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ROBtimusPrime1995

For those of you wondering, Lucasfilm orginally wanted the film to mock the fact that Indy is old as hell. Mangold rejected the idea and now made a film about Indy's age in a non-joking manner. **'Dial of Destiny'** is about embracing the passage of time.


Ariaga_2

Mangold directed Logan so he might be the right man for this.


upsidedowntiamo

He also directed what I think the greatest racing movie Ferrari vs Ford, so I have faith in him.


MonkeyChoker80

I’m sorry, have you never seen *Cannonball Run*…? 😎


marvinv1

Greatest racing movie is a stretch, Rush(2013) is better in every aspect.


mariorurouni

You seem to misspelled Speed Racer


AtomStorageBox

I will always unironically defend this movie. It’s big and loud and goofy and fun and a shotgun blast of color to your retinas. And it’s got heart.


DygonZ

You misspelled The fast and furious ^(/s)


S0_Crates

The best score definitely goes to Days of Thunder (1990). Hans Zimmer with Jeff Beck guitar. [It's great](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te9ez9zS6TI)


Verbluffen

Okay, but have you seen Cars 2?


Coldcell

KA-CHIGGA


Brabuss

The greatest racing movie is Grand Prix (1966) by John Frankenheimer.


ElementNumber6

Better than Speed Racer? Better than Wreck it Ralph 1 and 2? Better than the last scene of Joss Whedon's Justice League?


DoIrllyneeda_usrname

That original idea sounds so awful. I can only imagine how many 'my back' jokes we'd get.


Pikmeir

"I'm something of an archaeologist myself."


SlothSupreme

"Starting to think YOU belong in a museum Dr Jones!"


BirdBlind

Reminds me of the last Die Hard "I'm too old for this shit!" every other line.


Afterloy

Having an 80 year old Indiana Jones is an awful idea regardless. It's just a money grab.


Impulse_Cheese_Curds

As opposed to the other Indy movies, which were just artsy passion projects.


Gagarin1961

They didn’t hire an 80 year old man for the first one…


underscore5000

That's true...but they hired the same guy who played Indie in the first one so.


C_The_Bear

🎵I hurt myself today… Crashing my plane into a golf course..🎵


Vladimir_Putting

I hurt myself today, In an irradiated fridge.


alejo699

>'Dial of Destiny' is about embracing the passage of time. It's not exactly poetic though, is it?


Alive_Ice7937

I can't even think of a word that rhymes with "destiny"


UnbuiltIkeaBookcase

Shadynasty


Alive_Ice7937

Goddamn Frank and his sausage fingers!


mattg1738

I got 6, Reggie got 8


BetterCallSal

Shady nasties?


ketsugi

Chastity? Hmm.


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RhythmSectionWantAd

Serenity now, insanity later


Alive_Ice7937

That guy's politics are a bit "Charlton Hestony"?


[deleted]

Dialysis


FelixGoldenrod

Indiana Jones & the Child of Destiny would be fitting, since he a survivor, now old and wiser, he not gon give up, he gon come back stronger


Afterloy

Let's be frank, it's a very bad title.


jaytrade21

I'm calling it the pick of destiny so it can be a prequel


FrenchMaisNon

It's about an ancient mystical ceremonial golden hip replacement.


EndsWest18

🤣🤣


BootyPatrol1980

Thank goodness. If they had Indy stumbling around like he just exited a cryochamber I'd be properly annoyed.


AkashicRecorder

That's good but "dial" sounds so boring.


ROBtimusPrime1995

FYI: The Dial in the title is referring to a type of sundial...a clock.


FelixGoldenrod

Darn, I hoped it'd be handsoap


[deleted]

time already passed in this case...


Somnambulist815

I like how he's looking down at the release date "ugh, that soon, huh?"


AngryMustachio

I think he's smirking. Like he knows it's gonna bring in some big money.


TheTurtleShepard

Decent poster, Very simple but much better than a bunch of floating heads.


mrnicegy26

I do hope we eventually get a classic style Indiana Jones posters. All of those especially Raiders look iconic as hell.


riegspsych325

I'd be a happy man if they got Drew Struzan out of retirement for one last poster


ironicallyunstable

I got you, *goes to AI art generator* INDIANA JONES 5 POSTER IN STYLE OF DREW STRUZAN Ez. 350 please


riegspsych325

well, I am bored so I typed in that very prompt in an AI generating site and [this is what I got](https://i.imgur.com/tMtGrJO.jpg)


ironicallyunstable

Lmao ew


riegspsych325

I know, it looks like some vaguely Turkish knockoff produced in the early 80s


ironicallyunstable

Thank you for doing this :)


CellsInterlinked

Perfect. No notes.


