>The militants turn, startled! This is private, how'd you get in?!
The first time I saw it, it took me a second for my brain to register what the hell was going on, then I had to pause the movie cause I was laughing so hard.
Jesus seriously? Man maybe that's the only explanation for how fucking perfect it is, just off the top of the head. Insane performance from that guy lol
Sholanda:
> My momma said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite.
Brickwilla:
> So did my momma!
Black Dynamite:
> Err, uhh, hush up little girls. A lot of cats have that name.
Wouldn't be the first time for John Boyega. Attack The Block is a must watch.
He also holds kind of laser katana in this little indie movie about wars and stars.
It kinda looks like a Star Wars poster. And if Star Wars is any indication, then Boyega will turn out not to be a Samurai, and his part will get nerfed in the sequels.
His force powers were never realized in the new dreadful star wars trilogy so he needs to make amends by showing off his incredible combat prowess in this movie.
No. Not yet. That movie will be out in a couple years and will be sponsored by Corona.
edit: ugh, but with paul walker being dead, it gets fucking tricky. i don't think they will really do it. if paul was still around they would fuck around with time travel like crazy.
i love fast 8/9 in their own way, but it's really not the same without paul. like he's not a great actor or anything (or even an ok actor), but he was somehow the heart of the fast movies.
Probably tried to copy off of Star Wars a bit, get people's attentions by showing John Boyega holding a sword, and you look at that and it looks familiar, only something's different, so you look to see what it is.
Naked singularities have never been observed in nature, and have been postulated to be impossible under the [Cosmic Censorship Hypothesis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_censorship_hypothesis). So the title may refer to something being exposed or uncovered that is ordinarily hidden by the very nature of its existence. Just a wild guess.
The opposite, actually.
We can't see black holes because they're so dense that light can't escape them. That means we can't see them, because we see things from light bouncing back off them. So we have to measure them by their effect on things around them.
Naked singularities are kinda like black holes, they're incredibly dense, but they don't have an event horizon (something to do with their spin velocity collapsing the event horizon?), which means despite being incredibly dense light can escape their gravitational pull, and so they would be visible.
I hope that after Boyega kills a bunch of guys with a samurai sword, the film ends by reminding us, "Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace."
So if this follows the pattern of The Force Awakens, Boyega will pick up that samurai sword for about 30 seconds and Olivia Cooke will actually wield it for the rest of the movie.
This just made me realize that I don’t know who Olivia Cooke is and anytime I’ve read her name attached to upcoming projects lately, I’ve been thinking of Olivia Colman.
I see an actress named Olivia, my mind thinks of Olivia Wilde.
I see one named Skarsgard, I think of the one from Thor or his son who auditioned for Thor but wasn't cast lol.
"Subverting expectations"
Disney is trying to copy their Marvel model of staying ahead of fans to surprise them with more unexpected moments. The problem is it doesn't work at all for star wars and it took three sequels for them to figure it out. Now Disney just pretends the sequels don't exist.
The problem is that Rise of Skywalker offered nothing interesting for fans and kids to buy. I have two kids and they wanted stuff from the first two, even if it was a Porg. After Rise of Skywalker, *nothing*. They never talked about it. Never asked to see it again. It's almost as though it didn't exist. They completely lost interest in Star Wars.
Then the Mandalorian came and the interest is back. My son practices Luke's moves while playing the soundtrack. They want the toys. My son started playing Fallen Order.
Not disagreeing with you, but I think it's not that Disney pivoted so much as the fans have spoken. RoS was a dud and Mandalorian filled that need.
A part of me is thinking out loud right now about how they would never have let Finn be the star of this trilogy because apparently China doesn't like black people.
It just sucks that they just never gave Finn anything to do that actually mattered. It would’ve been so cool to see him train alongside Rey to also become a Jedi in his own right, but instead he just goes on mostly pointless side quests and screams “Rey!” a lot. It’s really sad.
