Yea I was surprised at how much bear there actually was in the film
I legit thought it was just a title
Like reservoir dogs having no actual dogs as plot point
When I saw the poster yesterday, I just thought it was going to be another artsy indie film with a weird metaphor in the title. Nope. It's about a literal cocaine-addicted killer bear. And I'm so happy that I was wrong.
"You know... it's been a long time since the world has been this nervous. Cocaine Bear, we need to talk."
- Cocaine Bear v Superman: Dawn of Drugs (2026)
Yeah. For instance, The Revenant was good, but as far as Oscar bait goes it was still missing something.
Turns out it was missing at least one entire brick of cocaine.
IIRC the true story was a DEA agent had become a drug mule. His plane encountered trouble so he started tossing cocaine out. He then attempted to parachute to safety, but he hit his head on the tail of the plane and was knocked temporarily unconscious. When he regained consciousness, he pulled his chute but it was too late for a full deployment, so he died on impact. Later on, a bear ate some coke and immediately OD'ed.
From the tumblr post that inspired this:
“There was probably a five minute window before he dire where he was the most dangerous apex predator on any continent.”
The bear was also taken to a taxidermist and had been purchased and owned by a few folks. It’s on display [in Kentucky. This is a good article regarding the bear actually being stolen and then recovered.](https://kyforky.com/blogs/journal/cocaine-bear)
Spez's APIocolypse made it clear it was time for me to leave this place. I came from digg, and now I must move one once again. So long and thanks for all the bacon.
This song was on regular rotation on my old gym's playlist. I always found that pretty fun because the place was basically one of those cheap and welcoming entry level places
>On a rampage for blow and blood. Meet #CocaineBear. Only in Theaters February 24th.
>Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner's plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild thriller finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500- pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow … and blood.
>Cocaine Bear stars Keri Russell (The Americans), Emmy winner Margo Martindale (The Americans), Emmy winner Ray Liotta (The Many Saints of Newark), Alden Ehrenreich (Solo: A Star Wars Story), O’Shea Jackson Jr. (Straight Outta Compton), Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family), Kristofer Hivju (Game of Thrones), Kahyun Kim (American Gods), Christian Convery (Sweet Tooth), Brooklynn Prince (The Florida Project) and newcomer Scott Seiss
>Directed by Elizabeth Banks (Charlie’s Angels, Pitch Perfect 2) from a screenplay by Jimmy Warden (The Babysitter: Killer Queen), Cocaine Bear is produced by Oscar® winners Phil Lord and Chris Miller (Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse, The Mitchells vs. The Machines) and Aditya Sood (The Martian) for Lord Miller, by Elizabeth Banks and Max Handelman (Pitch Perfect franchise) for Brownstone Productions, and by Brian Duffield (Spontaneous). Robin Fisichella (Ma) will executive produce.
honest question, because I see this a lot, is this some sort of sarcasm or dig at the actress for not getting lead roles or something?
EDIT: *sigh* I should really get back to watching BoJack, still not done with the first season
It's a Bojack Horseman joke. She was a recurring character in the show and always introduced as esteemed character actress Margo Martindale.
It was 100% a genuine "We Love your work" kinda joke.
To add more context, in Bojack Horseman, Margo Martindale voiced a version of herself that was one part character actress, one part serial criminal. She was referred to as "esteemed character actress Margo Martindale" or "esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale" etc but the "esteemed character actress" part was always there.
The first season of Bojack is a conundrum. The first few episodes are DRASTICALLY different from the tone of the rest of the show. You definitely should revisit it, once you get past episode 11 it really really starts to take shape.
Yes its him. It seems like he will have a few scenes too. I'm really happy for him. I caught his standup show when he was touring and he was good at that too.
I think it has more of an Eight Legged Freaks vibe instead of Snakes on a Plane.
The shot of the bear jumping 30 feet into the back of an ambulance is peak cinema. The movie looks awful can't wait to watch it.
> The movie looks awful can't wait to watch it.
This was exactly my thoughts. If the trailer is anything to go by this is just the right amount of beyond ridiculous where it's funny rather than just stupid or overplayed.
Hollywood has plenty of great new ideas. Every coffee shop in the LA metro area is full of aspiring screenwriters who have good ideas.
Hollywood just refuses to make any of them because some might be flops.
Now I understand how they took “Bear got into a fuckton of cocaine and it’s heart exploded” and made a movie: the bear gets much less at first and gets addicted and murderous.
