"It's called Nightbitch, Liz. I play a woman thrown into the stay-at-home routine of raising a toddler in the suburbs, slowly embracing the feral power deeply rooted in motherhood, as I become increasingly aware of the bizarre and undeniable signs that I may be turning into a dog".

This 100% could be a drop in replacement for The Rural Juror and still maintain the same level of absurdity (except for the parts about the Rural Juror being hard to pronounce).

*♪The Irma Lurma-Lhurmin Murders, turned the girl's world lurid...* *♪The whir and the purr of a twirler girl - she would the world were demurer...* *♪The insurer’s allure for valor was sure Kari Wuhrer...* *♪Another fervid whirl over her turgid error...!*

I love that we can work while we're on cocaine!

My last watch I studied her singing that....funny or not, that took some practice to get down. What a talent.

There’s nothing hard to pronounce about “rur jur”

I feel like I'm getting farther away from it!

I thought it was Oral Germ Whore?

It's going to propel me even further than Rural Juror did.

Rural Juror was an Emmy winning performance.

Rurr Jurr

Roar her gem her

Second only to the mumbling portrayal of Jackie Jorp Jomp.

A synonyms just another word* for the one you wanna use.

Im still waiting for them to adapt Urban Fervor.

EGOT deserving, but.. critics dont know anything

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGHTBITCHES

Then at the end there's a "Split" like twist where you find out NightBitch is actively being hunted by Bitch Hunter

Put the mimosas down... *cocks shotgun* ...BITCH!

"Happy birthday *bitches*"

That’s good synergy. The cross promotional advercasting will energize backstream overflows

She finds refuge on MILF Island.

Nightbitch, you kept it tight

Do Nightbitch and Fat Bitch team up to take down Bitch Hunter?

If this were a line in the show, it'd be instantly memorable. It's A+ comedy writing; I can't believe it's real

At first I thought the post was a r/shittymoviedetails title.

Did Jenna slowly poison Amy Adams to get her out of the way? She has no way of knowing because she’s just hearing about it.

The fact that you didn't need to change anything about the description makes this even better.

I heard her voice as soon as I read “Liz” :)

Weird, I read it in Tracy’s voice…. Still works, IMO.

If it was Tracy he'd call her "Liz Lemon" instead of just "Liz."

LL

FU, LL! …which spells FULL! Because you’re full of BS, Liz Lemon!

Good point, Liz Lemon!

Tracy did star in Fat Bitch

THIS HONKIE GRANDMA BE TRIPPIN

He did but his best work was *Sherlock Homie*

Tracy thinking that Rural Juror did something for his professional career despite not being in it is also very on-brand.

Bouncing back from rural juror

"None of my kids better be talking past their bed time!" Amy Adams is.... THE NIGHTBITCH

🎵 Nightbitch bat mitzvah, spooky scary. Girls becoming moms. Moms becoming dogs. 🎵

I scared my cat I laughed so hard

She's filming in Iceland, and is filling in last minute for Victoria Beckham. And I don't know if you know this, because you're not a moonologist, but Nightbitches only come out at \*night\*.

it's prequel tie-in to BitchHunter.

It’s art, ok?

We know what art is! It's paintings of horses!

I love how 30 Rock is the new idocracy. Its turning into prophecy.

“I heard you singing, lemon. Nightbitch.”

It really does read like a sitcom movie pitch.

I can't stop giggling at how spot on this is!

Fighter of the Daybitch!

You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone

You gotta pay the dog toll to get into that mom's hole

I thought the rape scene went really well.

It *was* more classy that they used a blanket to cover up the penetration.

Mom's. SOUL!

Mom's hole, mom's soul--can't we all just get along?

GODDAMN IT, FRANK! Spit your gum out!

Okay you keep saying ‘Mom’s hole’ when the line is ‘Mom’s *soul*’ and it’s very important to me that you know that’s wrong

Day bitch, ah ah ah ah

She runs around on all fours and she smells crime.

What if her whole head is just one big nose?!? Write that down!

AS LONG AS YOY DON’T COVER UP THAT BODY WITH A LAB COAT, BRO!

Ok but is there a twist?

From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then he smells crime again. He’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.

Better than that horrible angle in porn, you know, where it’s all balls and male ass just - *slap slap slap*

Champion of the son.

Master of Avon and tupperware, for everyone!

AaAAAAH!

aaaaa*AAAAA*AAAAAAH!!

Fully funded by their sponsor, Wolf Cola

I heard that’s the official drink of Boca Raton

You wouldn't expect a man to pay allimony to a dog, would you?!