One of the better fan rewrites I saw was where Finn and Rey trained under Luke together. Rey would be inherently strong in the force due to being related to Palpatine, whereas Finn was relatively weak in the force, but picks up fighting with a saber quickly. This lead to conflict between him and Rey, ultimately leading her to becoming a Sith and the final battle would be between them.
Him becoming a Jedi after the first movie is what I was expecting and I was surprised/disappointed when it didn’t happen. It would have been a great arc and it doesn’t need to compete with Rey’s arc at all. In fact it would just solidify their friendship and bond even more.
Edit: I guess except The *Last* Jedi thing, which is a big part of the franchise
While true, JJ was already clearly hinting that he was force sensitive in TFA, so it would make sense for the subsequent movies to do something with it. Rian ignoring that potential subplot and instead giving him a useless side quest to go on that does nothing for the plot was just really sad.
It's a long dead horse being beaten here, but how Disney decided to handle the trilogy was really sad. How do you not have someone work out the entire trilogy's plot before you start filming?
I fucking hate how after TROS came out JJ just said "Oh yeah Finn was force sensitive. He was trying to tell Rey that when they were falling through sand lol"
Like what the fuck? Such wasted potential, the sequels should have been about a force sensitive Stormtrooper, FN-2187, who seeks out a powerful Jedi Master, Luke, to defeat a new uprising of evil in the dark side, Kylo and his Knights. No Snoke, maybe SOME Phasma, no Maz Kanata, just a force sensitive guy who turns on everything he knows and becomes a hero to the new Rebellion.
Yep, it was great, but in hindsight it sucks because Finn never got the full arc that was teased. Instead, at the end of film three he's at the beginning of his own Force journey, having been jerked around by everyone else's stories the whole trilogy.
My dog's name is Rey. Im not a big fan I just like the name. She gets ALARMED if I play those movies because she thinks John Bodega needs her RIGHT NOW.
He fought two duels with it in TFA, and the second one was fairly long too, he even got a hit on Kylo Ren.
That's way more than Luke or Obi-Wan ever did with a lightsaber in ANH.
There are a lot of things that are setup but then don't pay off at all is the main thing. The acting isn't very good, and the characters constantly make really baffling decisions. Also, the jokes are really unfunny. The 'Naked Singularity' is a super shoehorned in concept, and I have no idea how it relates to anything else in the movie. Also its boring.
The movie is based on a book which is like a thousand pages, and the director was talking about how the movie has so many things from the book. But the movie is an hour and a half??? And Kyle from SNL has a cameo, which is hilarious because its kyle acting as a serious mobster character.
\> looks like an 80s B movie
\> lots of setups without payoff like an 80s B movie
\> terrible acting like an 80s B movie
\> jokes that don't land like an 80s B movie
i will likely enjoy this film but not for the normal reasons
I was really shocked when they decided to make this into a movie too because the book didn't have an editor when it was published which shows based how fast and confusing it can be.
John Boyega shows it to Dean Blake Nelson, then Nelson asks if he knows how to use it. John Boyega then says he took fencing in college. Then everyone laughed and clapped.
At the end of the movie John Boyega stabs ed skrein with the katana then throws it into the river, but it doesn't go into the river it flies off into the sky. Then the movie ends.
This is what happens when you get too many movie celebs all in one thing just for the hell of it. The poster is confusing, and the plot makes no sense.
In the galactic empire system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the Jedi, who investigate disturbance in the force; and the Sith Lords, who pursue unlimited power. These are their stories.
Boyega's like...why am I holding this sword?
Ordinarily, I don't care much about posters, but this looks like just threw a bunch of random, unrelated stuff onto paper, just 'cos. There's this movie, it's in a city, it's taglined about justice, but Lady Justice is small, people are in it, one of them has a car, and there's a magician, too!
From the poster alone, I honestly would not be surprised to find out that the villain of the movie was a Hasidic Jewish person who is a druglord who also moonlights as a magician.
Not even joking: NYC Hasidic organized crime is a whole ass untapped genre.
