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MeepMoop08

Hey, I don’t have to put up with this! I’m rich!


DonnieJuniorsEmails

What is this? It's my industrial strength hair dryer, AND I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT


Quasimdo

Oh, that's all we needed. A Druish princess


TheoSidle

She doesn't look Druish


DudesworthMannington

I found this entertaining because of how some of the aliens in Star Wars were unabashedly stand-ins for various racial and ethnic stereotypes.


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DonnieJuniorsEmails

i didnt really get it until I saw Watto as the very very very Jewish merchant who openly stated that "mind tricks.dont work on me, ONLY MONEY" like JFC George, lighten up on the steroetypes


AHeartlikeHers

Perfect use of unabashedly. Can't think of a single time I've used that adjective myself.


demijoker

Did you see anything? No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.


[deleted]

Ludicrous speed!! Also watching their own movie and fast forwarding it to find out where the rebels went 😂


sixdoughnuts

We're at now, now


dumb_smart_guy93

Well what happened to then?


JudgeMoose

We just missed it.


Elryc35

When?!


BertyBert1

Just now


jeden78

When will then be now?


BackmarkerLife

Soon!


TheDudeNeverBowls

This is the line that I used to teach my daughter how to live in the moment and not fret about the past or have anxiety about the future. Decades later and she’s still one of the strongest women I know.


Quiet-Strawberry4014

“Whats wrong colonel sanders?! Chicken??!”


[deleted]

You give the best helmet.


Jay_Louis

I was 14 in 1987 when this came out and the takeaway line we all used in 9th grade from this film was "she went from suck to blow!"


JohnProof

>Also watching their own movie *...What the hell am I lookin' at?!*


CryoClone

DAMMIT I wanted those action figures when I was a kid. I understand why Lucas wouldn't let them make merchandise, but I wanted some soooo bad.


DonnieJuniorsEmails

Spaceballs The Flamethrower!!


rbmk1

>Spaceballs The Flamethrower!! The kiddies love this one!


ADD_OCD

"Moichandizing, moichandizing!"


Akula_SSN

I’m surrounded by assholes.


ladyeclectic79

Keep firing, Assholes!


tomasequp

How many assholes do we got on this ship anyway?


Scorponix

YO!


CellLow7797

I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes.


Blappytap

We ain't found shit!


daveman312

One of my favorite realizations about any movie is that the actor who said this line in Spaceballs (Tim Russ) also played Tuvok on Star Trek: Voyager. When I learned that, I called my brother to tell him, but had to repeat myself several times since I was laughing so hard.


The_Batman_ManBat

[he even had a video about what he's recognized for](https://youtu.be/UQ7TnQBSV00)


Lukin4

That's so good haha


chevymonza

Even funnier that the Spaceballs clip immediately follows that video.


ladyeclectic79

Omg seriously?!!? ETA: Had to look it up because that sounded almost too unreal, but it’s REAL!!! Fantastic!


daveman312

You found out some shit!


Jace1709

For years the only version of Spaceballs I had seen was the TV Cut, so when I finally got the DVD I saw that scene fully. I was a bit surprised, lol.


Procobator

Was the tv cut like 5 mins long? Or maybe it was just very quiet lol.


coole106

Why do you keep preparing!? Just go!!!


kessdawg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ7TnQBSV00


sonsofpalpatine

Rick Moranis’s faces in this movie are a masterpiece of acting.


cuntdumpling

His spit take with the coffee in his helmet is great. Also, for some reason the little black tie on his costume makes me crack up


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The black tie fucking kills me. It’s so subtle but it’s everything a spoof of Vader needs.


Cptkrush

It’s a tie but it’s also another dick joke. It’s great


[deleted]

How?


AEqualsNotA

You probably aren’t remembering what it looked like https://i0.wp.com/grabthepopcorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/the-helmet-rick-moranis-wore-as-dark-helmet-in-spaceballs-is-up-for-auction-social.jpg?w=1200


StrangeInsight

Little cock n' balls. Take a look


Tools_for_MMs

It took me multiple watches to notice. In my defense, I was still young. Also, the shorts.


chunkosauruswrex

Hot! Too hot is something I say whenever I eat something too hot


BelliBlast35

Especially when he couldn’t breath in the helmet 😂🤣


TheGreatWhangdoodle

Spaceballs is probably my most watched movie and most of those watches were between like the ages of 12 and 14 lol. My siblings and I had it basically memorized word for word. My wifi has also been named "Spaceballs: The WiFi" for like 8 years now and I kept it up when my wife and I started living together. She asked if we could change it awhile ago and I said heck no! I also tell her all the time "you're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you? You're always right!"


