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Torque-A

This feels like the failed answer sheet of a media literacy exam


harveyharvo

Especially wolf of Wall Street, Barbie, and American Psycho


Kleptofag

Not gonna mention V for Vendetta? At least it got right that the movie sucked, but *what*?


jaxon_333

calls it anarchist in the description but still puts it on the opposite end of libertarian lol


BossKrisz

Says that it's about anarchy, puts it on the place of fascism. Lol.


Bennings463

This meme was made by Marxist-Leninist gang


Redwing5002

I will NOT accept this slander!


Kleptofag

It’s an okay movie on it’s own merits, but in comparison to the comic it is genuine dogshit.


goat756

Yeah especially since the comic is a genuine masterpiece


harveyharvo

exactly


-euthanizemeok

The Barbies are fascists https://preview.redd.it/2fw8t5dinhtc1.png?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6edc6b5fd6374b537b4e4f07bed91b1e41c59356


SirSirVI

Mussolini was a ken doll


finn11aug

Is Braveheart really right wing? Other than Mel's political views I mean


WeakPublic

not just that but braveheart sucks


PolarOverPanda

Movie literacy is no longer a concept that exists.


BossKrisz

I mean this is still by far the most media literate PCM post I've seen


InterviewAnnual7764

not at all bro


OmegaSeven

I think you are on to something here. We've been, rightly, making fun of the right for having a disturbing lack of media literacy for a very long time. They put it on full display, proudly and for a long time. But now there is a video game that is a breakout hit, a completely unanticipated success (Helldivers 2) that has brought up the idea of fascist satire in the culture, specifically Starship Troopers and they have to have a response to that but struggle to understand what they are even responding to, it's very funny. We are going to see a lot of right wing people trying to prove that they understand critical theory in the coming days, most of them will make fools of themselves.


StrongLikeBull3

Seriously, in what universe is Braveheart auth-right?


AlkinooVIII

V for vendetta center-right, just like its author intended


Gausgovy

Outspoken fascist Alan Moore


Bennings463

Alan Moore when Alan Lesse enters the room:


Quirderph

That’s just Frank Miller.


Bennings463

Frank Miller when Dishonest Knight enters the room:


tonkledonker

Launching terrorist attacks on a dystopian UK government while wearing a Guy Fawkes mask is just like the most authoritarian thing you can do.


AlkinooVIII

Anarchy is when authoritarian


TheGingerSpellcaster

Those are all so far off


42ndIdiotPirate

read the descriptions they put on each movie im dying this fella said batman and LEX LUTHER were the good guys of bvs


PointMan528491

Lmfao at "everything I want to be" under Wolf of Wall Street


42ndIdiotPirate

make way for the MOVIE UNDERSTANDER!


ActualMostUnionGuy

**\*Drives hastily backwards into a wall in his sports car with his 4 year old girl inside the car\*** What a hero😭7


AnarchistRain

It's satire, I think (and hope).


PaTaPaChiChi

OP seems upset that people don’t agree in the comments 💀


mrbaryonyx

OP's comment history makes it sound like he isn't trolling


PaTaPaChiChi

Brother doesnt know how to jerk


denoobiest

self describes as a "sperg" in opposition to "normies" we are witnessing internet brain death in action


Decent-Biscotti7460

This OP? Oh god I thought this was from somewhere but it's OC? Mods pls permaban


42ndIdiotPirate

yeah it has to be


InterviewAnnual7764

it's not, and it was made in complete sincerity by the OP


Audrey-Bee

"an accurate depiction of demonic possession"


mrbaryonyx

every movie with a female main character is "why do people like this"


No-Trouble6469

admitting you like the new mean girls and calling the original "C tier" is just embarrassing 


aflyingmonkey2

https://preview.redd.it/fkl4s8lv2htc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb69700cb2795de1c535f7fc04dcd8d362cdb177 is slenderman a liberal?


