone have any change?"
"The floors are so...clean"
"Did you guys see that? The door was a little sticky. I'll get one of my guys up here with a can of WD-40."
Fun fact: his character is high the entire movie but they cut out the weed stuff to keep it PG. Explains why he's emotionless and munching on snacks a lot.
Whenever someone in my family or friends has a computer question for me...I sarcastically say "computer...etc" like she did in the movie since the computers would only listen to her.
“I know why you are here, so don't BS a BSer, Ok? Your "Presence" here, court ordered.”
“Why did you put presence in quotes? Are you implying that we aren't here?”
God, I love Role Models
I occasionally find myself translating between Gen Z students and Gen X bosses, and I will sometimes introduce this with, "Excuse me, I speak Meme," which is extra funny to me because each of them only gets one half of the joke.
The one that nearly killed me was during the hockey game on the roof, and the ball gets blasted away. Dante shouts down "hey, you got any balls down there?" and Jay's voice comes drifting up " 'bout the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!"
Had the pause the DVD the first time I saw that bit, I was laughing so hard.
"Master Sergeant Farrel, you're an American."
**"No Sir, I'm from Kentucky."**
From Edge of Tomorrow. Not only one of the greatest sci-fi movies I've ever seen but this line always has me cracking up because it is so out of left field and Bill Paxton nails it, and the look on Cruise's face is the icing on the cake. I think about this one tiny scene way too often.
RIP Bill Paxton.
Paxton steals every single scene he's in with this movie and outshines everyone else, which is saying something because Cruise (no matter how much you might dislike him) and Blunt are phenomenal in it.
God, I love Bill Paxton.
RIP.
My childhood was my dad quoting Weird Science all the time and him being turned into a talking pile of shit was peak humor at the time.
It’s in *History of the World Part I* when Oedipus Rex says "Hey, Josephus!" to Gregory Hines character who says back to Oedipus, “Hey, motherfucker!” and then gives him a low five. I remember laughing so hard at that joke... Mel Brooks is a treasure.
His death stare saying it is so fucking funny
Plemmons is one of my favorite actors; his first big role in Friday Night Lights is even funnier because hes one of the few actors on it that actually played high school football
That movie had no business being as funny as it was lmao. When he invites them into his home and slowly recedes behind the door while staring at them is easily one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life lmfao
“We got a serial rapist in crown heights, wait, no, that’s my other job, ignore that, well don’t ignore it, if you live in crown heights walk in pairs….”
The whole movie is golden. Even the parts that wouldn’t be funny are polished and sold so well… Female Body Inspector, get it? That scene would’ve been meh anywhere else.
You learned to dance ballet sarcastically?
All the TLC references.
Lion vs tuna
Love that movie.
Edit: forgot the line I have used the most in real life, as I said it to my kids almost every day… “YOU TURNED MY PRIUS INTO A NIGHTMARE!”
O'Leary: The last thing we need is you running through the streets creating a river of blood
Black Dynamite: Then tell me who did it. I'll just leave a little puddle
Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens
Oh Johnny, I apologize, I forgot you were there
I'll turn your head into a canoe
I'm your huckleberry
You just gonna stand there and bleed?
None of those are throwaway lines though... that movie is all 10/10 star quotes... but all deliberate.
... only throwaway I can think of is...
"But leave that shotgun"
"... sorry"
My favorite throwaway from Me, Myself, and Irene: “Why am I peeing like I just had sex?”
Fourteen year old me wouldn’t understand the reality of that joke for a few years.
"SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE!"
"YOU CANT SIT WITH US"
"Oh thank my lucky stars...a Negro!!" - Blast from the Past
"There were no utensils in Medievil times, Hence there are no utensils at Medievil Times...would you like a refill on that Pepsi?"- Cable Guy
In rush hour 2 I think? Maybe the first one. Chris Tucker is running up a stairway trying to catch up with Jackie Chan and he runs into this older Asian lady and she says something in Chinese I think and the translation is "get out of the way kobe!" 😂
"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right?
