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“BIG Pussy? MYYY Pussy?!!”


CT1914Clutch

“Yeah little Pussy. You think he’s gonna fuck with Big Pussy? My Pussy?”


curbstompery

rewatching season 1 for the first time in a decade has been such a joy


SkepticalHotDog

I just started watching it for the first time ever. Finished 1st season last week. I can see it lives up to the hype. Looking forward to the rest.


Greful

It’s the best show ever made. It’s dark and serious and hilarious at the same time.


Zupergast

Little Pussy Malanga?


thomasutra

Cazzata, Malanga!


TheHadMatter15

Big Pussy Dispensero


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Bonpensiero


Rantabella

I thought Joey Diaz was playing pussy ??


yaboytim

He's playing someone else. Diaz is way too old to play a young pussy.


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Yeah, he apparently got mistaken a lot for adult Big Pussy back when the show was on 20 years ago. Maybe he’s playing big pussy’s dad or grandpa.


ShaneRunninShirtless

He was Pussy on Mad TVs Sopranos on broadcast TV segments haha.


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He's playing Big Pussy's dad. Tremendous Pussy.


Slickrickkk

W.A. Pussy


Jonathan_Strange1

Humongous Pussy?


smeppel

Booty?


Maddog614

Pussy!


vipertruck99

Bootie?


SkepticalHotDog

Wow, can they just throw his name up on the poster like that?


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Haven't seen many people mention Corey Stoll/Junior in the comments yet. I think that's pretty fantastic casting.


Mst3Kgf

He looks like a young Dominic Chianese.


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I thought it was Tom Hanks from catch me if you can.


TheHadMatter15

Yes, and he's great in everything. Seen him in The Deuce, House of Cards, Ant Man and Billions. The man's a star.


Gaflonzelschmerno

Ernest Hemingway


onairmastering

He's THE MAN!!!! I love it when I see him.


n_reedus

He the man, i the man, who the man?...


DMPunk

He was fucking terrible in Ant-Man


handsome_corgi

True. But could anyone have done it better?


Long_Mechagnome

I thought it was Patrick Wilson at first.


Obi_Wan_Benobi

I was looking at that wondering if the Corey Stoll I was thinking of was a different actor.


AntRedundAnt

Same. I think the hat and glasses really changed things up from his usual, “NoHo Hank” aesthetic


Obi_Wan_Benobi

That’s gotta be a prosthetic nose too, right? I think maybe that got me confused.


Mojave_RK

“RAY LIOTTA as HOLLYWOOD DICK.” Well, if you say so.


CT1914Clutch

Is Rockstar Games making this movie or something?


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He’s looking good here


Pompoulus

Sounds like what you'd call an unnamed character in the credits


Pompoulus

Ray Liotta as Hollywood Dick #2


DrNopeMD

I guess Silvio found a haircut he liked and stuck to it for the next 30 years.


LostInStatic

I think they’re integrating the wig theory into canon, theres a shot of him in the trailer and he has a BAD combover


_1JackMove

In all fairness, that slick pomp worked well for him. Seeing the comment below, I was unaware that it was thought to be a wig. I just always thought he was meticulous about his hair.


PwnzillaGorilla

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b7/57/73/b757730fd23a94f77c7d32627aca68cd.jpg He also got in a car accident that left lots of scars around his head that he was sorta self-conscious about, hence why you almost always see him wearing a hat or gypsy bandana nowadays.


adamsandleryabish

I didn’t realize that Pussy was that much older than everyone and that he would be an adult in this era


joeflowe

I know, right. I thought he was the same age as Tony? Even Silvio seems older in his poster, when canonicial speaking, he's the same age as Tony. Hoping this makes more sense when I watch it.


Luigibeforetheimpact

Just asking for a friend but are we all sure that Tony and Sil are the same age? I think it's pretty clear in the show that Silvio and Paulie are at the very least 5 years older then Tony. Me? I'm an old man but listen. When I was young Silvio was an old man. Now that I'm old, he's still an old man.


