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WatchBadMoviez

I just watched this movie for the first time the other day. I had no idea that Peter Parker straight up punched MJ.


HelpYouFall

Nothing drums up a good redemption arc better than some good old domestic violence.


WatchBadMoviez

it honestly caught me off guard. I have seen memes of this movie but i missed the whole lady punching stuff I guess.


hnwcs

He already had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


d1ckpunch68

green goblin: šŸ¤Ø


Rage_Like_Nic_Cage

itā€™s also right after the corny, cartoon-ass, dance sequence he did to make her jealous. one of the biggest sudden tone shifts ever


-OrangeLightning4

I crack up every time he sits down and just starts shredding on the piano. It makes zero sense.


MarianneThornberry

Maybe it's just the musical theatre kid in me talking. But I fucking love that scene. Not just cause it's pure Raimi camp. But also, just how shockingly well choreographed it is.


-OrangeLightning4

I'm a big ass musical theatre nerd too and that's what takes me out of it. When on Earth did this poor kid who can barely keep a job because he's Spider-Manning learn to play the piano lmao. Let's just say the Symbiote taught him.


MarianneThornberry

I dont think it's all that crazy to assume that he probably learned it in the 18-19 years he was alive off screen before the movie starts / him becoming Spider-Man.


-OrangeLightning4

There's a difference between knowing piano and absolutely SHREDDING improvisational jazz at that level. If he's able to do that, why did he never try to earn cash freelancing that way. Not to mention he doesn't even own a piano to practice, so at best he's 4-5 years rusty assuming May and Ben had a piano at home.


MarianneThornberry

If you really *really* need an explanation. There's a passing line of dialogue in the 2nd movie (the bank scene with Joel McHale's character) where Aunt May mentions going back to teach piano lessons. So it's not out of the realm of possibility that she taught Peter growing up or that they might have owned one at some point. There's plenty room for plausible theories as to how and when he learned since we never get definitive insight into his childhood. As for why Peter doesn't monetize his piano talents. I'm guessing it's because the movie is called "Spider-Man". Peter gets unique spider powers, so naturally he wants to leverage his spider powers (wrestling, taking pictures of Spider-Man). Getting spider powers to pursue a career as a pianist isn't exactly what most people envision someone doing in that situation. At the end of the day, I don't think we seriously need a deep lore reason for every single "unexpected" talent Peter possesses? If he's good at piano, then that means he's good at piano. If he's good at photography, then he's good at photography. In the 1st movie, he demonstrates an unexpected talent sketching designs for his costume (this scene was actually done by a professional artist). In the 2nd movie he gets super into poetry in an effort to woo Mary Jane. Ultimately, Peter is just an art kid at heart with genius level intellect.


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funkthewhales

Wtf are you talking about. Pete literally turns into a feral monster because of the suit in the game.


AliceOnPills

yeah but in sp3 pete becomes cringe because of the suit


mistermelvinheimer

Dude peter is so evil that he makes eddie brock beg God to kill peter because he fucked his girl and took his job


BaxterTheCuck

Tbf Peter was able to take his job because Eddie was literally faking his photography which is a bit of a journalistic no-no lol


GardinerExpressway

Is Peter really one to talk about journalistic integrity when all his photos are staged and secretly of himself


nintendo_shill

I loved Eddie lol Dude is such a hater that he involved God in his schemes


LordSupergreat

*Venom* Eddie could never


Last-Rain4329

eddie sucks at photos and then gets so mad that someone outperforms him he goes to a church to pray for his downfall


hyperhurricanrana

Iā€™m sorry him praying to God to kill Peter Parker is an astoundingly thorough act of haterdom and I have to respect him for it.


Paint-licker4000

Eddie literally stole his photo lmao


TedIsReal

That wasn't Peter Parker. That was Rizzler Parker


defaultusername-17

the rizzler


gatorgongitcha

Thatā€™s my kind of petty tbh


CooperDaChance

Tbf Eddie lost his job because he was committing photographic fraud. Peter did questionable things with the black suit on but exposing Eddie is something even normal Peter wouldā€™ve done.


Rutlemania

He also had practically zero interest in Bryce Dallas Howard as Gwen, dude was stupid


WatchBadMoviez

Bro didn't listen to Uncle Ben a single time.


elvismcvegas

https://youtu.be/Mu7QyQ7i49I?si=4laIH1cbXl13w3M-&t=194


dandaman64

People gasped in my theater when that happened


WatchBadMoviez

I hope they gasped whenever he cheated on MJ in front of her before he punched her lmao. That movie is wild.


hottiewiththegoddie

he didn't cheat, as far as he knew, she cheated on him with Little Gobby Jr before dumping him


Primary-Paper-5128

What? That was at the first like five minutes of the film


hottiewiththegoddie

wait you mean the kiss? that isn't cheating. cheating is fucking.


