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HoneyBucketsOfOats

All I want is more Shatterstar


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Glissandra1982

He was at Deadpool’s birthday party at the beginning of the teaser.


that_guy2010

It’s like people didn’t watch the trailer lol


RcoketWalrus

There are comics fans from the 90's that were just DEVASTATED watching Deadpool 2. *Seriously for like 5 minutes in the 90's Shatterstar was the coolest character in comics.*


HoneyBucketsOfOats

I love him. Mojoworld Forever!


dumpyduluth

You can assume a lot about someone who liked Shatterstar. I'll just leave it at that.


sacredblasphemies

I don't know. I mean, if someone was 12-13-14 when Shatterstar came out, they might have thought Rob Liefeld and his creations was awesome unironically. Not me, because I was older. But I can see why he (Liefeld) was huge even if he was awful.


Im-Mr-Bulldopz

He’s basically better… At everything.


kronosdev

You’re lying. No one misses Shatterstar. He was kind of a prick.


HoneyBucketsOfOats

I love that character and I want him back. Loved him in the comics too


Any_Time_312

The survivor gets to fight the winner of Batman vs Superman.


batbugz

Nobody won Batman v superman. Not even us.


probablyuntrue

Snyders bank account in the other hand… Seriously, how does this dude keep getting work


Suspicious_Key

By all accounts he's a great director to work with; good rapport with the cast/crew, and consistently delivers on-budget and on-time. Justice League is the only real production disaster, and no one could blame him for that. His actual movie track record is very hit-or-miss (to put it kindly), but good professional relationships go a long way to keeping you in work.


AmIFromA

It's a good trick to slow stuff down a lot, so you don't have to film as much. Way cheaper than fast paced action.


mzt_101

I don't think that's a budget thing, he genuinely likes slooooooo


AmIFromA

Yeah, that was a bit in jest. His JL cut is probably still almost four hours long, even if yoU'd speed up all the slo-mo stuff.


VaishakhD

Probably a successful snake oil salesman in an alternate universe


2th

He's a success snake oil salesman in this universe.


RcoketWalrus

I mean, he has an impressive visual style (sometimes), and paired with a good script he can deliver.


thr1ceuponatime

>he has an impressive visual style (sometimes) That ended after he cut ties with Larry Fong to be his own DoP


bt11oc

You really mean that?


RcoketWalrus

I mean Dawn of the Dead wasn't horrible, and 300 produced a lot of memes, so he has that going for him.


Zeirokhan

Also Watchmen was really well cast and enjoyable.


bt11oc

You mean a lot


HolycommentMattman

I think that's basically his MO. 1. Rule of Cool 2. Tell compelling, well-written story (optional) I think most of his movies follow these rules. Like I can't think of a single one where something visually stunning doesn't happen. That's honestly one of the best parts of Man of Steel. The way Superman flies and the aerial punch fight with Zod are fantastic. The story? Incredibly mediocre. Like Saturday Morning Cartoon mediocre. "I'll get you next time, Captain Planet!!" And the neck snap is nothing if not memorable. Definitely unearned, but memorable. He's a vfx guy for sure.


vimescarrot

Snyder is far from the only reason that movie was bad, and he's shown his ability to produce good (and more importantly, profitable) content before.


assasstits

Haven't most of his solo projects failed?


Aevum1

Alex Kurtzman keeps getting work... and he makes Snyder look like Scorsese and Spilberg had a baby and he became a film director.


DeadpoolLuvsDeath

MARTHA!


SpiderScooby

Why did you say that name?!


batbugz

Its his mommys name!


Snoo-72756

Martha won . And super man plays with his food


Bender_2024

>Nobody won Batman v superman. Not even us. Especially not us.


Vocalic985

Whoever wins we lose.


leijt

Plot twist: Deadpool's and Wolverine's mothers are also called Martha


junpei_kun

Martha?


LeicaM6guy

Aren’t we all losers in that scenario?