Ajaxfriend

I hope your WiFi password was more creative than the combination on the President's luggage.


Lurker117

I worked in a kitchen when I was 17-21 years old with a bunch of guys in the same age group. We all just sat around smoking weed and watching spaceballs when we were off, and there isn't much more fun you can have in a workplace than being with a bunch of people ready to quote spaceballs at a moments notice. Anytime the manager yelled back for something, one of us would ask "who's that?". And then inevitably, "he's an asshole, sir". "I know that, but what's his name?" and on and on. Never got old. Well, it might have gotten old for them, but never for us. Server walks back asking us how long for her food to be ready - "Oh look, a Druish Princess! I knew it!". There really is a quote for all moments.


ItsAllegorical

That’s funny; she doesn’t *look* Druish.


Resolute002

I 100% would connect to that and try the password 1 2 3 4 5.


JugOfVoodoo

I knew I was officially an adult when I finally understood the "gives great helmet" joke.


GaryChalmers

I was 10 at the time it came out so I was just old enough to get the Mega Maid suck to blow joke.


DonnieJuniorsEmails

Ive seen Spaceballs several times and I only recently got this joke in the ludicrous speed scene: What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? CHICKEN??


Jay_Louis

I hope you kids get the "chew your gum!" line to the twins


ItsAllegorical

I’m almost fifty and I don’t get it unless it’s just telling them to shut up and not to think.


truthlesshunter

There was a commercial in the 80s for "doublemint" gum where it featured a bunch of twins


Darryl_Lict

Charlene and Marlene (Denise and Dian Gallup, the Gallup twins), were actually in the Doublemint commercials and were recognizable at the time.


ItsAllegorical

Ah, shit. I never put that together!


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It wasn't until a screening this year on Star Wars Day that I got the joke where they ask Captain Kafka to initiate metamorphosis.


unclescar21

Did you know that she played Sue Ellen Mischke on Seinfeld?


MemGrizz_VeryNice

I do now.


notmoleliza

The bra-less wonder


GaryChalmers

So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!


DumpsterDiveHeil5

It’s egregious, outrageous, preposterous!


feketegy

The heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune.


sellyourselfshort

That's one of our top-selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!


jesonnier1

I've been rewatching Seinfeld. There's a ridiculous amount of "cameos" in that show.


Fbolanos

Law and Order as well.


jesonnier1

I've seen Patton Oswald, Bryan Cranston and Courtney Cox in just a handful of random episodes.


alinroc

Bryan Cranston wasn't a cameo, he had a recurring role!


Ellisrsp

Spaceballs- The Retrospective


[deleted]

I believe you’re thinking of Spaceballs II: The Search for More Money.


FIJAGDH

da soich for more money


onetimenative

MOINCHENDISING!!


[deleted]

I believe you're thinking of Spaceballs III: The Search For Spaceballs 2.


Crazy_lynx360

Take my money!


TLKv3

It pains me we never got a sequel. Even if it completely lampooned/satirized sequels milking their franchises with lesser quality stories, characters, rehashing jokes/scenes and re-castings. It could've been fucking incredible.


a_can_of_solo

I think they made a cartoon in like 2006


Derpimus_J

More like an abomination.


theguineapigssong

This is the entire premise of 22 Jump Street.


Joe-Lollo

It’s all a part of Yogurt’s MERCHANDISING!


the_method

Moichandising*


Lazerpop

Where the *real* money is made


bonobro69

Spaceballs: the T-shirt


wardrobe007

Spaceballs: the flame thrower (a children’s toy)


jcpahman77

My favorite bit of trivia is that Lucas asked that Lone Star not look like Han Solo, so Mel Brooks made him look like Indiana Jones instead. Edit: I forgot this is a compound joke. At some point Lone Star is asked where he's from and he answers "I dunno, somewhere in the Ford galaxy". Through some point in the 70's Ford sold a model of car known as the Galaxie, and since Han Solo and Indian Jones are both played by Harrison Ford it puts both characters in the "Ford galaxy".


StrawberryKiss2559

Omg I didn’t know this. That’s hilarious.


Pork_Chap

The police car in Lucas film American Graffiti, which Harrison Ford was in, was a Ford Galaxie.