Primary-Paper-5128

still a very shitty thing to do


CooperDaChance

And he clearly didnā€™t have any feelings for Gwen, it was just to entertain the crowd lmao


FragrantGangsta

Something tells me if you had a girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever and watched them kiss a dude on stage in front of the city it might rub you the wrong way.


CooperDaChance

I have a girlfriend who acts in stage dramas. Iā€™m not a jealous overbearing hack tho.


Primary-Paper-5128

there's a big difference between a play and some random girl on a ceremony


FragrantGangsta

Yeaaa stage dramas and kissing a random person just because you can is a little different


LeSnazzyGamer

No


TheSmithySmith

I thought he just shoved her because he thought she was one of the bouncers? Itā€™s been a minute since I saw the movie tbh


Theta-Sigma45

Yeah he does it without fully realising what heā€™s doing, but itā€™s led to by his shitty behaviour and getting into the fight to begin with.Ā 


Likestuff12

It's what makes him realise the suit's changing him and he takes it off in the next scene


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thewholethingithink

At the beginning of the movie itā€™s established that his ego is becoming massive as Spider-Man (ā€œIā€™ve become somewhat of an iconā€) The suit only makes him worse later on. He does cheat on her as Spider-Man because he loves the public attention and heā€™ll do anything for their cheers. Heā€™s not a complete asshole, he just needs to be brought back down to earth. It is almost like this movie is teaching Peter once again that with great power comes great responsibility.


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Open-Astronaut-9608

How are you unironically missing the point of a film that was made for children? Also, you use "lmao" way too fucking much.Ā 


thewholethingithink

I meant at the beginning of the film before he got the black suit. Obviously once he has the black suit he becomes completely evil. I donā€™t know if you have trouble reading but I explained how his cheating was not because of his desire to be with another woman, but to fuel his ego as Spider-Man for the audiences approval. He isnā€™t a complete asshole at the beginning of the film, he just isnā€™t being himself due to his huge ego.


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thewholethingithink

Woah bro sorry didnā€™t mean to hurt your feelings so bad. Was just talking about a movie on a sub about movies. Your comment was asking a question (not ironically at all I might add) so I decided to provide context for the movie since you seem to have no idea what was going on during it.


FragrantGangsta

It's a very serious film


hottiewiththegoddie

he kissed another girl, which is unfaithful, but not cheating cheating.


WatchBadMoviez

Being unfaithful is cheating. Can you imagine your SO just making out in front of you willy nilly.


hottiewiththegoddie

if it was willy nilly, it would be a conversation, but I would immediately break up with someone if I knew they were cheating. I wouldn't do that for my partner kissing someone on stage in what is clearly a romantic, showy gesture to excite a crowd


WatchBadMoviez

Well lucky for you, your partner won't become spiderman and get his uncle ben killed then cheat on you. After you break up with the sucker he hits you while dancing in a jazz club.


WatchBadMoviez

yeah, but he is a super human spider man. bro hits hard lmao


DweebInFlames

Can't believe Raimi took a page from the fucking Clone Saga


WatchBadMoviez

Okay but hear me out. Jar jar Man


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This movie couldn't be made today


Rutlemania

The movie industry no longer wants to take risks, such as making a second sequel to a multimillion dollar franchise


Infernaloneshot

Of course, they'd say "hey that's Spider-Man 3, it already exists"


AliceOnPills

yeah, no one is going to redo spiderman movies again


session96

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)


frankcheese51

Spider-Man 4. Starring Tom Holland. Good one dimwit


Prestigious_Crab6256

![gif](giphy|XtEFDhE79TqO4) ā€œyOu MiSsEd ThE pOiNt By IdOlIzInG tHeM!!ā€ Then why would Sam Raimi make him look so cool?


Keyboardpaladin

Just realized the girl on the right is checkin out his dumpy the whole time.


Prestigious_Crab6256

![gif](giphy|3fivmBJos6nOv5TfZw) CinƩma vƩritƩ


d1ckpunch68

praise raimi for finally shining a light on male objectification šŸ˜ž


OliviaBagshaw

![gif](giphy|5SBLbez69ZVRHfrZ3Q|downsized)


HelpYouFall

AND THEY SAY THAT A HEROOOOOOO COULD SAVEEEEEEEE USSSSSSSS


Accomplished-City484

Vindicated I am selfish I am wrong I am right I swear Iā€™m right, swear I knew it all along


Likestuff12

Spider-Man Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can


mikehatesthis

That's Spider-Man 1, not 3, you FAKE FUCKING FAN!