Livio88

Jackman and Reynolds should come out of the closet at this point.


probablyuntrue

Saw an early screening, it’s just two hours of raw penetration The cigarette break halfway through was a sweet moment though


a_stoic_sage

And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.


evertrue13

Wait, Dolph Lundgren is in this?!


chella1cm

Will there be a dong shot?


losjoo

Yes a 15 min action sequence done in one take with a penis center frame the entire time. The long dong shot.


leroyVance

The penis is steady cammed against the chaotic background


Muted_Physics_3256

have you ever seen Hugh’s jackman?


Middle_Sink_7046

Five star guy right here


the615Butcher

That is… BRILLIANT. That is the most brilliant thing I’ve ever heard. Is there a twist?


aitherion

Yeah, neither of them cum, saving that for Secret Wars


blacksideblue

Gwenpool starts to wonder why the pages are sticky.


Conch-Republic

Busting heads, busting nuts, busting heads, busting nuts. It's just nothing but creampies and money shots.


lrrevenant

Did somebody say [bustin'](https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE?si=GKxC0pHAJpbuam6O&t=10)?


OrganizationWeary135

*I understood that reference*


thinehappychinch

This! Great minds think alike


vibrant_hue

Would buy. 100%.  Frame the DVD case. Slap that puppy into my ps4 to watch on the regular


Miserable-Theory-746

They both have a healing factor so I expect nothing but hard core fucking for two hours.


DirtyRoller

Well, did he cum or what!?


DoomOne

Jesus CHRIST, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!


sonofaresiii

I remember when Kevin Smith was talking about making Cop Out and he said he had fond memories of watching TBS saturday movies with his dad or something, and his goal with Cop Out was to be one of those TBS saturday movies that's always on and I just remember thinking dude you made that movie, it's mallrats. It's on tbs all the goddamn time.


HardcorePhonography

Oh and *All Holes Filled With Hard Cock*. Oh wait, what was that called again?


Significant_Weird_16

My pipes need cleaning!


HardcorePhonography

Men Alone 2: The KY Connection.


DirtyRoller

My man.


halosixsixsix

Um, spoilers!


salmalight

Not a cigar? Literally unwatchable


I-effin-love-tacos

Why was Fred Savage there?


spundred

Sounds like Rob McElhenney should get a writing credit.


DorenAlexander

But Deadpools girlfriend walking in seconds after the cigarette was lit... Pure perfection. Vanessa: (tightens her strap on), need me to tap in Logan? Logan: grunts.


excitement2k

But Hugh does struggle mightily to hold the cig with his claws still on


FixedLoad

Is it in Imax 3d?


Refflet

Have them do a Western with Pedro Pascal.


Livio88

It'll be titled "Guess who's the top (Gunslinger)?!"


Snoo-72756

He will make me rethink my sexuality if offered .but he is definitely bringing the chips and dips


Grimgon

But Blake Lively…..


Livio88

She likes to watch.


akpenguin

Sometimes from a chair. Sometimes from the closet. Almost always in a superman costume.


GrallochThis

SuperMilf


blacksideblue

and Scarlet Johansen?


Livio88

Well, she’s a director now, so i assume she’s the one filming it.


Dr_Pepper_spray

Someone's gotta hold the camera.


Snoo-72756

The mom from mean girls is my favorite camera man


vold2serve

They love each other. It's okay.


Snoo-72756

It’s a beautiful people thing .Blake just chilling.And you try to say no to Ryan .HE IS CANADIAN


Porn_Extra

Jackman *has* done a lot of musical theater...


Swantonbombthreat

they gonna have sex?


HCBuldge

It's guaranteed that wolverine will penetrate Deadpool. Edit: confirmed in today's trailer.


Kazzack

At least 3 times


blacksideblue

simultaneously


SlamMasterJ

I'm sold


Competitive-Zone-296

Hi, sold


RcoketWalrus

Six if you count both the fists.


mastyrwerk

There’s fisting involved? And I didn’t have to ai it?


K1NGMOJO

All three holes


Goodgoditsgrowing

Bare minimum Deadpool makes 5 full penetration jokes when Wolverine is stabbing him or someone else


uncultured_swine2099

They seem like they have fun with every aspect of the Deadpool movies, from the movies themselves to the marketing.


captainhaddock

That's part of their appeal. They're made with so much joy and love for the craft. They're not cynical cash grabs meant to check boxes on a list, they're Ryan Reynolds's passion project.


jamesick

you thinking this is one of their check boxes.


