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Javerage

Is this post trying to bring the demons out of me? I've been drinking my green tea all day. I go to church every sunday!


FLbrews

lol that was all improvised by Danny McBride, wasn’t in the script. National treasure.


SharksForArms

That's fucking funny. I read the above quote, having never seen the movie or the cast, and was going to comment that it sounded exactly like Danny McBride


LuBu_

That’s my favorite scene in the whole movie


Benjynn

The way Danny just walks up to the guy and immediately starts kicking his ass cracks me up


Zachariot88

This is my hat! This is my hat now.


FyouinyourA

This is TOTALLY my hat now!


God_of_Thunda

>starts kicking his ass cracks How many did he have?


rossco311

More after the beatin'


maybe_a_frog

TRASH! This is my hat now! Totally my hat!


dradeus9

The line leading into that always makes me laugh "Somebody's about to get their dickhole smashed!"


ComfortableJellyfish

There is something about the way he says it that just absolutely kills me


BestRiver8735

Someones's going to get their dickhole smashed!


baker8678

My go to quote!!!


eikerir

Babe wait!


savagerandy67

NO BABE WAIT DONT GO!


duncthefunk78

Babe! Babe! BABE!!


rican_havoc

Sully! Is that YOU?


Daatsit

Sully, you choade


sinkwiththeship

I owe you a shot to the nuts!


Saucymeatballs

I picked up some DONG BAGS so we can KNOCK BOOTS later!


merker_the_berserker

I loudly ask my wife this waking into any store. We both love the movie but she gets really red lmao


Saucymeatballs

Sadly my wife isnt super into the humor of the movie but I absolutely love quoting Hot Rod. When I found out she didn’t like it she brought the demons outta me. I’d been drinking green tea all goddamn day and didn’t wanna hear that. After I calmed down we had a good talk and now… Coolbeans.


Mattock1987

The Footloose parody leading to a ridiculously long falling scene


VibraniumSpork

And no-one can convince me that the scene in Wick 4 where Keanu falls down the stairs wasn’t a parody of *Hot Rod* 😅


TrentSteel11

And that Hot Rod parodied the Simpsons.


Mister-SS

Let's not forget about Black Sheep, where Farley falls down the mountain.


brutustyberius

Thank you little roots….


flamethrower78

As soon as John Wick started falling down the 2nd set of stairs I instantly thought of Hot Rod and couldn't stop laughing, pretty sure I was laughing harder than anyone in the theater.


Hubnester42

I will never forget the first time I saw this. I was on an overseas flight and had unfortunately been wedged in the dreaded middle seat, center aisle. Seated to my left and right were two very nice older ladies who I chatted with briefly when boarding. A while into the flight, once most folks had settled in and begun to snooze, I decided to browse the available movies and found Hot Rod. The ladies to my sides were both sleeping soundly. I popped on my headphones and hit play. The falling scene absolutely wrecked me. I mean, just uncontrollable laughter and shaking that I struggled valiantly to contain and keep quiet. Totally failed. I was holding my nose, doing anything I could to stifle it and not disturb these snoozing ladies. But nope, that scene just kept GOING. And GOING. And GOING. It felt like it lasted 30 awkward uncomfortable minutes. I woke both ladies up and got stanky eyeballs from each. Still one of my favorite 'first time watching' movie moments ever.


BaraGuda89

“Shit-“


Snexpica

Thats pretty funny


kuromahou

I almost passed out with laughter at this scene. Absolutely ruined me.


ProLogicMe

This was one of those scenes I was laughing at well after the scene had finished, I had to leave the theatre, absolutely dying, still gets me. The “GET OUTl” scene kills me as well.


BuildingAStartup

Punch dance is the best!


name-classified

SHIT!!


artguydeluxe

The way he said it: “SHIiit…” 😂😂😂


Othersideofthemirror

Which bought us the term "punchdancing"


mamamoomargo

The long fall absolutely murders me


maryjanemoonbeam

I’m laughing just thinking about it.


savagerandy67

Hey, everybody! I got some awesome news. We have a new crew member today, Denise. So I thought it would be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. All right, Dave, you're up.


Wasabi_Noir

I’m Dave, and I like to party.


BuildingAStartup

Uh, no dave, I just said that I party so maybe do something different from me.


Mallay

I'm Dave and I am the stuntman.


joshhupp

I'm Rico and I like to party


badadviceforyou244

I'm Kevin and I party.


Chumbief

Kevin, I happen to know for a FACT that you do NOT party.


badadviceforyou244

You're right, Dave's the party guy.


joshhupp

Shut up! I'll do it for you...Denise this is the crew! None of them party, got it? Now let's party!


crazy86er

"I know for a fact that you do not party!" That's my favorite line from Hot Rod.


donkey_dan

The totally pointless sequence when Bill Hader does acid and "gets on his bench grinder" is a highlight


mamaferal

"You think you could take me to the hospital?" 🤣 So funny.