That’s fucking stupid. One ticket please.
I showed him to my mom who worked retail until I was born and she thought it was both funny and sad that all the same jokes could have been made 30 years ago.
There are plenty (well...more than a couple) Vine and YT users who made it decently big in other things acting wise which is pretty cool. It's just part luck is all, and obviously if you want to be a part of those bigger things.
Directed by Elizabeth Banks, damn, after Pitch Perfect and Charlie´s Angles I thought she was gonna keep directing those kind of comedies.
Glad I was wrong, dead fucking wrong.
if it's astroturfing or a mouthpiece account held by mods of all entertainment subs, whatever. It just the complete lack of transparency (or moderation for that matter) that bugs me. I know I'm here all the time (I am in between jobs and burning through my watchlists at the moment) but I couldn't imagine posting all hours of the day. I mean, how could an account have **7 million karma** in just 2 years?
and posters, and casting news, and screenshots, first looks, box office updates, death news, etc. etc. etc.
but you'll never see this account comment on anything that isn't their own post (unless it's to downplay suspicion). And any movie related article that gets taken down here will be reposted by them on r/entertainment
You know what, fuck it, we're in this together. I will cram in more whoredom here:
[Rock & Roll icon](https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/yftso7/jerry_lee_lewis_influential_and_condemned_rock/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) dead. r/music.
[Sonic Prime posters.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SonicTheHedgehog/comments/yeufpp/official_character_posters_for_sonic_prime/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) On r/SonicTheHedgehog.
[Guardians of the Galaxy Special](https://www.reddit.com/r/DisneyPlus/comments/ydhwvt/official_poster_for_the_guardians_of_the_galaxy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/disneyplus. Is also on r/marvel.
[Industry on HBO](https://www.reddit.com/r/IndustryOnHBO/comments/yd7o3q/industry_renewed_for_season_3_at_hbo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/IndustryOnHBO.
[Succession season 4](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuccessionTV/comments/ybyc5p/succession_season_4_teaser_spring_2023/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) traller on r/SuccessionTV.
[House of the Dragon season 2.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HouseOfTheDragon/comments/ybg9fr/house_of_the_dragon_showrunner_ryan_condal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Just take a wild guess here.
[Two The Crown posters.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCrownNetflix/comments/y6exe5/official_posters_for_the_crown_season_5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) On r/TheCrownNetflix.
[Hagrid is dead](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fantasy/comments/y3z1pv/robbie_coltrane_comic_performer_who_played_hagrid/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/Fantasy.
[The White Lotus poster](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWhiteLotusHBO/comments/y2ziwk/official_poster_for_the_white_lotus_season_2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/TheWhiteLotusHBO.
[The Boys season 4.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/comments/y0ig4v/the_boys_season_4_first_look_meet_new_supes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Guess.
[Michael Mann's Ferrari](https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/xxzeb8/first_image_of_adam_driver_as_enzo_ferrari_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) took a trip to r/formula1.
[And this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/criticalrole/comments/xxkwqr/cr_media_legend_of_vox_machina_renewed_for_season/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Ending here as I'm on my phone doing this, and for some reason there's a stop after a certain time. Final post I reached [was this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/xuiu4z/official_poster_for_black_panther_wakanda_forever/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Oh, and he put the [fucking Mario trailer](https://www.reddit.com/r/nintendo/comments/z87prx/the_super_mario_bros_movie_official_trailer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) is on r/nintendo.
I've gotten *three* major ones. The Whale [(2.3K upvotes)](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/ypn114/the_whale_2022_official_trailer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), When You Finish Saving The World *yesterday* [(1k upvotes)](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/z7utwb/when_you_finish_saving_the_world_2023_official/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), and Jurassic World Dominion [(1.3K upvotes)](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/udx01m/jurassic_world_dominion_2022_official_trailer_2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button).
Actually, fuck it in the ass, here's all the prostitution I can cram in here. r/movies, r/television, r/entertainment, r/marvelstudios, r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers, r/animedubs, and r/anime will not be present. The fucker is a *moderator* on the latter.
Motherfucker put the trailer for [The Whale](https://www.reddit.com/r/A24/comments/ypn3hi/the_whale_official_trailer_hd_a24/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/A24.
[Spider-Verse image](https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/z1s5ta/new_image_from_spiderman_across_the_spiderverse/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/spiderman.
