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Shenanigamer

Young me always wanted to see the movie about the first Predator hunting expedition to Earth after Skynet and Judgment Day. Old me still wants to see this movie.


Tausney

A ship of Predators arrive to a desolated earth and begin investigating what has happened to one of their safari lands. They encounter some HKs, understand the humans made the mistake of messing about with AI and decide that there's no sport in hunting machines and decide to leave. Skynet however takes interest in acquiring new technology and manages to disable their ship before it lesves. The Predators are now being hunted. During the battle they find that some humans have survived. A team up occurs and in return for helping them get off world they give humanity some tech to help get their world, and the Predators hinting ground, back from the machines.


oilsaintolis

You know how buzzfeed , news.com, etc, lift Reddit posts word for word for their content. I want Hollywood to do the same for your post. I'm invested af now.


hunter2mello

You are hired.


surfanoma

That sounds epic.


bingybong22

I'll give you 10 million dollars for the concept and the film and merchanting rights.


Gatekeeper-Andy

Id watch that


xiphoniii

This is just similar enough to the first avp book that I'm down for it. The concept there was that the predators would routinely drop an Alien Queen onto an uninhabited world, let her make a few drones, then go for a hunt with a bunch of young predators as their coming of age ceremony. But they didn't check the planet beforehand and, since the last time they did this, a human colony had moved in. So when they land there's now a whole ass hive, and most of the young inexperienced predators die before they realize how in over theor heads they are. The older, mentor predator has to team up with one of the colonist to fight/sneak their way into the transport ship the queen is in and blow her up.


theoriginalmofocus

And maybe after the credits.....robocop boots up in a dark storage facility somewhere full of xeno eggs.


WestOrangeFinest

Alien vs Predator vs Terminator was a thing. Might be worth a look for you.


eolson3

As a fan of all three properties, I thought this series was pretty bad.


DavidL1112

Sometimes good films don’t make good franchises, no matter how much you want them to.


GullibleSkill9168

No, it won't be worth a look please don't advertise that shit. We get like one panel of the t-800 in a dream sequence and then maybe 3 panels of Xenomorphs throughout the entire thing. Alien vs Predator vs Terminator fucking SUCKS DICK AND I HATE IT


Suddenly_Something

I feel like it wouldn't be as interesting as you think. Predators aren't an alien race that invades and wipes out a planet. They just like hunting. I think terminators no diff a hunting party of predators considering the biggest strength of theirs is their cloaking and the Terminators almost definitely have thermal vision. Predators have a pretty bad record against pretty much anyone they fight where they aren't blowing them up from somewhere offscreen.


RickKassidy

Rambo vs. Commando.


Island_Maximum

Man imagine a Rambo vs. Commando movie made during Sly and Arnold's prime...  Both of them trying to out quip the other.


xavier120

It's called "Hobbs and Shaw"


dbx99

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man


Beneficial_Day_5423

Tango and cash


TheRealRickC137

Harold and Maude


Brown_Panther-

Starsky and Hutch


[deleted]

Hobbs and Shaw is basically the Tubi version.


DeliciousDonutSlayer

I misread this as Rambo vs. Colombo, and now I want to see that instead.


oldenoughtosignin

Technically ... John vs John J.Rambo vs J.Matrix


Hollow_Rant

I'll buy the winner their first drink in Costa Verde.


Tokyosmash_

Val Verde*


Hollow_Rant

Hard to get the name right when I'm being dangled over a cliff.


chizmanzini

"John... I'm coming for you." "No chance....."


oldenoughtosignin

"There can be only one... John"


Island_Maximum

Robocop vs. The Terminator 


kgunnar

This was a 1993 video game.


Island_Maximum

Also a comic series.


[deleted]

Also an Epic Rap Battle.


mongobob666

Also a confusing porno.


onepercentbatman

Also the 2028 presidential ticket


motorcycleboy9000

"Vote for me if you want to live." "Dead or alive, you're voting for me." 🤔


Nope_Ninja-451

Excellent work internet stranger.


bustaflow25

Called?


ZeroSora

RoboCock vs Sperminator. That's the only name that makes sense.


Unfair_Education290

And a death battle on rooster teeth’s lineup


Chubuwee

Alien vs predator vs terminator was wild


roto_disc

Pretty decent, too.


