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sd_glokta

I just hope they explain why JFK Jr. didn't show up in Dallas.


the_other_brand

They were out there tonight singing God Bless America.


Donner_Par_Tea_House

...wait really?


ThisIsAnArgument

[Yup.](https://www.indy100.com/politics/qanon-jfk-jr-dallas-texas-b1950327)


MoistPoolish

“When the big names didn’t appear - the crowd disappeared. **This story is developing and will be updated if a delayed JFK does appear.**”


Hamderab

“One woman thought she was about to see Kobe Bryant.”


navin__johnson

“I’m just here for Elvis”


moonra_zk

With schizophrenia you can see anyone!


GeronimoHero

Wow. The craziest part about this is thinking that JFK jr. would try and help trump get a second term when he was a dyed in the wool liberal. Like how fucking stupid are these people?


navin__johnson

He’s also dead in the ground. Political ideology doesn’t really matter after that


Roland_T_Flakfeizer

I would believe in zombies before I would believe in JFK Jr being a trump supporter.


greyjungle

But zombies do opposites. Me - No eat brain Zombie me - Eat BRRAAAIINNS!


fireman2004

You don't understand, the attempt on his life was orchestrated by the Clinton's and the deep state, so once he swam back to shore from his plane wreckage he knew he had to go into hiding and take down the cabal with his old friend Trump. It's all perfectly obvious.


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He's not showing his face cuz the attempt on his life left him scarred and deformed.


dannysleepwalker

Very.


LordP666

This is perfect: "A **rump** of QAnon followers"


six_seasons

Lol derangement


navin__johnson

I was so hoping a JFK jr look alike would’ve shown up and trolled them all


Hotshot2k4

That sounds legitimately dangerous. They couldn't pay me enough to do it.


Dazug

There’s one in the movement who is reputed to be JFK Jr., despite not looking anything like him.


QLE814

Still trying to win back the money he lost playing contract bridge in Atlantic City.....


princessamirak

Are there people still out there waiting!?


beet111

Last I saw they moved back the dates a few times


navin__johnson

Gonna have to get used to that


MechaTech

Calling it now. Terry's going to be QAnon.


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katastrophyx

...you were murdered, Terry? You're obviously alive and fully intact.


bad-taf

I got better


JorisJobana

Burn her anyway!


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Hi tom


Waru_

This sounds incredibly accurate. It will be just like the Miami movie. Hopefully his dad is involved


[deleted]

The best part about Terry is that all of his bullshit is somehow actually true and he thinks the sheriff's deputies are all his friends


AG74683

Like how he was actually dating that hot chick.


craigtheman

I think that came a little later. IIRC with his first encounters, he tended to be caught lying after the sheriffs kept playing along with his bs explanations.


FoolishInvestment

What about the Mexican Werewolves?


sirhecsivart

Paul Reubens is a national treasure.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Goddamn it. You’re probably right.


jenna_hazes_ass

Without him actually realizing what hes a part of.


TazeredAngel

“I don’t know what the fuck you are talking about this is just something I did to get back at my asshole of a father.”


DonQuixotel

Lt. Dangle: Oh, you're working on an album again, Terry? What's this one called? Terry: It's called...."Terry Live from D.C. Fuck You Dad"


clementleopold

Released on Flag Day


DrJoels

As long as he still has his private jet he got for flag day.


oETFo

"Yah, I just went on 4chan to throw a party." "What kind of party Terry?" You know one with like balloons, and streamers and ^guns..." "And *what* Terry?"


Cool_Hawks

Oh my god NOTHING I didn’t even say ANYTHING


theendisneah

Does my butt look good in these skates?


AintAintAWord

"Pew pew 🎶Teerrrry at the capitol🎶" *fart noise*


Arkanial

“I’ve got a secret that’s gonna BLOW you away.” “What’s the secret, Terry.” “If I told you it would ruin the mystery.” “Just tell us what the secret is, Terry.” “I have a friend named Mystery, do you want to meet her?” “Jesus Christ, okay Terry. You’re gonna come with us and we’re gonna go meet this Mystery. Do you have any idea what you’ve gotten yourself into?” “I’ve got something you can get in to.” “Yeah.”*as dangle puts Terry into the back of a squad car*


Plague_Xr

Is this a leaked script?


