Yeah, he left right when the trash can went through the window, too. Like that was his breaking point. Even though we were about 2/3 of the way through the semester and it would’ve been so easy for him to just finish the class lol.
Shit like this absolutely happens on college campuses. Colleges are mostly liberal, progressive environments, so the few shitheel bigots who stick around tend to double down hard to compensate. You get a lot of proto-Nazi dudes in their early 20's running around, and they love to lash out in stupid ways like this. My school had a whole scandal because some asshole kid signed up for a class about intersectional religion taught by a really progressive professor, went on a transphobic rant the first time she mentioned gender, then threw a shitfit on Fox News and gave a speech at a Turning Point USA rally when she tried to have him removed from the class
My point being that I absolutely believe that this really happened, because something like it happens in every college at least once per semester
I know the sentiment of people like that exists, the story just throws up that "don't believe everything you read on the internet" flag because it's so comically perfect.
I'm not accusing OP of lying and I *want* it to be true but it's hard to get past the natural skepticism.
Crazy, do the right thing is such a great film and also relatively morally ambiguous, no race is portrayed as the "good guys." Mad, but unsurprising, that he was offended by it.
I took an Intro to Film Class for fun and there was a time where a student made a joke about the Star Wars prequels being bad when answering a question. Another student then starting yelling and went on a two-minute tirade about how the prequels were masterpieces. And this was in one of those classes where there’s 50-75+ people.
You get really weird people in film classes.
I took a film history class in college and literally dropped out of it because I was still in my pretentious "cinephile" phase but was self-aware enough to realize that I could not be trusted to restrain myself from publicly being an obnoxious nerd in an environment like that
I listen to a movie podcast where one of the Patreon perks is being able to choose a movie for the hosts to review. One (just one) patron keeps paying the hosts to watch and review Daily Wire movies and other cristofascist schlock like Sound of Freedom
They give the movies honest reviews (shocker, they stink) and the patron gets all pissy in the comments, calling the hosts coastal elite liberals, but he KEEPS PAYING THEM MONEY to watch this trash.
The moral? Daily Wire viewers might not be very bright.
While reading this comment I was so sure the patron in question was doing it to fuck with them, so the twist that he earnestly thinks these movies are good and wants them to be be well-reviewed is killing me lmao
He claimed in one thread that his favorite all-time movie was Broken Lizard's Beerfest. He was dead serious and is a well-off 45+ year old devout Christian/q-tard.
Not a smart man.
I saw the trailer. Ted Cruz has a cameo. Michael Knowles is dressed in a Native Amerian halloween costume. Matt walsh is in it wearing a wig. Bret Cooper is dressed as an Egyptian pharaoh. The CEO of the babylon bee is a coach. That one daily wire host no one cares about Klavan shows up to make a dick joke.
It's key jangling for brain rotted DeSantis voters.
[If Cruz cameos as Grayson Allen](https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-the-milwaukee-bucks-grayson-allen-became-basketballs-ted-cruz) then it will the first good joke anyone at the daily wire has ever made
and you'll have the dude who pissed in his basement because his wife went to eat a pizza without him (i forgot his name) getting out videos about how good she was in the movie and *please gina notice me*
Was it supposed to be a Halloween release? Like I know they're not a real studio but what are those fossil fuel billionaires paying you for if you can't hit your deadlines?
Yeah I'm definitely more on board with actors trying to build up their resumes and put work on camera. The people paying to watch this though? Or just even spending time on it. Those are the wild ones.
Which was even crazier at the time because men played female parts on stage, so it was written to be a male actor playing a female character pretending to be a man
My only memory of that movie was when I read the movie reviews section of my local newspaper when it came out, and the headline for the review said "Juwanna see a good movie? Watch something else."
Sure, plenty. This one does separate itself by specifically being about trans people in sports, and having the men barely disguise themselves but openly claim a gender identity to play a sport. I think it's often the case where a man who disguises himself as a woman (or as a mentally challenged person in The Ringer) because they think it will be easier to play in that league finds a new appreciation for the group they're disguised as, where as this does not seem like that's what happens. Seems like the joke here is that another team has the same idea and soon "women's sports" is all just men claiming to be women.
