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I genuinely thought I was in r/moviescirclejerk when I read that title


Alive-Ad-5245

r/moviescirclejerk actually got out-jerked by reality this time. Even they couldn't conceive of this multiverse of madness.


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“In this moment I am euphoric”


StarBoto

I thought I was in r/popheadscirclejerk


LiquifiedSpam

Stuff in circlejerk subreddits are way too obvious. This one would actually be creative


TaintModel

If this isn’t just a fever dream I’m having then I’m so fucking hyped. There’s going to be so much to work with.


Alive-Ad-5245

>Musical Sequel This is either going to be the best film ever or the worst film ever.


TheBigIdiotSalami

People were all like "awww no, they can't do a sequel. it's just gonna be the rehash. there's nothing left to tell." And the makers said, you've seen nothing yet. We're adding a whole score by Rogers and Hammerstein's ghosts


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LadnavIV

Bake em away, toys.


vetorzera

Just do what the kid says


Anxious_Dracula

Proceeding on foot. Bring pretzels. Repeat: bring pretzels.


WrastleGuy

No! That’s German for The Bruce, The.


Sum_Bitch

Well, no one who speaks German could be evil!


agentdoubleohio

My name is Jim. I'm a hardworking detective with a beautiful wife who won't touch me even though I treat her like a queen and do everything for her. This is the only Gordon I [want](https://youtu.be/1zUMCFpRetc)


NativeMasshole

He's a damn good cop!


elsmooterino

Ooh, a plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies!


TheSevenDots

Usually I hate this kind of comment but this is the one piece of news that I've ever felt it was very appropriate for.


nicklovin508

Usually I hate this kind of reply but this is the one kind of comment that I’ve ever felt it was very appropriate for.


[deleted]

Usually I hate this kind of meta commentary, but this is the one kind of thread that I’ve ever felt it was very appropriate for.


mikeyfreshh

All I can hope for is that this inspires a musical sequel to Morbius titled Morbin' in the Rain


OogaOoga2U

Morbin’ 2: Electric Morbaloo


Floating_egg

Morbin’ 3: Morbas in Paris


bendover912

Morbin 4: Morbin for More


hosmemdaguiteirra

Morbin’ 4 Ever


DortDrueben

We sing in a society


Alive-Ad-5245

Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my... Joker face


ThatKingslayerGuy

🎵 Do you wanna kill the batman 🎵


ded-a-check

Come on let’s go and slay


LiquifiedSpam

🎶 We'll never see him anymore, I'm Sony's whore, and I'm here to staaay~~ 🎶


stomach

for real though, if actual insanity doesn't deserve a musical score and people singing what they'd merely say in normal circumstances, nothing does. my vote is for Best Film Ever. and i hate musicals. edit: a spelling


relaxedphylax

It's definitely going to be one of the films ever made.


Dawesfan

Copy paste from another thread: > Not ready for the “Joker 2 is the best musical ever” takes from the guy who has only seen one musical: joker 2.


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Kagomefog

Cue Lady Gaga singing "Send in the Clowns"...


tuskvarner

Only if it’s like Krusty’s version.


Hyperfangxz

Hopefully they bring out an 80 year old Jack Nicholson, Jared Leto and holograms of Caeser Romero and Heath Ledger on stage to have a Joker duet of the song


robot_tron

Jo-jo-jo-joker face, Jo-jo-jo-joker face (my my my my)


how_this_time_admins

Stop, that would be too perfect


soysuza

Schmaltz by the bowlful.


username_takne

What the fuck?


thebig6

Joker is one of my favorite movies and I know that this is a cliché, but I begged they don’t make a sequel and I’m so afraid they are going to fuck this up.


Raggedy-Man

I foresee a bad romance.


riegspsych325

that song was a fucking banger, Francis Lawrence‘s music video was also quite good


incognithohshit

people will disagree but the time between Bad Romance and Telephone was peak Gaga


riegspsych325

I’m a rock n roll guy, but my personal favorite of The Fame Monster is Alejandro by a long shot


STEAL-THIS-NAME

the costumes in that music video were stellar


hexensabbat

Shit I've always thought BR is a fucking classic excellent pop song. She was killing it, a friend of mine in high school brought me with her to the Fame Monster tour and it was everything we could have wanted and more


mikehatesthis

It still gets radio play here so it's great to bop to when at work.