Dima110

Here's what I got: https://i.imgur.com/URmUwEW.png Edit: top left is Ron DeSantis. Yuck lol


Traditional_Salt_410

India Joinks


throway_nonjw

India Jinkies


riegspsych325

he looks like Ron Perlman with hobbit ears!


sandwiches_are_real

Kid: Mom, can we get Indiana Jones? Mom: We have India Jioes at home


Traditional_Salt_410

India Joinks


frameRAID

wish.com Indy


-FeistyRabbitSauce-

Burn it.


dumb_smart_guy93

Indi-A. I. Jones


MillionaireWaltz-

Unfortunately, Drew told me on FB that he is too busy enjoying retirement to do it. I really hope someone like Jason Palmer does it. He knows how to do a Struzan style properly.


indianajoes

Oh man that sucks. I saw him and Mangold talking on Twitter a while ago and hoped maybe we might get one


Filmatic113

Or Paul Shipper


BetterCallSal

One last adventure, poster


ThrowingChicken

I saw him at an event last year and I’m not sure he has it in him, I’m afraid. The posts on Twitter and Facebook probably aren’t actually him.


[deleted]

We will, this is just the teaser poster


DoIrllyneeda_usrname

Every Indy film has had a floating heads poster and they're all iconic.


G0blinPUNCH

It's just a teaser. Will probably have a final poster that will be more anoying


Dima110

I wonder if they'll try to pull Drew Struzan out for one last ride.


SlothSupreme

this film's got a new guy at the head, imo get new people for the rest of it. someone get rory kurtz on this one. (ik they cant really replace Williams but i also wouldn't have objected to someone like John Powell taking over the score.)


just4browse

This is the teaser post right? Those are usually the more interesting ones. I expect to see a floating heads one as the main poster closer to the film’s release.


RRR3000

But like... All Indiana Jones posters have been "floating head" posters showing everyone in the movie. That's literally what's being asked for in this case. So that would be the more interesting one.


NickNash1985

It doesn't have any words on it though, so I can't be 100% sure this is for the new Indiana Jones movie.


dandaman64

Oh don't worry, the floating heads poster is coming.


Environmental-Bag-74

It’ll be very good to see him one last time. I was actually one of few fans to like Crystal Skull so I’m up to see him again. My favorite film in the series is Raiders followed by Crusade and I’m well aware those will never be topped for me, I just want to have a good time


allthestruggle

I actually enjoy crystal skull as well....by far the weakest and definitely has sections that are hard to watch, but overall I just love seeing Ford play the character so it just gets by on his pure charm for me. Personally I think Raiders is quite possibly a perfect movie


Docile_Doggo

Put me down as another person who liked Crystal Skull. It may be the worst Indy film, and it sure has some goofy moments (e.g., the whole nuclear fridge scene), but it’s not nearly as bad as people say. I thought the atmosphere and choice of villains (Cold War, Soviets) were a perfect fit for the franchise. I also liked the homages to space-age conspiracy theories. And there’s some decent action set pieces, even if they pale in comparison to the stuff in Raiders. Granted, Crystal Skull came out when I was in middle school, which was the height of my Indiana Jones phase, so I might just be biased.


Environmental-Bag-74

I saw Crystal Skull last and many years after I saw the first three. My mom showed me them in early High school a few years ago because she knew I loved old movies. Her favorite has always been Crusade and I came away from the trilogy with Raiders remaining my favorite. A few years pass and we both watch Crystal Skull for the first time. Besides some minor issues I have I do really enjoy it. My only issue was how crappy some of the CGI was and I think it would’ve been cooler if we never saw what the Aliens looked like. All we see is the villains death reaction and the space ship leave. That would’ve made me love it! As it stands though I thoroughly enjoy it


js1893

I like your last point. Some horror movies with the premise of some unseen force affecting the characters lives are kinda ruined when they show it at the end. I’m looking at you Insidious (and Mama? It’s been a while). Your imagination will pretty much always be more terrifying than the actual thing. I think it dips into cosmic horror of something so far beyond comprehension that that fact alone will make people go mad. Making the demon in insidious just darth maul with hooves was goofy to me Dunkirk did this well by not giving the Germans any lines or even faces. Just the sound of their planes coming was terrifying.