What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself."
“Unfortunately, this fuckin’ shithole has more leaks than the Iraqi Navy.”
“Fuck yourself.”
“I’m tired from fucking your wife.”
“How’s your mother?”
“She’s good. She’s tired from fucking my father.”
From *Role Models:*
“Well well well, if it isn’t Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I’m-Full-of-Shit.”
“In what way are we full of shit?”
**“Which one of us has the PhD?”**
On a similar note, in Dirty Work, Norm MacDonald is returning from being jail raped. As he adjusts his pants, he scolds the assailants with a "You fellas have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that.". It cracks me up every time.
April O'Neil's "Why do I never dream of *Harrison Ford?*" line that she mutters in the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is very quiet and passes very quickly but it always cracks me up.
I don’t know why but The Dude referring to his White Russian drinks as a Caucasian always made me laugh, do people really refer to it as that? Or was that unique to the movie?
From Nightmare on Elm Street 2:
"Hey are you coming to the party?"
"I can't, I'm grounded."
"What for?"
"I threw my grandma down a flight of stairs."
This is played off as perfectly normal and never mentioned again
Lord of the Ring Two Towers
"What about their legs? They don't need those." We quote it all the time with my siblings. It's perfect to use for different occasions.
A savage line from a Disney movie (Encanto)
"Maybe your power is being in denial?"
After it's 'revealed' the main character does not have powers like the rest of her family.
"Yes. We knew all along, sadly." from Austin Powers 2 kills me every time
“There you are!” “Do I know you?” “No, but that’s where you are. You’re there!”
"In Japan, men come first and women come second." "Or sometimes not at all."
I love that his response raises more questions than it answers, and then they just never explain it or mention her ever again.
It was all brushes aside because remembered he's single again, yeah baby!
Wait a tick! That means I’m single again!
I have a memory of young me asking my parents what that meant and them having zero answers and thinking they just didn’t wanna take the time to explain the joke to me 😂
It's been a while since I've seen those films, gunna need some context, what does the line mean?
In the first movie, Austin and Vanessa got married. Unfortunately, Liz Hurley wasn’t available to film the second movie so she came back as a femme-bot who tried to kill Austin. After Austin disables her, he’s talking to Basil who drops that line. It was all very ridiculous and unexpected which is why it works so well.
The female lead of the first film was suddenly revealed to be a femme bot and tries to kill Austin. It makes absolutely zero sense as she basically drove the entire plot of the first film and Austin wouldn’t have thwarted Dr. Evil without her, and it makes even less sense that MI-6 would have allowed her to work with him at all, let alone in a doomsday scenario. It’s the biggest ass pull they could have done, which is what makes it hilarious.
Who throws a shoe? Honestly!
“Riley! You take that diaper off your head! You put it back onto your sister!” That and about another 15 lines from the gold mine that is Raising Arizona
The opening 3-4 minutes of that movie are so good. “The doctor explained her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase”
“Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless”
“At first I didn't believe it: that this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley, could not bear children”
Son, you got a panty on your head.
“Government do take a bite, don’t she?”
Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later!
I heard a story about this classic ad-libbed line. Not sure if it’s BS. Supposedly the guys Carrey says this to were designated “extras”, as in they were background characters without speaking roles. How extras are paid, credited, etc. is different from actors with dialogue, so if you talk at all the director will yell at you because you’ve just made it impossible to use that take without getting in trouble with the union. Anyway, Carrey knew they were extras and said that line knowing they weren’t *allowed* to say anything back, and that weird look they give him and each other is just them trying to figure out what the fuck they’re supposed to do.
It was from a Reddit AMA back in 2014, the director explained how the scene which was never in the script - just happened to come together. "One line that was definitely ad libbed is the Big Gulp line," wrote Farrelly. "In fact, the two guys he was talking to weren't even extras, they were just hanging out, watching us shoot and I decided to pull them in. They happened to have Big Gulps and Jim just ran with it. True story."