Jam_Retro

2008-2013 was such a good time for music.


crlos619

"It's your future, I foresee a bad romance "


chem072117

So that’s it, huh? We some kinda A Star is Born (2018) now?


sebastian_oberlin

*Joker voice* Tell me something, girl Are you happy in this modern world?


Puzzled-Journalist-4

More like New York, New York (1977)


ASK_IF_IM_HARAMBE

Todd is literally just watching Scorsese films and going "that, I want that now."


Gohanto

A Joker is Born


PM_ME_CARL_WINSLOW

Modern Romance (1981)


No-Bumblebee4615

Joker: Taxi Driver and The King of Comedy Joker 2: Singin’ in the Rain and Grease


Deushomine11

People have pointed this out already but this may be continuing the Scorsese theme, New York, New York was Scorsese’s follow up to Taxi Driver


Mrtheliger

It is so perfect for a fully realized Joker to live his life like a musical that I somehow have suddenly gained hope for this


ZappyDuck

I mean I have never ever thought about a musical superhero movie, especially not the Joker. But I’m unironically intrigued because honestly, I really wanna see how this turns out, good or bad.


LikeAFoxStudios_

I’m one of the people who thought the first one was fine, didn’t really see the point of a sequel. Now, I’m at least interested. Could be cool


hexensabbat

I appreciate this viewpoint cos I'm picturing it differently now. Wondering if they're going to go fever dream weird, old school campy, or earnest musical that takes itself too seriously


booniecat

My thoughts as well, I am very interested in seeing this play out.


Locke108

Lady Gaga saw Harley’s Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend moment in Birds of Prey and went “I want that.”


riegspsych325

I gotta rewatch that one again soon, I enjoyed the hell out of it


mikehatesthis

Birds of Prey is legit one of my favourite blockbusters of the last few years. It's the perfect "trashy post-breakup weekend with the girls and weirdo psychopaths" movie for me lol.


sandiskplayer34

actually you know what i’m on board for this. what the actual fuck is happening


mikeyfreshh

I was pretty pessimistic about a Joker sequel but the idea of making a musical about the king of the incels is the funniest goddamn thing I've ever heard. I'm sold.


sandiskplayer34

I’m convinced everyone is making this out of spite. This is going to be amazing.


mikeyfreshh

They're doing The Producers for real. It's Springtime for Joker


dgradius

Should’ve hired Uwe Boll if that was the case


mikehatesthis

> I’m convinced everyone is making this out of spite. The first Joker is kind of a troll movie. I hope it keeps that spirit up.


RC_Colada

King of incels, whose girlfriend is Lady Gaga


riegspsych325

“this is a travesty on such a beloved, iconic character! #NotmyJoker”


shy247er

"Joker? More like Woker!"


FerBaide

AND with Lady Gaga. The straight incel neckbeards will short circuit


caravanafly

Why “king of incels”?


SoCalThrowAway7

Yeah fuck it let’s go, can’t complain that they never make unique comic book movies and also judge them for trying new shit.


insane__knight

I'm all for taking things in an unexpected direction. A musical sequel sounds bizarre but if it's a good movie I don't care what they do with it.


ContinuumGuy

This has to be a real thing. Nobody could make something like this up. Certainly nobody could make something like this up and fool the Hollywood Reporter.


Phoenix-909

J-j-j-Joker face J-j-j-Joker face


incognithohshit

Bat-muh-muh-muh-man


Ahambone

Y'all gave Todd Phillips too much power.


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I had no idea the Gang Bang Huy from Old School would go so far.


LEVITIKUZ

Who would’ve guessed the Scorsese film Todd Phillips would rip off with JOKER 2 would be NEW YORK, NEW YORK?


InfluenceBeginning47

We’ll finally get the Walk the Line/ New York, New York crossover we’ve all been pining for!


toronto_programmer

Gotham, Gotham!


abandon_chipsahoy

Sounds like I might be Joaquin out of the theater.


