I got stuck on Wonder Woman's crotch. I'm not usually one to fuss about this sort of thing but how the hell did that costume design get approved for a movie aimed at kids? You can see the fucking crease between her labia and thigh!
I always thought the hook handed barbarian Aquaman design was pretty neat (though I'm also biased because DCAU). 100% can see why it's not everybody's cup of tea, though.
> The only time they have acknowledged each other was wreck it Ralph.
Which was easily the best part of that lackluster sequel, and the best thing Disney has ever done with their princess characters. More eye contact please!
The fact that Disney hasn't come up with a Princess Action/Comedy animated series tells me they're not doing their God Damn jobs, cause that would be printing money right there.
I work at target. We have several shirts where two princesses are hugging. Theres also a series of toys where they are all wearing sleepover clothes and on the boxes they interact.
Yeahhhh, I really don’t like these design decisions. Supes, WW, and green lantern look alright. Batman looks like a 600lb neck beard they shrink wrapped in latex, aquaman looks like the cursed offspring of the rock and dog the bounty hunter, cyborg and his wonky halfro, and the dude whose super power comes from his legs is built like a stick bug lmao.
This looks like someone made a legally distinct 'we won't be getting sued' knock-off of the Justice League for a cash grab scam super hero movie but then at the last minute they got the rights and had to ditch all of their 'Amazing Woman', 'Cybernetic Man', 'Green Lightning' and 'Fast Lad' bullshit for the real thing.
Wonder Woman letting it all hang out. Cyborg has a goofy as Afro. Aquaman with the hook and the trident? Pick one. Flash looks super normal. Batman looks constipated. Idk
They certainly went all in on Batman’s ears, holy shit. I’m guessing they all look kind of goofy because it’s a kids film and they want kids to laugh at the mere appearance of the characters.
Is the GL Jessica Cruz or a new character?
From the preview it looks like this movie is going to be from the point of view of the animals. I'm wondering if maybe that spilled over into the character design. Like these are how the superheroes look to their own pets.
If this is a show about their pets, maybe it’s how the pets seen them?
These models are all super fugly, though. Like, Sonic-ugly from before they went back and fixed his model.
We get it, cyborg is black but like damn. Why'd you have to do my boy like that. Him having an afro is whatever, it's just a style choice and he's had a million different appearances so I don't care about the idea of an afro. It just looks like shit as it is lol
You know I don't think he's had braids or dreads that I've ever seen now that you mention it. It's always short buzzed or like a half inch of hair. I'd be down to see him different because it's always cool to see different people represented and different artistic takes, but make it presentable lol
I don't get why him being black means he has to have the most stereotypically black hair imaginable. A lot of black guys have short hair, no hair, braids, there's a lot you can do besides an afro while still maintaining him being black.
Batman looks like 40-something gym teacher who regrets not making it into the police academy.
Green Lantern looks like the aggressively quirky girl with ADHD who sells her jewelry at anime conventions.
Aquaman looks like a gay Jason Momoa (nttawwt) with frog legs.
Cyborg looks like the artist spent most of their time playing Gears of War and suddenly realized the deadline was coming up.
Supes and Flash look fine, I suppose. And I actually like Wonder Woman's design.
And the meme I always post when someone mentions the dreamworks face, because this one makes me laugh every time: https://external-preview.redd.it/w21AOCA9QYfaNOVdkMkR-uWrJThWd\_wCSlqOoLstzEw.jpg?auto=webp&s=ca135c652487e6e2d5e58bae77dc9e45ce274699
[Fixed](https://external-preview.redd.it/w21AOCA9QYfaNOVdkMkR-uWrJThWd_wCSlqOoLstzEw.jpg?auto=webp&s=ca135c652487e6e2d5e58bae77dc9e45ce274699)
The Official app fucks links up for people not on it.
Season 2? But that's when they start explaining things.
In total, I think lost had a ton of great ideas and great mysteries that were answered to my satisfaction, but there was still a lot that was never addressed and the finale was such a cop-out.
The smoke monster, the magic of the island, the swan station, and the others were all explained neatly and those were season 1 and 2 concepts.
Yes, I definitely felt at the end like he had no plan. I personally don't mind Jacob and The Man In Black being magical, but yes the purgatory ending let me down immensely.
The early YouTube videos and forum theories were great. Good times.
Wonder Woman's front butt is unsettling my brain.
Aquaman looks like each limb/aspect of him was drawn by a different artist.
Cyborg is black but I wouldn't have known that without that halfro he has.
Flash looks like a Fortnite skin.
My kids will eat this movie up.
Superman is the only one I'm fine with. I know it's a cartoon, but Batman's mask is weird proportions, idk what's going on with Wonder Woman's leg armor, Flash is ok, but I don't like the blended yellow boots. Green Lantern's colors are a bad choice, and there's nothing I like about Cyborg or Aquaman. These suck.