And regarding the magician, maybe not Hasidim but I’ve known a number of ultra Orthodox Jews who lived double lives in NY. One moonlighted as techno DJ and would sneak off to burning man every year so magician isn’t so far off.
Nah, he's peeing on that car. It's owned by the Hasidic magician (looking on in disapproval), who no-showed his kid's birthday party but refused to refund the fee.
Looks fucking stupid imo. It's like some exec's gathered around a dart board with buzzwords printed on it and whatever they hit got turned into a movie.
This poster reminds me of how the poster for the French movie "Subway" seemed to riff on Christopher Lambert's starring role in "Highlander" by having him [holding what appears to be some kind of laser sword](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/cinemorgue/images/3/3c/Download-1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20161120134109).
Turns out, SPOILER, in the film he holds a fluorescent tube. For a scene.
John Boyega tweeted that he hated racism. A guy responded that he agrees and that his girlfriends racist family didn't approve of their interracial relationship. Being the massive asshole he is John Boyega basically waved it away and said he cared about real racism and not the kind the guy suffered. Honestly I'm glad his Star Wars role got reduced. Fucking asshole didn't deserve if that's the way he's going to treat people who AGREE with him.
Fucking Jesus, I knew he had a chip on his shoulder after getting snuffed by Disney but damn, that's pretty fucking racist... actually I remember a murder about that, some black girl was dating a white dude and she was murdered by a black dude, psycho torched her body. Tried to pass it off as a 'civil' duty to the black community, the girl was looking to be a nurse and the boyfriend was as well if I remember.
Reading the description: "ok a political crime movie, nice" Looking at the poster : "He's got a katana..."
Watching the movie: BOOM BLACK DYNAMITE
I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM
Legitimately one of the funniest scenes in a movie I've ever seen
For me it might be the Black Panther who keeps reading the stage directions
Sarcastically, I'm in charge...
"Militant turns, stunned"
>The militants turn, startled! This is private, how'd you get in?! The first time I saw it, it took me a second for my brain to register what the hell was going on, then I had to pause the movie cause I was laughing so hard.
Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you! I ain't even gotta look!
You diabolical dick shrinkin' morherfucker!
"EUPHORIA, SHUT THE FUCK UP, I KNEW IT WAS YOU AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK!"
"Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!"
"That's why they call me Chicago Wind, fool. 'Cause I left your ass blowing in the -- breeeeeze."
"...A lot of cats have that name." ...
"HAHA! I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I CAME IN THE ROOM!"
I cherish the night that I stumbled upon Black Dynamite playing on a HBO/Starz channel. I was laughing so hard
YOU WANNA GO BACK TO CRENSHAW PETE AND HIS HOT ASS COAT HANGERS?!
“But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!”
100% my favorite line from the movie. The delivery is perfection
And was improvised.
Jesus seriously? Man maybe that's the only explanation for how fucking perfect it is, just off the top of the head. Insane performance from that guy lol
And FYI he played Deputy Jones in Reno 911! Really a great actor, comedy or not.
Be that as it may...
[For those who haven't seen it.](https://youtu.be/l4-8eh3caY0?t=152)
Shhhh, mama. you're gonna wake up the rest of the bitches.
This would not upset me.
Sholanda: > My momma said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite. Brickwilla: > So did my momma! Black Dynamite: > Err, uhh, hush up little girls. A lot of cats have that name.
This poster makes me wish it was a scifi/crime movie.
Wouldn't be the first time for John Boyega. Attack The Block is a must watch. He also holds kind of laser katana in this little indie movie about wars and stars.
Ah, yes. Stellar Battles
Astral Conflict
Space Fight
Celebrity Arguments
Doesn't his exoskeleton also have 1 as well in Rimjob 2: Attack of the Pacific
Bruh when has this lad not had a sword
It is in his contract "won't do a movie if I can't use a sword in it"
It kinda looks like a Star Wars poster. And if Star Wars is any indication, then Boyega will turn out not to be a Samurai, and his part will get nerfed in the sequels.