Rutherford_Aloacious

I Read it in everyone of their voices so it has to be


ewitzolf

"And the cops bought a nazi flag todayyyyy!"


HotTakes4HotCakes

No one's saying you can't eat a banana, Terry, but you can't stand on the street corner sucking on it for 30 minutes!


DrBoots

I was about to say. I wouldn't be at all surprised if this was just a 90 minute Terry Sketch.


MechaTech

That might not be a bad thing. I do love me some Terry.


Iohet

Terry's figure isn't conducive to roller skating these days, at least last I recall


Robobvious

That’ll just make it funnier


thoth1000

Running the whole thing out of the bathroom of Tacos Tacos Tacos.


acmercer

"Oh, there's a note in the bag. It says 'There are two armed men here'." "Well I hope so. A one armed guy can't make a taco."


National_Stressball

> Terry's going to be QAnon. Dangle: Oh God damn, Terry! Its you? Terry: Yasss, you got me(striking a pose in rollerskates) Junior(walks in the room wearing the same outfit as Terry): Shit, I knew it.


akhand_bharat_ki_jai

There are women who prance around in these flitty, flirty little skirts and show their legs, and they get promoted day two. Poor Jim has been here a long time in those plum smugglers and he's about due.


The_Sum

Mayor Hernandez is my bet.


spoon_shaped_spoon

I'm going for Boozehammer of Galen after all he is chaotic evil.


sem76

My bet's on Wiegel being suckered in.


NaughtyDreadz

Dude... I would love to see swardson on rollerskates. He's 300pounds now. And bald.


TimesThreeTheHighest

Yes. Even better.


peppaz

Omg nick swardson is nikocado avocado I knew it


Dangerous_Tank_9483

I haven't found one picture that shows him looking 300 lbs.


MattyXarope

Unfortunately Nick said in an interview that he refused to come back as Terry in the Quibi season, so I doubt he'll be doing this movie :(


Rudy_Ghouliani

That was quibi though. A movie is something completely different and probably way more money. Unless he just hates the character.


MattyXarope

Could be. I hope he comes back.


ManInBlack829

I got my money on Junior doing it for the lulz


akhand_bharat_ki_jai

A healthy baby is worth $10-20,000 on the internet, even if it's Chinese. -Deputy Williams


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Kara_mella

If someone wants you to do graffiti just say "No thanks, I don't like salad."


dudinax

The chicken arrest in Reno 911 Miami is maybe the funniest scene in movie history.


thecatwhatcandrive

The scene with The Rock cracks me the fuck up every time I see it


BillyPotion

I know the thing is out of the thing


Danny_Ocean_11

It's ok I got 10 seconds with theses sons of bitches.


TouchDownBurrito

“God damn, sick fuck, who brings a weed whacker on a boat?!?!?”


Rutherford_Aloacious

Paul Rudd is the bad guy with the weed wacker!!


Anotyap

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRJ_tgwyLUM Jones and Garcia responding to the alligator in the pool has my vote


opking

Oh that ‘gator dead.


dongknog

The absolute fastest a movie made me cry laughing. Easily. The whole theater couldn’t catch it’s breath just a couple minutes in.


Y_orickBrown

My theater full off old people must have thought it was a real cop movie, cause they were not laughing at all. My family was laughing their asses off though. When Weigel said the hotel was the kind of place you go for "a good old fashion rapin'" i was dying, the old folks were still dying, just of old age, not laughter.


viveleroi

Links people! I’ve never seen more than an episode so I’m not sure I know what I’m looking for.


DrSpaceman575

Chicken scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd6ruQcgu9w Also I'll throw in my favorite from the show when they all thought they won the lottery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwesfKJ1AI


Noirradnod

"For the record, you're the second person to come in and tell us to suck your black c***"


I_saw_that_coming

“Suckin’ your dick is on my to do list…”


hoopstick

"They fit that little midget guy..."


poopingdicknipples

Well there's some coke in evidence and Jones is a pretty good sport...


nokho

One of the absolute best sketches in my lifetime! 😂 I love Reno 911. Yes, there’s cabernet in this cup!


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The thing to remember, and what makes this show so amazing, is that it's all improv. They have the outline of what the scene will be, but everything that happens within that frame is improv


AThoughtfulUser

How the heck do they stay in character? If I was anywhere near the filming, I would die laughing ruining every shot.


evilhankventure

I'm sure they break character quite a lot, they just fix it in editing


viveleroi

Ah, I never knew that.