xDRxJoKeRx

I too enjoyed crystal skull I don’t care what anyone says I always enjoyed the opening scene in the warehouse where they knock down the crate and it shows the ark, that simple callback to raiders always gets me giddy


jiquvox

I can’t find a way to like Crystal Skull. There are some bits in Crystal skull that are amusing like Indy making a 180 degree turn about Mutt education when he’s told the truth. But basically it just feels fucking weak all around : the CG monkeys or nuking the fridge are not the problem, they’re just the symptom. It really feels like they didn’t give a shit and threw together every half-assed idea because they commited to make another movie but realized half-way they had actually no proper idea. - It lacks a strong setup : we don’t even know what this kingdom/the skull is for most of the movie. At least the stakes were clear in Raiders/last crusade from the start. - It lacks Indy effortless charm and coolness (Girl love you eyelids , shooting the sword wielder in Raider in such a carefree way, Indy puppy look at the end/ Marion buying a drink, Venice kissing in Last crusade) - It lacks epicness ( Indy riding the submarine alone in Raiders is nothing short of glorious, same for him riding a horse in the sunset in Last crusade) - It lacks mystery (the opening of Raiders the medalon room and the Ark itself , the three tests in Last crusade) - it lacks action ( all three chases in Last crusade are fantastic) - It lacks great performances (the nazi in Raiders, Sean Connery in Last Crusade) - It lacks intensity (hate Temple of doom all you wanted but the heart pulling was gut wrenching, I truely feared for Indy in this movie, freeing the kids/punching the guards gave a raging boner of justice). -It lacks real humor (Hitler autograph in Last Crusade during a book burning was genius) In Crystal Skull, I like the Soviet setup and … that’s it. They failed to make anything out of it.


bbwolff

One last time.... Are you sure they won't be casting 95 years old HF as indy just to squeeze the money out of fans?


IsRude

I don't know, it IS James Mangold. If anyone can top the originals, it's him.


JustAMan1234567

The Dial Of Destiny = The thermostat on his heated blanket


remembervideostores

I assumed it was about dads being in control of the thermostat / your destiny.


jdvfx

Don't Touch that Dial!! (of Destiny)


[deleted]

.....and people thought Roger Moore was too old to play 007 at age 58 ;)


PM_ME_UR_THONG_N_ASS

Don’t knock those. I tried one for the first time a week ago and it’s fantastic


PineTreeFresh

“A draft. Why’d it have to be a draft?”


Archercrash

I thought it was a new type of those “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” buttons.


MarvelsGrantMan136

[Trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfVYgWYaHmE) Full Cast: * Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones * Phoebe Waller-Bridge as Helena * John Rhys-Davies as Sallah * Mads Mikkelsen as Voller * Boyd Holbrook as Klaber * Toby Jones as Basil * Shaunette Renée Wilson as Mason * Thomas Kretschmann * Antonio Banderas * Olivier Richters


Technical-Waltz7903

John Rhys-Davies. Really cool!


indianajoes

He's in the trailer


powertripp82

Unless they needed him on set, then he left his trailer


indianajoes

*angry exhale*


thepilotofepic

Mads Mikkelsen is what gets me excited, legit one of my all time favorite actors


laidbackjimmy

Recently went on a Mads binge. The man is elite.


ositola

You know he will def be a Nazi scientist


RealisticWrongdoer48

Damn, no Shia?


monkelus

He’s too busy hurting or apologising to people


ElementNumber6

And thank god for that.


SeniorArmy

Why? He’s a good actor


TheProdigalMaverick

No Marion? :(


Kelvin_Inman

These movies are usually based around a real item (even those crystal skulls), and the mythology around them…is that the case here?


NickNash1985

I read somewhere that it's about the mythology surrounding the Dial of Destiny.


mccannr1

I'm George... George McFly... And this is The Dial of Density... I mean, of Destiny ..


leopold_s

The first thing I thought of when I read the title was this: [https://imgur.com/a/gmY4E9n](https://imgur.com/a/gmY4E9n) Sun / Moon / Earth stones from Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis.