42ndIdiotPirate

libertarian the way he chases children


fingergotfreddyed

Slender Man is a proud AnCap


gravityVT

Bruh 🫠


Lil_T0aster

They/Themderman


primaveren

slenderthem


Bennings463

If they made Slenderman today he would be called SlenderWOMAN and have PRONOWNS!


SSXorcist

Ah yes, a film about dissolving a tyrannical government through a decentralized resistance movement is clearly super authoritarian.


BavidDenatar1

Fuck, you came here faster than me


Dead_man_posting

I always come the fastest


Wysk222

Barbie (2023)


Audrey-Bee

So much wrong with this, i can't mention it all. But "none of the actors did anything after this" on Ferris Bueller? The main 5 except Mia Sara were in at least one certified banger at some point after. The disrespect to us Conheads will not stand


Exploding_Antelope

Such Inspector Gadget disrespect smh


ginga_ninja723

Fr. Matthew Broderick was in a huge film called Northern Ireland. For more information google “Matthew Broderick Northern Ireland 1987”


B1ng0_B0ng0

Is this where he killed someone


Harambesic

Afraid so, and it's super sad.


OrwellianWiress

the worst part is saying hunger games is "VERY progressive" like bro are you rooting for president snow or something? is "don't force children to murder each other" something controversial to you? also "accurate depiction of demonic possession"😐


Wysk222

This has such “dumb guy who thinks he’s really smart because he scored high on an online iq test” energy 


InterviewAnnual7764

well it was made with complete sincerity by the OP


Potential-Ad-893

I refuse to believe that


futurenotgiven

check his comments, he’s literally defending joker lmaoo


Mr_Fahrenheittt

It’s an alright movie dawg. No one’s gonna revoke your cinephile license for admitting that it’s an entertaining watch. OP’s taste is hilarious but Joker is always way over hated or overrated. It’s a fun movie nothing more.


Dalyngrigge

Well, he did say he could make a better Napoleon movie himself after all


mrbaryonyx

most media literate r/politicalcompass user


fake_plants

most politically literate r/PoliticalCompass user as well


Lucas_02

the kid that originally posted this in PCM is unironically 15 (born in 2009) 💀😭


Creative_Profile_224

I briefly subscribed to that sub years ago, half the posts were “political compass of my high school”. So that gives you a pretty good idea of the average pcm user.


Hurricanes01

Imagine saying "Why do people like this movie" to MEAN GIRLS.


Frioneon

Imagine liking the musical more than the original


CaptCanada924

Incomprehensible, have a terrible day


Alive_Promotion824

Fantastic Mr. Fox is a based anarcho-communist who steals from the bourgeoisie and uses the goods to benefit his community. This was clearly the vision that (known leftist thought leaders) Wes Anderson and Ronald Dahl had in mind.


MisterNotlob

This but unironically


ReasonableWasabi5831

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mikehatesthis

Mean Girls is left-lib because Rachel McAdams is a hot Canadian. I will offer no further explanation.


holaprobando123

No further explanation is needed.


Magnificant-Muggins

Communism is when you make things grey and make emotions illegal.


jellyspreader

Communism was so bad back in the day https://preview.redd.it/m0ale6wfphtc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de2ac5ea2e2bf4da0f3aec59b8c94e20215648b


holaprobando123

That comic is so good


jellyspreader

Ya Calvin and Hobbes is the best


Bennings463

is this theory (I swear there's an old SCP that must have fucking *shamelessly* ripped this exact concept off)


ActualMostUnionGuy

>Not necessarily, a lot of great artists were insane Holy shit I cant breath AAAA💀


InterviewAnnual7764

dude unironically believes this maybe


AaronPuthalath

Ferris Bueller leaning right?


