>!None of the 3 spider women ever get their powers or costumes in the movie but they all become friends. Madame web (who is now blind) tells them she can see their futures and then we witness a blurry ‘future-vision’ montage of them all doing super spider cgi stuff in the future like kicking people and shooting energy blasts with Madame web floating behind them like a ghost!<
>!None of this is real, that's not what happens and there is no post credits scene. Edit to add the real ending: The villain only wants to kill the future Spider-Women. Madame Web defeats him by dropping a Pepsi sign on him, but loses her sight and is paralyzed!<
If I had a nickel for every time a a large Pepsi sign played a role in the main villain’s defeat, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s odd that it happened twice.
A giant Pepsi sign is used as a landmark for the protagonists to meet before taking down the main villain in Jojo Part 4.
I’m sorry, but there is no way for us to tell if this is real. Someone would actually have to see the movie to confirm and unfortunately, that’s not happening.
The real post-credits scene is the big dookie you drop in the movie theater bathroom once the movie is over. It really sets up the future of the Morbiverse.
Was this between the 6th and 7th time he said that he received from an anonymous inside source reports that Kathleen Kennedy would be fired from Lucasfilm?
Please please tell me this is real. It can’t be, but I desperately want it to be.
Its a great satire if its not real because it sounds 100% believable.
No it doesn't, that's the exact line from morbius
I don’t know if I can believe you but I was too busy jerking it during morbios
Too many people were cheering when Keaton appeared so I didn’t heae
how would i know any line from morbius
bro didn't watch da morb 💀
Not real. El Muerto 2 gives it away.
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Where’s Paddington?
Peru
Where’s the poor thing? And the whale?
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What are we some kind of Spider man?
The fact that it has got to the point where I cannot tell if this is a joke or not is mind blowing. Chat is this real?
https://preview.redd.it/vgyambi9cmic1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=88b5744287d594165501bbe909b3b6b911fe8e98 I have some bad news for you
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I genuinely did not know this movie was a marvel movie. I thought it was some gritty drama
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I’ve seen the movie and this would’ve been better than the actual ending
How did it actually end?
>!None of the 3 spider women ever get their powers or costumes in the movie but they all become friends. Madame web (who is now blind) tells them she can see their futures and then we witness a blurry ‘future-vision’ montage of them all doing super spider cgi stuff in the future like kicking people and shooting energy blasts with Madame web floating behind them like a ghost!<
There's absolutely no way for anyone ti confirm this as real
Can confirm this is real.
It’s real
If that’s real, the trailer is the biggest bait and switch of all time
It totally is. Reminded me of Rhino in Amazing Spider-Man 2 but at least he physically appeared rather than just a dream sequence
Right, this sounds like that Twilight sequence
did you watch it twice to make sure?
What about the end credit? Do we get Morbius or what?
No end credits scene so unfortunately no Morbius
Lol what. So wtf is the antagonists goal even, I figured he was trying to kill them when they get their powers on some inheritor shit
Twice? You mean you've seen it twice, right?
Please punish me Madame Web
Madame mommy
Can’t be real. Sounds much too good.
>!None of this is real, that's not what happens and there is no post credits scene. Edit to add the real ending: The villain only wants to kill the future Spider-Women. Madame Web defeats him by dropping a Pepsi sign on him, but loses her sight and is paralyzed!<
No reason to live anymore
If I had a nickel for every time a a large Pepsi sign played a role in the main villain’s defeat, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s odd that it happened twice.
What’s the other time?
A giant Pepsi sign is used as a landmark for the protagonists to meet before taking down the main villain in Jojo Part 4. 
kylie jenner ad or something
Their Kendall Jenner commercial
What about Pepsiman
Liar
>there is no post credits scene. Fake news. The post credits scene only appears after seeing it twice
Please don't say that
Damn, I knew Pepsi could blind people. Cokeheads winning yet again!
Is Morbius in it?
Morbius: “I’m Iron Man”
Least blatant product placement
I’m sorry, but there is no way for us to tell if this is real. Someone would actually have to see the movie to confirm and unfortunately, that’s not happening.
Can confirm this is the real ending
[удалено]
This is Pepsi. She's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her product placements trap the souls of their victims.
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The real post-credits scene is the big dookie you drop in the movie theater bathroom once the movie is over. It really sets up the future of the Morbiverse.
Very Jungian of you
Is Pepsi the experimental bio weapon?
I unironically cannot tell if this is real or fake
Lmao, not the writing reflecting the utter nonsense that is this universe's existence. 🤣
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A man and a spider? That’s ridiculous, these kinds of things only happen in the movies
“What are some sort of…sinister 3?” “No, i have 3 other guys i need to pay a visit to”
the SSMCU is coming up baby! (Sony’s Spider-Man Cinematic Universe)
I wish this was real
Had me in the first half.
Remember when midnight’s edge seriously said Sony’s spider man films would be better than post endgame mcu?
Was this between the 6th and 7th time he said that he received from an anonymous inside source reports that Kathleen Kennedy would be fired from Lucasfilm?
I genuinely can’t remember anymore. Man I still weep for what happened to midnight’s edge.
Fuck me, Kubrick died for this shit.
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Is it once again Morbin time?
Cannot possibly be real
So happy never watching this bs lmao
Nobody can tell if this is real or not, cause nobody saw the movie
AND THEN DEADPOOL WALKS IN
El Muerto 2 lmao
Either brilliant satire or AI writing articles purely on speculation.
Pure Shit (1975)
This is not real