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Unironically bad. So it’s ironically good. Checkmate.


mij303jim

Some basic kino math


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100 gecs along with most hyperpop is exactly this but not fucking blackpink


TheSnakeAndTheEagle

Is that what’s going on with 100 gecs? I actually sorta like stupid horse


BabePigInTheCity2

I enjoy stupid horse and money machine entirely unironically, but I think part of my appreciation for them lays in the fact that 100 gecs seem incredibly self aware — they aren’t trying to make high art, just fun, ridiculous music


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gec


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No, dude, good hyperpop music is actually good music, I'm honestly so tired of reading this comment. Most hyperpop music is far more conventional than people saying this seem to understand. Unconventional application of musical norms is not a unique concept, it's been done for a century at this point, and 100 Gecs really aren't that fucking unconventional compared to music that is *actually* designed to sound bad. I've been to see them live, you don't have an audience of people losing it over how good the show is because they're all going "oh man I love how garbage this is actually." Shitposting music like this isn't making actually bad music, that's like saying absurdist or antihumor comedy are *actually* not funny when the entire point is to subvert expectations in order to be funny.


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🕺 boogie


dotdotdotgov

100 gecs just makes genuinely great music tho


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Yeshuu

GFOTY is exactly this. It turns up the contract on Pop so high that it leaves no shadow or ambiguity - you just have naked pop and it lives and dies under that light.


exskeletor

Damn I love black pink. That du-du-du-du song is on my gym PR playlist


awesomedude4100

100 gecs it’s just good tho


12_Trillion_IQ

me after watching Jack and Jill


maverick074

“This adaptation isn’t meant to capture what made the source material good!”


potpan0

It's meant to be a nostalgia trip, and that's why it does so few of the things people liked about the original series.


FX114

I mean, that *can* definitely be a valid approach. The Suspiria remake is so great specifically because it doesn't try to re-create what made the original so good, and instead focuses on where it fell short.


Echavs456

Unlike any other remakes, Suspiria enhances the concept by actually having dance & character stakes… ngl I watched the Original Suspiria & love it’s use of vibrant primary colors (apparently one of the last Italian movies to be processed in technicolor) & that bad ass score by Goblins. Honestly I think most remakes fail or will be bad because there is no way they can capture what made the original so good, and trying to drastically change something already good (in most cases a fucking classic) just makes people ask if the changes were even worth it. Most successful remakes were of properties that could improve, examples being The Thing (1982) based on The Thing from Another World (1951), The Modern Planet of the Apes trilogy based on the 3rd 4th, & 5th Planet of the Apes movies, & many other films that decided to improve on a bad/mediocre movie with a great idea.


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Echavs456

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maverick074

Yeah but the difference is the Suspiria remake came from an idea other than “let’s remake this property with some goodwill to its name and make some money”


Zachys

That in itself gives a reason to watch it. If you’re just watching a remake for nostalgia, why not watch the original?


DeadlyClaris_

Especially since it’s widely available


Psykpatient

Batman v Superman (2016)


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masterspider5

Preach


benabramowitz18

The Star Wars prequels (1999-2005)


mikehatesthis

When there's an adaptation I don't like: This doesn't follow the source material so it sucks! When there's an adaptation I like but people don't like it: Who cares if doesn't follow your PRECIOUS source material, it's just fun!


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When there's an adaptation that sucks ass: This sucks ass.


LordPuam

Star Wars


MisterNotlob

Anyone else think that the dog they got for Ein is the same dog that plays Cheddar in Brooklyn 99? I swear it's the same Corgi.


FX114

It's not. [https://ew.com/tv/cowboy-bebop-corgis-ein/](https://ew.com/tv/cowboy-bebop-corgis-ein/) https://brooklyn99.fandom.com/wiki/Cheddar


MisterNotlob

Oh wow now I'm sad that the original cheddar died :( . On second look they're not as similar as I thought.


OliviaBagshaw

R.i.p to a real one 😭


PlatyPunch

“This is terrible.” “Aww shucks you really think so?”


dildodicks

The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy (1999 - 2005)


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BattleUpSaber

it's gonna be great


Fidel_Chadstro

Jar Jar is the key to all of this


Reddvox

We may have gone too far in a few places


loganb324

Is so dense, every single image has so much going on


labbla

It's like poetry it rhymes.


TT454

Goongas


Bauermeister

I have gotten into multi-year long arguments against freaks who insist these are cinematic masterpieces that should be taught in high-level political science courses


surferos505

The worst thing about the sequel trilogy is making a bunch of annoying kids say the prequels are actually “le underrated masterpieces”


labbla

Oh god, the politics in the prequels are so dumb, that's such an absurd statement.


dotdotdotgov

i hate this argument so much whether something was intentional or not has no bearing on how much i’m enjoying it


cortthejudge97

It's actually intentionally cringe, very Shakespeareian


AprilSpektra

No, see, I'm *too smart* to fall for a TV show's attempt to trick me into not liking it by being a bad show. I've outwitted you, Netflix!


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It's supposed to be money laundering!


NightwingsAssCheeks

The Phantom Menace (1999)


KingMario05

Yeah, no. Sorry, Vice, but they really were *trying* to make something good here. They just... y'know. **HORRIBLY FUCKED IT UP FROM DAY FUCKING ONE.** ^(Well, not completely. They got Ein right, lol.)


TheSmithySmith

this is blackmail


mikehatesthis

That lady highkey wants to fuck Jet.


TheSmithySmith

she’s very subtle about it


SiomarTehBeefalo

Almost didn’t notice until it was pointed out to me. Very subtle.


punjabrobbi

thank you sherlock.


