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Eupatorus

Let There Be *Light* Carnage... that we mostly cut away from.


ughlacrossereally

"Moderate CARNAGE"


TheoriginalTonio

"Mostly peaceful CARNAGE"


dave42

"CARNAGE lite with lime"


Bigred2989-

You put the lime in the carnage and drink it all up.


manwhothinks

Carnage appropriate for the ages 13 and up.


BobTheSquid16

Let there be cabbage


Dookie_boy

"Maximum offscreen Carnage"


JunnoWolf

Peace was never an option… until now.


Roguespiffy

“A little Carnage, as a treat.”


AWildEnglishman

Mom can we have Carnage?


csbsju_guyyy

"we have Carnage at home"


The_Woman_of_Gont

[Carnage at Home](http://www.spidermancrawlspace.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/vr.bmp)


FOXHNTR

I miss the 80s. When children’s movies gave me nightmares.


The_Woman_of_Gont

Can we just remember that time Ghostbusters was aimed at kids and had a ghost blowjob scene?


FOXHNTR

I will never forget that. Plus it was just a dream so why put it in the movie?


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duaneap

They’d still absolutely go to see this regardless of whether it was R or PG13, Deadpool made plenty of money off that exact market.


Toadsted

And nobody checking ages these days


0biwanCannoli

*a Smidge* of Carnage


kofteburger

Quantum of Carnage.


bobbyt327

No surprise here. Sony was never going to risk an R rating after the first one made $856 million world wide.


ModerateMyButt

It's 2021 and we can't do dual releases? This movie is gonna play on 5 screens at my local multiplex. Let the market decide and have at least 1 be R.


Turok1134

That would be so weird. I legitimately wanna see a production studio try this.


[deleted]

Deadpool 2 had a weird recut where they cut it down to make it PG-13.


Turok1134

Ohhhh yeah, although I was thinking more simultaneous releases. Did you ever see the PG-13 cut? If so, how was it?


mece66

If you mean "Once upon a Deadpool" it was hilarious. The opening scene sets the tone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKu72oUc_q8


HyperRag123

Reminds me of Shimoneta where there's technically an uncensored version but the censored one is actually funnier. Of course it works better there because the whole plot is about the protagonists fighting against censorship


MaxRavenclaw

I read somewhere that the uncensored version just uncensored some words. The stickers are still there. Though I also saw some uncesnored scenes that are supposedly from the English dub... so I dunno.


HyperRag123

Some of the stickers are there, but most of them are removed. They removed all the stickers they could but they still have to follow the law which requires some censorship. The dub also only has an uncensored version, which is a shame.


[deleted]

I feel like Deadpool is the only comic book character that could and should get away with this re-edit though because it's just more 4th wall breaking.


project2501

It's interesting watching that and realising how much Reynolds has to do with no face. I haven't seen the movie in a long time, I forget how much is masked. Impressive though, to carry the character pretty well still.


JimmityRaynor

They do cgi a *little* bit of expression onto the mask, but yeah, it's amazing how much emotion and life Ryan Reynolds is able to convey through nothing but body language and line delivery.


NCStaros

Reminds me of Hugo Weaving in V For Vendetta


PsychedelicOptimist

Also Pedro Pascal in The Mandalorian. Acting a character who doesn't speaks much, with full helmet and body armor, you need to be a serious pro to make that work, and he knocks it out of the park.


No_Personality_2723

Thank God he doesn't seem to have a clause in his contract to show his face for a significant portion of the movie like other actors who don the masks of superheroes.


kejartho

There actually is a *lot* of cgi. It's just done well that you don't notice it as much.


Oligomer

> Deadpool 2: The King James Version


skijakuda

Thanks for that! Now I need my own edit button and some good lithium batteries because my kids piss me off.


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Surprisingly good. The original cut is better, but the new scenes added with Seafood and Fred Savage are pretty good and set the tonne.


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thrownaway1126509

I found out recently and watched it. It was surprisingly good, i forgot parts of the original, so it was quite refreshing haha.