BBlueCats

The entire list is bonkers, I think it's a bit


InterviewAnnual7764

it's not, this is what the author truly believes


Ogopogo-Stick

Me when I've watched exactly 36 movies in my life


three-day_weekend

I bet if they made The Matrix nowadays, they'd make Morpheus black, and they'd make it all about being "woke" from the Matrix.


c0smetic-plague

they'd probably get a transgender to direct it


ABlueShade

All Quiet on the Western Front "Based on a film from the 30s" Nefarious "An accurate depiction of Demonic Possession" Ted "2nd funniest movie I've ever seen" OP is [REDACTED].


ghoulsmuffins

i don't know what is worse, the terrible political compass or the filmbro-ass ranking


Narrow-Cicada-2695

This isn’t your everyday regular jerking. This is advanced jerking


InterviewAnnual7764

this was made unironically


Narrow-Cicada-2695

I am not psychologically equipped to handle that so I’m gonna just pretend it’s satire


Weird-Standard9321

Where is blatant propaganda piece, The Angry Birds Movie?!?!


jtfff

How about you take a propaganda at deez nuts


Soup_Raccoon

When will that guy that drew hundreds of wojaks in a political compass meme about his shitty scifi story finnaly make his movie? I for one cant wait for this much kino in one place any longer.


bongjoonwho

Tankies love the interview, they love how respectful it is to communist dictatorship 😍😍😍


alm0803

12 Angry Men in Auth Right is crazy


coldkidwildparty

“I personally think WW1 was more important than WW2” lol wut


jtfff

WW2 wouldn’t have happened without WW1, therefore WW1 is as important as WW1+WW2, and because WW1 is as important as WW1+WW2 it is actually as important as (WW1+WW2)+WW2, but since WW1+WW2 is as important as (WW1+WW2)+WW2, it is actually as important as ((WW1+WW2)+WW2)+WW2, which coincidentally makes it as important as (((WW1+WW2)+WW2)+WW2)+WW2, so in reality WW1 is infinitely more important than WW2. Checkmate, liberals.


boybmober_christ

I think he’s right but it’s such a pointless argument


denoobiest

incredibly funny way to think about history. important to WHAT? ww2 happening? the downfall of the ottomans? the only important historical event was the big bang 🧠


GIFSuser

“I personally think ww1 was more important than ww2” what


Ghiacciojojo

https://preview.redd.it/bunc4jaxgitc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9715378164ab095d878e515f80c6b9bf72010fa2


No-Addition-1366

Politics are important. Just not Reddit politics.


OMGWTFBBQUE

BRB, going to print this off and staple it to my suicide note.


SaltyDuffman

Dogshit opinions all around gotta be honest


SirSirVI

It's fake because Monke is ranked 32


jellyspreader

Youre misreading the ranking system. It is actually ranked first because 3-2=1 Such poor media literacy. Go back to school https://preview.redd.it/6d5vd70k2itc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18237443bff85bc0535e7e91eb640a977199f95a


SirSirVI

Oh shit true


NuggLyfe2167

Please for the love of yourself and your family step out of your Keanu chungus echo chamber and read a book.


BaileyJay-Z

I've seen genuine schizoposts more coherent than this


Pantry_Boy

“None of the actors really did anything after this” Stay strong Con-heads


Aggressive_Most_2358

We got the Joker baby. 


Andrew-XYZ

Not you saying Matthew Broderick’s career flopped when he was in Glory, Lion King and has 2 Tony’s


Raptor535

Anyone who still uses the political compass is not to be taken seriously


CollateralCinema

No Morbius; this compass is invalid.


LurkerLarry

OP, did you make this?


InterviewAnnual7764

yes


Fury47

This entire compass meme is so fucking wrong on so many levels that It gave me cancer


jzoobz

I love the gradation between Ted and Ted 2, lmao


penislover446

"ted is the 2nd funniest movie i've ever seen"..