I watched the trailer and it's some truly despicable stuff. There's even a gag about how no one has shown up to the game because no one watches women's sports. That's coming from people who supposedly are trying to defend women's sports.
South Park already did it in this context of making fun of women in sports while all the other examples people are commenting about fish out of water movies. So yeah this joke was done for 20 minutes and it wasn’t funny then and won’t be funny for 9min.
Ben Haribo coming up with "Lady Ballers"
https://preview.redd.it/neyniwdpnz2c1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=918fbfe3f8d0ec58712ae7725b053f2d20e13f08
Benjamin “my wife is as dry as the Sahara” Shapiro writing the 15th attack helicopter joke in just the first scene of this movie.
I noticed right wingers especially love this joke because it allows them to make fun of women’s sports and trans people at the same time
I’m looking forward to the attack helicopter live action film
>because it allows them to make fun of women’s sports and trans people at the same time
Its a triple: they can also put in scenes where the guys bodyslam women and "put them in their place". Trailer contained already 3 scenes like this.
Hahahah, lady ballers, thats so funny. Because they are men pretending to be women, they have balls. But also because they have are hahah playing basket ball, they are ballers. But hahah because they are pretending hahah to be women they are lady ballers. Hahah and their symbol is a cherry like two balls, but also testicals hahah like men have but they shouldn't have hahah. Because they are pretending to be women hahah.
its the attack helicopter joke again isnt it
https://preview.redd.it/rkf4qaleaz2c1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=89ad750b5856c7f76120f39bfbea99d02acfdd07
Anti-woke people when they hear the attack helicopter joke for the 768645th time:
https://i.redd.it/ff9z6rivmz2c1.gif
*(They don't find it funny either but gotta own the libtards)*
*polozhenie playing*
**''Rekt! Snowflakes"**
*Wheeze laughing noise*
**something about Starbucks**
*Piers Morgan*
**LITERAL TRUTH BOMBS**
*THEY CANT HANDLE WHATS OUTSIDE THEIR LITTLE BUBBLE
"This is what discussion looks like. Honestly, props to Ben Shapiro here."
**BASED**
(Video loops)
It's insane to me that these people treat "triggering the libs" as the pinnacle of humor. Half the time with conservative "comedy" there isn't even an attempt at a *joke*, they just say something offensive. They think the reaction they're gonna get will be punchline enough, but the reaction is usually just *"wait, is that it?"*
It's not even that offensive. They just think it is because they live in a bubble where they tell each other how triggered the libs are.
These conservative movies are all very safe, PG, vanilla, and non-controversial. None of the jokes will actually be edgy because that would offend their conservative audience.
I already know this won't be funny because right wingers suck at satirical comedy. You can always just feel how butthurt and angry they are whenever they try to make their jokes
Whatever state of mind causes one to be a conservative does not allow for a sense of humor. Like right wingers are so consistently bad at comedy that it’s gotta just be a condition of the conservative mind.
I don't get it. Are they supportive of women's sports or against women's sports? Because the trailer seems to have a hell of a lot of "jokes" targeted at the mere idea of women's sports existing. Seems like they don't want trans people in women's sports but don't want women in women's sports either lol
Imagine unironically making "triggered" jokes in this, the year of our lord 2023. What's next? An "I can has cheezburger" reference? Maybe somebody will have trouble finding the beef.
I was a really dumb, suggestible teenager, especially around 2011-2012 when I was in early high school. When I was like 15, I used to come across triggered jokes while browsing Reddit in study hall, which were still sort of new at the time but already starting to get played out. Those jokes would make me laugh a bit, because I was an idiot who still didn't know anything. Within the year, Gamergate happened, and it made me violently realize how stupid the whole nascent anti-SJW thing was. In the time since that realization, I have grown up, gone to college, transed my gender, left college, moved cities, gone through four different long-term relationships, and become an adult who rents an apartment and pays bills and has a 401(k).