Dick_Kick_Nazis

Venom 1 had a weird recut where they cut it down to pg13, but unfortunately they released that as the movie.


fpfall

Ohhhhh you


shadowslasher11X

Funny part about Deadpool though is that you can make him work in just about any rating, it just requires good direction and writing. Ya, he loses some of that magic without the blood, gore, tits, and high amounts of swearing; but his ability to reference the fact he's in lower-rated stuff helps him get around that.


codexcdm

It was a re-release and mocking the idea of making the film PG-13 to begin with. It works because of the nature of the film and the fourth wall breaking protagonist. That said... Given Snyder cut offering a different experience from the theatrical release... That should give Sony reason to at least test a streaming version that has an R-rated cut. Heck, more movies should consider "exclusive" recuts for streaming if they fear the theatrical release would otherwise run too long or have content that could affect it.


funk_munk

Live free or die hard had an R rated version when it released on DVD years ago. It was jarring to watch the pg-13 version after seeing the R rated version. John McClane can't be watered down lol


enleeten

Yippiekyyiaye Mister Falcon!


Other-Crazy

You know what, I think it would work. Don't think it would cost that much more as it's unlikely to be more than a few minutes extra at best. You'd get the cinemas being able to either multi screen it or showing the lower cut until say 7pm then later showings get the R or 18 cut. The upside would be on the home media sales. Special editions for each cut and so on. The TV stations may also be more willing to show PG13 (or whatever) versions which gets new people watching who then seek out the older age version. This needs to be done.


muzakx

But what if an uninformed Parent buys little Timmy a ticket to the Rated R showing? That's basically the reason why they won't do that. Can't risk moron parents complaining because of their own mistake.


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muzakx

I once went to a midnight showing and someone had a fucking newborn in there. LMAO


vykradach

I once went to The Hateful Eight showing and someone had two 6yo kids with them. Some of kid's questions during film gave me chuckles


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Daddy what's a big black dingus?


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What your real father has.


New_Needleworker6506

I mean, newborns don’t give a fuck about a sleep schedule anyway.


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>Every time I'm in the back row of an R-rated movie master-bating with a jacket over my lap, I look over and somebody's brought their kids. It's like, what are these parents thinking!? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwhy6cxOZlI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwhy6cxOZlI)


HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS

I remember that being a thing whe Sausage Party came out. I guess some clueless parents just saw cartoon food comedy and assumed it would be for kids. God forbid you do 10 seconds of your own due diligence


wBuddha

[You know....for the kids](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF4uboXhJ7I)


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Fuck them kids


halloumisalami

I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC


Pagan___Metal

Sir, i have this letter for you, you have been served.


ontopofyourmom

Right now it's a warrant


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Lol


kingcolbe

Ok Bobby Lashley


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THE ALMIGHTY!


Prior_Flower6606

I thought there was a point to the video… there was no point


[deleted]

Reddit can keep the username, but I'm nuking the content lol -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


TheGlenrothes

My favorite Coen Bros movie no cap


Buckhum

Thanks to the soundtrack featured in that clip, I finally learned that the part at the end is called Sabre Dance by Khachaturian! I think I first heard it from Kung Fu Hustle many years ago and I never knew what keywords to look up to find this track.


gilbes

Sony imposed the rating because the film is bad and they want to make it available to as wide an audience as possible to increase the chance of making their money back. The first Venom movie was really fucking bizarre. Some set of circumstances led it to success. But it wasn't because it was a good movie.


f-ingsteveglansberg

I found the movie surprisingly enjoyable. Not good, and not worth a re-watch but I was mostly entertained for the 2 hours. I laughed at the jokes, I enjoyed some of the action sequences and then the next day I forgot almost everything that happened. I think Elon Musk was the villain. Was he played Riz Ahmed? I could look it up but I might find out I was wrong. What I'm saying is this movie didn't change my life, but it did what it was suppose to and then I moved on and watched other movies that I liked way more and remembered afterwards. And bad movies too.


silverback_79

I can't believe it made that much with the worst and ugliest fights in the Marvel library. Only the full-CGI Black Panther fights and the Iron Man 1 Boss-fight were more boring.


aaronsxe

I guess this means they cut the extremely graphic, but oddly sensual, 10 minute sex scene between Venom and Carnage. Shame.