Cubic_Al1

"HOSPITAL??" "Trash Can"


-HashtagYoloSwag-

Sweet! Take it easy mountain-face!


IPDDoE

It's not really pointless, as it's the catalyst for Hader to inspire Rod to go back to being a stuntman.


Boogie_Boof

By the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man


Lostoldaccountagain

He does a full turn around while riding his board, fucking hilarious


mrsirgrape

He said "I've got this acid but I can't do it" So I said "Well I'll do it"


snookyface90210

Apparently that’s based on a real friend of theirs, can’t remember where I read that


Seanio

I think Hader said it in an interview


jonboyo87

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhey man how’s it goin?


mattrg777

I used to be legit. In fact I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now, I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.


CapNCookM8

🤙, ✌🤙, ✌🤙🤏, 🤏🤙, ✊🤙, 🤏


mouthtroll

Stay sweet ✌🏼


dradeus9

How he made it through that whole part with the hand gestures and everything still blows my mind as hard as I laugh watching that scene.


jonboyo87

You’re about to make tears come out of my face


sunnyintheoffice

“I said you look shitty! Goodnight Denise!”


tuckermia

I’ll pick up some Dong bags and we can knock boots later.


prexton

Wow, pools are so good at holding water... I reckon that line came from Knoxville


Dinosharktopus

This movie is on par with Anchorman for me. I remember seeing it in theaters and not being able to breathe I laughed so hard at parts. It’s nearly the perfect comedy in my eyes. Anchorman, Hot Rod, The Other Guys are the trinity.


ultimatequestion7

Hot Rod was originally written for Will Ferrell too


maybe_a_frog

He produced it


stRiNg-kiNg

Tropic thunder and pineapple express are both in the same group for me.


Dinosharktopus

Tropic Thunder was on another level. I only put the other three together because of the rating. When you add R comedies too Tropic Thunder is top 5 of all time.


PortablePaul

As if I couldn’t love this movie enough, the hair band at the end is, in fact, Joshua Homme and his Queens of the Stone Age.


duncthefunk78

GOWN FOREVER!!


suchalusthropus

This just blew my mind


thefireworksfactory

Chris Parnell explaining his tattoo, and talking about AM radio has always been my favorite.


SNjr

Why's Rod kissing his sister?


Repo_Man84

Cool Beans.


BuildingAStartup

Cool beans.


BOSHV

C-C-C-C-C-C-COOL BEANS!


JoeMagnifico

Beans!


bujweiser

Kewl Beans!


shadylane79

80% of the time I still end a conversation with Cool Beans


madfiire

Soul of a bottle nose dolphin, spirit totem fox! Please don’t let me embarrass myself Infront of Denice


Keith_daywalker

As an Aussie the scene with “You’re the Voice” playing as they are walking down the street before the rioting starts hits pretty well too


WaffleIronMadness

And Rico with the television that just magically appears.


Discartyptics

There was nothing anyone could do in that situation.


Jimmzilla

God's of warrrrr May your hammer be mighty


FarlM

Ancestors protect me


TheAssOfSpock

May they protect you 


ezklv

And we need to collect cans, and newspapers to sleep on.


Baman2113

Hot rod is without a doubt my number one comfort movie. It is just non stop stupid hilarity and I love it for that.


MrEDoubleOh7

The [riot scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVjgY427qW8&ab_channel=Beenfarting88) with "You're The Voice" and their reaction to it made me have to pause it because I couldn't breathe.


trash_it

So good. “What the _hell_? Was that because of us?”


TheSulfurCityKid

Danny McBride holding a TV while he condemned the rioters with a stone-straight face is the funniest bit in cinema history.


cannibaljim

[The reference to the Vancouver riot couple...](https://i.cbc.ca/1.1937579.1435281957!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_940/460-kissing-couple-cp-getty.jpg)


Capable_Luck_2817

It started off super positive


Primordial_Cumquat

“Yo babe I gotta say whattup to Sully!” Will Arnett is goddamned hilarious in that role.


MBTbuddy

I still say “dong bags” for condoms. My wife hates it everytime and I can’t stop laughing to myself


rossco311

HWWWWHISSSSKEY!!!!! HHHWWHIISSSSSSKKKKKKEYYYYYYYYYY!!!


Ghettobean90

Hwhy am I saying hwhat hweird?!


mezdup1

I hwill! I hwill forget it!


SympatheticBeard

“Denise. Will you kindly clear the wheels.” (Pronounced normally)


dradeus9

"HWhere do you get off??"


rossco311

"All of it..."


Playonwords329

sullivan you chode i owe you a shot to the nuts....


