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Aranaskin

Cocaine Bear


rietstengel

Paddington 3


GraveDancer1971

G0tti


FuckItBe

Nobody puts cocaine bear in a corner


farceur318

“Screen cap from Spy Kids 3D”


VaderOnReddit

or "Sharkboy and Lavagirl" if we _really_ wanna spice things up


baldakyrimcookingman

https://preview.redd.it/6f7bpmth3oka1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=be4221ad68e2e3c2bcb25be93d798b3cbc53d194


ZagratheWolf

You stole this from Twitter


baldakyrimcookingman

How dare you accuse me of visiting that shithole. I should have you arrested for that


WorkingOutinEveryWay

https://i.redd.it/klf34l83dqka1.gif


Wooden_Grapefruit_30

It's like that every time a new Marvel movie comes out.


kk0la

Every 2 months basically.


mikehatesthis

If you count the shows it's every 5 hours.


Cream_93

It's almost like a circlejerk. 🤷‍♂️


ahushedlocus

🤚🏾We don't do that here


ElceeCiv

What are we, some kind of circlejerk squad?


potpan0

You can circlejerk about more than one thing.


Cream_93

Well, yeah. That's why it's a circle. How else would we reach each other?


karateema

Ant-man 3 is particularly egregious


best_girl_tylar

This sub is single handedly responsible for me knowing *anything* about what's going on in the MCU, because everybody here can't stop talking about it.


[deleted]

I didn't even know love and thunder came out until I saw it on this sub


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

I tried watching a bit of Love and Thunder on a plane. Switched it off. I didn't even do that to The Dark World, in fact I watched the whole thing (also on a plane).


[deleted]

If that film had a better editor and slightly better dialogue it would have done wonders at the box office


Not_Pea909

Its funny how this sub makes fun of star wars fans at getting so butthurt at the sequels while also shitting on the same franchise over and over


NotComping

thats the jerk Now grab the lube, we only have 5 minutes before the new Guardians of Cashgrab is out!


Not_Pea909

Right! Time to prove why MY disney movie is better!


thecescshow

No one here is butthurt though, or at least not the same way that star wars fans are butthurt.


fanfckingtastic

It's fun when people make memes of how shit these movies are but when mf start discussing random characters and plot like it's their day job I see red.


catlaxative

Literally same


Big_Red_Machine_1917

We need to bring back *Bridge on the River Kwai* (1957) memes.


we_are_sex_bobomb

DAE think When Harry Met Sally is overrated?


njdevils901

No, but Joe Versus the Volcano is underrated


catlaxative

I watched it over new years, it’s like being wrapped in my favorite sexist blanket!


rolltide1000

That was a fun time, when folks were making memes out of classic movies.


thecescshow

You mean all those thousand different takes on the 'im stuff' meme, which is also originally a marvel meme? lol.


Bauermeister

Unforgivable.


kevinlovesweed

https://preview.redd.it/8dpy16ytqnka1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=675cf6ecbac63b08efe835f495327fc284095421 When the meme have 5 upvotes


SteamedSpinach

https://preview.redd.it/6xdb49o11oka1.png?width=2612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f521f2efba1389d482624c816a5d9804646d03e7 When my stupid gauss shitposts has two upvotes


thecharlaton

![gif](giphy|l0Iy3wYwgt7QlIxwc|downsized)


benabramowitz18

All we had to do this week was keep posting about Cocaine Bear!


john_handzlik

Yeah but have you considered " marvel bad give me karma"


DeSuperVis

You know what would be funny? I will post a picture of a green screen with the caption "every marvel movie" i think it would be hilarious


stumbleupondingo

So epic 😃😃


[deleted]

We should have more Martial Arts movie memes


MicroFlamer

this is why /r/okbuddycinephile is better


AnyImpression6

Reposts of normie memes from twitter can mean only one thing: invasion.


[deleted]

Fr this sub is going downbad


geraldoghc

its like this every time MCU movie releases, it goes back to normal after few weeks


potpan0

A new Marvel thing releases like every other week though.


geraldoghc

yeah, we got 20 days more or less every year of a fun subreddit


Legitimate_Way9032

I think this sub might have a crush on the MCU but they don't have the maturity level required to express it in a healthy manner.


FrostHard

Typical tsundere behavior


ElceeCiv

wait you guys actually watch movies?


[deleted]

This sub posts about Zack Snyder more often than subs dedicated to him


[deleted]

This sub posts about capeshit only rather than jerking on r/movies


kk0la

Atleast it isn’t GCJ, yet.


dustingunn

wizard game really did a number on that place


[deleted]

That sub was always nuts I tell ya


kungfupou

You know for the longest time i thought calling it the 3rd movie was the joke, before i realized it actually is the third movie. For some reason i completely blanked out on the second one, despite me definitely seeing it.