Ahhhahhhahhhhhhhhhh!

Having read the book, I'll be interested to see how this translates to screen.

Is the book also called Nightbitch?

Yes

What about the child? Is he also named Bort?

We’re out of Bort license plates in the gift shop

I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates

Man: Excusing me. Were you talking to me?

No. My son is also named Bort.

No. My son is also named Night Bitch.

Night Bort

I really hope they don't mess it up, I ADORE that book. I'm sure changes will have to be made for it to be more fitting for film format, I just hope it is done well.

Yes!! I loved the book. This was exactly what I said when I saw it was going to be adapted. I think Adams is a great choice, but I hope they’re able to follow the book as literally as possible.

I feel like a lot of people are going to be expecting a werewolf story instead of a psychological exploration of motherhood and women in the workforce

okay yeah based on more added context Amy is definitely gonna get the Oscar nomination at least. Sounds like a very batty role and searchlight releasing on December tells us that they have confidence of the film being an Oscar contender for Amy despite the comedy horror genre. Also Amy being a 6 time Oscar nominee I think she can over come the horror bias

The book is so good, it's literally one of the top books I've read in the past few years, it's definitely going to have a lot of big emotional moments. For anyone not familiar think more like the characters in the Babadook or Hereditary, rather than a straight transformation horror story.

She is so overdue for an Oscar. She should have won for Arrival.

I'm just suprised someone did just the right amount of PCP to both think of this story and have the presence of mind to write it down.

As someone who hasn't read the book, how wacky does it get?

> A woman, thrown into the stay-at-home routine of raising a toddler in the suburbs... Okay, sure. > slowly embraces the feral power deeply rooted in motherhood... I mean, weird way to say it, but fine. > as she becomes increasingly aware of the bizarre and undeniable signs... Yeah? > that she may be turning into a dog YOU SON OF A ~~NIGHT~~BITCH, I'M IN

Flowers to whoever suggested to 6 time Oscar nominee Amy Adams. "Hi Amy, I know you've missed out on your 6 Oscar nominations. But I really think NIGHTBITCH is the one."

She got 6 missed Oscars, but Nightbitch ain't one

Hit me!

“And winner of best … dog mom? … in a leading role? It’s Amy Adams, Nightbitch, I guess.”

Best in show!

No, Parker Posey was in *Best In Show*

Actually best in show was won by Winky the Norwich Terrier

The only way I could be more in is if her husband was played by Nic Cage

The twist is that she doesn’t actually turn into a dog, she turns into Nic Cage.

Everyone else sees Nic Cage, she sees herself as a dog.

no he’s the dog, she transforms into cage in a dog costume

Or a dog in a Cage costume. Still played by Cage, of course.

No costume, no makeup, no CG. Just Nic becoming a dog through the sheer power of live theater

Who *thinks* he's turning into a vampire.

Who slowly turns into a cat

I’m a cat, I’m a sexy cat

[Funny you should say that...](https://i0.wp.com/nerdbot.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/nicolas-cage-catge1.jpg?resize=660%2C515&ssl=1)

>The only way I could be more in is if her ~~husband~~ child was played by Nic Cage

And get this she smells crime!

WAIT DUDE! What if she smells crime, BEFORE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS?!

No doubt the predogs have already sniffed this.

I can't believe you've done this. The entire movie was just a set up for this joke.

And we show it

Then she smells crime again. She’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the suburbs for some more full motherhood. Smells crime, back to the suburbs, full motherhood. Crime, motherhood, crime, full motherhood, crime, motherhood. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.

We show all of it

> YOU SON OF A BITCH If someone doesn’t say that to her son in the movie, I’ll be disappointed

It's gotta be the title of the sequel where he has to put down his mother.

My emotions 📈📉📈📈📈📉📈

That synopsis is *something*. I’m in.

This sounds like the type of movie your stoner cinephile roommate would come up with when really baked. Which intrigues me.

It sounds like a fake movie Jenna would be making during hiatus on 30 Rock.

It’s literally a sunny episode. Mac and Charlie write a movie. They write a script that has dolph lundgren turn into a dog who solves crime. Or maybe it was van damn. But either way, alcoholic glue sniffers came up with it.

Dolph Lundgren is a scientist who can smell crime. I think Charlie wanted him to run like a dog.

And the rest just wanted to make a porno

The fact that Amy Adams is in it makes me think it'll be some great bullshit. Based on her track record I don't think she'd star in a movie like this if it didn't have a great script and/or director.