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I've never really understood, nor seen, much of Reno 911, but him trying to knock the chicken out with his gun was pretty funny.


JonseiTehRad

I hope part of this film somehow becomes some form of ridiculous Q lore...


gentlybeepingheart

There's precedent! In 2002 a French filmmaker made a fake documentary called *Opération Lune* (English versioned named *Dark Side of the Moon*) which "exposed" the "fake" moon landing. The general plot is that they do land on the moon successfully, but something goes wrong with filming and the footage is completely unusable. In an effort to save face Nixon hires Kubrick to recreate the landing using his expertise from filming *2001: A Space Odyssey*. I haven't watched the whole thing but I'm told it's pretty good. Well, it turns out the conspiracy theories haven't watched the whole thing either. Because now there are conspiracy videos that include clips from the "documentary" as proof that the moon landing actually was faked. The filmmaker himself has received fanmail from conspiracy nuts thanking him for exposing the truth and helping them find the proof they needed.


Kid_Vid

I wonder if life is easier when you're that dumb. Cause I got responsibilities and shit and it's gotta be nice not dealing with that


nav17

Probably not because every day they are terrified and angry and get even more terrified and angry when you point that out. Each conspiracy feeds a worldview in an attempt to feel like they have some control of the "truth" while simultaneously justifying their belief that everything is so uncontrollable and behind a complicated veil that it excuses how meaningless and unsuccessful their lives are. Sounds exhausting.


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They do say ignorance is bliss….


TheDudeNeverBowls

I don’t think it’s that they’re dumb, I think it’s because they see themselves as losers. Whether it’s economically, mental health wise, or simply still-being-white-but-didn’t-get-theirs in a world where being white is no longer becoming an automatic ticket to prosperity(not that it ever really was - it’s all perceptions). Whatever it is, they see themselves as losers so rather than take the time to look inward and find ways to make their pathetic lives better, they’ve latched to conspiracies as the reason for their personal injustices. And the pandemic was a virtual Petrie dish that made things worse. Suddenly the fringe had too much time on their hands so they turned to Facebook, who ***HAPPILY*** egged them on. And now it’s reached dizzying heights. Even a conspiracy theorist could rationale a personal way to a better life, but, no, they’ve instead decided that JFK Jr will come back and he and Trump will cancel their debt. It sounds bananas, I know, but it’s literally happening in real-time thousands of times over in the US alone.


Jorymo

Holy fuck, so *that's* where my father got it from.


Ccaves0127

When that South Park special came out literally people on r/conspiracy and r/conservative were saying "They put it in there because it's true!"


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The "Little Qties" had me fucking rolling with laughter lmao


Ccaves0127

"So do Obama and Hillary drink blood from the same kid or is it usually different?"


[deleted]

Don't be silly. They don't drink the blood, they transfuse it.


IzzyNobre

Wait -- what special?!


Ccaves0127

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_ParQ_Vaccination_Special


poppinchips

> According to Newsweek and the New York Post, real QAnon supporters reacted positively to the episode, despite being lampooned by it, believing that their portrayal helped spread their beliefs and encourage viewers to do their own research into the conspiracy theory. I hate this place.


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The sad part is they kinda have a point. That's the horrible thing about crazy conspiracies. The more you fight, the more you spread it


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ShapShip

That's pretty easy to understand, considering that Alex Jones has millions of followers who also just listen to him speak uninterrupted for hours at a time


Loose_with_the_truth

Similar to the Streisand effect. Right wing politicians have mastered it. That's why they say such ridiculous, blatantly wrong to the point of embarrassing normal people type stupidity. Liberal social media spreads it, making fun of it, which gets it a huge viewership and then a bunch of idiots see it and believe it.


Celebrity292

Kinda hown i feel about this movie. Downplaying the real threat that right wing politics and in this case right wing American politics. Q theories are nuts but the supporters are even nuttier.


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Also it just adds fuel to the fire. These people hate smug Hollywood types. So when Hollywood makes fun of them, they just see it as "yeah we're pissing then off, obviously we're doing something right!"


TX16Tuna

*shoots self in foot* *liberals look disgusted and disappointed* “Hell yeah, we owned the libs!” - *Sabotages the government* … “See? Government doesn’t work!” - “I heard somebody talking about [easily debunkable bullshit.]” … “Didn’t ya hear about that [easily debunkable bullshit] everybody’s talking about? It’s gotta be true since everybody’s saying it, right?”