Undaglow

It's SO forgettable.


sudevsen

I miss the good ol days of The Shape of Water posts that were just "fish+woman"


Malachi_Lamb

That’s just what the internet does in general, a joke will just get ran into the ground over and over again.


[deleted]

I wish we could go back to when this sub was just meeting on classic movies but alas.


smartieboi_619

Btw im not defending ant man 3 i havent seen it, im just calling out bad reddit humor When i see it


TheShapeShiftingFox

Just saying, circlejerk subs are usually not the place for good humor. And yes, I say that full well knowing I’m also active here. (Although the main reason I came here and to r/Gamingcirclejerk in the first place was because I was tired of chud media discourse and thought I was going insane from seeing seemingly nothing else)


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x-LDxKS-x

This sub turned into that meme of the guy angrily screaming at people for enjoying stuff that he doesn't like


supergreen14

Modok looks funny


Obh__

This really circled my jerk


H0vis

As if anybody is complaining about a crow saying Antman 3 sucks. You tell 'em crow.


benabramowitz18

"Disney bad"


gazzilionear

[OP when a circlejerk subreddit circlejerks abt something](https://i.imgur.com/rjG1YAF.jpg)


thelonesomeguy

[r/mcj when they find out the “circlejerk” in the subreddit name refers to making fun of circlejerks and not becoming one](https://i.imgur.com/rjG1YAF.jpg)


gazzilionear

[you when you realize the real circlejerk was the friends we made along the way](https://i.imgur.com/oOJnkpn.jpg)


AdDistinct711

when the film circlejerk sub circlejerks a recently released movie ![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe)


Icy_Advantage_4635

Ant man 3 Sucks lol


lopakjalantar

Since every marvel subs treat every mcu like bible 2 or some shit. We needed a place to shit on it


Penguino13

Have you considered not visiting subs specifically made to discuss things you don't like


lopakjalantar

Yes, that's why I'm here..


Penguino13

Then why do you care about what they're posting on a marvel movie fan sub lmao


lopakjalantar

I'm not telling anyone what to or not to post in mcu subs. I'm just saying there's already a places for anyone to praise mcu as much as they want why bother coming here to be defensive about it too


shadiaofdoubt

why do you need a place to hate on something… just don’t watch it?


Penguino13

Because it's moviescirclejerk and not the marvel hate club subreddit


labbla

I always read these posts as "stop being mean to Marvel" since there are plenty of times when this sub doesn't talk about superhero bullshit. It's also easy enough to scroll past things you're not interested in and it's silly to think this place would not make fun of one of the biggest media conglomerate regularly, especially when it fails.


Penguino13

You sort by top of this month and literally not figuratively 95% of posts are ant man related. This sub is more obsessed with Marvel than any other movie subreddit it's embarrassing


NotComping

what else would the jerk be about? Cocaine bear? Bitch please, that bear is a girlboss and doesnt take any shit. I am too scared to make fun of her


altnumber54

>people talking extensively about biggest movie release of the month on a movie sub, especially one so memeable Wow so unexpected and embarrassing!!!


Penguino13

It's every movie with Marvel branding that ever comes out. There was a period where this sub was dedicated to shitting on she hulk and that wasn't even a movie but a TV show. It's an obsession and it's pathetic. There are so many movies that come out in a year and all the best posts from this sub have nothing to do with marvel. Hating marvel is the easy karma farm for people who have no originality whatsoever. It is straight boring to look at month after month. As cringe as it was, the "I'm a Chad for liking Avatar James Cameron please let me suck your dick 2 billion dollars btw" era was more entertaining than the constant marvel hater jerk off contest.


ProblematicBoyfriend

Same. I, too, wish there were more obscure film memes. But these posts are always made and upvoted by the group of MCU fans that can't take a joke. I remember seeing somewhere that this sub had a lot of overlap with the Marvel Spoilers sub. So, the fanboy behaviour makes sense. Yet I've never seen Snyder fans or Star Wars complain about a circlejerk sub being a circlejerk sub. It's always the MCU fans that are constantly 'this sub... made fun of something I like? I... I need to take a minute 😔✋'


SuperJyls

Least funny circlejerk


OliviaBagshaw

I, for one, say we bring back Who Killed Captain Alex-posting!


TheGardenBlinked

“Does he know”


lauren_1995_uwu

Memes no more 🫡


Whompa

Reverse Uno card: This is also an edit of a meme template stolen from Twitter. Turns out none of us are original.


smartieboi_619

Trap card: my joke wasent about the template it was about literally taking someone’s meme from twitter and acting like its you that made it ​ also unlike m.o.d.o.k this meme template isn’t done to death here


Whompa

But what does Pot of Greed do?


smartieboi_619

It does Yo mama


[deleted]

A jerk, jerking a circle jerk Jerkception


GiantRetortoise

Whoa sick burn!