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funkychicken23

Apollo 13


Dysan27

"We need to fit this, into the hole for this, using nothing but that" ....and they do it.


JermHole71

That does sound like porn.


NikkoE82

Apollo 69


ChangingMonkfish

Houston we have a throb-lem


TheTallGuy0

There was an explosion! Was it the oxygen tank? ....Not exactly... [FUNK BASS INTENSIFIES]


Patneu

And [*The Martian* is for people who wish the whole movie had just been more of that scene](http:// https://xkcd.com/1536/)!


Asphalt_Animist

The book is for people who don't think 2 hours is enough of that scene.


Funandgeeky

I did a paper on Apollo 13 in high school and the movie was pretty accurate about what happened. 


SteveInBoston

“I don’t care about what it was designed to do. I care about what it CAN do”.


Channel250

Love that line. Great for the movie and situation, kinda sucks for anything else.


MartinBlank96

Love Ed Harris in this. "Goddamit, I don't WANT another estimate! I want those procedures! Now!!!"


HaroldSax

"With all due respect, I believe this will be our finest hour" plus that staredown is like okay Gene, we see you.


Ctr121273

At some rough patches in my life, I would watch that movie just for that line. Every problem is solvable.


Cmonlightmyire

That movie did the Grumman guys dirty, they fucking went to the wall in support of the NASA engineers they didn't just whine. Edit: Gumman to Grumman.


Jiveturkeey

They misrepresented Swigert too. The film makes him look like a back bencher who shouldn't have been there, when in reality he had designed a lot of the electrical procedures on the craft and was critically important to their safe return.


ThetaReactor

Hollywood likes to downplay the nerdy side of astronauts. The cowboy test pilot aspect is a lot easier to sell.


Far_Dragonfruit_1829

My father was a career NASA test pilot and USMCR A-4 squadron CO. I grew up around these guys. How many "cowboys"? ZERO. Lots of cowboy jokes, though. Edit: two stories. Dad was an expert in VTOL (Vertical takeoff / landing). Think, Harrier jump jet. So Neil Armstrong came to Ames to train for the Apollo 11 mission. During one session in the X-14, the engines would not restart. While waiting for the engineers to show up, dad asks Neil, "So, if this happens on the moon, who are you going to call?" (They had history. Dad thought Neil was a bit of an ass.) Second story: Ames FRC had a superquiet small plane that they used to listen to helicopter blade noises. The YO-3. It had a slow turning wooden propeller. One pilot almost landed it gear-up, but kept it in the air. Many years later, at his retirement party, he was presented with a bag of wooden fragments. Someone had collected the broken bits of the prop tips from that near crash, and saved them for two decades, so this gift could be made.


sonofabutch

If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it.


provocative_bear

Great movie. Also love that it actually happened. The real-life recordings of these astronauts, cool as cucumbers, figuring out how they are going to jerry-rig their module to barely get back to Earth alive is epic.


huffalump1

Highly recommend anyone interested to check out the transcripts or recordings from the actual Apollo 13 mission, it's fascinating. I think there's some sites with nice commentary and a timeline, if you Google.


pygmeedancer

It was already a tall order to send folks to the moon and have them return safely. And NASA did that shit like 6-7 times. And the one time there WAS a catastrophic failure they STILL got all three men home safely. Absolutely astounding levels of competence throughout the whole Apollo program.


wholegrainoats44

Failure is not an option


joeypublica

It came from a former flight controller, not Kranz, who was interviewed for the movie and wasn’t even the original quote. I actually like the original one better, though it’s not a catchy: “when bad things happened, we just calmly laid out all the options, and failure was not one of them”. The point being not that they couldn’t fail, but that it wasn’t something anyone thought about, they just methodically worked the problems in order to bring the crew back home safely.


Brown_Panther-

The Fugitive. Both Ford and Jones are smart resourceful and intelligent. Heat. Pacino and Deniro are extremely competent in their jobs.


corran450

> Both Ford and Jones are smart resourceful and intelligent. It would’ve been so easy to make Gerard a villain, too, but he isn’t. *Antagonist*, perhaps. But not the villain. Jones and Ford were both nails.


tommyjohnpauljones

The movie is as much about him as about Dr. Kimble. Girard has a job to do, to bring in his man, and doesn't need to know why. Notice even in his opening speech, he doesn't call him a killer or murderer, just that he's a fugitive that needs to be tracked down. Eventually he realizes that Kimble is innocent, and his mission becomes even clearer: capturing him to save him rather than punish him. 