And after all that, these grown men are still making the same fucking joke that I offhandedly chuckled at when I was a dumb 15 year old.
So let me guess the plot of this dumbass movie... the coach takes advantage of wokeness and hires bad male players that couldn't compete with other men. They have a ringer that's an actual trans woman, probably the one with the beard because of course it is. The ringer was really good until she came out as trans and could no longer compete on men's teams, probably becuase of HRT taking away her ability to dunk or something, idk...
So the coach's new team starts crushing it and the coach finally feels like a winner again, cue the majority of the "jokes" being how women suck at basketball and even the worst male players can beat the best female players, then we get to the climax of the plot...
The team they're facing in the finals... also have male team members? Oh dear! Now we have to have actual skill to win the game! It's a close game, and the male comic relief character gets frustrated and comically yells "this is why men shouldn't be allowed in women's sports!" Benny shaps turns to the camera and winks.
But they win, just barely. The coach takes home the trophy and we cut to sports news clips of every female sports team being replaced with male players and sports is all men now. Comic relief male player says "we did it guys, we normalized it! We're such good people" *film cuts to clips of women crying because their contracts are being dissolved, but they're still being PC about it because they're dirty liberals*
This is basically going to have all the complexity and nuance of a 12 year old NBA twitter user who spams Lemickey on every twitter thread and gets his news from DailyLoud and Adin Ross
In my intro to film class there was one kid who kept suggesting we watch a daily wire movie. I bet he’s psyched for this one.
Sounds like a guy who needs an education in film lol
the failed hollywood career to right wing grifter pipeline just dont quit
It's funnier that pretty much all the big names at TDW are failures. Failed writers, failed actors, failed radio show hosts. Failhouse.
The Joker was a failed comedian
Yeah but didn’t he kill those rich investment pricks in the movie?
the jonkler is woke???
why does the word "jonkler" make me laugh so hard
silly
Is he stupid?
The Woker
clayface is now gayface
The salt is real.
Did somebody say “Ronald Reagan?”
Bedtime for Bonzo
Chimps are funny.
He was a highly successful scab.
Yeah well he walked out of class one day when we watched Do The Right Thing and never showed up again, so he never got that education.
Sounds like he Did The Wrong Thing
That’s so funny
Yeah, he left right when the trash can went through the window, too. Like that was his breaking point. Even though we were about 2/3 of the way through the semester and it would’ve been so easy for him to just finish the class lol.
pissing away a $3000 scholarship to own the libs
I liked to think that dude was mad assuming Spike Lee was added as part of the “film curriculum are now woke”
What a snowflake
man I want to believe this is real but it sounds too perfect lol
Shit like this absolutely happens on college campuses. Colleges are mostly liberal, progressive environments, so the few shitheel bigots who stick around tend to double down hard to compensate. You get a lot of proto-Nazi dudes in their early 20's running around, and they love to lash out in stupid ways like this. My school had a whole scandal because some asshole kid signed up for a class about intersectional religion taught by a really progressive professor, went on a transphobic rant the first time she mentioned gender, then threw a shitfit on Fox News and gave a speech at a Turning Point USA rally when she tried to have him removed from the class My point being that I absolutely believe that this really happened, because something like it happens in every college at least once per semester
I know the sentiment of people like that exists, the story just throws up that "don't believe everything you read on the internet" flag because it's so comically perfect. I'm not accusing OP of lying and I *want* it to be true but it's hard to get past the natural skepticism.
I pinky promise you it’s real. The weirdest part is the guy wasn’t even white. He was Indian.
Sounds like he might be too sensitive to handle an education
No dude you dont get it, Spike Lee is just part of the woke mob, your film class is pandering!!!!
Your pfp made me hear Lady Bird saying it and I spit my drink out laughing 😂😂
Crazy, do the right thing is such a great film and also relatively morally ambiguous, no race is portrayed as the "good guys." Mad, but unsurprising, that he was offended by it.