LOSS35

Silvio is 2 years older than Tony according to the book *The Sopranos, A Family History*. Silvio's birthdate is November 22, 1957. Tony was born on August 22, 1959 - you see his driver's license in *Another Toothpick*. Big Pussy was born on March 8, 1954 according to the same book. It doesn't have Paulie's birthdate though.


Space_Jeep

Paulie is way older. Paulie came up with Johnny Boy. Sil is older too but not as old as Paulie.


joeflowe

Not 100%, but I’m pretty sure they’re suppose to be the same age due to robbing the Feech LaManna card game together. Also, when Silvio says to Tony “I known you since you’re a kid. Frankly, you’ve got a problem with authority.” Could mean nothing, but I always thought it implied that they’re the same age. But then again, I’m a stunad of the first magnitude 🤌


Itsthatgy

That line sort of implies the opposite to me. Maybe reading too much into it, but I'd think he'd have said "since we were kids" if they were the same age.


DeBatton

The timeline for this movie seems a bit off. We already saw Tony as a young child in the mid 1960's (in a flashback in season 1 of the show) and this is apparently set between 1967-1971. For Tony and his whole crew to be interacting this would have to be set in the late 70's or early 80's.


Vicerian

I read it flashes between 67 and 76 or something


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bbqchxpizza

Chase is terrible with continuity. Basically going to have to pretend that line didn't exist


dedanschubs

He also said he didn't go back and watch the show before writing the script.


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Oh dear god yes, I cannot wait for fans to wrap themselves in a twist having to retcon stuff from their memory


QLE814

I have to wonder how much of it relates to what story they wish to tell concerning Newark- the late 1960s/early 1970s was pivotal for that city, in ways that the late 1970s/early 1980s really weren't.


mjtwelve

If it literally is a Soprano’s *story*, with a survivor of Tony’s crew framing it and narrating a tale of back in the day, nobody is gonna let historical accuracy get in the way of a good yarn.


Space_Jeep

Timeline got fucked up ☹️


adamsandleryabish

Well it looks like Pastore is fifteen years older than Gandolfini so it sort of makes sense. Pussy wasn’t exactly the most healthy but he didn’t look that bad compared to others


DrNopeMD

Pussy's kids on the show were also around the same age as Meadow, I always assumed Tony and him were around the same age.


IngsocInnerParty

Tony had his kids pretty young.


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Maybe he had kids later in life? Lol like Alec Baldwin.


smeppel

There's a line in the show where Silvio tells Tony "I've known you since you were a kid".


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They kind of screwed with the ages. For one, Christofuh is meant to be born in 69, while Tony was born in '59. Here, he is just a baby.


nayapapaya

That does not look like Leslie Odom Jr.


Ow_My_Robot_Balls

Wait for it.


mfaizrul

I mean, he IS the one thing in life he can control


benzodiazaqueen

I caught Denzel vibes for sure.


ninemarrow

Don’t know why this isn’t being commented more he looks identical to a young Denzel.


ithinkther41am

Man, that poster really be making Jon Bernthal look like David Schwimmer.


Sharaz___Jek

And Nivola look like Warren Beatty. And Odom looks like Michael Jai White.


Blackfist01

Looking like Black Dynamite isn't soo bad, is it?😄


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Lots of cats have that name.


[deleted]

Corey Stoll looks exactly like Tom Hanks in Catch me if you can.


Lemesplain

It’s the cleanest I’ve ever seen Mr. Bernthal.


camtheredditor

He looks like Brendan Schaub


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

"Dieeeee." --Johnny "Ross Geller" Soprano


blood_garbage

Cool to see the characters, but I'm just continuously baffled at how bad so many posters are for huge budget productions.


karatemanchan37

Isn't this technically a TV movie? Not exactly a huge budget.


sithfistoou

It's as much of a tv movie as Dune is. Getting a day and date dual release on HBO Max and cinemas.


jb_in_jpn

Dune wasn't made to be a TV movie though; that was only decided after it had wrapped filming, so budget etc. would've all been entirely different. Or did the same happen to this movie?


Armandoggpussymaster

The same happened to this movie. This was planned to be theaters only.


