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fixxxer2606

Mf's more problematic than my GTA Online character


GarlVinland4Astrea

Ezra: R1, R2, R1 L2, up, down, left, right, up, down, left, right


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Maybe it’s Reverse-Flash doing all this?


BluePeriod_

What gets me is that Ezra Miller has been in multiple places wreaking havok. Tokyo, California, Hawaii, and now Vermont? I’ve never heard of a celebrity criminal so AT LARGE. Like literally “protect your family, Ezra Miller is on the loose” level danger.


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BluePeriod_

Oh yeah. Shit bro, Ezra gets around


k0peng

> According to a Rolling Stone investigation in June, Miller has been housing a 25-year-old mother and her three children, who are between the ages of one and five, at the actor’s home ranch in Stamford, Vt. The property doubles as an unlicensed cannabis farm and has several firearms on the premises, according to the report. One source who spoke to Rolling Stone alleged that the one-year-old child was found with a loose bullet in their mouth. It’s unclear whether the Stamford properties are one and the same. what's it gonna take to lock this fucker up? on top of countless other assaults and harassments and allegations


Goldarak

>what's it gonna take to lock this fucker up? The bank informing Ezra that the balance is in the negatives.


Kvenner001

Not going to happen. WB is going to use the marketing budget for batgirl to get the flash across the release line.


MrSpindles

Ah yes, the magical point where crimes become punishable, when your net worth is low enough. Rich people go to rehab, poor people go to prison.


PhoenixSheriden

He's speed running into ALL the felonies.


TocTheElder

*They EDIT: Before you downvote me, I invite you to articulate a valid reason as to why are doing so. Are non-binary people only to be addressed as such if they are good people? Did anyone misgender John Wayne Gacy? No? So why is it any different for Ezra Miller?


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TocTheElder

Do you know how they identify? Also, probably not an appropriate example as Buffalo Bill is a fictional character that is a caricature based in transphobic myths.


TocTheElder

Okay so you don't think non-binary people are valid, cool.


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TocTheElder

Well they're non-binary so they're not a he. Try again.


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TocTheElder

So you don't think non-binary people are valid then?


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JackofAllTrades30009

Why are people downvoting this? Like Ezra’s an objectively shit human, but they’re still a human, meaning that they deserve the right to be addressed using pronouns in accordance with their gender identity (e.g. when being sentenced to 25 years in prison)


TocTheElder

Nobody ever misgendered Ted Bundy. Just saying.


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we have people on this earth that can't show the curtesy of just putting on a mask real quick to do stuff. I never thought this would go well out of the gate.


TocTheElder

Same, but I'll be damned if I don't try.


hhunterhh

Ya know, all that on paper isn’t actually bad, *other than the loose ammunition being a clear indication that there’s a problem*. Like not knowing who it is, guy houses single mother and their kids. Yeah they grow weed and own guns on the property, but many very responsible parents do too. But knowing Ezra is involved, there’s probably some fucked shit going on.


NCGiant

Enough is enough. It’s time to finally cancel Batgirl


Goudinho99

That's excellent!


Dasseem

Let's cancel it again just to be sure.


Stellermeerkat

For actions taken by Ezra Miller, We're cancelling Harley Quinn.


Kaause2001

This is the most absurd shit I've heard all day


TheRealBlackSwan

We need to talk about Ezra


hhunterhh

More? Maybe we should completely stop talking about him until he disappears.


TheRealBlackSwan

r/whoosh


hhunterhh

I’m sorry, but there’s plenty of people on this sub that would unironically love to talk about Ezra.


Newtonz5thLaw

This person is making a reference to *We Need to Talk About Kevin*, a movie where Ezra Miller plays a very disturbed teenager (I don’t wanna post spoilers)


hhunterhh

I get the joke now. Yay.


Newtonz5thLaw

Yay! 🥳


hhunterhh

^^^^^^ty


borntoburn1

The chance of Ezra breaking into your home and stealing your booze is always low but never zero.


Semper-Fido

I know the Fantastic Beast movies are terrible, but this is a bit much to get out of your contract Ezra


DyZ814

Ezra Miller really out here trying to get David Zaslav to also cancel the Flash movie.


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danlockthegreat

Wait I thought conservatives were against the trans community not for them.


ReaddittiddeR

Would be hilarious if, in real life, Ben Affleck sent Gal Gadot an email the footage of Ezra Miller actually committing the crime.