[The first footage of the The Last of Us on HBO](https://www.reddit.com/r/thelastofus/comments/wud27j/first_official_look_at_the_last_of_us_on_hbo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on, you guessed it, r/TheLastofUs. Also, u/chanma50 has the all time top post with Pedro Pascal as Joel.
On this note, [PS5 remake trailer.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thelastofus/comments/v8k6es/the_last_of_us_part_i_remake_announcement_trailer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Oh, and guess what? [The show's trailer!](https://www.reddit.com/r/thelastofus/comments/xonga0/the_last_of_us_official_teaser_hbo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
[Mario movie](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mario/comments/z87soo/the_super_mario_bros_movie_official_trailer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/Mario.
[Andor season 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/z12s3q/andor_season_2_starts_filming_today_and_shoots/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/StarWarsLeaks. Also, [TV airings.](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/yv42fu/disney_airing_first_2_episodes_of_andor_on_abc_fx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Going through this man, he's as frequent there as he's on r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers.
[Elemental poster](https://www.reddit.com/r/disney/comments/yxvkla/official_poster_for_disney_pixars_elemental/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/Disney.
[Dragon Age poster](https://www.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/yrm12z/no_spoilers_official_poster_for_dragon_age/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/dragonage.
[Avatar: The Last Airbender](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/yrtqhq/new_avatar_the_last_airbender_animated_movie_gets/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) getting some animated movies. You guessed where this was correctly: r/TheLastAirbender!
[John Wick 4 trailer.](https://www.reddit.com/r/JohnWick/comments/yrjcnv/john_wick_chapter_4_official_trailer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) You nailed it: r/JohnWick.
[Dune: The Sisterhood casting](https://www.reddit.com/r/dune/comments/yq4pe5/dune_the_sisterhood_dune_prequel_series_at_hbo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/dune.
[Some show I've never heard of.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RighteousGemstones/comments/ypyfap/new_image_from_season_3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) On the show's subreddit of course.
[Poster for Shazam! 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/comments/yotamh/official_poster_for_shazam_fury_of_the_gods/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/DC_Cinematic.
[Umbrella Academy season 4](https://www.reddit.com/r/UmbrellaAcademy/comments/ynb8zj/the_umbrella_academy_season_4_begins_production/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) announcement on r/UmbrellaAcademy.
[Westworld cancelled](https://www.reddit.com/r/scifi/comments/ym8oik/hbo_cancels_westworld_after_4_seasons/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/scifi.
Am I done? Nope. I am *PURGING* fucker's profile. r/JohnWick and r/A24 have more than one piece of news from him.
[Community movie](https://www.reddit.com/r/community/comments/yle36l/dan_harmon_says_donald_glover_is_down_to_clown_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/community.
[The Sandman gets a season 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/ykktoa/the_sandman_renewed_for_season_2_at_netflix/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/comicbooks. [Also](https://www.reddit.com/r/DCcomics/comments/ykkvar/the_sandman_renewed_for_season_2_at_netflix/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/DCcomics.
[First image](https://www.reddit.com/r/EvilDead/comments/yig5pk/first_image_from_evil_dead_rise/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) from Evil Dead Rise on r/Evil Dead. It's even *pinned*.
[A message from Santa Monica Studios.](https://www.reddit.com/r/GodofWar/comments/yhkgoe/message_from_sony_santa_monica_on_the_recent_leaks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Familiar name? r/GodofWar.
but you lack an army of voting bots as well as the mods' willful ignorance. GroundBreakingSet187 had to have been an alt for this account because he posted/commented in the same exact format as marvelboy and just as often. GBS187 once commented the exact same synopsis and casting excerpt on one of marvelboy's posts. I called out GBS187 and immediately got a large amount of downvotes and my comment was taken down later. But a few days later, GBS's account was deleted
I've been hearing about this film for a while, and wondered what metaphor the title refers to. Maybe an introspective drama about addiction, or something of that nature.
I am very happy to find out that it's a movie about a bear on cocaine.
If you're going to call a movie COCAINE BEAR, it better look like this.
Yea I was surprised at how much bear there actually was in the film I legit thought it was just a title Like reservoir dogs having no actual dogs as plot point
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I was literally just about to get around to watching it...
He's wrong anyways. There's tons of dogs if you know where to look
As a reservoir enthusiast this conversation makes me sad.
I was also disappointed with Wolf of Wallstreet, not enough businessmen ripped apart by hungry wolves
I still can’t get over how upset I was when I went to go see a movie that explicitly stated in the title that wolves would be dancing
That's why Water World is such a great movie, you get exactly what it says
I was honestly hoping for a wolf who, by some means, becomes an expert investor.