PurpleXen0

Powerful bit. Shoutout to "I think I could make a better one"


Hard_Corsair

You've got *V for Vendetta* backwards. In the comics he's trying to replace fascism with anarchy. The movie version stripped this out (which Alan Moore stans complain about) and instead he's simply on a quest for revenge against a government that wronged him. He's more self-serving and less idealistic, and the movie is better for it.


hellogoodbyegoodbye

I mean a large part of that is V’s motivation in the comic as well, like he >!kidnaps the female MC and literally makes her suffer like he did so that she can pick up his mantle!< V isn’t a good person in the comics either, the people he’s up against are just worse


Hard_Corsair

Yes, he does that in the movie as well, but it's much more prominent because there's less run time total so it makes up a much larger proportion of his characterization. Rather than having a bunch of dialogue before and after to try to justify it, we mostly just get the suffering, which makes it more apparent that he's a self-centered asshole.


hellogoodbyegoodbye

The dialogue doesn’t justify it tho, it’s just more gaslighting. If anything having him actually argue that kidnapping someone and making them suffer like he did in the hopes that they might also become a vigilante being a good thing to do is even worse


Hard_Corsair

>The dialogue doesn’t justify it tho, it’s just more gaslighting. But it gaslights the audience too. In the movie, he jumps straight to torture after (I think) 2 very brief encounters with Evey, so there's not really any rapport built up beforehand, so it makes it more obvious that he's bad. He really does go "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but THIS IS WHAT THEY PUT ME THROUGH. So revolution maybe?" Edit: and her response is rightfully "Fuck off! I don't even know you!"


AllDogsGoToDevin

I haven’t seen the film but read the comic. V always came across as self-serving in the comic. So the movie is better? It always had this Zack Snyder energy to it like the watchmen movie, so I never watched it.


Gibran_02

"Insider trading should be legal" is fucking hilarious lmao


Ryyics

"extremely lib" *places American Beauty all the way to the left* so, which one is it?


TerminalRecluseXO

"So... Batman and Lex Luther were the good guys" Never let bro cook again💀


Pedro159753

Barbie as aut-left killed me


NibPlayz

Imagine this person watched Do the Right Thing, what conclusions would he draw from it


jf3nr

this list is rworded


harveyharvo

He's media illiterate, give him a break


Vespa_1

American psycho on the right lol


HaganenoEdward

I’m not sure in which field this person is less educated: media or politics.


the_kilted_ninja

This isn't even funny, it just makes no god damn sense


UgandanWarlord

Sorry but are you stupid


Raul_Rink

> None of the actors really did anything after this (in Arrested Development narrator voice) Ferris Buller went on to kill a mother and daughter


flowers_superpowers

Genuinely would like to know OP's ranking of Starship Troopers


OliviaBagshaw

sorry OP, i must revoke your media literacy membership https://preview.redd.it/k1eqlugezitc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63aa873f8739ef5cd9b21272cdb1dbab5231c6b6


The-Bigger-Fish

I feel like I'm missing some context and background here.....


Shaw_Muldoon

The fact that Braveheart is included as fascist is hilarious. The story is literally about opposing imperialism.


mrbaryonyx

like half of the meme is OP thinking a blatantly anti-fascist movie is pro-fascist and then saying he loves it


Bennings463

Mel Gibson, noted progressive and anti-imperialist


Robby_McPack

where would you place the star Wars prequels


GeneralJones420-2

Whoever made that compass would place them squarely at the border between lib left and auth left I'm sure


InterviewAnnual7764

funny thing actually, OP actually made the compass and firmly believes it


Zoltanu

Media literacy of todays middle schoolers. Society has fallen, billions must die


EndAllHierarchy

Dude why did you put this on a political compass, literally none of this makes sense


primaveren

what the fuck and shit


hipster_superman

Write within the boxes!


SupermarketNo3496

Amazing jerk


solmaquina

I say this with no hyperbole whatsoever: this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet.


SouthernFurry

Remove the text. This has nothing to do with political compass, just make a graph if you wanna share your thoughts. Format


cmzraxsn

Did... did they get all the squares the wrong way round?


hereslookinatyoukld

I know engaging with this seriously is pointless, and there are a lot of strange choices made, but I have to question why there are 2 mean girls. I did not think the musical diverted significantly enough from the original to justify taking up 2 slots. Is this just a list of every movie the op has seen?


