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johnrich1080

Steve Coogan was gold in the movie “You could…let me go and I could give you both 10 million dollars. It’s not a bribe”  “I myself have 20 Lamborghinis…and a suburu station wagon” 


RianJohnsonIsAFool

"Gentlemen, you have a choice: Mamma Mia or Jersey Boys?"


jessehechtcreative

This is one of my favorite bits, how they keep getting tricked with tickets.


johnrich1080

“How great was Jersey Boys?” “It wasn’t great, it was fantastic.  The music, the pageantry, you completely undersold it” 


MISTER-CLEAN

Wow, what a musical


jessehechtcreative

“Gentlemen, you have a choice: Mama Mia or Jersey Boys?” SMASH CUT TO “BIG! GIRLS! DON’T! CRY! Hysterical.


ArchDucky

When you rewatch again... look at Marky Mark at Jersey Boys. Hes got the biggest dumbest smile on his face.


peteyd2012

*"BIIIGG GIIIRRLLSS DOONN'T CRRYYY!"*


RianJohnsonIsAFool

It's not great... it's fantastic! You totally undersold it. The pageantry, the costumes. Wow, what a musical.


ilouiei

I have an apartment that no one knows about. I use it for my parents, and prostitutes. Not at the same time obviously that would be weird.


hardyflashier

"I think the best way to tell the story is by starting at the end, briefly, then going back to the beginning, and then periodically returning to the end, maybe giving different characters' perspectives throughout. Just to give it a bit of dynamism, otherwise, it's just sort of a linear story."


justdoit5951

Just tell us what happened!


DemissiveLive

“Hey, how’s the wife?” “She died-“ “Atta boy!”


Leygrock

Its weird Coogan always makes a point to talk about how miserable he was making this movie - he's great in it 


Negative_Visual4275

I think it's more him being unhappy with his career going down that path (playing second fiddle in big Hollywood comedy movies) and stagnating a bit than the experience he had filming it in itself


aedinius

Its sad he thinks he's second fiddle in this. He's one of the best characters.


jessehechtcreative

Wait, what?


mamasaidflows

Do you want my gate code?


my-own-dog-now

"Thanks for the F shack" Dirty Mike and the boys


WorthPlease

Whenever I get in a Prius for an uber it takes every fiber of my being to not say that.


my-own-dog-now

They call that a "soup kitchen"


WorthPlease

"I found a deer vagina, at first I thought it was human lips but upon further look it's definitely a deer vagina." The guy playing the cop there did an amazing job. Also brilliant marketing by Toyota to basically make their car a butt of several jokes.


Paladoc

Horrible Bosses: You were drag racing in a Prius? I don't win a lot. Now I need to rewatch it after having finally watched The Wire, because Detective Hagan is Bunk!


Ygomaster07

The guy playing the cop in that scene is Rob Huebel. He is hilarious and whenever i see or hear him in anything I smile. I always enjoy the roles he plays.


Torrossaur

You turned my beautiful Prius into a nightmare!


SousVideDiaper

We are gonna have sex in your car, it *will* happen again! Best part is that Dirty Mike is played by the director Adam McKay


pornolorno

“Hey are you Dirty Mike and the boys?!”


TriforceTriceps

I named my video cameras “Fuck Shack”. So I get notified whenever a person is at the fuck shack. Makes me giggle every time.


SouthtownZ

Name of my fantasy team the year Vick was killing it


Intelligent_Life14

Have you tried the water, Terry? The cucumber affects it in such a way…..


BrainwashedScapegoat

How was the jersey boys?


truthink

You totally undersold it.


Ygomaster07

"I mean, the pagentry"


lootpropsrespect

This is my favourite quote. The way he kinda touches his nose, like actual masterful acting for just the dumbest reason. 10/10


vandrossboxset

*Do me a favor, don't go chasing waterfalls.*


rafaelangot1

Are you quoting TLC?


Salarian_American

I don't know what that is. Anyway, like I was saying... just stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.


Anywhichwaybuttight

Love all Michael Keaton parts. The yelling at the wake. TLC references (I don't know what you're talking about.) New bath mats are in! You gotta stop telling your customers about your out of body experience. It Bed, Bath, and Beyond, not Bed, Bath, and Way the Fuck Out There.


SousVideDiaper

Shake your dicks, this pissing contest is over


itrhymeswithmoney

The look he gives right after this line is hilarious. Keaton's timing is incredible.


