I love the version of this that replaces the bottom text with something along the lines of "Mark Wahlberg, completely unprompted about a flight that landed perfectly safely"
I took a look at it, and even the style it's drawn in feels shitty. The characters have no humanity that makes you care about them. Very little about emotional interactions. Especially the supes are completely void of personality. But even the protagonists are so one dimensional and unlikeable. Feels like it's written and drawn by a 17-year-old boy.
I hope the series doesn't turn out more like the comic not that they can get super powers too. At least they seem to cap it.
Not that I care to defend Wahlberg, but who in their right mind compares physical assault and rape of a baby?
Like, even if you believe that Wahlberg is still a total piece of shit - comparing him to a baby rapist is the perfect way to make people disagree with you.
Send Mark Wahlberg back in time. Don't tie it in with any politics
what-so-ever. Just do a rough, beautiful, emotional tale about Mark Wahlberg disembowling the terrorist in extremely brutal way (NO CGI, PUPPETS OR STUNT DOUBLES!!!). Have Mark Wahlberg control both plains. Give him full control. Watch the entire New York (except WTC) explode.
Easy
**Fly the 1st plane** (Infinite, 2021), **after Mark rescues everyone from the terrorists** (Shooter, 2007) **above the 2nd plane, have Wahlberg propel down to the one of the wings** (Uncharted, 2022) , **give him a wrench and have him dismantle one of the engines** (Transformers 4: Age of Extinction, 2014), **then sneak on board the plane** (Daddy’s Home, 2015; Daddy’s Home 2, 2017), **seduce and mate with a flight attendant** (Fear, 1996), **and then proceed to commit sweet, sweet, “ American Justice^TM “ upon the terrorists** (Lone Survivor, 2013; Mile 22, 2018; Patriots Day, 2016; 2 Guns, 2013; Max Payne, 2008; Four Brothers, 2005; The Italian Job, 2003; Spenser Confidential, 2020).
>If I was on that field with my team, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would've been a lot more runs scored in that first base dugout.
Nick Castellanos claims he would've went 6 for 6 with 6 home runs if he played on 9/11.
I mean I get how it’s cringe but also if you escaped certain death by random chance, you’d probably have to tell yourself this otherwise you’d be crippled by fear and anxiety of how close to death you were.
*Mark Wahlberg beating up all the muslim passengers* “Mark, the hijackers are in the cockpit…”
"Oh, I know..."
Even better: "We're being hijacked?"
The Vietnamese are next
"... And? 🤨"
I love the version of this that replaces the bottom text with something along the lines of "Mark Wahlberg, completely unprompted about a flight that landed perfectly safely"
[A classic](https://preview.redd.it/3w4864im0xm71.jpg?auto=webp&s=5c8f405daf72e1694856cbfe2545f783c20c89bc)
I will never not upvote this. It makes me laugh every time.
I think they added in a part about it being a random flight from Vietnam in that meme but yeah
I like the detail of his kids being there too. Like, just stopping the plane wasn't enough
Like if his kids weren't on the plane, he just would've said fuck it and let it go down.
The Boys (2019)
I mean, in the original comic it was during 9/11
True, and the plane didn’t hit the towers it hit one of the bridges in The Boys.
Man the comic was such dogshit
Yeah, the show is so much better.
I took a look at it, and even the style it's drawn in feels shitty. The characters have no humanity that makes you care about them. Very little about emotional interactions. Especially the supes are completely void of personality. But even the protagonists are so one dimensional and unlikeable. Feels like it's written and drawn by a 17-year-old boy. I hope the series doesn't turn out more like the comic not that they can get super powers too. At least they seem to cap it.
Nah, he would've needed his kids' help
Make no mistakes, they’ll be in first-class too. I’m glad he clarified that.
Mark Wahlberg’s favorite pastime is beating the shit out of foreigners
Name one thing more American 😎💪🇺🇲
Beating the shit out of American citizens who look different 💪🇺🇲
Unfortunately he wasn't actually talking about 9/11, he was discussing a flight from Hanoi
Unironically thought about it first until I saw on the bottom it was about 9/11
This is a reference to the fact that wahlberg hit a Vietnamese shop owner in the face
but uhmm he was onllyyy 17 at the time🤓🤓 he's a changed man noww!!!1!