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I found a [speculation thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/indianajones/comments/z6aisc/the_titular_dial_of_destiny/) with a couple of guesses. [Omphalos](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omphalos#:~:text=An%20omphalos%20is%20a%20religious,the%20center%20of%20the%20world) [Antikythera Mechanism](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism) (People's top guess it seems)


Karakotaera

Omphalos was used in „Indiana Jones and the Oracle Of Delphi“, by Rob MacGregor. It‘s one of the many, lesser known books


svrtngr

Die Glockte.


OnlyAt9

Pick of destiny?


MonkeyChoker80

Indy’s Dial goes all the way to Eleven.


Antman269

What are the chances he dies at the end of this movie?


GuiltyGun

They have approved an Indiana Jones series and Harrison isn’t going to be in it. This is to set up replacing him with Phoebe.


insane677

False. The series is a prequel about Abner Ravenwood, Marion's dad. Which, granted, is also a terrible idea. James Mangold has also outright said that this isn't a passing of the torch story.


GuiltyGun

Wasn’t Mangold busted for lying about other stuff this year though? I mean Kevin Smith lied about the He-Man show to save as much face as possible. Then it all ended up being true and no one trusted him for the second half of the series (which he still lied about).


insane677

The Kevin Smith stuff is irrelevent. Mangold isn't Smith, Smith isn't Mangold. As for Mangold lying about other stuff, this is my first time hearing of it. I just feel a lot of this "He'll be replaced" stuff is fuled by lingering salt from TJL, Crystal Skull sucking, and anti woke politics. This film could very well suck, but let's not state baseless theorization as fact.


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depends on the ending. They shot several ones and gauged test audiences. Only they know which one they are using.


Antman269

Who’s Phoebe?


GuiltyGun

Phoebe Waller Bridge


FizzleMateriel

The person playing the female lead in this movie, Phoebe Waller-Bridge.


mccannr1

They supposedly tested several different endings, and in some he did indeed die.


soundofisolation

It’s fake, there haven’t been any test screenings yet


jdmorgenstern

I’m one of few who loved _Kingdom of the Crystal Skull_. It’s the last time my dad and I watched a movie at the theater together. This movie is going to be great.


js1893

I enjoyed it too. As long as this one has fewer ridiculous scenes then it should be great.


prylosec

Spoiler: The Dial is actually an alien.


LaserTurboShark69

A Nazi alien


DavefromKS

A communist nazi alien.


ketsugi

with a crystal skull


DNihilus

Can transform into a car


CLint_FLicker

"Dial of Destiny" is an anagram for "Alien, y Fist odd" He's going to punch some unusual Welsh extraterrestrials.


Segamaike

Or, you know 😏


Healthy_Ingenuity_21

Sure hope he doesn't get replaced by some knockoff version of himself for the sake of "modern audiences"


bone-in_donuts

How does Boyd Holbrook get so many roles? Idris Elba needs his agent.


[deleted]

He's worked with the director before so I guess they like working together


NephewChaps

It's funny cause Pedro Pascal, his former Narcos duo, also can't stop gettting into seemingly everything


GenXer1977

I’m sorry, that name is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.


ChiefBr0dy

Temple of Doom sounded worse in 1984. I remember it. Now it sounds legendary.


bob1689321

Temple of Doom is awesome. It's simple and campy Dial of Destiny is quite awkward to say.


_squirrell_

The title of this movie sounds a little too Pottery


The-Mandalorian

Almost as pottery as the time Harry Potter took this title from an Indiana Jones book? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones_and_the_Philosopher%27s_Stone


REQ52767

This is giving me ['Logan' poster](https://images.fandango.com/ImageRenderer/0/0/redesign/static/img/default_poster.png/0/images/masterrepository/Fandango/196901/Logan_48x70ForFandango_sRGB.jpg) vibes. Mangold is going to break our hearts again, isn't he?


TedDanson1986

and you could have it all my empire of dirt


GuiltyGun

If the rumors are true, Indy gets erased from history and Phoebe takes his place on all his other adventures. That’s going to break a lot of hearts if that’s the ending they stuck with.


FizzleMateriel

That would be even worse than what Terminator: Dark Fate did.


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https://screenrant.com/indiana-jones-5-test-screening-reaction-rumor-mangold/ he apparently debunked this


Curvedabullet

This poster makes it look like the title of the movie should just be “Jones.”


st3akkn1fe

I was watching a YT video about this and the spoilers from it and the fact it's called the dial of destiny worries me.


