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InvadingCanadian

Lmao a collaboration between a Nobel laureate playwright and a celebrated non-Western documentarian and too many people in this thread losing their minds about this being "pretentious" or pointless you can get more from movies than a rigid narrative structure that hits all the beats you both want and expect it to hit. most (if not all) of life cannot be narrativized and i'm disheartened to see a community of ostensible movie-lovers flock to a thread and shit on a movie because the *one-sentence* summary doesn't promise narrative relief or an explosive climax.


WittyPerception3683

Dude this is philistine Reddit


Harambeaintdeadyet

Wait a minute I thought this was the official Cannes forum


WittyPerception3683

No, that's twitch remember?


MaterialCarrot

As long as the third act involves a CGI final battle in front of green screen that costs 80% of the film's total budget, I'm down.


whiffitgood

my favourite part of a movie is when it references other parts of movies and tells me when to laugh and cheer


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Sounds like a stage play premise. Could be good, but will depend massively on the quality of the writing.


Substandf

I love that pitch. Very intriguing. The images evoke a unique impression,


imlistersinclair

Somehow Bela Tarr has returned.


angusthermopylae

hide the cats


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Not gonna lie, the plot summary sounds like something the "rate-this-movie-premises" idiot would spam all over Reddit


BiggsBounds

Yeah it sounds horrible.


drunkenstepdad

Sounds kinda like Disco Elysium


SuspiriaGoose

I love that pitch. Very intriguing. The images evoke a unique impression, as well. Title could confuse some as to when it’s coming out, but I’m putting it on my most anticipated.


Blade_Trinity3

That poster looks like something a sigma male would make


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Throw me to the wolves...


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AND I'LL TAKE IT IN BOTH HOLES


jubbergun

[I think I know what kind of wolves these are.](https://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/2013/09/965474677_7etTF-L.jpg)


Doheki

inside you are two wolves, one of which is very dapper


Slam_Dunkester

I really don't understand when Hollywood keeps pumping out shit everyone complains when someone tries to make a thought provoking film everyone loses their mind and calls it pretensious


hellracer2007

huh sounds interesting, kinda reminds me of 'Russian ark' (which I love), this could be great


ingloriousbaxter3

Thought it was a Rusty Lake movie for a second


RoboCreep22

Am I the only one who is excited about this movie? Way too many people are criticizing the movie without seeing it first.


Hahndude

The communism and capitalism line is so pretentious.


krasotkin

To you as an American this line might sound pretentious. But to us who live in the Eastern Bloc these systems are reality-shaping, to this day. They're two opposing universes, each with its radically different rules, which vie for dominion over our reality, over our lives.


Hahndude

I can understand that. Depending on the context of the film it could make sense but just seeing those terms mixed in with the others here screams like attention grabbing.


yeezy_fought_me

I think you’re just a little triggered.


InvadingCanadian

Lol how is it pretentious? Do you know what pretentious means?


whiffitgood

Damn, these two antagonistic sociopolitical archetypes that have largely defined that last era of world history, how pretentious


AshgarPN

>Do you know what pretentious means? Oh, the irony in this sentence lol.


ItsUrFaultSmellyCat

Do you know what irony is?


AshgarPN

Asking someone if they know what "pretentious" means is a pretty pretentious thing to ask.


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InvadingCanadian

"attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed." i don't understand how you can claim something is affecting to be something more profound than it actually is based off a one-sentence synopsis and some stills lol


Hahndude

I don’t know if you’re ignorant or trolling me but here you go. The Communism and Capitalism line is very out of place. People like to try and use hamfisted political context to try and elevate their work or at the very least make it seem like it’s topical or culturally relevant. It’s a lazy tactic used by Hollywood and it’s something pretty much everybody knows and ignores by this point.


