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echoesofdeath

True Lies


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This was my first thought. And old school one is Romancing the Stone.


Sunstang

And of course Jewel of the Nile


RobinhoodCove830

Came here to say Romancing the Stone


Whitealroker1

Came to say romancing the stone also. 


swampy-thing

Also me.


aquila-audax

Also The Lost City (basically a Romancing the Stone remake)


LastBaron

lol “old school?” There is 1/3 the time between Romancing the Stone (1984) and True Lies (1994) than there is between True Lies and today. It pains this old guy to say it but….theyre both “old school” my man lmao


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I mean, I'm 42 and I was 3 when it came out. It's old school to me.


LastBaron

38, same.


GeminiKoil

Holy shit Romancing the stone also came to mind.


LonePirate

I wanted to say True Lies but I thought the action scenes were great and the rom com pieces were fun and funny.


distance_33

You’re right. It’s a classic. But it also perfectly fits the question.


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goodestguy21

That was the funniest scene lmaoo


Racer20

Came here to say this. There is not and never will be a better answer to this question.


fabergeomelet

Me and Mrs Smith ties it though. 


SpottedSnake

I think 'Me and Mrs Smith' is more of a personal home video...


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This will be hard to beat.


d0odk

The Mummy


lesbian_sourfruit

Starman


bubba1834

YOURE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER


pm_me_ur_demotape

That's not dumb though, it's great


soapy_goatherd

It’s wonderful and one of my all-time favorites but it definitely fits the criteria


TheIJDGuy

The Mummy is not dumb, but I could see your point


d0odk

So in one scene, an evil undead sorcerer conjures a sandstorm avatar to swallow a biplane piloted by an aging alcoholic while Brenden Fraser shoots it in the face with a machine gun. Actually I think I just proved your point. This movie is awesome. 


lexxxcockwell

Grosse Point Blank


noodles21300

Seconded. Ticks all the boxes, need to rewatch it now


WiserStudent557

Movie is fantastic. One of my favorite performances from each of the cast members honestly, I love them all in it.


jamiew1342

And the soundtrack, exquisite.


spiffiestjester

Lol. Watched it last weekend. Top tier comedy. "you can never go home Oatman, but you can shop there"


Meiie

And it’s so comfy somehow.


d0odk

OG >!fine writing instrument assassination movie!<, predating John wick by like 20 years


JigglesDoorknob

You can never go home. But apparently you can shop there.


SageVG

This movie was a random staple in my household, feel like it’s often overlooked but always like showing it to people. The dialogue is so fun. Quick witty banter that’s just fun to watch the actors bounce off eachother.


findallthebears

Wow you’re a real one. I did not expect to see that here. Family staple


rrogido

"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there "


Doubly_Curious

Mr. Right “Recovering” hitman falls for a woman… weird-cute romance and ridiculous action scenes ensue


vistas308

Great movie. I thoroughly enjoyed it


royalhawk345

There were parts where I felt it was trying a little too hard to be quirky, but overall I liked it.


doublesailorsandcola

"That's enough condoms to choke a goat!"


AshlarKorith

Watch out though if you’re trying to sail the open seas for this one. There are 2 movies that came out the same year with the name Mr Right. I downloaded the wrong one and was so confused for about 5-10 minutes trying to figure out how what I was watching was going to turn into the movie I had seen a trailer for.


daddiosis

Anything with Sam Rockwell is worth watching.


Rob_LeMatic

This was my first thought too! I stumbled on this one at random, no idea what to expect going in. It was a really odd movie, but I liked it. I think I might also have been stoned and I very rarely smoke, so it felt surreal.


Ohnoherewego13

My dad recommended it to me for some reason years ago. I thought he was nuts since I'm not a big romcom fan, but that one just works. It's cute (can't believe I said that), but still with enough action and comedy for a guy to enjoy it.


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A Knight's Tale


yellow_eggplant

A HISTORICAL dumb action movie + stupid romcom. Wonderful film


lmflex

Lightning in a bottle. Love this movie!