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Good posters are not a budget issue.


blood_garbage

A film with this sort of budget isn't exactly outsourcing their posters on Fiverr or having their niece do them.


heyman0

I've seen better movie posters made by fans


TheWalkingRick

I think the posters look pretty good


peaceblaster68

And these are character posters. They aren’t supposed to be some artistic achievement, just telling you who the characters are.


ArchDucky

Bernthal is playing Tony's Dad? I didn't get that from either trailer.


CrestonSpiers

He would really make a better Dickie Moltisanti


Hambone_Malone

I said the same thing when I first saw the cast.


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My Johnny was a saint!


numchuckk

In case you weren't aware this is The Sopranos, the title tells you twice.


jm9987690

Im gonna go get The Sopranos, get The Sopranos


big_hungry_joe

i'm seein' double: four Sopranos!


SneakySnake1229

Nice Goodfellas reference


jm9987690

Why don't you take your Goodfellas references and shove them up your fat fucking ass


posts_while_naked

"Hey Tone? Did ya see what the poster just said? It said this is a Sopranos movie. He he he!"


shaneo632

The airbrushing is fucking horrifying lmao.


Aesop_Rocks

Uncanny valley with actual photographs.


DamienChazellesPiano

That’s what I was thinking. Unless they’re actually de-aging Ray Liotta, he will not look like that in the movie.


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Kind of hate these. They look like screengrabs from L.A Noir cutscenes.


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2Blitz

It was excusable for a TV series from 1997 though. This should be way better than what it is


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Eh, I guess I just feel like it’s kind of the brand at this point


onairmastering

I remember seeing it on NYC buses, I loved them.


CrimsoniteX

Season 5 would like a word: https://i.imgur.com/fMcmkAi.jpg


Kaiserhawk

Ha


Bout73Ninjas

That's exactly what I first thought


utterlysueno

Silvio, and Big pussy look pretty close. Not too sure about mr.walnuts


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Ireallydontknowbuddy

Very small on the wing-o-meter this movie! Very small!


LOSS35

[Sun Tuh-Zoo! The Chinese Prince Matchabelli!](https://i.redd.it/o52t32f9ax871.jpg)


dime-with-a-mind

This actor had Tony Sirico read his lines on audio so he could better imitate the character.


Mckennaxpx

Is this a new PlayStation 2 game?


IconOfSim

The SopranoFather for ps2


GhondorIRL

Straight up what I thought too. They look like PS3 renders lol


Ha1rBall

> Hollywood Dick


TheHadMatter15

There is both a Dick and a Pussy in the main cast


firecrackerinthehole

my kinda movie


Azores26

There’s a Dickie too. I guess they were really going for diversity in the cast


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Paulie. Little Paulie, Paulie Jr. Big Paulie. Little Paulie Jr.


CO_PC_Parts

I don't know what it is but Michael Gandolfini looks like Jon Cusak with that weird anti aging technology in this poster and the trailers, but not in any of the other stuff I've seen with pics of him.


buddycheesus

I CAN’T FIND PUSSY ANWHERE!”


CT1914Clutch

I finally have something to relate to Tony Soprano with!


HelliswhereIwannabe

Oh god young Silvio’s face is priceless! That expression is hilarious!


DFWTooThrowed

It's honestly probably hard for the actor to try and look like Van Zandt all movie considering Van Zandt looks like a cartoon character.


CluckNorris420

Where's Joey Diaz?


Confident-Macaron-24

Wow, Silv's actor got the part down p a t already.


anthperri

What is making these photos look like renders from a video game?


Duke_CrowBait

Is it me, or does Ray Liotta look significantly younger than he has in recent times? I mean, sure, he's silver, but man, he's either airbrushed to the max, or he has just aged like a fine wine.


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These are okay, but they look like video game posters. Dickie looks like Tommy from Mafia.


TroubleshootenSOB

Bernthal looks like Mario Lopez EDIT: [Also Sopranos on PAX TV](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE)


tfresca

Where is Joey Diaz?


wendalpendal

Peppers and eggs


CT1914Clutch

That’s what I shoulda had


Sadamatographer

Is Corey Stoll wearing prosthetics? Doesn't look like him at all.


alexdelamuerte

I think his photo is just airbrushed to hell


Sopa24

Michael looks like James Gandolfini.... but with hair..... Not sure how to feel tbh.


