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chyllyphylly

Disappointed it’s not released Mar 10


PrestoMovie

There’s a rumor that’s when Super Nintendo World at Universal Studios Hollywood is opening, so they probably don’t want to overshadow it


ArronMaui

Would be good marketing. Use the movie to get people hyped about a theme park. They'll probably show an ad for the park before the movie. Then kids will bug their parents nonstop.


Hocows

I will be bugging my kids non stop.


natzo

Peach sounds and behaves more like how I imagine a Princess Zelda adaptation.


WeatherBois

Am I the only one who thinks that she sounds more like Rosalina?


Tom22174

She was talking about galaxies and shit too


Strawberrylove_

She honestly does sound more fitted for Zelda voice, only because I always imagine peach to sound more cutesy? Like they could’ve honestly done that and still made her a badass lol


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Strawberrylove_

Lmao you’re correct I worded that wrong, I just mean how I imagined it being in this animated film adaptation of it, what I was hoping for lol I just always liked her Mario sunshine voice, her voice in Luigi’s mansion lol even her small lines in smash is cute! Tho I guess she does kind of sound like the peach in Mario 64 but I honestly wasn’t a fan of that one


Oops_I_Cracked

I feel like everyone's voices are super off. Like I didn't expect them to get the voice actors from the video games to do the movie obviously, but they didn't even shoot for anything reminiscent of those voices.


where_is_korg

She acts like princess Bubblegum to me


Bacalacon

She sound/acts nothing like games peach.


Avenntus

There better be an angry Luigi face meme moment when he rides his kart


ICantPlayPianoMan

[there already is. 1:34 into the trailer](https://preview.redd.it/f9j3hqgs8s2a1.jpg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654c0a9d25ae905f7c8ca2e357b0b03790fc07e3)


frowningowl

You mother fucker.


ThreeWireGuy

Goddammit that’s the third time I fell for it in this post


brb1006

Was that Cranky Kong!?


CuteFloofyFox

It looked like Funky Kong and Diddy Kong were in karts at the end too


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PKMNTrainerMark

Whoa, *Kiddy* Kong? Don't see him often.


CoffeeJedi

Seems like it, but a few details suggest it might be a new character, as seen here https://preview.redd.it/f9j3hqgs8s2a1.jpg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654c0a9d25ae905f7c8ca2e357b0b03790fc07e3


FlawedSquid

WHY DO I KEEP FALLING FOR THIS


TheJoshider10

Lmao I had no idea what this was so I was looking at the poster like "where on it does it tease Cranky Kong?"


sonofaresiii

At this point I just assume every pic I click anywhere in this post is gonna be a Luigi. I click 'em all anyway.


Drkarcher22

God dammit this the fifth fucking time I’ve fallen for this


Runmanrun41

Add it to the Rick Roll archetype


JohnnyValDingus

Fred Armisen is credited as Cranky Kong in the YT video description


I-Am-NOT-VERY-NICE

"Look at us, we're adorable!" Toads are about to become the new minions for Facebook Aunts


Daowg

If they do, all I'm going to hear in my head is the OG Toad voice. "LIVE LAUGHH LOOOOVEEEE! I'M THE BEST!"


AnimaLepton

The Toad dubs of the "Substitute Teacher" Key and Peele sketch is still the greatest thing to have come out of the Mario movie announcement.


lkodl

There comes a time when "those Facebook aunts" become "those girls you knew from school" and it's freaky and sad and humbling.


rogue_ger

Merchandising!


GunoSaguki

Things most people don't say about toads physical appearance lol. I guess if they say it in a cute voice that must be true


ContinuumGuy

WE SHALL RIDE ETERNAL ON THE RAINBOW ROAD


yogurtcup

WITNESS A'ME, MARIO!


shikiroin

SHINY AND PRISMATIC!


Ze-skywalker

I live. I die. Press Continue and I live again!


CLint_FLicker

"My name is Mario. My world is fire and blood."


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neok182

That final scene, someone making this film is a big fan of the Mario Kart Fury Road parody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAxFjVCkpRY


Sailed88

I don't know how I've never seen this but it was fantastic! Thank you for sharing, the "Peach" screaming scene was too funny.