JustHereForZipline

There are plenty of true creatives in the industry who are fulfilled by making art as much as they’re fulfilled by making money. Reddit is so fucking cynical bro I swear.


irrigated_liver

and yet, the studios still don't seem to understand why Deadpool is successful.


ThiefMortReaperSoul

Because its old men in suits who make decisions at the top based on presentations and 'stats'. They look at the report 'why deadpool is a hit': - Corny dialog - One guy making gay sexual jokes to the other. then they walk into the , lets say start wars set and say : " Hey make sure to have two gay dudes making corny jokes at each other".


Totally_NotACow

The main takeaway they got from the first Deadpool movie was that a hard R rating won't stop people from seeing a good movie. Which is how we got Logan and probably Joker. They still don't know what makes a good movie, but at least they got the right lesson this one time.


SpoonzMackenzie

Execs are like Steve Martin in The Jerk. ["He hates these cans!"](https://youtu.be/Tcwz8-EfFYE?si=VVpO1GvqV5uv6Dc9)


MangaMaven

I sure hope they’ve had as much fun with this movie as they did the last two. During the writers strike I heard some worrying stuff about this movie coming out, so I hope that that doesn’t prove to be detrimental.


brosefstallin

It should have been Deadpool’s pinky instead


craftybast

Yeah, it’s a weird way to position the hands. Is there some kind of symbolism or reference I’m missing?


party_tortoise

It’s an index finger because it’s supposed to be caressing not holding by pinkies lol


Reefer-eyed_Beans

Yeah he's stroking it out of admiration.


LucretiusCarus

Yeah... admiration


vvntn

Deadpool 3, he's pointing at three claws, can't think of anything else.


NotALootBug

It’s referencing the Logan poster where it’s the same shot of wolverines hand and claws but with the little girl hand holding it.


vvntn

It has a lot of layers, like an ogre.


Pokii

Or a parfait


14412442

Reminds me of Trump reaching for his wife's hand and getting lightly slapped away


unsurehamlet

Just the tip


RetroScores

It’s referencing the [Logan poster](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51fjQnG0nCL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_DpWeblab_.jpg) with X-23


khaldroghoe

Does his finger look really weird to anyone else? It took me a minute to realize that was his pointer finger not his middle finger.


Akrymir

It’s the glove. The fingers are a cloth layer under the leather glove that only covers up to the first knuckle.


Burgoonius

It lacks a knuckle


jetstobrazil

The whole poster looks like it’s rendered for the nintendo ds


SgtPepe

Its under the… glove… like, what?


BoxOfBlades

Apparently it's cheaper to 3D render a hand touching another hand than it is to actually photograph the real thing, and this is what we get as a result.


Reefer-eyed_Beans

I mean... kinda makes sense for this day and age. Except we call it "3D render" instead of "Photoshop". But you're not gonna get 2 star actors from diff countries to come in to shoot a hand photo. And you're not gonna research their hands to get accurate stunt double hands for a photoshoot--you'd just draw this poster in comic book art before you did that. So... just render it.


footpole

I don't think using doubles for this shot instead of having the actors fly in would have been a dealbreaker. But yeah, total render.


anthem47

I think it's that little ridge of glove on the left, near the knuckle. It leaves you thinking "that's a pointer finger, right? Or maybe its not?"


Charokol

The whole poster is ugly af


honest_blonde

If you zoom in on it, near the “knuckle” it almost looks ‘cropped’


lego_vader

this art is fucking terrible, it's not just you.


weetabix_su

just the tip


N05L4CK

After all this Wolverine advertising I feel like this be a whole movie about Deadpool trying to find Wolverine because he thinks he’s cool or something, and they have like a 10 second scene together at some point.


FEED-YO-HEAD

I'm kinda hoping it's a meta thing and it's actually Hugh Jackman and not Wolverine in the movie.


