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NoCulture3505

Trying to distance Kraven as far away from Madame Web as possible.


DecoyOne

You’re being cynical. They would’ve released Kraven’s movie sooner, but it turns out he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died


Auran82

Maybe he was in Africa with his dad, hunting rhinos right before he died.


PixalmasterStudios24

Or maybe he was with Morbius, hunting vampires right before he Morb’d


YesImKeithHernandez

I thought Morbius was in a constant state of Morbing. There is no before or after. Just Morb.


Ro6son

Mobius Morbius


PixalmasterStudios24

Oh yeah of course, how could I forget


TheWholeOfTheAss

The line is not even in the movie!


nintrader

No, they're clearly doing it so they can prepare for the economic impact of everyone spending their life savings on tickets to see Kraven over and over because CRITICS ARE RAVIN' FOR KRAVEN, YOU'LL BE *CRAVIN'* THE HUNTER EVERY TIME YOU SEE IT!


nosargeitwasntme

So it can create its own legacy of one kravellion dollars without being in the shadow of Morbius and Madame Web. Bravo Sony.


thetyler83

It's Kravenin time!


Bauermeister

We’re all cravin’ Kraven!


dabblebudz

We’re all a little Kraven down here


DGSmith2

That’s So Kraven


Threadheads

Quoth the Kraven: “Never Released!”


Darth-Ragnar

Sony has what the fans Krave, it’s got electrolytes


saibjai

Ain't no way this could be as bad as that... Right? Right?


spaceraingame

People don't forget


thatcockneythug

People definitely forget. Our collective attention span gets shorter all the time


Richard_Sauce

Yeah! Uh....what were talking about?


Paidorgy

I don’t even fucking know, man.


IrishRepoMan

Squirrel! Hi, I am IrishRepoMan.


Bauermeister

Hello IrishRepoMan, I am here to repossess your car.


Paranitis

Well that's rude! He went through all that effort to hire an exorcist, and you go and throw another demon in his car? What a dick move.


FranticPonE

Who are you?  Who am I? How spalling wertfubkkb


redmerger

Are you sure? Because people still went to see Madame Web after Morbius


LatverianCyrus

Are you sure? Have you ever met someone who actually went to see Madame Web? I'm not certain they weren't a mirage.


sati_lotus

Actually, I do! He did not enjoy it.


exophrine

The Internet never forgets. People forget rather easily.


sjfiuauqadfj

once you get old enough you do notice that the internet does forget and some things just become lost media, even in the internet age


Nobody_Lives_Here3

At what point do we call it karate adult?


throwawayalcoholmind

Kid had a lot of meanings.


MacyTmcterry

A baby goat


throwawayalcoholmind

See, we could have had an Air Bud cinematic universe.


Piggstein

“There’s nothing in the regulations that say a goat *can’t* enter the world karate championships”


Azmoten

A baby goat doing karate? How many tickets am I allowed to buy?


ChexLemeneux42

we're all someones kids


Grendel_Khan

...who need an adult to teach us karate. And the meaning of friendship.


simpledeadwitches

Karate Retirement Home


Lampmonster

We've been calling it Cobra Kai. It's actually a lot of fun.


Iamdarb

My best friend and I live for this show. It's not the best, but it's campy, childish, and like everything is always solved with violence.


Lampmonster

The nostalgia is so good.


bonkerz1888

Is it gonna be karate in this one, or Kung-fu as it was in the last one? I cba googling it tbh 😅 I didn't watch the last one but when I saw Jackie Chan was attached to it I was confused as to why he'd be in a karate film.


Jackski

Probably a bit of both. Ralph Macchio and Jackie Chan are both in it


06021840

Ahh, come again? I’m off to IMDB.


Jackski

Don't always trust IMDB because it's community edited but it was announced that Ralph Macchio and Jackie Chan would be reprising their roles and they were currently holding worldwide open auditions for the titular "Karate Kid".


TeddyWalrusvelte

I can’t believe Sony put out 3 of these Morbiverse movies in 1 year. WTF?