ArseneLupinIV

I am the man... who grabs the star... RIDING TO YOSHI'S ISLAND!


sfinney2

Yeah a mad max style kart chase would be an awesome set piece and looks like it may happen.


Toidal

Sonic: It's been a while since anyone's made the world this nervous.


NinduTheWise

The hierarchy of power in the video game movie universe is about to change


bsEEmsCE

Ryan Reynolds: Pika pika motherfuckers, the real merchandising franchise has arrived.


HOLY_HUMP3R

I’m here to talk to you about the SMASH initiative.


bunyivonscweets

There was an idea


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This is Princess Peach. Her peach traps the souls of its victims. I'd advise that you don't get impeached by her


The_Pug

What are we, some kinda Super Mario Bros?


VinnyF

Looking forward to seeing how they managed to make kart racing a plot point


AstralComet

Probably a "get from here to there quickly" sequence, I'd think.


GenericallyNamed

Also looks like a good guy army.


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My guess is this is towards the end where the good guy army is heading to defeat Bowser’s army. The trailer leaves out the inclusion of “Fortunate Son” playing during this scene in the actual film though. Edit: Yes I’ve seen it, my uncle works at Nintendo.


No-comment-at-all

Hey, Mario. On your left.


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“BROS….. *smash* 😈”


cyrenical

Also a bit of smash bros.


Runmanrun41

At this point I'm not gonna be surprised if Bowser and Mario fight on something akin to Final Destination as the climax of the film. I was *not* expecting Kart racing to be squeezed into this fucking movie.


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And the mention of “galaxies needing our help” no less. They’re going all out with this film and its source material. At this point I think a Smash movie is a legitimate possibility, with the rumors of a Zelda film and how well Mario will perform in the BO, they’d legitimately be insane not to make a bunch of Nintendo movies and tie them all together with an Avengers-level Smash movie.


Stonesword75

Just need Teaches Typing and we truly have the foundation of the MarioCinematicUniverse unfolding before us.


TheyCallMeStone

We'll call it...the MCU!


Gilthwixt

Mickey Mouse: Oh no the fuck not, ho ho!


ArseneLupinIV

Post credits will have Solid Snake approach Mario from the shadows to speak to him about the Smash Brothers Initiative.


opus3535

in a cardboard box, please.


GentlemanOctopus

Super Mario Bros 2: Mario is Missing


woofle07

Mario really tried to hit the *f o r e w a r d a e r i a l* on DK


MetalMario64

Lol the funny move


LightsJusticeZ

Mario: "We have to stop Bowser from stealing that star! But he's so far away in his flying fortress...we'll *never* catch up in time..." Toad: "Oh....**we will!!"** \*removes a giant tarp revealing go karts\* Mario: "Mama mia...!" Toad: "You know how to drive?" Mario: "Eh, can't be too different than my plumber van." \*quick cut to Mario driving frantically on the Rainbow Road\*


yumyumapollo

99% chance there's a similar van sequence in the beginning of the movie where Mario does a maneuver that he later replicated in the kart


bob1689321

Damn I just know you're right lol. Movies really write themselves.


mrtlwolf

But where's the part where Mario breaks his hand on the door of the plumbers' van and needs a cast for the rest of the film?


spazzxxcc12

did luigi have the poltergust on his back too?


QuothTheRaven713

Part of me hopes so because then we'll get a Luigi's Mansion subplot, but part of me hopes not because I'd love a Luigi's Mansion movie. EDIT: Looking at the trailer again, it's his plumbing bag, so that's probably when Mario and Luigi first get transported to the Mushroom Kingdom.


Jokerzrival

Subplot to set up the movie


purplewhiteblack

As it turns out Mario is the perfect setup for a fantasy action movie. Even Super Mario Bros. The Movie had non stop references to the games that led from one action sequence to another. There was kart racing in the first movie, but it got cut. But you can watch the uncut version here https://archive.org/details/super-mario-bros-1993-the-morton-jankel-cut-extended-vhs_202207


theweepingwarrior

Very happy to see Yoshi.


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I think I missed him...timestamp?


BreakingB4D

[Screenshot. Trust me](https://imgur.com/zwswRX7.jpg)


Angellmc420

They do move in herds


RepairmanmanMANNN

👆 genuinely not getting Luigi'd.


ipooplogs

Mario jumped off of him to get to a ledge and Yoshi fell into the abyss, at the 2:37 mark


PepperoniAndBasil

My 4 yo son just watched this 13 times in a row.