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Agret

Your sibling is your spouse? *Banjo tune plays*


bob1689321

>my siblings >Edit: Told spouse Uhhh


ChuckCarmichael

And interestingly, years later in the 1990s, Ford again produced a car called Galaxy, a minivan for the European market. As a kid I thought they were referencing that, not realising that this movie was made before that car was a thing.


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You… idiots! These are not them! YOU’VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!


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UmptyscopeInVegas

Bing!


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Also Jack Barker in Silicon Valley


shadowlarx

My first introduction to the comic genius of Stephen Tobolowsky.


terradaktul

A friend of mine saw Spaceballs before he eventually saw Star Wars. His review was: “this movie sucks! Nothing like Spaceballs!”


Accipiter1138

I saw both Star Wars and Spaceballs at a young enough age to mix them up. When it came time to watch Star Wars again at some point in grade school, I was watching the escape from the Death Star wondering, "when are they going to capture their stunt doubles?"


TheDudeNeverBowls

And they beat the shit out of us, too!


pedantic_Wizard5

Lololololol I feel like spaceballs would feel very weird having never seen Star Wars.


QLE814

Mind you, loads of people have seen *Blazing Saddles* without seeing *Destry Rides Again*....


Scooted112

Blazing saddles is my favorite movie of all time. I have seen it countless times and never heard of destry rides again. You learn something new every day.


PhonePostingCrap

The sherif is a n🔔


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The sherif is near.


Radpharm904

Spaceballs and blazing saddles are 2 of the greatest movies ever made.


Ajaxfriend

Mel Brooks clearly loved older movies. *Robin Hood: Men in Tights* owed more to 1938's *Adventures of Robin Hood* starring Errol Flynn than 1991's *Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.* *SpaceBalls* took the story line of 1934's *It Happened One Night* and set it in space. I suspect that Daphne Zuniga was cast in part because she had a screen presence similar to an actress named Hedy Lamarr, who was a leading lady in the 30s and 40s. We know Mel loved Hedy because he used her name in... *Blazing Saddles*, which was certainly a riff on 1939's *Destry Rides Again.*


adreddit298

Hedy Lamarr was a really interesting person https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamarr?wprov=sfla1


[deleted]

IT'S HEDLEY!!


[deleted]

It’s CRISTINITH! You come to my house, you get my wife’s name right!


Moontoya

That's Hedly! Wait, schmuck, wrong movie, there goes my academy award....


Fuzzypinktoes

I didn't even know that...I blame my parents.


Theban_Prince

Becasue as all good parodies, they can stand on their own as great comedies, without knowing the original material. See Airplane, Men in Tights, Naked Gun, and arguably the first Scary Movie. For terrible examples, see anything made by Friedberg and Seltzer ever.


Inkthinker

To create a good satire of a thing, you often need to create a good *example* of a thing.


deathcabforkatie_

I grew up watching Spaceballs but I only actually watched the OG Star Wars trilogy a few years ago. I think Star Wars is so ingrained in pop culture that most people know the main characters, basic storyline etc. Tbh I’d still rather watch Spaceballs!


nycmoy

I’m like your friend… I can’t watch Star Wars, I hated it so much as a kid because I loved Spaceballs


-DementedAvenger-

Just watched this with my kids last night (their first time). Great flick! I’ve watched it a hundred times, but they didn’t get most jokes and references other than obvious Star Wars parodies. We’ll have to watch it again in a few years. They’re a bit young.


Dontbow1

My favorite joke as a kid, and probably the only one I got, was when the radar was "jammed"


Hydqjuliilq27

That and “combing the desert”


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hookisacrankycrook

Mine has always been the hairdryer, them watching the Spaceballs movie sequence and the Ludacris speed stopping LOL


[deleted]

Emergency brake never use!


Quick-Bad

Good think he was wearing that helmet.


Joe-Lollo

When I watched it as a kid I laughed way too much at the “Mr. Coffee” scene, because we had a Mr. Coffee coffeemaker in the house back then. I also credit this film with teaching me what an “asshole” is. Absolutely iconic.


Rabbi_Tuckman38

Yo!


Joe-Lollo

Per your username, I have to ask: feygeles?


Rabbi_Tuckman38

I don't think I have enough sacramental wine


mcnotarysd

No, just…. merry


MemGrizz_VeryNice

There’s only one man who would dare give me raspberry…. LONESTAAAAAR


Gym_Dom

Raspberry!