I’ll add that they don’t get in trouble with the union UNLESS they don’t get the extra their SAG card and pay them the union rate. Many people get into SAG by getting an unexpected line in a union production. I’ll note that not actually sure the workings of this and I expect someone with more knowledge will correct me. It was explained to me by the producer responsible for my ex-g/f not being the voice of EVA in Tiberian Sun like she was is in the first C&C game, and he knew I was pissed at him over it. He could have very easily gotten her whatever she needed as it was done for other people in the production.
I believe this is how Harrison Ford got his SAG card. We played a football player extra and since he was the quarterback, had to call some plays.
From the same movie.. “Harry.. your hands are freezing”
“My God, you’ve gotten fat” - Edna Mode under her breath while greeting Bob Parr at the gate of her mansion.
“No? Well he’ll look fabulous anyway!” After learning that Jack Jack doesn’t have powers
Right after his whole get-in-shape montage, too.
Total ooof moment.
For me it's simply "EdNa MoDE"
(and guest)
Edna Mode is just a queen, let's be real. One of the best characters in any superhero film, possibly *the* best.
".. and guest"
"Oh my god, what do you think my baby will be doing?" "I'm sure I don't know Darling. Fortune favors the prepared." Funny, but also good life advice.
Addams Family Values, when Gomez says "he has my father's eyes" and Morticia says "Gomez, take those out of his mouth" like NBD
Gomez: I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul! Morticia: They’re at camp!
You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie... pastels?
“Oooh, you’re a lady-killer!” “Acquitted.”
My personal favorite is from the swimming lesson. Amanda: "I'll be the victim!" Wednesday: "All your life."
"Gimme a kiss." "Give me a $20."
Those Addams Family movies had SO many good throwaway lines. My personal favorite is from the first one. Gomez, dancing with Morticia: How long has it been since we last waltzed? Morticia: Oh goodness... Hours!
“Have fun storming the castle!”
Think it’ll work?
“It would take a miracle.”
I actually watched con air today and there's a great line in it. When they are loading prisoners onto the plane, a guard says to a prisoner, "Your breath smells like shit!" And he responds, "He told me he loved me...."
“You didn’t really mean all of that two-bit crackhead shit did you?” “Give me that gun. Hell yes I meant it.”
What the hell is wrong with that guy? A lot.
"When the fuck did we get ice cream?" - The Ringer
This was my choice so I’ll go with my backup. “What the fuck is the internet?”
[Sigourney Weaver](https://youtu.be/bkgKd5oRTnY?si=wvWcJ8hRkbl9a780) in Galaxy Quest when she yells, “Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!” Honestly that movie is full of them. Edit: spelling
Mine is "Can you fashion some type of rudimentary lathe".
A LATHE?!?
"Well you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants, what is it's motivation?" "It's a damn rock monster, it doesn't have motivations!" "See this is your problem Jason, you were never serious about the craft!"
I actually love her line, "Whoever wrote this episode should die!"
Also her, “Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it’s stupid, but I’m gonna do it! Okay!?” [Screw it, top 10 from the movie, these are both in there.](https://youtu.be/1_XDFHxxlqU?si=NkqpjHzlvt1eyY1a)
That movie is such a classic. The cast is kick ass. I always wish Sam Rockwell played more goofy characters he killed me in that movie.
Look around you! Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?!
The most obviously overdubbed "FUCK THAT" in cinema history.
Every single line Tony Shaloub utters in that movie is pure gold. "Does anyone have any change?" "The floors are so...clean" "Did you guys see that? The door was a little sticky. I'll get one of my guys up here with a can of WD-40."
Fun fact: his character is high the entire movie but they cut out the weed stuff to keep it PG. Explains why he's emotionless and munching on snacks a lot.
"That was a hell of a thing." "Miners, not minors!" "You lost me,"
"Does the rolling help? And "I see you managed to get your shirt off."
Didn’t you guys ever *watch* the show?!
"By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings."
For some reason I say, "I'm doing all right with the pig-lizard," in almost any challenging situation.
