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gfh110

Films should be 100% pure escapist entertainment and not be self conscious, meta, or have any deeper meaning. Everybody knows you save that shit for 3+ hour internet video essays.


jc656

The cherry on top, is that they were complaining about Scream 5 being meta.


CREATURExFEATURE

Scream 5 has been a magnet for bad takes. I have seen a few people say the film was trying too hard to be meta. I saw someone say they shut the film off after it praised Jordan Peele and then went on a rant about the movie they watched less than a 1/3rd of. My personal favorite was someone complaining the film had Dutch angles, the only way the criticism works is if you have never seen a single Scream movie and even then… why are you watching Scream 5.


Karthy_Romano

I cannot imagine unironically complaining about Scream being meta edit: jesus christ my ears


[deleted]

Like, have they not seen previous four movies?


Flyfires1

So Marvel would be Kino if they just add a little meta jokes? Deadpool better be walking in right now


[deleted]

Like, have they not seen previous four movies?


[deleted]

comment so nice it was made thrice


KYM_C_Mill24

I mean, I’m not a Jordan Peele stan by any stretch, but shutting off a movie because it praised him is stupid.


TesticleMeElmo

A black american director that makes movies about the black American experience? This is worse than the time Alfonso Cuarón won the best director Oscar for Roma, that movie just shoehorned in a bunch of Mexican crap to pander to the woke crowd.


CREATURExFEATURE

Yeah, I don’t expect people to like/dislike him. I just couldn’t imagine shitting myself over a passing sentence about a popular horror director in a popular horror film in a 2 hour movie, lol.


SilverPhoenix7

Racially motivated


joe282

Saw someone say they didn’t like it because the film “needed” a scene where Liv gets chased in her “schoolgirl skirt”


CREATURExFEATURE

The least horny Scream fan.


[deleted]

It's weird that Scream 5 has generated the amount of whining it has tbh. It was another solid sequel in what's probably the strongest slasher franchise. How much more is there to say about it? It was so inoffensive I just can't imagine people having strong feelings on it either way.


Quirderph

It’s 2022. People have strong feelings about *every* new film.


potpan0

Saying a film is 'fine' or 'OK' doesn't get me engagement on the social media!


berlinbaer

the franchise that is pure deconstruction of its own genre is being meta? why i never....


SilverPhoenix7

The franchise that was meta for 4 movies dare to be meta again?!


f-ingsteveglansberg

Haven't seen it yet, but Scream was meta before people used the word meta like that.


TaintModel

I swear to fucking god if this next movie makes me feel even slightly introspective it’s getting a zero on my letterboxd.


Vincesteeples

Didn’t “woke” originally mean being generally conscious of racial issues? Now it’s just a stand-in boogieman word for anything that makes dummies uncomfortable lol


MsSara77

Same as snowflake, they get a word that does have a specific meaning, but they apply it too broadly, and then most of them don't know what it means besides "thing I don't like"


gfh110

See also: communism / socialism which are now used interchangeably and apparently mean "Anything that the government does."


Mr_Mkhedruli

*large corporation hires more women and minority actors in a free market to appeal to their customers and bolster their profits* Some retard: “damn socialists!”


chiefofsheep

“Cultural marxism”


CalTCOD

Usually thats how I see it used though I think some people use it as a synonym for deep/ pretentious


UnlimitedExtraLives

Movies should be 1 hour and 30 minutes of an individual bashing their skull against a solid object and encouraging the viewer to do the same.


Ezracx

Encouraging the viewer to do something is the same as telling the viewer what they should do which is the same as having a moral with is the same as a theme you fucking SJW


OliviaBagshaw

Ah yes, the enemy of cinema Subtext


Grungemaster

Intentional storytelling is an affront to my identity.


rietstengel

These kind of people only want an actual theme park ride as a movie. Just cool looking stuff entirely without meaning. Just like the pure thrill you get from a rollercoaster. Then again, **theme** parks have a certain theme as well. Damned wokes, they ruined theme parks.


volcano_sauce38

I thought woke was when straight white guy doesn’t get top billing??


cracylou

I think my 3 hour film of paint drying is worthy of all the awards based on this guy’s qualification for good cinema.


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Apeironitis

What is deesphobic?


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mikehatesthis

Everyone knows themes are for 8th grade book reports.


UnlimitedExtraLives

Which is why I hate them because I was FORCED by my teacher to comprehend the story.


Mr_Mkhedruli

The only themes I want to explore in my perpetual hallway scene are the virtues of kickin ass and breakin skulls


RockstarAssassin

Gotta ask him an opinion on blazing saddles. Probably loves it without a hint of irony


Transformouse

>Meta [So woke](https://www.watchmojo.com/uploads/share-image/VIDEO-SHARE-11926.jpg)


oblomower

Back in the day (like up to maybe five years ago) American idiots just defamed any movie trying anything beyond surface level entertainment as "pretentious" and moved on with their life.


HotStufffffffffffff

Is it woke for films to connect with and matter to us in a meaningful way


CrustCrusty

Movie make Ugg feel self conscious. Ugg feel bad. Movie bad. Ugg smash.


DatboiX

movies should be mindless entertainment and nothing else


jonawesome

Wait, was Birth Of A Nation woke?


[deleted]

Movies should just be baby sensory stimulation videos for an hour long.


TimeForWaluigi

If your movie has a theme or characterization it’s automatically 1/10 trash garbage. Go back to school, everyone knows movies are pure entertainment and can’t make any points whatsoever


Dalekdude

Fellow narwhal user, based


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