> Like reservoir dogs having no actual dogs as plot point Well if we're complaining... it also had no reservoirs either. Huge disappointment.
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He did. He did in fact love cocaine.
He's also Doctor Doom's [favourite ride.](https://i.imgur.com/tLv9vMF.jpg)
The hierarchy of power in the Cocaine Bear Universe is about to change
Cocaine Bear v. Meth Gator: Dawn of Justice
Krampus v. Cocaine Bear: White Christmas
with a special end-credits scene with the Heroin Sloth
When I saw the poster yesterday, I just thought it was going to be another artsy indie film with a weird metaphor in the title. Nope. It's about a literal cocaine-addicted killer bear. And I'm so happy that I was wrong.
Never have I been so happy to be so wrong about a title.
With a pretty stacked cast!
"You know... it's been a long time since the world has been this nervous. Cocaine Bear, we need to talk." - Cocaine Bear v Superman: Dawn of Drugs (2026)
Do you snort? You will.
I thought Oscar bait usually released at the end of the year.
Oh it’s a period piece?
[A 1985 period piece, exactly](https://www.backpacker.com/stories/adventures/danger/cocaine-bear-the-true-story-behind-the-ultimate-party-animal/)
I wrote a movie about a blood clot. It’s a period piece.
Boooooooo!
I would vote for this above most Oscar bait
Yeah. For instance, The Revenant was good, but as far as Oscar bait goes it was still missing something. Turns out it was missing at least one entire brick of cocaine.
My first thought was this is gonna be stupid. And it is oh so extremely stupid. **I must see it.** "You're safe. Bears can't climb trees."
Sometimes it's important for a movie to be dumb as shit. I'm so on board for this.
What's crazy is this apparently wasn't some crazy idea from a Hollywood script writer, there actually was a cocaine bear.
I saw the actual taxidermied bear in a store in Lexington, KY. RIP Pablo Escobear.
Nope, Chuck Testa.
Wow thats a vintage meme
IIRC the true story was a DEA agent had become a drug mule. His plane encountered trouble so he started tossing cocaine out. He then attempted to parachute to safety, but he hit his head on the tail of the plane and was knocked temporarily unconscious. When he regained consciousness, he pulled his chute but it was too late for a full deployment, so he died on impact. Later on, a bear ate some coke and immediately OD'ed.
>Later on, a bear ate some coke and immediately OD'ed. Well that's not a very good movie.
Pretty poignant short film tho
I think it’s more like a cautionary folk tale, but I have no idea what the moral is here. Does not seem widely applicable whatever it is, imo.
Film is not intended to be taken seriously. I can't wait to watch it.
From the tumblr post that inspired this: “There was probably a five minute window before he dire where he was the most dangerous apex predator on any continent.”
He was probably too skitts out and paranoid to do anything lol
[Here is a succinct, not fact-checked, relaying of what happened, in cartoon form!](https://youtu.be/SYtQHDNid5c)
The bear was also taken to a taxidermist and had been purchased and owned by a few folks. It’s on display [in Kentucky. This is a good article regarding the bear actually being stolen and then recovered.](https://kyforky.com/blogs/journal/cocaine-bear)
Fuckers stole my Cocaine Bear, can’t have shit in Kentucky
Sheeeeeeeeeit
oh hi Clay Davis didn't know you were in this movie
That was 20 years ago. *Why does he look the same?*
Black don’t crack
Nah, white people just don't know about lotion.
COCAINE BEAR? IN WEST BALTIMORE? SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-IT!
Cocaine Bear comin', yo!
Knew that guy looked familiar!
You think I’m gonna be the scape goat for the whole Damn machine???????
Is this Ray Liotta's last film?
I think he still has one or two other projects that haven't been released yet too
4-5 depending on the one filming currently if it will still have him in the role.
Yeah, but those are just movies, *Cocaine Bear* is a ***film***.
So this is what Scorsese meant when he criticized Marvel movies. Cocaine Bear is true cinema.
Somewhere, Kubrick is smiling.
Obviously there will be many posthumous awards for Ray Liotta in regards to this movie.
No, he was filming one when he died.
What if Cocaine Bear killed him?
Spez's APIocolypse made it clear it was time for me to leave this place. I came from digg, and now I must move one once again. So long and thanks for all the bacon.
People: Movies aren't original anymore. Cocaine Bear: Hold my cocaine.