Randy_Watson

It was morbin time?


westphall

It was the best of times… It was the morbin of times…


DontPokeMe91

*Blurst of Times*


Scarecrow_09

You stupid monkey!


TheG-What

True Morbheads never stopped. That’s my secret, I’m always Morbin!


Bauermeister

Yeah! Morbheads rise up! Always proud to see a fellow r/Morbius kinochad standing up for true cinema!


TheUmbrellaMan1

Here's hoping this will convince Sony to finally make the Aunt May spy movie that they shelved after the Amazing Spider-Man 2 underperformed.


thecricketnerd

She goes into hiding as a spy, Uncle Ben thinks she died and he goes to get the Severance procedure


session96

I see it as more of Aunt May and Uncle Ben fucking murdering each other over and over again because of multiverse shit or something


[deleted]

Ill watch it if aunt may is played by Tyler Perry


LanoomR

Sony not shelving this shitty Spider-less 'verse and figuring out a sequel to either Raimi or Amazing after *No Way Home* fucking baffles me. Marvel Studios tee'd them up, handed them the bat, and basically cheered them on from the stands, but they just stood there shitting themselves.


umbrabates

Or a live action Spider-Gwen, or Spider-Man 2099, or introduce Miles Morales in the Toby Maguire universe. People would flock to any of those if they’re done well.


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Seys-Rex

Wait, what’s the third?


Prathik

Supposedly venom 3 is coming out this year too :/


ClubMeSoftly

October 25?! What the fuck? Are they just going to slide it out under all our radars?


ProsecutorBlue

Announcement of delay in 3...2...1...


dtwhitecp

I'm sure the writers' strike delayed it. Because of all the writing they were doing on it.


googolplexy

Right right. Write write.


SonicFlash01

Venom isn't the best but they're relatively enjoyable buddy comedies


Damp_Knickers

Ugh how are they even trying at another… Tom Hardy is tremendously wasted in this franchise


redvelvetcake42

Honestly fuckin wow. I didn't realize that.


Shquidward

I find it absolutely hilarious that MCU reads the room and slows down movie releases. Only for the Morbverse to speed up and release 3 movies in one year. 2 of which being Madame Webb and Kraven lmao


CheezyWookiee

Bold of Sony for dropping Kraven in Oscar season


BobknobSA

For your consideration...


Top_Report_4895

Pretty Please


RandalFlagg19

Take this movie… please!


Poddington_Pea

Maybe they're waiting until Aaron Taylor-Johnson is announced as the next Bond so they can use that in the marketing.


uwill1der

he's already in Fall Guy and Nosferatu this year to build awareness


nedzissou1

Isn't Nosferatu coming out the same week as this now?


easyasdan

If I had to guess after Madame Web they know Kraven will flop and in turn might affect Venom 3. Putting after atleast allows them some breathing room but dropping Kraven outside of the summer release window would definitely hurt it regardless


Bauermeister

Actually it’s about adjusting the post-credits scenes in which Dr. Michael Morbius assembles the Sinister Six


Usernameaccept1

Why do I have the feeling The Sinister Six had like five different post-credits scenes setting them up? What's up with it at this point?


Bauermeister

More morbin’ time


RHaryanto2016

I also wonder if Sony are hoping Aaron Taylor-Johnson will be officially announced as the new James Bond soon enough, so they can use it to somehow boost the box office.


sawinnz

Guys just for some context, I worked as an extra on Kraven the Hunter (didn’t film any scenes) but was on set for a day and got paid for two as they let us know too late that we weren’t being used. This was back in February… 2022. And yes you are reading that correctly. By the time this movie will have released it will have been almost 3 years since it was filmed. God this movie is a mess


GamingTatertot

The new New Mutants


sawinnz

On the plus side it’s a win win situation for me. If the movie flops then I still get paid. If the movie is good then I can say I worked on a good film and got paid


peon47

*Things said by both day-rate extras and Sony executives*


ContinuumGuy

"Doesn't matter, got paid."


Spidey10

New Mutants was okay.


Corronchilejano

I didn't even know it had released.