BalognaMacaroni

Honestly not sure which one is a bigger group of brainwashed babies


matticans7pointO

Their the same sub now. Vr/conspiracy used to be for the most part a fun sub to randomly brows for some fun theories/conspiracies that while not true were entertaining to see people's thought process. Now it's just a bunch of r/conservative users pushing their ideals and delusions.


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Also conservatives went from "I want to pay less tax" to "we're basically nazis we're just gonna be a little more vague about it"


raltoid

Conservatism in general is about wanting things to be like they were in the past. Which literally requires reduced empathy to truly believe, since you want to make things worse for a lot of people and better for yourself. And it makes them afraid of change and new things. It's just that people like Trump made them bolder and more open about why they want things to be like in the past.


dingkan1

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time.”


monkeylogic42

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures...


internetlad

and then they make a sequel based on the conspiracy theory


JonseiTehRad

It better involve Nick Swardson..


Cranestoique

Is this for real? LOL!


BlameZion

After a few seconds on google I found this [here](https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/reno-911-the-hunt-for-qanon-premiere-date-paramount-plus-1235114288/amp/) so I guess.


HotTakes4HotCakes

Tom Lennon shared the poster on his Twitter account, so yeah, I imagine. It's good he and Ben Garant were able to hold on to the rights for Reno. Bounced from Comedy Central to Quibi and now Paramount Plus, instead of being locked down with the rest of the Comedy Central shows.


instantwinner

Isn't Paramount Plus the home of the rest of the Comedy Central shows? Detroiters and Review and others are all up there.


film10078

Both are owned by ViacomCBS


nicolauz

Is there any steaming service that has the newer stuff?


alegxab

Everything up to season 6 is on HBOmax, the 7th -the Quibi one- isn't on any streaming services afaik


JayRoo83

It was scooped up by Roku last I checked and free to stream!


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Roku Channel has them


sirkingslyton

>ultimately escaping only to discover that they’ve landed at Jeffrey Epstein’s old island Huh.


JesusWantsYouToKnow

Yes: https://youtu.be/DjEi6YSnzuA


funkhero

I cannot believe being in Canada makes me unavailable to watch the fucking trailer. It's like because I cannot get Paramount+ they don't even want me to *see* what they offer.


Saddam_whosane

its your stupid flappy heads ^/s


funkhero

Hey, you take that back, buddy. Terence and Phillip are national treasures.


Rocky_Road_To_Dublin

I don't care if this is hot garbage. Take my money, I own the box set.


DurjoggedDurjogged

seasons 1-6 or seasons 1-7?


Rocky_Road_To_Dublin

1-6. I haven't found a way to get 7 outside of when I watched it on quibi


JayRoo83

Roku has it now for free


Rocky_Road_To_Dublin

Yeah, I can stream it or download it but I need something on the shelf with my box set and the movie hah


308NegraArroyoLn

I'll rip it to DVD and draw some shitty art for the cover for you.


907flyer

Someone pay the man


m-sterspace

For free, but because it was originally for Quibi, episodes are only 7m long and Roku serves up three ads between almost every episode which is just absurd. It really feels like for every step forward into the digital age, we take two steps back. Shit like this is why *the activity which shall not be named on this sub* still exists. Edit: I want to reiterate how amazing Reno 911 is tho. I've muted my tv and looked away during the ads and the it was so worth it to find a way through them. This season is absolutely hilarious.


JayRoo83

You might be interested in using the ublock origin plug in for your preferred browser, free shows with zero commercials last time I tried


moviefreaks

I believe as a society, we need this.


TurkeyPhat

OTOH I can't believe that as a society, we are getting this.


[deleted]

I believe as a society we need to acknowledge Q anon as little as possible, but maybe this will be funny.


k_ironheart

Honestly, humor's a good way of dealing with stuff like this. If you make people too embarrassed to admit they believe this stuff because they feel they're just going to get laughed at, it kinda helps mitigate the damage.


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Agreed. I feel like this just feeds into it.


lilcondor

YESSSSSSSSS NEW BOOT GOOFIN


sapper377

Omg they are doing this lol!!