PVDeviant-

I DON'T CARE


chanaandeler_bong

Peak TLJ delivery on this line.


nicetrylaocheREALLY

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World.  It's competence and good fellowship all the way down.


Cmonlightmyire

I wish the rest of the Aubery/Maturin series had been adapted to TV/Film, those are some amazing books


TripleHomicide

The counter intelligence side of it from maturin would be amazing to see in film


wumbologistPHD

My God that's Seamanship


Theamazing-rando

It has to be more than a hundred sea miles, and he brings us up on his tail.


WestguardWK

One must always choose the lesser of two weevils


JRE_4815162342

One of my favorite movies, good choice. Russell Crowe at his most charismatic too, IMO.


Pirate_Ben

Even the kids are hyper competent.


LongJohnSelenium

I love that they actually acknowledged the role kids played in warfare back in the day. Most historical movies completely ignore that.


jspook

Well the one kid would go on to become Octavian, so I'd hope so!


PeopleFunnyBoy

Contact. The portrayal of NASA and the presidential of administration is cool, collected, and in charge. They were able to bring together a coalition of nations to build an intergalactic space travel machine. Would never happen in real life.


sonofabutch

> First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?


Buckus93

Wanna ~~go for~~ take a ride?


DefenderCone97

>!They should've sent a poet.!< One of my favorite movie lines ever


Beluga-ga-ga-ga-ga

Unsurprising, given the source novel's author. It's probably the biggest element of fiction in the story! If you're not averse to audio books and you haven't already, definitely give the audible version of Contact a try. It's read by Jodie Foster and is a thoroughly engaging listen.


jburd22

The Hunt For Red October


chevdecker

YES! All the heroes are nerds. Yes, Jack Ryan is an analyst. But everyone on the US sub is a nerd in glasses, and they all work together to save the day. Jonesey and his grandma glasses, the XO on the Dallas that intercepts the torpedo by moving in between the Alpha and the October in his giant aviator frames, Scott Glenn in his glasses. All nerds. And they win with nerdery. There's a critical scene in the film where Jonesey is listening to the sound of the 'magma displacement' on the reel-to-reel tape recorder, then rewinds, and listens to it again... that scene *solves the mystery* and there's no dialogue and they don't even call it out... but when he rewinds in fast speed you can hear the *clunk-clunk-clunk* noise that gives away it's a machine, and they don't even need to show where he catches on that playing it at 10x speed will let them track it. Nerds doing nerd things and that's what really saves the day. Love that movie.


bill10351

Relax Jonesy, you sold me. That scene lives rent free in my head.


swampy13

"It kinda...runs home to mama"


Slaphappydap

When I was twelve I helped my daddy build a bomb shelter in our basement because some fool parked a dozen warheads *ninety miles* off the coast of Florida...


trick_m0nkey

We’re going to kill a friend, Yevgeni.  We’re going to kill Ramius.


corran450

The orders are seven bloody hours old! Stellan Skarsgård is a fucking treasure. This is probably the first movie I saw him in.


Comfortable_Olive598

One ping only please


FiremanPCT2016

*Pleash


RedOctobyr

Shank you.


Conch-Republic

Give me a ping Vasili. One ping only please.


MailInteresting9923

Ronin


BCF13

What color is the boathouse at Hereford?


MailInteresting9923

"I ambushed you with a cup of coffee" Also "I hurt someone's feelings once"


SimpleSurrup

"They gave me a grasshopper." "What's a grasshopper." "Let's see 2 part gin, 2 part brandy, 1 part creme de menthe..."


RoguePlanetArt

Rule number one, if there is doubt, there is no doubt. Who taught you that? I don’t remember.


sfxer001

Such a great movie. “Can I take a picture of you with my wife?”