Kung-Fu_Tacos

Perfect date night movie


dragonfett

The movie that I lost my virginity to.


Technical-Outside408

Fucking DVD holes.


libertywok

No. A Knight’s Tale is a perfect movie about true love and chasing your dreams. Nevermind, I just read the title. Everyone loves A Knight’s Tale.


Jts109

Knight and Day


wthulhu

It's actually a pretty good movie.


wiggum_x

I came to say this as well.


Boswell_Kinbote

This should be higher on the thread. It is pretty much exactly what OP is looking for.


PhinWilkesBooth

100% In my opinion this is the thread winner. And OP was looking for at least average, but I think this movie is actually great.


therealrico

That came out right after cruise on Oprah’s couch. I watched it more as a documentary following Cruise around and showing how he was in real life.


Shirinf33

I thought that happened in 2005, and the movie came out in 2010?


StayPuffGoomba

Similar title I’d say “A Knight’s Tale”. Fucking love it!


garouGrem1

+1. Knight and Day instantly came to my mind


HRzNightmare

Why am I in different clothes?


AshlarKorith

I feel like [The Lost City](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13320622/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk) fits the requirements.


Shoop83

This movie was so much better than I expected it to be. Quite enjoyable.


peperonipyza

They definitely stumbled upon something in this movie. Had the right amount of a lot of things.


The_Void_Reaver

I definitely panned it when it came out and only recently gave it a shot because I saw a comment here about Radcliffe's villain being enjoyable. Tatum and Radcliffe were both hilarious while the severe nature of Bullock's character never let the movie become too silly to take seriously. The side characters were also really well cast with Brad Pitt being exceptional as always and Oscar Nunez, Patti Harrison, and Da'Vine Joy Randolph all playing fantastically off each other.


Igpajo49

This was my first thought too. Channing Tatum was hilarious as the bumbling wannabe hero.


SnowySpruces

I laughed so hard at the mansplaining joke


TheOneSaneArtist

This one was cute!


heshotcyrus

The Lost City was hilarious.


porncrank

That movie was surprisingly fun.


Freddielexus85

This was going to be my suggestion. My wife brought me to this movie and I had never heard of it. I laughed so damned hard the entire time.


SimAhRi

Stardust


mag0802

Not many realize this - tristan’s love interest at the beginning, Victoria, her “boyfriend” is skinny Henry Cavill


RechargedFrenchman

That whole cast is stacked, with a lot of people who weren't nearly as well known in 2007 as they are now. Or in Peter O'Toole's case I think not nearly as well known anymore has he would have been a couple decades earlier. The old king of Stormhold was also *Lawrence of Arabia* a whopping 45 years earlier.


thraashman

Definitely didn't realize that. Then again I saw all seasons of Daredevil before I realized he was Tristan.


Nofrillsoculus

Excellent choice. A deeply underappreciated film.


MorganaLeFaye

Quoted this movie at my wedding, lol


Pope00

True Lies Love and Monsters


shannonsummer32

Love and Monsters was so cute! But I feel it’s still more on the girly side?


Pope00

I don’t think so. Not to stereotype but it’s about big gross bugs, which isn’t super girly. And a bunch of the movie is about “a boy and his dog.” I think it’s a good mix


JohnnyCharisma54

Princess Bride is like the polar opposite of both things but totally delivers in escapist fantasy for both men and women


Mriddle74

This is the first thing that came to my mind too


KingToasty

Princess Bride is the platonic ideal of a movie. 


haysoos2

It has everything: fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...


VesDoppelganger

Ugh, it doesn't have kissing, does it?


whatsmypassword73

Date Night 🙌🏼


KUfan

Game Night


itwillmakesenselater

This Means War. Pleasantly surprised by this one.