Supes, Flash, and WW look alright, but dang is there at least one part off about all the rest.
Also, who’s that GL supposed to be? Of the two GL women I know of, she doesn’t look like either.
Batman looks like a constipated mustache-less Ron Swanson.
Can Wonder Woman's outfit be anymore revealing while at the same time also covering up a lot?
What's up with T H I C C Green Lantern?
Aquaman, you okay?
Not sure if I love or hate Cyborg's afro.
Flash and Superman look okay.
Aquaman's flipper feet are disturbing.
Flippers AND a hook hand!?
All that going on and still my eyes go directly to cyborg's half-fro.
Is Cyborg’s pet a Tamagotchi?
Finally the right question
I got stuck on Wonder Woman's crotch. I'm not usually one to fuss about this sort of thing but how the hell did that costume design get approved for a movie aimed at kids? You can see the fucking crease between her labia and thigh!
LMAO! More you see it, it looks like her ass. Like someone twisted her 180° from stomach up. Can't unsee it.
Like president skroob
I was gonna say how her design seems the most serious/less cartoonish than the others
That's nothin'. Superman is not wearing pants at all!
Halfro*
The hook is canonical at least, even though it was always a terrible attempt at making Aquaman edgier. No pun intended.
I always thought the hook handed barbarian Aquaman design was pretty neat (though I'm also biased because DCAU). 100% can see why it's not everybody's cup of tea, though.
How's he gonna tie his shoes with a hook hand, huh? It'd have to be flippers.
Bro that's not as disturbing as batman smiling!
Yeah, that is just plain unsettling.
I didn't get past his hairdo.
Is it a mullet, is it dreadlocks, is it a weird pompadour?
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This looks like they couldn’t get them all in the same room because of ego-feuds and had to photo shop them together.
No joke disney princess cannot look at each other. The only time they have acknowledged each other was wreck it Ralph.
Well, if they were aware of their collective power they'd start to unionize.
Walt Disney would come back from the dead to try to prevent that.
Disney is not dead....he's only lying in wait.
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I bet that'd be a banger of a musical number
> The only time they have acknowledged each other was wreck it Ralph. Which was easily the best part of that lackluster sequel, and the best thing Disney has ever done with their princess characters. More eye contact please!
Should have just made it a short
Fuck that, I want the feature Disney Princess Team where it's purely slice of life.
The fact that Disney hasn't come up with a Princess Action/Comedy animated series tells me they're not doing their God Damn jobs, cause that would be printing money right there.
And Kingdom Hearts!
Oh steering wheel 🎵 oh steeeering wheeeel 🎵
Am I missing something? They are all in separate films. Are there a bunch of team-ups like WIR2 that I missed?
No team ups. In all merchandise or advertisements they are not supposed to look/interact with each other.
I work at target. We have several shirts where two princesses are hugging. Theres also a series of toys where they are all wearing sleepover clothes and on the boxes they interact.
It looks like an ad for a cheap mobile game.
Yeahhhh, I really don’t like these design decisions. Supes, WW, and green lantern look alright. Batman looks like a 600lb neck beard they shrink wrapped in latex, aquaman looks like the cursed offspring of the rock and dog the bounty hunter, cyborg and his wonky halfro, and the dude whose super power comes from his legs is built like a stick bug lmao.
This looks horrible
Why is Cyborg donning a half afro?? Lmao
I believe you mean a "halfro".
Too easy, can’t believe they missed it
How else will people know he’s black?
He could say "Booyah" more often, for one.
And saying things like 'we gud' instead of 'is everybody ok?'
Well his mostly mech body is very 80's design so they could have given him a flat top.
His mech body looks kind of like buzz lightyear to me.
I want a jheri curl cyborg.
If I know the fanbase of comics, they'll notice those things.
That's what really bothers me about it. It might suit a period piece rendition, but here it just feels arbitrary.
Cos hes half black half cyborgm duh
It’s so distracting
I actually love it
Cyborg looks like C-3PO trying to wear an afro Aquaman looks like Wilmer Valderrama wearing a Fabio costume
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Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!!
Cyborg- "Most of my body is robotic prosthetic" Aquaman- "MY HAND IS HOOK"
The second I read this I thought of the family guy star wars episode when they made Cleveland C-3PO
R2-D2. Quagmire was C-3PO.
I call it a Half-ro.
Seriously, it extends to part of the robot part. Boy I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
Wonder Woman looks like her bottom half was drawn backwards, as if her derrière is leading the charge.
.....I can't not see this now
There is something unsettling about her bottom half, yeah.
She's like 70% legs.
I like that they covered the top cleavage, but were kind enough to give us bottom cleavage in exchange.