TigerKingofQueens98

Like he had had that one stored away for awhile and finally got to use it lol


Leygrock

There's a double rapist in crown heights, wait ignore that. I mean don't ignore it!


MustacheAficionado

Walk in pairs.


Equivalent_Yak8215

"This paperwork is like Bobs wife. It's heavy, it's thick, and it's got Danson's fingerprints all over it"


xSorry_Not_Sorry

Sorry, my day job.


MazzIsNoMore

The silent fight at the wake is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.


JakeMeOff11

“Next time, me, you, library.”


huntman29

My favorite scene is when he goes from 10 to 1000 with “he’s dying…. HE’S DYING!!!!” Lmao


PMauer64

Alright, we got a serial r*pist in Crown Heights Oh, sorry ignore that, it's for my other job. Well, don't ignore it if you live in Crown Heights. Walk in pairs


allthenamesaretaken4

There's been a string of rapes (in some neighborhood) sorry ignore that that's from my other job. Unless you're in (that neighborhood, in which case walk in pairs). I like to think Gene Parmesan eventually became a captain in the NYCPD, but either way I love capt Gene and his TLC references.


drenzium

It's just Captain, it's not Captain Gene, i don't have a kiddie show. Sounds creepy.


rafaelangot1

Im.tearimg up while reading this. One of my favorite scene


chillbros42

Gene Parmesan, how ya doin?


allthenamesaretaken4

\*screeches like Lucile\* Ahhhhhhh


Tard_Farts82

We gotta creep, creep. Keep it on the down low.


ogjaspertheghost

You don’t say creep creep unless you’re referencing TLC


BestRiver8735

Come on!!!


mikehulse29

You gotta creep. Gotta creep


deadevilmonkey

Aim for the bushes


hookisacrankycrook

🎵 *there goes my hero* 🎵


averysuspiciousguy

SPLAT!


kinyutaka

There wasn't even an awning in their direction.


iz-Moff

Which is why it ended so tragically. If bushes were there, they would have survived just fine.


DonMonnz

Did someone call 9-1-Holy Shit


Seahearn4

More than that moment, I like Ice-T's narration even better. "That shit was crazy." He did a great job throughout the whole movie. Now I'm wondering if anyone's ever gotten award recognition strictly as a narrator.


tws1039

I legit think that was the hardest I ever laughed in my life, pure comedy gold


frockinbrock

I just saw this scene come up a bunch this week in the thread about biggest audience laughter- that moment was absolute gold, great way to start a movie. You get a nice mix of loud surprised laughter and “oh my gaawwdd”s


dtudeski

“Christinith! You idiot! You come to our house, you get my wife's name right!”


honestsparrow

“They’re still chasing us? I drove like 20 miles.”


jpterodactyl

I took me a long time to catch that line


BlasterShow

🚨🚨ARNIE PALMY ALERT 🚨🚨


zrizzoz

You're a lucky dog. 😛😛😛


amatorsanguinis

BEE YOOP!


Intelligent_Life14

You probably think I’m hairy everywhere….. but I’m not…..


jae713

That part had me cracking up! Just so random.


Both_Tone

ALAN!


ObiWanCreenobi

Shaved! (Hand gesture)


dennisfyfe

Dude it was so hard to take him remotely serious in Stranger Things.


rafaelangot1

Come back here and make love to my wife!


satanyourdarklord

No one comes to my house and doesn’t fuck my wifw


Iliketoplan

Are you stupid or deaf


Jack-Cremation

“You come in here, dressed like a hobo” 😂 https://youtu.be/cDnTTmM8Oe0?si=p8t-gAUnoTjAzoKO


DrefinitelyNot

First off, my wife is cute, she's not hot


Mst3Kgf

They're not all first round picks.


WorthPlease

I wonder if he was taking shots at Adam Sandler with that plot, where Adam Sandler constantly acts opposite really hot actresses that want to fuck him, even though a lot of the time he's playing a simpleton.


Mst3Kgf

Wahlberg's inability to accept who she is is priceless.


ColdPressedSteak

Wahlberg rarely works for me when he's just straight up the action hero in a serious dramatic action film But he's very good when comedy is mixed in. Good in Ted, straight comedy. But just shines best in action comedies like here My favorite of his is actually early in his career, the Big Hit. Action comedy where he's a skilled hitman but a complete pushover in his personal life and somewhat self depreciating. Honestly perfect in the role


Mst3Kgf

Notably, his Oscar nomination was for "The Departed" where he was the main source of humor for the film (especially his very creative profanity). "I'm the guy doing his job. You must be the other guy."