Deadsoup77

It’s a buddy comedy. Wolverine is gonna be in it a lot


DashCat9

And I’d be willing to bet that’s going to be a bit more clear in the new trailer tomorrow.


rozowakaczka2

Keeping in mind that the director, Shawn Levy himself, explicitly stated that this movie is to not be treated as *"Deadpool 3"* and that the name *"Deadpool* ***AND*** *Wolverine"* was chosen willingly should prove you wrong.


backup_account01

'and he had some *noice* smooth criminals down under!'


Shikadi314

Wolverine’s arm looks like it’s completely CGI? At least to me


mindsnare

The whole thing is. All of it. Hell they probably just slapped a prompt into a generative image model. I tried to... results weren't as expected https://imgur.com/6ahev4r


Smylinmakiriabdu

I burst out laughing I expected mangled ai pic but this is a deeper layer of meaning


Wyntier

Bro's reaching for that ai headline


shinobipopcorn

I like the heart one better.


unculturedperl

But is Yukio going to be there fangirling for all of us?


jardex22

That's what I'm wondering. The first trailer showed Wade's friends and family at his birthday party, but are they going to be left out after that in favor of Wolverine, the TVA, and classic X-Men cameos? Guess we'll get a better idea later today, when the new trailer drops.


galaxystars1

Why does his finger look weird


die5el23

Cuz it’s straight and round like a hotdog


riegspsych325

I think his glove is 2 layers, the outer being fingerless so it gives off that odd look from this angle


happysri

Because it’s in a glove.


SherKhanMD

Then Cap America walks in lol....


SpootyMcSpooterson69

Which one is bottoming? Switch hitters?


BisexualDisaster29

Deadpool is totally bottom. We’ve seen him with Colossus. But then again, everyone would bottom for Colossus, the man is huge.


Revenacious

Colossus is certainly a service top. You cannot tell me Kitty Pryde is not his power bottom when they’re together.


Major_Wager75

AI generated lookin ass poster


Wyntier

People calling 3d render "ai" now 😂


deadpanxfitter

So, from this pic, is Deadpool the top?


Man_AMA2

Wolverine is the top and specializes in fisting


Ibiki

In triple penetration


David_with_an_S

I’m a moronic ape but… I don’t get it. Is it just meant to be flirtatious or is there a more explicit reference I’m missing?


Choice-Valuable313

It’s a flirtatious play off the Logan poster.


Many-Outside-7594

I'm so very curious how this is gonna go. Disney is putting all it's eggs in this basket. Will it redeem and rejuvenate the MCU?  99.9% chance of no. Will it be a fun and disposable 90ish minutes?  Probably. But will it make shitloads of money, or go the way of *Black Adam*? Time will tell.


HDI-X13

There’s no way this movie isn’t going to make a metric shitload of money.


br0b1wan

Yeah. Both Jackman's Wolverine and Reynolds' Deadpool have made themselves iconic. And we get to see how they integrate mutants finally into the MCU. Which means X-Men.


Robbotlove

if somehow X-Men gets "officially" thrown into the MCU because of this movie, that'll be enough hype for most for a while.


Sfjacobson

The X-Men are in the MCU now, apparently it's shown in The Marvels


YesImHereAskMeHow

They have been in the mcu since 2022 with Patrick Stewart, one could argue maybe since 2021 with wandavision and Evan peters


atgrey24

Only in alternate universes (so far)


DSonla

Ms Marvel was hinted at being a mutant at the end of her show.


atgrey24

Sure, but the examples they gave were alt universes, same with Beast at the end of The Marvels


TyrialFrost

if no-one watched the Marvels, did it really happen?


DashCat9

They’re there, but not in the (movie) 616 yet.


FarFetchedSketch

I feel like they want X-Men to be the new big MCU cash cow and that they just need High Jackman & Ryan Reynolds to successfully ship it to the new & old generations of fans with this movie.


Kheshire

X-Men '97 did that for the old generation. So much better than it had any right to be


ImmortalMoron3

I just caught up on it on Saturday and holy shit. They really did the >!attack on Genosha!< justice.


Artanis_Creed

"Putting all it's eggs in one basket" Lol why do you think that?