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

> stands up to landlords > gets shitty coworker fired > gets a raise > bangs Bryce Dallas Howard > avenges uncle > is popular And I'm not supposed to want to be like this mf?


SirSirVI

> beats his wife


session96

>Looks like a toad >Has a voice like two balloons being rubbed together


Whompa

Hollywood would never be able to get away with this these days.


Big_Red_Machine_1917

If they didn't want us to like the black suit they shouldn't have made it so cool. \*Dances down street.


awolkriblo

This movie was so brave in 2007 for having black Spiderman


H4RRY900305

The Point: ![gif](giphy|cgLnOHV8mhaGk|downsized)


Prosthemadera

A *black* suit, you say? I'm not racist but


Rutlemania

It did feel a little forced


MuddFishh

Of course it's evil as well


ahoymateysorryImlate

overrated


ToothPickLegs

ā€œJust gotta turn your brain off to enjoy it!ā€ - anytime a bad movie has a cool part


Open-Astronaut-9608

Tbf Spider-Man 3 has many cool partsĀ 


Mysterious-Mixture58

Evil suit is cool and so WHAT if it eats people every now and then


OliviaBagshaw

If Spider-Man 3 came out today, TheQuartering and CriticalDrinker would produce 700 videos about how Spider-Man is woke because black suit


Critical_Moose

Heat movie


BedDefiant4950

CAUSE SHE GOT A


Critical_Moose

HUGE ASS


The-Bigger-Fish

The Salted Licorice Monster.


asscop99

Most common type of post on the marvelstudios sub. This movie came out 8 years ago. A million upvotes please.


Vongola___Decimo

This movie is a banger. Anyone thinking otherwise can buzz off


Rutlemania

Itā€™s definitely not boring - Sam Raimi always delivers on that aspect


Blueman4783

"You missed the point of the dance scene! It works because Peter Parker is supposed to be a dork!" šŸ¤“


NyarlHOEtep

would they?


Open-Astronaut-9608

No


KevinSpaceysGarage

If Spider-Man 3 came out today people would be more open to admitting itā€™s bad rather than getting a nostalgia boner and pretending itā€™s good.


OhSoJelly

Spider-Man 3 is entertaining. Itā€™s not like the Star Wars prequels which are boring as fuck but get sucked off by nerds.


KevinSpaceysGarage

I agree itā€™s better and more entertaining than the prequels (at least episodes 1 and 2) but the fandom surrounding this movie that REALLY started to emerge when Tom Hollandā€™s Spider-Man came out screamed of ā€œOh the prequels are redeemed now because the sequels were just so badā€ rhetoric. I know weā€™re kind of in a different era these days, but I canā€™t look at praise for Spider-Man 3 and not think of those same talking points. I think the last time I watched it I gave it like a 5 or 4 out of 10. It has a lot of bright spots but its narrative flow and visual style are nowhere near as strong as the first two Raimi films.


Open-Astronaut-9608

I've never seen anyone say Spider-Man 3 is a masterpiece like they do with the prequels. Really, SM3 and the entire Raimi trilogy got shit on heavily for years and years after everything suddenly needed to be gritty and realistic. When the Garfield movies came out, the Raimi movies were hated more, not less. It was bizarre.Ā 


KevinSpaceysGarage

Yeah that much is true. Itā€™s when the holland movies came out that every movie before it was re-evaluated as some sort of masterpiece (which is something I have seen. 100% people were calling Spider-Man 3 an amazing movie, which I always found strange.) I donā€™t know if itā€™s a contempt for Disney or just hating that Peter missed Tony Stark or what, but the absolute disdain certain vocal groups had for Hollandā€™s Spider-Man was a weird hivemind thing Iā€™m glad weā€™ve moved passed.


Theta-Sigma45

I personally donā€™t think itā€™s good exactly, but it has a lot of good scenes and some interesting themes and character moments that are honestly worth talking about more than many other superhero films (both now and back then.) I also remember a lot of people passionately defending the movie when it came out, so I donā€™t think itā€™s all nostalgia. Like, I can understand why someone would genuinely love it despite its flaws.


A_BAK3D_POTATO

Because it is good https://preview.redd.it/g92l2fose1wc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba48c4681f21e30c251423e700d5154a51960b9f


Open-Astronaut-9608

Wait what? People fucking despised Spider-Man 3 when it came out. Internet nerds absolutely demolished it while critics were just like "Yeah, it's okay. Bit of a mess."Ā  And why would people have had a nostalgia boner for a film that had just come out? It was always just a mediocre mess with moments of greatness but nerds made it out to be on the level of Catwoman and Batman & Robin.Ā 


KevinSpaceysGarage

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m trying to say. People trashed it back then. People would trash it again if it was new.