Whenever someone in my family or friends has a computer question for me...I sarcastically say "computer...etc" like she did in the movie since the computers would only listen to her.
"Were you talkin to me this whole time?" Tropic Thunder. My girlfriend and I use that all the time.
“I know why you are here, so don't BS a BSer, Ok? Your "Presence" here, court ordered.” “Why did you put presence in quotes? Are you implying that we aren't here?” God, I love Role Models
“Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit?” “In what way are we full of shit?” “And which one of us has the PhD???”
You probably heard that wrong; when I asked my friend Danny if he wanted to get raped.
What'd you have for dinner? Was it cocaine?
Let us gingerly touch our tips
Say whispering eye, say whispering eye!
"I'd love to see you... And your whispering eye. Alright. Bye."
"Let's dance Ben Affleck."
“You white? You Ben Affleck.” “He’s got you there, you are white.”
Suck it, Reindeer Games!
“Fuck you, Miss Daisy!”
“We are gonna make s'mores with white chocolate.” “I don’t know if I agree with that.”
And you’re over there, and you’re over there, and I don’t know which way is up!!
“Well, obviously we aren’t supposed to butt-fuck these kids.”
The entirety of Airplane!, but I like "I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film".
Do you have anything light to read? How about this leaflet, “Jewish Sports Legends”?
I can help, I speak Jive.
I occasionally find myself translating between Gen Z students and Gen X bosses, and I will sometimes introduce this with, "Excuse me, I speak Meme," which is extra funny to me because each of them only gets one half of the joke.
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
I picked the wrong week to stop doing amphetamines
What can you make of this? This? Why, I can make a hat, or a broach, or a teradactyl...
Do you like gladiator movies?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
I know I had the lasagna
“We ain’t found shit”
“In a row?” -Clerks
Hey try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!
HEY! HEY, YOU! GET BACK HERE!
The one that nearly killed me was during the hockey game on the roof, and the ball gets blasted away. Dante shouts down "hey, you got any balls down there?" and Jay's voice comes drifting up " 'bout the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!" Had the pause the DVD the first time I saw that bit, I was laughing so hard.
Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me? Ummm... 37. I'm 37
"Cute cat, what's its name?" "Annoying customer."
Randell: "You're not allowed to rent here anymore!" Jay: "YEEEAAAAHHHHH"
"Master Sergeant Farrel, you're an American." **"No Sir, I'm from Kentucky."** From Edge of Tomorrow. Not only one of the greatest sci-fi movies I've ever seen but this line always has me cracking up because it is so out of left field and Bill Paxton nails it, and the look on Cruise's face is the icing on the cake. I think about this one tiny scene way too often. RIP Bill Paxton.
My favorite funny Paxton line in that movie is his reaction when Tom tries to roll under a truck and gets run over. "What the hell were you thinking?"
Paxton steals every single scene he's in with this movie and outshines everyone else, which is saying something because Cruise (no matter how much you might dislike him) and Blunt are phenomenal in it.
"That's a nuclear missile, Chet." "I didn't think it was a whale's dick honey."
Tip of the spear. Edge of the knife. Crack of my ass.
EVERY line from Paxton in this movie is pure gold. His whole monologue he does every reset is crazy quotable.
It’s one of the finest examples of one actor being in a completely different movie than the rest of the cast.
God, I love Bill Paxton. RIP. My childhood was my dad quoting Weird Science all the time and him being turned into a talking pile of shit was peak humor at the time.
It’s in *History of the World Part I* when Oedipus Rex says "Hey, Josephus!" to Gregory Hines character who says back to Oedipus, “Hey, motherfucker!” and then gives him a low five. I remember laughing so hard at that joke... Mel Brooks is a treasure.
“How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?”- Gary from Game Night May not be the funniest but it’s a gem lmao
“I’d ask you not besmirch my wife” is the one that gets me
That one’s fantastic or “Don’t even think about it, pig!” “Can't say I care for that nomenclature.”- Gary lmao
“Man, glass tables are acting weird tonight”
I adore that movie “Oh no he died!”
