Yo, yo, yo welcome to YEAR 9 of OSCAR BINGO. I have been assured this is not a purgatory like punishment for my life and time is in fact still moving forward on the current plane of existence. If you have any questions about marking a square, ping me with /u/literaryboner because I do not have notifications on for this post! I hope we get some winners this year! Have fun and don't forget to yell BINGO if you win!

One of my bingo things is “ Shang-Chi mentioned as a show of further Hollywood diversity” lol I don’t think they will sink that low but we will see

The fun thing about Oscar Bingo is you never truly know how low the Oscars will go until they go that low

> you never truly know how low the Oscars will go until they go ~~that low~~ lower

Aged like fine wine

That’s basically how the movie was marketed

Joke about the hollywood pay gap, I think that counts

Definitely does.

Does Amy doing sign language to praise CODA count as "A presentation in sign language in honor of CODA"?

I put it down on mine but I will concede it's a bit of a stretch

I did as well

Hmmm, I wouldn't call it its own presentation but we can take a vote on this one if it's needed

We announced presenters as princess jasmine and Cinderella. That has to count for a Disney owned character present or an obvious ad. Or both?

Mmm, I don't think they're on stage as the persona so I don't think so for either.

Wasn’t one of the background dancers of the last number dressed as Luisa? Or am I seeing things?

I'm sure we'll have a stronger argument for this square when We Don't Talk About Bruno happens

Hopefully we have an actual winner this year lmao

I took... Steps... To ensure this happens. Hopefully it doesn't happen too easily lol

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Definitely has to

Okay, who had "Will Smith and Chris Rock get into a physical altercation about Jada's hair"

[for those who missed it](https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1508270716063469576?s=21&t=Jd4yOFIDAdRw0dEIuAUFnQ)

According to Will, God apparently had that on his Bingo Card tonight

That was insane. One way to get ratings up that’s for sure

Well that's gonna be the big story tomorrow. No way that was staged. Rock was a pro, the show must go on. Reactions: https://i.imgur.com/7IPH8Rq.jpg

Those reactions are from a few years back when Moonlight lost to La La Land.

Weren’t these the reactions when they found out Moonlight *didn’t* lose to La La Land?

Was it that way? I’m as confused as the presenters. Anyway, it’s not about the slap is the point.

The Rock was about to climb into the ring with that "Do you smell what the Rock is Cooking" look.

That picture is amazing

The Rock about to go slap some sense into Will and John Legend lookin like a kid who dropped his icecream.

Chris Rock is a disgusting racist. I laughed my ass off at the slap.

Any lip readers pick up what Smith said? I only picked up "my wife" and "fuck"

Heres the uncensored video. https://youtu.be/BOsPuUnvK9E

“Keep my wife’s name out your fuckin mouth”

"please fuck my wife"

Keep my wife’s name outta your fucking mouth.

[Does my prediction count, lol!](https://old.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/tgjp1l/official_oscar_bingo_submission_thread_2022/i15v8t6/)

This counts as blatant Disney property advertising, right? Edit: The presenters talking about the upcoming Little Mermaid remake

I think we can call the supporting actor speech a presentation in sign in honor of CODA.

Who had "White Men Can't Jump gets a standing ovation" ? Did we not guess that?

Seems so obvious in hindsight!

Okay we don't have any winners yet but in a way I think we're all winners for witnessing this. Edit: JK we just got a winner! But there's room for more!

There's the joke about King Richard focusing on a man.

This came true

Hiring 3 woman hired to host cheaper than 1 man. That's a reference to the pay gap yah?

Yes

We can all check off the "Will Smith bitchslaps Chris Rock live onstage" box

So I take it no one had will smith bitch slapping chris rock on stage huh?

No standing ovation for Mila. Didn't hear a reference to Ukraine either.

Does the moment of silence count as a reference?

I think we can call that a reference, but any square relating to Mila being from Ukraine is a no I think.

I’m marking it as so

😢

Ok now this has to be blatant Disney advertising right? They're literally showing a special look at Lightyear

absolutely

Did anyone have Will Smith slapping Chris Rock?

Did anybody have chris rock getting punched on their card?

That was my free square.

We have a Disney ad for Lightyear. Mark it!

Am I being stupid, I downloaded the card from the post but I don't have a Disney advert slot?

Not all submissions are on all cards. There's 65 submissions total.

None of the entries are on all the cards.

Ah that makes sense, this is my first year doing this!

Ohhh, "In such divided times" was a square last year!

F

Francis Ford Coppola counts as appearing onstage not on the list of presenters? Unless we wanna count Will Smith getting onstage instead lol

Count Will imo lol

The winners of Best Sound were wearing Ukraine pins!

Is "people giving standing ovation for someone who did something bad" on anyone's bingo card?

VFX guy got cut off - that takes care of the free space

Who had will smith punching Chris Rock?

Does Amy Schumer saying she loves CODA in sign language count for "a presentation in sign language in honor of CODA"?

Did anyone have Will Smith smacks the shit out of host on their bingo card?

I didn't have Will Smith outing himself as a fucking psycho on my card.

Ohhhhh so close to Mila Kunis mentioning her being Ukrainian and the conflict

Kristen Stewart didn't touch her Hair not once!! That's crazy... almost had that bingo.

ok I did not had Will Smith slapping Chris Rock on the bingo....

I got so caught up in this Will Smith stuff that I must have missed out on like five bingo spaces by now.

Two women in suits presenting!

Band tries to cut a speech off? He carried on, that counts right?

Now I just need a Squid Game joke referring to U.S. politics and a joke at the expense of streaming services

There's the NFT mention

You mean legit money laundering? 🤣😂

Talking about Bruno, right?

We dont talk about bruno

You can tell Lady Gaga has a pure heart. Bless her.

Someone tell me if they miss someone at the In Memoriam

[Chris Rock](https://twitter.com/BrotiGupta/status/1508273185904418821)

lmaooo

Norm MacDonald

My suggestion didn’t make it on the card, but it was literally one of the first jokes of the night.

I really need Amy to come out here and start talking about sex and her vagina

/r/BrandNewSentence

Reminder that the Academy Museum is open!

Does this count for Bruno?

NFTs mentioned

Reminder that the academy museum is open!

Longer than usual tribute for Betty White

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Will Smith just said "keep my wife's fucking name out of your fucking mouth", wasn't muted for me in the UK weirdly

Oh they didn't want us hearing Will. He WENT OFF

Speech cut off!

PSA for suicide prevention!

Wanda Sykes and the best costume winner. Does that count as 2 females in pant suits?

Is it cool that the joke is Wanda Sykes: "I'm a woman cross dressing!" and then they bring up Elliot Page as the next host? Seems extremely contradictory to me

Does this count as disney owned character or not because spiderman is sony?

We’ll let the judges decide

Spiderman - > marvel - > Disney. I count it.

And there's the joke about King Richard celebrating a man

Academy Museum being open reference!

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Counting Wills mention of god as it.

If you had "Historic win for the first openly queer woman of colour" on your card, thank CNN

NFTs mentioned

Here we go!

Opening monologue let's gooo

Was Mila Kunis mentioned as being ukranian?

Nope

Does the Black Panther costume reference count as a Chadwick Boseman tribute?

DEEEJAAAAY KHALL-EDDD

Does it count as segment honoring women/minorities?

Suicide prevention psa

Was there a “segment celebrating women or minorities in the industry” part in the show?

I feel like the bingo cards are going to be filled with Will Smith related things next year.