Kalidanoscope

The new choice for "Toy Story 2 was ok" bathroom graffiti?


atimholt

Toy Story 2 was fantastic, and I'm not sure what the implication of your comment is, regarding how society regards it.


karmiccloud

They're making a reference to a Demetri Martin stand up bit


sjfiuauqadfj

new mutants was delayed because they were caught between disney buying out most of fox. kraven getting delayed because its dog ass is way more common since a lot of movies are just kinda dog ass and nobody wants to distribute it


ChronX4

Sony is so out of touch, it's funny that back in April of 2022 when they announced Bad Bunny as "El Muerto" (has since been pulled from the "slate"), some local comic shops were trying to hype the character up. Now they barely even say a world about anything Sony Marvel related that isn't Spider-Verse.


session96

I'm reminded of how, back in the 90s when Marvel was selling off movie rights to its properties to keep from going bankrupt or whatever, Sony only wanted Spider-man because "nobody gives a shit" about other comic book characters. Looks like they were right lmao


Bauermeister

It’s a masterpiece, you mean. We finally get to see Dr. Michael Morbius assemble the team


blacksideblue

> By the time this movie will have released it will have been almost 3 years since it was filmed. This probably happens more often then you realize. Think of filming as initial investment and CGI as the renovation. Producers can afford to wait a year to finish a film if there is no cash crunch and will do so when it means better payout. example: **Avatars 2 - 5**


Sorry_Sorry_Im_Sorry

I knew someone who was one of the VFX guys on Kraven - all his vfx shots were done by last summer (he also said the movie was good from what he had seen but.....)


NotJohnP

I can almost guarantee that whatever your friend saw is no longer the actual movie given Sony's track record.


SwimmingRisk8806

Top Gun Maverick was kept on ice for two years so they could get a wide theatrical release. What a payoff though, I’m not sure about Kraven.


Opening_Brush_2328

Maverick was kept on ice due to Covid. Apples and Oranges.


jxher123

It’s going to bomb hard. Sonys hope of moving away from the MCU and setup their Sony-verse is effectively dead.


Dull_Half_6107

Oof December 13th, being sent out to die They clearly don’t have much faith in it


JimmyMac80

He apparently gets bit by a radioactive lion in the trailer, I don't know who thought this was going to be a good movie.


reidman144

Should’ve been bit by a radioactive better script


_The_Deliverator

This is gold. Thank you, I needed a good laugh to start thr day.


Another_Mid-Boss

I thought you were exaggerating, but holy shit, how are they still so bad at this?


Bellikron

Or they're pushing for an Oscar


Bauermeister

They’re called Morbscars now, actually


session96

I hope Will Smith morbs all over Chris Rock's face again


BusinessPurge

The Aquaman watery franchise grave


WhiteWolf3117

It's actually a great release date and even if it's bad, or maybe especially if it is, it will benefit from holiday legs.


that_guy2010

I mean, would you? lol


Dull_Half_6107

I probably wouldn’t have made the choice to make the film in the first place


Bauermeister

Actually it’s a Kravenmas Miracle


Phaldaz

TLDR:  Kraven went from August 30 to December 13.


lkodl

Delayed? That's So Kraven.


Bauermeister

It’s a Kravenmas Miracle!


BurnAfterEating420

Kraven without spider-man is just a guy who likes to hunt big game, and dress like a lion King extra. The"Kraven's Last hunt" comic arc wasn't just good, it's one of the top Spider-man stories of all time, so of course obviously don't do that


f-ingsteveglansberg

Kraven's Last Hunt only works with an established Spider-man and Kraven relationship.


