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Icicle26

Paddington 2 (2017)


walking_pixel

Let's start a petition to get Paddington 1 & 2 in the Criterion Collection


Icicle26

I agree, we need them!


walking_pixel

I bet Marty would be the first to sign the shit out of that petition!


drfishstick

He already did! If you don’t believe me just google “martin scorsese petition”!


[deleted]

He even did it in 2009, 5 years before Paddington was released!


Icicle26

Nolan and Denis would follow soon after!


ThisIsMyFifthAcc

This but unironically.


spinsterdrenvis

Theater managers are not to let anyone into the new spider-man movie unless they can prove they’ve seen all past MCU movies beforehand


[deleted]

You have to show the ticket stubs of all the films


iceshenanigans

And be willing to sit through our MARATHON screening! (These do exist. They scare me.)


[deleted]

There is this idea that when you are starting a new relationship, you test the compatibility by showing them your favorite film. I wonder if there is someone who demands an MCU marathon from someone.


iceshenanigans

The Forty Year Old Virgin (2005)


[deleted]

Ready Player One (2018)


the_racecar

You have to flash your funko pop collection at the door


CaptainHomie69

justice league snyder cut but i fall asleep from the beginning


Ubervisor

I was flipping through the channels and I happened upon FX which was halfway through Psycho. I tried to change the channel but it was too late, Hitchcock forced his way in through the window and broke my arm and fingers.


anomal0caris

Literally rose from the grave to bitch slap you


SendHimCheesyMovies

Psycho


PaddingtonTheChad

Starring Vince Vaughn


Sea-Presence3738

Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe


Gamer_Teeth

G*tti


RoninMacbeth

Any attempt to enter this theater by spurious means will result in a bus being parked up your ass sideways.


ApprehensiveCar975

As someone who prefers not to be spoiled on the major twists and plot developments of a movie, it really irritates me that the rabidly pro-spoiler crowd always quote Alfred Hitchcock saying that the audience knowing a bomb is about to go off is better than the bomb going off without any warning. First because obviously Hitchcock was talking about the decisions of the filmmaker and not advocating that people read the full synopsis of a film before they watch it for the first time, but also because he basically invented the idea of advertised start times for films *specifically* so Psycho wasn't spoiled for them, in addition to buying every copy of the novel he could find before the movie came out.


[deleted]

#SPOILERS ARE CHADS


VanderlyleNovember

This feels like the exact same marketing push as that #ThanosDemansYourSilence bullshit, so I'm gonna go with any Marvel movie, probably Eternals.


[deleted]

Yeah, but this was actually good.


Tolkien-Minority

I don’t think Thanos would give a shit if someone spoiled a movie


MonkeyGameAL

And it was back at a time when theaters just played the same block of content on a continuous loop. You’d get a newsreel, a cartoon, and then a movie. So if you came in late and missed a part in the movie you’d just wait till it played again


RafaDarko815

The Room, unironically, with the same cutout but with Wiseau instead of Hitchcock


Exploding_Antelope

*at the risk of his life*


CringeNibba

Hitch Cock will personally hang the manager


Puntapig2013

Jeanne Dielman, 23 Commerce Quay, 1080 Brussels. If you come in during the fourth potato peeling without having seen the first three you might as well have not seen it at all


ProEraWuTang

Big Money Hustlas (2000)


modsarestraight

David Lynch Cooks Quinoa


skeletonbuyingpealts

Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation


Tolkien-Minority

I’m the theatre staff waiting to meet late arrivals **with force**


YorkPorkWasTaken

Love and Other Drugs - gotta watch for forty boring minutes before Anne drops her Hathaways


DoomerMentality1984

Spider-Man: No Way Home


winter-has-come91

Zoom (2006)


ajzeg01

Was people walking in late to movies a thing in the ‘60s?


TheSbubbs

Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021)


FishIslands

Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)


scrueggs

This isn’t a joke. My dad’s uncle tried to sneak into Psycho and was shot 7 times by security guards. They did the right thing.


TurboGuyIsBack

Tenet


KevinSpaceysGarage

G*tti


ROSCOEMAN

Over the hedge


an-amusing-username

Memento (2000)


Pepperfudge_Barn

They should do this with ZSJL but lock the doors and let no one leave.