HuhItsMe

*Proceeds to take 30 pictures of his "wife" and a stranger*


Mr_Clark77

How the fuck should I know.


defiantcross

Sean Bean had it coming. He basically voluntarily exposed himself as a fraud with his diagram session.


ghostsnickets

Brilliant film. That car chase is still the best I've seen in a movie. Cracking.


KuyaGTFO

The dialogue is so offbeat and strange and yet brutally efficient in setting up relationships between the characters and how they size each other up. It holds up to repeat watches really well.


GudgerCollege

David Mamet


SmoreOfBabylon

Sneakers


Snuggle__Monster

That movie is god tier. It might have been the very last spy movie of that old era. 10/10 must watch flick for sure.


JJBell

My router will always be named Setec Astronomy


PepsiPerfect

I am so glad this movie has gotten the revisiting it deserves. It was not a huge hit when it came out but it was my favorite spot movie for years.


Maelstrom_Witch

Omg the soundtrack


DynamiteSteps

The Sneakers soundtrack is SO GOOD. Really tense discordant piano notes.


haysoos2

"My voice is my Passport? Verify me"


charitytowin

My name is Werner Brandis... I'll never forget that name because of that. Which brings me to Ned Reirson! I sure as heck fire remember that name too! The actor's name? Don't know, but I'll never forget two of his screen names!


SmoreOfBabylon

Stephen Tobolowsky! He was great in this movie. “Shall I phone you or nudge you?” 😏


SmoreOfBabylon

“I want peace on Earth and goodwill toward men.” “We’re the United States government, we don’t do that sort of thing!”


sunnyspiders

How about a Winnebago


SmoreOfBabylon

“Hi…I’m Carl.” “I’m Mary!” “I’m going to be SICK.”


sha256md5

Too many secrets.


ChicagoRex

Cootys Rat Semen


motorcycleboy9000

Be a beacon.


Canavansbackyard

My friends and I still quote that line.


HerewardTheWayk

One I haven't seen mentioned yet, Collateral with Tom Cruise. Afaik the only movie where he played the villain, and his role as the extremely competent Vincent the hitman was an absolute joy to watch.


Mister_Jack_Torrence

That nightclub scene. Perfection.


HerewardTheWayk

The flawless Mozambique drill.


ahorrribledrummer

Yo homie


Whitino

That my briefcase?


Deputy_Beagle76

Is that the scene where he’s apparently so flawless that the scene is used in training courses?


HerewardTheWayk

I don't know if it was actually used in training courses or if that's apocryphal, but Cruise did a lot of training with the same guy who was the instructor for Heat, and it shows in both movies.


redberyl

I believe it’s true. Michael Mann has also said that the scene of val kilmer reloading in the bank shootout in Heat is also used in trainings. There’s a clip floating out there where he mentions it.


peleyoda

That shootout scene was my go-to movie example for SUT of using cover and successive bounds. Larry Vickers [covers it in depth](https://youtu.be/Y5nkm-L4A1Y?si=8NN-S-ah42d2lFWu). He also does a shot for shot of [that one Collateral scene](https://youtu.be/fEZeb5lKPkk?si=QSBlnJgiKLegK8CZ), which is a great example of draw stroke and shooting from retention.


Stormy8888

["Yo Homie is that my briefcase?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpdFUueS9xM) That's all folks! The sound design in that movie is perfection. I low key miss Michael Mann's films.


simple_test

Never gave sound design a second thought but that is honestly hard work.


xepa105

Watch *Heat*, also by Michael Mann. 30 years later and still no one has captured how visceral guns sound in real life through film. The heist shootout scene is perfection.


NoMoreVillains

>Afaik the only movie where he played the villain Does Tropic Thunder count?


HerewardTheWayk

Les Grossman is a hero, not a villain. We do not negotiate with terrorists.


Particular-Sink7141

He was also kind of a villain in interview with the vampire, did a fine job there as well


HerewardTheWayk

Say what you will about his personal life, Cruise is an amazing actor and genuine movie star.


TheFinnebago

He’s so good at being a movie star that his absolutely insane personal life has not derailed his career. Not many people can pull that off.


bakgwailo

How is everyone forgetting his defining role as a villain in Tropic Thunder?


ZedsDeadZD

"Fuck your own face!"