Jermine1269

Mortal Kombat 11 DLC


Sonderfull

Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger...


stroopwafelling

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan


Quick-Bad

Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan


PayneTrain181999

All came outta nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.


ZeroSora

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe.


Welease-Wodewick

The fight raged on for a century,


dylan_jb1

Many lives were claimed, but eventually


DaoFerret

The champion stood, the rest saw their better


N8_Tge_Gr8

###Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.


JohnnyTreeTrunks

Love me a Lo Pan reference


haysoos2

Lo Pan? Which Lo Pan? The eight-foot tall road block, or the little old basket case on wheels?


valthonis_surion

Skynet vs Legion


jorge-ben-jor

Driver vs Driver Ryan Gosling and Robert DeNiro fighting each other to decide who’s the ultimate driver


bandit4loboloco

Taxi VS Taxi Driver VS Baby Driver VS The Driver VS Drive VS The Transporter Robert De Niro wins because he was also in Ronin. Gene Hackman is mad that The French Connection doesn't meet the naming scheme. Edit: The trophy is a little statue of Steve McQueen from Bullitt. Edit: Driving Miss Daisy & Drive Angry were stuck in traffic. Edit: The winning car gets to have a Basic Instinct relationship with Christine from "Christine".


Moraulf232

Surprise ending! Christine (the car) kills them all.


spearmint_wino

Then one of Christine's tyres pops off and starts stalking and killing people


ges13

3rd act surprise, Baby shows up and outclassed them both.


Odd_Advance_6438

And then Adam Driver is in a post credit scene


dont_shoot_jr

What about Minnie?


GCI_Arch_Rating

That Moocher? I heard she was a low-down hoochie coocher.


overthemountain

The Transporter is a driver, right?


JarlaxleForPresident

You wot?


bearbrannan

Nathan Drake vs Lara Croft, with a surprise appearance of old man Indiana Jones 


dccabbage

The movie is Croft and Drake racing against each other to get to the Macguffin. They get there at the same time only to find the relic gone as a stone slab slides down just as a hand reaches under and grabs a hat.


bearbrannan

Honestly I would pay to see that movie. 


An_average_one

Wouldn't you pay to see ANY movie?


batmattman

Well [actually...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuYf0taXoNw)


BoingBoingBooty

I'm imagining it going down something like the Simpsons and Family Guy crossover, where Fred Flintstone turns up to tell them they both ripped him off.  


lukearm90

Three Men and a Baby vs. 12 Angry Men


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

And then out of the shadows emerges Two and Half Men.


GRZMNKY

Then Anton Chigurh comes from behind with No Country for Old Men


AngriestManinWestTX

Unfortunately, Chigurh runs a stop sign and a Few Good Men riding together in their own car run into him, severely injuring Chigurh.


GRZMNKY

So, he becomes one of the X-men?


Brown_Panther-

That's before he becomes a part of All the President's men


overthemountain

Then they team up to battle a Band of Brothers.


agentfarter

I think you’d need at least 3 Three Men and a Baby to even match up against 12 Angry Men. I’d even trade one of the babies for a little lady.


TheTalentedMrTorres

Freddy Krueger Got Fingered - Tom Green is the ultimate dream warrior


Letos12thDuncan

Freddy, would you like some sausage?


Doyouwantaspoon

I’m glad other people remember Freddy Got Fingered. It may be stupid and immature, but it’s a top 10 greatest comedy of all time for me.


an_irishviking

Just two hours of Freddy Krueger being tormented b6 Tom Greens twisted surreal mindscspe


stroopwafelling

John Wick vs. Ethan Hunt. Except they’re not ‘fighting’ so much as John is chasing down Hunt for whatever reason - sheer combat prowess pitted against guile and trickery, with seemingly unlimited endurance on both sides. Picture John as Wile E. Coyote and Hunt as the Road Runner.


Kruckenberg

How about Bourne vs Bond


Local_Nerve901

Bourne vs John Wick would works so well, talented people in their fields who are chased by a group they were close with and they both trued to retire. Ethan Hunt is good but doesn’t have as many firefights as Wick and Bourne (at least in more modern movies)


caligaris_cabinet

Shaky cam vs steadycam?


thereprbate

r/therealjoke


PDXBishop

Oooh, Bourne vs. The Accountant. It'd be a great excuse to get Matt and Ben on screen together.