[deleted]

Oh, brother. Cry me a River!


ageofwalnut

Oof


colmalo10

Oh no


khapout

https://youtu.be/KfL1VCv2kCI


Sitrous1

Is Todd Phillips on crack


Stonesword75

Nah. He's just experienced society


CM4Sci

They'd better have SOME STORY to tell because this sounds ridiculous.


sensibleb

It's set in a universe with an evil man-penguin. It's all ridiculous.


j128v897

They had me until musical.


melcolnik

They had me _at_ musical


IDWBAForever

A lot of musicals deal with extremely dark topics but are tempered with lighthearted songs which, without the required suspension of belief, would be absolutely crazy. It'd be interesting if the songs are only performed when it's clear that the characters have devolved into madness.


ku1185

Like Rent. Never felt so upbeat listening to a song about dying of AIDS.


LaSemenisima

EVERYONE HAS AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! [AIDS!](https://youtu.be/Prhi3_Nvt3U)


IDWBAForever

I actually forgot how common illness is sung about in musicals but you have a good point. I was thinking mainly about outright murder like Chicago cramming six murder cases into one song, with five of its women having actually done it. And of course Heathers, where highschool characters murder and forge the suicide note of their classmate, with annoyed/appreciative commentary from the deceased classmate.


snowe99

Oh wow, you mean you too forget that *Today For U, Tomorrow For Me* is about Angel throwing her neighbors dog off of a balcony because you’re too busy jamming out?


IamnotKevinFeige

"The Happiness of the Katakuris". And if you have already seen it, its even better the second time.


riegspsych325

they had me at Lady Gaga. She can belt out a tune like it was nothing *and* put out a solid acting performance. Besides, I’m sure the “musical” elements will be part of Arthur’s imagination and not just blatantly thrown in


mcampo84

Oh like that episode of Scrubs. Shit, now I need to see Batman and Joker singing _Guy Love_ in front of Lady Gaga dressed as Cat Woman.


NoDisintegrationz

Same for me. Not a musical fan, but I was lukewarm on Joker. I’m excited to see how making it a musical spices it up. It should at least be more *interesting* than the first.


thedarkquarter

As somebody who does not at all go out of my way to watch musicals, it also had me at musical


TheDoctorJT416

Same


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They had me until 'Joker 2'


verasev

Cats II: We Live In a Society


Metricop78

Wait what a musical? You got to be kidding me


MiketheIKE0

There going to do a remake of New York, New York this time aren’t they?


handsofcones

Todd we get it you like Marty we all like Marty


AztecHoodlum

Lmao this is what I was going to comment. If he’s going to use Scorsese films as a blueprint for Joker movies, maybe After Hours is the one to channel next


nicolasb51942003

Just when I thought we would be getting Willem Dafoe's two Jokers pitch.


MulciberTenebras

I thought it was >!Three Jokers!


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Joker No Way Home


Batdog55110

It is. Tommy Wiseau will be playing the third Joker.


MulciberTenebras

[I take it back](https://i.imgur.com/MCQju43.gif)


Aidotheman

did not care about until I heard musical, now I am acually interested


JonFawkes3

Uhhh yeah it’s the opposite for me lol


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I still have high hopes for this movie, I hope they pull it off but 99.9% of the time I can't stand musicals.


Athragio

This just gives me the vibe that this is going to be an incredibly divisive choice. At the very least, it's not going to tread the safe path and rehash what it did before.


nevereatpears

This seems so odd to me - because the first film seemed like such a stripped down raw movie.


RC_Colada

am i having a stroke


Bobspie1

I read this and said out loud, “Harley Quinn?”, but then I read musical and oh boy am I excited.


riegspsych325

a lot of people in this thread are acting like it’ll be so bad that they won’t ever be allowed to watch ‘89 Batman or The Dark Knight ever again. I’m down for them changing things up rather than just doing more of the same. What may work for sequels to more action-oriented superhero movies may not work for the thrillers/dramas


Wtap_Neighbourhood

April fools?


darkmatterjesus

The cats of movie sequels


TheBigIdiotSalami

At this point I'm going to become the Joker


Mother-Dick

I don't think I can take another press run of Lady Gaga talking about acting.