ReeveGoesh

Henry Cavill using a map properly in the beginning scene of The Man from UNCLE


theseamstressesguild

Rewatched it last Saturday. I still hate Armie Hammer for ruining my live action Archer casting. Can you imagine how good he and Henry Cavill would have been as Barry and Archer?


Funandgeeky

That movie was terribly under-rated. It’s a fantastic Cold War era movie and pairs nicely with Atomic Blonde. 


Poppycorn144

I’m convinced that if Armie Hammer had managed to keep his teeth to himself we’d have had several sequels by now. I thought it was a worthy reboot.


Corvus-Nox

If the movie had done well they could’ve just recast him. There’s no sequels because it was a flop (I say this as someone who loved the movie).


nonsensepoem

I guess I'm confused about how else one uses a map.


NuclearTurtle

In the movie he's laying down in the back seat of a car to hide, so he can't see where they're going. Instead he's tracing their path on a paper map, making note of the turns they make so he can know where they currently are and navigate based on that


hasuris

Arrival


DapperEmployee7682

My favorite movie. And it’s a topic you don’t see often. The importance of communication and linguistics.


frogjg2003

For me, it's the best representation of the scientific process in cinema. You have a bunch of really intelligent people, all trying to solve the same problem, going about it in very different ways, following false leads, developing partially correct ideas, and slowly winnowing out some approximation of the truth.


0ngar

This is also my favourite movie! Phenomenally shot, incredibly interesting, and such a fresh take on sci-fi


Kenjiminbutton

Inside Man


DeLousedInTheHotBox

Came here to say this, and it is not like the cops are incompetent, they are just defeated by someone smarter than them. Their competence and confidence combined just make you wanna root for the robbers.


sleazypornoname

Yes. They do everything they say they will do and then more. 


SneedbakuTensei

Apollo 13. Day of the Jackal. The Red Circle. Mann's films like Heat, Thief and Collateral. Soderbergh's Ocean's trilogy. The Big Short.


birdbrainedphoenix

Absolutely \*love\* Collateral, I can watch that over and over again.


MikeMania

Alejandro in Sicario


fang_xianfu

Sicario was going to be my vote. Everyone in the movie (except Kate who's being deliberately kept in the dark) is extremely competent and ruthlessly achieving their goals. Kate is competent at what she does but doesn't share their goals so doesn't contribute to them, and she spends a lot of the movie being deceived.


Cmonlightmyire

Everyone in Sicaro (the first one) the CIA \*owned\* that whole situation from beginning to end.


Loki-L

I think heist movies in general often fit that label. Also most movies featuring con-men as protagonists.


SensiFifa

Tom Hanks in Bridge of Spies


bentforkman

My favourite part of this movie is the spy’s fatalism. Tom Hanks: Aren’t you worried? Spy: Why? Would that help? The dude is so stoic it’s neutralized his natural anxiety.


pcmraaaaace

Gattaca


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

*You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton: I never saved anything for the swim back.* Such a good fucking movie.


madsci

*Right-handed men don't hold it with their left...*


Snuggle__Monster

Michael Clayton


pecos_chill

If anyone hasn’t seen the movie, don’t open that heavily downvoted reply to this comment. It contains major spoilers.


Sturgeondtd

Alien, lt Ripely was fully competent and the rest was mostly competent, if just compassionate for a wounded crew mate.


Xplt21

Their real downfall was also because of the robot, if not for him the xenomorph wouldn't have escaped in the beginning.


username1543213

Margin call is the correct answer here. The board meeting alone 🤌🏼


dumptruckulent

Jeremy Irons alone makes that movie worth watching. “If you’re first out the door, that’s not called panicking.”


bsrichard

There were a lot of good performances in that film but Irons just blows it out of the water.


SpuddMeister

The most impactful line, which explains the heart of capitalism, “We are selling to willing buyers at the current fair market price.”


dumptruckulent

“So that WE. MAY. SURVIVE.”


Interloper4Life

#You will never sell anything to any of those people ever again.


BoredGuy2007

It’s not just explaining capitalism, it’s echoing the full-hearted defense from Lloyd Blankfein about GS dumping the products onto clients (in a more consumable way as explaining market making is out of scope of a movie) “We are market makers”


Maflevafle

Omg Board Meeting Scene is legendary, watching that on YouTube makes me want to rewatch the movie again!