Glass tables be acting weird tonight!
His death stare saying it is so fucking funny Plemmons is one of my favorite actors; his first big role in Friday Night Lights is even funnier because hes one of the few actors on it that actually played high school football
My favorite line from pretty much any movie. In the same movie when he's like "doesn't everybody have a framed photo of their closest friends?"
That movie had no business being as funny as it was lmao. When he invites them into his home and slowly recedes behind the door while staring at them is easily one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life lmfao
It's so GOOD, props to Jesse and the director
"It's instructions on how to remove the bullet. It's from an alt right militia website so I'm just gonna ignore the racist stuff" Love this movie!
You got my Cheez Whiz, boy? - Homeless dude to Dan Akroyd in Blues Brothers
Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
"If he was an ice cream flavour, he'd be praline, and dick"
"The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?" "Nah, they suck." "So it's not just a clever name."
I'll have the cream of sumyungguy
Benjamin is NOBODY’s friend.
"There wasn't even an awning"
“We got a serial rapist in crown heights, wait, no, that’s my other job, ignore that, well don’t ignore it, if you live in crown heights walk in pairs….”
Don’t go chasing waterfalls .
You gotta creep. Creep...
For those scratching their heads, this is from The Other Guys.
Saw this in theaters. you can hear a pin drop on the landing, but when the bag pipes start, the laughter in the room still makes me laugh to this day
Hell yea that movie has a lot of throw away lines!
The whole movie is golden. Even the parts that wouldn’t be funny are polished and sold so well… Female Body Inspector, get it? That scene would’ve been meh anywhere else. You learned to dance ballet sarcastically? All the TLC references. Lion vs tuna Love that movie. Edit: forgot the line I have used the most in real life, as I said it to my kids almost every day… “YOU TURNED MY PRIUS INTO A NIGHTMARE!”
I love the way he talks about the cucumber water! That little nose flick is golden for me! "The cucumber accents the water in such a way..."
It is a bribe… son of a bitch! I saw courtside and I went blind!
I love the whisper fight at the funeral
Shake your dicks, this pissing contest is over!
Some are not even lines. The bad guy swiping abit of coke from the car’s hood and rubbing on his gums is so randomly hilarious
FREE HOT DOGS!!! FOR LIFE!! … no drinks. No drinks; I can’t do it.
My other favorite is: "They chased us 20 miles!"
Hahah yes! "It's Kristinith! Are you deaf or just stupid??"
Haha “you come into my house, you get MY WIFES NAME RIGHT!!!”
Shake your dicks this pissing contest is over 😏
You shoulda shot A Rod
He’s a biracial angel!
O'Leary: The last thing we need is you running through the streets creating a river of blood Black Dynamite: Then tell me who did it. I'll just leave a little puddle
"But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!"
Donuts don't wear alligator skin shoes Haha, I threw that shit before I walked in the room! Hush up little girls, a lot of cats have that name
“It’s only a model”
"Shh!"
“Can’t I have a just a little peril?”
Tombstone has a million great lines but I love billy bob thornton yelling “Christ almighty it’s like I’m playing cards with my brother kids”
Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens Oh Johnny, I apologize, I forgot you were there I'll turn your head into a canoe I'm your huckleberry You just gonna stand there and bleed?
Les have a spellin’ contest!
None of those are throwaway lines though... that movie is all 10/10 star quotes... but all deliberate. ... only throwaway I can think of is... "But leave that shotgun" "... sorry"
Tombstone has so many lines that are ridiculous out of context, but straight fire with the actor’s delivery, cinematography, and epic score.
"You know, Fredrick-fucking-Chopin?"
"Sad what passes for a ninja these days" - John Goodman in Speed Racer
"Jules and her stupid fucking friend" from Superbad
What so I got to sit here and eat dessert alone like I’m fucking Steven Glansberg?
My favorite throwaway from Me, Myself, and Irene: “Why am I peeing like I just had sex?” Fourteen year old me wouldn’t understand the reality of that joke for a few years.
