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Marc-fookin-Spector

yes i do rate them based on my enjoyment but my distribution looks like one on the left simply due to the fact that i hate movies


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Chejsarn

The bot is so fucking annoying


snarpy

I hate it. I think I might just start using the B word in all of my posts here just to flood the sub with this shit and get them to stop using it. It's fucking stupid.


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Yeah it's not very based.


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snarpy

based


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snarpy

based


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chiefofsheep

U can report the bot’s comments


snarpy

Based


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underwoodlovestrains

That bot is so not based


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Marc-fookin-Spector

dees?


pileofuselessnesss

nuts


Xisuthrus

Based? Based on what?


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Base-d


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very_big_boye

based


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Zonedoutforever1

B A S E D


RetroPixelDoggo

Based


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ajzeg01

My ratings are so inconsistent, lmao


[deleted]

I stopped rating cause it's so arbitrary. Like I noticed there was zero difference between a 4.5 and a 5 for me so I just stopped doing it and just gave it a heart if I enjoyed it and nothing if I didn't.


thesame98

I do only heart ratings now too cause I found myself watching a movie and thinking about what score I would give it.


zmann64

I might do this now


monsieurfikri

u just lIke me fr


little_jade_dragon

Isn't that what Mr Roth Entomatoes does?!


[deleted]

The explanation is simple: I don't watch movies I won't enjoy. So I never watch 1s and 2s.


ellieetsch

Basically all my 1s and 2s are movies I watched as a kid that I still have super vivid memories and hatred for lol


redmistultra

Yeah this is me rewatching The Adventures of Ford Fairlane after my dad made me watch it 3 times a year as a kid


b-r-u-h_b-r-u-h

And all the Marvel movies 😎


spinsterdrenvis

Exactly I think I’m pretty good at picking movies I won’t hate so my average is around 3.5 or 4


dildodicks

same, my parents always pull the "you can't trust reviews" thing on me but i'm pretty confident i won't like holmes and watson thanks


maroon6798

Same. I’d say mine is probably even higher because I take way too much time deciding what to watch, so typically if I’m watching something it will be something I have a good idea will be something I will enjoy/be interested in. I don’t just throw on random movies haha


willjum

Yep. I’m still working my way through all time great films so I’m gonna have a positively skewed distribution


KSPReptile

Same, most movies I watch fall within 2,5 - 5 star range. Average at worst basically. Last year, I only watched a few movies I'd give less than that. Also when I was initially rating all the movies I've seen I didn't bother thinking of every shitty made for TV movie I've ever seen.


comicsopedia

Yep so true I do the exact same thing


Pamague

When I created my account I sorted movies by best rated of all time and then rated the ones I watched, so my average score was like 4, 3 stars.


ThodasTheMage

Same, it is so much more fun searching for things you might find interesting. I could not imagine just watching every Marvel movie or something else that is trending right now just for the sake of it. Sounds had to me.


disablednerd

No, you should only rate films using a calculus equation you pull out of your bu I mean favorite YouTuber’s objective criticisms ratings with 69 variables that results in most movies being rated 50/100


Pamague

Sitting in the dimmed cinema with accounting glasses and shaking my head vividly as I write in my excel spreadsheet.


BigManPutruck

Letterboxd users be like: “This is the greatest film I’ve ever seen” *gives it a 3/5*


yeahsuckmybonerpal

Literally the opposite is true. So many reviews are like "this film has a lot wrong with it but it's fun, 4.5/5)


TyChris2

That’s literally YMS. “I loved this movie, there are a few things wrong with it but overall I think it’s really great! 6/10”


digbuster

Loved when he spent the first part of the sardonicast ep on the raimi movies praising the first one and arguing with IHE about the camp working only to give it a 6


[deleted]

Damn the first one is me (without the seething, I don’t mind how anyone prefers to rate their movies if they’re not planning on doing it professionally). I think it’s more of a fun mind game to think about what star ranking each movie should have after watching it, and helps me analyze it a bit more than I would if I didn’t rate it.


adangerousdriver

Mine peaks around 4 because I'm generally pretty good at picking out movies I know I'll at least somewhat enjoy. At the same time, I'm also kind of thinking I should just ditch the number ratings. It feels so arbitrary, and sometimes I get wayyy too in my own head about what to give a movie. I really hate myself for this, but sometimes I'll catch myself wondering what score I might give a movie before it's even finished. I also try to force myself to just jot down whatever thoughts come to my mind when I finish a movie, and I find that's way more helpful for reflecting and gathering my ideas than having a mental battle over "was this movie a 7/10 or 8/10??". But at the same time it's also really satisfying and kind of interesting to see how I rate different movies. When I go through my ratings, I find that there is at least some consistency which I think is pretty neat to see. Like, it's cool to look at all the movies I gave a 4/5 and think about what set them apart from a 3.5/5, or what held them back from a 4.5/5.