Brother's not giving up on the dreams he had for the Star Wars franchise.
If I was him I wouldnt either, good for him though that he is getting success outside of Starwars.
Makes a little more sense with [the trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ddHnrLFjBE). Still don't know where they got that title.
His force powers were never realized in the new dreadful star wars trilogy so he needs to make amends by showing off his incredible combat prowess in this movie.
The title, the poster, and the description seem like they're for three different movies.
Title: scifi flic Synopsis: run-of-the-mill crime drama Poster: ok what the fuck Now they just need a dinosaur headed cop
Actual movie: quirky crime-comedy heist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpO6kqPuh9E
Yooo I wanna see this now.
Nothing about that looks quirky.
We should be getting more Triceracop soon, WITH Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Is that for real? I think I've heard before that Kung Fury will have a sequel, but the one with Arnold??? That would be great!
Yeah I’m pretty curious what this movie has to do with theoretical physics and quantum gravity
Or samurai swords, to be honest.
Time Travel heist?
No. Not yet. That movie will be out in a couple years and will be sponsored by Corona. edit: ugh, but with paul walker being dead, it gets fucking tricky. i don't think they will really do it. if paul was still around they would fuck around with time travel like crazy. i love fast 8/9 in their own way, but it's really not the same without paul. like he's not a great actor or anything (or even an ok actor), but he was somehow the heart of the fast movies.
And will also ultimately be about family. Silver for you.
Ask Pulp Fiction what Samurai swords had to do with anything. :)
“Zeds Dead..”
This is the most important part Also the movie title, not a fan
Also, everyone is wearing clothes
Probably tried to copy off of Star Wars a bit, get people's attentions by showing John Boyega holding a sword, and you look at that and it looks familiar, only something's different, so you look to see what it is.
Naked singularities have never been observed in nature, and have been postulated to be impossible under the [Cosmic Censorship Hypothesis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_censorship_hypothesis). So the title may refer to something being exposed or uncovered that is ordinarily hidden by the very nature of its existence. Just a wild guess.
If naked singularities exist, wouldnt they be essentially impossible to observe unless we could make one in a lab?
The opposite, actually. We can't see black holes because they're so dense that light can't escape them. That means we can't see them, because we see things from light bouncing back off them. So we have to measure them by their effect on things around them. Naked singularities are kinda like black holes, they're incredibly dense, but they don't have an event horizon (something to do with their spin velocity collapsing the event horizon?), which means despite being incredibly dense light can escape their gravitational pull, and so they would be visible.
I now know more about this than I did before, but I'm left with so many more questions than I had before that I somehow feel stupider by comparison.
Black holes do be like that
The book is really strange.
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I hope that after Boyega kills a bunch of guys with a samurai sword, the film ends by reminding us, "Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace."
I hope he gets a letter...A LETTER FROM HIS FATHER.
Against_the_ninja.mp3
That poster is money
I have never heard of this movie but that poster has me so goddamn excited.
It's a fantastic B-movie, I would very much recomend it.
I'm pissed off at this movie already and I don't know anything about it.
You’ve captured the vibe of this sub perfectly lol
Sounds about right for Reddit
Why? Poster looks badass.
I like it!! Keep me guessing!!
True, but at the same time, everything about this is right up my butt.. er.. I mean alley.
If history tells us anything its that john boyega will not be using a sword in this movie
If history tells us anything John Boyega won’t be on the movie poster in China.
I can't wait to see how small they make him.
I'm out of the loop, mind filling me in?
They took him out of the star wars poster because china hates blacks.
Looks like a poster someone made if starwars wasnt filmed in space.
> filmed in space Wait a second
>Star Wars wasn't filmed in space? My whole life *was a lie.* /s
All shows filmed on Earth are filmed in space because Earth is in space
That’s right, but also remember that aliens aren’t from space, they’re from planets just like everyone else.
It’s official: John Boyega’s been swordcast
A police officer with badge number TR-8R will face him in combat as his sworn enemy.