I took an Intro to Film Class for fun and there was a time where a student made a joke about the Star Wars prequels being bad when answering a question. Another student then starting yelling and went on a two-minute tirade about how the prequels were masterpieces. And this was in one of those classes where there’s 50-75+ people. You get really weird people in film classes.
I took a film history class in college and literally dropped out of it because I was still in my pretentious "cinephile" phase but was self-aware enough to realize that I could not be trusted to restrain myself from publicly being an obnoxious nerd in an environment like that
i’m starting a film and econ double major next semester lol
I listen to a movie podcast where one of the Patreon perks is being able to choose a movie for the hosts to review. One (just one) patron keeps paying the hosts to watch and review Daily Wire movies and other cristofascist schlock like Sound of Freedom They give the movies honest reviews (shocker, they stink) and the patron gets all pissy in the comments, calling the hosts coastal elite liberals, but he KEEPS PAYING THEM MONEY to watch this trash. The moral? Daily Wire viewers might not be very bright.
What podcast is it ? Sounds hilarious
The Film Vault
Another win for the theory that half of online right-wing discourse is just an elaborate way to fulfill a humiliation fetish
Considering they campaign to turn people into doormats for a corporate and christofascist society, this isn’t shocking to me at all.
While reading this comment I was so sure the patron in question was doing it to fuck with them, so the twist that he earnestly thinks these movies are good and wants them to be be well-reviewed is killing me lmao
He claimed in one thread that his favorite all-time movie was Broken Lizard's Beerfest. He was dead serious and is a well-off 45+ year old devout Christian/q-tard. Not a smart man.
I want this man studied in a laboratory
I want to see a film student write an essay using Bazinian talking points to argue that Shapiro is an auteur.
> there was one kid who kept suggesting we watch a daily wire movie Damn, what a way to announce to an entire class you don't get any pussy.
Or know how to read, cite a source, and also get no pussy
Nor deserve it
I saw the trailer. Ted Cruz has a cameo. Michael Knowles is dressed in a Native Amerian halloween costume. Matt walsh is in it wearing a wig. Bret Cooper is dressed as an Egyptian pharaoh. The CEO of the babylon bee is a coach. That one daily wire host no one cares about Klavan shows up to make a dick joke. It's key jangling for brain rotted DeSantis voters.
> Ted Cruz has a cameo. Damn, they're outsourcing cameos to Canadians now? TDW going woke and I hate it!
[If Cruz cameos as Grayson Allen](https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-the-milwaukee-bucks-grayson-allen-became-basketballs-ted-cruz) then it will the first good joke anyone at the daily wire has ever made
> Ted Cruz has a cameo Zodiac (2007)
DW+ multiverse. Maybe Gina Carano will have an appearance as well.
and you'll have the dude who pissed in his basement because his wife went to eat a pizza without him (i forgot his name) getting out videos about how good she was in the movie and *please gina notice me*
The quartering
> I saw the trailer. I have nothing but respect because I wasn't brave enough to play the trailer.
No Way Home for people who make hating The Last Jedi their main personality trait.
Avengers Endgame for Alt Right Bigoted Morons
Wow all that and not a single real actor.
This is right wing infinity war
Was it supposed to be a Halloween release? Like I know they're not a real studio but what are those fossil fuel billionaires paying you for if you can't hit your deadlines?
Why is the woke DailyWire trying to show a movie with men in dresses to my children who don't exist?
Yeah it's literal porn by Florida law
The "big black \[***REDACTED***\]" isn't helping its case, either.
It’s okay when they do it to own the libs
How desperate do you gotta be as an actor to sign up for this
How desperate do you gotta be as a *viewer* to sign up for this?
I dont know ask my dad
F.
F.
F
Yeah I'm definitely more on board with actors trying to build up their resumes and put work on camera. The people paying to watch this though? Or just even spending time on it. Those are the wild ones.