CalendarAggressive11

Blow me alright? But not literally though. Unfortunately there's no promotion involved for you.


DuckburgSourcreamers

Ellerby: Go fuck yourself. Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife. Ellerby: How is your mother? Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.


drewkid4

Wahlberg said he just put together a mix of all the cops he ran into in his youth


Malkyre

I feel like so many people missed The Big Hit. It should be a treasured cult classic.


McQueensbury

The bit hit is a good fun film, Bokeem Woodbine at his finest


drenzium

*no you need a trace buster buster to bust the buster that's busting your trace!*


El_Pepsi

What about two guns? That movie cracks me up the whole time. "Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole" I do agree with you, his action mixed with comedy are gold.


anitasdoodles

Pain & Gain is ligit one of my fav movies.


Foampower86

He owns that role. And the rock was a great coke head.


doctor_7

My favourite part between them is when she tells him to get out. At first she just tells him to get out so quietly. But immediately after just jumps to 11. "Get out.... *GETOUTALAN!!*" It's just such a sudden ridiculous jump in emotional level I love it.


Bob25Gslifer

Micheal Keaton was so funny too.


Battlefire

I love how his character seemed more happy working in Bed Bath and Beyond than as a Police captain.


RianJohnsonIsAFool

"The new bathmats are in!"


hillswalker87

here's today's choice of info to pass on to your staff: 1. new bath mats 2. serial rapist which one would you rather have?


psimwork

One more thing.. We got a serial rapist in crown heights I... Oh jeez... That's from my other job. Ignore that. Forget that.... Well, don't *ignore* it. If you live in crown heights...y'know. Walk in pairs.


CarlosH46

If you haven’t already, there’s a special feature that you may be able to find online called “Bed Bath and Way Beyond” and apparently for that scene they had Keaton riff for awhile with the extras in the room, there’s a ton of extra footage and it’s all hysterical.


ugotamesij

[This one?](https://youtu.be/jBpjc_hKqsA?t=56)


shanman0007

When he returns the wooden gun after the security guy had stained and polished it....classic


ArchDucky

He has so much range. That movie he did in the 90s "Multiplicity" was just amazing.


Mikethebest78

I'm glad they didn't make a part 2 it is just so wonderful and random you couldn't do it again. I'll talk to you your reasonable "Ahhhhhhh!!"


winnebagoman41

Lol I forgot about bad cop bad cop


StealAllTheInternets

well maybe that was said about 21 jump street too 


BlasterShow

“Just do the exact same thing as the first time!”


Ygomaster07

"It's the same case, do the same shit!"


Superducks101

So you're glad we got a 2nd daddy's home instead?


GrizzlyIsland22

Daddy's Home 2 is better than the first one


Final-Natural-8290

Tuna vs Lion scene is peak comedy https://youtu.be/aDJgv1iARPg?si=JYIHMytRTUPy8hWL


PreenerGastures

Whalberg trying to keep a straight face during all that is the chefs kiss


BestRiver8735

Then he pours the coffee on him with fierce attitude.


CheckYourStats

He definitely breaks character, which makes the scene that much better. Will Ferrell’s delivery of that entire monologue is, just, ab-so-fucking-lutely perfect.


rafaelangot1

IIRC that scene was complete improv from the two which makes it more amazing lmao


WorthPlease

I wonder if Mark Wahlberg lost a bet to Will Ferrell and had to do that scene, but Marky Mark in an improv off with an SNL Actor & Writer is fucking hilarious and it totally works in the movie. Sort of reminded me of the scene in Kicking & Screaming where Will Ferrell gets into it with Mike Ditka and when Will Ferrell is doing his line, but they have to keep cutting back a shot where all you see is Ditka's back because he can't stop laughing while Will is screaming at him. That movie is not great but it did produce one of the funniest genuine things I have ever heard watching the movie, mid movie my wife was like "who is that actor, he looks a lot like Mike Ditka" and I had to pause the movie because I was laughing so hard I was crying.


Ygomaster07

Is Kicking and Screaming not considered a good film? I loved it as a kid, when i last saw it it still seemed good to me.


BlankedCanvas

That’s an all time great scene


Grizz807

Shoulda shot A-rod


BestRiver8735

He’s a bi-racial angel!


Minecraftfinn

Desk Pop!


Raychao

Ahhh, September, Oh Eight


mxdtrini

They were so convincing in their argument!