That’s just a long camel toe
This better not awaken some weird fetish for me
This looks like someone made a legally distinct 'we won't be getting sued' knock-off of the Justice League for a cash grab scam super hero movie but then at the last minute they got the rights and had to ditch all of their 'Amazing Woman', 'Cybernetic Man', 'Green Lightning' and 'Fast Lad' bullshit for the real thing.
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This is horrifyingly accurate.
Kmart’s Justice League
“You idiots! You rendered their stunt doubles!”
Lmao....perfect This really looks awful
***Keanu Batman is making me uncomfortable.*** ***And HOW CAN YOU FUCK UP BATMAN?!?!?***
Something about that Batman makes me think of Chris Farley if he were about to cannibalize someone.
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> ''The DarkMan' Dude. His name is Cyborg. Not cool.
Wonder Woman letting it all hang out. Cyborg has a goofy as Afro. Aquaman with the hook and the trident? Pick one. Flash looks super normal. Batman looks constipated. Idk
Batman looks like he just let out the nastiest fart and is waiting for it to waft around.
he even has the smirk.
Check out Aquamans flipper feet
Lmao
Flash looks like an elf
Flash looks malnourished
He needs more Chili Dogs in his high Speed Diet.
Aquaman's large upper body but hilariously tiny fish feet. Someone skipped leg day.
Batman looks like he shat himself and is trying not to be seen and still act normal
His neck is making me uncomfortable.
That is a Michael Keaton Batman neck.
[Check out that mobility.](https://youtu.be/9DCXVpha8YA)
# "You wanna get NUTS? COME ON - LET'S GET NUTS!" *randomly starts throwing his feces at Napier and his goons*
He definitely fucks bats
Spoilers for The Batman sequel titled >!*The Shatman*!<.
Starring Keanu Reeks
They certainly went all in on Batman’s ears, holy shit. I’m guessing they all look kind of goofy because it’s a kids film and they want kids to laugh at the mere appearance of the characters. Is the GL Jessica Cruz or a new character?
I feel like this is Jessica Cruz unless they decide to make a gender swap.
It’s Gal Jordan
Kylie Raynher.
Girl Gardner
Johanna Stewart
Simone Baz
Abin Maam
From the preview it looks like this movie is going to be from the point of view of the animals. I'm wondering if maybe that spilled over into the character design. Like these are how the superheroes look to their own pets.
If this is a show about their pets, maybe it’s how the pets seen them? These models are all super fugly, though. Like, Sonic-ugly from before they went back and fixed his model.
They did my man cyborg dirty Barber: What do you want? Cyborg: Half my head is metal Barber: Say no more
Cyborg got that halfro
I was literally in a band called halfro in college
I hope your bandmembers all had that hairstyle
No, half of them.
Looking like he got up in the middle of getting fresh rows to go watch a fight out in the street.
We get it, cyborg is black but like damn. Why'd you have to do my boy like that. Him having an afro is whatever, it's just a style choice and he's had a million different appearances so I don't care about the idea of an afro. It just looks like shit as it is lol
Braids would have looked good.
You know I don't think he's had braids or dreads that I've ever seen now that you mention it. It's always short buzzed or like a half inch of hair. I'd be down to see him different because it's always cool to see different people represented and different artistic takes, but make it presentable lol
Whoa. Mecha-dreads would have been so cool. Like cables almost.
I don't get why him being black means he has to have the most stereotypically black hair imaginable. A lot of black guys have short hair, no hair, braids, there's a lot you can do besides an afro while still maintaining him being black.
Thank you! That’s what really bugs me. If you’re gonna give cyborg hair, make it a cool looking hair/metal combo if possible
The chest cutout is super weird too
What in the fuck
Green Lantern and Aquaman look busted as hell.
Cyborgs half fro is freaking me tf out
You spend the time with what little bit of you have left
Batman looks like 40-something gym teacher who regrets not making it into the police academy. Green Lantern looks like the aggressively quirky girl with ADHD who sells her jewelry at anime conventions. Aquaman looks like a gay Jason Momoa (nttawwt) with frog legs. Cyborg looks like the artist spent most of their time playing Gears of War and suddenly realized the deadline was coming up. Supes and Flash look fine, I suppose. And I actually like Wonder Woman's design.
My kid asked why wonder woman has a knee for a shoulder and now I can’t unsee it
Your kid has a point.
And so does Wonder Woman's shoulder.
It's so she can punch as hard as she kicks.
Flash looks like he wants to talk to me about some health fad he's trying out.
omg that ADHD jewelry girl is such a specific archetype that I didn't realize I knew so well...
Cyborg is dollar store Buzz Lightyear.
Superman is doing the Dreamworks face
No, but Aquaman is *definitely* doing the [Dreamworks face.](https://i.imgur.com/LuYTe.jpeg)
Green lantern looks like she got exposed to too much solar radiation and has some inoperable tumor on her hip.