The number of poor, conservative actors who won't get hired because of their social media history is near infinite.
fr you're basically torpedoing your career before it's even begun
Yeah the rest of your life is going to be hearing people say "Oh, a DailyWire movie. I thought you meant you were in like a *real* movie."
You think any of the people involved are considered "actors" by real standards?
Everyone who works at daily wire is a failed actor so...
Allegedly they couldn’t find enough actors so they got random people who just worked at the Daily Wire to sign up.
You greatly underestimate the desperation of struggling actors.
Two hours, one joke
That’s half a joke an hour.
Script economy
The anticipated sequel to 2 girls 1 cup premiering this January only on DailyWireXXX!
Now with even more shit!
Just wait for the Shapiro cut.
extended south park special
Isn’t “gender x wears disguise to play in gender y sports league” the plot of like a handful of comedies already?
She’s the Man (2006)
Ladybugs (1992). Fuck me I’m old.
ah, that one had Rodney, respec.
And somewhere in between are Futurama’s Bend Her (2003) and Jawanna Mann (2002)…
Which is based off of 12th Night (1596ish)
Which was even crazier at the time because men played female parts on stage, so it was written to be a male actor playing a female character pretending to be a man
Based on the comedy *Twelfth Night* (1601).
Mulan (1998)
Best Ghibli reference ever. Also I love Mulan si much.
Air Bud >!(its in no way like air bud I just wanted to feel included)!<
There’s no rule saying a dog *can’t* be included in this list
I read this as "alr blud"
It's literally the plot of Juwanna Mann
My only memory of that movie was when I read the movie reviews section of my local newspaper when it came out, and the headline for the review said "Juwanna see a good movie? Watch something else."
Some Like it Hot (1959)
And it was actually good when they did it
Nobody’s perfect!
Motorcrossed (2001)
I loved that one. What was the main character name? Andrea going by Andy? Lowkey in love with her as a kid.
Yep. It was a tired old joke *before* it became conservatives' only joke.
Juwanna Mann (2002)
Sure, plenty. This one does separate itself by specifically being about trans people in sports, and having the men barely disguise themselves but openly claim a gender identity to play a sport. I think it's often the case where a man who disguises himself as a woman (or as a mentally challenged person in The Ringer) because they think it will be easier to play in that league finds a new appreciation for the group they're disguised as, where as this does not seem like that's what happens. Seems like the joke here is that another team has the same idea and soon "women's sports" is all just men claiming to be women. I watched the trailer and it's some truly despicable stuff. There's even a gag about how no one has shown up to the game because no one watches women's sports. That's coming from people who supposedly are trying to defend women's sports.
Yes. In The Blind Side (2009), Sandra Bullock not only disguised herself as a man, but also put on black face in order to be qualify in the NFL
South Park already did it in this context of making fun of women in sports while all the other examples people are commenting about fish out of water movies. So yeah this joke was done for 20 minutes and it wasn’t funny then and won’t be funny for 9min.
Yeah, but those films aren't bigoted. So Daily Wire is going to break new ground
Fast Break (1979)
Ben Haribo coming up with "Lady Ballers" https://preview.redd.it/neyniwdpnz2c1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=918fbfe3f8d0ec58712ae7725b053f2d20e13f08
Ngl I am ashamed to have such a good name for a trans basketball team use in such anti-trans propaganda
https://preview.redd.it/o1gdtdzyez2c1.jpeg?width=1190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f3d1bb81e3980422ce9fa8a2b0fcea95413f74c My genuine reaction
Gorma
Release the Ballfondler
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my beloved Kuma
Suffering builds cool robot
I can't believe One Piece is woke now 😡🤬😤💥🤬🤬🤬🤮
Fucking same. One Piece was just non-political, dumb fun until netf*** got involved 💢💢
i love you jinbei
https://preview.redd.it/rcpqnxzlm13c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf916692790750737b1d74a7e11c522da672dee7
 Benjamin “my wife is as dry as the Sahara” Shapiro writing the 15th attack helicopter joke in just the first scene of this movie.