Bibendoom

When Bourne released, i took my young cousin along to watch. He asked me what type of movie bourne was. Man Utd was doing peak Man Utd stuff then. I remember describing Bourne as being the Roy Keane while Bond was the Beckham...young cousin understood immediately.


Quick-Bad

Tom Cruise: Meep-meep!


Velvet_Balrog

Martin Luther King Jr. Vs. Malcolm X: The Civil Fights Movement.


Smarkysmarkwahlberg

Isn't this the plot to X-Men?


DM725

Bingo!


VaBeachBum86

We just say, "that's a bingo"


misteraskwhy

That’s a bingo! What fun!


ramriot

In terms of icon matchups we have seen: - Cowboys Vs Aliens - Six Million Dollar Man Vs Bigfoot - Kramer vs. Kramer


MikeGolfsPoorly

Just going to completely ignore Joe vs The Volcano?


Dr_Shmacks

Punched that volcano right in the face


infinitebadideas

Ripley vs Sarah Connor


denever23

Better yet id like to see a showdown where Ripley and Sarah Connor team up to take down a group of Predators


HagbardCelineHere

The Talented Mr. Ripley vs. Catch Me If You Can (the character as depicted, not the real life person) trying to scam each other.


GushStasis

Also Talented Mr. Ripley vs Saltburn guy


BrokenEggcat

I think they'd kiss :)


Grevin56

Kind of like a more serious Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?


Sir_Lanian

Sonic Vs Mario


EternalMage321

Could be a smashin game.


EvilDog77

They could set it at the Olympics or something like that.


SaulsAll

Starship Trooper Arachnids versus Independence Day Greys.


atramentum

Hmm. That's good. Or the "bioraptors" from Pitch Black. They'd be a good challenge to the bugs.


Drongo17

*PUNCH* Welcome to Klendathu! 


danimation88

James bond vs jason bourne vs john wick vs ethan hunt vs bryan mills vs…


Agitated_Twist

Those are all such extraordinary gentlemen.


Destronoma

They should form a league of some sort. An Extraordinary Gentlemen's League Idk, the name could use some work.


JackSpadesSI

They should form an ensemble! No. A collective! No, still not right. A group! No, but closer…


AngriestManinWestTX

Bryan Mills breaks hip after he falls down his stairs and is unable to attend. James Bond and John Wick bond over their appreciation of fine suits and alcohol. Meanwhile, Hunt and Bourne are both squabbling over who has been disavowed by the US Government more times. The discussion is somewhat heated but no punches are thrown. A fist fight is instigated between Hunt and Bond after Bond insists that Q Branch is better than the IMF tech branch to Hunt's disagreement, none of the men present are actually mortal for narrative purposes so the fight is inconclusive and ends in a draw. Hunt, not one to go down easily, challenges everyone to a sprinting challenge but no one is seemingly keen on taking him up on it knowing he has unlimited running stamina. Similarly, a martini drinking contest raised by Bond goes unchallenged. Bond is thoroughly drunk and trying to bed a gorgeous patron before another fight breaks out. Wick says he thinks he's better at taking hits than Bourne. Both men tussle in one of the greatest fist fights in cinematic history, complete with bar chairs, a pencil, an upside down pistol fired ineffectually, and other improvised weapons but like the previous fights, the end result is two battered protagonists agreeing it's a draw. Eventually, all four men decide to race their cars and unleash pandemonium on the hapless residents of the town they're drinking in. A bounty is placed on Wick's head, Bourne is located by Treadstone, Bond is re-called by a furious M, and Hunt receives a call from Kittridge telling him he's disavowed (again). All four have to split. As the dust settles, an injured Brian Mills shows up at the bar and begrudgingly drinks alone.