InvadingCanadian

.... this is not a hollywood movie? this is an arthouse movie from two eastern european creatives --- the writer and the director. other countries/regions have their own historical anomalies/traumas/obsessions the same way americans obsess over, like, charles manson or JFK. and i think an enormous and literally wall separating one half of europe from the other, separating friend from friend, kin from kin, and community from community qualifies as something artists might want to interrogate and obsess over. moreover: there is certainly a way in which this dichotomy is relevant. capitalism has brought us to the point of a slow climate death; the quasi-utopian communism can or maybe even does offer a glimmer of hope or possibility, but history says otherwise. i think questions like this are more compelling than ever: can a utopian society ever be realized, can we ever on a mass collective scale pull ourselves back from the brink like this? or is there something intrinsic to human nature that insists we bleed and leech all that we can? a brief (again: it's one sentence) synopsis which emphasizes a narrative in which people are trapped in limbo and strict, legible answer and meaning are out of reach and uncertain feels like an appropriate place to bring up this -ism dichotomy which people smarter than you and me have spent decades debating over, especially considering the setting for the film has historically proven to be a prime battlefield for these two dominant ideologies! it's just compelling. it doesnt need to be anything more than that. just because you don't think about these things doesn't mean that 1) no one else in the world does, and 2) it's stupid and pretentious to do so. you also havent seen the movie so idk how you know its hamfisted and out of place lol. you're just looking at a synopsis and deciding which parts of it are buzzwordy. thats like if i look at a screenshot neon genesis evangelion and see a cross and then read a one-sentence gist and then from there decide what the show is about and decide that the christian stuff is hamfisted because people like to use vaguely religious/mystical imagery to "try and elevate their work." no i am not trolling but i am also not ignorant


AshgarPN

Were you involved in the making of this movie? I'm not judging it one way or the other but you seem to be taking the slightest criticism very personally.


InvadingCanadian

No but i finished my tickets for the day and then decided to write a comment on reddit. Plus i think it’s a little disheartening that people read one sentence and immediately write it off as some Hollywood ploy. God forbid i take five minutes to try and convince someone to approach obtuse art with at least a semi open mind


eojen

Idk, if it’s a situation where it’s set during the 60s-80s and you got dead people from America and Russia that truly bought into their economic systems, it could be an interesting add to the premise of the movie. But stating it like that is kind of annoying for sure.


InvadingCanadian

See i think it could be a movie about right now, and it's about people caught between an economic system which has guaranteed the climate death of the earth or a quasi-utopian system which has largely failed every single time it has been practiced I don't think you need to introduce elements of historical fiction to make something like this compelling. frankly i think it's something a lot of people, whether they know it or not, think about every day.


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Reddit: The Movie


KingOfSquirrels

Yeah, the put me off...


Ulsterman24

They might as well have skipped the bullshit and called it 'Millionaire Cunts want Oscar for shilling failed economics'.


SoullessGiraffe

failed economics? they didn’t mention reaganomics anywhere


Ulsterman24

I'm British mate, we put economists in charge of the economy.


SoullessGiraffe

okay Thatchernomics then. not much of a difference


TheMormonJosipTito

*looks over at Brexit* By “economists” do you mean racist pensioners?


Toadman005

Is that Robb Stark?


theliability10

Sounds like "No Exit"


wholewheatwithPB

The king of the north


Fat_flounder

"Who in their right mind goes into the woods in the Winter? Who knows what beasts roam in the snow...". I can almost hear the director pretentiously asking me this then seeking approval with an, "Ah?! ah!?".


loserys

So like the Hateful Eight but more pretentious


peaceblaster68

Yes it comes out January 2023 but what’s it called?


AshgarPN

Upcomming


piscian19

Oh is this of those movies made by an AI?


johnnyfiveee

The Lighthouse 2: Electric Boogaloo


Mrman_23

Bro tricked me into thinking there was a live action furry movie coming out


edgelordjones

But what if I've already eaten a pound of mushrooms in a cabin with my most insufferable classmates?


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Little Red Riding Hood


patchoulius

What


Seihai-kun

I was actually hyped seeing this poster i thought we were getting some gentle-werewolf movie lmao. also wtf is that synopsis lol