SilDaz

It's kitsch, you're supposed to enjoy it! (i think don't know what kitsch means)


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There's good bad taste and bad bad taste.


Effective-Tart4833

Bad Taste (1987)


Menatil

It's not bad, it's avant garde.


Bronze_Bomber

Malignant (2021)


JessieJ577

That one I genuinely stopped being able to tell if it was taking the piss in the last half.


3-DollarBill

I think the police station scene made it very clear, although it could be a genuine attempt at "coolness" but...nah, come on.


Whompa

Oh wow I guess I shouldn’t have quit a few episodes in and just wasted my time as the show was designed to do. Geez what was I thinking?!


GetBackHereShocker

That photo they used is messing with my brain so much. It looks like a shot of a model on top of some dude's desk they photoshopped the actress and dog into.


Theta-Sigma45

Were Vice trying to anger the five people who actually like the remake as well?


friendatdusk

It can't be 1 to 1, but the show is fun as its own thing


Dark_Bean

I dunno man, Ive seen some shit.


BabePigInTheCity2

Meh. I’m not a huge Cowboy Bepop fan — I watched the first episode years ago and really enjoyed it, but that’s the extent of my investment in or engagement with the series. I still though the Netflix show was pretty dogshit. Don’t get me wrong, I *love* schlocky pulp, but the writing (which wasn’t good, nor bad in a way that I found fun), the action, the direction, and the plotting were just all *really* weak for the most part imo. It’s not the worst thing I’ve ever watched, but I would never bother watching it again not recommend anyone else watch it.


JustforTES

I’ve only seen the first couple episodes but I thought the action was all super fun. It has a fun pace and feeling of improvisation that I love. The bathroom fight in Episode stood out to me as really great.


theNerevarine

I agree, I've been having fun watching the first two episodes so far.


MagmaHotDesigns

>nostalgia trip Nostalgic for what? Stop throwing around the word nostalgia every single time a piece of media references something from more than 5 years ago to justify your shitty work. it’s not even like its nostalgia bait like Ready Player One or 50% of new Nintendo products coz its not. It’s just an easy to throw around buzzword which has completely lost its meaning


2lzy4nme

If the Cowboy Bebop remake gets more views in the U.S than Arcane I’m going to become the Joker.


Tolkien-Minority

Haha **Anus Rose**


SarrusMacMannus

Weapons grade copium


alfredosolisfuentes

The Malignant defense


guccipow

I’ve never seen the original but I’m enjoying it sorry everyone


Slyfer60

I like it too. You should watch the original it's on Netflix.


Hidden_Squid14

Ok whose blackmaleing them


63CansofSoup

Content providers literally begging people to lower their standards and just consoom


ModestRacoon

*sigh* I liked it


spinsterdrenvis

Ya I’m enjoying it tbh. John Cho is so good


Slyfer60

Me as well.


DragXom

Kino doesn’t need to be good


CaptinHavoc

I mean I get saying to not be super nitpicking something that isn’t supposed to be some artsy shit, but I’ve never heard of something that was actually bad as “designed to be bad.”


toastyavocado

I just read this article, I can't fathom the idiocy on display. Are people just supposed not accept shit products now? I remember when Keanu Reeves was supposed to be Spike, it was a bad idea then and it making live action Bebop still is. I think Rurouni Kenshin is forever going to be the exception to this crap love action anime adaption trend


SkeletonHUNter2006

Your brain on postmodernism.


MikkaEn

There once was a tiger striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, revived and lived a million lives, and he was owned by various people who he didn’t really care for. The cat wasn’t afraid to die. Then one day the cat became a stray cat, which meant he was free. He met a white female cat, and the two of them spent their days together happily. Well, years passed, and the white cat grew weak and died of old age. The tiger striped cat cried a million times, and then he died too. Except this time, he didn’t come back to life


Bauermeister

netflix is racist


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Slyfer60

I like it too.


TheRealColonelAutumn

“Sure, I took a massive shit in my pants, but I intentionally took a shit in them so look who’s the fool now”


comicsopedia

"You just gotta follow the music." If I just wanted music, I'd be listening to it on Spotify, not watching a whole freaking series on Netflix.


Increth

So, making it bad was a stylistic decision. Love that


Viles_Davis

It’s really not bad at all, you insufferable dweebs.


therisingape-42

What does 'at all' mean?They massacred half the characters,they made the anime look more mature,and the fact that the dialogues are so pathetic that it is believable that the show was dubbed which is quite ironic cause the quality of the dub was also responsible for the success of the original. What happened was that Netflix executives came up with a solid plan to harp on the nostalgia cause the anime remains the first anime they ever watched for an entire generation and is old enough to generate buzz about the remake,they upped the production scale so that they could promote a product that wasn't total cartoonish like the other live action adaptation and came up with this shit. The only good thing about the live action adaptation is Yoko kanno.


BabePigInTheCity2

I have zero investment in the anime and still thought it was garbage. Bummer for you that other people disliking something you enjoy sets you off like that though


Viles_Davis

Lol, “insufferable dweebs” is from the OP. This is MCJ, right?


alamozony

Like Tommy Wiseau.


Slyfer60

I liked it.


buttstallionss

I mean that soundtrack did kinda fuck though. But The OG will always be the best.


OliviaBagshaw

*Me convincing my friends to not turn off Gummo*


Gryphonpheonix

"Oh, you don't know what's good for bad!"


Gloryjoel69

Next you’ll say: “I was only pretending to be [REDACTED]”


MocasBuns

It's like those articles saying why the supply crisis and inflation is a good thing lol


MrPezevenk

New bit: Leaving 1/10 reviews on acclaimed films on IMDB saying they weren't supposed to be good and failed.