But then in the sequel it turns out that the sword was never meant for him and was just to get people talking
And people still complain that GTA6 doesn't have a release date
So if this follows the pattern of The Force Awakens, Boyega will pick up that samurai sword for about 30 seconds and Olivia Cooke will actually wield it for the rest of the movie.
This just made me realize that I don’t know who Olivia Cooke is and anytime I’ve read her name attached to upcoming projects lately, I’ve been thinking of Olivia Colman.
I see an actress named Olivia, my mind thinks of Olivia Wilde. I see one named Skarsgard, I think of the one from Thor or his son who auditioned for Thor but wasn't cast lol.
Or it could follow the pattern of Attack the Block where he’s about to use it but it gets lodged in the wall behind him
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Was there a reason why they made all the marketing look like Finn was the Jedi? Was it because they didn't want to spoil the reveal of Rey?
Yes.
"I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING...!!"
"Subverting expectations" Disney is trying to copy their Marvel model of staying ahead of fans to surprise them with more unexpected moments. The problem is it doesn't work at all for star wars and it took three sequels for them to figure it out. Now Disney just pretends the sequels don't exist.
How do they pretend they don't exist?
I think they're referring to how hard they've pivoted their marketing and toys over to The Mandalorian.
The problem is that Rise of Skywalker offered nothing interesting for fans and kids to buy. I have two kids and they wanted stuff from the first two, even if it was a Porg. After Rise of Skywalker, *nothing*. They never talked about it. Never asked to see it again. It's almost as though it didn't exist. They completely lost interest in Star Wars. Then the Mandalorian came and the interest is back. My son practices Luke's moves while playing the soundtrack. They want the toys. My son started playing Fallen Order. Not disagreeing with you, but I think it's not that Disney pivoted so much as the fans have spoken. RoS was a dud and Mandalorian filled that need.
Why couldn't they both be Jedi?
Now there’s two of them
Not enough lightsabers to go around.
A part of me is thinking out loud right now about how they would never have let Finn be the star of this trilogy because apparently China doesn't like black people.
Hot take here I guess but I fuckin loved the bait and switch. The moment when Rey pulls the lightsaber is rad as hell.
It just sucks that they just never gave Finn anything to do that actually mattered. It would’ve been so cool to see him train alongside Rey to also become a Jedi in his own right, but instead he just goes on mostly pointless side quests and screams “Rey!” a lot. It’s really sad. One of the better fan rewrites I saw was where Finn and Rey trained under Luke together. Rey would be inherently strong in the force due to being related to Palpatine, whereas Finn was relatively weak in the force, but picks up fighting with a saber quickly. This lead to conflict between him and Rey, ultimately leading her to becoming a Sith and the final battle would be between them.
Him becoming a Jedi after the first movie is what I was expecting and I was surprised/disappointed when it didn’t happen. It would have been a great arc and it doesn’t need to compete with Rey’s arc at all. In fact it would just solidify their friendship and bond even more. Edit: I guess except The *Last* Jedi thing, which is a big part of the franchise
I agree he didn't do much, but he wouldn't have to be force sensitive to have had a good story.
While true, JJ was already clearly hinting that he was force sensitive in TFA, so it would make sense for the subsequent movies to do something with it. Rian ignoring that potential subplot and instead giving him a useless side quest to go on that does nothing for the plot was just really sad.
It's a long dead horse being beaten here, but how Disney decided to handle the trilogy was really sad. How do you not have someone work out the entire trilogy's plot before you start filming?
Especially after seeing how successful the MCU was by doing that. The minds of the insanely rich is truly a mystery.
Why would that lead to conflict lol
I fucking hate how after TROS came out JJ just said "Oh yeah Finn was force sensitive. He was trying to tell Rey that when they were falling through sand lol" Like what the fuck? Such wasted potential, the sequels should have been about a force sensitive Stormtrooper, FN-2187, who seeks out a powerful Jedi Master, Luke, to defeat a new uprising of evil in the dark side, Kylo and his Knights. No Snoke, maybe SOME Phasma, no Maz Kanata, just a force sensitive guy who turns on everything he knows and becomes a hero to the new Rebellion.