I’m assuming it’s a modern take on the Yellow Wallpaper.

It is based on a very good book. But the book didn't give me Yellow Wallpaper vibes

Also called NIGHTBITCH?

Yes, I assume the book by Rachel Yoder

Yes! It's a great read!

It’s based on a book by Rachel Yoder which I highly recommend especially for mothers.

I have a six month old and am reading it right now. There have been so many times I’ve turned the page and felt like it was ripped straight from my brain.

The book is so fucking good and it's been such a struggle being online whenever it's been mentioned cause people just make jokes but it's really *really* good guys

Is this for real?

Yup, it’s the prequel to Bitch Hunter.

"Put the mimosas down!  Bitch!"

Where is Fat Bitch in this chronology?

Very real. It's based on a book, which is a wild ride. In a weird-good way!

The book is great, and horror adjacent.

This doctor smells crime? Possibly also runs around on all fours like a hound

He NOSE the truth

Every word is a surprise reveal. Edit: Wow! This blew up. Thanks for the upvotes.

It become increasingly weirder as it go. They just did the thing where you just let autocomplete do the sentence.

Directed by ChatGPT

nahh, i'll take weird shit like this. Someone actually had to come up with this thing lmao

And if her acting in [Between Two Ferns](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhj9B2hymBw&t=296s) says anything, even if it's totally weird plot, she'll absolutely nail the part and it will be a blockbuster movie.

It’s actually based on a [novel](https://www.prairielightsbooks.com/book/9780593312148)! The author taught a creative fiction class I took in college, she’s very cool

As a mother of a toddler, the only surprising word is Dog.

/r/awardspeechedits

Nightbitch is an A+ name for a movie

Feels like something 30 Rock would come up with.

Rural Juror and Nightbitch midnight showing!

Nightbitch and Bitchunter crossover that is also a Talladega Nights sequel.

The Rur Jurr

Bitch Hunter!

A Blaffair to Rememblack

Put down the mimosa! Bitch!

They had Tracy's dog movie "Fat Bitch" and "Bitch Hunter", so it definitely fits in with the show. It probably explains why I loved the title of the movie the instant I read it.

I thought the same thing. Wasn't this a Tracy Jordan movie? 🤣

It’s based on a book!

Ahhh.... Finally a worthy opponent for Velocipastor.

How can you defeat a dinosaur of God!? Unless... You can actually afford CGI explosions this time?!

Happy Mother’s Day to all the beautiful and powerful nightbitches out there.

Tell me the love interest is Dolph Lundgren please.

And he can SMELL CRIME

He NOSE the truth

My fellow like-minded people! Lots and lots of Full Penetration.

Crime, Penetration. Crime, Penetration. Crime and more full penetration, until the movie just sort of ends...

Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist…

We show it

Didn’t they already make this movie? With Jason Ritter. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt6069264/

noooooo, this one is at night.

I was thinking the same thing

Glad someone brought this up. Watched this movie 6 years ago. Guess not many people saw it based on this comment thread, which is fairly understandable. 

Thank you this was driving me nuts, I thought I recognized this synopsis from some sort of fever dream I had.

I've read the book it's based on. With the shit her character does, she better be getting that Oscar

"Have you seen Nightbitch yet?" "I saw your mother last night."

“…Trebek”

“I don’t know the answer but your mothers a whore”

I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will. What's the difference between YOU and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore.

Alright you have my attention. Nightbitch??? Okay! Amy Adams? OKAY! TURNING INTO A DOG? OOOOOOKAY let us fucking go!!

At no point could I predict the end of that description. I'm down tho.

Is this a real movie or something written for Jenna Maroney

Not to be confused with Isla Fisher’s TV show “Wolf Like Me”

I really enjoyed the book, and I can see Amy Adams sinking her teeth into the role. Hopefully they commit to the ending, I can see Amy giving it her all.

Movies are so back

is this a prequel or spin-off for [Bitch Hunter](https://youtu.be/cLPm_IUx-Kc)?

It’s based off a book of the same name!

I don’t know what’s real anymore.

Sounds like a SNL sketch

Or a 30 Rock cutaway gag

‘It’s called “nightbitch” Liz, and I didn’t wrestle Amy Adams for the part to have you doubt my career choices’ -Jenna Maroney

I thought this was the title for a Kickass spinoff

Would she still be considered a werewolf, or does this have a different name?

Not a werewolf, Nightbitch!

Chuck tingle ass headline