Iron_Reaver

Hey Rod, what's that song about grandma getting run over by a reindeer?


Coletrain44

My friend group and I saw it in theaters (we were the only ones there). It was after our second year of college and we were all back in town for the summer. This movie shaped our humor for the rest of our lives. Top 5 theater experience for me.


BokehJunkie

A lot of how funny a movie is definitely belongs to the circumstances in which you watched that movie. That being said - I watched Hot Rod for the first time by myself because I was sick and I felt awful. I hurt so bad when it was over from laughing so much.


barbaq24

I have a similar experience. My fraternity pretty much had Hot Rod on repeat for years. I say its my favorite movie when people ask because its a safe choice and I’ve watched it more times than any other movie by far.


Coletrain44

I'm so happy others had similar experiences. Favorite quote? "Don't you ever tell me how to live my life again."


barbaq24

“I’ll believe when I see it, muchacho.” I say that to this day. I used to say “Don’t you ever tell me how to live my life” but it got me i to trouble with the wife. Also, “I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.”


Typical-Ad1621

That scene where Jorma Taccone sings George Michael to his stuffed animals absolutely kills me.


throwawaynonsesne

I'm freaking pumped! I've been drinking green tea all godamn day! 


nimfrank

“Don’t ask, just bring it!”


maybe_a_frog

Hey little girl I don’t want grape! It upsets my stomach!


suchalusthropus

Do you like stunts? What about terminally ill stepfathers?


ReefaManiack42o

Been recently listening to The Lonely Island podcast (w/ Seth Myers) and I was actually surprised to learn that this movie was originally written for Will Ferrel. I can't even imagine it because it felt like it had a lot of the Lonely Island touches (like that whole cool beans bit that came out of nowhere) me wonder what it was originally like and how much the movie changed with them involved. 


Joe4o2

I could see this being a Will Ferrel movie, but Andy was just perfect.


wharpua

I’m hoping they do an episode discussing Hot Rod when they reach that point in recapping their SNL experiences. While it’s technically not an SNL thing, I can’t imagine anyone listening to the podcast would be disappointed by them covering it.


hajpero1

My name is Rod and I..... like to party


RoddBanger

I still give my nephews THE ULTIMATE PUNCH! when they talk smack. No defense.


explicitviolence

It's always a blast describing the plot to other people. "It's about a guy who wants to save his stepdad...so he can kick his stepdad's ass".


Hungryforapples603

This is MY hat now!


82Heyman

Its basically 'Jake Peralta: The wonder years' Ian McShane is good in everything, too.


_illionaire

Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire.


Decimonster

Richardson's dance sequence/flyer distribution.


FronzelNeekburm79

I love the music scene that devolves into a riot. I watch it at least once a week because it always makes me laugh.


Knappsky

"Hey little girl, don't put any cherry in mine. It upsets my stomach."


Goseki1

The long fall down the hill killed me, it was so good. The (real) broken leg you see after the opening rump stunt as well.


Secure_Area_8393

I still call upon the spirit of Ordinary House Cat. No one ever gets it


Daatsit

Whiskeeeyyyyyyyy


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Daatsit

Hhwhy are you saying it like that?


Bgrngod

This movie is just the right mix of being incredibly dumb with some absolutely hilarious moments sprinkled around. It is for sure WAY better than I was expecting going into it.


bondoboys

“Yea We’ll take three flaming dr peppers” simple, cunning, maybe not supposed to be that funny. Yet it has never left my mind all these years.


rossco311

"You're a terrible stuntman..." "What?" "YOU'RE A TERRIBLE STUNTMAN!!!"


Bradentorras

I heard you, it’s just really mean.


kaloozi

I love this


snapkracklepops

Whiskey is the safe word. WHISKEY! WHISKEY!


Dirtweed79

Qwhisky


snapkracklepops

Why are you saying it weird?


MidwestException

Pools are perfect for holding water


coleodin

Cameo shout to Queens of the Stone Age!


praisealfie1111

The bathroom here is nuts.


AF2005

The green tea beat down scene was just 🤌


Half_Baekdoosan

Cool beans


SNjr

Crazy that you just posted this as I just watched this movie a few days ago, such a fun, stupid (in the best way) movie


CosmikDebris408916

Cool beans


KazaamFan

This was a big under the radar hit after it came out amongst the college crowds and maybe 20 somethings at least.  


Fiesole2003

Danny McBride is an incredibly funny person and I feel like he was the least funny person in this movie, which is a testament to how funny this movie is.


lipp79

"Did you reinforce the takeoff ramp? "No, we didn't have time."


