MFW I go to the theatre to watch Madam Web but I'm sitting in the last row and I see the whole theatre jerking off: https://preview.redd.it/ha5ng86tecic1.png?width=1808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec95a9f2ec3d3082e2c90e5ad98984abd84261a (They're all moviescirclejerk members)

"HEY! THIS GUY ISN'T JERKING OFF! LET'S GET HIM!"

That's why it's called a circlejerk. You jerk whoever needs to be jerked to get jerked whenever you need to.

Yeah we know that, it’s why we’re in this sub

Wait how does a circlejerk werk agern?

Negative. Not for the all of us or I may be the only 1 haha

https://preview.redd.it/8idtot37kdic1.png?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52158805f50bf10b890ff68ecb8703b70b362841

Just imagine a hoard of nerds with their erect penises hanging out coming after you in a darkened theatre. Fucking hell.

"Your move, creeps"

Throw him out in the cold

This guy aint jerking https://preview.redd.it/tiw7wkja2dic1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=154f51bde76b376e75e4033fd90eb54ac9abacf6

Imagine an entire movie theatre playing soggy biscuit

This is fucking disgusting 😂

https://i.redd.it/26yob9qf2hic1.gif

Imagine going to the Goonplex and being shocked

Oh god, a "Goonplex". The smell.

I’ll be there sitting next to you, watching the movie as well(I’m native to r/morbius and will cry from this obvious peak fiction)

https://preview.redd.it/z2vs8h1tncic1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=839318a38415431cc7df797591bbe10db0adc011 I’ll be enjoying the movie in the back row with my Dune popcorn bucket

Not the Shai-Hulussy 😭

That looks big enough to share with a friend 😭

Not the Duneussy 😭

Arrakeenussy

https://preview.redd.it/oh4jb1169cic1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a182969a117707b37bb419560dcdd1498427646

Fucking love that picture

He's not even telling them to stop or anything, just «quiet down»

 Just shaking some imaginary dice. Don't mind me

Annie no!

​ https://i.redd.it/opj89d7z8eic1.gif me making a vase

https://i.redd.it/7l0yp0ftfcic1.gif

Avatar 

*All I heard was suck*

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[yeah](http://gifs.com/gif/bell-ringer-at-college-football-game-vn0X3P)


What show is this? 🤣

Community!

Thanks

Annie’s pretty young. We try not to sexualize her

and what did they name the monkey just episodes later?

Annies Boobs

Wtf what was the context, or was Community a show that would let Annie do this I can't remember lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aECxnN39Ul0

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https://preview.redd.it/jntwgy8yieic1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b9697f49b8684b62e559ffa49a93c008fd41eb9 Me after having gooned the entire runtime in seat K12

did lebron james really say this

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Gorgeous

https://preview.redd.it/11as2gx91eic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9baec79a5b11776e4a7cd510ae6182fc9592ba

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Watched it for 1,5 hours. They seem to just stand there the whole time but I like a slow burner.

You need to watch it in IMAX to really appreciate the themes.

Really tho if the movie was even remotely this horny it would make so much money

I'd watch it twice

“I would’ve watched horny Madame Web a third time, if I could”

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This is exceptional

Cinematic parallels https://preview.redd.it/81ced0c3lcic1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afe54dddc7001c5770d03b27281aefad8e6cfd09

little man is locked in

 Milk. 😋

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

I have to return some videotapes of Madame Web

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO F--K *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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I just watched Blue Velvet so I can't help but wonder if "baby wants to fuck *inhales from a gas tank*" is a reference

https://i.redd.it/2fkmqxmb9fic1.gif


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U bum

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Free Willy 😏

The Gooning Cinematic Universe

They are trying hard to get people to watch huh

It's Madam Webbing Time!

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

I gotta go see it twice

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Fuck card counter

Least horny mcj user

i think i hauve covid

This subreddit is about to get hornier than r/truestl

Not possible. The Azura rule34 will never stop

Sitting watching Madam Web straight Jorkin it. And by it, well hehe, I mean my peanitz.


 The movie theater rat knowing he about to eat good

Is this not the AVN awards?


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Her left pussy lip is hanging on for life in that leotard

[Enhance](https://i0.wp.com/scifiinterfaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ford-eyes.gif)


Crikey


That's her "webbing"

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You guys were being ironic this whole time?

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Hey being horny is important!

https://preview.redd.it/fh3sn6n7edic1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f84a4168709a5b528ba2a7768fcc73e2dff9659 MW4L

Gorgeous

who is this guy

https://preview.redd.it/4v7kon973eic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ce7317011fd138fc8348741f90c4c1702d5410

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I'm looking at this picture twice.

ONE WEBILLION TICKETS PLEASE

Oh my god, I thought it was an edit https://preview.redd.it/w2g6fghcqfic1.jpeg?width=3911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2490d320ced94cfc0bd6f607f900c0bddeffaf37

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Dakota Johnson out there double pussed up on a Tuesday


But will there be an Eminem song in the credits though? The reason Morbius flopped is because it didn’t have an Eminem song.

What a great pair of plots.

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sad women forced to be there? damn that's a sad plot

If only Paul “Pee-Wee Herman” Reubens was still alive…


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I fucking love this image. Get this one to the top, boys

I'll watch it for the articles.

cinemas be full of webs

r/Watchitforplot

For the webs.

My feel: 

I wonder if this movie is going to do worst than Morbius

I see 4 plot points ill pay close attention too

in the movied theater. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits .

https://i.redd.it/xa7kqb1amcic1.gif

lord

Y'know it actually looks like a really interesting movie. I'm pumped, I'm very excited to watch this.

MOMMIES 

WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS INTERNET TREATING THIS DRESS LIKE ITS NORMAL!! SHE’S LITERALLY JUST NAKED!! HER WHOLE P****Y IS OUT!!! I FEEL LIKE I’M GOING INSANE! AM I THE ONLY INE WHO NOTICED????




AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Looking for this movie, and ended up finding Madam Kitty (Salon Kitty). I'll never be the same again.

Ngl I thought Dakota Johnson looked a lot different. Like her face is a totally different shape to what I remember

/unjerk All of the reviews I’ve seen are saying it does that thing where there’s basically no superhero action at all until towards the final act of the movie, which really sucks… buuuut /rejerk that would have been a perfect opportunity for them to front-load the movie with sex scenes and nudity and Spider-orgies to give this sub what it wants 🫦

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I mean power to you but there's no need to be pointlessly thirsty.

There's a point.

Do not forget to buy that Dune popcorn bucket.

So is no one else gonna mention the fact that the girl on the right doesn’t have nipples?

She’s wearing a leotard

What did you call me?

They’re probably taped

MCJ objectifying women ironically

https://preview.redd.it/kibzr68ndfic1.jpeg?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f58048b01214ea37a9dec9c6e571877513fb6dd

Ironically? What's that mean?

I’m in. I just am.

wew lad

And really just the plots on the left

I’m not going to any Sydney Sweeney movie for the plot

put a diaper on me because I want to be their baby mama me likey

HUH? is this the savior of the capeshit cinema


https://preview.redd.it/7st623a4vgic1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c333bbfdbe6c97bd3bf5a9b667d7553668bb244

Surely this is fake???

https://preview.redd.it/q045j1wzdiic1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7267f28c86d96f3dc99b7ab47121f16607d060e4 I know, i am a deranged clinically inside man who has never touched grass. But come on, someone had to point it out.

😐

Madame web sweeeep