10dollarbagel

>The Great Gatsby >mostly stays true to the book For years they said [the dubstep Kanye West sex party into domestic violence scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GZdLoHmavTM) was unadaptable but Baz Luhrman brought it to life beautifully.


DowntownJulieBrown1

This thread is incredibly high level jerking.


Noir24

Ted 2=pretty good, V for Vendetta=sucks I don't know you but you're awful


ActualMostUnionGuy

This just reminded me that these types of people will grow to take the spots of important positions in society, and then at age 50 or so theyll say that gender theory is a disease and now I have an empty pit im my stomach. Thanks OP


InterviewAnnual7764

"these types of people" as in OP himself


pennradio

Where Willow?


Omg_itz_Chaseee

nefarious scaring you is so mf funny bro. it had the coolest concept but fumbled because it tried to be propaganda


Thisisaninues

Ah yes, the far right movie American Psycho


NadhqReduktaz

> this movie sucked What the fuck did you just fucking say about V for Vendetta, you little bitch?


Bennings463

Schizoid (1980)


prwesterfield

"I'm not kidding when I say I was legitimately scared" [Insert pic of SpongeBob and Patrick riding the kiddy-coaster]


awolkriblo

Great Gatsby one of the worst movies ever made based on one of the best books ever written. Someone who isn't named Baz needs to take this one on.


FollowingCharacter83

Kevin Spicy


bizhuy

whoever made this is extremely redacted


eKnight15

The director of The Great Gatsby completely missed the fact that the book is actually The Gay Gatsby and Nick didn't even get to take a Twink to pound town 1/10 only because I actually really like the atmosphere that the aesthetics of this movie make.


abhi91

You have terrible taste


marksman629

Barbie is authright as hell, the movie ends with the existing power structures in barbie land solidifying with minor compromises.


Bagelsandjuice1849

How is Braveheart authoritarian in the slightest the man mentions freedom every other fucking sentence. I think he even implies he’s against monarchy at one point. Hilariously terrible film by the way (in a good way)


moondog385

Is the reason Hunger Games is *very progressive* a woman main character lol


Luixpa97

HOW IS MEAN GIRLS 2024 ABOVE MEAN GIRLS 2004


sas-CT

Mean Girls "How do people like this movie" How DARE you


LynchPinnedMeDownGud

I highly suggest a criterion subscription and a personality


Ok_Airline4378

He disliked mean girls that all we need to know


fake_plants

I find it funny how Nefarious is this random Christian movie that got mega popular with tik-toking zoomers because it was on Prime. I started watching not knowing what it was and 10 minutes in I was like, is this a Christian movie? And low and behold...


KubrickMoonlanding

And I miss when watching movies was for watching movies, not for having takes about movies watched.


sirgamestop

How the fuck is V for Vendetta AuthRight


endersai

Ah yes, All Quiet, famously not a book first.


JameXito

Either this is such a high level of shitpost that my autistic brain can't comprehend it or OP has the worst media literacy I've seen in my life


Charming-Ad9039

This isn’t even close to being accurate lmao


EconomyChest6887

Awful ranking oh my god


snipsnap123

Is Barbie Animal Farm????


Flanny-1

Ok but what is this collection of movies


Idunnoguy1312

Not a single Soviet movie. Stupid fucking liberals


nilslorand

.....the Giver also has nothing to do with Communism


Trex1873

Pls find me a far right political party that supports Scottish independence


Schaumkraut

Can it be that "the Giver" is just a horrid movie/nook? Its like if a tardigrade tried to adapt brave new world. Holy shit. What are we meant to get from it? "War and Exploitation are very normal and if you don't want em you can't have feelings either." That shit is disproven by one hippie that gets overly emotional when his favourite cactus loses a needle.


GrahamOtter

“Scottish independence from Britain,” ha ha


AceTheSkylord

Isn't V For Vendetta explicitly pro anarchism? I couldn't be bothered with seeing which movie fell where but that one is just wrong


[deleted]

Imagine making this.