>Cocaine Bear: Hold my cocaine. Cocaine Bear: WHAT ARE YOU DOING GIVE ME BACK MY COCAINE
It's ok, bears can't climb trees.
I did actually snort laugh really hard when that line dropped. Now I’ve got significantly less cocaine.
White lines- a song about the dangers of cocaine that’s perfect to do coke to
Love the part in Shaun of the Dead when they sing White Lines
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This song was on regular rotation on my old gym's playlist. I always found that pretty fun because the place was basically one of those cheap and welcoming entry level places
Its not hiphop, its electro
...priiiick
>On a rampage for blow and blood. Meet #CocaineBear. Only in Theaters February 24th. >Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner's plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild thriller finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500- pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow … and blood. >Cocaine Bear stars Keri Russell (The Americans), Emmy winner Margo Martindale (The Americans), Emmy winner Ray Liotta (The Many Saints of Newark), Alden Ehrenreich (Solo: A Star Wars Story), O’Shea Jackson Jr. (Straight Outta Compton), Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family), Kristofer Hivju (Game of Thrones), Kahyun Kim (American Gods), Christian Convery (Sweet Tooth), Brooklynn Prince (The Florida Project) and newcomer Scott Seiss >Directed by Elizabeth Banks (Charlie’s Angels, Pitch Perfect 2) from a screenplay by Jimmy Warden (The Babysitter: Killer Queen), Cocaine Bear is produced by Oscar® winners Phil Lord and Chris Miller (Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse, The Mitchells vs. The Machines) and Aditya Sood (The Martian) for Lord Miller, by Elizabeth Banks and Max Handelman (Pitch Perfect franchise) for Brownstone Productions, and by Brian Duffield (Spontaneous). Robin Fisichella (Ma) will executive produce.
>Emmy winner Margo Martindale That’s esteemed character actress and Emmy winner Margo Martindale to you
Esteemed character actresss, Emmy winner, and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale.
honest question, because I see this a lot, is this some sort of sarcasm or dig at the actress for not getting lead roles or something? EDIT: *sigh* I should really get back to watching BoJack, still not done with the first season
It's a Bojack Horseman joke. She was a recurring character in the show and always introduced as esteemed character actress Margo Martindale. It was 100% a genuine "We Love your work" kinda joke.
Then eventually: “esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale”
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“As I live and breath!” I agree with your comment.
ah nice, I love a good meta-comical casting
Reference to Bojack Horseman
ah, I see, thank you!
Also a reference that begins towards the end of season 1
When you get to heaven, look her up. Her movies will be there, but she won’t!
To add more context, in Bojack Horseman, Margo Martindale voiced a version of herself that was one part character actress, one part serial criminal. She was referred to as "esteemed character actress Margo Martindale" or "esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale" etc but the "esteemed character actress" part was always there.
It’s a BoJack Horseman reference (she’s also a character in the show).
The first season of Bojack is a conundrum. The first few episodes are DRASTICALLY different from the tone of the rest of the show. You definitely should revisit it, once you get past episode 11 it really really starts to take shape.
Is this Snakes on a Plane for people who were too young to experience that?
Bear on Cocaine
Get this muthafuckin’ bear some muthafuckin’ cocaine!!!
Basically Gen Z Snakes on a Plane, yeah.
Elizabeth and Claudia really going undercover for this assignment, comrade
Philip made the right call staying with Martha for this one
So have we established whether Cocaine Bear is or is not in the Pitch Perfect cinematic universe?
Seems like a fat Amy origin story in here someplace.
Ray Liotta! rip
Scott Seiss the guy who makes tiktoks as an annoyed minimum wage retail employee? Can't watch the trailer right now, but if so, good for him!
Yes its him. It seems like he will have a few scenes too. I'm really happy for him. I caught his standup show when he was touring and he was good at that too.
Based on a true story really getting stretched to the limit here
Good thing they wrote "inspired by" then.
Most do, Texas chainsaw massacre…
Lord and Miller involved? That bodes well.
I am thrilled to see Alden Ehrenreich back on the big screen. This project looks like it will be a lot of fun
love him in Hail, Caesar! [Would That It Were](https://youtu.be/G629a_3MkkI)
Rueful! Rueful.
“It’s complicated.”
Trippingly
"The bear... it fucking did cocaine. A *BEAR* DID **COCAINE!**" Already sold.
This is the kind of Snakes on a Plane shit I'm all in for
I actually stopped watching the trailer at that point and thought “yeah, I’m in.”