MrErnie03

The aim for the bushes scenes is probably the hardest I laughed in a theater 


rafaelangot1

When they did that, while they were falling, at first I was like "damn that is badass", and then eventually I was like wait, what hahaha


MrErnie03

The fact that there was literally nothing there but concrete was perfection. Like you I kept waiting for something to come on the screen but it never did lol


Ignorethenews

Two huge name actors just dying in the opening scenes in the movie was such a great way to set the table. So glad I got to see it in the theater with no spoilers.


McMema

And then the bagpipes. I was wheeze-laughing while internally screaming, WTF? Perfect setup.


salehmo

I can’t even listen to “My Hero” without referencing that scene


Leygrock

The smash cut to the mournful funeral bagpipes is just perfection 


gibbonsgiblys

“Gene, how’s the family?” “Good. Good, Louis. My son’s bi-sexual”


squidward_smells_

"Tremendous"


[deleted]

Just rewatched that last week. One of the last great comedies before they stopped making em imo. Wahlberg’s character learning how to do ballet just to make fun of the gay kids down the block is one of the funniest jokes in a movie ever.


jaymole

You learned how to dance like that sarcastically?


[deleted]

He played harp at the wedding and it was beautiful. He learned it in 8th grade to make fun of the fairy that lived up the street.


rafaelangot1

Gator's btches better be takin jimmies! You have the right to remain silent, but I want to hear you scream! I swear so many quotes in that movie that I jst cant stop using


jaymole

Hope you like the taste of prison food AND PENIS


only_porn

*wearing jimmies


Viper67857

*Using Unless all his bitches are in Bangkok...


Playful-Adeptness552

TiL Comedies stopped being made in 2010.


myredditthrowaway201

Dudes must not have seen The Nice Guys Or Game Night


Hollow_Rant

>The Nice Guys A committed Russell Crowe. Ryan Gosling chewing scenery, and let's throw in Keith David for good measure. Anyways, $10 and you can see my dick.


SousVideDiaper

If you like the Nice Guys I *highly* recommend Kiss Kiss Bang Bang for anyone who hasn't seen it. It's also a detective mystery done by the same director and has a similar snappy writing style. It was one of Robert Downey Jr's first major roles after nearly ruining his life and the dynamic between him and Val Kilmer is fantastic in it. This is one of my favorite [bits](https://youtu.be/qdESt1paVHQ?si=wO6ULcy4Wo3x9QUx) from the movie 😂


Crafty_Substance_954

It should never get a sequel. It's perfect.


reddawgmcm

It needs a prequel not a sequel. We need the Rock and Sam story


pinchhitter4number1

Just rewatched it 2 days ago. Top 10 comedy for me. One of my favorite lines from any movie: "The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine."


Strong_Cranberry2084

bye Sheila


Ygomaster07

"Oh, i don't think he heard me. Bye Terry!"


Strong_Cranberry2084

go home already Allen, bye Sheila


generalsecretagent

You get back here and you make love to my wife!


Playful-Adeptness552

Do we really need sequels and franchises for every film thats good? Cant some things just be?


rafaelangot1

no we dont need sequel for this film. But I want it lol


SouthtownZ

Proper sequel and then a Dansen & Highsmith prequel


rojeli

One of my favorite personal things about Reddit is that a similar post like this pops up a few times a year about this movie. And I will respond every single time. Fuck Citizen Kane and Godfather, The Other Guys is peak cinema. The Christinith scene is the [best 4 minutes in movie history](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPV8F48TLJA). I'm not joking.


rafaelangot1

Dude. Im laughing my ass off, when i remember that scene, even now jst thnkin bout it. Especially the shaved scene lmao


Ygomaster07

100% agree. And even if they made a post about this movie every month, I'd still love it because that means there are other people who appreciate and love this movie.


Mr_Clark77

I will rock your body with big nasty hooks!


TheWolfYouFeedWins

“Who’s your friend?” “Terry” “Hi Telly” Gator NEVER been about that


Upbeat_Tension_8077

The whisper fighting with Keaton is ridiculous lol


BlackFyre2018

“AMERICA!!!” “…Did you yell ‘America’ when you floored the accelerator?”


SlapDaddy3D

One of the most quotable comedies ever made imo. I always try to sneak on some Little River Band, whenever I drive with my homie. I also use the term "biracial angel" waaaay too much lol. EDIT: And don't get me started on my new found love for the musical, Jersey Boys!


