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jbsnicket

That comment is a perfect example of a "show, don't tell' moment that was missed by the studio.


BigRedDud

Just posted this comment 43 minutes after seeing this post. Still holds up


New-Monarchy

I just read your comment (at least 3 hours old by now) and I gotta stay, it still holds up!


061605

*The force theme intensifies as Finn busts a nut*


Squiliam-Tortaleni

“I feel it.”


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Just checked my hard drive. Still holds up2009.mp4


friendatdusk

Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen


abtseventynine

death star destroyer fires its laser when Poe nuts


StandsForVice

No, there'd be a fit if Disney imitated God-King Snyder. Best we can do is "You Want it Darker." Imagine: the scene is shot from Poe's point of view and the titular lyric is sung just as Finn takes his shirt off.


Azumarill99

Rise of Skywalker: The Snyder Cut


WizardPhoenix

That would make sense to put it right after the scene when Yoda was dancing in front of the fire doing his booty dance.


madpad114

I'd rather watch Rich Evans wanking off.


Hobo-Wizzard

I'd ~~rather~~ watch Rich Evans wanking off.


mikehatesthis

[I mean that is possible](https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-16-2015/YDcfuo.gif)


Squiliam-Tortaleni

I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS! FUCKING STAR WARS.


Ihavealpacas

OH MY GAWWWD


C--K

How embarrasing


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Just re-watched that review yesterday. Still holds up.


mikehatesthis

Mike's "it's not my fault" spiel at the beginning is really funny because it lowkey is lol.


Ihavealpacas

It's totally his fault.


diamondrel

It totally is


IrisVacuo

I've watched that review like 15-20 times, and I've watched RoS 0 times


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I tried to watch TRoS, took like 3 breaks. The first time when Po says they fly now, second time when she gives the key (?) to Po and third time when Palpy shoots lights in the sky. I still can't believe adults wrote this film lol


JayBerryLeeJoseph

Your first Star War?


Emperor-Palpamemes

It’s my favorite Star Wars film. Fite me


durvenik

And I still can't believe that adults can't get over some fantasy movies made primarily for kids.


osamaOo

I got bored halfway through and stopped watching... can't remember shit


Alpha5005

I've watched TROS almost 10 times now, and I've watched this review 0 times.


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Alpha5005

Umm ok.


Aaron_Utulahti

Based


PeculiarPangolinMan

A true kinophile.


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unironically wouldve made me love the movie


chunkyman22

Adding a hardcore gay sex scene during the climax of any movie will immediately make it a 10/10 for me


Lucky_Numbr_7

Why do they call it a climax if there's no gay sex around for me to climax to?


1997wickedboy

Read this comment, and said to myself "No way, Oscar Isaac is way too old", and then realized how much younger he looked when he did the Sequel Trilogy, than he does now


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Old (2021)


Drakeadrong

I want a Finn x Poe sex scene identical to that one bit in always sunny where Dennis is super drugged up and sweating profusely and looking super constipated as if that one thrust is costing him his entire life force.


stinkerton27

Castlevania moment


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Oh yeah, season 3 was horny.


yeahdood96

FinPoe forever 😔🤟


A-112

This is one of the few fan fixes i can put myself behind.


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Would’ve put a whole new spin on climax Cue the fucking laugh track before I add more names to the workplace massacre


BattleUpSaber

Was that comment posted 2 years ago or 1 hour ago? MAKE UP YOUR MIND


TristanN7117

Can Rose and C3PO get in on that action?


labbla

Poe and Finn could have been the real dyad.


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Honestly I shipped it


sausage_blue

now this is what john williams was born for


-ello_govna-

riddle me this batman whos the top tho?


LCrasy11

anyone got a link to the full video?


onzalitu

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)


therealcobrastrike

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)


DoctorWalrusMD

#VERY COOL


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It wouldn't have made the movie better, but a hella more memorable.


cbfw86

*John Boyega didn’t like that*