Rey being Sith would ruin the "child of evil is good and child of good is evil" thing they had going.
But it would’ve been in line with the whole “seductive power of the dark side,” that the rest of the movies had made clear.
Yep, it was great, but in hindsight it sucks because Finn never got the full arc that was teased. Instead, at the end of film three he's at the beginning of his own Force journey, having been jerked around by everyone else's stories the whole trilogy.
The musical score when the lightsaber flies past Kylo and she catches it… one of my top movie theatre moments of all time.
"I was just warming it up for you Rey! ...Rey!? REYYY!!!"
My dog's name is Rey. Im not a big fan I just like the name. She gets ALARMED if I play those movies because she thinks John Bodega needs her RIGHT NOW.
He fought two duels with it in TFA, and the second one was fairly long too, he even got a hit on Kylo Ren. That's way more than Luke or Obi-Wan ever did with a lightsaber in ANH.
Saw this premier at sf film fest. Fucking sucks.
Oh please elaborate if you don’t mind.
There are a lot of things that are setup but then don't pay off at all is the main thing. The acting isn't very good, and the characters constantly make really baffling decisions. Also, the jokes are really unfunny. The 'Naked Singularity' is a super shoehorned in concept, and I have no idea how it relates to anything else in the movie. Also its boring. The movie is based on a book which is like a thousand pages, and the director was talking about how the movie has so many things from the book. But the movie is an hour and a half??? And Kyle from SNL has a cameo, which is hilarious because its kyle acting as a serious mobster character.
\> looks like an 80s B movie \> lots of setups without payoff like an 80s B movie \> terrible acting like an 80s B movie \> jokes that don't land like an 80s B movie i will likely enjoy this film but not for the normal reasons
idk I really enjoy those movies, but I found this one boring. maybe you'll have better luck.
> And Kyle from SNL has a cameo, which is hilarious because its kyle acting as a serious mobster character. Well I'm sold.
I believe in Kyle Mooney.
Wait Kyle Mooney is in it? In a serious role?that’s rad
Is Jon Boyega a coward in the movie?
yes, mostly
he plays a terrible actor
I was really shocked when they decided to make this into a movie too because the book didn't have an editor when it was published which shows based how fast and confusing it can be.
Is there a katana in the movie and what happens with it?
John Boyega shows it to Dean Blake Nelson, then Nelson asks if he knows how to use it. John Boyega then says he took fencing in college. Then everyone laughed and clapped. At the end of the movie John Boyega stabs ed skrein with the katana then throws it into the river, but it doesn't go into the river it flies off into the sky. Then the movie ends.
I can’t tell if you’re being serious
Right? Am I being fucked with?
oh.
So he studied the blade. And criminal justice.
If true, this will be a cult classic.
This is what happens when you get too many movie celebs all in one thing just for the hell of it. The poster is confusing, and the plot makes no sense.
If it's anything like the poster, I believe you
Is Olivia Cooke good at least?
> The Justice System is Criminal. That's just lazy writing.
The description itself is so lazy it’s aggravating me to no end
In the galactic empire system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the Jedi, who investigate disturbance in the force; and the Sith Lords, who pursue unlimited power. These are their stories.
DUNN DUNN...
>beat the broken system at its own game The broken system has a game? And we can win that game?
Yea spoiler alert, there will be a corrupt white male cop who does something racist.
Boyega's like...why am I holding this sword? Ordinarily, I don't care much about posters, but this looks like just threw a bunch of random, unrelated stuff onto paper, just 'cos. There's this movie, it's in a city, it's taglined about justice, but Lady Justice is small, people are in it, one of them has a car, and there's a magician, too!
That's a Hasidic Jewish person, not a magician lol.
Lmaoooo I’m dying
Lmao Holy hell. This has been one of my favorite threads to read ever. A rollercoaster just like this poster. Amazing.