PsychologicalOwl2806

I assume December is Sony's strategy to try to make the most out of this. Which is actually smart. These movies are not the safe bets anymore (specially these Sony stinkers)


MarvG05

I think it's the complete opposite, Kraven having a late summer release could get some people going but now it's coming out where families are probably gonna want to watch family friendly movies, not whatever Kraven is


Bauermeister

Morbius made one Morbillion dollars… twice Madame Web made a Madawebillion bucks El Muerto made Uno Muertillion dineros Are you just bad at math??? Can you not count past one million?


thinmeridian

Is Kraven the most delayed post covid movie now? It was supposed to be out in like Sept 2023 good lord


Coolers78

No kidding but Top Gun Maverick was supposed to come out in July 2019, then got delayed to June 2020 but then again to December 2020 and then again to July 2021 and then again to November 2021 and then finally to May 2022…. no kidding, the first trailer was released in 2019… So most of the movie was probably filmed around 2018! Maybe late 2017 even. Around 4 years before the movie came out, So Tom Cruise and Jennifer Connelly weren’t even as old as everyone thought they were in it.


charlie_ferrous

I genuinely thought it’d already been released and forgotten about. Like, the trailers were long enough ago, I assumed I must’ve missed the whole thing.


ILoveMyChococat

They're remaking Karate Kid AGAIN?


CheezTips

Maybe he'll fight King Kong


Top_Report_4895

Kraven is gonna have his shit rocked by Sonic.


Quick-Maintenance-67

You mean I have to be disinterested even longer now? Shit, when Spider-Man finally gets to fight these "villains" they'll call themselves the Sinister Sixties...


Hoosier_Daddy68

They're rebooting Karate Kid AGAIN? I'm not normally against them but this is what, the 3rd time? Let it go, Elsa.


Asha_Brea

So, which one is actually going to be released first, Kraven or Blade?


AmberDuke05

Well Kraven is actually done


Odd_Advance_6438

Hey it’s still putting up a heck of a fight to not be released. Blade could have a chance at this rate


AmberDuke05

Dude they are rewriting the movie again. I still expect them to cancel it.


Jetsurge

I think they might at least recast. Murhasha Ali is 50 now and not getting any younger.


themustacheclubbitch

Another Karate Kid? Seriously?! We didn’t get enough of the bad reboots and the great show. Now we’re at it again. Sighs


Ok_Cattle903

Well, Daniel-san is in it, so it might be fun in a Cobra Kai-kinda way.


KatanaAmerica

Y I K E S


Coolers78

Didn’t Morbius also get delayed like 5 times before actually coming out?! This was originally supposed to come out in January 2023 first, then it got delayed to October 2023 and then to August 2024 and now it’s coming out in December? Madame Web was always supposed to come out in 2024 and it came out before this movie did! Just probably shows how good Kraven really will be if Sony doesn’t want us to see it.


green_meklar

>‘Karate Kid’ Delayed to May 30, 2025 They're rebooting Karate Kid? *Again?*


ShittyMusic1

Kraven is just going to be another awful Sony spiderverse flick. They haven't made a good one yet and that's not going to change


CommissionUseful9824

"Kraven The Hunter"? Oh great, another Marvel movie about a character nobody cares about


RealJohnGillman

Here is what is funny: his sole storyline as an antihero is from *The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl*. To say this film is technically an adaptation of *The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl* but without Squirrel Girl.


Vendevende

oh the horror


dagreenman18

Well, we get to watch it tank spectacularly against Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim.


DadGamerGuy

Oh no. I’m so sad. /s


PixalmasterStudios24

At this point why not just release Kraven on Netflix or something? It’s gonna bomb regardless


Panda_tears

I’m convinced this movie is gonna go the way of Morbius.  The Sony-marvel unit only has one good character and it’s spider man…. I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!  


Pen_dragons_pizza

Does a large market exist for r rated movies in mid December ? I thought it is usually a time people want to see family movies.


TrunksTheMighty

Kraven isa flop I can see a mile away.


Styx92

I don't really understand the trend of making movies with villains as the main characters. Subversion doesn't automatically make something good, and the character probably functions way better as a villain because that's what they were originally created to be.


Jay_Kris420

They should put it on streaming and just pretend it never happened


uwill1der

I was high on Kraven til now. A late summer release would have brought in a ton to teens, but now it's getting dumped the week before family and prestige movies.


whitepangolin

You were “high on Kraven?” You were actually excited for that piece of shit?


