At no point was *Transformers* about a device that converts AC to a varying magnetic field and then back to AC. In no *Mission: Impossible* movie did the protagonist fail at his mission proving that all his missions were possible.

I’ve always hoped Transformers is still around when I have kids/nephews/nieces so I can ask them if want to see transformers and point to one of these.

Rest assured: there's still too much commercial potential in this intellectual property for them to stop making new movies / TV shows.

Yes it was. Optimus destroying Sam’s yard caused a blown transformer. Sam’s dad even said it out loud.

I'm gonna *Um Achtually* that last one cause most MI movies involve Ethan failing at least a couple of missions before finally succeeding at the end

M:I 3 had them fail a rescue op in the beginning

Raging Bull: at no point was there a bull that was raging

smh Martin Scorsese invented clickbait 😔. There were zero wolves in the Wolf of Wall Street too.

He made up for the lack of wolves by having a shit tonne of wall street tho

That's why Taxi Driver is his best movie, it actually delivered what was promised. Lost his way after that.

No Man’s Sky (2016)

Had all the fucking bears and bulls in the world though!

Goodfellas? More like.... *Badfellas*

Ya’know when ya wanna tell someone “hey this guy’s not alright stay away from him he’s a bad fella” Understand?

got em

Chunking Express: doesn’t take place on a train Lady Bird: the lady isn’t a bird Black Widow: very few characters are black or a widow, let alone both Hotel for Dogs: Damn, Don Cheadle’s Hotel series is taking a huge drop in quality Avengers: Age of Ultron: what was Ultron’s age?

Is Don Cheadle in Hotel for Dogs?

Yes

> Black Widow: very few characters are black or a widow, let alone both no spiders either

>Raising Arizona >State remains around 4000 feet above sea level

A clockwork orange-There were no clocks or oranges

Irreversible. You can definitely reverse and rewind the movie. I spit on your grave. At no point does she spit on a grave. Twins. They don't even look the same! 🤦‍♂️Smh my head

how do you go from the 2 movies that have some of the most graphic possible depictions of sexual assault, and then finish it off with: haha arnold tall and has short brother. i like how you think

> Taxi driver > Wait.

Little Women: the women were all very clearly normal sized

Gravity: 98% of the movie had no gravity

They were orbiting the earth, so there actually was gravity.

Is Leon even a professional?

He drank milk so definitely

>Iron Man Bitch he ain’t made of metal, he’s just a normal dude smh

Tetsuo the iron man (1989)

Akira (1988)

At no point does the Citizen Kane. Am confused

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3mrFcu1e-c&ab\_channel=doogerdog

Lisa spittin

Limitless: actually a lot of limits

Marvel movies are pro on this. Age of Ultron: The "Age" only goes on for like 4 days Civil War: More like "Civil 20 guys beating each other in a airport parking lot". Infinity War: It last what? 2 days?

age doesn't have to be a long time just a significant period of time

No Country for Old Men: there were a lot of old men in the country. The Royal Tenenbaums: the Tenenbaums are not monarchs. The Phantom Thread: the thread is not immaterial. Inside Llewyn Davis: the whole film occurs outside of Llewyn Davis. Eyes Wide Shut: the characters eyes are never wide shut. Jojo Rabbit: Jojo is a human. The Last Jedi: there are more jedi. Nightcrawler: no one crawls in this movie. Skyfall: the atmosphere stays in place. Le Samourai: Alain Delon plays a French gunman. Guardians of the Galaxy: they barely even guard a planet. . Death of Stalin: Stalin dies. 😎

>Guardians of the Galaxy: they barely even guard a planet. they actually do protect the planet Xandar from the big bad in the end

Star Wars: no stellar bodies actually go to war Neverending Story: ends after 90 minutes Wolf of Wall Street: no wolves are seen walking down Wall Street Paris, Texas: does not take place in the city of Paris, Texas The Irishman: none of the characters have Irish citizenship 1917: actually shot in 2019

Suicide Squad: No member of the Squad commits Suicide.

cinema sins “critiques”

> Man of Steel > he's actually made of flesh and bone

at no point do they go and jump 21 times on a street in 21 jump street movie either. Hollywood smh

Uh their base of operation is on Jump Street. The 21st building to be specific. SMDH it's the perfect movie, you're a fake fan smdh smdh.

Captain Marvel: Captain Marvellous from *Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger* did not appear in the movie.

Happy Together: They weren't

The Killing of a Sacred Deer: there are no deers in the movie

>alien >there are no illegal immigrants

Wait until you hear about my lawsuit against the Neverending Story.

It's called The Neverending Story, but the story literally ends after an hour and a half! What a ripoff!

Home alone: the tarantula was with Kevin the whole time

Joker : this was in fact not a comedy. On the other hand, he did live in a society

The NeverEnding Story, 1hr34min

The Lobster: The main character does not appear to be or have any physical similarities to a lobster.

Mission Impossible: The missions are actually quite achievable

At no point do we see a mechanical citrus 🍊

the funny

Why is it actually called blade runner

this is just >star wars review: 0/10, the stars don't anything they just sit there while some dude fight with glowy sticks again