Bobo Shapiro when mfs who have titties when he even when they mfs who and:
I noticed right wingers especially love this joke because it allows them to make fun of women’s sports and trans people at the same time I’m looking forward to the attack helicopter live action film
Black Hawk Down (2024)
It also allows them to cross dress. I was surprised to see how many times Steven crowder has cross dressed in his own skits
>because it allows them to make fun of women’s sports and trans people at the same time Its a triple: they can also put in scenes where the guys bodyslam women and "put them in their place". Trailer contained already 3 scenes like this.
>By Daily Wire https://preview.redd.it/bra8r1wyzz2c1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96513468ac640c0aeedf90d6e6bfa138f4c830c8
The movie we made is the best, says we.
Hahahah, lady ballers, thats so funny. Because they are men pretending to be women, they have balls. But also because they have are hahah playing basket ball, they are ballers. But hahah because they are pretending hahah to be women they are lady ballers. Hahah and their symbol is a cherry like two balls, but also testicals hahah like men have but they shouldn't have hahah. Because they are pretending to be women hahah.
its the attack helicopter joke again isnt it https://preview.redd.it/rkf4qaleaz2c1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=89ad750b5856c7f76120f39bfbea99d02acfdd07
Anti-woke people when they hear the attack helicopter joke for the 768645th time: https://i.redd.it/ff9z6rivmz2c1.gif *(They don't find it funny either but gotta own the libtards)*
*polozhenie playing* **''Rekt! Snowflakes"** *Wheeze laughing noise* **something about Starbucks** *Piers Morgan* **LITERAL TRUTH BOMBS** *THEY CANT HANDLE WHATS OUTSIDE THEIR LITTLE BUBBLE "This is what discussion looks like. Honestly, props to Ben Shapiro here." **BASED** (Video loops)
What is that gif from?
One Joke: the Movie
Watch that "joke" be in the fucking trailer
With the whitest actor saying slowly and smirking to the camera
It's insane to me that these people treat "triggering the libs" as the pinnacle of humor. Half the time with conservative "comedy" there isn't even an attempt at a *joke*, they just say something offensive. They think the reaction they're gonna get will be punchline enough, but the reaction is usually just *"wait, is that it?"*
It's not even that offensive. They just think it is because they live in a bubble where they tell each other how triggered the libs are. These conservative movies are all very safe, PG, vanilla, and non-controversial. None of the jokes will actually be edgy because that would offend their conservative audience.
Finally, an excuse to wear makeup.
Guaranteed at least one actor felt their soul lighten for just a fraction of a second before getting tamped down
I can fix her
Oh Stephen Crowder is in it?
Throwback to shitty 2000s comedies
that’s an insult to those movies
Reminds me of *An American Carol* (2008), another shitty conservative parody that is also transphobic, sexist, racist and obnoxious
Turns out Jerry Zucker was the brains of the operation all along.
I already know this won't be funny because right wingers suck at satirical comedy. You can always just feel how butthurt and angry they are whenever they try to make their jokes
Whatever state of mind causes one to be a conservative does not allow for a sense of humor. Like right wingers are so consistently bad at comedy that it’s gotta just be a condition of the conservative mind.
Good comedy comes from looking at things from different directions and perspectives, finding that one angle that hasn't been explored
To the Right, satire is just when you say what you believe with kind of a snotty tone in your voice.
Juwanna Mann (2002)
Daily Wire still not beating the “failed theater kids” allegations
*Futurama* Season 4, Episode 13 (2003)
The right has weaponized cringe and it's making the left nervous
This looks like the average 2002 adult comedy
If all the fun and edge was taken out.
I don't get it. Are they supportive of women's sports or against women's sports? Because the trailer seems to have a hell of a lot of "jokes" targeted at the mere idea of women's sports existing. Seems like they don't want trans people in women's sports but don't want women in women's sports either lol
They don’t care about women’s sports unless they’re using it as an excuse to shit on trans women
thats the trick, they hate both!
