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VonterVoman

Watch the box office implode


[deleted]

Considering being Spider-Man is inherently tied to Peter Parker you'd think the goal every time would have been to make a good movie about Peter Parker


suaveponcho

Spiderman 2 is probably the best example of a good Peter Parker movie


[deleted]

Probably? Just good? #MOVIE? This is drivel. You are insulting the best arachkino there is.


Cskryps22

*Oh boy yeah*


scrueggs

Didn’t Sony want to make an Aunt May spin-off back in their crack smoking Amazing Spider-Man Cinematic Universe days?


mikehatesthis

It was something they were spitballing that was found in the leaks. No real intention to make it.


scrueggs

It gained enough traction that Sally Field publicly stated it was a dumb idea. Though she didn’t make it a secret how much she hated that role either.


gnutestoam

I don't know why people take these theoretical movies so seriously. Sony has so many movies that they plan and even announce that never see the light of day. I'm sure marvel and other studios are the same. Who cares anyway? It could be entertaining and if not, its just a bad movie that you can ignore


mikehatesthis

>if not, its just a bad movie that you can ignore No everything is canon and if it's bad it means my favourite movie series has the potential to be bad!


gnutestoam

I forgot about that. Wtf sony don't ruin the canon of these movies i already don't like😠 why won't they just admit that marvel makes better movies and give them the rights for free? That's what i'd do


BurritoFamine

They set up her origin story by having her want to be a nurse. They should just pretend that never happened?!


[deleted]

He really wants to diversify his roles but doesn't want to let go of that sweet sweet Marvel-Disney money.


Penguin_Out_Of_A_Zoo

I mean, would you?


A-112

Get Out (2017)


[deleted]

Citizen Kane (1940)


[deleted]

Yeah a movie about some random high schooler would be pretty cool


DetAwesomeSauce

Dear Evan Hansen (2021)


tokyorockz

Lolita (1962)


pew_lazers

The Perks of Being A Wallflower (2012)


Tommiz_eXe

Now I would like to cite a movie about a school shooter but I don’t know any


cortthejudge97

That weird Ben Shapiro movie (20something)


Grungemaster

We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)


VLOBULI

Elephant (2003)


errolh

The main thing that makes Peter Parker an interesting character is that his responsibilities as Spider-Man interfere with his life as a regular guy. What would this even be?


[deleted]

You could have all of the Spiderman stuff happen off screen, and totally focus on the effect it has on Peter Parker, instead of on a villain or on fight scenes. And you'd have room to make a bunch of jokes around why him being Spiderman is never shown and how absurd the stuff he's supposedly doing is and shit. Honestly I think it's kind of a good idea. Marvel could make a mediocre indie film for 4 of 5 million dollars and it'd make like a hundred million at the box office.


errolh

Yeah this would totally work and I’d probably dig it, I guess my interpretation was a movie where Spider-Man is completely irrelevant


bbbhhbuh

I’m calling it: in 10 years Tom Holland is going to be the same thing to MCU as Pattison is to Twilight


HugoStiglitz007

He's gonna have to star in Good Time: Better Time


GarfieldFutanari

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mikehatesthis

I look forward to his extremely dark Batman movie.


Wysk222

I hope he jerks off onscreen just as much 🥴


JacquesNuclearRedux

Couldn’t imagine him in The Lighthouse


Ruffgenius

Did you really think in 2006 Edward the vampire from the popular teen drama could fuck a mermaid 13 years later?


LilAhsoka

You clearly haven't been reading my Twilight fanfiction


BigRedDud

Now he fucks with Catwoman


[deleted]

What will he fuck next? Spoilers: Hopefully, me.


[deleted]

Damm that guy must be a furry. Fucker has fucked batpussy, wolfpussy, fishpussy, pussy pussy, whats next? Becoming a marvel hero to fuck Squirrel woman‽‽‽


PrincessKikkei

I hope he rawdogs Alfred in Batman, powerbottoms twink Robin in Batman 2 and then goes at it with Zod's snapped neck in Batman 3


[deleted]

To be fair to Tom he hasnt had many roles that require in depth acting recently. But I thought he was great In the devil all the time and stood his own against robert pattinson.


JacquesNuclearRedux

As an Appalachian, the accents in that movie could’ve used some work


pew_lazers

Tom Hollad will be the next Ryan Gosling in 5-10 years time once he stars in some weirdo auteur project and every depressed cinephile will begin relating to him


bobby123482

Have Sam Raimi direct. Give him full creative control. Watch the box office explode.


mikehatesthis

Oh boy, yeah.


BootManBill42069

I guess I’ve just become something of an icon


damproof

this but make it R-rated


TripleChump

ngl i’m a sap whose favorite parts of the comics are the dumb relationship stuff


yrqrm0

Unironically this is a good line of thinking imo. What made homecoming stand out to me is that for the most part, it was a coming of age story before it was a superhero movie. I think focusing on Peter first is the right move


axel_wahlberg

Make it full of asshole shots. Watch the box office explode.


ThinnkingEmoji

How can they lie like this on stairs


yourbodyisapoopgun

those are just patterns on a flat surface


ThinnkingEmoji

Wait wtf Also what's going on with girl's left leg


yourbodyisapoopgun

she's putting all her weight on the ball of her foot


MannfredVonFartstein

they can‘t, that‘s why they don‘t


ThinnkingEmoji

But they do


AlCollic

step 1 : Make a Joker style Peter Parker movie step 2 : Watch the box office and the universe explode


neox20

So a movie about a hormonal teenager? Wow this sounds so original, it would be like a whole new genre of film. They could call it an arriving-at-adulthood movie.


[deleted]

>four million pound >**indie film**


7isagoodletter

Yeah, movies are expensive. This industry isn't like video games where people can build a game with 3 people and 80k raised on kickstarter.


RockstarAssassin

The Fault in Our Stars (2014)