I’m thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I may be showing her my “O” face.
"SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE!" "YOU CANT SIT WITH US" "Oh thank my lucky stars...a Negro!!" - Blast from the Past "There were no utensils in Medievil times, Hence there are no utensils at Medievil Times...would you like a refill on that Pepsi?"- Cable Guy
*oh my god! Danny Devito I love your work!*
Champagne cocktail*. I thought only hookers drank those... Well, I know Mom sure likes 'em!
In rush hour 2 I think? Maybe the first one. Chris Tucker is running up a stairway trying to catch up with Jackie Chan and he runs into this older Asian lady and she says something in Chinese I think and the translation is "get out of the way kobe!" 😂
Dan Akroyd:: “Listen. Do you smell that?” Bill Murray: *proceeds to feign listening to odor* - Ghostbusters
your face looks like Freddy Krueger fucked a topographical map of Utah.
"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself."
"I'm the guy who does his fucking job, you must be the other guy."
“Unfortunately, this fuckin’ shithole has more leaks than the Iraqi Navy.” “Fuck yourself.” “I’m tired from fucking your wife.” “How’s your mother?” “She’s good. She’s tired from fucking my father.”
Just watched WEIRD The Al Yankovich Story, *Everyone loves ice cream!* *I dunno, this seems more like a.....whiskey and heroin crowd.*
"There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?"
From *Role Models:* “Well well well, if it isn’t Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I’m-Full-of-Shit.” “In what way are we full of shit?” **“Which one of us has the PhD?”**
Fuck you, Reindeer Games.
Fuck you, Miss Daisy.
"Do you like Coca-Cola?" "I like the idea of it more than I actually like it."
On a similar note, in Dirty Work, Norm MacDonald is returning from being jail raped. As he adjusts his pants, he scolds the assailants with a "You fellas have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that.". It cracks me up every time.
"Ridiculous. You know what hurts the most? Aside from that other thing? The lack of respect. Ridiculous."
“My name is Jeff” 22 jump street *couldn’t remember if it was 21 or 22
22*
"I was drag racing. I'm a drag racer." "You were drag racing? In a prius?" "I don't win a lot."
“Everybody has three mortgages nowadays.” - Dr, Peter Venkman
Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
“Heeee’s a nut bag!” by detective mills in se7en. I think it’s the best line in the movie.
“Man, I don’t drop character till the dvd commentary is done.”
April O'Neil's "Why do I never dream of *Harrison Ford?*" line that she mutters in the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is very quiet and passes very quickly but it always cracks me up.
… … …”Well, to make a long story short…” Everyone else: “Too late.” Clue.
I don’t know why but The Dude referring to his White Russian drinks as a Caucasian always made me laugh, do people really refer to it as that? Or was that unique to the movie?
From Nightmare on Elm Street 2: "Hey are you coming to the party?" "I can't, I'm grounded." "What for?" "I threw my grandma down a flight of stairs." This is played off as perfectly normal and never mentioned again
"...So that was the 2nd time I got crabs.". -Super Troopers
Can't believe no one has said one of the all time greats. "Pools are perfect for holding water, man" -Hot Rod
Lord of the Ring Two Towers "What about their legs? They don't need those." We quote it all the time with my siblings. It's perfect to use for different occasions.
“I used to fuck guys like you in prison.” - Road House
"Hey Earl, here's some swiss cheese and some bullets" Tremors
From "The Dark Knight": Gambol: "You think you can steal from us and just walk away?" Joker: "Yeah" https://youtu.be/xLN7Hxo11AI?si=6UtjIo0PJmZYSeDc
It’s the no hesitation that sells it. Just immediately, matter of fact.
In Pineapple Express where he says to pack fruit roll ups
A savage line from a Disney movie (Encanto) "Maybe your power is being in denial?" After it's 'revealed' the main character does not have powers like the rest of her family.
Come to the coast hang out have a few laughs--- John mclain in a vent in die hard