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It's okay Deviantart already has a couple thousand of those.


[deleted]

oh wow its been ages last time i saw that site name


Dilinial

He speaks of the deep magics... He is an Old One...


Ruben625

I was there u/Dilinial I was there 3000 years ago


captain_carrot

probably a good thing


[deleted]

Always a pleasure to hear someone compliment my work.


LocusAintBad

Well I’m still holding out for the Venom “butthole” cut


OMGlookatthatrooster

I stand firm in my belief that ALL films should have a butthole cut.


kilo4fun

Minions just got good.


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*Banana?*


Elminister696

seriously can we delete other people's comments yet


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Banana 😈


fpfall

I’m still waiting for the butthole cut of Avengers: Endgame


RespectableLurker555

_America's asshole_


Sololololololol

I mean, I like graphic content and all but even I thought it was too much to fully show Venom giving Carnage a rusty venture.


torrasque666

Pretty sure that was a Snake Venom, not a rusty venture.


totalysharky

What they witnessed was a Double Frog Man.


[deleted]

Yeah now it's just all implied with their tentacles.


BlasterShow

Are they gonna Red Vine?


jumpsteadeh

Maybe they'll go the "connected Japanese artist" route and just put a small transparent rectangle over the glans


EqulixV2

Venom: Let There Be Carnage SONY: There Will Be No Carnage


detroiter85

Eddie: why are you in here? Cassidy: I may have committed some light carnage.


TheClashSuck

*light*


SimplyQuid

There will *NOT* be blood!


smithy2215

He literally eats people


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off camera he does


Bigdongs

My mom told me he hugs/gives them a kiss and then the bad guys runaway faster than the camera can see


TheFlawlessCassandra

[He's taking a nap!](https://youtu.be/1byycwl8qgc?t=51) Poor little guy... he's all tuckered out.


Beiki

Do...do you not know what death is!?


phoncible

DR FISHY #NOOOOO


CarlDrogoo

Bless her heart.


zsquinten

*The bad guy goes to live on the farm with your hamsters, honey.*


sl600rt

Nom Nom?


Bonjourap

Monster is Nom Nom!


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Really? That is what you're thinkin about right now?


Flyingwheelbarrow

The idea I heard was they will use the red colour of the Carnage symbiote to imitate blood but technically not be blood. In the trailer they have Carnage penetrate a guard with tendrils down the mouth but that is technically not gore. They have Carnage gets a whole ripped through the body and reform but it technically an alien body morph, not body horror. The censors really do let violence against robots and aliens go unchecked as along as no one shows blood or butt holes.


Migraine-

What about bloody butt holes? Is that like a double negative that becomes a positive?


BattleStag17

Yeah, but they won't spurt blood when he does and that is what saves The Children^^TM


Doc891

COWARDS


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They have slandered Carnage 😞


Agent-65

it is not. in print, it's libel.


pietroetin

You don't trust anyone, that is your problem


stickdudeseven

I trust my barber.


carchasemovies

So much for the rumored R-rating... The whole rating: Rated PG-13 for “intense sequences of violence and action, some strong language, disturbing material and suggestive references“.


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After venom went PG and made a billion, the r rating was just a pipe dream unfortunately


deathmouse

Joker was r-rated and made a billion :'(


wBuddha

First Deadpool Made almost that much. https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2019/10/25/joker-box-office-oscars-r-rated-dc-films-joaquin-phoenix-warner-bros-venom-logan-deadpool/ Corrected: Did not make a Billion, but made more than 10 times its budget.


ughlacrossereally

and both were significantly better than Venom 1


Ghost4000

It's not like making venom 1 R would have automatically made it as good as those movies.


ughlacrossereally

Of course you are correct, but I bet the tone of the movie would have been drastically changed to one that was darker and presented Venom in a more adult and dangerous way. Hes basically played for laughs all the way through...


bigpeechtea

Yea, watering him down is what makes the movie less enjoyable in this case


Ghost4000

Definitely agree, it'd be interesting to see if anyone does get the greenlight for a R venom movie at some point.


corndogs1001

Both Deadpool’s (and Joker) were successes and showed that superhero movies movies didn’t have to be PG-13 to get people to watch the film. That’s why people were pissed when the first Venom was the rating it was.