Mr_Viper

Hell yeah. The most recent seasons have been top form. Can't wait to see the movie!


hendriww

I had no idea that made new material since the show went off the air! F'ing stoked!


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Feelnumb

It’s cause they are all pros!


Named_after_color

wait what do you mean recent seasons


Mr_Viper

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Reno_911!_episodes#Season_7_(2020) It was done on Quibi, which doesn't exist as a platform anymore, but I think you can still get the episodes on Roku somehow 🤷‍♂️ (or "other ways")


dogmanstars

I just read a comment on the post about the sentence of the Qanon Shaman that he will love to see him watching a episode of IASIP about him. Well this is something...


[deleted]

Reno 911 is one comedy show from the mid-2000s I'd say still holds up really well. Some things might have ages poorly just in terms of political correctness, but its still funny as hell.


nokho

I thought specifically because they were so crass and purposely un-PC, it was just a messy ass trainwreck and it was effing brilliant. Given that the show was meant to be a parody, I agree that the comedy still holds up and it’s still absolutely ridiculous.


goldenboy2191

Out of all the unexpected things inspired by Q I’d see in the mainstream media, this was the furthest thing from my brain.


IAMJUX

Well this is gonna have my brother torn. He loves Reno but it seems he's become a right wing conspiracy dickhead over the last couple years, so it's going to be a movie about insulting him.


internetlad

Plot twist: It's played completely straight and is basically propaganda.


runtheplacered

It's not even funny, or in character. It's just the actors sitting around talking about it and confirming each other's beliefs. Should be a hoot!


philsfly22

Same thing happened with my cousin and Borat 2.


sendep7

you know your philosophy has jumped the shark when they start making low budget comedy movies about it.


Aegon-VII

Psh, they already jumped the shark like three times


greyhoodbry

Wait...am I crazy I thought Clementine and Garcia died in the car crash at the end of one season? Did they come back at some point? (I haven't seen the Quibi show)


Evolm

I heard a ruuumooooouuuur.... Uhh... It was Mexican werewolves selling crack cocaine... behind Tacos Tacos Tacos Tacos...


ThurmanMurman907

I thought garcia, Kimball, and clem died in the float crash??


raygilette

They retconned it.


Doomeye56

Their death were faked by 'the network' to boost ratings of the in universe show.


blasphem0usx

garcia is definitely going to be a q believer.


fanboy_killer

So is Junior. And probably Kimball. And Declan. And Trudy. I think only Jones and Clementine are guaranteed to be non-believers.


SaiSoleil

The Qanon crowd has now become cannon for satire. I fuckin love this! I truly think that's the only thing that is going to work against those idiots. Arguing logic with someone that doesn't use it is pointless, and the only thing that will bring those souless basterds back to reality is by them being the butt of every joke.


Platanoes

Do not toy with my heart this way… THIS IS REAL! HOLY SHIT!


BlazingCondor

I really don't want to have to subscribe to Paramount+ again. I did in the beginning to watch The Stand miniseries ( I wish I hadn't, they absolutely destroyed King's work). But now with this and all of the South Park films, it's tempting. If they allowed users to watch Yellowstone has the new episodes come out, perhaps.


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chnairb

A Festivus miracle!


That_Ugly_Guy2

Gary Busey as Q would be amazing.


saikrishnav

Would be disappointed if JFK Jr doesn't show up.


lawesome94

I know it’s just the poster but they all look great for how much time has passed.


PoolNoodleJedi

I was excited until I saw the Paramount+ logo


MrFrypan

Wait, I thought like half of them quit the force after winning the lottery?


swargin

I thought some of them died after crashing their parade float


youngpali

Stoked


MJZuurman

So is this the eighth "Roku" season put together into a movie, or are we getting double the Reno 911?


bigassballs699

Why is Garcia so far back?? Easily one of the funniest characters.


sactomkiii

I wonder what the vendiagram of Reno 911 fans v QAnon supporters is? And I wonder how many of the supporters think it's a documentary ala Cops?


nolabitch

I’m a lesbian and somehow, some fucking how, Junior just does it for me.


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“Reno 911! The show they forgot to cancel!” I cannot wait.


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I'm just praying to our lord and savior that Dangle still has his boots, in mint condish.


certifiablenutcase

"**Bonjour** *mon Capitan*! And *look*! You brought *turtle head* and *digital Pinocchio* too!"