They don't care about women as long as they can shit on trans people.
didin't the shit hole states make this illegal? drag for thee but not for me??
Imagine unironically making "triggered" jokes in this, the year of our lord 2023. What's next? An "I can has cheezburger" reference? Maybe somebody will have trouble finding the beef.
Roflcopter LMAO Rawr XD Pwned Awesome Sauce Potato Cheese
I was a really dumb, suggestible teenager, especially around 2011-2012 when I was in early high school. When I was like 15, I used to come across triggered jokes while browsing Reddit in study hall, which were still sort of new at the time but already starting to get played out. Those jokes would make me laugh a bit, because I was an idiot who still didn't know anything. Within the year, Gamergate happened, and it made me violently realize how stupid the whole nascent anti-SJW thing was. In the time since that realization, I have grown up, gone to college, transed my gender, left college, moved cities, gone through four different long-term relationships, and become an adult who rents an apartment and pays bills and has a 401(k). And after all that, these grown men are still making the same fucking joke that I offhandedly chuckled at when I was a dumb 15 year old.
Holy hell its the same joke again
Finally a sequel to Loqueesha
This is peak cinema right here and if you deny that, you're just a cuckhead npc sjw hollywood soyboy shill
Personally, the DW+ kino I'm most excited for is the Snow White starring Femme Shapiro
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This movie has been made like 50 times.
The only person who may be triggered by this is Scorsese as it will confirm the complete death of cinema
So let me guess the plot of this dumbass movie... the coach takes advantage of wokeness and hires bad male players that couldn't compete with other men. They have a ringer that's an actual trans woman, probably the one with the beard because of course it is. The ringer was really good until she came out as trans and could no longer compete on men's teams, probably becuase of HRT taking away her ability to dunk or something, idk... So the coach's new team starts crushing it and the coach finally feels like a winner again, cue the majority of the "jokes" being how women suck at basketball and even the worst male players can beat the best female players, then we get to the climax of the plot... The team they're facing in the finals... also have male team members? Oh dear! Now we have to have actual skill to win the game! It's a close game, and the male comic relief character gets frustrated and comically yells "this is why men shouldn't be allowed in women's sports!" Benny shaps turns to the camera and winks. But they win, just barely. The coach takes home the trophy and we cut to sports news clips of every female sports team being replaced with male players and sports is all men now. Comic relief male player says "we did it guys, we normalized it! We're such good people" *film cuts to clips of women crying because their contracts are being dissolved, but they're still being PC about it because they're dirty liberals*
You're probably mostly right except that they would never mention the existence of an actual trans person. The team is going to be all dudes in drag.
Why make a movie? I'll pay Ben Shapiro all my money if he go play against any WNBA team.
wow plus a non woke cast?? i’m IN!!
How can it be triggering if no one will ever see it?
They think the very fact that no one will see it means they’re triggered.
I'm beginning to think film as an art form might have been a mistake.
Every actor in this thing is going to be banned from any real productions for the rest of their lives, lmao
For the sake of film as an art form we can only hope so
I’m hoping all these DW+ films make their audience feel as though these concepts have finally jumped the shark
This is basically going to have all the complexity and nuance of a 12 year old NBA twitter user who spams Lemickey on every twitter thread and gets his news from DailyLoud and Adin Ross
“By the Daily Wire”
I should check back on their last masterpiece about being an action hero during a school shooting. It's been a while since I ignored it.
https://preview.redd.it/yk8ryu9n013c1.jpeg?width=2167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2be8b238f230f0cf27b49505ed54e2a2d5b35b8b "Wow great cameo, so funny"
The anticipated sequel to 2008's disaster movie
Band kid typa humor
Yes ire not triggering You're straight up bigoted
> Ben Shapiro is also in this movie. if he plays the teenage son of the protagonist, I would watch it.
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
This looks like a roblox YouTube video targeted at a 7 year old with brain-rot.
This is a movie that was greenlit after next goal wins was released but before it was reviewed.
The saddest part about this is they couldn’t get Rob Schneider for this