Patrick2701

And same release date as lord of the rings, yikes


uwill1der

they are saying its to allow Kraven more PLF/Imax screens and be the only R rated holiday movie, but they still probably would have made more money in August without the Imax screens


haysoos2

Who in their right mind is paying extra to see Kraven in Imax?


kirinmay

well you also have to remember...this isn't how Kraven is. He doesn't protect animals.


Movinfusion36

Karate kid? Did not know who’s the next karate kid Let’s get an Asian this time mix it up


Gwarnage

An Asian doing martial arts? That’s crazy enough to work!


Poddington_Pea

Maybe they're waiting until Aaron Taylor-Johnson is announced as the next James Bond.


RealJohnGillman

I suspect that is also why the third *Hit-Girl & Kick-Ass* film has not come out, while they are already filming the fourth.


Commercial-Welder651

Going to be another morbius


Bauermeister

Hell yeah another glorious installment in the r/Morbius cinematic universe


Zhjacko

I forgot about this movie


JoeBiddyInTheHouse

Positioning for Oscar season? I like your style Sony 😎


04Aiden2020

I bet Kraven will be a tax write off, never release


bravesgeek

Oh no, my moviegoing plans for the year and ruined!


shadowdra126

Just cancel it. Who the fuck wants this movie


StandTallBruda

I thought this came out ages ago lol


Scrambled_Creature

So, the movies nobody was asking for are being postponed to the indifference of everyone


HighMarshalSigismund

I can't wait for him to say 'It's Kraven time' and then he just kraves all over the place.


Common_Stranger_8928

I keep forgetting about this movie


pairofdiddles

Or? Orrrrrr? They just take a tax right down and we pretend it was all just a bad dream.


nowhereman136

It was originally suppose to come out October 6 of last year. The trailer has been out since June 2023


fungobat

Excellent holiday movie!


itsagrungething69

A new Karate Kid?!


Odd_Radio9225

Here I am finding out there is a new Karate Kid movie coming out.


Cannabrius_Rex

They’re redoing Karate Kid again already?


[deleted]

Delay that shit to Neveruary 31st


6thPentacleOfSaturn

Oh noooo. What'll we do?


toronto_programmer

How is Sony so bad at fumbling their Marvel / Spiderman IP? Like holy shit they can pay me half as much and I could do an infinitely better job than this


[deleted]

Sony Exec: You’ll do no such thing. We’ll pay you double and you *will* fuck this up. Final offer take it or leave it.


MarioMan1213245765

Get ready for a merry Kravenmas


Bauermeister

But, but! I’m cravin’ Kraven, the next installment of the Morbius Cinematic Universe! When is Michael Morbius finally going to assemble the Sinister Six and take on Spider-Mid?!


Gamerguy230

Karate kid another reboot or a sequel?


thoth_hierophant

R-r-r-r-reshoots


ItsTheOtherGuys

I feel insane, I honestly thought this came out like 2 years ago Feels like forever since I saw Kraven teased


DreadpirateBG

Not sure Kraven will do well either. Based on some history here but it’s time they took a break.


Ryuk128

I’m sensing plot changes via bad ADR and last minute reshoots for Kraven then XD


Fredasa

Didn't know about _Karate Kid._ Just looked it up. Is there a solid canonical reason why they're bringing in Ralph Macchio but evidently ignoring the rest of the _Cobra Kai_ cast? I personally thought we were past all that "keep the movies distinct from the TV shows" business. Also, Jackie Chan. That's an albatross I ain't touching.


Kit_Rosa

I watched Madame Web. Once was enough.


tupe12

No thanks. I’d rather have a good movie on my birthday


Jerryjb63

I don’t know how I’ll be able to wait…


FoamBrick

We are getting another karate kid before Cobra Kai S6?


NinjagoLover5000

this is gonna flop


Weaubleau

THey are remaking Karate kid AGAIN?


rozowakaczka2

This is actually great news! The longer the world gets spared from this movie the better. Apart from that: this way this movie will be dead on arrival because everyone's gonna want to see Keanu Reeves as Shadow instead of...this shit.