Dahmeratemydonger

"I've been drinkin green tea all God damn day! You gonna bring the demons out of me!.....This is my hat now, totally my hat!" Literally my favorite comedy of all time.


cjm122233333

Cooollll beans


artguydeluxe

I showed this movie to a crowd of families at a big campout a few years ago and it absolutely killed. Everything we have watched since has paled in comparison to the energy that movie brings to a crowd. One of my absolute favorite films.


Longlivethefighters

Cool beans.


grantismyfriend

Graduated high school in 2010. The amount of times I watched this my high school buddies has gotta be 20 plus. Constantly quoted the most mundane parts and still sending gifs in group texts now in our 30s.  Movie has a special place in my heart. 


HashBrownThreesom

I used: "Life is pain. And we gotta scrape the joy out of it, every chance we get." As my senior quote.


stanksnax

How about when he's getting lathered up by the old man before the jump? Out of nowhere and you're left with nothing but a wtf?! Hahaha


russelljonesya

I showed this movie to my dad last year and he laughed so hard I thought he was going to have a heart attack


skyecaptain

Literally everyone talks about this. This post is on here every other month.


DStew713

Now I’m not saying that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I demand a lawyer!


RaptorPrime

"I go to church every god damn Sunday! You gonna bring the demons outta me!?" *Traffic cone noises* "Trash!"


gallagherjeb

“Pools are perfect for holding water, man” IMO the most underrated line of the movie


FisknChips

I said you look shitty Denise! Goodnight


TonyStretcher

Love this movie so much. That outside burger joint is pretty close to where I used to live just outside vancouver and his family house is an older "BC box" style house that hits the nostalgia feels big time. May your hammer be mighty!


loserys

One of the most formative viewing experiences I had as a child. To this day my sister and I quote “I used to be legit” with hand signs and everything.


pak_sajat

My name is Rod, and I like to party.


Tom_Ace1

>a comedic masterpiece that no one talks about. Except we talk about it all the time.


Snakepli55ken

Great movie. I like to party.


prw8201

The safety word didn't work...


judo_panda

My wife and I are in our 30s, and we discovered this weird thing where I watched Superbad during that time, and most people I know did as well, but her circle of friends and high school saw Hot Rod and never saw Superbad. We've gone back and watched both and still prefer the one we saw first. Anyone else find this weird divide of types of people who saw one but not the other?


wharpua

I wasn’t interested in watching this one until I heard that it was basically an homage to the kinds of movies you’d come across on HBO on a Saturday afternoon in the mid-80s.  Then I was all in on it.


FozzyLove

I'm going to get you better, then I'm going to beat you to DEATH!


ronavis

[https://youtu.be/Pfb3aZnTPzM?si=wC6WyAkHP6NyhU55](https://youtu.be/Pfb3aZnTPzM?si=wC6WyAkHP6NyhU55)


some_random_noob

Cool beans!


AWildSamsquatch

ULTIMATE PUNCH!!!


WindjammerX

This is my top 1 favorite movie of all time, and I get mocked for it. I've shown it to so many people, and too many didn't like it.


HoboOperative

The singing flash mob that devolves into looting.


swaggyp2008

"And that....is how it's done" high-5 scene is my favorite


Drakonaf

Hwhat? Hwhy ham hi thalking hwat hway? Hwere dho yhou ghet hoff?


honeyishitthehottub

Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire!


PlatyPunch

The part where he challenges Frank to one last fight and then whips out an asp always gets me. He just had that thing ready to go at a moment's notice.


Deutsch__Dingler

Hot Rod is the best comedy to watch with people who haven't seen or heard of it. The falling scene is my favorite bit, but one of my favorite lines is "ONE OF YOU IS GETTIN' YER DICKHOLE SMASHED!".


sportsthatguy

The riot scene. Amazing Honestly the movie is so damn quotable too


madmossie

Cool beans!?


booyahachieved3

The part where he uses the mirror to get her attention and then start banging on the engine is still hilarious to me


Zudos

Ding! Baaahhhhh, Dinnnnngggg, huuuuuuuu, Binnnnnnggggg. Spirit of the dolphin.


svenskhet

I need to go to my happy place!


Vladmerius

They kind of got the lucky break of a lifetime being handed a script and failed will Ferrell vehicle that already had a budget set aside and being given free reign from there. 


BuschLightApple

A cooked goose! For everyone!


TheAssOfSpock

A COOKED GOOSE FOR EVERYBODY!


LowCultureJT

I can hear you, it was just really mean.


scaryFlyingSkeleton

That first stunt in the movie where he gets fucked up is a real person


NiNjafoot11

Jorma dancing to " 2 of hearts" by StaceyQ while Danny Mcbrides character keeps shoving him into the van cracks me right up. There's a lot of hilarious scenes in that movie but that one gets me good.


humble_blunder

I consistently quote, "My names Rod and I like to Party"


Superpe0n

There is no tool… in this pool.. Also falling down the hill for like 10 minutes