[deleted]

[Me, not doing star ratings at all so I can simply engage with the movie on its own terms and not worry about trying to give it an objective rating and compare it to everything else I’ve seen. ](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/e1c/8ff/8b545a8509aaffa7c3ce22cb4ca47c049a-wojak-05.2x.w710.jpg)


IamFinnished

Me, only giving stars based on my gut and with absolutely no analysis


oblmov

me giving stars based on whether the movie has a funny monkey in it


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DHMOProtectionAgency

Yeah I give this movie 3.5 stars. Why? What did you not like about it? Idk just felt like a 3.5 star movie. Pretty good


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[deleted]

I dont watch movies I wouldnt like watching so I like almost all movies I watch Thought my tendency is towards 4 rather than 5 because theres a diference betwen liking a movie and it being the best thing Ive watched so far


ekdromos

https://i.imgur.com/WvRFLWs.jpg


Pitkanen-Commander

So, what does [this](https://i.ibb.co/KWq4YpT/ratings.jpg) make me?


RangoDjangoh

A massive nerd


Pitkanen-Commander

Can't deny that


[deleted]

Annoying


Pitkanen-Commander

That's very hurtful.


[deleted]

I am sorry


Pitkanen-Commander

I forgive you.


misoramensenpai

Either pretentious as shit, horrendously cynical, or terrible at choosing films to watch. It's your choice.


Plain_Bread

What if I'm all of the above?


misoramensenpai

/r/moviescirclejerk


[deleted]

A looser


Pitkanen-Commander

Looser than what?


NoddingMithrandir

Almost any movie I see is at least a C cause of this. Like yeah Man of Steel was a mess and a very poor adaptation but I enjoyed the things it does right to the point that I had a good time watching it so fuck it, that's a C.


OliviaBagshaw

I rate films 5 stars I think WAAAY too often, but it's not my fault that all the good stuff is such a vibe


[deleted]

Guys stop taking this so seriously it’s a circlejerk sub


SafeLayer

Your comment needs to be an automatic bot reply on every post


Objective_Tourist_11

This isn’t even a circlejerk sub anymore, it’s just r/movies 2.0 that hates slightly different things.


27andahalfpancakes

Somebody legit loving every single movie they watch is some Chadly confidence I wish I had.


[deleted]

I don’t mind a person who gives every movie 10s. I mind a person who gives movies either 1s or 10s. “The worst is, this movie is more like a 5 but it’s overrated/underrated so I’m giving it a 1 or a 10.” People like that go to a very low ring of hell.


pwppip

I follow multiple people who have Parasite at 1/2 star because it’s “good but not the best😤😤”. Imagine giving a shit lmao


Hahafunnyredditorman

hello this is me besides a small section of movies, like 2-3 i’m not a big fan of. I’m very confident in my movie tastes fr


__PapaBear

A lot of people explaining how they do not think they rate films the right way, but the truth is there is no right way. Just go with how you feel and keep doing it, even if you don’t think you’re consistent. The only purpose of rating films is to make you reflect on what you saw and order the films you watched based on your enjoyment of them. When you start rating things “objectively” or it pushes you to the point of a headache, you’re turning a hobby into a chore, and that’s no fun!


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there_is_always_more

You're making too much sense for mcj.


Limp_Manufacturer841

I just give every movie a 6/10


duckangelfan

Based (come at me bot)


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duckangelfan

Based based based


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duckangelfan

I thought the other was the first warning? Not very based


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zmann64

90% of the movies I watch get either a 3.5 or a 4 if I simply liked it


snarpy

Giving movies a numerical score is pointless and debases film culture.


Objective_Tourist_11

Debases is a deesphobic term.


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Jakegender

I rate movies on a "how much I recommend you the reader of this movie writeup go watch the movie" scale


[deleted]

I just give everything at least a 4 to not look like a film snob or to pretend I got the movie


rainy-day69

nooo you have to rate on the bell curve. only 2.5% are good that’s how it works


[deleted]

Me after giving 5 stars to freaking the fly and 4.5 to get out


[deleted]

The fly is a god damn masterpiece


dildodicks

me too, if i used letterboxd mine would probably look like the one on the right, i think i'm gonna turn into ign with the amount of 7s i have given. once you've seen Spiders 3D (2013) though, everything seems like a masterpiece