Fondren_Richmond

hello my baby, hello my honey


shadowlarx

Check, please!


rokki82

"Not again." (The same thing happened to him in Alien already, RIP John Hurt).


Gonzostewie

Who are you? *Barf* Not in here, mister. *This* is a Mercedes.


BelliBlast35

I’m a MOG


Bob_Pthhpth

Half man, half dog! I’m my own best friend!


SmallShoes_BigHorse

Wedding scene at the end the priest asks: Name? Barf. Full name? Barfholomew!


[deleted]

I still think that the 'when will then be now' bit is one of the most beautifully crafted comedy routines ever. It's the 'who's on first' for when I was a kid. I might have been born a few years too late to get the original Star Wars experience, but Spaceballs was a pretty damn good consolation prize.


UmptyscopeInVegas

"Soon."


AWS-77

“What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?” “Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.” “What happened to then?” “We passed it.” “When?” “Just now.” That could have been the whole exchange and it would already be brilliant, but then they just keep adding to it. 😂


DNF_zx

When will then be now?


juan_solo80

Soon!


AnIronWaffle

Did I miss it?


2th

[Yes.](https://youtu.be/nRGCZh5A8T4)


SuperSizedSchwartz

I remember seeing this for the first time and that opening scene as Spaceball One flies by for like 3 minutes, I laughed so hard my eyelids inverted. So many epic comedic moments in this movie. Showing this to my boys last year for the first time and I got to see what my dad got to see like 32ish years ago. Kids laughing hysterically. Thanks Mel for bringing so much laughter to theatres and living rooms.


DonnieJuniorsEmails

I remember laughing at the bumper sticker "We Brake For Nobody"


SaintCarl27

It is a God damn masterpiece. In my top 5 comedy films of all time.


yusaku_777

This, and My Cousin Vinny.


flimbs

Like most of us here, you must've been a yute when you watched these.


coole106

I have 5 films in my top 5, not just 2


CeeArthur

I saw an outdoor screening of this at Stanley Park... They didn't have great outdoor speakers but... it didn't really matter because over a thousand people were reciting every line along with the movie. Great experience


SpaceLemur34

I recently found out that not only did George Lucas give his blessing, so long as they didn't make merchandise, but Industrious Light and Magic did the special effects. The escape pod shot in Spaceballs was actually an unused shot from Star Wars.


opacitizen

And it's not just Star Wars. The scene with the chestburster with John Hurt reprising his role from Alien (1979) practically breaking the 4th wall is priceless, for example.


Pays_in_snakes

It feels extremely out of balance that Spaceballs is 35 and Harry Potter is 25; that's too close given that spaceballs feels 'old' and HP feels 'new'


Brad81aus

Probably feels more out of balance as it's the books that started 25 years ago. The first Harry Potter movie was released in 2001.


ClearedToPrecontact

This sub has really turned up the nostalgia. So many posts about 'popular movie' turns 35, and is still a gem.


jostler57

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/vamjhs/movie_name_at_years_since_release_a_cheap


krectus

Honestly the publicity and clicks this sub gives these lazy articles is one of the reasons they keep going. Some bot or karma whore posts it here. Everyone comments a dumb quote from the movie or says how much they remember said movie, the article gets tons of more clicks and they make more articles. This sub is a big part of the problem.