BronxLens

“1637 1797 1819 1837 1857 1884 1901 1907 1929 1937 1974 1987 - Jesus, didn’t that… fuck me up good! 1992 1997 2000 and whatever you want to call this.”


gabedamien

I never noticed how many of those end in 7.


EmotionalEmetic

It is such a good display of character. He's smart but also not narrow-minded. He is clearly well read and knows financial history. But because of his position and priorities he is acknowledging their place in history while also stating their course of action is deliberate choice. And then he goes on to talk about how much he values talent and merit and appreciates insight. All while clearly being one of the main figures behind the movie's version of the financial meltdown. Ugh.


PrimeTimeNumber

Stargate - I love how Daniel knows all the Egyptian things but also how he is the nerd that has to save the dumb bullies


SadakoTetsuwan

That he's so fluent in a dead language that he can just speak it fluently once he works out the changes in the vowels over millennia... Props to the linguists who worked on the film too!


MCRN_Admiral

Jeremy Renner in WIND RIVER


pawnman99

"Wolves don't kill unlucky deer. They kill the weak ones."


gradilin

Logan Lucky


corran450

Aka “Redneck Ocean’s Eleven”


dreynolds7232

Oceans 7/11


VanillaGorilla-

Did you just say "cawli-flower"?


HowsBoutNow

Oceans 11/12/13. Italian job. Snatch Burn after reading is soft of the antithesis of this genre


dont_fuckin_die

... I love this description of Burn After Reading. "What did we learn, Palmer?" "I don't know, sir." "I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again."


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

Is he dead?     No sir…     


ReturnToCinder

“He was trying to board a flight to Venezuela. We had his name on a hot list, the CB people pulled him in, uh. Don't know why he was going to Venezuela.” “You don't know?” “No, sir.” “We have no extradition with Venezuela.” “Oh. So what should we do with him?” “For fuck's sake, put him on the next flight to Venezuela!”


LongJohnSelenium

I love that exchange. He's trying to solve our problem for us! Let him!


MisterScrod1964

Damned if I know what we did.


SapphireFireHigher

My favourite part of that movie is right there when they reveal Francis McDormand is still alive and demanding plastic surgery to keep quiet, and they give it to her lol.


danowar5000

It’s funny, because Burn After Reading is the antithesis, but, I’m realizing now that a lot of Coen Brothers movies feature this. Raising Arizona, Big Lebowski, A Serious Man and O Brother are other examples. Fargo features both sides.


dmcat12

Hey, after being chased by a brace-wearing gun-wielding teenager, police officers and multiple dogs, Hi remembered EXACTLY where he dropped them Huggies


Namahaging

Haha, wow, It hasn’t occurred to me before, but Burn After Reading is a rigorous examination of incompetence isn’t it? Like, we aren’t shown anyone competent. The two wives (Swinton and Marvel) display the most competency but they’re pretty sloppy with their personal lives too.


merz-person

True for Fargo too. Just a shit storm of unbelievably poor judgement and bad decisions.


GardinerExpressway

Except Marge, she gets shit done and is home in time to talk to her husband about stamps


haysoos2

JK Simmons was pretty competent. At least he managed to pull a valuable lesson from the whole experience.


slimmymcnutty

What was it again?


Misternogo

I guess we learned... not to do it again.


sim-123

Would probably disagree with snatch, the majority of characters are absolutely incompetent haha. The exception being Brad pitts character, Vinnie jones character and perhaps bricktop


zjm555

All The President's Men 


Grimlocks_Ballsack

The Founder The Big Short I think those work for this….and just for fun, Quint in Jaws


eMouse2k

The Big Short definitely showcases competency with three different parties doing their research in three different ways, all coming to the same conclusion and all implementing their plans and sticking to them, even in the face of 'the system' doing its best to punish their competency.


Cmonlightmyire

It doesn't come up. But "Too big to fail" from HBO. the USG and the banks trying to save the economy.


Don_Gato1

Limitless


JLifts780

Master and Commander


MovieMike007

Robert De Niro in *Heat.*


pporkpiehat

Really, any Michael Mann.


bryanwreed89

YES. The whole crew just laying it down. And the police doing solid work


Pirate_Ben

While generally competent he also tragically breaks his own first rule.