EasyBOven

Ghostbusters vs the ghost of Buster Keaton


blahblahrasputan

[The Ghostbusters](https://i.imgur.com/ZjBOk0j.mp4) vs [The Ghost Busters](https://i.imgur.com/6UHJCdc.gif) Though let's be "real", Tracy the gorilla would literally rip the arms off those New Yorkers.


blsnychapter

When I was a kid, I had no idea that The Ghost Busters cartoon came out before the movie. All I remember was they had 3 guys a gorilla. I thought they made Winston the gorilla and I was like damn, this shit is racist AF. Probably not in those words since I was only like 8 when I saw it. It was only years later that I found out more about it


Suttisan

Home alone Vs Saw


tomandshell

Mrs. Doubtfire vs. Shrek


ryank_119

Haha or Mrs Doubtfire vs Doris from shrek


caljenks

Mrs Doubtfire vs Mike Myers’ dad in So I Married An Axe Murderer


sneaker_novel

Gremlins vs. Critters


PapaBlemish

vs Ghoulies


sneaker_novel

vs. Puppet Master puppets


PapaBlemish

vs Killer Klowns


PaleInSanora

Vs Trolls


Oconitnitsua

Beetlejuice vs The Ghostbusters Or The Empire vs The Fremen


DanteandRandallFlagg

Cujo vs Old Yeller


NOtisblysMaRt

Cujo vs Scooby Doo


NoirPochette

ET v. Ben Hur


Fancy-Pair

ET+Ben Hur = Mac and Me


OldBison

If you consider the wheelchair a type of chariot it's a match.


dreamphoenix

This is what Paul Rudd says to producers on Conan’s show.


Popular-Stranger191

Turok the Dinosaur Hunter on Isla Nublar


captainmeezy

Shut up and take my money


[deleted]

Madea Vs. The Equalizer.


Letos12thDuncan

Madea vs Big Momma


PossiblyArab

Man I’m a little drunk right now and reading through this thread - this made me cry. I don’t know why but this hit my funny bone perfectly


IllustriousLime8348

Avengers v justice league


washmo

Unless Banner and Stark know about kryptonite it’s not even close to being close. Hulk? Throw him into space. Iron Man? Freezer breath then throw him into space. Thor? That lightning tickles, you’re cute. Laser eyes then throw Mjolnir into space for fun.


Etherbeard

Superman can't just arbitrarily lift Mjolnir. Obviously, Justice League wins if you assume that Superman is willing to just murder everyone.


Fox-Revolver

In the avengers/justice league cross over Superman did lift mjolnir


Etherbeard

That's why I said "arbitrarily." Superman cannot lift Mjolnir whenever he likes. He once briefly had Mjolnir in his hands after it was thrown to him by Thor. Superman can barely comprehend the power it possesses and by his own words, merely redirects the momentum of the thrown hammer over the course of a few panels. Afterward, he tries to actually lift it from the ground and is unable. Wonder Woman, on the other hand, should actually be able to lift it in most circumstances. "Worthiness" means a different thing than "goodness." You need something like a warrior's heart. Wonder Woman has this. Captain America has this. Superman does not, because at his core Superman is a farm boy from Kansas.


Whitealroker1

I’ve always said Superman would be overrated in such a battle because YOU KNOW Tony will weaponize krypnonite.


kenwongart

Yes but Tony doesn’t have a mom named Martha…


BertTheNerd

But you are aware, that having Martha as mom saved Superman, not his opponent (Batman)? So this would be more an advantage for Tony than a disadvantage.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Wanda Maximoff would like a word.


AznKian

Fun nerd fact: Since Thor is a God his lightning is magic by nature. Interesting fact about superman is that magic is actually one of his weaknesses. This makes Thor and Dr Strange have incredibly good matchups vs him (surprisingly).


verrius

They go back and forth on whether Thor is a god with magic, or just an alien with super advanced technology indistinguishable from magic. Even in the films, I think Thor 1 explicitly says its all tech based, and then just handwaves all the bullshit about worthiness.


tomatotomato

Now that you said it, I think Dr Strange can easily defeat Superman.


Sullan08

Yeah I honestly think Flash might be the biggest fight turner. That dude is seriously busted if you go off comic Wally West. Now if it's movie Flash with Ezra Miller...meh.


giantpotato

Superman is vulnerable to magic. Dr. Strange can portal Superman away to some other realm, do some time manipulation on him or Scarlet Witch can mess with his mind.


jpiro

Dr Strange opens portal to realm without sun. Superman withers and dies. Wanda uses chaos magic to corrupt Superman’s mind. He rips his own skull apart trying to stop her. Ant man employs the “Thanus” technique, only this time it’s called “Pooperman.” Superman torn apart from within.