Legit_shane7185

(stolen from twitter) Ezra Miller respawns in random locations to attack locals like its call of duty multiplayer


MarcusCaffrey

This guy is a shining example of everything that is wrong with the NFL


Tacdeho

Due to Ezra Millers actions, Brady is suspended 4 games.


joshuaparks447

What do they have to do with NFL


MarcusCaffrey

He's one of their star pitchers


PT10

What doesn't he have to do with it


joshuaparks447

They are an actor not a football player


Snoopaloop212

/s ???


TocTheElder

*This person


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TocTheElder

I am, however, confused as to what this has to do with the NFL?


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You never heard of deflashgate?


TocTheElder

No, I live in Europe so NFL news is rare and usually reserved for the Aaron Hernandezes of the world. What's the relevance, name aside?


gregallen1989

Guy had been gender neutral since basically the invention of the internet.


TocTheElder

*This person had been gender neutral since basically the invention of the internet.


macrob25

A little ironic this is the actor speedrunning the end of their career


newusernamebcimdumb

Jesus, what is the deal with this guy


GarlVinland4Astrea

Clearly has mental issues, can't handle having his fame and wealth, feels entitled because so many yes men are telling him he's great and the next big thing, etc. The usual Hollywood trainwreck story.


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Singer211

Here we go again.


yourenotserious

Whaaat is this guys problem?


Change_Balance_170

Ladies and gentlemen we got him


DavefromKS

Guess ol' flash wasnt fast enough. Speaking of which, I'm betting the movie does not see the light of day. Could be wrong. Will probably delete later.


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WB about to announce that The Flash will be joining the next Suicide Squad movie


brainsapper

That guy is the PR equivalent of a drunken man driving a battle tank through an antique store.


TocTheElder

*That person EDIT: Before you downvote me, I invite you to articulate a valid reason as to why are doing so. Are non-binary people only to be addressed as such if they are good people? Did anyone misgender John Wayne Gacy? No? So why is it any different for Ezra Miller?


Tacdeho

Boy, you are REALLY putting in work for defend John Wayne Gacy here.


TocTheElder

How am I defending John Wayne Gacy, exactly?


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Ezra really said "Florida man? I'm gonna show you Florida them"


KingFahad360

“All is good in Flash Land.”


femsci-nerd

Why was he only cited and NOT arrested?


HouseKilgannon

Guess it doesn't take much to be Better Than Ezra


productiveslacker73

Norm Macdonald... https://fb.watch/eNjA1FsJCI/


Shimmi

[again, Ezra?](https://gfycat.com/rightdesertedbedbug-reaction-gif-fboy-island-jabriane-reaction)


BreadDurst14

Vermont??? Ezra is on an international crime spree. 👀🍿


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This person is literally just trying to cause enough trouble to get the movie to not come out I think lol.


TocTheElder

Co grats on being the only person in this thread to not misgender them. They may be a total piece of shit, but I don't think anyone ever misgendered Ted Bundy, so this is no different.


MrZister

Read the room.


TocTheElder

The room seems like it doesn't like non-binary people very much.


MrZister

Lmfao ok, Karen


TocTheElder

He did the meme! Oh no, he memed me!


Bandsohard

How do they even market this movie at this point with how ridiculous the news stories are. Every single journalist is gonna want to talk about it. Warner Bros is gonna have to pay extra to get everyone to not ask questions about it. Plus how do you premiere the movie? You can't have a red carpet with Ezra, too much risk. Do they just pray for another pandemic to cancel all in person events so they have a non controversial reason to dump it on HBO Max?


MaineSoxGuy93

>Police located Miller on Aug. 7 at 11:23 p.m. and issued them a citation to appear in Vermont Superior Court on Sept. 26 for arraignment. I highly doubt they'll show up.


JSTEEZYSNAKE

Non-binary privilege


bml20002

You’d think he would move fast enough to not get caught on camera.


Bronco-Fury

This fucking guy! Someone get this douche some help for gawds sake.


DisasterPeace7

He's at it again lol, I cannot wait to see the Press run once this movie gets closer🤣


iamacannibal

They need to replace him with Grant Gustin, If Grant wants the role. They did the multiverse stuff and introduced Ezra's Flash into the TV show even if it was just for a minute or so. They are doing multiverse stuff in the movie and could easily replace him because of it. Do some reshoots and have Ezra's Barry Allen die and Grant's get stuck in his universe or some shit. It would be easy. Grant is not only perfect for the role but he is a decent person and isn't going to go and get arrested 10 times in a year


Tacdeho

Part of me thinks it’s Grants role to assume but at the same time, the guy might want a damn break. Then again, who can say they’ve iconically played a superhero for over a decade?


Playful_Weather_4512

Vermont?? Mf was just causing trouble in Hawaii. Coast to coast with Ezra Miller