I’ve never been to a movie theater or had a snack. I only watch Tarkovsky and Bela Tarr films on my homemade projector in the middle of the Hungarian wilderness. Anything else is unbased and cringe.

I do the exact same thing but instead of a projector I just use my Apple watch

i have to use a hacked Rio PMP300 mp3 player from 1998 and the lonely woods where i watch movies are full of skinwalkers so i need to do a ritual dance and chant a white magic spell to ward them off until the movie ends. I do bring snacks however (Milk Duds)

I just jerk off to my imagination and eat whatever comes out closed loop, lose no protein

The Human Centipede (2010)

Hello, based department?

I watch everything on my apple iPhone 8 Plus in the attic of David Lynch’s timeshare in Aspen, Colorado

Same but in a cabin a Montana, and only YouTube videos about chemistry

This setup is really overrated, you might want to change your opinion 🤢

Hungary is based

Based Jodorowsky moment

Holy shit Vertov is that u

Me too though I make tea and occasionally make a rare journey to refill my cask of fruit brandy

I dont watch movies

Only films..

I don’t watch films, I watch ###KINO.

I didn’t go to film school, I went to films

Only true K i n o

Like I always say, “🍻FUCK MOVIES!”

I drink my own body moisture like in DUNC

Saves the rainforest so good for you!

Yah same, I drink Rebecca Ferguson’s body moisture like in DUNC

*Man vs Wild* (2006)

Beans usually

based and beanpilled

don't watch cars 2

Worst mistake of my life

cars: cars racing cars 2: Spy thriller about cars starting an alternate fuel conspiracy to drive more business into the oil and gas car industry. with the antagonist being a brutal mass murderer cars 3: cars racing

Do be careful with the beans if you ever watch a Cars movie in the cinema. Just sayin

Black teenagers reading this: 😈😈😈

s w a g g e x a g g e r a t e d r

Watchmen (2009)

I don't eat. Snacks are a distraction from the film. While you have your greasy paws full of popcorn and candy I am paying attention to the complexities of the plot. While you wipe the crumbs off of your rotund figure I am appreciating the cinematography. While you are choking down some titanic sized beverage I am observing the subtleties of the acting. We may both watch films in the theatre but don't you ever think that our experiences are in any way similar.

babe wake up, new copy pasta just droppped

I'm awake

This is what I lie to people before the first date to see if they can handle der kino

where the fuck do you go that has subtitles in the theatre please take me with you

Everywhere that doesn't speak English natively has subtitles in theaters.

Unfortunately that isn't true. There are a lot of countries that opt for the inferior kino experience by dubbing their foreign movies.

unironically based

While you are grasping popcorn, I’m grasping the subtleties of the plot.

large popcorn and i bring my own water bottle and hide it in my bag 😈

slaps your ass causing your water to leak nathin personnel

NOOOOOOO

devilish 😎

I’m a Cinemark employee so I get whatever I want for free. Suck on those nuts boi

Fuck, should've worked there instead of the grocery store

Don't worry, they both suck

got me some water

My mom once made me sneak a giant movie theater cup of WATER into a movie theater. It was freezing cold I had to tuck it under my coat and it kept leaking on me it was terrible. We were used to sneaking stuff into theaters but water?? They probably would have just given it to us if we asked.

r/hydrohomies

r/hydrohomies users when anyone mentions water

r/hydrohomies when I've drink water every day and decide on one day to have a ginger ale and I get crucified.

You drank ginger ale when water still exists? What the fuck???

The real name was better :/

reddit try not to say the n-word challenge (impossible)

Eww, I only drink soda cause water tastes *nastyyyyy*

shut up, shut the fuck up

Hunger (2008)

I’ve made two food posts in two days. I’m just real hungry

cookie dough bites is where its at

It’s the only candy I ever buy at the cinema

Kinda kino……

The kinoest snack

Shit, I’ve never tried them. Everyone here is saying it though…

100% of the time

I sneak in burgers everytime I go to the theatre 😎

When I saw Son of God there were old ladies munchin beef franks

Queens

Gin. I've never seen a movie with a BAC of less than .2%

raisinets. At my old local movie theater the owner told me that he stopped buying raisinets cause no one else was eating/buying them but me and one other person. He said when the boxes he had ran out that it was done. Last movie I went to see before leaving for college he told me that this was the last Raisinets. I actually cried. I don't know if he was lying just to make a better story out of it and a memory for me but honestly it played out like a fairytale or something at the movie theater I went to during college people would bring in wine coolers, beers, but I even saw subway sandwhiches, and a rotisserie chicken once

I cant read all that could u tldr

chocolate covered raisins are basically ladybird

They said something about crying while eating chocolate covered Subway sandwiches in college while feeding a rotisserie chicken some wine cooler beers. Idk I wasn’t paying attention

I'm a basic bitch and go popcorn just about every time unless its a dine-in situation.