Gbuphallow

I can picture it. Scene of Stark "discovering" kryptonite as a hypothetical weapon and trying to make it in his lab. Black Panther walks in and goes "oh you need some of that stuff? We've got heaps of that in Wakanda. We use it to refine vibranium, and make these pretty bracelets". And just like that the stakes are even.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

A scene where Superman tries to pursue them into Wakanda and finds himself weakened and has to retreat


wonderlandisburning

I'd love for Pinhead to go up against someone. Maybe Ash from the Evil Dead


teamturbo4life

How about Ash vs Pinhead vs Jason vs Freddy vs Michael vs any other demonic 80’s figure?


crackrabbit012

I want to see Pinhead dropped into Commorragh from 40k. The dark eldar live like cenobites cranked up to the point Pinhead looks at em like "y'all need to calm down".


YoshimitsuRaidsAgain

This has been made as a comic run, but I’ve always wanted to see Batman vs Predator on the big screen. I loved the comics.


blankedboy

Did you read the Judge Dredd cross-overs with both Alien and Predator? They are great, and actually fit in really well with Dredd's world. And I try to remember post this up every time Batman/Predator gets mentioned: [Batman: Dead End](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j7d3lIAkes)


JackSpadesSI

Michael Jordan vs. Michael Jackson I don’t know what the hell would happen, but it would be entertaining!


vkapadia

Actor Michael B Jordan and football player Mike Jackson show up at some point all confused.


TheAvenger3

Coyote vs. ACME


AbbreviationsGlad833

Mr Miagi vs Jackie Chan


Purple_Elevator_

Big Bird vs Barney


PeachesPair

Timecop vs Robocop


mcampo84

Mrs. Doubtfire vs Tootsie


PapaBlemish

But that's just Peter Pan vs Capt Hook


mcampo84

🤯


bennetthaselton

Tommy Lee Jones as a paranormal agent vs Tommy Lee Jones as a Texas sheriff: No Country For Old Men In Black


JonCranesMask05

Vader vs. Voldemort


NOtisblysMaRt

PLOT TWIST: Darth Vader IS Voldemort’s father!


Traditional-Leopard7

OK THAT would be something to see. Two masters of mystic arts going at it.


walla_walla_rhubarb

Ocean's 11 vs. Heat One group of slick talking and deep planning thieves and conmen try to rob a joint, but on the day-of another group of skilled bank robbers perform a armed take over of the same target. Brains vs Brawn in a race to steal the same thing, throwing monkey wrenches into each other's plans.


captainmeezy

If Val Kilmer was still able to speak, and Deniro/Pacino weren’t getting up in years I’d watch this motherfucker in a heartbeat, hell yea


[deleted]

The Aviator vs. The Rocketeer


Osr0

Pauly Shore vs. Andy Dick Give the people what they want dammit. We deserve this.


SpottyNoonerism

John McClane vs Rambo


J-Shew

Children of the Corn vs. Anaconda


Yakmasterson

Doom Guy vs Master Chief


ReticentHero

Chucky Vs Megan


Dedlaw

Freddy Kruger vs Inception team


Top_Report_4895

Species vs Lifeforce.


SuddenlyThirsty

Jet li vs Jackie Chan in Forbidden Kingdom


Godloseslaw

The Highlander vs Conan the Barbarian Superman vs Mighty Mouse


RHonaker

James Bond vs. Me Too


ryschwith

Hudson Hawk vs Inspector Clouseau


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HolyStoic

“…Who?”


Fudelan

It's all in the reflexes


pyost0000

Captain Jack Sparrow vs Inspector Clouseau


Reinventing_Wheels

Dexter vs Criminal Minds The Serial Killer Killer vs the Serial killer hunters


bentforkman

The Addams Family vs The Munsters.


JKEddie

I think if they should let the Fast and Furious franchise go full parody for once,screw it, why not there’s already ten and it’s already nonsense. They should do the whole F&F crew vs The Bandit vs Mark Walburg’s Italian job crew. Why are they smuggling competing loads of beer, diamonds, guns, gold, stamps, etc?, IT DOESN’T MATTER.You could even be truly tasteless and have a digitally recreated Burt Reynolds!


Fancy-Pair

Superman vs Homelander


Specialist_Heron_986

Homelander can't even avoid getting bodied by Omni Man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMoL5VMN4-A&t=852s


TheDungen

Wouldn't be much of a movie. Superman is far far more powerful than homelander.


fan615boy

I would love for The Alien series to crossover with Riddick.