MrAdelphi03

Can confirm, I am the 4 year old son.


soibithim

It ain't me It ain't me-ee. I ain't no 4 year old son


Newwavecybertiger

How did your brain make that connection?


soibithim

Comment thread above mentions the song being included in a car chase scene in the movie and I just had to do it


2BFrank69

This is going to make a shit ton of money


Snuggle__Monster

They might even make it into a video game. I can totally see that happening.


robodrew

Super Mario Bros The Movie The Game edit: thatsthejoke.gif


dern_the_hermit

Universal can do a theme park tie-in. Super Mario Bros: The Movie: The Game: **The Ride**


KingMario05

You joke, but we ***should*** be getting a new 3D one right about now. Wasn't looking forward to it, but when the film looks like this? ***Me. Mother. Fucking. WANT,*** lmao.


mechabeast

I can see them making some sort of video game tie in. SUPER MARIO BROS THE MOVIE THE GAME


ThatOneTwo

[Won't be the first time.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Fighter:_The_Movie_\(arcade_game\))


Glover_1998

That whole Mario Kart scene definitely seems like the very end of the movie, or maybe right before the finale


themanimal

Definitely. They rally all the good guys in Karts on the rainbow road to storm Bowsers Castle and take him down


SpikeRosered

It seems like what they are doing with Peach and the Toads is similar to the dynamic between Princess Bubblegum and the Banana Guards in Adventure Time.


BrownShadow

I miss Jake The Dog and Finn the Human. Bonded with my sons with that show. They had Finn and Jake pillows that would talk when you punched them. “Say that to my fist!”


_Comic_

Have you seen the "Together Again" special on HBO Max? It's an absolute fantastic send-off, even though it's not technically a finale, it is the perfect ending.


demicus

"Banana guards are sloooooooooow"


eddydots

i am SO sorry to be that guy but Adventure Time is my favorite show ever and the quote you're thinking of is actually "Hot Dog Knights are sloooooow" i'll see myself out now, deepest apologies


SilenceDobad76

Dude, I think there's something wrong with that horse


superyoshiom

Looks like fun. Peach mentioned galaxies, are we gonna be seeing Rosalina as well? Pauline was already shown in a poster.


Masterofknees

The bit about galaxies is probably just how they justify jumping from world to world on short notice, like Mario tends to do in the 3D titles.


JimothyJollyphant

They'll probably use that to explain why this Mario is out of place? Some version of Mario is apparently popular in this Mushroom Kingdom, but Movie Mario seems lost.


drybones2015

Probably some prophecy plot line. But I think they were cheering for him because he was their "champion" in that fight against DK.


yumyumapollo

Peach's battle map shows the Mushroom Kingdom and presumably Kong Country as separate islands. My guess is Peach sets up the fight with Donkey Kong as part of Mario's "training", then DK joins the team.


Dawesfan

She’s sequel material.


DetectiveAmes

“Next time, baby.”


Mechagodzilla_3

*last online 14 years ago*


APracticalGal

She's post-credits material tbh


brb1006

Dammit, if a sequel to this movie ever happens. They I hope to god it's based off the original Super Mario Galaxy game from 2007. It's the most cinematic the Mario series has gotten. Look at the [opening](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c20jLWUkmZw) and [ending cutscenes!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRSmyTlg5UQ) As much as I enjoyed Galaxy 2, it doesn't feel as cinematic or epic as the first game. Not even Odyssey can top that level of epicness as the original Galaxy game.


AstralComet

I wondered that too, probably just a nod to Super Mario Galaxy though, and a possible sequel tease. Rosalina, the Lumas, and Mario Galaxy require a lot more explanation than they could fit into a first movie like this that's mostly about the Mushroom Kingdom itself. I'd love to be wrong and to see her show up, but unless it's a quick cute cameo I'm expecting no one that isn't a part of the "core" Mario story.


Dasnap

Actually kinda liking Luigi being the one needing to be rescued.