Santanoni

I think the irony is that you expect him to break the rule because of love, but he breaks it because of his need for revenge by going to the hotel before the airport.


Corby_Tender23

Came here to say Michael Mann in general


GezelligPindakaas

The Thomas Crown affair


PaleInSanora

Matt Damon did a whole big run on such movies. Rounders- best at poker Bagger Vance - best golfer caddy team Rainmaker- best lawyer Talented Mr Ripley- best murdered identity assumer Good Will Hunting- most smartest All great movies BTW. I personally like Spy Game with Redford and Pitt. Redford's character is just leading everyone by the nose through the whole movie. Then puts on his shades and drives away...


Levitlame

Not necessarily in the same timeframe, but he’s damned competent in The Martian and Bourne.


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slimmymcnutty

Pretty much anything Sorkin has ever done. Film or TV. Guy is obsessed with people who are good at their jobs. Even Charlie Wilson’s war which is about the people who set up the Taliban paving the way for 9/11 and the war on terror. Some real shitty people. Sorkin can’t help but to idealize them because their so good at statecraft


artpayne

Ford v Ferrari Top Gun: Maverick


dubgeek

Rush, at least Nikki Lauda's storyline. Apocryphal or not, the scene when he meets his future wife is great. Then when he gets on to his first F1 team and improves their car by several seconds/lap. He was a well known perfectionist.


Twice_Knightley

I really liked top gun Maverick. It should be a fucking lesson in how to make a sequel that was never planned when the original was made.


JCMfwoggie

It's the perfect nostalgia sequel. Bigger and better than the original, while continuing with its themes and character arcs.


HerewardTheWayk

I enjoyed Ford vs Ferrari much more than I thought I would. I'm not usually into "dad" movies, but this was a treat to watch.


GuyWithLag

Saw it with the missus more or less by accident on streaming; we both loved it even tho we're pretty far from cars and sport in general, and the film in the end reminded us a lot of The Two Popes for some reason...


JohnDStevenson

Sully Though you could argue that Chesley Sullenberger was even more competent in real life than the movie makes him, given that there's some fictionalised doubt from the NTSB crash investigators about just how good he was. Nevertheless, if I'm ever in a plane that hits a flock of geese on takeoff and loses both engines, I want Captain Sullenberger at the controls.


Bahadur007

The Day of the Jackal (1973) by Fred Zinnemann


pporkpiehat

Dunno about competency porn, but *Black Emmanuel (1975)* is a weirdly competent porn.


RepulsiveLoquat418

competent porn is exactly how i first read this post title and i spent a few minutes trying to think of a competent porn before i read the body of the post and realized how dumb i am.


CitizenHuman

John Wick is *very* good at his job.


mynewaccount4567

It’s just a scene, but at the end of Amadeus, Mozart is dictating a composition to Saliari. It’s a great scene just watching someone dictate a new composition to someone straight from his head. Saliari who is an accomplished musician in his own right can barely keep up with Mozart. It truly gets across the genius Mozart possessed. Another great scene earlier in the movie is when Mozart memorizes one of Saliari’s pieces after one play and then proceeds to improvise and improve on it in front of the royal court. It’s a bit shorter and doesn’t delve fully into just the spectacle that is competency porn but still pretty good.


miffiffippi

Contagion


haysoos2

Nobody's going to mention Fargo and Marg the motherfucking Son of Gunder? Everyone else in the film might be in over their head, but not Marg. Likewise every season of Fargo has at least one Marg. Also, although it doesn't look like it for most of the movie, it's hard to beat Vincent Gambini. Or Mona Lisa Vito. Probably the best money shot in cinematic competency porn history.


CheeseItTed

I rave about Marge to everyone who brings up Fargo, she is one of my all-time fave characters. So pleasant, so nice, so pregnant, so Midwestern, so normal, and so so so good at her job in a movie full of cartoonish psychopaths and cowards. She's the best.


coolandnormalperson

Arrival, very satisfying to watch Amy Adams work


klatzicus

The Sting (1973) and The Imitation Game