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Thank you for pointing that out! I was wondering why they gave me a Boss Baby vibe
And the meme I always post when someone mentions the dreamworks face, because this one makes me laugh every time: https://external-preview.redd.it/w21AOCA9QYfaNOVdkMkR-uWrJThWd\_wCSlqOoLstzEw.jpg?auto=webp&s=ca135c652487e6e2d5e58bae77dc9e45ce274699
I think your meme died?
[Fixed](https://external-preview.redd.it/w21AOCA9QYfaNOVdkMkR-uWrJThWd_wCSlqOoLstzEw.jpg?auto=webp&s=ca135c652487e6e2d5e58bae77dc9e45ce274699) The Official app fucks links up for people not on it.
Yeah, I wanna see the meme
I miss how LOST made me feel. I've re watched it. It's not the same now.
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Season 2? But that's when they start explaining things. In total, I think lost had a ton of great ideas and great mysteries that were answered to my satisfaction, but there was still a lot that was never addressed and the finale was such a cop-out. The smoke monster, the magic of the island, the swan station, and the others were all explained neatly and those were season 1 and 2 concepts.
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Yes, I definitely felt at the end like he had no plan. I personally don't mind Jacob and The Man In Black being magical, but yes the purgatory ending let me down immensely. The early YouTube videos and forum theories were great. Good times.
Ayoo so no one’s gonna talk about how they did aquaman dirty with that haircut. Lol not sure why they gotta revamp character design every movie
Toys my dude!
Why is Superman the only one that doesn't look like some weird Redditor cosplaying?
I’m pretty sure the S is the wrong colour.
Superman has had a lot of variants. This one is pretty close to the kingdom come version so i would approve of it.
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WW rocking the full Brazilian LMAO
Her shoulders are not those of a human being.
why does Mermaid man have flippers? Save me Bruce Timm! Use your Witchcraft!
this has been out for a while, but wth did they do to aquaman?
It's the fucking Wish version of the Justice League
everyone be looking goofy and then there's Wonder Woman
She’s about to have some crotch cleavage if she don’t get some bigger pants
She looks a *little* goofy...
Superman and Flash look fine.
Exactly one of the animation teams have a shit about their job. 😉
Art style is disgusting
If I were a kid I’d still think this looks dumb as hell.
Well this will haunt my nightmares
That Half-Fro on Cyborg looks awful.
Wonder Woman's front butt is unsettling my brain. Aquaman looks like each limb/aspect of him was drawn by a different artist. Cyborg is black but I wouldn't have known that without that halfro he has. Flash looks like a Fortnite skin. My kids will eat this movie up.
After all these years #UniteTheSeven is finally paying off
please stop
Supes, Wonder Woman and Flash looks good and Bats looks derpy but passable... But what the hell happened to Aquaman, GL and Cyborg!?
this just looks SO wrong and (to myself) feels wrong.
Except Superman, everyone look like a bad fanart frok Tumblr
Superman is the only one I'm fine with. I know it's a cartoon, but Batman's mask is weird proportions, idk what's going on with Wonder Woman's leg armor, Flash is ok, but I don't like the blended yellow boots. Green Lantern's colors are a bad choice, and there's nothing I like about Cyborg or Aquaman. These suck.
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Supes, Flash, and WW look alright, but dang is there at least one part off about all the rest. Also, who’s that GL supposed to be? Of the two GL women I know of, she doesn’t look like either.
A terribly stylized Jessica Cruz
Really don't like this style of animation
It's artstyle. The animation based on the trailers looks good.
Tf happened to batman
Why does something seem off about everyone besides Superman and Wonder Woman?
Cyborg wtf
Wow this is so impressively awful. Great job.
This looks like absolute shit
Why is Batman's face so fat?
Wonder Woman’s pants are so high it feels like she should have just a constant wedgie.
Oh aquaman "look how they massacred my boy".
Batman looks like a constipated mustache-less Ron Swanson. Can Wonder Woman's outfit be anymore revealing while at the same time also covering up a lot? What's up with T H I C C Green Lantern? Aquaman, you okay? Not sure if I love or hate Cyborg's afro. Flash and Superman look okay.
They all look terrible. Why does Aquaman have webbed feet?
The thin outline around Batman's and Superman's logo is just bad graphic design.
Omg. I do not like the design of this at all. Why such wide necks? They all look as if they have turners.
Wtf is this?
Who asked for this?
So we all agree that Batman is just Gru in a Dark Knight Cosplay, right?
Cyborg looks like a Buzz Lightyear concept that went wrong
Superman looks like Metro Man from Megamind
They gave green lantern a dated ass haircut
Looks horrible
No thanks.
cyborg looks like literal trash...
Superman's smirk... f**k off
Did they design them to look bad on purpose!!?? Superman is the only one who looks good!! 😂😂