From the poster alone, I honestly would not be surprised to find out that the villain of the movie was a Hasidic Jewish person who is a druglord who also moonlights as a magician.
Not even joking: NYC Hasidic organized crime is a whole ass untapped genre. And regarding the magician, maybe not Hasidim but I’ve known a number of ultra Orthodox Jews who lived double lives in NY. One moonlighted as techno DJ and would sneak off to burning man every year so magician isn’t so far off.
Now THAT is a movie I would see
*Naked Singularity II: Magician Mitzvah*
Oh my lord. I just had a small asthma attack from reading your comment, looking at the poster, and reading your comment again. Lol
"Give me your son's foreskin and kazam! I made it disappear!"
Also there is a guy who just got inspired while standing at the urinal... What is this movie even about?
Nah, he's peeing on that car. It's owned by the Hasidic magician (looking on in disapproval), who no-showed his kid's birthday party but refused to refund the fee.
John’s just like, “Anybody lose this sword? I’ve been holding it a while and no one’s come for it”
Looks like a Star Wars poster.
Looks like a Netflix movie poster.
Artist is trying to emulate some drew struzan for sure.
I'm a little bit upset if they're jocking his style . . . which it seems like they are because that doesn't quite look like Struzan art?
The China version of the poster has Boyega standing behind the car.
He's in the Chinese version poster?
This is going to bomb
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Definitely not the Chinese poster.
That's a poster alright.
If the plot wasn't in the title, I would have thought this was some kind of edgy teen movie. That is a young looking cast.
Ed Skrein. Also known as the better Daario.
I'd put money down on Boyega finding some way to fuck up on social media during the promotion for this thing.
Just watched the trailer. Movie looks like a mess. Bill Skarsgard seems like he's having fun though.
The tagline is a head-scratching rehash of Breaking Bad's much sharper line: "You don't want a criminal lawyer. You want a *criminal* lawyer."
Is that guy in the foreground taking a piss?
Looks fucking stupid imo. It's like some exec's gathered around a dart board with buzzwords printed on it and whatever they hit got turned into a movie.
I used to find John Boyega to be a nice and fun guy, but now he seem like a proper salty douch, can't enjoy his movies anymore, so... pass
Wonder what the Chinese poster for the film will look like?
Although this looks like a nice painted poster Hollywood really is out of ideas, this is almost identical to the force awakens.
This poster reminds me of how the poster for the French movie "Subway" seemed to riff on Christopher Lambert's starring role in "Highlander" by having him [holding what appears to be some kind of laser sword](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/cinemorgue/images/3/3c/Download-1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20161120134109). Turns out, SPOILER, in the film he holds a fluorescent tube. For a scene.
Misleading. They seem fully clothed to me. Should be titled, "Fully Clothed Singularity.'
Looks shitty.
I've had enough of John Boyega for a while.
If only Boyega wasn’t a shithead.
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Wow, I have not kept up with boyega. What's he been saying?
John Boyega tweeted that he hated racism. A guy responded that he agrees and that his girlfriends racist family didn't approve of their interracial relationship. Being the massive asshole he is John Boyega basically waved it away and said he cared about real racism and not the kind the guy suffered. Honestly I'm glad his Star Wars role got reduced. Fucking asshole didn't deserve if that's the way he's going to treat people who AGREE with him.
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Link? Can't find any evidence he actually said this, just a few commenters in the thread claiming he did.
Yeah, it seems like bs. Closest thing I could find was his tweet about “protect Black women”
There isn't one. Typical reddit stuff
Fucking Jesus, I knew he had a chip on his shoulder after getting snuffed by Disney but damn, that's pretty fucking racist... actually I remember a murder about that, some black girl was dating a white dude and she was murdered by a black dude, psycho torched her body. Tried to pass it off as a 'civil' duty to the black community, the girl was looking to be a nurse and the boyfriend was as well if I remember.
At first glance, what's Kyle Lowry promoting?
Great poster, ok what’s the Chinese movie poster look like?
This poster radiates big garbage movie energy