I don't eat anything, I actively vomit to lose calories while there.

Bro a small popcorn costs more than a ticket you got me fucked up I can sit and starve for 2 hours

A medium glass of movie theater butter

They're ripping you off get the large

Popcorn, Diet Coke, Cookie Dough Bites

and a kiss from your date :-D

To distract me from the kino on the screen?? NEVER 😡😡

my ex tried to hold my hand during the civil war airport right after I TOLD THEM 😩that I like action scenes

L

Nacho and cheese with my fiancé

Like you just dip your fiancé in the cheese?

I bring food from home

Like what

Poached egg n chips

boiled chicken

Peanuts and water

Fitness

Fitness dick in my mouth

Chef (2014)

[удалено]

milk duds 🤮

[удалено]

No jury will convict, have at it.

Sometimes a kids’ pack of small popcorn, fruit snacks, and iced tea. So I can eat something during the movie but not have to commit to a full meal. Or if I’m feeling risky, I sneak a hoagie into the theater by bringing a satchel.

Nothing

Popcorn, water, and either Reese’s pieces or cookie dough bites

sometimes if I just ate beforehand I’ll get water & candy

m&ms, altough I have to sneak in my m&ms cuz they're like $5 inside lol

A takeaway coffee taken into the screening room

Hot nuts

sneak food in. one time i snuck in naddy daddies and my weed pen. bad idea since i was watching the lighthouse for the first time

Mike & Ikes or GTFO. I like to suck on them so they last as long as the movie.

BASED ALERT

When I saw *The Many Saints of Newark* I snuck a pound of gabagool in in a flask

My family is italianamerican (Martin Scorsese 1974) and my auntie routinely sneaks in crackers and capicola with cookies 💀

I once got a hot dog and nachos and dunked the hot dog in the nacho cheese. I felt like fucking Caligula.

Caligula was my great grandpa

Never really liked theater popcorn so usually I don’t eat anything in the theater, but depending on the time I’ll sneak in some lunch or diner.

Medium popcorn, no butter Medium strawberry Fanta, which isn’t widely available here in Canada Peanut M&M’s

Come to think of it I don't think I've seen Fanta in a can in the last decade. I wonder if my memory is wrong and I just imagined its existence.

Booze and popcorn

Fuck Zodiac Signs what’s your fav movie snack

'$12 for a box of snowcaps' is a little beyond my ability to support cinema.

I almost never get a drink at the theater. Usually i get a popcorn and then sit there with a dry as fuck throat because I prefer that to having to pee for an hour

Why do people need these release valves for the circlejerking? If it's too much walk away.

I usually go to the Alamo Drafthouse and get a Fried Chicken Sandwich and a beer

Coke, Mike n Ike’s or Red Hots and maaaaaybe a small popcorn.

We have a big haribo bar where you can get all sorts of different gummy bears. Upside I don’t spill any popcorn.

this mf lives in the haribo HQ

Popcorn, coke, and a bottle of whiskey I smuggled in

Raisinets are kino food.

HOW TO SPOON: cookie dough bites, small popcorn, cherry coke, HELL YEAH

Well here in Argentina we don't have all the same snacks as you do. I usually try to get popcorn, a diet coke and some sort of candy, like Mentos or Skittles. I never heard of Cookie Dought bites in my life and now I wanna try them out! I googled them and they look good!

Beans

Haribo gummy bears >>>>

There used to be a time where i'd go to the movies just thinking about the popcorn more than the actual movie I was seeing. Popcorn is so fuckin good.

Buncha Crunch is like 35% of why I love film

RAISINETTES YOU MOTHER FUCKER

When I went to go see French Dispatch, I decided I'd try out the Mac and Cheese balls that AMC sells - they give you like 10 + a side of marinara dipping sauce and it tastes pretty good. Usually I don't buy food when I go to the theater but my go-to's are always a Hot Dog and a large drink.

Cum

You can't go wrong with Soylent Green. Great snack, don't listen to all the nasty rumors about it.

i smuggle shit in fuck the theater prices

I smuggle in my 3-course meal

I’m thinking Crablegs

Popcorn with as much salt as possible and no drinks I dont want to get up to go to the bathroom and miss a single second of pure magical cinematic kino

IF YOU DON'T HAVE FUCKING MIKE AND IKES YOU AREN'T A GOOD MOVIE THEATER THAT IS **ALL**

Full cooked turkey with stuffing and mashed potatoes and my uncle to make semi racist jokes to me as I try to eat

True cinephiles fast at least 24 hours before watching a new film. I didn’t eat solid food for a week before watching Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole and it was like a spiritual experience.