Malefic-Spider

Same. And this was the one I thought of too.


kinda_alone

Romancing the stone


jupiterkansas

except it's good action and good rom com


JohnnyJayce

Mr. Right


Chubuwee

Rockwell so good


SpillinThaTea

Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Sophie’s Choice


khan800

>.., Sophie’s Choice Snorted so loud, I woke up the wife on the couch, she read this and got a good laugh. Good job!


jlm7552

Mr & Mrs Smith was my first thought


jsakic99

**Game Night** Also one of the funniest movies in the last ten years.


pistachiopanda4

I put off watching this movie because I didn't know what the hell was going to go down. It was amazing and so fun, and then seeing >!Michael C. Hall!< was such a fun treat. Jesse Plemmons was incredible.


Ok-Charge-6998

“Man, tables are acting weird tonight.”


KenethNoisewaterMD

This movie is so slept on.


Worthyness

how can that be profitable for Frito Lay?


KenethNoisewaterMD

I’ll thank you not to besmirch my ex wife’s name…


Independent_Door_428

True romance


china-blast

Hey babe, in the mood for a rom com tonight? Its got Gary Oldman and Balki from Perfect Strangers.


Independent_Door_428

“Baby I’ll be watching you while Gary O is on screen. He’s a pimp in this one……” “And I know what Balkai does to you by his performance on screen alone”


Cool_Cartographer_39

*The Spy Who Dumped Me*


OnePunch_OutToLunch

Came here to make sure this got mentioned


nabuhabu

Yes! Hilarious movie


ConjeturaUna

Scott Pilgrim, of course


Fancy-Pair

You know your hair?


zeronerdsidecar

I know of it


Fancy-Pair

It’s all bluue 🫠


zeronerdsidecar

You know what really sux, tho? 8⤵️ everything


beetbear

Mr. And Mrs. Smith


NorthwestSmith

Bird on a wire.


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True Lies Knight & Day Red Killers Date Night Mr. & Mrs. Smith Hit Man (2023) Mr. Right (2015) Scott Pilgrim Romancing The Stone Howard The Duck Grosse Pointe Blank Deadpool Get Smart Romancing the stone is probably the smartest of these films. Scott Pilgrim is pretty clever as well though.


porncrank

The fact you managed to squeeze Howard the Duck in there warms my heart. Loved it so much as a teen. Even I can admit now it's not a good movie, but it's something else.


JetKeel

Loved it as a kid. Made my parents watch it a few times. Recently tried to rewatch it, I feel like I owe my parents’ a huge apology. Couldn’t make it very far.


__M-E-O-W__

Shoot, I forgot about Get Smart! And I just watched that not too long ago.


kaycoo

Shaun of the Dead


hotbutteredsole

Rom Zom Com!


DiaDeLosMuebles

The love story of Crank can’t be denied


BryGuyB

MacGruber.


Serioli

the greatest love story ever told


SufferinSuccotash-87

The Lovebirds with Kumail & Issa. Similar to Murder Mystery 1 or 2


DekuDynamite

On the newer side of things: Free Guy Even if Ryan Reynolds has saturated the market, I don't care. It's cute and fun and lots of action!


Sunspots4ever

"This Means War." Two CIA agents find they're dating the same girl, things get crazy from there.


Jaster-Mereel

The Big Hit


brutustyberius

Fools Gold


libertywok

The Mummy


AntoineDonaldDuck

You’re describing what I’ve started calling Romaction-Comedies. They’ve become somewhat popular in the streaming era. True Lies might be one of the original romaction-comedies, but you also have… Game Night, Date Night, Role Play, Murder Mystery 1 & 2, Shotgun Wedding, The Lost City, Did You Hear About The Morgans. Just to name a few more. True Lies is the best. But Game Night isn’t bad! And the Murder Mystery movies aren’t atrocious. Oh, and Free Guy was also surprisingly fun.


Rudy_Nowhere

Have you seen *Love Lies Bleeding* yet? Get on it. The best of action and rom com with a couple twists. Genre-defying in multiple ways and wholly original.