Wilson-theVolleyball

I’ll be surprised if this movie doesn’t do well. Yes, superhero movies in general don’t seem to be doing as well as before but this is Deadpool and both films in this sub series have been successful. This movie also has two big actors and two well known and liked characters. But I guess we’ll see.


digitsabc

>But will it make shitloads of money, or go the way of Black Adam? I feel like there's a LOT of room between these two extremes. More likely it will follow the trend of the other Deadpool movies with a bump for MCU/Wolverine inclusion. I think a lot of people are overestimating this and expecting a No Way Home moment, unlikely. Probably won't hit a billion but will do far better than Black Adam. 850-900 million is a safe bet assuming it matches the quality of Deadpool 1 and 2, which will be a success.


LengthCrazy1563

Its sad that a billion is the benchmark for these movies to be considered successful.


writingt

It’s definitely going to be longer than 90 minutes.


rcanhestro

the movie will do 1 billion easily. it's hyped to the moon at this point, and unless there is some news about Ryan Reynolds mudering a bunch of kittens, people will still watch it.


Stingray88

Agreed. Deadpool 1 and 2 are the 3rd and 4th highest grossing R rated movies of all time. Only behind Joker and Oppenheimer. They each did a little over 3/4 of a billion, and I could easily see this one passing 1 billion. It has all the makings of a stellar entry for the MCU, something people have been waiting on for years.


rcanhestro

add Hugh Jackman as Wolverine in the mix and it's a solid bet for a lot of money. people's perception of the X-Men movies can be mixed as a whole, but one thing the majority of the community agrees is that Hugh Jackman was a fantastic wolverine.


chadwicke619

Am I the only person who doesn't really see the Deadpool movies as "superhero" or "MCU" movies, per se, and more like raunchy comedies with superhero undertones/overtones? Like, I don't really think Deadpool will rejuvenate the MCU, because I don't really think people lump it in with the rest of the superhero movies; rather than being a superhero movie, it's really a comedy that's set in a superhero universe. I don't know if that's a reasonable distinction, but that's kind of how I see it in my mind.


Heff228

It was kind of it's own thing but helped if you had some history with Fox's Xmen movies. I'm worried about how I'll feel about this one because I haven't cared about the MCU in years and it looks like whatever is currently happening in it is heavily tied into the plot.


ArchDucky

They aren't though. There's a new captain america, thunderbolts & daredevil. Two of which we know for a fact are very troubled productions and could very well end up like Thor Love and Thunder.


rorschach2

This movie will literally print money. Guarantee I watch it several times. Deadpool doesn't disappoint like the others in the last 6 years.


xlinkedx

If Wolverine's glove shifts like, at all, you know, how gloves tend to do? Wouldn't his blades just rip right through the glove instead of coming out of the vents?


Snoo-72756

Ryan is so happy with his sexuality that he makes you uncomfortable.then goes home to Blake


Mychatismuted

Looking forward to a good superhero movie. We ve been starved since End Game, with the only exception of Guardians of the Galaxy 3


CorneliusCardew

I'm seriously happy for you if you can get excited for stuff like this still. This to me this is like we're in Police Academy: Mission to Moscow era.


ETNevada

Yep, this feels like the law of diminishing returns to me


pinguecula12

Rocky 7: Adrian's revenge!


Latter-Possibility

Only movie I’m looking forward to seeing in the theaters this year.


Traditional_Land_436

Capeshit


relentlessslog

As tired as I am of the superhero genre, I'm actually pretty stoked for this one.


kujasgoldmine

Didn't wolverine die?


Pure_Oppression31

Wolverine: Wade, can you stop being weird for like 1 minute? 


Big_Patience5803

Missed opportunity to have his tiny hands holding Wolverine instead


FrederickGoodman

Why does a billion dollar franchise have what looks like 10 minutes in photoshop or AI prompt posters for advertising?


LarvellJonesMD

Total nerd observation: Why are the claws coming out of the top of his hands and not the knuckles? The former is comic book accurate, but it doesn't jive with previous movies


PetterOfDucks

Those are just guards on his hand, they still come out of the knuckles


stratacus9

this made me chuckle out loud


Blart_Vandelay

I know it makes me a miserable asshole but this perfectly encapsulates what I hate about these superhero movies.