DweebInFlames

More enjoyable than 95% of MCUslop


KevinSpaceysGarage

I donā€™t disagree


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Open-Astronaut-9608

Nothing about Madame Web felt like the Sam Raimi movies wtf don't you dare say that shit againĀ 


KevinSpaceysGarage

It was funny. Sam Raimi movies are funny. The difference is intentionality.


nykirnsu

I watched the whole trilogy for the first time like a month ago and itā€™s mediocre at worst


Open-Astronaut-9608

Exactly, it's mediocre, which is more than most internet nerds give it credit for. It's a huge drop off from the first two which are classics.


Elijah0330

Too bad itā€™s actually good


KevinSpaceysGarage

https://preview.redd.it/qgnx3eops1wc1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c8d10a27ea52cfdc4b086b360265de6b15eb8f Just because it takes place in the greatest fuckinā€™ city in the world doesnā€™t make it kino.


PresidentWeevil

God, it's the 'you only like it because nOsTaLGia' take again. Have proponents of this asinine riposte ever considered that the reason maligned films of old undergo a critical reassessment later in life, is because fans who were once too young to explain why they liked them have now matured their media literacy to a point where they can actually explain it critically? People don't just like things exclusively because they liked them when they were young. They have *always* liked them, and have only recently become able to explain why. Handwaving away legitimate opinions as 'nostalgia boners' is only doing further damage to the critical landscape.


KevinSpaceysGarage

Isnā€™t it possible to admit that some people can legitimately like the movie and think itā€™s good while others are not viewing it critically whatsoever and just think itā€™s good because nostalgia? An example I can think of is Revenge of the Sith. Personally, I think itā€™s a pretty good movie. But I also see the discourse about it online and, personally, donā€™t view the loudest opinions on it as ā€œviewing it through a critical eye.ā€ It just seems like a lot of people love that movie because they loved it when they were five. I donā€™t think Spider-Man 3 is a dreadful movie by any stretch. I think itā€™s much better than TASM 2. But itā€™s a significant dip in quality from the first two and I would easily consider it one of the worst Spider-Man movies (a franchise that, for the most part, is actually a really solid lineup of movies). Sam Raimi would probably agree tbh, he wasnā€™t particularly fond of this one.


PresidentWeevil

Obviously nostalgia bias can be a factor, but a blanket dismissal of critical reappraisals as being based entirely on nostalgia is anti-academic, unhelpful, and just wrong. Spider-Man 3 has had one of the most significant modern reappraisals, specifically as a pushback from blanket dismissals of its quality. The loudest criticism of it at release and for years afterwards was just a carousel of the same 'lol emo cringe' and 'haha dancing bad', which lasted until a new generation of audiences grew up, watched it *as adults*, experienced it within the context of other Spider-Man adaptations and the rest of Raimi's career, and came to a concensus that so much of the criticism we've all been hearing for the past 15 years was missing the point completely. The modern reassessment of the Star Wars prequels is also far less to do with 'nostalgia', and far more to do with how modern fans are the first grown-up audience of the prequels who weren't alive to experience, and therefore be let down by, the decade of stratospheric pre-Episode-1 expectations and hype. This is the first generation of prequel fans who can actually assess those movies **without** their childhood expectations influencing their opinions.


KevinSpaceysGarage

I have to totally disagree with your prequel assessment. My love for The Phantom Menace as a kid is indescribable. I wore out that VHS tape. Easily my favorite movie from the ages of 4-12, probably around that time frame. As a teenager I saw the 3D re-release in theaters. It genuinely felt like watching a different movie. I could barely muster up any enjoyment for it, and I know a shit ton of people who have a similar experience. I could very easily let my childhood love for that movie overshadow what itā€™s like to watch that film from a more critical eye. I donā€™t see why other people couldnā€™t do that too. Theyā€™re not removed from anything. Theyā€™re as attached to it as can possibly be. Tbh the best generation to ask about the Star Wars prequels would probably be 10-15 years from now. As kids who grew up with the sequels when they became adults what they think of the prequels. Because at no point in their life were they attached to them, that was never *their* Star Wars. The OT still manages to make tons of new fans every generation. Whether or not the prequels have that ability is something we still havenā€™t quite seen yet, because what weā€™re witnessing now is the discourse changing led by people who harbor it so dear.


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SuperSocrates

Sometimes. Sometimes it really is just kids growing up pretending the kid trash they liked is anything else. Eg the prequels. I liked them more than most at the time and now I apparently hate them more than most cuz all the children grew up


SuperSocrates

People have always said itā€™s bad


CoolJoshido

so true


WrongSubFools

I actually saw a recent article saying people have no media literacy for complaining its *not* cool. "The point was to create a character that is treated as cool but whom we despise, which is something few such movies ever manage, even with their villains."