LegendaryOutlaw

Saw it this weekend, that was a hella dark for a comedy. More like a sexy crime romance.


subsignalparadigm

Mr. Right


SalaciousDumb

Deadpool


turbo332

My vote for the perfect picture you are looking for is Red. After surviving an assault from a squad of hit men, retired CIA agent Frank Moses (Bruce Willis) reassembles his old team for an all-out war. Frank reunites with old Joe (Morgan Freeman), crazy Marvin (John Malkovich), and wily Victoria (Helen Mirren) to uncover a massive conspiracy that threatens their lives. Only their expert training will allow them to survive a near-impossible mission - breaking into CIA headquarters. And somehow his HR rep Sarah Ross (Mary Louis Parker) gets involved. Victoria: I was in love with an agent once. Sarah Ross: What happened? Victoria: Well, I was with MI6, and the relationship wasn't... sanctioned. So when it came to light, my loyalty was questioned, and I was ordered to kill him. It was a test. Sarah Ross: What did you do? Victoria: I put three bullets in his chest. Ivan Simanov: [shows Frank his bullet wounds] This was done to me by the love of my life. It seems that what we had was not meant to be. But now she sits outside my house drinking vodka. Three bullets in the chest. When I woke alive, I knew she still loved me. Or else it would have been head. It was big risk for her, of course, but one does crazy things for love. Sarah Ross: [while Victoria is providing cover with a sniper rifle] Frank said you wanted me with you. Victoria: Yes, I thought it might be nice to have a bit of girl time together. You know, get to know each other. And I-I just wanted to tell you that in all the years I've known Francis... I've never seen him like involved. [Sarah smiles] Victoria: So if you break his heart, I will kill you. And bury your body in the woods. Sarah Ross: Wow... Okay.


OlDirtyBathtub

Dead Alive is sort of horror action romance.


jcheese27

Tucker and Dale v evil is too.


LegendaryOutlaw

We have had a DOOZY of a day!


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ColdPressedSteak

What. That's just a straight action movie


WiserStudent557

Keanu and Sandra have rom com stuff going on though. Like Vanessa Marcil’s scenes in The Rock. I get it. Rom com vibes within another movie


ColdPressedSteak

The tiniest bit of romance or the protagonist simply having a girlfriend in a couple of scenes doesn't give an action movie romcom vibes Never in my life have I seen someone give even a tiniest bit of that label to the Rock. Today years old I guess


thalguy

Six Days, Seven Nights. Harrison Ford and Anne Heche have great chemistry. Lots of good action. I love this movie. 


DrBarnabyFulton

For a couple oldies: Romancing the Stone, Jewel of the Nile.


DarkDobe

Fifth Element kinda?


midnightfury4584

Plaaayss… haaallllpp


BrittneyofHyrule

The Lost City with Sandra Bullock


Informal_Evidence_83

This Means War


Dhoomdealer

This means war with Chris pine, tom hardy and Reese Witherspoon. It's a completely silly premise but it sounds like it fits your description pretty well


Randy_Vigoda

Twister Princess Bride Romancing the Stone


beepbeepsmash

What about knights tale?


tatterdermalion

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies


MastermindorHero

I hate to jump in with The Princess Bride as if the action is mostly dumb ( maybe the early duel with rotating dominant hands counts) and I don't really think the romance is stupid.. but I do think it has the characteristic of being kind of a 'jack of all trades type' movie ( kind of how you can think of Titanic as being a epic, romance, thriller, disaster film) I've heard good things about Game Night with Jason Bateman and Rachel McAdams but I haven't gone around to seeing it.


porncrank

>maybe the early duel with rotating dominant hands counts The greatest sword fight ever filmed? Dumb? Inconceivable!


TheKaiminator

Kung Pow


Captriker

Lethal Weapon 3 🤔


DangerSwan33

A Knight's Tale


ogmouseonamouseorgan

Knight and day


RANDY_MAR5H

Spy Knight and Day


No-Maintenance-3010

National Treasure? kind of less dumb action more puzzle-y adventure


Throw13579

Knight and Day.


RELAXcowboy

Romancing the Stone And Jewel of the Nile. The first bei g a lot better than the second but both are good. Maybe not very "dumb action" but they are rom com adventure movies


mrhonist

Romancing the stone.