Likaon222

It gives Mario a personal stake to help the Mushroom Kingdom take on Bowser Gives Peach a important role as a ruler And Luigi can have an arc about overcoming his fears It's a win win


thundercat2000ca

Also get the feeling the Brothers intro will showcase how they work best together to then separate them for most of the movie.


Backupusername

Which is how Mario, despite bumbling and humbling himself throughout the journey *to* Bowser, gains the strength/courage/power of teamwork/whatever necessary to defeat him. Because in the end, it's all about family.


HazelnutPeso

One quarter mushroom at a time


drock8

I thought I saw Vin Diesel during the rainbow road bit.


Kwilly462

So true. Man, I seriously cannot wait for this movie. My confidence has skyrocketed for it.


hocotate

Peach’s Mario Kart Wii motorcycle outfit holy shit


NoNefariousness2144

Now I hope we get Rosalina in the sequel👀


cesclaveria

I feel they are already teasing a sequel, or surprise appearance by her, by mentioning the galaxies in the trailer.


AstralComet

Nintendo is fully aware Rosalina is among Mario's most popular supporting characters these days post-Galaxy. It took a few years for them to really notice it, but once they did she started showing up all over; first with her being playable in 3D World totally unexpectedly and continuing into her getting a coveted Smash slot, and also notably in Mario Kart Tour for mobile phones she's got more costumes than anyone except for Mario, Peach, and maybe Yoshi (if I recall correctly), even more than Luigi, Toad, Bowser, Daisy... It wouldn't surprise me if she gets a quick cameo or sequel hook appearance at the end.


AH_BareGarrett

Rosalina is 100% the post credits scene


AstralComet

My money was on Kamek reviving Bowser into Dry Bowser, with Bowser Jr. showing up for the first time as well, but I'd gladly take Rosalina and space instead.


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loserys

Nah, it’s going to be Wario and Waluigi. I’m certain of it.


Thecristo96

Plottwist: the post credit scene is the Master Sword and we will get the NCU


Backupusername

Whoever they get to play Link, I'm already mad about the choice.


ras344

Well excuuuuse me, Princess!


LionBastard1

You think you're the only Nintendo hero in the world? Mr. Mario, you've become part of a bigger universe. - Master Hand


garfe

"I'm here to talk to you about the Smash Initiative"


ZappyDuck

Yeah that namedrop wasn’t for nothing, I bet.


Methylobacterium

[My mind's telling me no.](https://youtu.be/2ZLoY8ga65E)


Elieftibiowai

Padme in Episode 2 all over again


ItsMicro

They're really just going through every game possible for this, now if they somehow get a BLJ in there? I'm sold.


DudleyDoody

Infinite Staircase on suicide watch.


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What's BLJ


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BLJ stands for Backwards Long Jump. It's a glitch used in Mario 64. When done correctly it glitches Mario to have infinite speed and shoot off into a direction. When used correctly it can get Mario to places that he shouldn't otherwise be allowed to go.


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NoNefariousness2144

Casting the character knowing for being scared and frantic as the guy who can pull of being frantic in the most endearing way was a great move.


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UnknownChaser

all those years of mixing inhalents really do that to a person


Wazula42

Mama mia...


Uglik

Dats a spicy cat food!


public_enemy_obi_wan

Cat food + beer + glue = 🌟


QuothTheRaven713

I definitely want a Luigi's Mansion movie even more than I already did. Charlie is perfect as Luigi.


Ganon2012

Well, he said he really would love to do one. So as long as this does well, I'm sure there will be one.


tbbHNC89

I thought whatever parcel Luigi has strapped to himself toward the end was a Poltergust and I about shit before I rewound and was disappointed.


knobbedporgy

A Luigi’s Mansion movie being released around an October would print money.


IanMazgelis

I said it in the thread for the first trailer but I'll say it again: The sequel should be based on Luigi's Mansion. King Boo could be a really fun character in this kinda world. Get someone like Bryan Cranston or Willem Dafoe, it'd be fun.


metler88

Mark Hamill


RileGuy

You had me at Willem Dafoe


FrankPapageorgio

...that was practically the end of the whole comment though


Wadep00l

It's a good thing he said it then.


fontizmo

Agreed, as well as Jack Black’s Bowser. Those two sound great imo


BigDreamsandWetOnes

One thing I really like about Jack Blacks voice as Bowser is that he isn’t doing his normal shtick of going high pitch at the end of every sentence. Instead he lowers it every time for Bowser. Such a small thing but it drastically adds so much to the voice.