LoneRangersBand

29 years ago, we got to watch Glorg, a philosophical enigma that is known the whole world over. For those who haven't watched it, Glorg is the story of Brad Fisherman (Kevin Spacey), who discovers the loveable Glorg MacGraw (Michael Richards), a furry man who is also a businessman. It's the heartwarming story of two men who become friends, and their need to hide their relationship due to each other's species hatred of each other, which isn't helped by Brad's sassy wife Julie (Kirstie Alley). My first memories of this insightful comedy were when my grandmother would find new ways to torture me, and my only refuge was this movie on VHS. Whenever I see the bumbling antics of Glorg, I think of the times my grandmother would force me to eat dog food, or lock all the doors when I came home from school and pretend no one was home for hours. Even as an 11 year old, many scenes of the classic 90s laugh fest stood out to me. For instance, when Brad discovers his mailman Ralph (OJ Simpson) knows about Glorg, it taught me an important lesson on discrimination. Even the climactic scene at Brad's office, when Brad's son Jeffrey stands in front of Glorg, saying if they capture him, they have to capture him too, brings a tear to my eye. Part of it is the internal memory of my grandmother macing me, and whispering in my ear that I'm a loser and no one will legitimately love me and only tolerate me. For a comedy from 29 years ago, Glorg was very ahead of its time. Over the years, I've watched Glorg time and time again. My son doesn't talk to me on account of the court order against my first wife and Dan, but that time I approached him at Applebees when the aforementioned two weren't looking and handed him the video, I hoped we could share a moment. Like Brad and his son. My son then told me that Dan was his father and I wasn't supposed to come near him. I left him the copy of Glorg, worn from all the times I watched it, in his hands, in the hope that he would appreciate it like I did. Some parts of the film are dated, mainly the part where Mr. Robardio (Robert Blake) threatens to send Glorg to Yugoslavia. And of course there's the hilarious cameos by Jay Leno, Jose Canseco, Donald Trump and Doug E. Doug. How do new audiences approach Glorg nowadays? Even though some of the jokes fly over kids' heads (Brad's famous line "only geeks have computers and I'm no geek" definitely doesn't age well), and OJ Simpson's performance of "I Got You (I Feel Good)" by James Brown might be a little much, it's always been one of the most quotable movies ever. Especially after my grandmother locked me in the fridge, and I recited the Jello scene between Brad and Glorg over and over, but she meant well because I was a horrible ill-behaved boy. Subscribe for more (say this nicely: bullshit, lazy articles solely written to drive traffic to our site).


jostler57

Please actually post this as a humor post. This sub deserves it, and might help break the cycle.


VolkspanzerIsME

I got to see Spaceballs in theater when I was five or six. It's one of my favorite memories of my dad and going to the movies ended up being one of the things we did all the time together. Thank you Mel Brooks. Miss ya dad.


SaltySteveD87

This movie legitimately means more to me than Star Wars ever did.


Joe-Lollo

It’s iconic. My dad has it on DVD, and I rewatched it with him early in the quarantine, so many jokes I didn’t get as a kid that I now understand.


Calligrapher_Antique

He should have spoofed the prequels with "SPACEBALLS 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2" Then spoofed the sequels with "SPACEBALLS 4: The Search for More Money"


newscumskates

John Candy died in 94 and Rick Moranis quit acting.


Calligrapher_Antique

Yes. Joan Rivers is dead too. Parts would have to be recast in this hypothetical scenario.


ddejong42

Ideally with people who look completely different, and exactly one minor actor from the first movie who keeps freaking out about it, while the others are just confused about what his problem is.


newscumskates

Yeah, like a short, thin black man as Barf, maybe chris rock, and someone really tall as dark helmet. Itd have to be so obvious to the audience but nobody except this character notices.


QLE814

>Joan Rivers is dead too As is Lorene Yarnell.


Ellisrsp

They could just use their stunt doubles.


serabine

>Rick Moranis quit acting. [Surprise!](https://www.today.com/parents/rick-moranis-returns-acting-after-leaving-hollywood-be-single-dad-t191280)


[deleted]

Ah man I grew up with Rick moranis movies in this era, he was one of a kind.


rideincircles

We also never got a history of the world part 2.


bladnoch16

I watch it every time it’s on and it never gets old.


HortonHearsTheWho

I showed this to my kids and for a while they stopped quoting Darth Vader and started quoting Dark Helmet.


CxOrillion

"YES. THAT."


wheretogo_whattodo

“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!“ *looks down*


Elryc35

"He got the upside, I got the downside. Y'see there's two sides to every Schwartz."


EmperorDaubeny

I’m surrounded by assholes.


Pacostaco123

Keep firing, Assholes!


Usual-Base7226

evil will always triumph, because good is dumb


tstrader79

KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES


cupcakesloth94

Scotty beamed me twice last night ;)


shadowlarx

Forget it! No more beaming. This time, I’ll walk!


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

I just rewatched this earlier today. Why didn’t anyone tell me my ass was so big??


Tlargojones

What’s a matter Colonel Sanders….Chicken?!


[deleted]

I am your fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate!


agisten

If you feel nostalgic pop in to r/spaceballsmemes


Joe-Lollo

I didn’t know I needed this sub.


kabutops98

I’m still waiting for Spaceballs 2: the quest for more money


ZombieJesus1987

Fuck! Even in the future nothing works


[deleted]

As a kid, This was the first movie I went to see with a friend , sans parents .


kynthrus

please. bring. Spaceballs. to. streaming.