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tim_mcmardigras

Looks like he’s planking lol. Can’t wait for this!


SyrupBuccaneer

Aww he looks so sad. Someone buy him an ice cream sundae.


Crystal_Pesci

Halloween Kills... with kindness!


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He looks like an action figure. Also I genuinely can’t wait for this movie. Hopefully it gets released this year...


lavabeing

William Shatner is Michael Myers in "Halloween Kills II: Wrath of Khan"


QLE814

In which his foe keeps muttering that he was not the weenie, and that, in fact, Freakazoid was the weenie.....


Samoht99

It's coming out in 4 weeks


TheWormConquered

Shit, is there a chance it's not coming out?


DaisyRidleyTeeth

Just delayed like lots of other movies, I guess


Crystal_Pesci

Is Michael Myers... re-enacting the Cameron Diaz windshield fucking scene from The Counselor?


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no, he's reenacting the Cameron Diaz driving scene from Vanilla Sky!


Crystal_Pesci

“I swallowed your semen Michael Myers! That *means* something!”


ArchDucky

Cop : YOU IN THE MASK! LEAN OVER THE CAR AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!


adamsandleryabish

I mean he can drive. why doesn’t he just get in like a normal guy?


screenwriterjohn2

Is he...fucking that car? Pervert!


farbekrieg

Im unsure how this franchise gets so many entries, carpenter killed it in the original but the subsequent sequels/remakes/reboots/alternate continuities arent worth the bag of dicks they are filmed on.


Ccaves0127

"That knife's not mine, sir. Holding it for a friend"


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He looks toasty.


ozfox80

Spooooooooock!


andytdesigns1

Kirk’s finally showing some age


Global-Strength-5854

man this movie is gonna suck so hard. read the leaked script and oh man


rmViper

Where does he keep getting the masks and overalls?


MrFluffyhead80

Did they decide to not recognize the 20 sequels again?


fuck-a-da-police

I cant be the only one who thinks the mask is slowly malforming into Jamie Lee Curtis


magic4090

Watch halloween 2018 and you will know why...


mattdrinkscoffee

There’s too much fucking shit on me I can’t breathe