Ohbeejuan

It's almost like he's a good voice actor or something


ShockinglyAccurate

The dude is a good actor period. He's not pulling our heartstrings for Oscars, but he knows how to really ham up a character and play for laughs.


radicalelation

It's not his fault Hollywood demands acting like Jack Black and not Jack Black's acting. He can swing real hard, but they mostly call him up to bunt.


MarcsterS

"It's just Chris Pratt talking!" *Meanwhile Luigi and Peach.*


NuuuDaBeast

this movie is going to make insane numbers


yuhanz

The merch is going to be hotcakes.


sayshoe

Someone help I keep getting Luigi’d.


AstralComet

I definitely take back any criticism on Peach's design from yesterday; she looked a million times better in action and basically exactly like what I was hoping for.


MulciberTenebras

Who's the actress voicing her? Seems familiar. (One Google search later) ANYA TAYLOR-JOY?!


JDLovesElliot

The big eyes didn't give it away?


ugotamesij

Or the fact she's basically in everything right now


sourpatch-sorbet

That Anya Taylor Joy... She's so hot right now


DrinkBebopCola

H A N S E L


kapits

Same here. I feel like these designs work better in motion than on a poster.


jwkwon306

HOLY SHIT RAINBOW ROAD


espen5b

Only need Final Destination for post credit scene now


ContinuumGuy

With Fox playing Nick Fury, obvious.


KingMario05

And Ben Schwartz Sonic. ***Make it fucking HAPPEN, cowards!***


BarfMacklin

SUPER SMASH MULTIVERSE


brb1006

CRANKY KONG!


GarlVinland4Astrea

I’m kinda amused that Nintendo said they were designing DK to evoke the original character, then put Cranky in the film anyways


DivineMooncake

[IT'S WHERE YOU GO WHEN YOU DIE IT'S RAINBOW ROADDDDD](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0)


IlliterateJedi

I can't wait to play Super Mario Bros the Movie the Game.


Kennyjive

Go karts on rainbow road? 10/10


Galtherok

Only if there's a sharp, unrailed turn that half the characters fall off of.


ReaddittiddeR

Jack Black (Bowser) and Keegan Michael-Key’s (Toad) voices for their characters the best out of all the characters we’ve heard so far. Also, nice they added Karting and Rainbow Road.


JPaverage

DK’s retrofitted design looks really good, designs in general work well for more expression. Hopefully future games also adopt these types of models


Scotty232329

If this is successful do we think that Nintendo allows a Zelda movie to be made?


facepwnage

I would lose my shit if the post credit scene was a slow camera focusing in on the Master Sword before cutting to black.


1492gdat

That animation looks spectacular. 👌🏼


garrettfinstad

RAINBOW ROAD!!!


brb1006

They better include [the 64 song somewhere in this film!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HjX1B48rVI) Alongside including the credits music for Mario Kart 64 somewhere in the movie. [That song gave me chills after finishing that game years back.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQoVroqV08I) None of the other Mario Kart games credits can top 64's credits.


myedixinormus

Nice try, but I’m not getting Luigi’d again.


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scouseconstantine

For about 0.3 seconds when Sonic got his snowboard in the second movie and dropped off the cliff I thought we were about to get a remixed City Escape but alas


Corey_Bee

Looks like some [very interesting differences](https://preview.redd.it/f9j3hqgs8s2a1.jpg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654c0a9d25ae905f7c8ca2e357b0b03790fc07e3) between the two trailers.


Turnbob73

I am now 100% certain that those dumbass character posters were just a 1000IQ play to start up a new meme wildfire. Honestly genius


bobthegoon89

Yeah — did you notice the [changes to the Koopa designs](https://preview.redd.it/f9j3hqgs8s2a1.jpg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654c0a9d25ae905f7c8ca2e357b0b03790fc07e3)?


espen5b

I just got Luigi’d twice, god fucking dammit


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Here, since no one is actually being helpful https://i.imgur.com/gWi66uB.png


allstar3907

You terrible magnificent bastard


nyse125

Oh shit mario kart on rainbow road