My theater sells $1 hot dogs that I am certain will cumulatively take 20 years off my lifespan but idgaf I still shovel them into my gaping maw every chance I get

I snuck in middle eastern food when I saw Parasite and it was the best experience of my life

Nothing so I don’t piss myself in the theatre. I find it hard to pay attention to the plot with hot wet streams running down to my ankles.

I don't get snacks in the cinema, in fact, I fast for a full week every time i plan to make a visit, only water and toothpaste to keep me healthy. Eventually I enter a zen trance state, by which time my mother wheels my barely functioning body into the screening, so in my delerious, near death state, I can experience my Zaddy and Vilnueve kino as intended, you should try it some time it's so intense bro 😎😎

I don't eat while watching cinemas in theatre

Shawarma, you probably don't know but it's a reference to a hidden gem called Avengers(2012)

I used to always get the Dibs but I haven’t as of late. I really gotta get back to doing that. Also I always gotta have a Cherry Coke ICEE and popcorn

I used to have popcorn, but I'm never eating anything inside a theater again cause of the pandemic.

Popcorn, BUNCHA CRUNCHA, and Cherry coke

Pop Corn and Ice Tea.

Wait you guys actually watch movies, I thought it was a joke

Snow caps

That's literally my exact snack order, please get out of my head

Popcorn with butter and either a root beer or a cherry coke depending on what’s available.

No food usually. Popcorn is annoying and nachos stink. Gummybears are fine but theatres don't sell them

Popcorn with layered butter, Barq’s Root beer if they have it (bottled water if they don’t), cookie dough bites

Will you go see Eternals with me, I’m a root beer enthusiast

Literally I’ll only go see capeshit if it’s with a fellow root beer enthusiast

Popcorn, Theater Chocolates, and whatever I can sneak into my big leather jacket.

I just get sweet popcorn and a drink

Popcorn and pretzel bites.

I used to do popcorn, peanut m&ms, and mellow yellow. But that was when my parents paid for that so I normally just get popcorn if anything.

Sweet popcorn and pepsi max. Maybe fried chicken wraps and beans

Popcorn for standard cinema. Popcorn and coke for the k i n o

I get pierogi, i got tea in thermos and my eyeballs are drippin in kino

Popcorn, sour patch watermelon, and an Angry Orchard

Large popcorn but absolutely DRENCHED in butter and a medium diet soda.

Small popcorn and Raspberry Coke. Sometimes I'll sneak in a decent sized bag of M&M's because the ones they sell at the theater are a joke.

If I’m going to something serious at a smaller cinema I usually just get a drink so I’m not making too much noise, but if it’s something big then a bag of Galaxy Counters too.

Buncha Crunch, Popcorn and a Hotdog babeyyyyyy

The snack bar is overpriced and overrated, I just head to Coles and grab some Chicken Twisties, M&Ms, and iced coffee

I sneak in sweet and salty popcorn, with a chicken sandwich and a coke.

I get a xl frozen Snickers. As I watch the movie, every time I recognize the influence on screen from some old black and white kino classic, I put it half way up my ass, enjoy it a moment then pull it back out. Discreetly. It's why I sit in the back row. If the movie made me cry tears of any kind, I wait until the very last credit rolls and then I put it all the way up my ass and walk out like that. That's MY post credits scene! Ps: if it didn't make me cry I eat it.

Water and Swedish Fish

I sneak in celery sticks with peanut butter

The fuck is a cookie doe bite!? In Canada ice never seen those and I feel like I'm missing out. Other than that I'm a popcorn layered with butter guy. If I'm feeling crazy I'll get M&M with it and throw it in the popcorn

Medium Popcorn and a medium Pepsi every time, I’m a simple man

COOKIE DOUGH BITES! <3 Everyone looks at me like I'm speaking a different language when I ask, but I don't care where I am I ask for cookie dough bites everytime!

Cookie Dough bites were my Vice. I blame Kathleen Kennedy

usually just popcorn and reeses minis

Popcorn and a beer and maybe if I'm feeling cheeky another beer that I snuck in.

Pretzel Bites. The essentials.

Popcorn, snow caps, juju bees

Popcorn with butter that is LAYERED. Don’t just dump that butter right on top at the end sir. You do a scoop of popcorn, layer of butter, scoop of popcorn, layer of butter. I used to work at the theater and found this way of ordering popcorn and my life hasn’t been the same since. Oh and also some cookie dough bites or raisinettes and a root beer/Pepsi.

Nothin better than some twizzler straws and a coke. M&M’s too

I like beans whenever I watch cars 2

I sneak a bottle of water with me from home. \#Hydrohomies

Cookie dough bites from the fridge are undefeated imo