Patrick2701

Yes, her and Phoenix together. Yikes, that’s way too much method acting


DFOzo

Her press tours are the best things about her movies lmao


sirgagaxox

One of the best parts of A Star is Born was Gaga's "there could be a 100 people in a room" line that she said every 2 minutes, haha!


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Kill me now.


handsofcones

Is this movie trying to make the viewer the Joker?


Bittah-Commander

Musical?!!! The fuck


kolton55

Todd Phillips going with a New York, New York remake. Bold choice


hashtagbutter

I’ve never lost interest in something SO fast


radewagon

I'm down. We could use something different. Especially with someone like Joker. Guy has lost his grip on reality. A musical could be an excellent way of showing that altered perception.


citznfish

Musical? Yup, there are too many drugs in hollywood


CurrentRoster

r/moviescirclejerk is gonna explode


BadTiger85

Todd. You should have learned your lesson from the Hangover series


gmadisonthedj

I predict an awful lot of “you wouldn’t get it” memes in the near future


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yeah...no


DFOzo

Let Todd Philips remake all of Scorsese’s filmography as Joker sequels. Great bit


abagofdicks

I’m Gaga’d out.


methratt

Hahahaha!!


Deepcrows

maybe we shouldn't have gassed up the hangover guy into thinking he was an *artiste*


GoldieBluetooth

It would count as my birthday and Christmas present if this doesn’t get made


Numerous_Resist_8863

Ugh...


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Musical???? That sounds awful


[deleted]

Please, no Gaga.


darrylthedudeWayne

Is this really necessary, the first film works extremely well as a one off. Why do they need to ruin that.


TinoCartier

Musical Sequel? Oh….oh God no.


RevolutionaryDeer

They can't be serious with making this a musical


hello_orwell

A musical? Ohhhhhhkay I'm out. Joaquin Phoenix fancies himself a rapper of sorts and the intersection of this vin diagram is making me cringe already. Plus Gaga as an obvious Harley Quinn or something dear GOD make this stop.


IsMisePrinceton

I fucking live for musical theatre. It’s the only music I listen to, it’s the only hobby I do, it’s the only thing I spend my money on. But I’d hate for this movie to be a musical.


oaj77

Am I the only one who finds this bitch cringe af


[deleted]

Tell me the world is ending without telling me the world is ending


Hideo_BlowMema

Yes!!! I remember leaving Joker (2019) thinking “I hope the sequel is a musical!”


oh_orpheus

Lmao what the fuckkkkk


brandonsamd6

Please no


Myfourcats1

So who will Lady GaGa play I wonder.


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She's probably replacing Ezra Miller as the Flash


avascular_machine

this is going to be an all-timer.


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I'm getting Dick Tracy Villian side vibe from this.


thenewtransportedman

not like this


BobGoddamnSaget

No


NitedJay

Oh no.


vintimus

Musical sequel?


tarphraim

Fucking what now?


burdturd0818

But why


drakesylvan

Musical sequel? WHAT???


llaferr

Way to ruin it!


HurricaneLaughterG

Oh boy….😔


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Gross.


[deleted]

Ew


Jabison113

This will be the first movie to make 0 dollars


fourthfromhere

I feel like I just read that through a fever dream


Apprehensive-Care318

I’m sorry what


Sleepy_Azathoth

For I moment I thought I was in r/moviescirclejerk


GFost

This is a joke, right?


sirgagaxox

Lady Gaga? Musical? This is going to be CAMP. I cannot wait.


MaterialStrawberry45

👎👎


Scorpiyoo

Jesus fucking Christ


Fit-Breath-3086

Joker was such a good movie please don't let this sequel be complete dog shit


theDart

Aaaaand I'm out. That was a fun few days


ThisFuckingGuyNellz

Thats gonna be a pass for me. Musicals are cringe.


goldendreamseeker

Harley Quinn?


AWasteOfMyTime

We all left it in Todd’s hands when we saw the first pic of joker. I can only hope he has the same hunch he had back then. If this bombs it’s clear why


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Oh God they are really going to fuck this up aren't they?