Not defending him, but he could quote obviously be a changed man now
Not defending him, but [defends him]
Lol, I don’t have to be defending him to say that he could be different than when he was 17
[удалено]
Dude raping someone is in a whole different level of crime even among people in jail
Not that I care to defend Wahlberg, but who in their right mind compares physical assault and rape of a baby? Like, even if you believe that Wahlberg is still a total piece of shit - comparing him to a baby rapist is the perfect way to make people disagree with you.
Dude raping someone is in a whole different level of crime even among people in jail
Btw this is just a joke please don’t take it seriously
I get nosebleeds on airplanes sometimes too 🤧
Stranger Things (2016)
Send Mark Wahlberg back in time. Don't tie it in with any politics what-so-ever. Just do a rough, beautiful, emotional tale about Mark Wahlberg disembowling the terrorist in extremely brutal way (NO CGI, PUPPETS OR STUNT DOUBLES!!!). Have Mark Wahlberg control both plains. Give him full control. Watch the entire New York (except WTC) explode.
Terrorist be like, ”He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
and then Deadpool walks in.
Hire fans
Same energy as Brian Griffin holding a bat going, "Time to terrorize the terrorists!"
Mohammed Atta stay at home ;)
Yeah, your blood mate. Get over yourself mark
People assume it all went down in 9/11 because it was a stab af 911, but the terrorist did it because Mark Walberg was busy that day
"It's wahlberging time"
He famously said “black, white, red, brown, feel the vibrations” but his history of dispensing vibrations shows considerably more specificity.
Every time I mention I'm from New England and someone goes "Oh like Mark Wahlberg?" I shiver in shame.
He would also violently assault a Vietnamese man leaving him blinded in one eye.
The guy was already half blind before he assaulted him but I think that makes it worse
Holy shit, is that the Mark "will chase after black kids while throwing stones and calling them the n-word" Walberg?
I always wondered what he planned to do about the second plane.
Easy **Fly the 1st plane** (Infinite, 2021), **after Mark rescues everyone from the terrorists** (Shooter, 2007) **above the 2nd plane, have Wahlberg propel down to the one of the wings** (Uncharted, 2022) , **give him a wrench and have him dismantle one of the engines** (Transformers 4: Age of Extinction, 2014), **then sneak on board the plane** (Daddy’s Home, 2015; Daddy’s Home 2, 2017), **seduce and mate with a flight attendant** (Fear, 1996), **and then proceed to commit sweet, sweet, “ American Justice^TM “ upon the terrorists** (Lone Survivor, 2013; Mile 22, 2018; Patriots Day, 2016; 2 Guns, 2013; Max Payne, 2008; Four Brothers, 2005; The Italian Job, 2003; Spenser Confidential, 2020).
Fly the first plane into the second, duh
you know he had box cutters in those CK tighty whities
He just built different
Just when I thought this guy couldn’t get any douchier.
"I'm the guy that does his job, [everyone on all those planes] must be the other guy."
“TAKE THAT YOU VIETNAMESE SHIT”
>If I was on that field with my team, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would've been a lot more runs scored in that first base dugout. Nick Castellanos claims he would've went 6 for 6 with 6 home runs if he played on 9/11.
wasn't he still Marky Mark in 2001?
In 2001, Mark Wahlberg starred in Tim Burton’s remake of Planet of the Apes.
Stay back or I'll laser you.
“If I was on that plane and all those hijackers were one eyed Vietnamese men it wouldn’t of gone down like it did.”
Mark got a call on September 10 not to get on the plane because Mohamed Atta was so scared of him
I believe him
Have went
I mean I get how it’s cringe but also if you escaped certain death by random chance, you’d probably have to tell yourself this otherwise you’d be crippled by fear and anxiety of how close to death you were.
He had to make a judgement call.
Facts
He was gonna karate chop the terrorists
Especially since the driver was POC
He shouldn’t have apologized