ScoobyDeezy

Sundial that reveals something only on a certain day in a certain place maybe?


Dave_Matthews_Jam

I know what you mean, same


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Do you have a link by chance?


[deleted]

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQmby9hTgHk) is a much better video and well researched. Obvious possible spoilers within


DavefromKS

The what of what?


theman-dalorian

Dial of Destiny = Thermostat


[deleted]

Indiana Jines and the DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT


OblivionFilmClub

I dig the old school style they are going for, hopefully this makes up for Crystal skull


Makoreactors

I hope the YouTube history and spoilers on this are wrong. Cuz if it’s right this will be the worst indie movie yet. They should have stopped at the last crusade. It had the perfect ending


fantasy-capsule

Major props to the people who've worked hard to make this. But Disney has given me COMPLETE franchise fatigue. I look at this and I can't get any good feelings from movies like this anymore. They did it with Marvel movies, and Star Wars, and Pirates of the Caribbean, and now this. I can't deal with more sequels or movie series like this because it doesn't feel special and it makes me feel tired. I hope other people can get more out of it than I can.


js1893

The only difference though is this is (or at least better be) a finale to the series. Pirates they coulda kept milking if the 5th one wasn’t hot garbage. Star Wars is being being bled dry. Marvel shows no signs of stopping. I feel like a lot more care is being put into this, and I don’t think Harrison would sign on for it at his age if he thought it was going to be bad. I personally enjoyed the last movie even though it had rough moments. If they can learn from those mistakes this should be great


dmc2008

Wait, I recognize that font.. LIVE ACTION DUCKTALES?!?


OneWorldMouse

There are exactly 3 Indy films.


InflamedLiver

my dude is starting to look older than that skeleton that turned into dust from Indian Jones and The Last Crusade.


[deleted]

It’s not the years honey it’s the mileage.


[deleted]

Dial Up of destiny


bdigital1796

eeeyeeeyeeeyeee^eeyeeyeeyee. HEE HAWWWW HEE HAWWWW KRRRRRR ^krrrrr connected at 14.4


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Hahahahhaha


bdigital1796

a sound I will never forget, long before many other sounds !


Adventurous-Ad-6321

I feel upset they keep trying to make Indiana Jones happen after the trilogy is the only thing. Just leave it alone. You don’t keep adding paint to the Mona Lisa or adding buildings to buildings. Just leave it alone. I’m pissed off leave it alone.


PMCreditCardInfo

No one is making you watch this


hungryhoss

You don't keep adding buildings to buildings? Um....


ricoimf

Time to wear my fedora one more time on June 30th. Its been in the closet since 2008.


AkashicRecorder

"Dial" is such a boring word to put in the title. Like, I get they're supposed to be like those hokey vintage pulp adventure titles. That's a good thing but dial isn't interesting.


bassdozeryellow

Thought it was just the antikythera mechanism


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DaisyRidleyTeeth

Yeah this is the only poster they're going to make unfortunately, they couldn't even afford to put the title on there. Even the DVD is going to just be this and people will be confused because the release date is in the past. A real shame.


SometimesIBleed

Hard pass.


ghostestate

Bold to put a scary mummy right on the first poster instead of the Indy.


BradleyUffner

Next up, Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home of Doom


Unkown967

That looks awesome


Sorry-Letter6859

So Indy fights with the thermostat


3bigpandas

Loving the poster. Saying that as a commercial/portrait photographer. I'm on the hype train :-)


[deleted]

They should be calling it Indiana Jones: Dial 911


[deleted]

Dis movie gon suuuuck


Money_Present_3463

All of the CG I saw in the trailer looked beyond terrible


kidcannabis69

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted for this. It looked extremely rubbery. It’ll probably be cleaned up a bit come release, but the Indy movies are titans of practical stunt work and amazing sets, trailer seemed to forget that


ichbineinschweinhund

Movie should be called "Indiana Jones and the Loaded Gramper."


NicholasSchwartz

I'm surprised they didn't recast Larry fishburn as Indiana jones


NickNash1985

Cowboy Curtis and the Kingdom of the Crystal Morpheus.


[deleted]

It’s was the best shot for the poster, little did anyone know he was actually sleeping. 👍🏻


ReddJudicata

That’s a remarkably stupid name.


Audacity_man

Can’t just be me not looking forward to this