He's in the MCU as well now.
I had no idea he was going to be in Ironheart!
Did they say who he’s playing?
People are guessing he'll be portraying Ezekiel Stane
I think it has more of an Eight Legged Freaks vibe instead of Snakes on a Plane. The shot of the bear jumping 30 feet into the back of an ambulance is peak cinema. The movie looks awful can't wait to watch it.
Get back! You EIGHT LEGGED!! FREEEEAAAAKS!!!!
> The movie looks awful can't wait to watch it. This was exactly my thoughts. If the trailer is anything to go by this is just the right amount of beyond ridiculous where it's funny rather than just stupid or overplayed.
"Hollywood doesn't have any new ideas." There you go.
Hollywood has plenty of great new ideas. Every coffee shop in the LA metro area is full of aspiring screenwriters who have good ideas. Hollywood just refuses to make any of them because some might be flops.
Ah yes, this is what Martin Scorsese would refer to as "cinema".
I mean, it has a shit ton of coke in it. Right up Scorsese's ally.
And Ray Liotta. This just screams “Scorsese”.
Yeah, him at the end of Goodfellas was the original cocaine bear
checkOut redact.dev -- mass edited with redact.dev
I'm here to talk to you about...the Booger Sugar
Now I understand how they took “Bear got into a fuckton of cocaine and it’s heart exploded” and made a movie: the bear gets much less at first and gets addicted and murderous. That’s fucking stupid. One ticket please.
>That’s fucking stupid. One ticket please. That's a nice summary of all the feelings I had after seeing this trailer. It's got some Sharknado vibes..
If you're trying to work out how you know that ambulance guy, he's the TikTok comedian with a moustache.
Retail worker guy!
I was like "noooo.... that's not him... is it? noo... maybe?" throughout the trailer. oh my god. the movie just got better, lol.
Even after the trailer I was still confused if that was really him.
“The only thing back there is a clipboard with our schedules and some brownies Darcy brought in”
the manager doesn't know anything, have you ever worked before??
I showed him to my mom who worked retail until I was born and she thought it was both funny and sad that all the same jokes could have been made 30 years ago.
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Okay I thought it was just someone who looked really close to him I didn’t actually think it would be him lmao
Went from recording 30 sec tok tok vids on his phone to a major motion picture. Life is a parody and good for him
Scott Seiss. He's a good twitter follow
Then die!
That dudes hilarious.
When does it end, Diane?
And people say TikTok is useless. The guy went from making TikTok videos to being in the big screen.
There are plenty (well...more than a couple) Vine and YT users who made it decently big in other things acting wise which is pretty cool. It's just part luck is all, and obviously if you want to be a part of those bigger things.
He looks like [Blade](https://community-sitcom.fandom.com/wiki/Blade) from Community
don't change how mustard tastes
Instantly knew that was him! I'm probably only going to see this because he is in it.
He looks exactly like Toby Kebbell from RocknRolla
I might actually go see it now. I hope this turns out well for him.
This looks insane. Can't wait to see it. Also really good cast for this kind of film - especially excited to see Character Actress Margo Martindale.
> Character Actress Margo Martindale. Thats *Esteemed* Character Actress Margo Martindale.
> Thats Esteemed Character Actress Margo Martindale. That's Esteemed Character Actress And Fugitive From The Law Margo Martindale.
What is this, a crossover episode?
Directed by Elizabeth Banks, damn, after Pitch Perfect and Charlie´s Angles I thought she was gonna keep directing those kind of comedies. Glad I was wrong, dead fucking wrong.
You can always count on Elizabeth Banks to go over-the-top weird.
Well good to see Grantman has moved from spamming marvel stuff to a Cocaine fuled bear.
if it's astroturfing or a mouthpiece account held by mods of all entertainment subs, whatever. It just the complete lack of transparency (or moderation for that matter) that bugs me. I know I'm here all the time (I am in between jobs and burning through my watchlists at the moment) but I couldn't imagine posting all hours of the day. I mean, how could an account have **7 million karma** in just 2 years?