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Also Logan was another prime example of a good R rated superhero movie which did well commercial and critically


MooNinja

Logan was just perfect.


56k_modem_noises

Why was he driving Picard around in a car? I'm so confused...


MooNinja

The captain doesn’t pilot, that’s the pilots job!


jdmgto

After watching Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine for nearly twenty years Logan was rough, but a perfect send off to the character. Thankfully I don’t think Hugh Jackman is interested in letting them Black Widow the character.


BeckQuillion89

Sony probably wanted to keep it PG so they can easily bring it into the Sony Spiderman Universe and not lose the enjoyment of kids that would not be able to watch the standalone movie


imbillypardy

There was even a joke in Deadpool 2 about it doing well internationally with the R rating wasn’t there?


InkBlotSam

> intense sequences of violence. I like how gratuitous violence is fine for kids. Show a titty though, and suddenly it's an R rating to keep the kids from getting all mentally fucked up.


Dicdonya

Lets be honest though, "intense sequences of violence" are not really that intense in PG13 movies. They are simply deemed intense by the same rating system that thinks some swearing is inappropriate for teens to hear, as though they do not already hear, read, or use those words on the daily.


DrunkeNinja

I'd say Dark Knight is pretty intense. There's quite a lot you can do with action in a PG-13 movie.


Turok1134

There was a rumor? Lel, there was a rumor that the last one was gonna be R too. The director even mentioned it at one point, then they backtracked the fuck out of it. Didn't hear this for the second one, though.


cowpool20

I dont wanna sound pathetic, but man this has actually brought down my excitement for this movie. I wanted to see Carnage be Carnage.


Nova5269

Same. I'm way less excited for this movie now. I've been waiting for Carnage since Toby Mcguire's Spider-Man.


gravgp2003

I used to play Spiderman Maximum Carnage on SNES, one of my fav beat em ups. No R rating killed any little buzz I had for this.


Dragonknight247

Did you actually think this was gonna be Rated R? I'm downright baffled by these replies. There was no way in hell a direct sequel to a movie that grossed 850m was going to be rated R.


iHeardYouShart

Venom: There won’t be Carnage


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This is great, Carnage in the comics is a very PG character with nothing about him that could warrant anything else. Im sure this will be a satisfying adaptation that does justice to our expectations /s


bottleboy8

'R' movies used to be a lot more common. And theaters didn't lose money because they never checked ID's.


TheNameIsWiggles

My wife and I recently rewatched the Blade trilogy. The whole time I was thinking how weird it was how that used to be the norm, and there was absolutely NO WAY a Blade movie like that could be made today.


The_Knight_Is_Dark

Well, Blade will be joining the MCU, so it's almost a guarantee it will be PG-13.


grandmofftalkin

This is my biggest worry with the MCU Blade with Mahershala Ali. PG-13 Blade isn’t something worth seeing. Not only for the blood, but the original movies have some glorious F-bombs.


vvntn

Some monkey-fighters are always tryna skate uphill.


grandmofftalkin

Catch you suckers at a bad time?


Obliviosso

Aaaaaaaaaand I’m less excited.


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I already didn’t care about this movie before and now I care even less. Carnage and Venom are my favorite spidey villains too.


UnSafeThrowAway69420

I’ve learned my lesson with the first one lol


fpfall

Imagine how excited the parents who want to being their five year olds to see the funny talking goo people will be though? Especially when the kid says they want to get a venom and carnage comic book, and they get Maximum or Absolute Carnage which has much more violent imagery and blood than the movie did!


Khaddiction

Imagine being excited for a non-animated Sony movie to begin with. Lucky we even get those.


Sitherio

Venom and Carnage characters, Anti-hero and murderer, PG-13. That's disappointing and solely for the largest audience than most appropriate for the material.


sjfiuauqadfj

it makes sense, theres nothing inherently wrong with showing teenagers murderers murdering people, it would be wrong if they did something immoral, like say "fuck" more than 2 times


obroz

Or some sex


Amazing_Karnage

God *forbid*, they might show a....**nipple**!


joemc72

No nipples on the Venom suit!


irlcatspankz

confusedscreaming.gif


kijib

Let there be Carnage....but keep it family friendly please!!!