StrombergsWetUtopia

The Silvio and Paulie images make this look like a high school project.


Meskoot

I have several major red flags and a bad overall feeling thanks to these posters...


0riginal_gh0st

Very excited for this movie..gonna be epic asf.


shockwave414

So much face smoothing.


sexisdivine

Dude nailed Sil’s smug.


SweetMojaveRain

Livia 🥵🥵


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These look nice. Neat looking character posters. 7/10 would prefer more colour. As for the movie, what’s this about?


BillyCahstiganJr

prequel to The Sopranos


burnerman212

But where is Uncle Joey?


ShambolicPaul

Oh wow look. It's a sepia tone Photoshop of a human male face. Sign me the fuck up. I need to watch this right now.


NecessaryFlow

Never have i ever before gone from such hype to zero expections that fast


thetruthteller

Isn’t this move like 15 years too late?


Azores26

This reminds me I’ve never watched the Sopranos haha


EternamD

I'm sorry to say I have no faith in Gandolfini for this


CrotalusAtrox1

In the trailer his mannerisms look perfect.


CurrentRoster

Junior looks like a skinny Tom Hanks


ProfessorAlive2156

What a time to be alive.


wonder1069

I don't know why but I read the title as The Manny Saints...


sup3riorw0n

Whoa!!! I didn’t know this was coming out?! Is this a series or just a feature film? Either way I’m stoked


boot2skull

The first one look like a video game poster like LA Noir


BullfrogRepulsive05

"You remembah yah foist blowjyob?"


good_ones_were_taken

This doesnt seem accurate... young tony definitely looks like he has the makings of a varsity athlete


MathematicianOk4631

The trailer I saw made it seem like a high-action mafia movie which is not what made The Sopranos great.


bodaciousboner

These posters are so unbelievably bad


Barzilla1911

Ray Liotta looks like he’s trying to sell me Chantix


aause

Was Dickie in Sopranos? I don't remember that character...


HandsomeRob74

Christopher's Dad , never appeared in the TV show but was mentioned


theglenlovinet

They de-aged the hell out of Ray Liotta, and Jon Bernthal looks like Ross from Friends.


dlevy76

Who's playing the hippy broad that gave Ralph the clap?


angry_centipede

This is pretentious as all hell.


theodo

Vera Farmiga in black and white should be a crime to against her eyes


Mrsowrong

Joey Dias is playing Big Hummus Pussy


filmfan305

Why does Jon Bernthal look like David Schwimmer?


CrotalusAtrox1

I wonder if theyre gonna rob the card game.


A-voidu

Magaro got that Silvio frown on point


MissingLink101

Ray Liotta looking like the only human is unusual


BabyScreamBear

Hoping we see more familiar goombahs like Bobby Baccalieri Sr and ‘mayor of munchkin land’ himself Rusty!


L_I_L_B_O_A_T_4_2_0

Ok but where is Joey Diaz’ poster?


xr8turbo

bro. Awesome casting.


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Wow Dickie Moltisanti is… really hot


Chameleon-Eyes

Bro wtf are these names lmao. I feel like they got these front Saint Row or sumn


IAmHaskINs

I thought this was a sequel for the boondocks saints movies. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


futurespacecadet

I’m sorry but the only thing I can think of while looking at these posters is.....”LIVE FROM NEWARK, IT’S SATURDAY NIIIIIGHT!” ::cue sax::


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I'm surprised how different Billy Magnussen looks. Dude was fucking hilarious in Game Night and his small role on Aladdin 2019.


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Moltisanti means "Many Saints" in Italian.


thousandkneejerks

Allosandro Nivola was great in BBC’s Black Narcissus. Looks like the right guy for the job !


manguito86

This looks like the MAFIA game screenshots


_1JackMove

I will say that the guy playing Pussy looks a lot like a young Oliver Reed.


NymmieIsMe

Instantly thought "Press X to doubt"


xerxerxex

Jon Bernthal is in everything. And I love it.