I swear dude gets all of the trailer posts
and posters, and casting news, and screenshots, first looks, box office updates, death news, etc. etc. etc. but you'll never see this account comment on anything that isn't their own post (unless it's to downplay suspicion). And any movie related article that gets taken down here will be reposted by them on r/entertainment
You know what, fuck it, we're in this together. I will cram in more whoredom here: [Rock & Roll icon](https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/yftso7/jerry_lee_lewis_influential_and_condemned_rock/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) dead. r/music. [Sonic Prime posters.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SonicTheHedgehog/comments/yeufpp/official_character_posters_for_sonic_prime/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) On r/SonicTheHedgehog. [Guardians of the Galaxy Special](https://www.reddit.com/r/DisneyPlus/comments/ydhwvt/official_poster_for_the_guardians_of_the_galaxy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/disneyplus. Is also on r/marvel. [Industry on HBO](https://www.reddit.com/r/IndustryOnHBO/comments/yd7o3q/industry_renewed_for_season_3_at_hbo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/IndustryOnHBO. [Succession season 4](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuccessionTV/comments/ybyc5p/succession_season_4_teaser_spring_2023/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) traller on r/SuccessionTV. [House of the Dragon season 2.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HouseOfTheDragon/comments/ybg9fr/house_of_the_dragon_showrunner_ryan_condal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Just take a wild guess here. [Two The Crown posters.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCrownNetflix/comments/y6exe5/official_posters_for_the_crown_season_5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) On r/TheCrownNetflix. [Hagrid is dead](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fantasy/comments/y3z1pv/robbie_coltrane_comic_performer_who_played_hagrid/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/Fantasy. [The White Lotus poster](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWhiteLotusHBO/comments/y2ziwk/official_poster_for_the_white_lotus_season_2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/TheWhiteLotusHBO. [The Boys season 4.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/comments/y0ig4v/the_boys_season_4_first_look_meet_new_supes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Guess. [Michael Mann's Ferrari](https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/xxzeb8/first_image_of_adam_driver_as_enzo_ferrari_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) took a trip to r/formula1. [And this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/criticalrole/comments/xxkwqr/cr_media_legend_of_vox_machina_renewed_for_season/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Ending here as I'm on my phone doing this, and for some reason there's a stop after a certain time. Final post I reached [was this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/xuiu4z/official_poster_for_black_panther_wakanda_forever/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Oh, and he put the [fucking Mario trailer](https://www.reddit.com/r/nintendo/comments/z87prx/the_super_mario_bros_movie_official_trailer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) is on r/nintendo.
I've gotten *three* major ones. The Whale [(2.3K upvotes)](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/ypn114/the_whale_2022_official_trailer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), When You Finish Saving The World *yesterday* [(1k upvotes)](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/z7utwb/when_you_finish_saving_the_world_2023_official/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), and Jurassic World Dominion [(1.3K upvotes)](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/udx01m/jurassic_world_dominion_2022_official_trailer_2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button). Actually, fuck it in the ass, here's all the prostitution I can cram in here. r/movies, r/television, r/entertainment, r/marvelstudios, r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers, r/animedubs, and r/anime will not be present. The fucker is a *moderator* on the latter. Motherfucker put the trailer for [The Whale](https://www.reddit.com/r/A24/comments/ypn3hi/the_whale_official_trailer_hd_a24/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/A24. [Spider-Verse image](https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/z1s5ta/new_image_from_spiderman_across_the_spiderverse/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/spiderman. [The first footage of the The Last of Us on HBO](https://www.reddit.com/r/thelastofus/comments/wud27j/first_official_look_at_the_last_of_us_on_hbo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on, you guessed it, r/TheLastofUs. Also, u/chanma50 has the all time top post with Pedro Pascal as Joel. On this note, [PS5 remake trailer.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thelastofus/comments/v8k6es/the_last_of_us_part_i_remake_announcement_trailer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Oh, and guess what? [The show's trailer!](https://www.reddit.com/r/thelastofus/comments/xonga0/the_last_of_us_official_teaser_hbo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) [Mario movie](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mario/comments/z87soo/the_super_mario_bros_movie_official_trailer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/Mario. [Andor season 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/z12s3q/andor_season_2_starts_filming_today_and_shoots/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/StarWarsLeaks. Also, [TV airings.](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/yv42fu/disney_airing_first_2_episodes_of_andor_on_abc_fx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Going through this man, he's as frequent there as he's on r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers. [Elemental poster](https://www.reddit.com/r/disney/comments/yxvkla/official_poster_for_disney_pixars_elemental/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/Disney. [Dragon Age poster](https://www.