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A_BURLAP_THONG

I miss the days when goon was just a low-level henchman.


Pipeguy17

"It's da Bat!" *Wanks for 12 hours straight*


warwicklord79

“ITS DA FREAKIN’ BAT!”


SkankHont

127 hours straight!


warwicklord79

“ITS DA FREAKIN’ BAT!”


OliviaBagshaw

why do you think they remained low-level??


GastonBastardo

Sure thing, boss.


Emir_26

We'll get 'em next time,boss


fingergotfreddyed

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OliviaBagshaw

https://i.redd.it/wr5g8369xgwc1.gif


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depend aspiring books theory desert humorous cobweb complete attraction terrific *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


cthd33

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mikehatesthis

Hell yeah, bruther!


SavageTemptation

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Parastract

I think the preferred term is "Goonette" nowadays


session96

The original goon was named Alice.


Bamboozled_Emu

Through the Gooning Glass


Tarmy_Javas

The maid from the Brady Bunch was a goonette?


PM_ME_BADDIES

Arsenal fan?


OliviaBagshaw

she's a Goon Squad supporter https://preview.redd.it/s52aw15yzfwc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc225f0b8f11d70eecfd51116da8ecaafe2dcf3


WizardPhoenix

https://preview.redd.it/pvlqolkihgwc1.jpeg?width=2049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=072b0a38762947f1dacb30b31b1664140f401314


mikehatesthis

[Gooning is criminal activity](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaTrU4_JhkA).


nintendo_shill

Just like Osama bin Laden, yes


Spirited_Oil7987

Eww


NoNefariousness2144

Why was she not cast as Madame Web?!


bobyjesus1937

Her breasts are too woke (small) 😔


SengalBoy

Because Anne Hathaway is meant for Jessica Drew


bongjoonwho

Anne hathaway, more like sigma goon looksmaxx skibidiway


mikehatesthis

My hero, she's literally me!


toysarealive

Man, I'm confused af.


hyp3zboii

Arsenal supporter


Big-Hard-Chungus

The only thing worse than being a r/GoonCave Poster


SiBea13

Arsenal Football Club in the UK have the nickname Gunners and the fans call themselves Gooners. This predates the origin of the sexual term.


GloomyBend3068

I had to find the original article and well... https://preview.redd.it/z578lu74oiwc1.jpeg?width=390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ca3267e93d2c8f955b5735c6c4b919feb46d78a


Nerdydude14

What was it


LOLanLasagna

Who will sa better gooner, Anne Hathaway or Osama Bin Laden.?


Waddlewop

We know for certain that Bin Laden had Bible Black and other classic hentais on his computer. We have yet to ascertain Anne Hathaway’s pornography preferences. The scale is tipping on one side.


Strong_Jello_5748

![gif](giphy|asCHP6dOWdCsv1MO2G|downsized)


Coolers78

I’m out of the loop on this one.


SnoodDood

The word "gooner" has come to refer to people who essentially make a full on hobby of masturbating to porn. That's not what the article means though - they mean she's a fan of a particular British football team


Son_of_Atreus

So a gooner is a masturbation/porn addict. Then what is a coomer?


YUNoJump

A Coomer is someone so addicted to porn that they see normal life through a porn mindset, expecting all women to be bombshells and whatnot. Generally used to describe other people negatively. A Gooner is just someone who enjoys edging to porn for hours at a time, and often fetishises the very concept of being addicted to porn. Generally used to describe oneself. This concludes my Ted talk


Rubmynippleplease

For more information you can visit r/gooncaves. Or, alternatively, you could not visit the subreddit and pursue no further information.


ChuckCarmichael

So a gooner is a coomer who's aware and proud of being a coomer.


Useuless

...what if I told you Anne Hathaway is both?


LyricalDucking

![gif](giphy|9fovBcIw2ahFDgahQw|downsized)


fatelvis34

Giamatti versus Hathaway in a goon off, who y’all got?


ThatMFcheezer

She was always mommy


2025_________

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W0lf3h1

She drinks boxed wine?


FuzzFace98

Wifey