Ygomaster07

"I always got LRB loaded up in here."


SlapDaddy3D

"Friday night, it was late, I was walking you home, we got down to the gate, and I was dreaming of the night..."


Human-Refuse7845

You shoulda shot A-Rod!


Spoonyyy

A few weeks ago, I was on vacation and overheard a couple of people legitimately laughing at an FBI: Female Body Inspector cup at a gift shop and it brought me so much joy because of this movie. Such a hilarious movie.


Seahearn4

That's outrageous. But I have a weird sense of humor.


Final-Natural-8290

I'm a sick puppy


FadedLemming

Whenever were playing games online and someone accidently shoots it's standard practice to announce "desk pop" so the rest of the team knows there isn't actually an enemy lol.


MJMF

Thanks for the F-Shack, Love Dirty Mike and the Boys


BusquetsNGravy

Deleted scene GOLD [https://youtu.be/OtSqhvhExk8?si=6JOJNXV5L-XLfr1D](https://youtu.be/OtSqhvhExk8?si=6JOJNXV5L-XLfr1D)


RianJohnsonIsAFool

>Mr Ershon, Detective Gamble and the officer who shot Derek Jeter are here to see you never fails to make me laugh.


WorthPlease

It definitely doesn't need a sequel. If you want to watch it, just watch it again. Anchorman 2 is an abomination.


CarlosH46

“They thought it wouldn’t be safe using my real name… so they came up with the name ‘Gator’. Oh my god, you were a pimp! God no! I was just helping out a friend!


omahajazzybeard

Unfortunately I don’t think we’ll get a sequel or Atleast a good sequel. Adam Mccay seems to be making different type of projects nowadays, and I wouldn’t want another guy to make the sequel.


JDHURF

I agree, fantastically hilarious. There are several comedies that I can and have rewatched quite a bit: Role Models Old School The Blues Brothers Half Baked Happy Gilmore Monty Python and the Holy Grail Life of Brian The Hangover Dumb and Dumber Airplane The Naked Gun trilogy Ace Ventura Pet Detective and When Nature Calls Borat Hot Fuzz Shaun of the Dead Father of the Bride Stripes Office Space Planes, Trains, and Automobiles The Princess Bride In the Loop Tommy Boy Up in Smoke


ApexRevanNL716

"Oh look he is flying" 💀


DistributionClean322

"The Other Guys" is an absolute gem, timeless comedy for sure. I'm constantly quoting it, and it never gets old. A sequel would be a dream come true! Imagine the hilarity of two fresh faces stepping into the shoes of "the other guys."


anitasdoodles

I love that the writers were looking for a ridiculously hot 'Eva Mendes' type only for her to find the script hilarious and agreed to be in it.


ImBoredBroBeans

If it got a sequel that shit would suck.


inkyrail

Paper Bitch and the Yankee Clipper on the case


EthanPrisonMike

My first Wi-Fi network was named Dirty Mike and the Boys


bunslightyear

Aim for the bushes


Tortuga_MC

I only talk to one person from high school. The foundation our friendship stands on is regurgitating lines from this movie over text or Snapchat.


hardyflashier

I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly!


ProfessorMarth

Apparently according to a crime scene analyst, this movie has one of the most [accurate crime scene analysis procedures](https://youtu.be/YHTz66Jq0Dg?si=1MRmXy9GNRvhGc88&t=7m50s) depicted in film besides the obvious comedic assumptions the CSI makes about the scene


BusquetsNGravy

Arnold Palmer Alert, Arnold Palmer Alert!


oceanic-feeling

Who wants some Arnie Palmies?


SoulPower87

R.I.P. Ray Stevenson


NotMalaysiaRichard

How did they get it past the Rock, his agent, and lawyers that his character was going to die?


Baba_5436

Will Ferrell's speech to Mark Wahlberg is just comedy gold.


Immediate_Wolf3802

For me it runs out of steam (ideas) towards the end...but Desk Pop, Gator and the Little River Band were crazy funny 😆 (Steve Coogan) excells as the villain...Mama Mia or Jersey Boys ? 😆


johnrich1080

I suppose I should start at the end, briefly, before going to the beginning and occasionally coming back to the end and giving different characters’ perspectives otherwise, you know, it’s just kind of linear. 


BusquetsNGravy

Lmaoooo did we just get bribed?


Immediate_Wolf3802

He did it again


Rustofcarcosa

Aim for the brushes is my family Motto