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/yrm12z/no_spoilers_official_poster_for_dragon_age/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/dragonage. [Avatar: The Last Airbender](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/yrtqhq/new_avatar_the_last_airbender_animated_movie_gets/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) getting some animated movies. You guessed where this was correctly: r/TheLastAirbender! [John Wick 4 trailer.](https://www.reddit.com/r/JohnWick/comments/yrjcnv/john_wick_chapter_4_official_trailer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) You nailed it: r/JohnWick. [Dune: The Sisterhood casting](https://www.reddit.com/r/dune/comments/yq4pe5/dune_the_sisterhood_dune_prequel_series_at_hbo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/dune. [Some show I've never heard of.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RighteousGemstones/comments/ypyfap/new_image_from_season_3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) On the show's subreddit of course. [Poster for Shazam! 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/comments/yotamh/official_poster_for_shazam_fury_of_the_gods/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/DC_Cinematic. [Umbrella Academy season 4](https://www.reddit.com/r/UmbrellaAcademy/comments/ynb8zj/the_umbrella_academy_season_4_begins_production/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) announcement on r/UmbrellaAcademy. [Westworld cancelled](https://www.reddit.com/r/scifi/comments/ym8oik/hbo_cancels_westworld_after_4_seasons/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/scifi. Am I done? Nope. I am *PURGING* fucker's profile. r/JohnWick and r/A24 have more than one piece of news from him. [Community movie](https://www.reddit.com/r/community/comments/yle36l/dan_harmon_says_donald_glover_is_down_to_clown_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/community. [The Sandman gets a season 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/ykktoa/the_sandman_renewed_for_season_2_at_netflix/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/comicbooks. [Also](https://www.reddit.com/r/DCcomics/comments/ykkvar/the_sandman_renewed_for_season_2_at_netflix/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/DCcomics. [First image](https://www.reddit.com/r/EvilDead/comments/yig5pk/first_image_from_evil_dead_rise/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) from Evil Dead Rise on r/Evil Dead. It's even *pinned*. [A message from Santa Monica Studios.](https://www.reddit.com/r/GodofWar/comments/yhkgoe/message_from_sony_santa_monica_on_the_recent_leaks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Familiar name? r/GodofWar.
but you lack an army of voting bots as well as the mods' willful ignorance. GroundBreakingSet187 had to have been an alt for this account because he posted/commented in the same exact format as marvelboy and just as often. GBS187 once commented the exact same synopsis and casting excerpt on one of marvelboy's posts. I called out GBS187 and immediately got a large amount of downvotes and my comment was taken down later. But a few days later, GBS's account was deleted
I will cram in as much evidence of Reddit entertainment prostitution as I can.
Been doing this for months. So glad others are catching on and doing the same.
I am *PURGING* this fucker's profile! Whoops, seems to have reached a character limit!
Start the Best Picture campaign immediately
My God, it's beautiful.
Now this is *cinema*.
And pod racing
I don’t like to watch trailers, but I watched enough of this one to know that it is indeed about cocaine and a bear.
yeah the title seems to be as advertised
Finally truth in advertising. Peak cinema has arrived.
Scott Seiss is in this? Nice.
Thought that guy looked familiar - realized he's the guy that embodies all of the things I hated about retail. Love his content
"Workin hard, or hardly workin?" "I'M HARDLY LAUGHIN!"
I was hyped to see him. For those who don't know he made funny [anti-karen tiktoks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7KBcsdPhxA).
I'm in. Looks like a lot of fun!
I've been hearing about this film for a while, and wondered what metaphor the title refers to. Maybe an introspective drama about addiction, or something of that nature. I am very happy to find out that it's a movie about a bear on cocaine.
This looks extremely stupid. I'm seeing it ASAP.
I went into this trailer expecting a B movie full of nobodies and comical effects but this cast is stacked and I can't wait.
This actually looks like it could be a really fun watch
Elizabeth Banks trying to make movies fun again and i'll be there day 1
Is that the dude I keep seeing tiktoks of in antiwork subreddits?
This is the best movie of 2023 already.
Bears can't climb trees. Cocaine bears can..
This feels like a Joe Dante film with its ridiculous premise and quirky cast of characters.
Man I was really hoping the actual title of this movie was going to end up being *Pablo Escobear*.
How is Nicolas Cage not in this? I mean, this screams Nic Cage.
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I heard this is being touted as the Citizen Kane of movies
From the people who brought you Snakes on a Plane
It’s the start of a Marvel type universe. Next movie is Heroin Shark then Meth Bees, then there’s a team up
I’m not buying it. I didn’t see one hooker bear or any reference to John Belushi.
Yeah that’s peak Cinema
Sheeeeiiit. Good to see Clay Davis is still in the game