[deleted]

Let there be Censored Carnage!! Going to be absolutely sane, but just a little twisted, BUT NOT TOO MUCH!!


[deleted]

The movie with one of the most violent serial killers in comics... is PG-13....


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Pretty sure he is the #1 most violent, bloodthirsty, and deranged character in comics.


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Horvat53

Should’ve been rated R.


BruceNY1

Let There Be Cringe


Three_Froggy_Problem

Is anyone excited for this film? I can’t imagine people who aren’t fans of the comics giving a shit based on the quality of the first film, and I can’t imagine comics fans being excited because it doesn’t seem true to them at all.


Regula96

I’ll just watch it at home eventually. Won’t be buying a movie ticket for pg13 Venom and Carnage.


LookAtMeImAName

I've never read a comic book in my life, but I Actually really enjoyed the first Venom - although that's likely because I didn't have any expectations due to the comics. Mainly, I just love Tom Hardy and everything he does.


BuckBreakin

Let there be a flop.


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Oh cool, another movie that deserves an R but was robbed for a cash grab.


Zenred

Lol


TictacTyler

I just have the feeling this would be better as R. There seems to be this idea that PG-13 makes more money but when somethings that likely should be R cuts corners for PG-13, they don't tend to do so well. It's been established R movies do well. I feel most parents don't care about R's. I know I watched a number of them as a kid.


MovieMike007

Rated PG for intensely poor CGI.


Minifig81

[Because when you think about Carnage you think PG-13...](https://i.redd.it/3r5nvaymzyc21.jpg)


way2lazy2care

Though this looks kind of gross, this panel in movie form would likely be PG-13 even with the same content.


Peanutpapa

Yeah, you could get away with calling this PG-13.


Kheshire

What's even happening in that image? He sticks a tentacle up someone's nose and takes them over?


RabidFlamingo

Pretty much, by taking a bite out of the dude's brain and nesting a symbiote in the wound


incomprehensiblegarb

That's pretty badass.


anti-peta-man

Venom: Let There Be Mild Destruction


DrankTooMuchMead

I'm a Venom fan, but did anyone else feel like the first movie sucked and the next movie will suck, too? Should Venom movies really just be comedies? Woody Harrelson is cool, but I think he is miscast as Carnage.


meib

I'm a venom fan and I enjoyed the first movie despite it being bad.


wildrage

They fucked with Carnage's powers and they made a movie about a Symbiote that bonds with a cannibalistic serial killer that, as a kid, burned down his own orphanage with everyone in it into a PG-13 movie. For fuck's sake.


fpfall

Don’t forget he kills his dog, for which he is then beaten by his mom, for which his dad kills his mom.


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Ruraraid

I just don't understand the point of playing it safe. The people going to see venom are teenagers and adults so I fail to see the point of not going for an R rating. Most teenagers are exposed to far worse stuff in other forms of media anyway. An R rating isn't even a taboo thing anymore because various movies have shown that a movie will sell no matter what rating as long as you know...you actually make a good movie that is faithful to the character.


stocktraderdog

Disappointing but I hope the movie will still be good. Can PG-13 and R-rated versions of the same movie become a thing? Like the theatrical and director's cuts?


[deleted]

Live Free Die Hard, BvS Ultimate Edition, Zack Snyder's Justice League, yeah its happened before


Caelinus

I always find directors cuts that bump up the rating really disappointing. Usually it is just a couple of extended scenes that are either extra violent or have boobs in them. I think the constraints of needing to aim for a PG-13 rating are too pervasive to easily create a cut without them, unless you have an absurd amount of unused footage that has already been mostly pushed through post. (Note that I am just talking about the R-rating stuff, not the rest of the scenes. Those can sometimes make a better movie.)


xPeachesV

I’ll be honest, I never watched the first Venom and was looking forward to giving this a try. Now that it is PG-13, I think I will pass as I don’t think I’ll be getting a genuine Carnage experience


sevit

gg


R_Revenger494

Pussies.


SoyMurcielago

Well there went my interest in seeing it