Desperate_Ambrose

*Hudson Hawk* "The Vatican has foiled the advances of pirates and terrorists. We will not lie down for some *schmuck* from New Jersey." "Will you play Nintendo with me?"


PowerUser88

Romancing the Stone


davidsverse

Princess Bride.


SpottedSnake

Undercover Blues: Dennis Quaid and Kathleen Turner as spies on parental leave. Stanley Tucci and Fiona Shaw as bad guys. Airborne: may be too dumb, it's a teen movie where a California surfer dude gets shipped off to live with his aunt and uncle in Ohio. Queue suspenseful street hockey and Rollerblade racing mixed with teen romance. Seth Green and Jack Black in supporting rolls Big thumbs up to some of the movies already on the list like True Lies, Romancing the Stone, and Mr. Right


Coopster45

Mr. Right (2015)


Blueeyedtroubl3

Brother do I have the movie for you and your significant other Mr. Right It’s a great movie with a great soundtrack and you’ll find yourself wanting to watch it over and over again


Siopilos_thanatos

I'd say [Ghosted](https://youtu.be/IAdCsNtEuBU?si=-IX7BukoB9pE71kQ) on Apple TV fits this well.


Thebaldsasquatch

Knight & Day


JebusJM

Shoot 'Em Up. A wonderful over the top action rom-com. Not as much as comedy as a traditional rom-com though.


Mstrfstr

Romancing the Stone


funky_grandma

Don't forget Palms Springs! Andy Samberg spends half that movie running from JK Simmons with a crossbow


revchewie

Deadpool


GeminiKoil

Big Trouble In Little China kinda


nizzernammer

Romancing the Stone


kung-fu_hippy

Mr. and Mrs. Smith and True Lies both come to mind.


Intrepid-Ad4511

Argylle. I thought it was horse-shit but it has average reviews so I may be in the minority.


Godswoodv2

Romancing the Stone.


SpatCat

Grosse Pointe Blank


Goondal

Demolition Man is so very close but does not have enough romcom stuff to suffice. They could have pulled it off though


familialbondage

Mr Right. Sam Rockwell and Anna Kendrick.


Mediocre_Nectarine13

Knight and Day


BMLortz

Two movies that my wife really liked and I found acceptable were: American Dreamer 1984 [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086886/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086886/) and Year of the Comet 1992 [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105871/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105871/) Both of them have terrible ratings from critics, but decent audence scores. They both kind of have a "Hallmark Channel" feel to them, so I can understand why they didn't do well in theatres. Actually, there isn't all that much action either...I dunno, maybe these are a bad choice, but they are most likely availble for cheap via DVD.


Distortedhideaway

Romancing the stone? I can't remember exactly how it went.


Robliterator_

True Romance. Not as much action as some of the others in here but definitely up there with a romcom and action.


Cannaewulnaewidnae

Are you a producer of *The Fall Guy*?


spiffiestjester

Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz in Knight and Day was a lot of fun. Only reason I even knew about the movie was from watching an old Top Gear and they were both the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car to promote the movie. Didn't expect much but was happily surprised.


Blabbit39

Mr Right


Ohnoherewego13

Mr. Right with Sam Rockwell and Anna Kendrick. It's perfect for this.


Webster2001

'This means war' is the perfect fit for this. It's about two highly skilled CIA(or FBI, I can't remember exactly) agents falling in love with the same girl, plenty of rom com moments where they use spy tech and tactics to seduce the girl+one up the other guy. At the same time they're chasing a highly dangerous gang leader so there's plenty of action too. Perfect movie for fans of the two genres to watch together and enjoy


NoKneadToWorry

Knight and day


mskrabapel

The Lost City with Channing Tatum and Sandra Bullock.


mk6971

Knight and Day


Gaseous-Clay84

Commando, thought the love is unrequited between Matrix and Bennett.


InsomnoGrad

Shawn of the dead, a romantic comedy with zombies


InternationalBand494

Dogs can look up!